Speaker 1: You guys caught me in the middle of doing a
Speaker 1: little voting.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, is that Donald Trump?
Speaker 1: I sorle. I do like the because I do have
Speaker 1: my mail.
Speaker 3: I'll probably vote in person, but I do have my
Speaker 3: mail in ballot, and I think I am going to
Speaker 3: enter all meetings from now on just being like.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you've caught me voting. Well, the one thing I
Speaker 1: will say is, I mean it's getting late anyway. But
Speaker 1: once once your vote is logged, they stop like texting
Speaker 1: your ship. Oh, because it comes up that you vote,
Speaker 1: so you're not you're not considered persuadable.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I didn't think they were keeping track that much.
Speaker 2: I voted sometime last week and I just realized I
Speaker 2: hadn't gotten any text.
Speaker 1: Shit.
Speaker 3: That's the biggest piece of news that we've ever had
Speaker 3: on this show. Get the text to stop voting.
Speaker 2: Start we got that's a point.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing there's automated bullshit. They're like, these.
Speaker 2: Democrats is dumb. Maybe hey, if you vote early, we'll
Speaker 2: stop texting you would get.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, yeah, we will leave you alone.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: That's vote.
Speaker 1: That's the feel good message I can bring to the pie.
Speaker 2: I'm going to vote today. Yeah, I have my mainland
Speaker 2: vallet too. I'm doing it today. Yeah, I surely haven't
Speaker 2: liked even in clocks that I haven't gotten any Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even know. You're all of a sudden
Speaker 1: your life is like less burdened and you don't even
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 3: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three sixty one,
Speaker 3: Episode four of Deadly I Guys Stay, production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: We are America's only undecided podcast. I wish I was decided.
Speaker 3: I would vote early, get the text messages to stop.
Speaker 3: But I just can't figure out between these too. I
Speaker 3: like them both so much. This is the podcast We're
Speaker 3: gonna take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And
Speaker 3: it is Thursday, October twenty fourth, twenty twenty four. That means,
Speaker 3: I guess that means we're a week out from Halloween.
Speaker 3: So get your costumes ready, people, if you haven't already.
Speaker 3: My name is Jack O'Brien aka Donald Trump likes Arnold
Speaker 3: Palmer's dick.
Speaker 1: They say it's really huge. Whenever he speaks out, the
Speaker 1: pundits always shout Trump loves Arnold Palmer's big old dick.
Speaker 3: Do do do Do Do Do doo that one courtesy
Speaker 3: of the cast role Casanova on.
Speaker 1: The discord from three four news cycles ago, and Donald
Speaker 1: Trump just got a far away look in his eyes
Speaker 1: and started wistfully reminiscing about professional golfer Arnold Palmer's dick.
Speaker 3: Those were the days, weren't they, like twenty four hours ago,
Speaker 3: when stuff like that happened. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 3: joined in our second seat by an award winning podcast host, writer, producer,
Speaker 3: comedian actor. He hosts the must see live comedy show
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Speaker 1: It's Jackies Neil.
Speaker 2: Don't let it fool you. Oh no, this is Jack
Speaker 2: kis Neil. What's up? That's it? That's all I got.
Speaker 2: I don't have anything prepared, but of course, what up,
Speaker 2: niggas you? I had that always always. How are we doing? Everybody?
Speaker 2: How you doing? Jack?
Speaker 3: I'm doing good man, It's great to have you. I'm
Speaker 3: in New York and in like an official iHeart studio,
Speaker 3: all there painted red, and we're still doing the show
Speaker 3: the exact same way over Loon, but just with so
Speaker 3: much more technology.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful thing. Man, While you're in New York.
Speaker 2: While you're in New York, make sure to get down
Speaker 2: to like Georgia or Pennsylvania or you know some of
Speaker 2: these places where swing say swing stays and like vote
Speaker 2: like fifty or forty times, knock on.
Speaker 3: Some doors, vote as many times as possible and clear absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 3: doing my part.
Speaker 2: You know you're not you know, if you're not voting
Speaker 2: a hundred times, you're not doing your part.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, when I'm in
Speaker 3: New York, go ahead and make sure to take a bite.
Speaker 1: Out of the big apple, because that that is what
Speaker 1: I did last night.
Speaker 2: I know that I heard, so that's why I didn't
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 1: Was riding the rails.
Speaker 2: Akah.
Speaker 1: I took the subway to my sister's house. It was
Speaker 1: it was fun.
Speaker 3: It's good to see my sister and my nephews Jaquise.
Speaker 3: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 3: by another one of the very faces on Mount Zeitemore,
Speaker 3: hilarious and brilliant producer, TV writer. You know I'm from
Speaker 3: the podcast you ow it is this racist?
Speaker 1: It's Andrew Tdo tell you right now. I did not
Speaker 1: have time to do an a kaa because I literally
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of voting. We're not doing video shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not doing video, but the video of the copy
Speaker 1: of the mill of Voting. It did occur to me
Speaker 1: as you were singing the aka is that civic Duty
Speaker 1: does rhyme with booty. So I was trying to figure
Speaker 1: out a way to work in Maybe I know I
Speaker 1: missed new Booty before, but it felt like it was there,
Speaker 1: but I just couldn't get it in the fifteen.
Speaker 2: Seconds I found juice something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that in that boy.
Speaker 3: Remember when Eminem lost his rhyme book, his rhyme notebook
Speaker 3: where he just like writes notebooks of writes reams of
Speaker 3: his rhymes out. I wonder were you the person who
Speaker 3: found it? Because I can't put that together on your own.
Speaker 1: That's pretty sure, Eminem and fucking the fucking insane clown
Speaker 1: Posse came out for Kamala in the last like two weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well no, no, I should say. You know what, I
Speaker 1: can't speak for violent Jad. I believe it's Shaggy too, dope.
Speaker 2: I mean they're saying the entire i CP that that's
Speaker 2: what I've been seeing. It's like ll CP support or
Speaker 2: that is a massive upset. I did not see that coming.
Speaker 3: Have been more squarely like Trump must be fucking rod.
Speaker 3: I feel like he's reeling right now.
Speaker 2: Is real?
Speaker 1: I was square?
Speaker 2: Conservatives are calling Eminem woke. Now, yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Did catch the virus.
Speaker 3: I mean it's probably it could just be that they're all,
Speaker 3: you know, hanging out with each other, the Detroit area
Speaker 3: entertainers and caught the woke mind virus from one.
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly know, shame, a real shame.
Speaker 2: Now your vote on your ballot, Andrew, I did notice you,
Speaker 2: uh you wrote in DS Nuts as the as the
Speaker 2: presidential candidate. Can I wonder if enough people people write
Speaker 2: in Nuts to the point where he wins, which I
Speaker 2: know is possible, but like but but or she it's only.
Speaker 1: Impossible, is a man? But go ahead?
Speaker 2: Or it could be like, listen, you're right, these nuts
Speaker 2: has a winter they win. But did vote for a
Speaker 2: write in candidate, and it was like, these what would happen?
Speaker 2: I know, you guys don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 1: But I was.
Speaker 3: Having this very conversation with my eight year old nephew
Speaker 3: last night because he was like, literally, I could win
Speaker 3: the presidency. They could like if I write me in
Speaker 3: and you write me in, and yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: that is technically, and I did tell him you'd never
Speaker 3: beat these nuts.
Speaker 2: You never beat these nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you always be talking about your to your
Speaker 1: nephew about beating That's why Uncle I got that big
Speaker 1: unk energy.
Speaker 2: It comes Uncle Jack again, I was talking about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, these nuts. I feel like like if there
Speaker 1: was somehow compulsory voting, we would find that some insane
Speaker 1: like just like meme fucking write in would always win.
Speaker 1: That is my guess. If it's just like you've got
Speaker 1: to vote, you have to vote, or like we're going
Speaker 1: to fucking you know, tax you or whatever would.
Speaker 2: Be five hundred thousand dollars if you don't vote.
Speaker 1: And that's when that's when every candidate is like changing
Speaker 1: their name legally to these nuts at the last minute,
Speaker 1: right right, And.
Speaker 3: That feeling there are examples of like weird writing candidate
Speaker 3: like Mickey Mouse won a weird, weirdly large portion of
Speaker 3: the vote. And I say weirdly because again fucked up policy,
Speaker 3: like fucked up things they've said Palestine and just imperialism
Speaker 3: in general.
Speaker 1: This is I mean, Vicky's got a long history of
Speaker 1: of just incredibly fucked up things against the Japanese. I
Speaker 1: recall He's there's He's.
Speaker 2: You know, make you beyond that shit, beyond that shit.
Speaker 1: I mean, you heard what they're singing at the end
Speaker 1: of Full Metal Jacket. I don't I don't have to
Speaker 1: tell you guys those are his boys. Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Andrew, We're going to get to know you a
Speaker 3: little bit better in a moment by asking you, uh,
Speaker 3: search has reoverrated underrated, which I know you have prepared
Speaker 3: because you've known about this for a long time. But
Speaker 3: first I'm going to tell the listeners a couple of
Speaker 3: things we're talking about. So John Kelly, Trump's right hand
Speaker 3: guy during his first administration, has come out and reiterated
Speaker 3: a bunch of things that we kind of already knew,
Speaker 3: but like things that seem important as people make this
Speaker 3: upcoming decision. I just wanted to look at the front
Speaker 3: page of the New York Times as that news was hitting,
Speaker 3: just to see what they were doing, and it was
Speaker 3: just interesting, like where where they're what they thought the
Speaker 3: most important stories were.
Speaker 1: At this moment.
Speaker 3: The makers of Blade Runner twenty forty nine are suing
Speaker 3: Elon Musk for ripping off their dystope, So we just
Speaker 3: wanted to look at how he did that, and how
Speaker 3: makers of current tech are ripping off in general, like
Speaker 3: this trend where they're just like, yeah, that would actually
Speaker 3: be tight if everything looked like that literal dystopia that.
Speaker 1: That person imagined.
Speaker 3: We'll ask if the Republican Party is fully fucked without Trump.
Speaker 3: We will look at the McDonald's quarter pounder e Coli outbreak.
Speaker 3: I learned a couple of things from that story about
Speaker 3: e Coli and about McDonald's, and also about the deep state,
Speaker 3: because there's a big conspiracy theory going around that this
Speaker 3: is all being engineered by the deep state to taint
Speaker 3: Trump's election winning stunt where he pretended to be a
Speaker 3: fry cook at McDonald's and everybody fell for it. All
Speaker 3: of that plenty more. But first, Andrew T we do
Speaker 3: like to ask our guest, what is something from your
Speaker 3: search history that is revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, this is this is more of
Speaker 1: like a like mindset, like this is this is how
Speaker 1: my train of thought works, because it's real stupid. I
Speaker 1: was on I guess technically it was Instagram reels, but
Speaker 1: I was looking at well, clearly a TikTok this morning,
Speaker 1: and the term a brosexual, a bro sexual, abrosexual, abrosexual,
Speaker 1: probably aberrosexual. But you're already seeing where in my mind
Speaker 1: and it's oh my god. Okay, here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna read the AI generated answer to this, which
Speaker 1: is almost certainly flawed. But sexual orientation where a person
Speaker 1: sexual and romantic attraction levels change over time. Okay, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say my reason for looking it up was
Speaker 1: to make sure it wasn't something like fucked up or
Speaker 1: something I shouldn't make fun of because I wanted to tweet.
Speaker 1: Is abrosexuality just being a trated to one specific bro?
Speaker 1: And that was exactly where my brain I thought she
Speaker 1: was about to say, yeah, because I I just I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I guess I don't know if fucking I
Speaker 1: assume Greek for abro to mean anything to me besides
Speaker 1: a bro.
Speaker 3: I thought away would be being attracted to your homie
Speaker 3: or something related to ambrosia.
Speaker 1: But yeah, oh.
Speaker 2: Sure, can you say that definition one more time?
Speaker 1: Abersexuality is a sexual orientation again AI generated. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's where.
Speaker 3: It's actually impossible to do research anymore beyond that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, disclaimer, Yeah, I refuse to scroll down my phone.
Speaker 1: My phone screen actually stoped the caps when I try
Speaker 1: to scroll. Where a person's sexual and romantic attraction levels
Speaker 1: change over time. Again AI A pros people who are
Speaker 1: abersexual may experience fluctuations in the intensity of their attraction
Speaker 1: and who they are attracted to. For example, an abersexual
Speaker 1: person been maybe attracted to men one one one moment,
Speaker 1: and then not be attracted to anyone a few weeks later.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean I guess I could see a
Speaker 2: world where like, yeah, like, at just this base level,
Speaker 2: you don't have an attraction to someone like you would
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: But again, that doesn't seem like it's only one person.
Speaker 3: It feels like everybody feels like sexuality is a spectrum
Speaker 3: and it definitely changes over time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the prefix abro means delicate or graceful. Again,
Speaker 1: fucking AI generated I don't know is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, AI has broken the Internet and it is represented
Speaker 3: on the Pride flag.
Speaker 1: There's a separate abrosexual Pride flag with pink, white, and green,
Speaker 1: so sort of classic under ripe watermelon.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, I've been on I've been we we all have.
Speaker 2: We all have been doing this long enough, and we've
Speaker 2: all been doing things where we've had fans of our
Speaker 2: work long enough for or we know, like there's somebody
Speaker 2: who's listening who's probably not happy with we're saying. Then
Speaker 2: to that person, I apologize. But also all I'm saying
Speaker 2: is you are not alone. You're not alone.
Speaker 3: If it's an identity that you feel good about identifying with,
Speaker 3: that's great. I just feel like, yeah, there's a there's
Speaker 3: a lot of us out here, you know, people who
Speaker 3: whose sexual attraction changes.
Speaker 2: Just like Mike said, you are not you know.
Speaker 1: For copyright, And I'm glad we brought it back to
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. What is Andrew something you think is underrated? Underrated?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this one, but I'm realizing there's a
Speaker 1: I would write myself a ninety eight percent chance I
Speaker 1: have already said this on this show at some point.
Speaker 1: Pre made salad dressing I fucking under underrated. I think,
Speaker 1: just like a fucking any given I've been trying to
Speaker 1: I've been I've been trying to have salad for breakfast,
Speaker 1: which also that's not underrated, that's gross. But I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to start my day in a certain way because
Speaker 1: I don't know's I.
Speaker 3: Guess the produce isn't wilted yet.
Speaker 1: Well that's part of it, is like I keep Here's
Speaker 1: here's the mind game I play with myself is I
Speaker 1: buy too much lettuce at Costco, and then I don't
Speaker 1: want to throw away or have wilting lettuce. So I
Speaker 1: am like plowing through lettuce as as like moodang levels
Speaker 1: just fucking ye, chomping. And for a long time I
Speaker 1: was one of those dickheads that was like, well, surely
Speaker 1: it is a simple flick of the wrist to whip
Speaker 1: up a vinagret, but I wasn't doing it, and and
Speaker 1: so as a habit thing, just pour on the hidden valley.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. It's even bad for you,
Speaker 1: Like I get it, but like I just I just am.
Speaker 1: I'll fucking see you in hell before this lettuce turns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so whatever's aggressive way to say that, whatever it can
Speaker 1: see you in hell.
Speaker 3: Premate's all dressing also a great thing to marinate like
Speaker 3: chicken in yeah, oh yeah, salad dressing is the best
Speaker 3: thing to just have hanging around in a fridge. You
Speaker 3: can it really like the vinigarette based ones, like they
Speaker 3: don't really go bad very I don't know, or at.
Speaker 1: Least they haven't for me, not at the volume I'm
Speaker 1: plowing through these. I'm like three bottles of bun.
Speaker 3: And you're doing it just straight up a handful of
Speaker 3: lettuce with a shot of salad dressing.
Speaker 1: Close. I'm like, I'm like the Kanye West baby oil
Speaker 1: of just bottles of fucking ranch. I'm the did cancel
Speaker 1: me please? I'm the Diddy level. I'm the Diddy levels
Speaker 1: of baby oil of fucking of ranch dressing.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting, gone crank with thousands hidden valley ranch and.
Speaker 2: Go like, so get that ship from us, leave us out.
Speaker 1: Of Oh my god, fucking awful. What is something you
Speaker 1: think is overrated? I'm gonna say, calie sober, which is
Speaker 1: what I've been sort of doing, which is where you
Speaker 1: only have weed. Yes, I've been taking some time off
Speaker 1: of alcohol. It fucking sucks. I'm just like so stoned
Speaker 1: all the time and like and like kind of basically
Speaker 1: non functional the second the sun goes down. But I
Speaker 1: don't feel as bad in the morning, which is the
Speaker 1: one sober lighting. But that's like turning me into a
Speaker 1: morning person, which I'm not. So I have the worst
Speaker 1: of all worlds which I wake up. I'm unwillingly waking
Speaker 1: up at the crack of dawn, but I am still
Speaker 1: like sleepy and out of it in the evening. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't as good as you're gonna feel. Well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I guess I gotta. I gotta move into
Speaker 1: like like New Mexico Sober or whatever and just math.
Speaker 1: But math, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole process of waking
Speaker 1: up because you never get to sleep.
Speaker 2: Cali Sober is always interesting to me. I mean I do.
Speaker 2: I am a firm believer that we's better for you
Speaker 2: than alcohol as far as it's your body.
Speaker 1: That's largely why I started. But he is not that great,
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you're still just like you know, like I
Speaker 2: know we we smoke a lot in California, but it's
Speaker 2: not as social, yeah, as you can be, you know,
Speaker 2: because you still got to like go outside and you know,
Speaker 2: you gotta light up. You gotta have the circle or
Speaker 2: you got somebody has to have the weed worst versus
Speaker 2: like if they I believe like Cali Sober will become
Speaker 2: more social and more of a fun thing to be
Speaker 2: when we start opening up more weed cafes in California. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if we open up where you can actually like go
Speaker 2: to a place smoking, you can eat and like you know,
Speaker 2: commune with people, I think it'll be like, uh, it'll
Speaker 2: be even more fun to be Calie's sober.
Speaker 1: I think those those places because I feel like when
Speaker 1: they started legalizing weed, like people tried those businesses. And
Speaker 1: here's my guess as to why that shit doesn't work
Speaker 1: is like it's much harder to get someone to buy
Speaker 1: like ten joints in a night, whereas you can get
Speaker 1: someone to buy ten shots. Sure, like you.
Speaker 3: Can have one joint and immediately be like I'm I'm
Speaker 3: waiting too high right now. The last thing I want
Speaker 3: is anymore.
Speaker 1: I think the business model's tough.
Speaker 2: I mean, but like Amsterdam has it, like with a
Speaker 2: coffee shops and so they figured so like it. Probably
Speaker 2: it isn't like a I mean, I do have a
Speaker 2: few bars, and I know tourists at those places up
Speaker 2: and shit like that. But like I think like food
Speaker 2: has to be a.
Speaker 1: Big yeah to it, Like you had to make money
Speaker 1: some other way.
Speaker 2: You got to make the money like from like food
Speaker 2: and people just being able to sit down and smoke
Speaker 2: and eat and like laugh and like have game like
Speaker 2: you you know what, you want to open a business.
Speaker 2: We can do this, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Miles's pitch is that they just need to do it
Speaker 3: at movie theaters, which absolutely that would be just have.
Speaker 1: Like optional movie theaters.
Speaker 3: Essentially, you know there's oh my god, there's a weed bar,
Speaker 3: and then you have weed far movies.
Speaker 1: And you basically you're just re up for ten dollars
Speaker 1: every hour if you don't want to move from your seat.
Speaker 2: And then also you gotta be able to talk like that.
Speaker 2: You gotta be able to fucking talk in the movie.
Speaker 2: Like if you phone had me smoke, because I smoke
Speaker 2: and I go watch horror movies, doesn't makes you more
Speaker 2: fun for me, because I'll be I am like, I
Speaker 2: will become like the stereo, not in a disruptive way
Speaker 2: like people be, but I will become the stereotypical man.
Speaker 2: I don't go in there. I'll come on now, come
Speaker 2: on now, all ship you know. I mean that would
Speaker 2: because I'm high and like, so if I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: smoking and a movie, you gotta I want this to
Speaker 2: be sound for everybody, Like we're gonna be giggling and
Speaker 2: talking and laughing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and guess who's not gonna give a shit about
Speaker 3: you talking during the movie.
Speaker 1: The other extreme one, Yeah.
Speaker 2: People on the stone.
Speaker 1: It costs five dollars for every half hour to stay
Speaker 1: in the seat. Stay as long as or long or
Speaker 1: as little as you want. But you're renting the chair.
Speaker 1: Movies are just playing. You can order food on your phone.
Speaker 2: We cracked it would be.
Speaker 1: Great, We cracked keys, cracked it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think people, I think the only not downfall.
Speaker 2: But what will happen is you will start to get
Speaker 2: people who will try to fuck in the movie theater
Speaker 2: because it will It will put you in like nobody
Speaker 2: else is around.
Speaker 3: We're adding businesses at an alarming rate. But I do
Speaker 3: think like an hour like motel with like one of
Speaker 3: those love like heart shaped hot tubs in it could
Speaker 3: be a good addition movie that can be do.
Speaker 2: Or put a little canopy over your two seats and
Speaker 2: just zip it up.
Speaker 1: That's too much. I don't like that so many people
Speaker 1: are gonna be jacking off, and then after each person goes,
Speaker 1: you basically got to like close the canopy again, fill
Speaker 1: it completely with bleach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a float pool, Like what are what are
Speaker 3: those like sensory deprivation tanks. Yeah, they just like replace it.
Speaker 1: Im not listen, these are all details though. We're just
Speaker 1: fucking talking logistics because I.
Speaker 3: Feel so I'm just incidentally mentioning a business that we
Speaker 3: should probably add a sensory deprivation tank. Just this is
Speaker 3: this is an adult entertainment complex, but like in the
Speaker 3: pornographic way, you know, yeah, adult entertain you might as
Speaker 3: well also add a sky zone for adults, like where
Speaker 3: adults can just you know, get high and then jump
Speaker 3: on trampolines.
Speaker 1: I will say it is crazy that there is not
Speaker 1: just like a walk up sensory deprivation tank on like
Speaker 1: the Las Vegas Strip, just like a little you know,
Speaker 1: like like just like one of those like side businesses
Speaker 1: next to a casino or in the wear casino malls
Speaker 1: and you just like be alone and it's quiet for
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes, or they are an absolute mess to
Speaker 1: like just imagining the amount of bacterial infections that people
Speaker 1: get at those things is yeah, I've done it once,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's like I had a minor scrape on
Speaker 1: my leg and it like was burning because of all
Speaker 1: the chemicals in the water. Because legally there has to be,
Speaker 1: because I think it's mostly salt, but yeah, sensory deprivation.
Speaker 1: You're it's you alone with the flora and fauna of
Speaker 1: every person that's ever been in that year, just the
Speaker 1: biome of every Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll talk about the news. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back.
Speaker 3: And so there's some stories are I guess being reiterated
Speaker 3: about Donald Trump in light of the fact that we
Speaker 3: are how many days away, like less than two weeks away,
Speaker 3: less than two weeks away, yeah, yeah, and about.
Speaker 2: Three weeks well three.
Speaker 1: Once again, I will just say, I know we said
Speaker 1: at the top, if you if you send in your
Speaker 1: ballot now you are that you get way way, if
Speaker 1: not zero texts from people, because it just gets flags
Speaker 1: that you voted, and they don't bother trying to convince
Speaker 1: you anymore, convince you. Yeah, that's brilliant, brilliant. It's the
Speaker 1: best reason to do energy to getting.
Speaker 3: My phone is blowing up, although I also am out
Speaker 3: of the state of California and it's quieted down a bunch,
Speaker 3: so they apparently know where I am and no if
Speaker 3: I voted or not.
Speaker 2: That's cool, I will, I will say I did early vote,
Speaker 2: put my put my ballot in a ballot box for
Speaker 2: this stinky ass country last week or so, and I've
Speaker 2: gotten less I've gotten I can't remember the last like
Speaker 2: text I've gotten maybe one, and it was local. It
Speaker 2: was like, you know, hey, Burbankian, but like, yeah, it
Speaker 2: stopped quite a bit for me.
Speaker 1: They call you guys, Burbankians. I guess what else would
Speaker 1: they call you?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sure yes I have heard that term, but
Speaker 2: you know, invesment.
Speaker 1: For bankers, that's what I would call your asses. All right.
Speaker 3: So the story that we're getting is from John Kelly, who,
Speaker 3: according to The New York Times in this article, spent
Speaker 3: more time behind closed doors in the White House with
Speaker 3: President Trump than anyone else. And he has come out
Speaker 3: and kind of that there's been isolated quotes from people
Speaker 3: who like talked to him, you know, being like Trump
Speaker 3: really likes Hitler, Trump wishes he could be more like Hitler.
Speaker 3: And he just did a like long interview on audio
Speaker 3: with The New York Times where he's basically saying Trump
Speaker 3: in his first term like desperately wanted to be a fascist.
Speaker 3: He had to like constantly push back against him. If
Speaker 3: he wins this time, he will essentially end democracy as
Speaker 3: we know it and.
Speaker 1: Rule as a fascist.
Speaker 3: He also discussed this is a quote from the article
Speaker 3: discussed and confirmed previous reports that mister Trump had made
Speaker 3: admiring statements about Hitler, had expressed contempt for disabled veterans,
Speaker 3: and had characterized those who died on battlefield for the
Speaker 3: United States as losers and suckers. Yeah, and again, Yeah,
Speaker 3: spent the most time with him during his first presidency.
Speaker 3: Seems genuinely freaked out. Particularly he points out like his
Speaker 3: recent comments about using the military against what he called
Speaker 3: the enemy within were so dangerous. He felt like that's
Speaker 3: why he's like being like okay, So like, just to reiterate,
Speaker 3: he told me quote Hitler did some good things, and
Speaker 3: I had to be like, that's that's not an okay
Speaker 3: thing to say. And I'm a bad guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very it's very funny to me. Not funny.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the right word. And I'm
Speaker 2: sure I'm not about to say anything that hasn't been
Speaker 2: said on this podcast or that I've probably even said.
Speaker 2: But we have been going through this now for almost
Speaker 2: nine years. Right, yeah, closer to a decade. And and
Speaker 2: by this, I mean they're you know, they they have
Speaker 2: the same when they're smoke, there's fire, like the whole
Speaker 2: planet is on fire based on like all the things
Speaker 2: that Trump has said he has portrayed now that he's
Speaker 2: done when he was in office, and it like all
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. Yeah, like if you know, like they at
Speaker 2: this point, I am, I'm like, nothing that he's ever
Speaker 2: gonna say is gonna surprise me. We already have seen
Speaker 2: the presidency. We we know the presidency like his looks like,
Speaker 2: we know what a presidency like his will likely look
Speaker 2: like going forward if he gets back into office. And
Speaker 2: not to pivot, but it's just making the fact that
Speaker 2: it feels like the opposite side is so actively trying
Speaker 2: to lose an election, Like it's just like it is.
Speaker 2: It is so because like his people are going to
Speaker 2: vote for his Like this notion of undecided voters is
Speaker 2: a farce. There are no undecided voters, no.
Speaker 1: Okay except us.
Speaker 3: Options and still collecting information and serious things so much
Speaker 3: we just don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Deep think that's fair.
Speaker 2: That's fair, And you know what, I was wrong when
Speaker 2: I said that, and my My granddad was an undecided
Speaker 2: voter and he passed away. So I'm going to be
Speaker 2: voting for him, and I don't know how I'm going
Speaker 2: to vote on his side yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, got both sides, both sides.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cancel each other out. It's just I you know,
Speaker 2: like it should be if you hear, Yeah, Hitler has
Speaker 2: some good ideas that should be so immediately disqualifying and
Speaker 2: is to me at least. I don't know how it
Speaker 2: is for YouTube, but to me, it's just like that
Speaker 2: sounds no more weird to me coming out in his
Speaker 2: mouth than the sky is blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah it doesn't, but it is. It is a
Speaker 3: good reminder. I guess like that's is like it just.
Speaker 1: And I do. I do. I will just say like,
Speaker 1: I don't think we.
Speaker 3: Quite know what another Trump administration looks like. I don't
Speaker 3: think people because we lack political imagination in this country,
Speaker 3: in particular because of our like bad sense of history
Speaker 3: and our bad sense that other countries exist, I don't
Speaker 3: think people recognize how bad it could get Underhire.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you this then? But and I don't
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with that. I think I think I
Speaker 2: meant it in a slightly different way as THO, Like
Speaker 2: we what I meant it is we know it'll be bad. Yes,
Speaker 2: we know it'll be bad. We know. There's no grand
Speaker 2: delusion of like it might be okay, like it'll be
Speaker 2: fucking bad. Now how bad it can get? Obviously we
Speaker 2: don't know. And there's the magic and like you said,
Speaker 2: people can use the imagination and things like that. But
Speaker 2: to the point where you were like, it's a good
Speaker 2: reminder and that I think that is what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: is like it should be a good reminder, and like
Speaker 2: all it and what is reminding me of is how
Speaker 2: bad the other side is fucking up. Because you should
Speaker 2: hear this and everybody should get to the fucking pole,
Speaker 2: get to the polls to vote. But you hear this,
Speaker 2: and like we are telling like, guys, if we let
Speaker 2: him into the office, we are letting somebody in an
Speaker 2: office who was like Hitler has some good ideas and
Speaker 2: like that should be all we have to say. But
Speaker 2: is not, unfortunately, and that's the part that's so frustrated,
Speaker 2: and it sucks for me. It's just like, I mean, the.
Speaker 1: Tiny amount of credit you can give the New York
Speaker 1: Times is that I guess it is sort of true.
Speaker 1: It's not particularly news that like Trump is a fucking Nazi,
Speaker 1: Like that's not news. However, them taking like headline space
Speaker 1: to instead say Kamala is not offering sweeping change, it's like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the story they had, so I did want to
Speaker 3: mention that the John Kelly thing is like pretty far
Speaker 3: down the front.
Speaker 1: Page, like probably the.
Speaker 3: Twentieth story you see on the front page of the
Speaker 3: New York Times, and the number the top story is
Speaker 3: like what's at stake? The pace of change? And it
Speaker 3: talks about like Kamala Harris is not offering sweeping change,
Speaker 3: even as voters expressed dissatisfaction about the direction of the country.
Speaker 3: It's just like a I don't know, like a boring
Speaker 3: non article that's just like people don't like what Kamala
Speaker 3: Harris is doing, which.
Speaker 1: True, but yeah, I don't. Yeah, this is like this
Speaker 1: is like jangling keys level of rhetoric, Like the idea
Speaker 1: that change quote unquote just changed. Just it's different. It's better.
Speaker 1: Is like you have to be so deep, Like the
Speaker 1: disrespect they have for their fucking audience is like how
Speaker 1: stupid you have to be, Like, yeah, Trump would change
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff for the extreme worst. It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like just the idea that like some delta matters.
Speaker 1: It's like so fucking stupidly I hate these people. I
Speaker 1: guess I hate I should say I hate Trump, Moore
Speaker 1: and all of his voters. Not ICP, they're cool apparently.
Speaker 2: I mean I I The one thing I just struggle
Speaker 2: with in our current electorate, in our current society is
Speaker 2: that we have had two this is now the third
Speaker 2: election or with Trump, and like at least in the
Speaker 2: first two or in the first one and this one.
Speaker 2: It seems like the second one had COVID involved, so
Speaker 2: it was a little bit of a different outlier. But
Speaker 2: it's also just like the excitement, uh, like, the excitement
Speaker 2: to get out and vote against him does not come
Speaker 2: from like all the crazy shit that he says. Like
Speaker 2: I'm like, it seems it doesn't come from it because
Speaker 2: like he's he won the first time, he got the most,
Speaker 2: he got the second most votes of all time the
Speaker 2: second time, and like it's deadlocked right now. And so
Speaker 2: it's just.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, we live, we live with a lot.
Speaker 2: Of saying crazy shit isn't getting us to the post? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like and and like and and and that's what That's
Speaker 2: what Joe Biden ran on. That's what Kamala is running on,
Speaker 2: which is why she feels so emboldened to still support genocide.
Speaker 2: It's because, like, in their minds, all it's gonna take
Speaker 2: is see how bad Trump is. Its like, we've known
Speaker 2: how bad this dude is for nine years, and it's
Speaker 2: like that's not enough. It's enough.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's it's the The electoral strategy from the
Speaker 1: Democrats is pathetic. Charitably pathetic, is like the nicest thing
Speaker 1: you can say about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cynical and pathetic. You'd be both at the same time.
Speaker 3: It turns out you can. But yeah, I mean there
Speaker 3: this is a classic Clintonian like big d Democratic Party strategy,
Speaker 3: where like you are trying to capture the widest group possible,
Speaker 3: and so the further to the right Trump goes, the
Speaker 3: further to the right they go, which is like a
Speaker 3: but it's based on the idea that you are going
Speaker 3: to persuade the people who voted for you know, Dick
Speaker 3: Cheney and George K. Bush, and that you don't have
Speaker 3: to worry at all about energizing the people who voted
Speaker 3: for the Democratic Party in twenty twenty, which I don't
Speaker 3: think is true.
Speaker 1: Anyone left of also fascist war criminal Dick Cheney is
Speaker 1: simply held hostage by the system, right, Like what choice
Speaker 1: do you have? Yeah, so I don't know it anyway,
Speaker 1: go vote.
Speaker 3: But I do think like the other side of like
Speaker 3: the stakes argument of like how absolutely bad another Trump
Speaker 3: administration would be in ways that like I don't think
Speaker 3: people fully reckoned with and that I don't think we
Speaker 3: can necessarily fully imagine, is like how fucked the Republicans
Speaker 3: would be if they lost, just because, like I was,
Speaker 3: this guy ed Dermentum, who I talk a lot about
Speaker 3: is like a polling expert, but like he had this
Speaker 3: article about like how the idea of like trump Ism
Speaker 3: without Trump that was like the whole that was the
Speaker 3: whole Republican strategy going into this election. They were like, well,
Speaker 3: we got DeSantis and he's gonna do trump Ism, but
Speaker 3: he won't be Trump and like everybody who has tried
Speaker 3: that is just wildly unpopular and in fact, like Trump
Speaker 3: embracing the far right politics is like one of his liabilities.
Speaker 3: Like I think I think the stuff that like they
Speaker 3: really object to about Trump that he is like uh
Speaker 3: or at least like not as anti abortion as like
Speaker 3: they would like him to be actually appeals to people
Speaker 3: like they people hate Rondes Santeles's politics, they hate JD
Speaker 3: Vance's politics. Every time these like openly fascist right wing
Speaker 3: people like run on a national platform, they are just
Speaker 3: like they run so far underwater, underwater, it's like they
Speaker 3: have no future and so like I that's another.
Speaker 1: Well, the tiny silver lining is at least for like
Speaker 1: our lifetimes, is that this shit does end with the
Speaker 1: like corporeal body of Donald Trump. Like I think the
Speaker 1: tiny silver lining is that there's not one human being
Speaker 1: who's ready to take up this mantle. And who will
Speaker 1: you know, because if it's if it's dvanced, people will
Speaker 1: just simply laugh in his face and not do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I mean that is a silver lining. But
Speaker 2: I think I even when you said that, my mind
Speaker 2: was like, all right, yeah, if Trump loses, then that's
Speaker 2: it and a Republican Party is broken. I mean they
Speaker 2: are broken already, but like it's they have to redesign. Yeah, basically,
Speaker 2: but if he wins, and even if you know, this
Speaker 2: is it, like this is either his last four years
Speaker 2: or his last two weeks, like one of those two
Speaker 2: things are the case, but like, you know, yeah, we
Speaker 2: also are looking at probably seven to two Supreme Court
Speaker 2: for the rest.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. The the thing the thing that like
Speaker 1: the Republican parties not toast in that the Democrats have
Speaker 1: happily taken off the majority of their policies. Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's open fascism versus like, yeah, yeah, corporate fascist, like say, corporatocracy.
Speaker 2: Fascist put on you know, you know Africa, every.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fascist fascists with rainbow rainbows on their sixteens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so any grim shadow good ship.
Speaker 3: I'm so tired of like this is the most important.
Speaker 3: We've said this is the most important election of our
Speaker 3: lifetime so many times that it's now meaningless. But the
Speaker 3: binary here does feel like, I don't know, openly fascist
Speaker 3: dictatorship in the end of representative democracy or the open
Speaker 3: fascists in the country really don't have a path forward.
Speaker 1: So it's fine. They're they're sort of classically chill people,
Speaker 1: so I'm sure they'll deal with it. Well.
Speaker 2: Also, man, you you said a good thing. You know,
Speaker 2: you said a good point, Like we always say, this
Speaker 2: is the most important election of our lifetime, and how
Speaker 2: sad that is because like we should be voting and
Speaker 2: elections should be where the next election is the easiest
Speaker 2: election of our lifetime, like you should. It should be
Speaker 2: getting easier, and it's only getting harder. And that is
Speaker 2: a byproduct of just the structure of our country and
Speaker 2: our world unfortunately. And I think ens are just evil
Speaker 2: but like or like, can.
Speaker 1: You know humanity, humans are mostly fine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, humanity is it can be. It's just I should say,
Speaker 2: but yeah, you know it in twenty twenty eight, I
Speaker 2: would love I would love to be like, man, this
Speaker 2: election is pretty easy, easy election.
Speaker 1: I think. I think it's going to be like climate change.
Speaker 1: You know how every summer is the hottest summer that
Speaker 1: ever happened. Every election is going to be the most election,
Speaker 1: the most important election for.
Speaker 3: Quite Yeah, it kind of is because of climate change.
Speaker 1: Like that.
Speaker 3: I think those two things are like not just metaphors
Speaker 3: for one another, but like causally linked.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're redlining to the end
Speaker 1: of life.
Speaker 3: That's right, All right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 3: we'll come back and talk about shit that is not
Speaker 3: the election.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 3: And so we talked before about how Elon Musk is
Speaker 3: pulling from a lot of a lot of sources, a
Speaker 3: lot of IP, everything from I Robot. He seems to
Speaker 3: have copied the designs of his robots from the I
Speaker 3: Robot film adaptation for The Smith One.
Speaker 1: I believe the maker of that movie was like, spoke on.
Speaker 3: It was like that thanks man for completely ripping off
Speaker 3: her design. So Jason Pargin from Cracked tweeted about the
Speaker 3: reaction that people have where they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we're living in the techno the dystopia from this sci
Speaker 3: fi movie, when it's clearly like the people making the
Speaker 3: technology saw that movie and they're like stealing the designs
Speaker 3: from that. And so the producers behind Blade Brunner twenty
Speaker 3: forty nine saw this Elon Musk event where he was
Speaker 3: introducing robots. Oh the other piece of IP he was
Speaker 3: stealing from was the mechanical Turk scam where a person
Speaker 3: was operating when.
Speaker 1: The public the public domain IP of I think that
Speaker 1: one expired. The scam. Yeah, the dumbest roofs on Earth, well,
Speaker 1: human eye anything, the most credulous tech dickheads. Can I
Speaker 1: just say this is what I forgot. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: during my overrated uh, someone gave me a Waymo account,
Speaker 1: So I have, oh shit, a Los Angeles self driving
Speaker 1: car account, and obviously I'm unbelievably against the shit. Well no,
Speaker 1: I'm not against it, you know, in theory. But Waimo
Speaker 1: is the self driving car for everyone who doesn't know.
Speaker 1: But I took the account so that there's one less
Speaker 1: active Waymo user out on the fucking road. There you go,
Speaker 1: just like I took it. But I will just say,
Speaker 1: just to jump ahead of a little bit of this stuff,
Speaker 1: the fucking stories that you hear from Waimo. As someone
Speaker 1: who was the fucking world's worst computer programmer in my twenties,
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'm telling you these cars are not done.
Speaker 1: The like programming is not complete. We are unwillingly beta
Speaker 1: testing some shit that can kill people. And I didn't
Speaker 1: sign up for this is fucking like. It's not that
Speaker 1: the technology will never get there, it is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Are on like public roads.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I've never been in the South driving car.
Speaker 2: And there are a couple of things like I want
Speaker 2: to do one just out of curiosity, not like I
Speaker 2: think is all we should be doing.
Speaker 1: But I think the service window goes to burbank.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, But also I'm like, there are things I
Speaker 2: wouldn't do it, Like I wouldn't want it to get
Speaker 2: on a freeway at all, like you gotta stay on
Speaker 2: local roads. But also like I'm I'm also going to
Speaker 2: be like bruh, Like I know, I got to wear
Speaker 2: a seatbelt, but I gotta be ready to jump in
Speaker 2: that driver's seat if I see some shit popping off.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a clean answer from my friend who
Speaker 1: gave this to me, but I was like, are you
Speaker 1: allowed to sit in the driver's seat because no one
Speaker 1: else is sitting there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just saw somebody in the in the front
Speaker 3: seat for the first time. Usually people sit in the
Speaker 3: back seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I think got I mean, so
Speaker 2: I will want to sit in the front seat because
Speaker 2: I would want to be able to take over the wheel.
Speaker 2: But I also want to sit in the back seat
Speaker 2: because if we do crash, that's one one more barrier
Speaker 2: for me to go out the windshield.
Speaker 1: I think it's less likely to crash, probably it is
Speaker 1: way more likely to kill a pedestrian. Oh rare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that that is a thing that truly no
Speaker 1: one signed up for is like this fucking and again
Speaker 1: they're mostly fine, but just the story is that my
Speaker 1: friend who is pro waimo, was telling me about about
Speaker 1: the errors it made. I was like, this shit is
Speaker 1: not okay. Like if this happened in fucking SimCity, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, you know, logging a bug report and demanding
Speaker 1: your money back. It's just like the fact that these
Speaker 1: things can kill people. You know, they dragged a person,
Speaker 1: like they hit a pedestrian and dragged them in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't sign up for the possibility of this,
Speaker 1: and most Angelino's didn't, And it is fucking like crazy
Speaker 1: to have these buggy incomplete cars driving around. We're letting
Speaker 1: an industry that's thesis statement is move fast and break
Speaker 1: stuff like dry deadly vehicles on the street. Sorry, but
Speaker 1: also this is the same ship with Elon I will say,
Speaker 1: is like this motherfucker says stuff describes things from Star
Speaker 1: Trek says we're gonna be doing this, which is maybe
Speaker 1: true but doesn't have anything specifically to back it up,
Speaker 1: Like we are going to be doing this. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you will be the person who brings it
Speaker 1: to us, like, oh, we're gonna have flying cars, like yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you don't have anything specific like ah everywhere, By
Speaker 1: the way, do people know what I think? I think
Speaker 1: weymo's in only certain markets right now. And I do
Speaker 1: think it is largely down to how fucking corrupt your
Speaker 1: local like city council slash mayor's office is, because.
Speaker 3: Like it's everywhere in Los Angeles like.
Speaker 2: It in New York. That's all. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: So these are white cars that like a year ago,
Speaker 3: I was like I would see one in every day
Speaker 3: maybe and.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, there goes away more car. And
Speaker 1: now it's like I feel like they're like one of
Speaker 1: every twenty cars on the street in LA and there's
Speaker 1: no driver. It's like like the classic Silicon Valley thing
Speaker 1: of like, let's come up with the most stupid, damaging
Speaker 1: solution for without trying the thing that we know works,
Speaker 1: which in an LA's case would be fucking trains.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Like yeah, Jack, if if you were you know,
Speaker 2: let's say you have road rage, and if you were
Speaker 2: behind like a car or something that did some you know,
Speaker 2: some shit that would piss you off, and you found
Speaker 2: out and you saw that it was like a driverless car.
Speaker 2: Would you transfer your anger to the passenger who called
Speaker 2: the car?
Speaker 1: That's a great question.
Speaker 3: I haven't had that before, where like they pull some
Speaker 3: wild shit and then you just like the futility of
Speaker 3: being like dah, yeah, I guess I'm.
Speaker 1: Mad at capitalists. Like again, that's right, yeah, hey, by
Speaker 1: the same by the same token though they say you
Speaker 1: don't tip your way moo because there's no driver, But
Speaker 1: of course you've gotta go in and you step inside,
Speaker 1: you gotta throw the throw the CEO of Weimo a
Speaker 1: couple of bitcoin, you know, just absolutely and show you
Speaker 1: always tip your CEOs. It's the most important thing that
Speaker 1: always on all delivery apps.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just it needs to be going directly
Speaker 3: to the CEO of this company or I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not too That's what matters. That's what matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who who is the uh? The open Ai Sam
Speaker 3: Altman like somebody They were like, hey, when is the
Speaker 3: this feature going to be available? And he was like,
Speaker 3: how about a little gratitude for the magic AI in
Speaker 3: the sky and we can.
Speaker 1: Talk about new.
Speaker 3: They're just like gratitude fucking They just like think that
Speaker 3: they exist on a higher plane. But anyways, one of
Speaker 3: the magical powers that they've given themselves is the ability
Speaker 3: to just like steal shit from movie, like steal images
Speaker 3: from movies. And so the producers behind Blade Runner twenty
Speaker 3: forty nine are suing Elon Musk and Tesla for using
Speaker 3: AI to create a promo image derived from the movie.
Speaker 3: And you can go, well, we'll la off to.
Speaker 1: It in the footnotes, but it's it is pretty pretty
Speaker 1: clear that they have in fact stolen the look of
Speaker 1: this promo image from Blade Runner twenty forty nine. I
Speaker 1: know we said we weren't going to talk about politics,
Speaker 1: but the tiny sliver of hope I have is that
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, famous for getting people to not like him,
Speaker 1: is helping Trump in this popularity contest, right, yeah, sorry, case.
Speaker 2: You mean like helping him like with oh, we have
Speaker 2: more people to dislike now.
Speaker 1: No, you know, just just like like the fact that
Speaker 1: like Elon is part of Trump's campaign, Like, yeah, don't worry, bro,
Speaker 1: I can help you at a ground swile of like
Speaker 1: public affection.
Speaker 2: And it's just somebody else we all hate.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The thing that he is, the thing that he
Speaker 1: is singularly the worst at he keeps trying the joke
Speaker 1: about yeah, he keeps. So he's like out giving speeches
Speaker 1: on the road for Trump, like as a Trump yeah
Speaker 1: you know, yeah Trump surrogate, and he keeps being like
Speaker 1: nobody even is trying to kill Kamala Harris.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, he was like laughing at that.
Speaker 3: He did that like once behind the scenes and everyone's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. And then he's like now doing it
Speaker 3: in his speeches.
Speaker 1: He's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, earlier we did say, you know,
Speaker 2: without Trump, there is no trumpsm but like they got
Speaker 2: to do fear is you know where about at this
Speaker 2: point now, when we were kids and when we were younger,
Speaker 2: like the path to a presidency looked a certain way,
Speaker 2: like you know politics.
Speaker 1: Ye were hero lawyer. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now it's just like if somebody told me Elon Musk
Speaker 2: was gonna run a twenty twenty eight, I would yeah
Speaker 2: that makes sense billions.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh he'll definitely try. I just again, the
Speaker 1: tiny silver lining is that like he no, he is
Speaker 1: never convinced anyone to like him. Like the people who
Speaker 1: are predisposed to like him are gonna like him, yea,
Speaker 1: and they fucking love him, But he's never like won
Speaker 1: anyone over. The more you know about him. It's only
Speaker 1: now you got to know him.
Speaker 2: It is which he was an iron man.
Speaker 1: Two. Yeah, truly, I mean I didn't know that. I've
Speaker 1: said this before, but genuinely, it's so easy to be
Speaker 1: liked as a billionaire. Fucking pick up the tab for
Speaker 1: cool people and keep your mouth shut and you will
Speaker 1: be cool. That's all it takes like cool people to
Speaker 1: write for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead is insistent on using his own original material.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he is probably gonna yeah that.
Speaker 3: That seems to be the most viable thing candidate that
Speaker 3: I could see for like taking up the mantle of Trump.
Speaker 3: He's just like, so he has the same problem that
Speaker 3: DeSantis and jd Vance and other openly racist misogynists seem
Speaker 3: to have, which is that they, when they get in public,
Speaker 3: appear to be defective people and.
Speaker 1: Like everyone's like, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, huh, all right, he is pretty repellent. Well, we
Speaker 3: do got to talk about these quarter pounders, guys.
Speaker 2: Let's talk how I've been weighing.
Speaker 3: So McDonald's has had a pretty big week in the news.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know.
Speaker 3: Obviously, Trump did his big campaign promo where he pretended
Speaker 3: to work a fry cook work as a fry cook
Speaker 3: and like gave out orders to pre screened Trump supporters
Speaker 3: in a closed McDonald's. But everyone's like, damn, this guy's
Speaker 3: really he's a man of the people. But anyways, that
Speaker 3: appeared to like really resonate with some of the people
Speaker 3: who are already voting for him, to the point that
Speaker 3: Piers Morgan was like, this is going to win it
Speaker 3: for him. The other big they were legit like that
Speaker 3: was I'm in New York. That was the cover story
Speaker 3: on the New York Post was that the McDonald's stunt
Speaker 3: was going to win the presidential election.
Speaker 1: For Donald Trump. According to Piers Morgan.
Speaker 3: The other news story, unfortunately for McDonald's, is that quarter
Speaker 3: pounders now come with cheese and e cool. The CDC
Speaker 3: issued a statement warning that the fast food chain had
Speaker 3: sickened forty nine people. One person actually died and so
Speaker 3: most of the cases we're in Colorado and Nebraska, and
Speaker 3: the experts have suggested that is probably tainted onions, because
Speaker 3: otherwise it would mean that multiple restaurants were under cooking
Speaker 3: the meat. I don't think many. I don't think McDonald's
Speaker 3: asks if you want your quarter pounder medium.
Speaker 1: I don't even think they have the option.
Speaker 2: No, I think they put them things on them grills
Speaker 2: and be like all right, thirty seconds flip.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did learn a couple of things from the story.
Speaker 3: One I had no idea the quarter pounders and the
Speaker 3: rest of the hamburgers were like made from separate not
Speaker 3: not like separate ingredients, but like separate ingredient tree. Like
Speaker 3: they have different distribution.
Speaker 2: The Big Mac is Wisconsin cows, right, Like everything is like.
Speaker 1: I could picture that.
Speaker 3: I can assume, like I can understand that with the paddies, right,
Speaker 3: they're different sized paddies, like I could see those coming
Speaker 3: from different factories and different cows. But even the onions,
Speaker 3: like because they think that this is being caused by
Speaker 3: the onions and they're like, oh, those are quarter pounder onions, yeah,
Speaker 3: which is weird. It's like why do you get those?
Speaker 3: I guess they're cut differently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because those the Big Mac just has those little
Speaker 1: ass joints, same with the the regular burgers and the
Speaker 1: quarter ring.
Speaker 2: The sliver as.
Speaker 1: Ye, like it's the rings versus the nearly fucking Bruneld
Speaker 1: Bruneld say that like tiny onions from the.
Speaker 3: I've never worked at a McDonald, so I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's Bruneld or Brittneld.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that you that then you're gonna Julian Trump
Speaker 2: has worked at a McDonald's now, Jack, so he got
Speaker 2: one up on you, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. God, he looked so good.
Speaker 3: The other detail I learned from the story is that
Speaker 3: ecole I takes three to four days from the time
Speaker 3: of consumption.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I've had food poisoning in my life and I have
Speaker 3: never once blamed something I ate three to four days ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but that is likely what did So. One
Speaker 2: thing I'm sure we've all heard this with food poisoning
Speaker 2: is rarely the last thing you ate. It's usually like
Speaker 2: the thing you ate before that, or a couple of
Speaker 2: meals before that. That's Scott's because it takes a minute
Speaker 2: to actually get into your body. I'm not saying that's
Speaker 2: how it always is, but most of the time, like
Speaker 2: a high clip is like not the last thing you ate.
Speaker 2: So like, yeah, I can see like the E. Coli
Speaker 2: being like because it got to get to your system
Speaker 2: and then it got spread and then it got you know,
Speaker 2: bubble guts. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Into your body, you mostly got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the bubbles, the bubble guts. But yeah,
Speaker 2: but that was suck though, because what it does is
Speaker 2: it doesn't turn you off from the thing that gave
Speaker 2: it to you. It turns you off from the things
Speaker 2: you just ate, which probably didn't do anything to you
Speaker 2: your brain, just as like, yeah, man, that fucking you know,
Speaker 2: those geese sticks I ate yesterday gave me e coli
Speaker 2: and it was probably like the shit you ate two
Speaker 2: three days ago.
Speaker 3: I've been wrong about every single case of food poisoning
Speaker 3: that I've ever had, is basically what I learned from
Speaker 3: this story. Yeah, so anyways, Uh, the other thing I
Speaker 3: learned about this story is that it was manufactured by
Speaker 3: the deep state to taint Trump's McDonald publicity stunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Like I'm kind of stupid, so I didn't I
Speaker 3: didn't know me.
Speaker 2: I put in a couple of calls. I put in
Speaker 2: a couple of calls, you know. I was like, you
Speaker 2: gotta do something about this, bro, what echo lie at?
Speaker 4: It's too much classic classic deep state, like just fucking
Speaker 4: you know, put ecoli deep in the supply chain fucking
Speaker 4: five or six months ago.
Speaker 1: But you got to start early, and the gaming has
Speaker 1: to be exquisite.
Speaker 3: Well amazingly, they actually like were poisoning people long before
Speaker 3: Trump had even come up with the publicity stunt, because
Speaker 3: the first victims were like a couple of weeks before
Speaker 3: they Yeah, amazing, Like the Illuminati never sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they always they always playing chess. You know you playing?
Speaker 2: Oh no, they playing chess. They are four moves ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have your queen. You try to hit them
Speaker 1: with the draw four Unfortunately, does never work.
Speaker 2: You're playing the wrong game playing You're playing the wrong game.
Speaker 2: You're in the wrong genre of game. Yeah, it's so
Speaker 2: funny to like to even to think, like, oh, Trump
Speaker 2: was selling fries at McDonald's. How can we make this
Speaker 2: story negative. Let's say people are getting E coli, and
Speaker 2: then they'll blame Trump for working at a place that
Speaker 2: get people E coli, and then we won't vote. That'll
Speaker 2: be the thing that makes us not vote for sure.
Speaker 1: Surprise, I guess is it because McDonald's are franchised. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised McDonald's want him do this franchise let him do
Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a weird association for
Speaker 1: the brand, but yeah, I guess they are franchised. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's probably the owner. I get, you know what,
Speaker 1: McDonald's corporation, I'm sure very anti taking a political stand
Speaker 1: individual McDonald's franchise owners overwhelmingly mega.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And that's all
Speaker 2: you got to go to as long as the owner
Speaker 2: of the store says yeah, yeah, you don't have to
Speaker 2: go to anybody else.
Speaker 1: I'm just surprised that corporate at no point gets the
Speaker 1: weigh in on this, because that seems like I was
Speaker 1: already not eating McDonald's. You call, I got my interest pique,
Speaker 1: But now it's like, nah, not because Trump was there.
Speaker 3: This is another example of things we need to make
Speaker 3: people answer for when he if he loses in this election,
Speaker 3: like and people like the waters of like open fascism,
Speaker 3: receid is like McDonald's. So wait, like, can we look
Speaker 3: into can we foya the documents of you guys being like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure he can come by. Yeah, oh my gosh,
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Speaker 1: I was hoping. There was that movie that came out
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Speaker 1: a slasher movie. I thought, I thought it was a comedy,
Speaker 1: but every time you cut away from Michael Myers, he
Speaker 1: just has to be sprinting to the next location. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I always His talent for using nothing but normal household
Speaker 3: objects and dead bodies to like just spring load traps
Speaker 3: for people, like just so that like people are just
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Speaker 1: the whole look at you out the window, and then
Speaker 1: the bus passes by and you're gone.
Speaker 3: The reason I can't hear their breath is because they
Speaker 3: are running or that motherfucker jumped on the side of
Speaker 3: a bus, which is very difficult a moving bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's remarkable how he has begun to imitate my tastes
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Speaker 3: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 3: Super producer Justin is there a song that you think
Speaker 3: people might enjoy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I found an old external hard drive from like thirteen
Speaker 5: years ago that I was listening to some old tracks on.
Speaker 1: This is the beginning of a horror movie.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, It was a great experience I only
Speaker 5: had music on there that I hadn't heard in years,
Speaker 5: and I.
Speaker 1: Rediscovered this am Sure.
Speaker 5: There's this amazing track that many of you have probably heard.
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