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Speaker 2: Good man, I'm gonna tell you what the life of

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Speaker 2: a parent ray. You will one day understand. I'm a

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that crap. But it's part, you know,

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Speaker 2: people not listening to you, people not paying attention, attention

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Speaker 2: to details that make your white life a circus. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's just crazy.

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Speaker 1: Now my circu's not my monkeys.

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Speaker 2: But man, I'm happy to be here on a Friday.

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Speaker 2: It is Friday. We got a great weekend ahead of us.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend,

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Speaker 1: It is. There's big college football, there's good NFL. I

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Speaker 1: believe that Heather and her kids, speaking of children, are

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Speaker 1: staying over. So I'm a kind of dad. Does Heather

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Speaker 2: Oh, she just comes and stays.

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Speaker 1: She loves Baser and her kids end up having a

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Speaker 2: So Baser and her are friends from high school.

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Speaker 1: No, they she does. She hire Heather at her old job,

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Speaker 1: and then now she's gotten Heather hired at this new job.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so Baser employs Heather everywhere she goes. Yes, and

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Speaker 2: they've just become besties.

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Speaker 1: They were besties from the start, and Baser always kept going,

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Speaker 1: she plays every sport. She's like a guy. She'll go

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to play wiffleball. Heather

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. She's a good influence. How

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Speaker 1: Kids in high school? He's about to go to college

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so they're like, they can take care of

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Speaker 1: The boy day day. He never played baseball before he

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Speaker 1: I want to say he's a senior. But there's no

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Speaker 1: And his swing ten times better than my swing. And

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Speaker 1: If I look at my swing, I'm like, I look

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Speaker 2: Vigio, a ridiculous looking visio.

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Speaker 1: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I am not sure. Did your dad have a

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Speaker 1: He had a home run swing. He was a hitter,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and so he did. Mostly he actually had

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Speaker 1: Strike dude. Now, all of a sudden, these guys got

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Speaker 2: Everybody had to try to fix their swing, going, hey,

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Speaker 1: But what are we now seeing? The guys that swing

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Speaker 1: Green always swings. Oh he's good, seventy miles an hour.

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Speaker 1: Guess what, he's the biggest threat. So nobody ever told

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Speaker 2: And is if you can feel a ground ball. You

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Speaker 2: make it to the major leagues. Is that simple?

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Speaker 1: And the Dodgers, I hate to do a sports show,

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Speaker 1: but they're getting another guy from overseas, Roku, and so

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Speaker 1: win it again. We have to change the salary cap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not really under I don't understand how the

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Speaker 2: five hundred million but we'll pay you four hundred and

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Speaker 1: Because they can push it off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the deferred payments. Why would every team not do that?

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Speaker 2: you two hundred million dollars, we'll pay you one million

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Speaker 2: Bobby Benia we'll pay you ten million dollars a year

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Speaker 2: Jay should have won the World Series.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you actually still depressed about it, if you

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Speaker 2: when the guy the second basement, let's cover this six

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Speaker 2: weeks later, Rojas, he gets that ground ball, almost falls

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Speaker 2: And I still don't know if Will Smith's foot was

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Speaker 2: I still don't know if his foot was down.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, can we not check with New York?

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Speaker 1: What are we learning? The college football replay is good.

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Speaker 1: We're able to see if a foot, yeah it is

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Speaker 2: was like not even close. That play was absolutely atrocious.

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Speaker 1: Well, you got people now that can zoom in on

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Speaker 1: airplanes with these new iPhone twenties, and you're telling me

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Speaker 2: Yeah, white cleaked on a white plate. Tough to tell.

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Speaker 1: And you realize when a guy catches a ball at

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Speaker 2: I feel like they a little bit count it as

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Speaker 2: when it touches the just touches, not even squeezed, like

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Speaker 2: you don't have to squeeze it yet, you know what

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Speaker 1: It's just when the ball touches the leather.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's when it touches the leather.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe I'm crazy, Still are.

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Speaker 2: Not one hundred percent? Isn't that amazing how they have

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Speaker 1: That's why they need robots. No stop, you would have

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Speaker 1: Did you see the robot?

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Speaker 2: What robot?

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Speaker 1: I knew you, didn't They they revealed this robot. I

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Speaker 1: want to say, I may be wrong on the country India.

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Speaker 1: They revealed this robot and it took a couple of steps.

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Speaker 1: They said, this is groundbreaking. This is the new AI robot.

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Speaker 1: It's basically a human. Guys, this is the biggest advancement

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Speaker 1: and this is amazing. Here's your robot.

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Speaker 2: Was it a big one? Like it's like a human sight.

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Speaker 1: It's like your height? Oh my big? I mean it

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Speaker 1: was probably taller than me. The kid had a head

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Speaker 1: on me. So the robots walking they're like, this is

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Speaker 1: our big moment. Robot, robot, robot, and the robots like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm AI. It's short circuits and bulls over and then

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Speaker 1: how this thing's wired. Oh have you not seen this video?

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Speaker 2: I well talk, Can I tell you? I saw I

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Speaker 2: saw a headlines as robot face plants or something like that,

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Speaker 2: but I never clicked on it because I was like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 2: thanks playing.

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Speaker 1: Robot stands up after it just got fell in the ground.

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Speaker 1: It looked like Tyson after Jake Paul punched it.

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Speaker 2: Take that, you.

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Speaker 1: Sing, robot, you would never give me be a humankin robot.

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Speaker 2: No, not even after Jake Paul punched him. It was

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Speaker 2: after Mike Tyson had walked six miles to the ring.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I still can't believe that they dropped Mike

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Speaker 2: Tyson him way off way from the ring, and I

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Speaker 2: mean he was gassed by the time he got there.

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Speaker 2: And we sat there and watched that crap. I still

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Speaker 2: one of the biggest Ponzi schemes ever. And we all

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Speaker 2: felt for it. We're all idiots.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't I bet it we won. That was awesome.

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Speaker 1: That was the good old days we used to bet.

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Speaker 2: Can we get that old guy back on the pod

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a big robot. Yeah, I'm seeing that robot.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Oh oh that's it. That's it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're big company logo in the back. Oh

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Speaker 2: look at us, guys, Look at all these cameras. Look

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Speaker 2: at how smart our robot is. Wave wave. He tries

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Speaker 2: oh no, take that robot. Yeah, you ain't taking over

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Speaker 1: Take another step? Can robot you drunk?

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Speaker 1: Look at they're trying to pull the curtain over all right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, not much else to say, See you later,

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Speaker 2: booger faces. That's from Jeff Kamiski. Where has Pitt's been.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he did. We're getting hold I do believe it

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Speaker 2: this is good NFL Broncos. You got Eagles, Lions, Egs, Lions, Bears,

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah, Niners are not Niners. Seahawks Rams another good one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Buccaneers Bills, that's a good one.

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Speaker 2: We're back. I would love to have Pitts come in

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Speaker 2: here and talk about how they're gonna make bo Nicks

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Speaker 1: They put it twelve points another day ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they put up eight points against the

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Speaker 2: my high pa Checko, I think he's hurt. Did you

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Speaker 2: factor that in? I don't care. I don't care. Did

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Speaker 2: I mean, come on, Patty Mahoons is gonna eat. I

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Speaker 2: don't know search playing that, especially if Sertan's not playing,

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Speaker 1: He was hurt last game. The guys the Pitts thing.

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Speaker 1: And I said, hey, dumb may he can't walk. That

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'd love to play golf with you guys. Man,

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Speaker 1: One hundred in But I also got Heather coming over

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Speaker 1: and we're doing some honey dues. So all right, well

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Speaker 1: not today, I'm spoken for.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's start the show.

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Speaker 1: You were gonna tell something about kids.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna tell it. I'm gonna tell it. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna do it live, Arnold.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yep? You got a couple of bats

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Speaker 1: strip parties. I'm gonna strip for the this weekend. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's actually a pretty good money maker. That's smart. And

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Speaker 1: guess what. We'll pay you a dollar today, but if

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Speaker 1: ten years, then we'll pay you six figures. Not funny?

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Speaker 1: What am I would? I look like real Koler or tiny?

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Speaker 1: Oh Yamamoto?

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Speaker 2: Now you look more like class a man throwing balls

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Speaker 2: on purpose?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, closse a mom? Hi there?

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Speaker 2: Can I get a Can I get a cup of water?

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Speaker 1: I'm in jail. All right, We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 2: Wo oh the one two three sore loser?

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Speaker 1: What up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 1: Genius, y'all. It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 1: it's a three year project. They are clearing out people's

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Speaker 1: and it Justin needs to check on him very soon.

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Speaker 1: It's all I got. I have a heart attack when

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Speaker 1: I'm seventy two and a half. Depending AI takes over,

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Speaker 2: To you, man, We'll bright back.

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Speaker 1: So Ray I always fear about AI.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't really worry. I don't even think about

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Speaker 2: I just live life. Speaking of living life, though, we

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, we're ready to get cut open.

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Speaker 2: So I take him to the hospital and they do

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Speaker 2: I mean, he was going hard, double hernia and he

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Speaker 1: Real talk, not being funny. So how do kids get it?

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Speaker 2: I'm really not sure.

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Speaker 1: And all the time there he didn't ask that one question.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just not like fully developed down there,

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Speaker 1: Uh. So he is playing hard, playing hard, So you

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Speaker 2: I'm serious. I think that's what it is. You play hard,

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Speaker 2: you get a hernia. So it's cool, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean. They go in they have these cool sheets

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Speaker 2: and that was really cool. I don't know what invention

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Speaker 1: Saint Jude.

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Speaker 2: No, not Saint Jude. Oh no, no, not Saint Jude. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Are you sure they were allowed to do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh I just got a Christmas present for the baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So we wrote, like on the pillow case, we

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Speaker 1: You got like parlays written down. Yeah, chiefs minus four two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Chiefs minus four. We're gonna go with the

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Speaker 1: Doctor's like, I we usually keep these for the kids.

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Speaker 1: I saw in the bottom its head searched hand. Question, Martin,

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Speaker 2: He's like, oh, hold on, you're on the Chiefs too.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, sir, let me put this in my DraftKings account.

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Speaker 2: All right, now back for the surgery. So he goes back.

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Speaker 2: Does the surgery comes out, and they tell me, okay,

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Speaker 2: Well he's not pregnant. He was just having hernia. And

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Speaker 2: Meds record? No, no, no, I just forgot We got home

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Speaker 2: He was bouncing off the walls, he was talking, he

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Speaker 2: to give you some medicine. Yeah, let me go get

436
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 2: that man.

437
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,400
Speaker 1: Let me go is raw dogging.

438
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 2: He was raw dogging and he's in super amount of pain.

439
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,200
Speaker 1: Don't want you to get addicted.

440
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,960
Speaker 2: No, I just didn't even I just forgot, dude, I forgot.

441
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 1: When I'm in charge of that for the cat, the wife,

442
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,040
Speaker 1: I put a I have a spreadsheet out every four hours.

443
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 1: This one thing's labeled all in a line. It's your

444
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,200
Speaker 1: job as the caretaker to break that down.

445
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 2: I understand, But I'm a caretaker for three and so

446
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,280
Speaker 2: when but only one was hurt, so really I wasn't

447
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 2: caretaking the other ones.

448
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,960
Speaker 1: And you're also like an unpaid caretaker exactly like unpaid,

449
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,159
Speaker 1: kind of a little addicted, kind of a degenerate, like

450
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:52,600
Speaker 1: a little margarita.

451
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so sometimes you forget the pain meds. Like

452
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,400
Speaker 2: he was doing so well, you know, with his brothers

453
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 2: and hanging out and eating dinner. Then i'd I didn't

454
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,199
Speaker 2: even think about pain meds because he didn't seem to

455
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 2: be in pain.

456
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm coming over next time. I know how to do

457
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,120
Speaker 1: the spreadsheets. I love doing it because at four every

458
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 1: four hours, boom, I'm by the book check mark. I'll

459
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,439
Speaker 1: wake up at two am, check mark. I wake up

460
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 1: in the morning. Check Mark's a little bit crooked, but

461
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 1: you know what, it gets the check mark.

462
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 2: That's what I love about you is you're organized. And

463
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm not so I would need you to come over

464
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,159
Speaker 2: and do that. But you know so, I'm like, okay,

465
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 2: here you go. Son. He slurps it down. I was like,

466
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 2: all right, now, buddy, you go back to bed. Cool.

467
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 2: It goes back to bed. Well, the next day, he

468
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 2: was going to stay home from school, you know, because

469
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 2: he's just had surgery. Of course, but my wife's like, oh,

470
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 2: I forgot. I told Baby Box's teacher that I would

471
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 2: go on the field trip with them. I'm a parent

472
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 2: volunteer chaperone. I'm like, oh, She's like, so I'm gonna

473
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: have to take him to school. I'll just she goes,

474
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 2: I'll just tell the teachers to keep him calm, and

475
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,919
Speaker 2: you got to stay home from the big shoe. I said, okay,

476
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 2: and I'll just pick him up right after work. I

477
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 2: will get there as soon as I can. So she

478
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 2: takes him to school and she tells the teacher, yeah,

479
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 2: just make sure he stays calm. The teacher's like, really,

480
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 2: do you see all these kids? You think he's really

481
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 2: gonna stay calm? And she's like, what, just try your best, okay.

482
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: So she texted me. She says, hey, please get there

483
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 2: before they go out for outside time. I don't want

484
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 2: him running around. No problem. So I get there before

485
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 2: outside time and I'm like, hey, Bud, you hungry, let's

486
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 2: go eat some lunch.

487
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: Smart here, put some ice cubes in your pants.

488
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: Not I didn't do any of that. They didn't do

489
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 2: any ice cubes in your pants. And we went to

490
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: Chipotle and got us something to eat, and we sat

491
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 2: right by the door.

492
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: You want to Bobby water.

493
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's not there. That's its sonic. We went to Chipotle. Okay,

494
00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,119
Speaker 2: get your fact straight. And we go to Chipotle and

495
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: we order and we sit right by the door because

496
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 2: he wants to sit on the high seats and it's

497
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: right by the door, and it's cold outside, and so

498
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 2: we start playing a game. Every time they open the

499
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 2: right door. He's like, yay, the good Well, at first,

500
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 2: it's like, oh cold, what cold air? Cold air?

501
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: Cold air.

502
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, that's not bad. They opened the left door.

503
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: Ooh cold. So whenever the people would come up be

504
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 2: coming up to the doors, we'd yell good door, good door,

505
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 2: good door good, and then if they'd open the wrong one,

506
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 2: we'd go oh, bad door, bad door. Played a game

507
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,919
Speaker 2: that's fun. He would loved it. He thought it was

508
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: so funny.

509
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: We should do it at work, except for it's nothing

510
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: but cold. Correct, there's no warm door.

511
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 2: Then we get done eating. He had two casadillas. He

512
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 2: was hungry man because that Sonic at chiputle chick fil a, Chipotle.

513
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you said chick fil A.

514
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 3: No shit, pull lay like chick fil a as casadilla's now,

515
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 3: I'm I'm leaving right now.

516
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 2: No chick no, no, not chicks Chipotle. Yes, And he

517
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: sat there he ate his black beans.

518
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: Listen back if he said chick fil a, because not

519
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: only was chick fil A in my head, but I

520
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: was also thinking Sonic with Bobby Water. That is wild.

521
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 1: If you said Chipotle from the start, I know I

522
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,640
Speaker 1: did you guys listen back.

523
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, please, We are the sore losers at Gmail dot

524
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 2: com email us. Oh my gosh. Anyway, so he goes, Dad,

525
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: when I get there with my rice, I'll be ready

526
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 2: to go. I'm like all right. So he sits there,

527
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 2: slowly eats his rice after his second case of Dela,

528
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: after his black beans are gone, and he goes, all right, Dad,

529
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go. And I'm like, should we go

530
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 2: get a cookie? He goes, yeah, we should go get

531
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 2: a cookie. So we walk over to the cookie store

532
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 2: tef Streets and I get me at you chocolate chip.

533
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 2: He gets himself a sprinkle and we're out of there

534
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: and mine's nice and warm, so I'm eating it. As

535
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: we're headed home. He goes, Dad, I'm gonna save mine

536
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: till we get home. He said, okay, Bud, that's a

537
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 2: good idea.

538
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: One in the hand is two in the bush.

539
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 2: And we get home and he goes, Dad, I don't

540
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 2: want to eat it yet. I just want to leave

541
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 2: it on the counter. Smart said, all right, well, let's

542
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: it's rest time. Let's go take a.

543
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: Rest a cookie savings account if you will.

544
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 2: That's right. I'm like, wow, what great discipline.

545
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: He's a son. Are you gaining more interest in that cookie?

546
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: Are you more interested in it. Later in life, you'll

547
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: learn about interest.

548
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: You will appreciate it more. It goes up in value

549
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 2: satisfaction if you let it sit there for a little bit,

550
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 2: because you get to anticipate eating it. You eat it.

551
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: You eat it at night.

552
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: Sorry son, the stock market tanked last night.

553
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 2: And so he goes and he lays down for a

554
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 2: rest and I'm sitting there and my wife gets home

555
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, how was the field trip? Oh

556
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 2: it was good, it was fun. There's three boys in

557
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 2: my group, baby box and it's two buddies and okay, great,

558
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: And I said, she goes, how did it go at lunch?

559
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 2: I said, oh, it's good. You know. We went to Chipotle.

560
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 2: Then we went and got cookies. That's his cookie right

561
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 2: there on the counter. He didn't want to eat it yet.

562
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go take a nap and I get up

563
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: from my nap. Then Baby Box three gets up from

564
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 2: his nap and he's like, talks, Hey mama, Hey, mama,

565
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 2: guess what We went to the cookie store. And she's like, oh,

566
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 2: you did, and he was like, yeah, Dad, show her

567
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,919
Speaker 2: my cookie and I said, oh, it should be right

568
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 2: there on the counter. And that's when my wife goes,

569
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 2: what that was his cookie? I thought, you said, that's

570
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 2: my cookie on the counter because I ate it.

571
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: Dude, He's gonna kill dad. Miscommunication affects even the cookies.

572
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 2: I literally said, we went to the cookie store. His

573
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 2: is right there on the counter. He didn't want to

574
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 2: eat it yet. I'm gonna go take a nap. She

575
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: goes no. I said, oh, is that for me? And

576
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: you said, yeah, you can have that.

577
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: What are the chances about this story being about misunderstanding

578
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: what somebody said? When I originally misunderstood the restaurant, you said.

579
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 2: This is amazing. I love how well the.

580
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: Other day when I was talking about the Jason Witten

581
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: and Jamal Charles and you also had a story about

582
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: blackface and painting a kid a dog on his face.

583
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 2: Yes.

584
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: Wow.

585
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh my gosh. And I said, all right,

586
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,919
Speaker 2: I'll go get another cookie. So I go to the

587
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: cookie store. I walk a mile.

588
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: And also, miscommunication doesn't just happen at Fortune five hundred companies.

589
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: It happens in family kitchens all across America.

590
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 2: It does. It happens all the time.

591
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: So if your boss is the one that just cold

592
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: shoulders you and doesn't talk to you, and you wonder

593
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: why you're fired one day? It's it happened the kitchens.

594
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: Correct, So I said, all right, So I get the

595
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 2: dog and I walk a little over a mile to

596
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: the cookie store. But now the only problem is Baby

597
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: Box and Baby Box two are going to be getting

598
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 2: home from school, So I'm gonna have to get three

599
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 2: cookies because if they don't get one, it's gonna be

600
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: a nightmare.

601
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: You're about to go into cookie debt.

602
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: You're right. So I walk with the dog a little

603
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 2: over a mile to the cookie store. Walk in the

604
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 2: cookie store with the dog.

605
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: What an all American story?

606
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: And I go up to the counter and I say,

607
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: can I get three of the sprinkles please?

608
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: How's it going, Sarah?

609
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: Okay, here you go, three sprinkles, Thank you? And then

610
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: we walk a little bit over a mile home.

611
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: Sarah, have you licked the frosting before?

612
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: And right then, right as I'm getting there, baby Box

613
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: two is getting off the bus and I'm like, what's up, Bud,

614
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: how are you? Blah blah blah, guess what I got?

615
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: I got cookies?

616
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: You guys? Ever heard of vehicles?

617
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? He rode the bus?

618
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: No? You with the walk to the cookie store.

619
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, take the dog for a walk. It

620
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: was a beautiful afternoon. Why not. So we go home

621
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: and baby Box one's at tennis practice.

622
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: Is that on the right side of the moat or

623
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: the left?

624
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 2: Well? He uh, there's tennis club at the school. It's

625
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 2: really they just fiddle around with rackets. I don't even

626
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 2: know if they hit tennis balls.

627
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: What did baby Box one have? Croquet?

628
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 2: That's what Babybox one was at tennis. Croquet is a

629
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 2: fun game.

630
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: Baby Box two was at polo, and Babybox three was

631
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: at lacrosse.

632
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: Nope, nope. And so we go home and baby Box

633
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 2: two eats his cookie. So now baby Box three and

634
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: Baby Box one have their sprinkle cookies left, and I

635
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 2: don't know what happened. I go to pick up baby

636
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 2: Box one from tennis and I'm like, oh, buddy, yeah,

637
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: we got a surprise for you when we get home

638
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, yeah, we got you something. We

639
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: got you. He's like what is it? What is And

640
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: I was like, you want me to tell you? Yeah?

641
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: I was like, you gotta sprinkle cookie wait for you

642
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 2: when you get home. Yeah, I can't wait to eat it.

643
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. I'm so excited. And we get home

644
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: and I'm He's like, where's my cookie? Where's my cookie?

645
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it should be right there on the

646
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:42,719
Speaker 2: counter where I don't see it. Where's my cookie? And

647
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 2: I say, and I asked my I said, hey, where

648
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: are the two cookies? She was oh, baby box three

649
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 2: was carrying them around. So I go to him and

650
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 2: I said, hey, man, what'd you do with the cookies?

651
00:30:55,520 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, I put him on the couch. What

652
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 2: happens when you leave something on the couch? Dog? I

653
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 2: walk out in the backyard and there is the bag

654
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 2: of cookies torn to shreds, not one crumb of cookie left.

655
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: Get over here, you getting dog?

656
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: I knew I should have never getting gout you.

657
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 2: So we are down three cookies now this white cookie gate.

658
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: My wife ate one, the dog ate two.

659
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: Here comes another two mile log to the cookie stores.

660
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: Hey Sarah, seeing you again? So this time I jump

661
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: in the car. I mean, how hot are the workers

662
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: at the cookie store? Good gosh, dude, you've been there

663
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: three times in three hours.

664
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: And I drive back to the cookie store.

665
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: I see the high school staff is working night, how y'all?

666
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 2: And I buy their last two sprinkle cookies. I might

667
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: have been the only customer all day, because when I

668
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 2: went there the original time with baby Box three, we

669
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 2: were the only ones in the store. When I went

670
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 2: there with the dog, we were the only ones in

671
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 2: the store. And when I went back up there again

672
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 2: for a third time and one freaking day, I was

673
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: the only customer in the store. And I mean I

674
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: was the only one buying sprinkled freaking cookies.

675
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: I love these cookies. They're so warm inside, and I

676
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: stick my finger in. How you doing, Sarah?

677
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: So I drive back home and I deliver the cookies

678
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 2: and baby Box one and Gulf's his Baby Box three

679
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 2: takes two bites and says, Dad, I want to save

680
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: it for tomorrow. And so I hit it in the

681
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 2: microwave so no one would get it. And yesterday I

682
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: get a text from my wife. Baby Box three is

683
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: saying he has a cookie left.

684
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: Stop where is the cookie?

685
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 2: I thought he ate the cookie. I said, I put

686
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 2: it in the microwave so no one would get it.

687
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 2: And she said smart, thinking.

688
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: That's smart's dad move and it's.

689
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 2: Still there and he finished his cookie.

690
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: I put the cookie in the attic. Nobody will get it.

691
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: But a spider or a rat.

692
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 2: So that was my day of being a dad. Twenty

693
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: four hours of absolute hell, I forgot the pain meds

694
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 2: and three trips to the Dan cookie Store.

695
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: Every story has a beginning, a middle, and thank god,

696
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: an end.

697
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: We'll be right back.

698
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm with you on the cookie store thing. Remember the

699
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: one you, me and Scuba went when we were trying

700
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: to play in the convention and there was off second

701
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: there was some cookie store. Don't even know the name. Yes,

702
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: how do those places stay in business? Becuz that day

703
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: we were the only three people in there.

704
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 2: Only three people. I mean, I'm telling you, I don't

705
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 2: they Here's the thing. I believe the cookie store by

706
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: me and obviously is a franchise and some family owns

707
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: it because it was a mom, dad, and daughter in

708
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,239
Speaker 2: there when I went the first time, then it was

709
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: just the daughter of the second time, and then it

710
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 2: was just the dad the third time. So they've been

711
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 2: there all day and there's no way they were making

712
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 2: enough money because there was nothing else going out that door.

713
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be the to go orders.

714
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. I didn't think about that.

715
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: And then also in the one downtown it's like when

716
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: you're out drinking guys, you know what, help out the

717
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: local cookie places when you're having a beer. Don't be

718
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: the guy who says, hey, let's go for fireball. Hey,

719
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: let's go do another Let's do another beer, Hey, let's

720
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: do a Mickey's be the guy that says, hey, let's

721
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: do a chocolate chip cookie. There's never a guy downtown

722
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: on Broadway who says, hey, next bar, next bar, where

723
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,479
Speaker 1: are we going gars? Hey we going to Old Red?

724
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: Hey are we going to John Daies? Hey, let's go

725
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: get a chocolate chip cookie? Be that guy.

726
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can always get a greasy slice of pizza,

727
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 2: but what about a warm chocolate chip cookie in the

728
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 2: middle of binge drinking. There's nothing better.

729
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,720
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm doing it because it just happened

730
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: to me two weekends ago. It's always where's the next bar?

731
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: Where's the next bar? Ended up going to Jelly Rolls Instead.

732
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, hey, why don't for the next bar?

733
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: Why don't we go to the cookie company? I want

734
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: a chocolate chip cookie?

735
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 2: Whatsin that? There's such a moron?

736
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: What did you say a cookie shot? No, just maybe

737
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: a hot chocolate or chocolate chip cookie. What spiked hot chocolate. No,

738
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: just regular hot chocolate. What's wrong with you, dude?

739
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 2: Oh? Man? And I'm gonna tell you what this. I'm

740
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: gonna tell you something else. The Patriots are good.

741
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: They are. They got a coach that's gonna win Coach

742
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: of the Year and they got a quarterback that's gonna

743
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: win MVP, both the favorites.

744
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if he's MVP, but man, he

745
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 2: looks good. He looks so calm.

746
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 1: Your right.

747
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 2: Nail polish is no nail polish is not winning MVP.

748
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: But I am looking at Drake May and I just say, man,

749
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: why can't Caleb Williams be that calm in the pocket

750
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: like when it when it gets crazy around him, he

751
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 2: just kind of slides up and just tosses it, doesn't care.

752
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 2: Caleb Williams starts doing pirol wets back there when pressure

753
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 2: gets on him. And I mean, I was, I was

754
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 2: so impressed. They look so good. It was an easy victory.

755
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: Drake May is good. Vrabel is a great coach. The

756
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 2: Titans should have never fired him. The Titans can't win

757
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 2: a game. They say.

758
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 1: They are and they're so bad, so bad, And then

759
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: well that's fine. They'll get a number one draft pick.

760
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: They will, They're gonna do it two years in a row.

761
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 2: They might get the number one pick.

762
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: Titans are the worst team in football for two years

763
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: in a row.

764
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 2: That's bad.

765
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's also pride in the city. I remember

766
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: feeling that. I haven't felt that in a minute. The

767
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: Preds are almost the worst team in hockey? Are they

768
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: bottom three?

769
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: Oh? Dude, they're playing in like Sweden.

770
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: Today unless we're going no, no, they're really good, man.

771
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 2: I think they're going they're playing in Sweden this year

772
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 2: or today they're playing Pittsburgh in Sweden or something.

773
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: Well, you and Eddie, that might be some morning hockey betting.

774
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: And then and then on Sunday you got the Dolphins

775
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 2: and the Commanders in like Spain, not another country.

776
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: I can't hold on.

777
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 2: I can't see Spain.

778
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: The problem is, even though Heather and the kids are

779
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: coming over, I will watch college football from eleven am.

780
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 1: Actually I watched the shows before because they've been streaming

781
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: on X So I'm watching game day before I got

782
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: it playing. I'm not memorizing it. Then you got the

783
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: first game, then you got the second wave. Then I'll

784
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: watch the night game. Because it's Texas and Georgia. So

785
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: that's all day Saturday. When you do an overseas game

786
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: for NFL, then I'm waking up to football and I

787
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: will watch football all the way until five pm. It's

788
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: just too much. Yeah, they're in Madrid. I mean, you

789
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: were there when you were in Iceland.

790
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 2: I've never been to Madrid.

791
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: Man, it's pretty close time zone though, because Madrid's just

792
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 1: across from London.

793
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I don't even know how far it is there.

794
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: But does Spain really care about football?

795
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: Do any? Well? The Germans? Wow, that was amazing. How

796
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,479
Speaker 1: you guys do those placards and it says NFL, Hey guys,

797
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: they do it every year, and it's like we don't

798
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: love like we love our teams. I don't care about

799
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: a logo then.

800
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: I know, but I do love the way the NFL's cool.

801
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: They do it, but nobody wears a sweatshirt around that

802
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: has the NFL logo, like we like our teams, not

803
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: the you know.

804
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: Man, it's rough. Man, it's rough. I don't know. But

805
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,760
Speaker 2: what else Texas Georgia, that's huge on Saturday night. Dude,

806
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 2: If Texas loses, it's over good. I mean they're underdogs. No, no,

807
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: if they lose, no playoffs, it's over. Yeah, their playoffs

808
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: could be out. The Valls are on the outside looking in.

809
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: Balls need to win or a vand he needs to

810
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: win out to maybe make the playoffs. But yeah, Texas

811
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: could be gone. You got Bama. They're fine, They're gonna

812
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 1: be fine. They gotta buye too, Bama, Georgia, Ohio State

813
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: all byes. Me and Boomer just looked at the bracket

814
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: this morning, and you gotta win if you're Ohio State,

815
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: you're Indiana, you gotta win three times in your national

816
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 1: champion and March Madness, you gotta win six or seven.

817
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but football is a little bit more taxing.

818
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: Well in football. Also, like Indiana, I think they played

819
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: BYU first round, so there's an easy Indiana has a buye.

820
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: Then they play BYU. That's another buy Indiana has to

821
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 1: win two games and they're the national champion.

822
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: I don't even know BYU is not even gonna get in. Yeah,

823
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: they are right now, right now, right now. Guess what,

824
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: there's still three or four weeks left in the season.

825
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 2: They're not getting in. They got one loss, they're gonna

826
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 2: lose again. They didn't get they got housed. They got

827
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: absolutely a.

828
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: Tex They're in BYU, They're in Oregon, they're in Vandy

829
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: wins out. They're in oh Miss, they're in Bam, is in.

830
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: Georgia's in Ohio State's in. Michigan might be in.

831
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 2: No, Michigan is not to stop.

832
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: If Michigan beats Ohio State, Michigan's in. No, they're not.

833
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 2: They cannot be in. They are.

834
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: They're like eighteen, they're on the precipice.

835
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: No, they are, Dude, Bryce Underwood, money, you'll buy you

836
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 3: a tournament appearance.

837
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think they can get in.

838
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 2: I just don't know.

839
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: But the tough shake for Ohio State is they have

840
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: to basically go through Oregon.

841
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 2: Oregon's terrible.

842
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,919
Speaker 1: Okay, then I'll say Texas Tech.

843
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: Okay, that wouldn't be a.

844
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: Fun little fourteen times your money to win it all.

845
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: If you're gonna throw something at somebody, I would do

846
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: Texas Tech. So you got Texas Tech. They play, Then

847
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to play like Georgia. Then they have

848
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: to play whoever's gonna beat the crap out of Indiana Alabama?

849
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 2: Oh, whoa, whoa like some respect on my Indianas.

850
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: I always like, just looking at the stuff, Ohio State's

851
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: two times your money, and they're gonna have to go

852
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,439
Speaker 1: through or stop Oregon. They're gonna have to go through

853
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: Texas Tech, Georgia and pama uh for two times your

854
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: money'd their bed on overseas big ball, Like what the guys.

855
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just gotta look at betting and be like,

856
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: that's just a dumb bet. You might as well take

857
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: it exotic. Take Michigan to win it all, Take Vandy

858
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: to win it all.

859
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: Vandy it sucks, okay, Like I mean, really, Vandy's not

860
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: that goods up.

861
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: Against Utah State.

862
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: It's fun like Diego Pabby is a fun story, But

863
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: I don't think they're that good.

864
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: They're not. They're they're tight end Bowers Brock, Yes, and

865
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: same last name as Justin great kid Stowers, great kid?

866
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 2: What what? Yeah? Okay, tell me.

867
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: I mean he's just a massive receiver. He throws to

868
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: him fifteen times a game every time on third down

869
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: he needs somebody. There's Stours and then and Pavia. He's

870
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: not quick, but he he gets he does realize is

871
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 1: you don't got to be quick if you get four

872
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: yards that's all that you need.

873
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.

874
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 1: He's shifty.

875
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah no, No, he's smart, he's fit. It's great.

876
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: He's fun to watch, and he's your heisman leader for

877
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: a quarterback. I think you're throwing the exotics now. Is

878
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 1: just telling Kevin Offair? You guys don't even know who

879
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: that is.

880
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: Oh Kevin, let me tell you. He sent us a text. Hey,

881
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: just sent you guys a script a cut today if

882
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 2: you can. I'm working from a home. If you can

883
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 2: just drop it in my folder when done, would much

884
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 2: be appreciated. So everybody just works from home now.

885
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: Did you not experience the pandemic? That's the new way

886
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: of life?

887
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 2: Wow? What up, Coach and box. I'm a veteran twenty

888
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 2: plus years of the USMC service, casey one thirty flight engineer,

889
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 2: never been to a convention. Makes sense you don't remember me.

890
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 2: I'm one of the forty three listeners. Love you too, anyways,

891
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 2: love the pod, Thanks for the support and f the

892
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 2: Bears Go Chiefs, pre Pat Kelsey and Taylor the singer

893
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 2: not the walking penalty flag fan, sean fantasy team TDS

894
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 2: and beer.

895
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: That made no sense.

896
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 2: No he did. He said he's a Chiefs fan pre

897
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 2: Patty Mahomes, Pre Travis Kelcey, and Pre Taylor the singer,

898
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 2: not Taylor, their offensive lineman that gets a false start

899
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 2: every single time.

900
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: Sounds like Boomer when I'm trying to talk to him

901
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: on the phone, I'm like, dude, so what's going on?

902
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: But why did he have to say f the Bears

903
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: like that was unnecessary? Shot?

904
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: Shot at you? They're gonna make the playoffs, so nice?

905
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 2: Whoa we got? We got to beat the Vikings this weekend.

906
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: Every team in the North for the first time ever

907
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: will make it into the playoffs.

908
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 2: That would be incredible. But yeah, uh you ready to

909
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 2: go home? Man?

910
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? I got some other stuff to do.

911
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: Man, Okay, well, let me give you some money makers.

912
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: I already gave you the Chiefs.

913
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: We already got them.

914
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 2: I gave you the Dolphins at the beginning of the

915
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 2: week minus two and a half against the Commanders. The

916
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: Commanders are a dead team walking Marcus Mariota and the

917
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 2: corpse of Deebo Samuel. That's all the corpse of Terry McLaurin.

918
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: He's not playing, he's hurt.

919
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: Glad he got that thirty three.

920
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:02,240
Speaker 2: Million, three million dollars to sit on the sidelines all season.

921
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 2: I'm telling you he started doing rehab work on the

922
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 2: field this week he ain't playing. I know the Dolphins

923
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: aren't very good to it. Throws a lot of interceptions,

924
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: but a chain, odd chain, get on his train. He's

925
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 2: gonna carry them. He's gonna carry him and Jalen's gonna

926
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: waddle into the end zone. Come on, two and a

927
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 2: half points. Maybe this is just crazy, Maybe I'm missing something.

928
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 2: Give me the Dolphins minus two and a half. Take

929
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 2: it to the bank.

930
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: You're such a week two week better. They do good

931
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: against the Bills, and now all of a sudden you're

932
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: just riding their finer.

933
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 2: The commanders have been terrible for about three weeks.

934
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,479
Speaker 1: Fins up right, and guys also go to sea World.

935
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: I love a good dolphin.

936
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: Well, guys, another one. I don't understand. Broc Party's back,

937
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 2: Pierce All's back. You're going against Jacoby Brissett. No, Marvin Harrison,

938
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 2: he's out had surgery. Uh. I believe they're big defensive player.

939
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 2: Will Johnson's not playing and you're only having to give

940
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 2: up three points. You don't think that locker room is

941
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 2: jazzed up for the San Francisco forty nine ers and

942
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 2: they gotta win by just three. Oh my gosh, do

943
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: I hear blow? Blow? Niners minus three take it to

944
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 2: the bank.

945
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: Blow.

946
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 2: Then, guys, we were talking about this team earlier. My

947
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 2: Chicago Bears going to Minnesota, and you know what happened

948
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 2: to them Week one of the season. JJ McCarthy woke

949
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 2: up in the fourth quarter and started carving us like

950
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: a freaking turkey. Not this time. We are back, we

951
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 2: are better, and we are ready to avenge that loss.

952
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 2: Bears plus three in Minnesota, take it to the bank.

953
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: And last, but not least, the Atlanta Falcons. This is

954
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 2: a team you can never trust, never bet on until

955
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 2: this weekend. Carolina sucks.

956
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: Good line.

957
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 2: Though Carolina suck.

958
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: Good line on McAfee's they won line of the Week

959
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: a week ago.

960
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: Great listen, good line. They might have a good line,

961
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 2: but they have Bryce Young at quarterback. He's short. That

962
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: dude is gonna be playing in the x FL in

963
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 2: about six weeks.

964
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: He's gonna be playing in Madrid. And I'm not talking

965
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: about the NFL.

966
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. Give me the Falcons minus

967
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 2: three and a half take it to the bank.

968
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: And al Jazeer like runs more now than Robinson.

969
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense.

970
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: I watched the Germany game and I was like, who

971
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: is this guy? And what have you done with Baijan.

972
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great point, But I'm telling you the

973
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: Falcons are gonna win this game. They're gonna blow them out.

974
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 2: Bryce Young throws for about seventy five yards a game.

975
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: He is so bad, so bad, I would say all

976
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: quarterback passing is down. And also, let me say this,

977
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: in our fantasy league, if you do throw a game

978
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: and just quit and not play players or start guys,

979
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: you will be banned from the conventions in our fantasy league.

980
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: If you throw and intentionally lose a game, you will

981
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: be banned from conventions. You'll be banned from our Facebook group.

982
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: You will be banned from meshing us on x, you

983
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: will be banned from dming us on Instagram, and you

984
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: will be dishonorably discharged.

985
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: Wow, and I gotta I mean, I gotta dog fight

986
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 2: this week, A big against big time Tsunami, big time Tsunami,

987
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: doggy third place team against the second place team. I

988
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: gotta win. I need to win.

989
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need Haley Wiggins or somebody to win, and

990
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: justin text me, he goes she's starting a person on

991
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: injured reserve. This can't happen.

992
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was only like Wednesday.

993
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm over it. We're five and five, fourth best team

994
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: and in forty five and we're five and five. It

995
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: just makes no sense. We put up one hundred and

996
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: forty one week and lose. Sometimes it's just not in

997
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: the cards.

998
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope everybody has a great weekend. Convention tickets

999
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: sore loosers dot com. I mean, is Texas gonna win?

1000
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 2: Text's gonna show.

1001
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: Six point dog and Georgia is good and I don't

1002
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: think they're that good. Georgia, Yeah, I think they're okay.

1003
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: The Stockton kid is dang good. I mean he's a

1004
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: Heisman candidate.

1005
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 2: No, he's not. He's not anywhere close to the Heisman.

1006
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: And guys, I've been looking at the numbers. There's none

1007
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: of these quarterbacks are any good. I would say the

1008
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: front runner at this point for Heisman is Pavia the

1009
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: numbers that I've ran.

1010
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 2: And cannot be front runner for Heisman.

1011
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: He is a Heisman for in mine. I don't care

1012
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: what Vegas says. Vegas has like ty Simpson and Simeon

1013
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: Rice are saying ty Simpson is real good stop. I've

1014
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: run the numbers. Pave is the favorite, and if he

1015
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: wins out, he'll win the Heisman. But you got to

1016
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: throw in the exotics. I think Jeremiah Smith still has

1017
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: a chance because he has four games left with the

1018
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: Big Ten Championship, And you got to also put Jeremiah Love.

1019
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: All he needs is like one hundred and seventy five

1020
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 1: yards a game, and he'll do the same thing mark

1021
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: Ingram did when he won the Heisman. Tough thing is

1022
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: he's playing at a centure whatever it's called, Pittsburgh. It's

1023
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: a bad field, but they're scheduled to be like seventeen

1024
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 1: point favorites. You got to think he's gonna run rough shot.

1025
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: So two exotics and they're all thirty times your money.

1026
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: So sprinkle just like the sprinkles. Sprinkle some money.

1027
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand that. Sprinkle cookies, man, Sprinkle cookies.

1028
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: You want a cookie, I put in the kitchen for you.