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Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. So this started

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Speaker 1: because you guys were like, what are some juicy questions?

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Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, who's the most famous person

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Speaker 1: in your phone? And I was like, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: First of all, this throws people over that when people

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Speaker 1: click on my phone like in front of me, like

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Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, I'm so bad at like putting

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Speaker 1: that in. Will you put your contact in? Or will

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Speaker 1: you put your like look at that email. I have

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Speaker 1: friends that are like, why do you have one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty thousand unread emails? And I was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. How mean do you have? Like this is

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Speaker 1: my brain? Okay? So yes, So you guys were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: are you open to doing like a question like who's

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Speaker 1: the most famous person in your phone? And I and

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Speaker 1: I think, I I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I hate when I question myself and I say, I

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Speaker 1: think when I know exactly what I said? Because the

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Speaker 1: memory of an elephant steel trap? What is it elephant?

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Speaker 1: Why is it elephant?

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Speaker 2: They never forget? Yeah, elephants never forget.

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Speaker 1: How do they know? They asked them, like, how do

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Speaker 1: they know? Elephants never forget?

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Speaker 2: The same way they know a goldfish forgets every thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have that.

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Speaker 1: Why imagine goldfish know everything. They're just like I just

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Speaker 1: want to be fed. I just want to be like adored.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna be like cute, cute and just

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Speaker 1: knows their angles.

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Speaker 2: Like that's why they're happy in fishbols.

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Speaker 1: They know their angles. Okay, back to my phone. I

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Speaker 1: have so many people in my phone that I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know, and who's to determine who is

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Speaker 1: the most famous because we all have a different perception

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Speaker 1: of who is famous. Who is someone that wows us

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Speaker 1: might not impress others. So then my brain, which isn't

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Speaker 1: organized but is very creative, was like, wait, I think

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Speaker 1: we have something else here. I think I have so

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Speaker 1: many people on my phone that we could actually go

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Speaker 1: into categories and this would be fun to do. I

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Speaker 1: like a good mood board, love a Pinterest board, So

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Speaker 1: let's do Tori's phone board and throughout areas and I

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Speaker 1: probably could put I mean like, are we talking movie stars?

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Speaker 1: Are we talking TV stars? Are we talking reality stars?

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Speaker 1: Are we talking designers? Are we talking fashion? Like self help?

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Speaker 1: Like it could keep going?

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Speaker 2: How about you start with somebody that you think, like

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Speaker 2: the last text message was probably awkward or weird, like

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Speaker 2: there was a picture or something or a conversation you

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Speaker 2: wish you like got back to that. Maybe they texted

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Speaker 2: you and you didn't answer back or like something like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's like everybody.

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Speaker 2: Do you find that you don't text people back when

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Speaker 2: they text you and ask you stuff?

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Speaker 1: Somebody? No, I have really good intentions. I have a

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Speaker 1: really busy life, and I really enjoy people, and I

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Speaker 1: like to take the time. I'm also OCD about grammar.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a writer as well, so when I'm

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. So if someone asks, So if someone's

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Speaker 1: like hi, Paes, anyone out there, if you're texting me,

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Speaker 1: just say hi, and I'll be like hi, Like I'll

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Speaker 1: text you right back. I have no like endgame. I'm

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Speaker 1: not like being like oh the girl vibe or anything

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Speaker 1: wait like a day to text him back. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: not like that. I mean I'll wait an hour or

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Speaker 1: two at times, but uh, anyway, Yeah, So but if

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Speaker 1: you ask me a question and it gets too long

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Speaker 1: and you're asking how my life is. If you're asking

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Speaker 1: for multiple questions, I'm going to ghost you. And it's

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Speaker 1: not on purpose, because I'm moving at such a fast

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Speaker 1: pace in such a busy life, not writing anything ever down.

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Speaker 1: It's all in my brain, which is not okay, including

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Speaker 1: my calendar. Everything that's I'm like, oh my god, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get back to them later, and then

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Speaker 1: later turns into sometimes it doesn't happen, and then if

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Speaker 1: I run into them in person, I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: and I'm so honest that like I can't even be like, hi,

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Speaker 1: great to see you did it. I have to be like,

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I know that you texted me,

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Speaker 1: and I like, and it could be like four years

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Speaker 1: guilty about it for four years, but still was like, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and four years. Sorry in my family. Now I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 2: There's one person you said that really intrigued me currently,

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Speaker 2: which was a day.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I am friends with Aubryo day. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, it's just like one of the biggest stories.

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Speaker 1: Like really, it depends on who you're asking, right, depends

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Speaker 1: on well, if you're listening to misspelling, you're probably very

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Speaker 1: fascinating with this, So yep, proceed.

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Speaker 2: I feel like Aubrey was like the original like person

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Speaker 2: but I'm just curious, Like, that's an awesome person to

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Speaker 2: have in your phone right now. But obviously I'm assuming

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Speaker 2: that you just had a long frend. How'd you guys meet?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Aubrey and I met when I was doing

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Speaker 1: my reality show Torri and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood on

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Speaker 1: Oxygen with my family. She had her new show, I'm

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Speaker 1: forgetting the name of it. We it's just Aubrey, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure, and we met at the Oxygen Bravo upfronts

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Speaker 1: and totally hit it off and didn't stay in touch,

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Speaker 1: and then we came to find out like a year ago.

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Speaker 1: I'd say that we have the same hairstylus in front

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Speaker 1: in common and my friend and hairstylist Laura said, do

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Speaker 1: you know Aubrey? And I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I do know Aubrey. Oh my god. I loved her.

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Speaker 1: Like we had this like magical moment we connected and

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Speaker 1: then I continue to have a million babies and she

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Speaker 1: went on to have a huge career and like you know,

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Speaker 1: and anyway, uh so we connected back at the hair

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Speaker 1: I don't know, there's such a public perception about everybody,

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Speaker 1: but this is someone, at least from my perspective. Getting

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Speaker 1: OCD like me, which I appreciate, can't delegate literally does

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Speaker 1: everything runs like all her businesses like, but she knows

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Speaker 1: And then she was like, can I ask you a question?

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Speaker 1: She said, I'm not an actress. I have an audition

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Speaker 1: still didn't get the part, but I'm just kidding. So

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Speaker 1: I rehearsed it with her, and it was really fun

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Speaker 1: it's this whole thing and we just like give me direction.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, actually, you just read it with me,

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Speaker 1: like we were rehearsing, and I was like, don't change

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Speaker 1: a thing. Don't let someone you know, a friend tell

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Speaker 1: I was like, my gut is they're coming to you

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Speaker 1: because Notorious historically he loves merging, you know, storylines with

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Speaker 1: She didn't get it. I don't know why she didn't

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Speaker 1: I was like, did you get that Ryan Murphy project.

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Speaker 1: She's like no, and I was like, well, I got

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Speaker 1: just FYI someone hired Aubrey o Day to act because

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Speaker 1: she's actually really good. Okay, But on top of that,

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Speaker 1: I realized that she's an amazing photographer. So she takes

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Speaker 1: a lot of my photos and photos that I don't

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Speaker 1: post or put out there, but like when I'm feeling good,

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Speaker 1: my hair's done right, and you know if they're allegedly

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Speaker 1: being like I'll be like this is my only good

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Speaker 1: have photos that she's taken to me, like with my

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Speaker 1: hair done and I'm in like you know, braun underwear,

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Speaker 1: like something that would be considered you know, a personal

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Speaker 1: photo that would be racy that maybe was for a boy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: photo boudoir photos. Well, it used to be like a

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding, Like what it's not the version

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Speaker 1: of like when guys send you dick pics. It's like

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Speaker 1: because girls don't do that, right, girls don't send like

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Speaker 1: for me. Are you telling girls do this? Like girls

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Speaker 2: No. No, but on the Housewives, I've seen a lot

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Speaker 2: of them. A lot of the women do Boo dwarf

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna send you some of the photos she's

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Speaker 1: taken to me in various times, like they're so hot,

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Speaker 1: and then she has she has encouraged me like some

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Speaker 1: other friends like Denise Richards and Bella Thorne and like

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Speaker 1: to do only fans. Aubrey's like, yeah, I'm I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not there. I don't know, like how could Donna

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Speaker 2: Be Take pictures of Donna Martin's feet.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I've really good. I've told you this before. No, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Tori has some of the best feet this side of

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Speaker 1: the Mississippi.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you don't have to get racy. You could just

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Speaker 1: Way. Wait wait, I actually the only time I ever entertained,

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Speaker 1: like seriously entertained, and like I said, Denise, Bella, Aubrey,

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Speaker 1: They've all said to me, you got to do this

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Speaker 1: like it's and I'm like, I'm a mom, you know.

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Speaker 1: And Denise and I we discussed on my podcast, have

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Speaker 1: had various conversations about this, and you know, Aubrey and

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Speaker 1: Bella and like everyone feels the same, like you know

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Speaker 1: It is? Why do I think it was the puss?

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Speaker 1: Wait, female or male? Told you this intern?

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Speaker 1: Wait, taco, It's okay. I didn't need to know that.

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Speaker 2: Wait? Then didn't we start talking about like whoo is

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Speaker 1: I am so focused. Oh my god. So wait, so

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Speaker 1: If you were like not exclusive, but you've gone on dates,

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Speaker 1: you're talking to a guy, and do they say that

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, how did this happen? How

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Speaker 2: By way?

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Speaker 1: So I'm talking. Yeah, so this guy I'm talking to.

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Speaker 1: well that's weird.

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Speaker 2: Cool is I not the hooking up stage? She says,

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Speaker 1: It's still look at me. I'm so I'm so like

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Speaker 1: fight each other like all that. Like I'm so old fashioned,

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Speaker 1: You're not going to say that, Like no, it's the

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Speaker 2: You're dating?

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Speaker 1: What are you dating? Oh my god? And then yeah,

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Speaker 1: then you're like, wa, that's yah. That sucks. Oh that's

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Speaker 1: my girl. And you're like you're what, You're fucking fifty

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Speaker 2: I always she just chribed in. She said dating equals

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, oh my god? What seeing? Okay, how's this one?

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Speaker 2: She says? Dating equals boyfriend plus a girlfriend. That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm too old for this crap. So

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Speaker 2: I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Where I'm fascinated. Wait, so what is it like like

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Speaker 1: if we would say like, oh, I'm seeing that person,

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Speaker 1: is that or that's out? That's old school?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I like that. I like seeing I'm seeing that person.

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Speaker 1: I like it because I'm more than talking to that person.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally in like person seeing this person. So I'm

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Speaker 1: seeing this person. Okay, anyway, can I go? Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: going back? Sorry, only fans we're throwing.

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Speaker 2: The phones out the window. We'll do that the other.

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Speaker 1: Day next week, next week, because I have a lot

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Speaker 1: of people in my phone. You guys are.

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Speaker 2: Really good name, really good name on that list.

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Speaker 1: There's some such good names. It's okay, just just just

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Speaker 1: keep listening and downloading maybe five stars? Can you help?

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Speaker 1: Can you help about me? Give me a good review

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Speaker 1: and only fans when I join. Just kidding anyway, So

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Speaker 1: this conversation I'm robbing it at Christmas dinner. It progresses

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Speaker 1: and like, oh, you know as Denise like, it says

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Speaker 1: like you know DM me and you'll get to yes,

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Speaker 1: it said Peach, which I pan it because here I

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Speaker 1: am defending my friend, like no, she's you know, just

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Speaker 1: doing this. She would never show this, and I thought

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Speaker 1: it was puss, And I'm like, why is she showing puss?

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Speaker 1: And then my one kid is sitting at the other

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Speaker 1: end of the table. He's not listening. His headsbury on

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Speaker 1: the phone. We can't get this kid like you ask

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Speaker 1: him any question, including his name, and he no response,

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Speaker 1: right head buried. And we're going back and forth like

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Speaker 1: what year we do only fans like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: that would be weird. I'm a mom of five. Well, look,

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Speaker 1: Denise has three kids and she's doing it, and she's

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Speaker 1: you know, what's the worst. Anyway, back and forth, Whitney's

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Speaker 1: hear you should do feet Finder, mom. You'd make so

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Speaker 1: is that? The one I am trying to describe to

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Speaker 1: you guys is called wiki feet. It's our cake. It's

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Speaker 1: It's like OnlyFans, but it's just feet. And I was like, uh,

426
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: how do you know that? Clearly I need to like

427
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: do some Parnzal forensics here on your phone. And then

428
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: I was like, well, just hold me a little bit

429
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: more and he was like yeah, and he's like, you

430
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: have really good feet. He's like, I'm not being weird.

431
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: You have good feet. You wouldn't have to show your body,

432
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have to show your face. You could say

433
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: it's you and just put pictures of your feet. You'd

434
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: make a great side hustle. I was like, thank you,

435
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: I'll keep that in mind. Anyway, I was like, okay, everyone,

436
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: let's get to bed. That was a great Christmas. Wow,

437
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: what a combo. So then I go to bed that

438
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: night and I couldn't shut my brain off. All my

439
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 1: brain was thinking was wait, I just want to see

440
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: if Denise DM me back, and what is this peach

441
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to see? So I did get a response back,

442
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 1: you know, and it's kind of like electronic thing. It's

443
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: for fans and they bait you though, and this is

444
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: on everyone's only fans. Oh, here's a little tea, but

445
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: if you want to see more, long story short, that night,

446
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: you guys. The next day, my business manager calls me

447
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't.

448
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 3: Know how to put this, and I was like, it's okay,

449
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 3: just what's happening and she's like, I think Dean is

450
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 3: not only fans looking at girls.

451
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: Might go what, and she goes, yeah, I know. I'm

452
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: so sorry. I don't know what to tell you. And

453
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: I go, hm, how much was spent? And she was like, god,

454
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: it's like four hundred and fifty one dollars and twenty

455
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: eight cents. I'm like, yeah, she goes, oh you knew,

456
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: and I go, nah, it's my account. I went down

457
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: the rabbit hole my friend Denise Richards last night. I

458
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: couldn't stop paying her. I was tipping her. I wanted

459
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: to see more. I don't know what happened. I spent

460
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: all the money. It was me anyway, that was funny.

461
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: And then let me about feet Finder. So I thought, like, okay,

462
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: my kid's smart, like you know, he's not like coring

463
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: his mom out. He's like, this is cool. I did

464
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: a deep dive into feet Finder. Oh my gosh, you guys,

465
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 1: people pay money for weird ash shit. They put it

466
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: into like genres, which we're gonna do next week when

467
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: I get to my phone list because we didn't get

468
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: to it this week. It'll be like okay for dirty feet,

469
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: for snagly.

470
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 4: Toes, uh like toes holding food like it's the most

471
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,959
Speaker 4: it's the craziest shit you've ever seen, and not like

472
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 4: not like sex stuff.

473
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: It's just like weird shit. So I joined immediately. I'm

474
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: just kidding, Wait should.

475
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 2: I Yeah, I'm just telling you. Donna Martin To's would

476
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: totally sell.

477
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:04,959
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, you know what then, I'm not gonna lie.

478
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: It's been a rough winter. Self care has not been

479
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: my thing. I've been focused on the kids. I got

480
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: to get one of those like full on, not just

481
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: like heel. What is the heel scraper? Like I need

482
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: a cheese grater, like it's it's I do have cute feet,

483
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: really cute size six feet. If anyone's listening, I'm just kidding.

484
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm ant designers, like if you want to send me

485
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: shoes or something funny enough, always had like size six feet.

486
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: Always heard the myth like, oh, when you have babies,

487
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: your feet grow. They did. They grew to a size seven.

488
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: I'd like to report they're back to a six. Maybe

489
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: a six and a half six sounds better. And I'm

490
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: not into like tall heels anymore. If anyone wants to

491
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: send me anything, oh, back to it. I need like

492
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: a full on, like I just have some dry heels,

493
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: so cute feet, cute toes, always getting polished, but like

494
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: I need to like self care my heels. It's been

495
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: dry winter on the footnote really quick, I got to

496
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: clean up these dry heels. I did this once. Have

497
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: you Chrissy, I'm just gonna further upset you. Tod Eggs,

498
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: you hate feet done. Baby feet. It was like a phenomenon.

499
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: It was all over YouTube. It's it's like the masks.

500
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: One used mask, but you do it on your feet

501
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: and you put it on and it's like this will me.

502
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: I think it originally was like created in Korea somewhere.

503
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: It's in anyway. You put it on your feet and

504
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of different copies with the OG. One

505
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: was called baby feet and you put it on your

506
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: feet and it's like a mask and you wear it

507
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: and your feet shed like like a lizard shedding in

508
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: skin or a snake shedding its skin for days until

509
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: you have supposedly back to baby feet. And I was

510
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: like where. So I tried it because I had a

511
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: girlfriend trying and she was like, oh my god, you're

512
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: about this baby feet and I'm like, no, I'm not

513
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: cool enough cool or yeah, I'm a consumer anything. Once

514
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,239
Speaker 1: so I ordered it, put it on my feet, and

515
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think it worked. Cut to

516
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: four days later, we were at the grove and we

517
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: were having like a Gallantine's night and it was like

518
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: all my mom friends and we had done these baby

519
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: feet and we were like dressed up cute because we

520
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: were eating somewhere at the grove and taking like influencer pictures.

521
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: And afterwards, I was like, you guys, I think Kendra

522
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: Wilkinson was there, Oh my god? Who else was there?

523
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: I and Zeering Zex wife was there. Beverly Mitchell from

524
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: Seventh Heaven was there. Like we were all there together.

525
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: We were like this hardcore mom group and we had

526
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: taken cute pictures and heels and I was like, you guys,

527
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: I did that baby feet you told me about My

528
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: feet are killing me. And then somehow we were at

529
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: the AMC in the theater and I was like, you guys,

530
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: I can't make it. I gotta take off my shoes.

531
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 1: These heels are killing me. And I sat tore on

532
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: the carpet the AMC. I'm sorry to the grove and

533
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: that's where I peeled off my skin like Frito's. I

534
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: cleaned it up, you guys, I threw it away. I

535
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: don't litter. Is there a market for my heel scrapings?

536
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: Like?

537
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: Is that a thing could like on eBay? Oh, Chrissy boom.

538
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: We just came up with a million dollar idea. I

539
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: am going to joined feet Finder and I am gonna

540
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: hold up my foot, show my cute foot, my dry heel,

541
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to scrape off just the dry skin.

542
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: I am going to save it and then I can

543
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: put that on an eBay to the highest bidder. Is

544
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: that corny? I'm just kidding. I don't have corns like.

545
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: It's just like Donna Martin. Oh there's some pun here, Okay,

546
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: I'll get to it anyway. I think it's a business