WEBVTT - #328: Jerks On A Plane

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy Boy, start Up, Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, start Up.

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<v Speaker 1>Dot dot Up. They making noise dot up, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>dot dot Up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode three twenty eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yes

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>We're here.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it, do you? Yeah? Because you know why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's light out and we're just doing this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great. It's great. Four degrees here in New Jersey yesterday. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I went out with a T shirt. I opened

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<v Speaker 2>up the moon roof. Isn't that great? Day? Fantastic? And

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<v Speaker 2>I also love that it's earlier in the day. I

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<v Speaker 2>have more energy earlier in the day, So it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be a great show.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not not like sometimes we do this at eight

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock at night, when I'm just like, no, it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>And then right after this, I have my my Daredevil

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<v Speaker 2>podcas Cass, which you can find on the Geekscape network.

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<v Speaker 2>That's called Marvel Movie Talks the three pm East Coast.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in costume already. Yeah, I got my Daredevil's shirt on. Yeah. You'

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<v Speaker 2>very excited that that's a geek shirt right there. This

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<v Speaker 2>is Frank Miller Art. For those of you who do

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<v Speaker 2>understand def Leopard, Daredevil, Frank Miller. Frank Miller, Who's your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite superhero of all time? That's a tough question. I

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<v Speaker 2>would possibly Vision from the Avengers. Mm hm, possibly, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going classic scary. You don't know anything about comic

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<v Speaker 2>books or superheroes, so go ahead. Superman, right? Or Batman? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I like spider Man. Like Spider Man the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Spider Man's great, I would I would say Vision and

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<v Speaker 2>Daredevil are two of my favorites. But a big fan

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<v Speaker 2>of Captain America, the Avengers in general, and the Fantastic Four,

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<v Speaker 2>and of course the X Men. Who does the love Wolverine?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on? I mean, of course Wolverine's great. But I've

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<v Speaker 2>already established this. I'm a Marvel guy. Yeah, well I

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<v Speaker 2>read Superman and Batman, but I'm a Marvel guy. What

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<v Speaker 2>about uh? What about Plastic Man? Was he real? Was that?

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<v Speaker 2>It was that? Yeah? He was a real guy. He's

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<v Speaker 2>retired now, you dumbass. No, in Arizona, no plastic Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it was plastic Man like considered a monks. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean the cartoon Plastic Man from the seventies or eighties,

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<v Speaker 2>whenever one was it was plastics Was that voice it

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<v Speaker 2>was plastic Man. It was baby Baby considered a real right,

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<v Speaker 2>a real? Is he is he mentioned in the Conversation

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<v Speaker 2>of superheroes? Or was he just like some kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a parody plastic TV show? Yeah, he's you know, full

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<v Speaker 2>of pfas plastic Man and forever chemicals. Plastic Man lives

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<v Speaker 2>forever about brains. You know that the human they found plastics,

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<v Speaker 2>microplastics in human brains. If you say so, as much

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<v Speaker 2>as a credit card worth now questions, right, No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>The plastic part of my brain doesn't care. There's also

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<v Speaker 2>a plastasticistic man. Was a d C. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>d a DC comics hero. Okay, he is a hot hero.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he's a real Well he's yeah, I mean it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't like Superman. Not really. People America's favorite. No not,

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<v Speaker 2>America's not part of the conversation. Okay, it's okay. By

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<v Speaker 2>the way, there's also some microplastics in your seamen, just

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<v Speaker 2>in case you didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry, I hope

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<v Speaker 2>you were rinsed affterwards. Oh, David Brody with the funny,

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<v Speaker 2>the sunny, the Sunday Funnies on a Wednesday. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I I've been eating a lot of pineapples, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>surprised you were able to still tell that there were

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<v Speaker 2>plastics in there. Jeez, word, just just letting you know

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on in society. TikTok taught me that. I'll explain, well,

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<v Speaker 2>my kids are plastic too. I guess ah, TikTok taught

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<v Speaker 2>you that. Huh. Every morning we go on the way

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<v Speaker 2>to work every morning. Okay, okay, I'm if I drive

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<v Speaker 2>producer Sam and I bring a bottle of a plastic

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<v Speaker 2>bottle of water with me, and she always looks at

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<v Speaker 2>me and she goes scary. We got to get you

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<v Speaker 2>off the water bottle kick, and we got to get

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<v Speaker 2>you like like a Stanley or one of those who

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<v Speaker 2>are thermous or some kind of a whatever competing metal

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<v Speaker 2>a medical metal, metal, metal, metal pain, a metal water

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<v Speaker 2>water bottle, whatever the one of the moment is. And

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at her. I'm like, that's a lot of maintenance.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot. Would you do you carry a water

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<v Speaker 2>bottle around with you? Apparently kids do, like the young

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<v Speaker 2>like these generations like uh like gen Z generations gen Z,

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<v Speaker 2>gen Z, gen Alpha, they carry water bottles. Carry every

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<v Speaker 2>woman under sixty walks around with a water bottle, most

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<v Speaker 2>of them. Sorry if you guys slices, you don't. But

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I have a lot of women. I

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<v Speaker 2>would leave it, leave it there, though, leave it, I

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<v Speaker 2>forget it somewhere. No, that's why I don't. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>I don't use water bottles. I don't know. I could

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<v Speaker 2>be wrong. I played pickle ball Monday night with a

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<v Speaker 2>woman who in instead on having her water bottle against

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<v Speaker 2>the wall in the corner so she could walk over

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<v Speaker 2>to it between points. That's fair. That's a bit much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not fair. You can go you can go a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of points without getting water. Well, well, going to

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<v Speaker 2>an event like that, or you're playing sports, go to

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<v Speaker 2>the gym, bring a water bottle. But I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 2>walking around in your everyday life people A lot more

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<v Speaker 2>people are. You're just bringing permanent water bottles with them

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<v Speaker 2>like these. You know, I had a water bottle in

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<v Speaker 2>my car at most times, but it's not necessarily metal.

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<v Speaker 2>I buy the sports bottles at Costco and I use those. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I have metal water bottles, but you have to clean

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<v Speaker 2>them out and I get a little bit of thirty

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<v Speaker 2>and even plastic ones. Yeah, I buy a twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>pack at Costco of the sports water bottles. That's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not supposed to good because I choose to and

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<v Speaker 2>then I recycle the bottle. No, those are single use plastics.

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<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to only use it once. It scary. In

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<v Speaker 2>what part of what I said? Did I say I

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<v Speaker 2>reuse them? You just said you reused them? No, I

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<v Speaker 2>did not, I said I use them. I buy a

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four pack of bottles, and I used bottle one,

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<v Speaker 2>then bottle two. Sometimes they jump to bottle eight. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>you don't put new water in bottle one slices? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to answer him? Because I've already done okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, all right, I'm just making sure that you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>And if I did, I wouldn't tell you. I'd have

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<v Speaker 2>these speeches about what you read online. What about watering

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<v Speaker 2>cardboard boxes? How do you feel about those watering carda

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<v Speaker 2>water in car cardboard box water in I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>mean box water in box water. You're okay with that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we've had it. We had it. When I worked on

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show. We had a company that sent up

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<v Speaker 2>like boxes of water. There was the official sponsor of

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<v Speaker 2>NCL Cruises at one point. Whatever that water company was

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<v Speaker 2>it water tastes different in a box. I think it

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<v Speaker 2>depends on whose box. Yeah, David Brodie with the Sunday Funnies,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't Sunday on a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. See

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<v Speaker 2>I set you up for that joke on purpose anyway. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Boxed wine, No, that's zinfandel, white zinfandel from a box.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that? Did you drink neventeen ninety? Maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 2>they still sell that. It's really cheap. Yeah, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>why they sell it. People who want a quick, cheap

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<v Speaker 2>buzz will buy a box of whatever, get it, get

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<v Speaker 2>a good buzz off of that. I don't judge people

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<v Speaker 2>who buy boxed alcohol. No, I judge them if they're

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping under an asp you know, an overpass, drinking out

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<v Speaker 2>of it. But okay, I don't. I don't judge. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care. Okay. Hey, speaking of pickleball, I had a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of unbelievable shots this past weekend. I had a

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<v Speaker 2>ball that was hit over my head. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>lob and running back. If you remember the Willie famous

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<v Speaker 2>Willie Mays catch, the over the over the shoulder catch,

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<v Speaker 2>So with my back to my my the other three

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<v Speaker 2>people on the court. I hit a ball over my

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<v Speaker 2>head behind me, perfect shot for a point. Then I

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<v Speaker 2>had a ball. I was too close to the net

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<v Speaker 2>and the ball. The ball scooted between my legs and

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<v Speaker 2>I reached around and hit it between my legs for

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<v Speaker 2>another shot. And then I got cocky and the ball

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<v Speaker 2>was going to my left and I couldn't get the

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<v Speaker 2>racket around in time. So I swung the racket around

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<v Speaker 2>my back and hit the ball behind my back. Now

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<v Speaker 2>that one didn't go over the net, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>pretty damn close. So I'm getting Foncy's what I'm saying. Fun,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing trick shots. Now you are okay? Yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to see you. I want to see you in action.

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<v Speaker 2>You should come now. I want you to analyze this quote.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was playing Monday Sunday and one woman came

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<v Speaker 2>off the court. We were in the waiting area waiting

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<v Speaker 2>to go on, and she says, ah, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>warmed up. I sucked my first game. And the other

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<v Speaker 2>woman says to her, that's okay. Everybody loses their first game.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not that's impossible because half the people win it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's correct, that's correct. Yeah, I bit my tongue for

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<v Speaker 2>a change, and I didn't say anything. I just went

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<v Speaker 2>to my phone and wrote it down. Yeah, half the people.

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<v Speaker 2>Half the people have won their first game. But the

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<v Speaker 2>only way that's not possible. The only way that's possible

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<v Speaker 2>is if the people you're playing all played a different

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<v Speaker 2>game and then they played you as their second game

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<v Speaker 2>and they beat you. Right, But it's impossible for everyone

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<v Speaker 2>to lose their first game because right then, well yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I see where you're going with this. I think, unless

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<v Speaker 2>you're playing somebody who's playing the second game. But we

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<v Speaker 2>all started at the same time, right, that's really my point,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone losing. So it was a nice way of saying

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<v Speaker 2>you suck. You should warm up more. Somebody won the

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<v Speaker 2>first game. And by the way, I told you that,

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<v Speaker 2>they instituted a three winning you have to get off

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<v Speaker 2>the court rule. Yes, I won three times in a row,

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<v Speaker 2>twice this weekend, so you had to get twice on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get up the court. So they made it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what happens is when you when you lose

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<v Speaker 2>or you win, two people have to leave, right, the

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<v Speaker 2>two losers, the people who lost the game leave so

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<v Speaker 2>there's an a waiting area of people waiting to come on.

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<v Speaker 2>So usually we need two, meaning the game's over, two

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<v Speaker 2>people are leaving. We need two new players who are

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<v Speaker 2>waiting to come on. But when you yell we need

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<v Speaker 2>three because I have to get off the court, They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you need three? Well, you know the rules.

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<v Speaker 2>If I need three, that means one of us, who

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<v Speaker 2>just one, has to get off. They go, oh, are

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<v Speaker 2>you are you humble bragging that you want three in

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<v Speaker 2>a row. No, I have to say I have to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>So I get these looks like, oh, he's bragging you

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<v Speaker 2>want three in a row. I have no choice. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to say we need three people. Yeah. I don't say,

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<v Speaker 2>hey I want three in a row. We need I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we need three. Oh I guess you want three in

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<v Speaker 2>a row. Yeah, but I'm being honest about it. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no way to win. Even when you win, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way to win. No, of course not. So you're happy

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<v Speaker 2>with the David Brody Amendment where they because I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they did that because of you. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>win three and get off. They did it. They did

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<v Speaker 2>it because of pickleball. Hustler. I told you about all

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<v Speaker 2>day on the scholl Hut, and by the way, I've

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<v Speaker 2>beaten him twice. Now do you think I could take

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<v Speaker 2>you in a match? No, you're too good. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't play. I don't play right. So how would

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<v Speaker 2>you beat me? I'm a beginner. My legs and arms toped. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I have a pickle ball court by my house.

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<v Speaker 2>How how would we play? We play on the same

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<v Speaker 2>team and I would be the handicap or something. You'd

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<v Speaker 2>be a big one. I'd be the great equalizer for

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<v Speaker 2>whoever we play. Yeah, you have to know the rules first.

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<v Speaker 2>You also have to have a paddle and know how

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<v Speaker 2>to play. I got a paddle. I got a Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys paddle pickleball paddle. Yes, I do as well. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that a good paddle or no? Well, we got demos.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know which one he would use if you

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<v Speaker 2>ordered one, but we got like we got like demos

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<v Speaker 2>in case we wanted to manufacture them. No, I would

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<v Speaker 2>not say the demos we got are considered quality pickleball paddles.

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<v Speaker 5>Scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't just get on the court and play. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know how to play right now? The pick right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Our listeners to pickleball players are like scratching your eyes out.

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<v Speaker 2>I've played not well, well you haven't, did I have?

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<v Speaker 2>When I went to Okay, I was down at the

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<v Speaker 2>Seagate Hotel in Delray Beach three years ago when pickleball

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<v Speaker 2>was really coming up. You know, it was really on

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<v Speaker 2>the come up, and it was just a big sport

0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:25.480
<v Speaker 2>that was played in Florida and it was just spreading

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<v Speaker 2>to the northeast. I played till it started in the Northwest.

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<v Speaker 2>So wherever it started, Florida picked it up quicker because

0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.240
<v Speaker 2>the weather's better and there are older people down there

0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.559
<v Speaker 2>that are retiring from Tenkeball is not a sport for

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<v Speaker 2>old people. Sport old people can play, yes, but it

0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:43.720
<v Speaker 2>is not a sport for old people. But it is

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<v Speaker 2>definitely a sport that older people definitely adapt to adopt

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<v Speaker 2>in their later years when they can't play tennis anymore. No,

0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.480
<v Speaker 2>they still play tennis. No, my father and my father

0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:59.040
<v Speaker 2>in law is eighty eighty. He's gonna be eighty eight

0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:00.839
<v Speaker 2>years old. He plays tennis every day. That's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be weird and he has to recalibrate because it's a

0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:07.600
<v Speaker 2>different game altogether. It must it can't. I said, he

0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.800
<v Speaker 2>plays tennis, yeah, tennis. Well, well tennis, what's he recalibrate?

0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.720
<v Speaker 2>But they said, oh, people don't play tennis. No, but

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<v Speaker 2>does he play pickleball as well or just tennis? No,

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<v Speaker 2>because he plays tennis. But lots of people I played

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<v Speaker 2>with play tennis, and I played well, lots of people

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<v Speaker 2>that are in their thirties and forties and twenty there's

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<v Speaker 2>plenty of twenty year olds playing.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that now. I know that. Yeah, but I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>but when it started it started, I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Older people started first, and now everybody plays. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that's the case. And anyway, scary you didn't play

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<v Speaker 2>pick a ball? You still on a pick a ball

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<v Speaker 2>court and try to hit the ball. I did, okay,

0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I I had a couple of volleys going. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't the greatest. Oh you were it because I

0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.040
<v Speaker 2>was thinking, I bet you were the greatest. You're a

0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.880
<v Speaker 2>piece of shit. You really are, you really are, Brody,

0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:53.400
<v Speaker 2>You didn't hit this the jingle for commercial at that point,

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<v Speaker 2>Usually you'd like, oh you brought You're a piece of shit.

0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:57.679
<v Speaker 2>You hit the jingle. No, No, I'll let you. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>let you get again. Rip one. I've seen you. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>let's be honest, I've seen you play sports. And pick

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<v Speaker 2>a ball for someone who doesn't play any sports is

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<v Speaker 2>not You're not just gonna go and start beating people.

0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I play all. I play a lot of sports. So

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<v Speaker 2>for me getting on the court and playing a new

0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:16.520
<v Speaker 2>sport that's similar to other sports, I picked it up

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<v Speaker 2>very quickly. You don't play tennis, you don't play ping pong,

0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.880
<v Speaker 2>you don't play paddle tennis, you don't play racket at all. No,

0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.200
<v Speaker 2>so getting on a on a pick a ball court

0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.280
<v Speaker 2>for someone like you is probably not going to be

0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.320
<v Speaker 2>a smooth transition. It probably will not. But but I

0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.600
<v Speaker 2>feel like I can get an insult. I could volley,

0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I could do something I can. I can go get

0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:41.320
<v Speaker 2>the ball. You don't have any faith in me. I

0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.680
<v Speaker 2>don't sport. What's the last sport you played in? When?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it? Maybe softball? Back in college? Oh? Oh, and

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<v Speaker 2>as long as it's been since you're in college more

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<v Speaker 2>than more than four years. No, you played softball on

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<v Speaker 2>the on the on the on the work team, Yeah,

0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:01.080
<v Speaker 2>the work play charity softball. Yes, I did, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen you play sports. Well that was ten years

0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.760
<v Speaker 2>ago with the Brooklyn Cyclones. Yeah, no, I haven't did

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<v Speaker 2>it recently. Yeah, we did the Autism Speak Celebrity Softball game,

0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.440
<v Speaker 2>that's correct, and then we did the Brooklyn the Brooklyn

0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Cyclone Celebrity softball game also like eight ten years did

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<v Speaker 2>that was probably the last time I played, right, I

0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:20.360
<v Speaker 2>haven't like taken a shot in basketball. I haven't haven't

0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.440
<v Speaker 2>dribbled the ball. I haven't done that. I haven't done.

0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.280
<v Speaker 2>How good would scary be getting on a pickleball court

0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:29.840
<v Speaker 2>having not played any sport in ten years? Scale of

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<v Speaker 2>one to ten. Leave us a talk back, it's the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Brody against my better judgment? You have better judgment.

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<v Speaker 2>I went out with Nate from The Big Show Elsterman

0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Show on Saturday Night. Now, I say that because Nate

0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.800
<v Speaker 2>has a tendency to drink a lot and then sometimes

0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.320
<v Speaker 2>get us thrown out of places, as we did at

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<v Speaker 2>the Jane Hotel that one time when we were away.

0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.080
<v Speaker 2>He claims we were asked to leave, and he's always

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<v Speaker 2>you know, said, hey mean, I wouldn't mind it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if ever I got into a fight at a bar,

0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:08.360
<v Speaker 2>and you know me that's not me. I'm like, I'm

0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:12.320
<v Speaker 2>a lover, not a fighter. Yeah. Well, we were having

0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.960
<v Speaker 2>an amazing dinner. It was me and him and a

0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:18.480
<v Speaker 2>buddy of his that he knows from growing up, and

0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.360
<v Speaker 2>we had an awesome dinner in the village and then

0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.240
<v Speaker 2>we went over to the Highlight Room, which is this

0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:28.120
<v Speaker 2>rooftop place in the city. It was covered, of course,

0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:32.600
<v Speaker 2>and the bar was covered or your meal was covered. No,

0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:35.280
<v Speaker 2>the bar was covered. It was like, I don't want

0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:36.840
<v Speaker 2>people to think rooftop bar, what are you doing in

0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:40.520
<v Speaker 2>the middle of March. So it had a clarify. Anyway,

0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.160
<v Speaker 2>we were feeling good. We had a couple of drinks

0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:47.000
<v Speaker 2>in us. We were the music was on point. They

0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.000
<v Speaker 2>were doing your hand on his thigh, They were putting

0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:51.880
<v Speaker 2>some they were doing some throwbacks like throwback hip hop

0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:55.600
<v Speaker 2>and great dance music from the two thousands and whatever. Anyway,

0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.440
<v Speaker 2>you know like Nicki Minaj, they played Nicki Minaj. You

0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.320
<v Speaker 2>know I grew up from your childhood childhood. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>do you know when you go to a bar. And

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if people, if the slices can think

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<v Speaker 2>about it this way, but when you go into a bar,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes under the bar there were these little hooks for

0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.720
<v Speaker 2>purses jackets that you could put under the bar. It's

0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.479
<v Speaker 2>basically under the ledge of the bar where you you know,

0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:21.359
<v Speaker 2>and now there's no seats at your feet, by your knees,

0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:23.000
<v Speaker 2>right by the knees if you're sitting on a stool,

0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Now there are no stools. They take them away because

0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:29.240
<v Speaker 2>it's prime time on a Friday night, Saturday night, whatever.

0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.520
<v Speaker 2>So we put our coach down and this is, dude,

0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:37.560
<v Speaker 2>this is straight out of like no, straight out of

0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:40.240
<v Speaker 2>a curb or your enthusiasm episode, because you will relate

0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:43.280
<v Speaker 2>very shortly if you don't already. So we're standing in

0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:45.320
<v Speaker 2>front of the bar. We get a space to bar,

0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:47.840
<v Speaker 2>and then right below it there are these hooks. So

0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.000
<v Speaker 2>the three of us put our jacket on them, were

0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.720
<v Speaker 2>sharing a hook and as we you know, we order

0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.040
<v Speaker 2>and we drink. What happens brody as the place gets

0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:59.680
<v Speaker 2>a little bit more crowded, you start to drift a

0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:05.960
<v Speaker 2>little right from that area. Sure, and as a courtesy,

0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:09.240
<v Speaker 2>these three women walk up. They need a place to

0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:11.520
<v Speaker 2>they need they want to go and get a drink

0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:15.000
<v Speaker 2>at the bar. So they're like, hey, we get in here,

0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.280
<v Speaker 2>and then you know, we move aside for them. Now

0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:20.679
<v Speaker 2>we're pushed a good four feet away from our coats

0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:22.520
<v Speaker 2>because we're like, ah, you know what, this space is

0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:24.520
<v Speaker 2>empty here. You guys go stand over there and you

0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:25.280
<v Speaker 2>go or do you drink?

0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:26.199
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:29.720
<v Speaker 2>And the girl comes up to Nate and goes, whose

0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:32.280
<v Speaker 2>coats are these? Are these your coats? So then Nate

0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:35.160
<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, these are our coats and she goes

0:18:35.480 --> 0:18:40.840
<v Speaker 2>very very belligerent, says, oh, okay, well we're here now

0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:48.119
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna move those right, So then that starts that

0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:54.240
<v Speaker 2>begat the Great bar coat hook standoff. So Nate goes

0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:59.680
<v Speaker 2>right back over to the area by the coats and says, no, no, no, no,

0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:03.280
<v Speaker 2>we were here first, we put our coach down, we

0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:07.680
<v Speaker 2>ordered drinks, we let you into our space, and she goes, yeah,

0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.600
<v Speaker 2>but now you're you're standing over there, so this is

0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:12.879
<v Speaker 2>our we're standing here now we want to put our

0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:16.399
<v Speaker 2>coats down, and they was like, the fuck you are

0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:23.040
<v Speaker 2>find an empty hook. So Brody, I thought punches were

0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:26.760
<v Speaker 2>gonna be thrown. I started doing the scary uh tap

0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:28.879
<v Speaker 2>dance like I'm out of here. Yeah, get out of

0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:33.439
<v Speaker 2>that right right, because three women, angry women who were

0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:38.120
<v Speaker 2>probably from don't want to say Staten Island. That type

0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.439
<v Speaker 2>of ads. He were to no, no offense to Staten Island.

0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:45.560
<v Speaker 2>They were like going at him. So he wait, I

0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:46.920
<v Speaker 2>thought you were going to say they took the coach

0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:48.800
<v Speaker 2>off the hooks and drop him on the floor. They

0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:53.560
<v Speaker 2>were about so so, so Nate guards the coach in

0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:56.000
<v Speaker 2>the area by the bar, puts us back to the

0:19:56.080 --> 0:20:01.240
<v Speaker 2>bar and folds his arms and with the shit eating

0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:04.960
<v Speaker 2>grin on his face, it was like m M, yep right,

0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:08.320
<v Speaker 2>and she starts getting loud. You what kind of guys

0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.600
<v Speaker 2>are you? That's you. Guys are supposed to be gentlemen.

0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:13.080
<v Speaker 2>You're not a gentleman. You're you're a piece of shit.

0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:15.240
<v Speaker 2>And then the two of them start going at it,

0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:18.359
<v Speaker 2>and they were getting loud, and I really thought this

0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:20.960
<v Speaker 2>woman was gonna hit him, until funny, did you guys

0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:23.320
<v Speaker 2>give up that space so they could stand there? We

0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:24.800
<v Speaker 2>gave up the space so they can get in and

0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:28.080
<v Speaker 2>get some drinks. But fuck you, these are our hooks.

0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:31.400
<v Speaker 2>So they neither wanted the space and the hooks. Yes,

0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:33.920
<v Speaker 2>but that they didn't have got their drinks. You should

0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:36.800
<v Speaker 2>have taken your space back. They were just they felt justified.

0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:39.800
<v Speaker 2>No because now we found another open space, another area

0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:41.440
<v Speaker 2>there were no hooks. There were no hooks in that,

0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:44.920
<v Speaker 2>and all the hooks were already taken. So she expected

0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:49.159
<v Speaker 2>that because because we moved five feet away from our coats,

0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:51.800
<v Speaker 2>that just because our coats were over there, and now

0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.400
<v Speaker 2>they're standing over the area where our coats are, where

0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:57.040
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna plant their asses, that that all of a

0:20:57.119 --> 0:21:00.280
<v Speaker 2>sudden they get to use the coat hooks and then

0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:03.879
<v Speaker 2>we have to take our coats off and hold our coats. No,

0:21:04.080 --> 0:21:07.960
<v Speaker 2>you gave them the spot to stand right, there's no

0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:13.800
<v Speaker 2>commit Are there stools? No, this is not even a question. No,

0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:16.359
<v Speaker 2>they don't get the hooks too. They don't get the hooks.

0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck did they think they? How did it end?

0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:20.239
<v Speaker 2>How did it end?

0:21:20.480 --> 0:21:20.640
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:23.399
<v Speaker 2>It got with the girl getting into Nate's face and

0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Nate's boy Jason jumping in between them to kind of

0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:31.159
<v Speaker 2>like separate them. This girl was gonna smack him or

0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:34.120
<v Speaker 2>hit him or throw a hook and I'm like, I don't,

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:36.119
<v Speaker 2>we don't need this. First of all, it was my

0:21:36.240 --> 0:21:39.080
<v Speaker 2>contact that got us in the bar. Okay, of course

0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:40.840
<v Speaker 2>he had a contact. Of course, if we hadn't had

0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:42.560
<v Speaker 2>your contact, make sure you went. He went over to

0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:44.960
<v Speaker 2>them and said, these guys are with me. There's nine

0:21:45.119 --> 0:21:47.240
<v Speaker 2>flights down. We came up and elevated. We were on

0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:49.399
<v Speaker 2>a roof. But either way, I'm like, I don't need

0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:51.320
<v Speaker 2>this looking badly on me. I don't need bouncers to

0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:54.240
<v Speaker 2>escort us out. And then my boy sees it the

0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:57.400
<v Speaker 2>guy we're being deposited into the street, and then mys

0:21:57.440 --> 0:21:59.760
<v Speaker 2>like two girls had two guys somewhere at that rooftop

0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:02.080
<v Speaker 2>ball who showed up like two minutes later. Nate would

0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:06.240
<v Speaker 2>have had his bar fight that he wanted. Hey, were

0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:08.679
<v Speaker 2>these two girls in the bar by any chance carrying

0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:12.480
<v Speaker 2>an upside down Captain America popcorn bucket? No, they were not.

0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:15.639
<v Speaker 2>Why why do you ask? Okay, because the people that

0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:18.040
<v Speaker 2>one was pregnant from the movie Theater from the movie

0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Theater spot, I see that was that was That's what

0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:22.600
<v Speaker 2>it sounds like. That's a callback, right, So yeah, so

0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:25.639
<v Speaker 2>fuck that. I'm sorry, I'm getting all crazy, but no,

0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:28.840
<v Speaker 2>you should listen. I have I have two bar coach

0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:32.879
<v Speaker 2>stories for you. Coincidentally, no way, so yes, I do so.

0:22:33.320 --> 0:22:33.439
<v Speaker 5>Uh.

0:22:34.359 --> 0:22:36.240
<v Speaker 2>End of the story is, uh, we didn't give up

0:22:36.280 --> 0:22:39.879
<v Speaker 2>the coach. They stood, We stood out ground and they

0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:43.280
<v Speaker 2>backed off. All right, good, very good. So, uh, two

0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:46.160
<v Speaker 2>fridays in a row, I went out with my friend

0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:50.040
<v Speaker 2>to go watch UH sports on on on TV at

0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:53.240
<v Speaker 2>the at the restaurant bar that we like. So we

0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:56.359
<v Speaker 2>went on Friday night, uh two weeks ago maybe I

0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:59.800
<v Speaker 2>think the Knicks were playing something like that, and my waiters,

0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:03.520
<v Speaker 2>my bartender was George, and I ordered what I always order,

0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:05.639
<v Speaker 2>but I don't normally sit at the bar. It was

0:23:05.680 --> 0:23:07.280
<v Speaker 2>really crowded, so we were like, let's sit a tomorrow

0:23:07.280 --> 0:23:09.880
<v Speaker 2>watch the game. So I ordered what I normally order,

0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:17.200
<v Speaker 2>and I ordered without horseradish, sauce, without pickles, with extra

0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:21.119
<v Speaker 2>with Russian dressing on the right the way I like it. Right,

0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:23.040
<v Speaker 2>the sandwich, I like the way I like it. Give

0:23:23.080 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 2>me a cheese with nothing, nothing, nothing anyway. I want

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:29.960
<v Speaker 2>to talk more about this experience, but I want to

0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:33.399
<v Speaker 2>stick to the coat story. So we're sitting there watching

0:23:33.440 --> 0:23:35.440
<v Speaker 2>the game, and you know, my order comes out perfectly,

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:38.879
<v Speaker 2>perfectly with the five modifications I wanted. Is exactly what.

0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Everything's great, no problem with the George is fantastic. He's

0:23:41.920 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 2>getting me drinks, you know, so it is whatever whatever, okay.

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:50.600
<v Speaker 2>So at this point, it's still cold in the area,

0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:53.440
<v Speaker 2>so everyone has their coats. Now they have high backed

0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:55.800
<v Speaker 2>stools at this restaurant, so my coat is on the

0:23:55.880 --> 0:24:00.480
<v Speaker 2>back of my stool. Okay, okay. George comes over and

0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 2>he goes, hey, guys, I got a guy on the

0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:04.440
<v Speaker 2>phone says his coat was stolen when he was here.

0:24:05.240 --> 0:24:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Anybody see a coat get stolen. So everyone at the

0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:10.960
<v Speaker 2>bar is looking around, and it's like, I didn't see

0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:12.440
<v Speaker 2>aybody steal a coat. How would I know they stole

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:14.000
<v Speaker 2>a coat. If I see somebody grabbing a coat, I

0:24:14.040 --> 0:24:16.000
<v Speaker 2>assume it's their coat. By the way, if you're listening

0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:18.000
<v Speaker 2>in South Florida, you relate to none of this. You

0:24:18.040 --> 0:24:23.159
<v Speaker 2>don't have to. When it's seventy degrees. They put a

0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:27.080
<v Speaker 2>coat on. So everyone's looking around like it's like, I

0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.400
<v Speaker 2>didn't see anybody steal a coat. So the guy goes, well,

0:24:29.800 --> 0:24:31.880
<v Speaker 2>look around, look on the floor, see if there's a coat.

0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:34.440
<v Speaker 2>It's a black coat with a with a whatever he

0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:38.120
<v Speaker 2>describes the coat. So I look down and I see

0:24:38.160 --> 0:24:41.119
<v Speaker 2>a coat on the floor between my chair and the

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:44.560
<v Speaker 2>one next to me that you know, resembles the coat

0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:46.760
<v Speaker 2>he's describing. I go, I don't know is this the coat?

0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:50.080
<v Speaker 2>He goes, Yeah, he goes idiots says his coat was stolen.

0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:55.399
<v Speaker 2>So here's my question. If you're at a bar and

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 2>it's cold outside and you leave the bar without your coat,

0:25:00.640 --> 0:25:03.400
<v Speaker 2>and then you call the bar and say my coat

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 2>was stolen, how did you not notice you didn't have

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:08.960
<v Speaker 2>your coat when you went outside in the cold and

0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:10.600
<v Speaker 2>you had to wait till you got home to call

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:12.719
<v Speaker 2>when you have a phone in your car, and then

0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:15.120
<v Speaker 2>you call and say my coat was stolen, as opposed

0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:18.119
<v Speaker 2>to saying, oh, I think I left my coat there. Now,

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:21.280
<v Speaker 2>it's one thing if you're at the bar was completely

0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:23.560
<v Speaker 2>hammered and didn't know what the fuck was and how

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:25.800
<v Speaker 2>did they get I don't know how drunk, but anyway, Yeah,

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.240
<v Speaker 2>My point is, if you're at the bar and you

0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 2>go up to the bartender and you can't find your coat,

0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:31.920
<v Speaker 2>you can go I think my coat was stolen. But

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:34.520
<v Speaker 2>if you leave the bar without your coat in the

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:36.960
<v Speaker 2>cold weather and it was like forty degrees that night,

0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:39.199
<v Speaker 2>how are you gonna go home and be like, oh,

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I think my coat was stolen. No, you're a fucking idiot,

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:46.360
<v Speaker 2>or you're an alcoholic, you drunk off your ass. Yeah,

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.240
<v Speaker 2>his coat was stolen. It was on the floor, the

0:25:50.520 --> 0:25:55.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking idiot. Hi. So the next Friday night, another coat. Sorry, yes,

0:25:56.119 --> 0:25:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I love it. We go back to the same place.

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:00.720
<v Speaker 2>We're like, you know, we had a eight time. George

0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:02.800
<v Speaker 2>was great, they got my order, right, Let's go back

0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:05.440
<v Speaker 2>there watch the game again on Friday night. So we

0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 2>need two spots at the bar, and there's an empty

0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:11.760
<v Speaker 2>seat and then to the right of the empty seat

0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:15.280
<v Speaker 2>is a coat. Is a chair full of coats, and

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:17.400
<v Speaker 2>a couple of girls next to them to the right

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 2>of that right, and it's like fur coats. They're clearly women's,

0:26:20.640 --> 0:26:25.280
<v Speaker 2>like fluffy, furry looking coats. So my buddy's like, well,

0:26:25.400 --> 0:26:27.800
<v Speaker 2>let's just get just sit here. So I said, excuse me,

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 2>can we get the seat because now I'm using it.

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:36.160
<v Speaker 2>So I said, you're using it for your coats. Yeah,

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 2>I said, yeah, but you can put the coats in

0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:42.000
<v Speaker 2>the back of your seat. Now they keep falling off. Okay,

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:44.960
<v Speaker 2>but the seat's not for you. The seat's not for

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:48.119
<v Speaker 2>your for your coats. Well, we got here early. You

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:52.679
<v Speaker 2>should have gotten here earlier. So now wait a second.

0:26:53.440 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 2>This is now seats are not for coats. For seats

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 2>are for right down. Here's where it pays off that

0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:04.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm now a regular because I've been there two fridays

0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 2>in a row. I see my waiter George, who, by

0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:09.360
<v Speaker 2>the way, who got my order right the last time,

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 2>and I gave him a very nice tip. I said, hey,

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.480
<v Speaker 2>excuse me, George, can you settle a bet? Hold on,

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:18.200
<v Speaker 2>what's what? Write this down? What's the day, what's the

0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 2>day time of it? I always give a nice tip.

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:24.960
<v Speaker 2>So he says, hey, how's it going. I said, good,

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:27.480
<v Speaker 2>good to go. I settle a bet for me if

0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:29.440
<v Speaker 2>you get here first. Can you use the chair for

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 2>your coats? He says absolutely not. I said, great, please

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:38.639
<v Speaker 2>move your coats. Ah, She's like, this is mumbling on

0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 2>the curson under her breath. She moved the coats, so

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:42.560
<v Speaker 2>we sit down. Does this place have a coat check?

0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, even more of a reason that you were right,

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:51.199
<v Speaker 2>But okay, no. I did I mention the co check

0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 2>with the guy who said his coat was stolen.

0:27:52.720 --> 0:27:52.760
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.200
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not a coach check place. It's a put

0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 2>your chair in the back of your stool and it

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:01.600
<v Speaker 2>does himself back anyway when I sit down to order.

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 2>So that's the coach story was this bitch thing. She

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:05.720
<v Speaker 2>can keep the coach, the coach on her chair or

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 2>extra chair. So I sit down and George says to me,

0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 2>so you're having the same thing. I said, you remember,

0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 2>He goes, Yeah, last week you ordered a you had

0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 2>to seize the salad to start. You had a French

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 2>dip sandwich, no horse riders dressing, Russian dressing on the side,

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 2>no pickles on the plates, and instead of French fries,

0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:28.440
<v Speaker 2>you wanted to potatoes skin no skyon. Wow. I'm like, dude,

0:28:28.440 --> 0:28:30.600
<v Speaker 2>it's only I was only hit last week. That's crazy.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:32.920
<v Speaker 2>He must have a photograph, but he says, it was

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 2>a unique order. You were very nice. We had a

0:28:34.680 --> 0:28:37.280
<v Speaker 2>nice conversation. I remembered it. He said, anytime you come in,

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I got you. Bro Oh my god, you might have

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 2>You might have met the perfect waiter in David Brodie world.

0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm in heaven. Is this like, are we in the

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Sims right now? Is this even real life? Yeah? That's crazy.

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:51.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going I'm not going back this week, but

0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:53.040
<v Speaker 2>next time I go. He's like, he's got my orders

0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:56.600
<v Speaker 2>ready to go. Agreed? Is that, ladies, Jam Bartley has

0:28:56.640 --> 0:29:01.120
<v Speaker 2>met his match. Finally, somebody who got it. I doesn't

0:29:01.160 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 2>have to ask, probably didn't write it down and remembered it,

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:07.240
<v Speaker 2>and we'll remember it forever more. I guess you're going

0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 2>every weekend to this place. Well I told him, I said,

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 2>you're not going to see me this weekend. But uh,

0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 2>very excited. But yeah, Coats, Coats of the bane of

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:22.920
<v Speaker 2>our existence is what I'm saying. All right now, Scary,

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 2>you told me you want to have another guest on

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:28.200
<v Speaker 2>the show. Yeah, I do you? Are you okay with that?

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Or do you want you want to say yes, no, no, listen,

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 2>if you've got something right now, let's do that and

0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:35.320
<v Speaker 2>then and then we could always could always go go

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:37.959
<v Speaker 2>to that person. I want to have Gandhi from from

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.560
<v Speaker 2>the Big Show on because oh, okay, I want to

0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I want to That's funny, you say Gandhi because I

0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:45.400
<v Speaker 2>have a funny story. I would like Gandhi on the

0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:47.240
<v Speaker 2>air for I'd like Gandi on. Can you get her

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 2>on the phone. We could do it right now, or

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 2>we could save it for the next break. Whatever you

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:52.000
<v Speaker 2>want to do, you want you want to do something else?

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 2>This is our third break, right, yeah? But yeah, we

0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:57.440
<v Speaker 2>could do three or four, three or four? Do you know?

0:29:57.560 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Let me if you know what let's do. Let me

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:02.040
<v Speaker 2>let me. I'll save I'll save the story that I

0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:04.360
<v Speaker 2>want her for. Okay, until she's on the phone. Let

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:05.880
<v Speaker 2>me read a couple of things off my phone that

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:09.400
<v Speaker 2>I've been saving. Here on a second, Okay, yep, this

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 2>person posted. Not a friend of mine, but I was

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 2>one of the groups I'm in. I can't believe my kid.

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I just said O contrare mo frey, and my twenty

0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 2>three year old had no clue what I meant. So

0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:28.840
<v Speaker 2>everybody wrote, that's because it's all contre montfrere. No wonder

0:30:28.920 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 2>she didn't know what you were talking about. Well, even

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 2>at even the three year old will not understand that either.

0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:38.360
<v Speaker 2>But twenty three year old, twenty three year old, okay, gotcha.

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Twenty three year old wrote, he wrote O h C

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:46.480
<v Speaker 2>O N t r A r E M O f

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:51.240
<v Speaker 2>r A I r oh contrere mo frere. And you

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 2>know he didn't say it with a French accent. Now

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 2>you know it's weird about that. I know that phrase

0:30:56.960 --> 0:31:00.120
<v Speaker 2>really well, oh contre monfrere, but I don't know what

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 2>that even means? What does it mean? On the contrary

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 2>my friend, Oh core Montfrere right, okay, okay, wonder how

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:13.040
<v Speaker 2>that became popular. I don't know. Probably from a movie. Anyway.

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I was on a page of a guy talking about

0:31:16.920 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Italian food. They were like, oh, everyone has an uncle

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 2>like this, and his uncle was Italian. So this guy writes,

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:28.000
<v Speaker 2>speak English, you're in America, and he writes it you yo,

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 2>you are, You're in America. So I wrote back. So

0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 2>I wrote back, you too, buddy, It's you Aposta ra

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 2>So I love to speak America. People speak English. People.

0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 2>What did they write back? I'd love to know. No,

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 2>they didn't write anything back. Shout out to Aaron Kaplan.

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:45.800
<v Speaker 2>We were asking he's Cappy Cap on Instagram. We were

0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:50.320
<v Speaker 2>asking people where they listened to our podcast, and he

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 2>said he showed us a picture. Because I'm assuming he's

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 2>in the Navy or has connections. He was in the

0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 2>crow's nest of an aircraft carrier in the middle of

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 2>the North Pacific. Oh my god. He sent a picture

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 2>of him holding all the planes out on the deck.

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I'll have to zoom in. You see that.

0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, okay, right, the flight deck. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah,

0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 2>this person in my chicken palm group that I'm part

0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 2>of on Facebook. Were you part of a chicken parm group? Yeah, yeah,

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:24.280
<v Speaker 2>it's a chicken it's for Jersey chicken palm people if

0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:26.880
<v Speaker 2>you want to. People post pictures where they had their

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 2>favorite chicken palm to get for everything. Really, this is

0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:36.920
<v Speaker 2>excellent chicken palm at low And they wrote local period

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Little Silver, New Jersey. So everybody wrote, well, where's the

0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 2>location in in in in in in Little Silver, New Jersey?

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 2>And uh They're like, yeah, little Silver, what restaurant? And

0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:51.760
<v Speaker 2>someone wrote local and they were, yeah, what's the locale?

0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 2>What restaurant? The name of the restaurant is local, So

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 2>it fucked everybody up. Yeah, what's the local? Well I

0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:00.440
<v Speaker 2>thought you would say the local is in local calorie,

0:33:00.640 --> 0:33:03.600
<v Speaker 2>but okay, no, no, okay, it's a high colnary. I

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:06.640
<v Speaker 2>sold I sold something on Facebook to a guy. Okay, no,

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 2>you don't say I did. Yep, but it it was Facebook.

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:14.440
<v Speaker 2>You were, yeah, it was a piece of furniture. I

0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 2>sold something that was that we didn't use anymore and

0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't need it, and I was like, oh, I'm

0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:22.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna sell it. So the way my the way my

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:26.400
<v Speaker 2>townhouse is located. It's easier for me, and where the

0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 2>piece was located the it was closer to the door

0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 2>that's in the back side of the townhouse, which is

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:36.160
<v Speaker 2>actually the front door. If you pull up on the street,

0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 2>you're where the garage is. It's the back door. So

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I said, when you get there, and I give him

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 2>the address. I said, come, I give him the address

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 2>of where I want him to go. Come to this street. Okay,

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 2>we'll call it side Street because I'm on the corner

0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 2>of the community and park across from number let's say

0:33:55.400 --> 0:34:00.440
<v Speaker 2>number one, Okay, on the left side of the street. Okay, yep.

0:34:00.600 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 2>So again I said, when you get here, go to

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>side Street and park on the left side of the

0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 2>street across from number one. Okay, okay, all right. So

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:13.600
<v Speaker 2>I see him out the window. He pulls up and

0:34:13.719 --> 0:34:17.319
<v Speaker 2>he says, I'm here. So I messaged him and I said,

0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 2>you know on a Facebook messenger you're on the right

0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:22.200
<v Speaker 2>side of the street. I need you to be on

0:34:22.239 --> 0:34:24.919
<v Speaker 2>the left side of the street. He rights back, Okay,

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:28.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll be right there. Please pull your car over to

0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 2>the left side of the street. Yep, I got it.

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.239
<v Speaker 2>And he gets out of his car. So I yet

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:39.240
<v Speaker 2>out the window. Hey man, I asked you three times

0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:41.000
<v Speaker 2>to pull over to the left side of the street.

0:34:42.160 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Do you not know which is the left side? I mean,

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:49.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm on this side. You really want to the correct side?

0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Is the left side? I said? You really? Right? Do

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:55.680
<v Speaker 2>you really want to carry it across the street?

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:56.800
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:34:56.960 --> 0:34:58.799
<v Speaker 2>How many fucking times do you need to tell someone

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:00.759
<v Speaker 2>to pull over to the left side of the If

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:02.640
<v Speaker 2>you don't know what side is the left side, don't

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:05.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking drive a car. Well, maybe he thought you meant

0:35:06.040 --> 0:35:08.600
<v Speaker 2>right as incorrect. Oh, yeah, that's the right side of

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 2>the street. Scary, I said left, over and over again.

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I said, pull over to the left side of the street. Yeah,

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 2>but you you yelled at him, that's the right side

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 2>of the street. No I didn't. I said, that's not

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.959
<v Speaker 2>the left side of the street, that's the right side.

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 2>You need to go to the other side of the street.

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Whatever words I said, the right Yeah, but he might

0:35:24.640 --> 0:35:27.239
<v Speaker 2>have been hearing it as as right as straight, right

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 2>is correct, defending oh, I must be on the right

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.399
<v Speaker 2>side of the street because you said that street. Yeah.

0:35:32.960 --> 0:35:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I said, please pull over to the left side of

0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 2>the street, over and over again, and he walked across

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:40.440
<v Speaker 2>the street. He knew what fucking side I lived on,

0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I said, across from Okay, next thing, Why did it

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:48.359
<v Speaker 2>even matter if he was on the left of the right.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Did it matter because I didn't want to carry the

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:52.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking heavy piece of furniture across the street when I

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:55.879
<v Speaker 2>didn't have to, dumb ass, how heavy was this piece

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:57.680
<v Speaker 2>of furniture? And what furniture was heavy?

0:35:58.120 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 1>What was it? Was it?

0:35:59.160 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Because I mean, I mean, be a layers a six

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:04.440
<v Speaker 2>foot tall wooden c details. Okay, well, now you're painting

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:06.440
<v Speaker 2>the picture better. I could have been a lamp, for

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:10.879
<v Speaker 2>all I know, A heavy piece of furniture, you dumb fuck.

0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:15.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But maybe you had a dollie or

0:36:15.440 --> 0:36:18.520
<v Speaker 2>some kind of a hand truck. I said, Carrie three times.

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit with you today. I'm just saying you don't

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:26.680
<v Speaker 2>use eBay. But when you're on eBay, I don't. You

0:36:26.800 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 2>can post things for sale and give the option of

0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:31.799
<v Speaker 2>buy it now, which is usually at a higher price

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 2>if someone doesn't want afraid to lose it. You're like,

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 2>i'll buy it now, or there's a new option. It's

0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 2>been around for a couple of years where you could

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 2>say I'll sell it to the best offer, meaning if

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:45.120
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people make offers whoever I want to

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:47.680
<v Speaker 2>sell it to. Right, Okay, so I'm selling I was

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:52.400
<v Speaker 2>selling something for twelve dollars best offer, now if I can,

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.040
<v Speaker 2>if you're selling something, if I'm selling something to twelve dollars, scary,

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:58.200
<v Speaker 2>make me an offer twelve dollars. Uh, you know what,

0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:01.799
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you six? Okay, someone else might give me eight.

0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:05.840
<v Speaker 2>All right, it's listed for twelve. If you wanted it

0:37:05.920 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 2>for twelve, you can just bid twelve. Correct. Correct, this

0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 2>person bid twenty offered me twenty four dollars for it. Okay,

0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 2>that's foolish. Yes, the best offer doesn't mean the thing's

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 2>been sitting there for six months. Oh right, Because if

0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 2>you say best offer, best offer in my mind means

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 2>twelve dollars is the max. No, twelve dollars is the

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 2>minimum bid. If you want to make a bid in

0:37:33.440 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 2>the option, you bid twelve. Okay. But when somebody says,

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll accept the best But if the best offer is

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:42.880
<v Speaker 2>six dollars and nobody bids twelve, then I can decline

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:45.399
<v Speaker 2>it and not sell it. Okay, But best offer could

0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:48.120
<v Speaker 2>be much lower than what you're expecting, right, which is

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 2>why you decline it and say that's not right. This

0:37:50.120 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 2>person decided to go in the other direction and said,

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 2>fuck it, well, I'm just gonna beat everybody the month

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 2>for twelve. They could have had the thing for twelve dollars,

0:37:57.000 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 2>so I sold it for twenty four because they don't

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 2>know how shit works. That's funny, all right, Well, haunt

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:05.640
<v Speaker 2>with the best offer thing? Is that like a new

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 2>thing or is that your classic? That's your classic? Slices?

0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 2>What did you did? You slices? Not hear me say

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:17.320
<v Speaker 2>it's a new thing for a few years now. I

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 2>said that to serious, So you should listen to this.

0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:21.600
<v Speaker 2>So let me ask you this. Okay, So I know

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 2>the buy it now thing, and I haven't been on

0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:25.879
<v Speaker 2>eBay in a long time. I just told you there's

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:28.200
<v Speaker 2>the classic auction, and then there's the eBay that buy

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 2>it now, and and this piece, this whatever you call it,

0:38:32.920 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 2>this best offer, make offer, make off? No, but is

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:38.200
<v Speaker 2>there a time limit on that?

0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:39.279
<v Speaker 4>Do you have to know?

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay? So you that's like an open thing at for

0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 2>as long as this item is up, give me your price, right,

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:49.080
<v Speaker 2>make me an offer. Okay, But why would you offer

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:51.799
<v Speaker 2>me double what I was asking you wouldn't, I mean,

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 2>if you would want it, right, if you really want it,

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:57.960
<v Speaker 2>you can see nobody's made a bit on it yet, right,

0:38:58.239 --> 0:39:02.120
<v Speaker 2>So off of fifteen, if somebody comes back with a

0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 2>better offer, then i'll then then you can up your

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:07.560
<v Speaker 2>offer a few in opposite direction. But this person really

0:39:07.640 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 2>wanted the thing, so all right, best that my offer

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 2>is better than no offer. I'm just saying. Someone I

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.919
<v Speaker 2>know posted this. There was a story out a couple

0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:18.760
<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago about an asteroid, a huge asteroid, striking

0:39:18.840 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 2>the Earth, possibly in twenty thirty two. Yep, like a

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 2>devastatingly big earthquake. I heard that story eliminating. Okay, So

0:39:27.120 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 2>this person that I know, an acquaintance from school years ago, writes,

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:36.959
<v Speaker 2>this story indicates there's a three point one percent chance

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:38.759
<v Speaker 2>that it will strike the Earth in twenty thirty two.

0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:45.440
<v Speaker 2>So far, so good. Yeah, he writes, I'm no mathematician,

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 2>but it seems to me it either hits the Earth

0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:50.920
<v Speaker 2>or it doesn't. Wouldn't that make it fifty to fifty?

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:58.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Yeah, people don't understand statistics, and okay, yeah, odds, yes,

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 2>they don't understand how options. The only two options are

0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:04.920
<v Speaker 2>that it hits and it doesn't hit. I get that,

0:40:06.000 --> 0:40:08.200
<v Speaker 2>but the odds are of it hitting are three point

0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:11.759
<v Speaker 2>two percent one percent. Rather, because it can go in

0:40:11.840 --> 0:40:16.000
<v Speaker 2>a million different angles, one of the three point one

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:19.719
<v Speaker 2>out of one hundred angles hit the earth. Person doesn't understand. Yeah,

0:40:19.880 --> 0:40:22.720
<v Speaker 2>the other ninety six point nine percent of the possible

0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:26.319
<v Speaker 2>angles of the trajectory of this rock awful, don't hit

0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:33.880
<v Speaker 2>the earth? What the fuck is wrong with people? Everything? Brody? Everything? Okay,

0:40:36.000 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 2>let me see what else I got.

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:38.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I got a job offer from a phone number, a

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:43.680
<v Speaker 2>text message that said call me. I saw your resume.

0:40:44.120 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 2>One off you a position with our company. Okay. When

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I google the phone number, it's a it's a an

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 2>out of state. I'm not gonna say what state, but

0:40:59.600 --> 0:41:02.799
<v Speaker 2>not New Jersey, not even close to New Jersey. Uh

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:08.759
<v Speaker 2>pressure washer company that pressure washes your deck. So the

0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:11.280
<v Speaker 2>phone number is is not real, is what I'm saying. Okay,

0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 2>it's not real. Okay, Oh, I'm sorry, you know what

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:16.279
<v Speaker 2>it was. Let me see if I have the phone.

0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 2>I may, I may have the phone. Here wasn't a

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:19.960
<v Speaker 2>text message, it was a voicemail. Will you tell me

0:41:20.040 --> 0:41:21.880
<v Speaker 2>if this is legit. Let me pull up the voicemail

0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:27.440
<v Speaker 2>from Jean Claude. See if I have here it is? Yeah, yeah,

0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:29.279
<v Speaker 2>you hear it is. I don't know if I have

0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:33.520
<v Speaker 2>the whole thing here, but here we go. Hold on,

0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 2>here you go, hold on see if you can hear that.

0:41:37.280 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Hold on here we go? Ready, yeah, been ready.

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Hey David, this is John claud from Travel Skill. I

0:41:42.280 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 3>was recently speaking to Denominatant. She told me to reach

0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:47.680
<v Speaker 3>out to you, David. We are partnered up with the NBA.

0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 3>I'd love to have further conversation about how we can

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:52.799
<v Speaker 3>help benefit you guys. Again, please reastract me at two

0:41:52.800 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 3>two six.

0:41:56.200 --> 0:42:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So this is Jean Claude from travel Scan. Well,

0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:05.400
<v Speaker 2>you know Scary travel Scale, the famous travels oh so famous.

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:09.080
<v Speaker 2>He was recently who speaks like this? I was recently

0:42:09.120 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 2>speaking to Dina Ahmed. Oh you were? You were talking

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:14.919
<v Speaker 2>to Dina Ahmed? Of course, that's good, who I also

0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 2>don't know and don't believe is a real person. And

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:22.279
<v Speaker 2>she told me to reach out to Dina told Jean Claude, hey, uncle,

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 2>you know you should do today. You should reach out

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 2>to David. Somehow he has my phone number and knows

0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 2>my name. We are parted with the NBA. It's part

0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:33.960
<v Speaker 2>of the NBA. Dude, right there, it's a win win

0:42:34.040 --> 0:42:36.640
<v Speaker 2>for now. Look at you. I'd love to help you

0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:43.480
<v Speaker 2>offer your credit card number? What's he sailed on to?

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:45.600
<v Speaker 3>Love to have further conversation for how we can help

0:42:45.680 --> 0:42:46.359
<v Speaker 3>benefit you guys.

0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Again. Oh, he wants to talk to benefit you guys.

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:52.400
<v Speaker 2>That means and and again means that it was done before.

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 2>You guys have worked with them before. Apparently, yeah, you guys,

0:42:56.760 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 2>you guys, he's calling me, but it's you guys who

0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:01.480
<v Speaker 2>wants to help. I don't remember anybody my family being

0:43:01.520 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 2>helped out by the NBA. But thank you Dina Ahmed. Okay,

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Dina for for that valuable pass off to Jean Claude.

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:11.320
<v Speaker 2>But my point is the phone number is a pressure

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:15.360
<v Speaker 2>washing company in area code two two six, Not the NBA. No,

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:19.880
<v Speaker 2>not not even close. Wow, my god, And there are

0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:22.360
<v Speaker 2>people that will fall for that. That's the same thing

0:43:22.520 --> 0:43:24.480
<v Speaker 2>I could let me call. Let me call him back,

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:27.880
<v Speaker 2>because you know, Dina recommended him to call me. I

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 2>should probably call him back. Because he's partnering with the NBA.

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:33.359
<v Speaker 2>We should pass they've helped me out before we should pee. Guys,

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:36.600
<v Speaker 2>wash out your mouth with soap, Brody. It's the official

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:39.960
<v Speaker 2>power washer of the NBA. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:41.399
<v Speaker 4>We will be right back.

0:43:42.640 --> 0:43:44.200
<v Speaker 2>I think it's time we get Gandhi from the Big

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:46.719
<v Speaker 2>Show on because I got a bone to pick with

0:43:46.760 --> 0:43:48.440
<v Speaker 2>her and I need to prove myself right and make

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:52.960
<v Speaker 2>myself look better. Thanks. All right, So I'm going to

0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:55.160
<v Speaker 2>talk to you about before we get in with her.

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I need to tell her the story, uh that she

0:43:58.160 --> 0:44:01.680
<v Speaker 2>might be able to relate to. Okay, sounds good. Let's

0:44:01.680 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 2>see this all goes according to plan. Hey, what do

0:44:05.000 --> 0:44:08.120
<v Speaker 2>you know the phone works? Man? I hope she answers.

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:11.600
<v Speaker 2>I told her we'd be calling her potentially. Well, I

0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 2>got this conversation I was going to tell on the podcast.

0:44:13.719 --> 0:44:15.759
<v Speaker 2>I need her to it's helpful. She's on the phone. Yeah,

0:44:15.760 --> 0:44:16.319
<v Speaker 2>it would be great.

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:20.160
<v Speaker 4>She Oh Hi, Hi God your answer?

0:44:20.719 --> 0:44:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Hi? Hey, what's up? It's a scary brody and brody

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:28.399
<v Speaker 2>and scary? Yeah either way? And you have and you're

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 2>with Brant. Haven't spoken a Gandhi since yesterday?

0:44:32.840 --> 0:44:33.080
<v Speaker 4>I know?

0:44:34.160 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 2>And Brandon's with.

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:38.839
<v Speaker 4>You too, right, he is actually right here right now?

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 2>What do you want you well, jes Hey, what's up, Brandon?

0:44:44.200 --> 0:44:47.960
<v Speaker 2>How are you pretty? Pay Brandon? Hey, listen, before we

0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 2>get into why Scary wanted to speak to you guys,

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:51.640
<v Speaker 2>because I don't know why he wanted to speak to

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:53.560
<v Speaker 2>you guys. I wanted to I was. I had a

0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:56.239
<v Speaker 2>story for the podcast, and when he said he might

0:44:56.280 --> 0:44:58.399
<v Speaker 2>be calling you, I said, oh my god, you'd get

0:44:58.440 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 2>a particular kick out of this story. So I'm going

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:03.800
<v Speaker 2>to apologize in advance for the accent I'm going to do.

0:45:04.480 --> 0:45:06.200
<v Speaker 2>But I want your opinion on this, and tell me

0:45:06.480 --> 0:45:08.439
<v Speaker 2>how often you've had to deal with this in your life.

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:11.719
<v Speaker 2>So I'm at my friend's house. Met my friend's house

0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 2>and he says, hey, man, I got to make a

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:17.719
<v Speaker 2>quick business call. I got a new client, and you know,

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.040
<v Speaker 2>just you know, just hang for a minute, and you know.

0:45:21.120 --> 0:45:22.200
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, oh, I'll go sit on the

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 2>couch in the living room. And he's in the kitchen

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:25.880
<v Speaker 2>but it's an open floor plan so I can hear him.

0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 2>And for some reason, he's making himself a sandwich. He's

0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:31.440
<v Speaker 2>having lun he's making lunch. He's you know, I already ate,

0:45:31.520 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 2>so he's making himself a sandwich. So he puts the

0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:36.360
<v Speaker 2>phone on speakerphone, so he gets the woman on the

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:40.400
<v Speaker 2>phone and he says, hello, you know, hey, it's it's me.

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not going to say his name. And

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:44.799
<v Speaker 2>she says, oh, hello, glad you caught me a great

0:45:44.840 --> 0:45:47.640
<v Speaker 2>timing that you caught me just now. He says, oh, why,

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:50.400
<v Speaker 2>he says, because I'm exhausted. I just got off a

0:45:50.520 --> 0:45:53.160
<v Speaker 2>very long flight from home and I'm in New York now,

0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:56.239
<v Speaker 2>I just landed. So he says, oh, where are you

0:45:56.320 --> 0:45:59.720
<v Speaker 2>coming from India and she says, no, I live in Texas.

0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:07.439
<v Speaker 2>So my point was my point was he assumed, because

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:09.800
<v Speaker 2>of her accent that she must be I know, you're like,

0:46:09.840 --> 0:46:12.600
<v Speaker 2>that's not Indian accent, Brody, I know, but I was.

0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:16.080
<v Speaker 4>Actually was okay, yes.

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:18.239
<v Speaker 2>That's that's why I'm clarifying. Anyone else listening is like, oh,

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:19.920
<v Speaker 2>that's a dead on Indian accent. But I know what

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 2>you would, Sata, So I apologize, so, you know, I

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:26.160
<v Speaker 2>could have done a little thicker of it. But anyway,

0:46:26.239 --> 0:46:28.319
<v Speaker 2>my point is he heard the accent. She's like, oh,

0:46:28.360 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 2>I just flew I just flew in from home. I

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:33.799
<v Speaker 2>landed in New York. And he assumed because of her accent, right,

0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:36.200
<v Speaker 2>coming from another country overseas, like I would assume I

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:39.840
<v Speaker 2>would assume the same thing, right, But of all places,

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:44.920
<v Speaker 2>she's from Texas. Yeah, she's like Texas. Which is you know,

0:46:45.280 --> 0:46:48.560
<v Speaker 2>your your family is from India and your father has

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 2>an accent. People must think he's you know, how long

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 2>you're visiting here for as opposed to the fact he

0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:54.520
<v Speaker 2>lives here.

0:46:56.400 --> 0:46:58.719
<v Speaker 4>I actually to be honest, Well, first of all, you

0:46:58.800 --> 0:47:01.320
<v Speaker 4>might get a kick out of this, My Indian parents

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:04.360
<v Speaker 4>lived in Texas for a while. There's a massive Indian

0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:10.880
<v Speaker 4>population in Texas. Yes, in Dallas. There's a little like

0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 4>a suburb of Dallas called Capel. All the Indian people

0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:16.399
<v Speaker 4>live in Capel, Texas. Parents lived there for a while.

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Did you see Coppel?

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:23.680
<v Speaker 4>I'll let you have that, yes, Hotel.

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So how do people in India look at a

0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:30.000
<v Speaker 2>map and say I want to go to America. You know,

0:47:30.120 --> 0:47:32.800
<v Speaker 2>let's go to Texas. Because when I think of Indian people,

0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:35.279
<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, Texas, That's where I'm going. How does

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:35.720
<v Speaker 2>that happen?

0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 4>So typically it happens because of community. So they will

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 4>have a family member who is in a certain place.

0:47:44.840 --> 0:47:46.840
<v Speaker 4>That family member might start up business. There are a

0:47:46.880 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 4>lot of hotels. My dad, my parents initially moved to Youngstown,

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:54.480
<v Speaker 4>Ohio because my dad's brother is a heart surgeon and

0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:57.080
<v Speaker 4>he had a residency there, So that's where they went.

0:47:57.239 --> 0:47:59.080
<v Speaker 4>That's typically how they decide where they're going.

0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I know how. I know how people go

0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:03.960
<v Speaker 2>once it's already a community. What I'm saying is I

0:48:04.000 --> 0:48:07.319
<v Speaker 2>always wondered how the community starts where, Like the first

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:11.000
<v Speaker 2>guy was like, I'm gonna leave Mumbai and I'm going

0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 2>to I'm going to Texas.

0:48:13.640 --> 0:48:16.120
<v Speaker 4>I will have to hunt down the first guy and

0:48:16.320 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 4>ask would you make some calls NY as the official

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:20.280
<v Speaker 4>representative of India?

0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:25.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Make all right, let's get down to business, all right?

0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 2>And what's going on? Someone vacuuming in the background there?

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:34.480
<v Speaker 2>What's happening there? Brody? No, that's the community. No, by me,

0:48:34.880 --> 0:48:37.920
<v Speaker 2>that's the community landscaping team. The weather is nice and

0:48:37.920 --> 0:48:40.680
<v Speaker 2>they're back to landscaping. Great. I'm gonna mute my microphone

0:48:40.680 --> 0:48:43.080
<v Speaker 2>when I'm not talking. Oh isn't that great that they

0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:46.720
<v Speaker 2>do that during our podcast? Don't they have any decorum anyway?

0:48:47.080 --> 0:48:49.279
<v Speaker 2>So real quick, and Brandon, I don't know if you

0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:51.080
<v Speaker 2>know if you're privy to this, but I'm gonna I'm

0:48:51.080 --> 0:48:53.839
<v Speaker 2>gonna just gonna be very brief. Here's the deal. We're

0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:56.160
<v Speaker 2>going on a trip the Big Show Elvis Daurancho. We're

0:48:56.160 --> 0:49:00.680
<v Speaker 2>going to to the Bahamas tomorrow. And when it comes

0:49:00.719 --> 0:49:05.279
<v Speaker 2>to traveling my everyone rips on me, and as they

0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:08.040
<v Speaker 2>have on this podcast, including my co host David Brody here,

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:11.239
<v Speaker 2>they've ripped on me for the fact that I leave

0:49:11.280 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 2>my girlfriend behind when it comes to going going through

0:49:14.600 --> 0:49:19.160
<v Speaker 2>TSA when it goes because I go to go. You know,

0:49:19.239 --> 0:49:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I have the global re entry and I got the

0:49:20.920 --> 0:49:24.239
<v Speaker 2>TSA pre and the clear She wants none of it.

0:49:24.360 --> 0:49:26.399
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't want to go through the interview process. She's

0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:29.879
<v Speaker 2>completely lazy. I've told her time and time again. Yeah

0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:33.280
<v Speaker 2>all right, And as I said to Scary, I'm surprised

0:49:33.440 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 2>leaving her at TSA all the time that she allows

0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:39.880
<v Speaker 2>global re entry if you know what I mean. Hyoh, well, so,

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:44.680
<v Speaker 2>because I've now I I've always defended myself by saying, look,

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 2>I will even pay for her and I will take

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:50.080
<v Speaker 2>care of her. I will treat her like gold. But

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:51.640
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want to put in the time or the

0:49:51.800 --> 0:49:55.719
<v Speaker 2>energy to friggin do this so to punish her. I

0:49:55.920 --> 0:49:57.760
<v Speaker 2>go through TSA every time.

0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:02.640
<v Speaker 4>And I go who doesn't want a boyfriend that punish them?

0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:07.920
<v Speaker 2>But once again, slices, you are hundreds the slice of

0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 2>my witness. Brody and Gandhi already ganging up on me

0:50:11.400 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 2>because they think I've been such That's crazy. No, it's

0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:20.600
<v Speaker 2>like it's almost like enough of a punishment. When will

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:23.960
<v Speaker 2>she learn her lesson that if she wants to lie

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:26.920
<v Speaker 2>your teacher, I'm not taking off my shoes, I'm not

0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:30.520
<v Speaker 2>taking off my jacket. I'm going through security as quick

0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:34.359
<v Speaker 2>as I can because I can and she doesn't want to. Okay, Now,

0:50:34.640 --> 0:50:37.160
<v Speaker 2>you guys, only ever better than the Only thing better

0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:40.239
<v Speaker 2>than going through TSA really quickly is spending more time

0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:42.920
<v Speaker 2>with your girlfriend, your big dick. No, I'm not sitting

0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:47.440
<v Speaker 2>in those lines. I'm not sitting in those lines. I

0:50:47.600 --> 0:50:51.440
<v Speaker 2>refuse so what so Okay, So all that being said,

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:56.239
<v Speaker 2>I've been as as is happening again right now. They're

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:58.920
<v Speaker 2>not fastizing me. Hold on, hold on scary when you

0:50:59.080 --> 0:51:02.360
<v Speaker 2>go through quick right, when you go through TASA, you go,

0:51:02.480 --> 0:51:05.440
<v Speaker 2>you speed through. When you get to the other side,

0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:10.320
<v Speaker 2>what do you do? I wait for her? Hold on,

0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:12.680
<v Speaker 2>hold on, hold on, what do you do? Scary? Where

0:51:12.719 --> 0:51:15.000
<v Speaker 2>are you waiting when you say you're waiting for her?

0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Normally I wait for her on the other side, just

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:20.279
<v Speaker 2>sitting there the other side, way on a bench. I

0:51:20.520 --> 0:51:22.399
<v Speaker 2>meet her in the I'll meet her in the United Club.

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:25.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he goes to the lounge and he sits there

0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:29.160
<v Speaker 4>and enjoys a drink and kicks it. I've watched this happen.

0:51:29.239 --> 0:51:31.839
<v Speaker 4>I've traveled with them many times. I've seen it happen. Also,

0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:33.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure if you can hear Brandon cackling at

0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:34.680
<v Speaker 4>this entire thing.

0:51:34.760 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh we can, Oh we can, absolutely So. Okay, so

0:51:39.280 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 2>this is you're kicking back, but you feed up on

0:51:41.680 --> 0:51:44.360
<v Speaker 2>the bar taking a drink at the United Club lounge

0:51:44.840 --> 0:51:48.600
<v Speaker 2>while strangers are patting your girlfriend down looking for explosives.

0:51:49.000 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Are you having a drink? I'm such a piece of ship.

0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm a piece of garbage. How dare I? Well? Okay,

0:51:56.239 --> 0:52:00.960
<v Speaker 2>now here's how you're saying that later, here's how. Here's

0:52:01.040 --> 0:52:04.840
<v Speaker 2>how this is proof that I'm a good boyfriend. Okay,

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:10.120
<v Speaker 2>here's what I do when I for this trip. We

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:12.880
<v Speaker 2>are a Gandhi and I are both happened to be

0:52:12.920 --> 0:52:17.040
<v Speaker 2>sitting in business class. My girlfriend whose ticket was purchased,

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:20.000
<v Speaker 2>is sitting in economy class. So I said, you know

0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:23.799
<v Speaker 2>what I'm gonna do. That would be the ultimate disc

0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:26.480
<v Speaker 2>that spending the time on the plane is more important

0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:28.959
<v Speaker 2>than waiting for her till I get her ship checked

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:31.320
<v Speaker 2>at did TSA pre and whatever the case or you

0:52:31.400 --> 0:52:35.680
<v Speaker 2>know what, she's waiting, she's getting her shit checked. So

0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:41.319
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying is this what I'm saying. I said,

0:52:42.400 --> 0:52:47.440
<v Speaker 2>thank you, thank you, Brodie sing zang zip zi z

0:52:47.840 --> 0:52:52.759
<v Speaker 2>darry whatever you want to say that enough. So in

0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:56.000
<v Speaker 2>this case, I said, you know what, I refuse. I

0:52:56.160 --> 0:52:58.600
<v Speaker 2>refuse to leave my girlfriend behind when it comes to

0:52:58.680 --> 0:53:02.440
<v Speaker 2>the actual flight. So I bought her an upgrade so

0:53:02.640 --> 0:53:07.280
<v Speaker 2>she could sit next next to me in business class. Now, Gandhi,

0:53:07.520 --> 0:53:11.120
<v Speaker 2>who's been chastising me for the past ten minutes, laughing

0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:15.440
<v Speaker 2>and giggling, you have an opportunity, I know. Hold on

0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:19.120
<v Speaker 2>before before we go to Gandhi, do you admit you

0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.359
<v Speaker 2>got in the upgraded seat because you fucked her over

0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 2>at TSA?

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:22.759
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:53:23.000 --> 0:53:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Because no, because priorities. My priority is to fly with

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:29.440
<v Speaker 2>her in the seat. When it comes time to the

0:53:29.520 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 2>fly in a way did you pay for it? She

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:32.480
<v Speaker 2>could have paid for it. Why did you pay for it?

0:53:32.560 --> 0:53:34.880
<v Speaker 2>You pay for that a guilt because you left her TSA.

0:53:34.960 --> 0:53:37.800
<v Speaker 2>You left her behind because the strangers are examining her behind.

0:53:37.880 --> 0:53:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Because I'm a good man. Okay, Now, if you're a

0:53:40.680 --> 0:53:44.279
<v Speaker 2>good man, you wouldn't. A good man doesn't punish their girlfriends. Gandhi, Okay,

0:53:44.360 --> 0:53:46.600
<v Speaker 2>let Khany talk because because Gandhi is gonna be on

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:52.920
<v Speaker 2>the hot seat right now. So Gandhi shut up and

0:53:53.000 --> 0:53:56.080
<v Speaker 2>speaking of no and speaking a hot seat, the TSA

0:53:56.200 --> 0:54:00.600
<v Speaker 2>is checking out your girlfriend's behind. Okay, all right, so

0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:05.520
<v Speaker 2>god you all right? You have an opportunity now to

0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:08.680
<v Speaker 2>upgrade Brandon. And what I learned today on our ride

0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:13.040
<v Speaker 2>home together is that you're like, fuck it, no, So

0:54:13.920 --> 0:54:18.520
<v Speaker 2>you are leaving him in coach while you fly in business.

0:54:18.880 --> 0:54:22.720
<v Speaker 2>I think that is far worse than me going ahead

0:54:23.280 --> 0:54:25.960
<v Speaker 2>for a couple of minutes extra, and she's gonna sit

0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:28.200
<v Speaker 2>there and be screened because she's lazy and doesn't want

0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:31.560
<v Speaker 2>to go through the process to get on my level.

0:54:35.160 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Is this a business trip, yes, okay? And did the

0:54:39.640 --> 0:54:41.319
<v Speaker 2>business by your better seat?

0:54:42.440 --> 0:54:42.640
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:54:42.880 --> 0:54:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Okay?

0:54:44.400 --> 0:54:49.560
<v Speaker 4>And so she's the better seat because our lovely boss,

0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:52.800
<v Speaker 4>Elvis Durand wants me to sit next to him in

0:54:53.160 --> 0:54:57.200
<v Speaker 4>first class. So even if I upgraded Brandon for one

0:54:57.239 --> 0:55:00.799
<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars, by the way, he would, he's sitting.

0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Next But you've got no problem. This is what This

0:55:04.080 --> 0:55:07.600
<v Speaker 2>is my problem. I've got no problem leaving him in economy.

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:09.360
<v Speaker 2>Good Brandon, how do you feel about that?

0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:14.960
<v Speaker 6>Man? I I'm cool with sitting with the luggage, to

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:20.239
<v Speaker 6>be honest, but I will say that I totally understand

0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:24.160
<v Speaker 6>what you're saying. What I would not leave my girlfriend

0:55:24.400 --> 0:55:33.000
<v Speaker 6>sitting in economy. However, I myself am totally good with

0:55:33.200 --> 0:55:37.319
<v Speaker 6>going on the plane, sticking in my AirPods, pulling up

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:39.839
<v Speaker 6>my hood and going to sleep until we touch down.

0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm not set, Brandon. But before you go brody, Brandon,

0:55:45.800 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 2>I just want to say this. It's not about what

0:55:47.760 --> 0:55:50.680
<v Speaker 2>you're comfortable with. It's about what the right thing to

0:55:50.840 --> 0:55:53.400
<v Speaker 2>do is. And I am shocked my jaw hipper floor

0:55:53.760 --> 0:55:56.640
<v Speaker 2>that that she didn't get you the upgrade. She's not

0:55:56.760 --> 0:55:57.680
<v Speaker 2>paying for a ticket.

0:55:58.920 --> 0:56:02.440
<v Speaker 4>Uh, you want to pay a thousand dollars of my

0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:03.560
<v Speaker 4>own one? You're crazy.

0:56:04.320 --> 0:56:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm biting my tongue here.

0:56:05.760 --> 0:56:06.640
<v Speaker 4>But we got to get in.

0:56:08.000 --> 0:56:12.319
<v Speaker 7>So like Brandon, I don't know, I've got I've got

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:18.360
<v Speaker 7>like a crazy shoe obsession and sometimes shoes magically just show.

0:56:18.200 --> 0:56:18.880
<v Speaker 6>Up at my house.

0:56:19.920 --> 0:56:23.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh this guy has like yeah, like.

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:27.279
<v Speaker 2>He gives me that upgrade in in other ways. So

0:56:27.440 --> 0:56:34.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm Elvis splice of shoes is what I'm hearing. Thank you, Elvis.

0:56:35.200 --> 0:56:38.400
<v Speaker 2>El Elvis buys you the shoes. He doesn't buy you

0:56:38.480 --> 0:56:41.960
<v Speaker 2>the shoes. She's gotta feel pain on her hold on,

0:56:42.160 --> 0:56:46.239
<v Speaker 2>hold on from hard on, hold on, let me let me,

0:56:46.360 --> 0:56:47.880
<v Speaker 2>let me, let me chine, let me chime in here

0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:50.840
<v Speaker 2>for a second. Number one, scary, you did not upgrade

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Robin to first class. There's a big finance. You said

0:56:53.560 --> 0:56:56.839
<v Speaker 2>business class. No that is that is first class. It's it's.

0:56:58.480 --> 0:56:58.879
<v Speaker 4>Your point.

0:57:01.280 --> 0:57:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you use points stupgrader, so you don't really

0:57:03.440 --> 0:57:06.320
<v Speaker 2>feel pain there, I got you. Yeah, Okay, here's what

0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:09.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll say. If if Elvis is buying off Brandon's silence,

0:57:09.360 --> 0:57:12.200
<v Speaker 2>would shoes, then that's up to Brandon. Do you used

0:57:12.239 --> 0:57:14.080
<v Speaker 2>to say, who said Elvis bought him shoes?

0:57:14.200 --> 0:57:18.560
<v Speaker 4>Hold on, Elvis pays me a salary, so if I

0:57:18.600 --> 0:57:21.920
<v Speaker 4>want to buy him a pair of Oh.

0:57:20.840 --> 0:57:23.040
<v Speaker 2>So so Gandhi. Okay, Gandhi buys some shoes. Here's what

0:57:23.120 --> 0:57:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll say. And this is a take that that nobody,

0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:27.680
<v Speaker 2>nobody's thinking about this take. I'm gonna I'm gonna save

0:57:27.720 --> 0:57:29.320
<v Speaker 2>that take for a second. Let me just get get

0:57:29.360 --> 0:57:33.760
<v Speaker 2>back to this. First off, Uh, most people don't say

0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:36.520
<v Speaker 2>no to Elvis. First of all, we know that. Of all,

0:57:37.480 --> 0:57:40.280
<v Speaker 2>if it's my situation. Let's say I was flying and

0:57:40.440 --> 0:57:44.720
<v Speaker 2>my wife was going me personally, I would lower my

0:57:44.840 --> 0:57:47.040
<v Speaker 2>seat level and go sit with my wife because I

0:57:47.080 --> 0:57:48.480
<v Speaker 2>don't have the money to put her in first class

0:57:48.600 --> 0:57:51.840
<v Speaker 2>with me. I think the real problem here, for there's

0:57:51.880 --> 0:57:57.520
<v Speaker 2>two problems. I feel like Gandhi, Well, hopefully, I think

0:57:57.640 --> 0:58:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Gandhi will make it up to Brandon when they get there,

0:58:00.720 --> 0:58:02.760
<v Speaker 2>take him out to dinner, wait for him in the

0:58:02.880 --> 0:58:05.120
<v Speaker 2>in the United lounge. When she gets off the plane first,

0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:07.600
<v Speaker 2>because first class gets off first, she will wait for him.

0:58:08.040 --> 0:58:11.240
<v Speaker 2>I understand if they were going on a radio line.

0:58:11.360 --> 0:58:13.840
<v Speaker 2>So by that logic, I made enough to rob by

0:58:13.880 --> 0:58:17.200
<v Speaker 2>bringing her up to the front with me in exchange

0:58:17.200 --> 0:58:20.960
<v Speaker 2>for me going to tsa prex And it's the same

0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:23.160
<v Speaker 2>thing and no, because you had the you had the

0:58:23.320 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 2>choice of waiting with her and going through anyway, and

0:58:26.640 --> 0:58:28.880
<v Speaker 2>you chose not to wait with her because she's stubborn

0:58:28.920 --> 0:58:31.040
<v Speaker 2>and she doesn't want to get tsa pre I do

0:58:31.160 --> 0:58:34.000
<v Speaker 2>it to teach a lesson. No, you don't have to

0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:39.360
<v Speaker 2>teach your grown adult girlfriend a lesson. I think the

0:58:39.480 --> 0:58:42.680
<v Speaker 2>real problem here, Gandhi, when you when you agreed to

0:58:42.760 --> 0:58:45.520
<v Speaker 2>go on this business trip, was Elvis aware at that

0:58:45.640 --> 0:58:47.800
<v Speaker 2>exact moment that Brandon was also going.

0:58:49.120 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 4>No, Brandon actually was not going until about a week ago. Okay,

0:58:53.320 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 4>it was decided he can go and wants to go,

0:58:56.160 --> 0:58:56.520
<v Speaker 4>so cool.

0:58:56.640 --> 0:58:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So what I would say is if Elvis knew

0:58:59.600 --> 0:59:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Brandon was going and then upgraded you to first class

0:59:02.680 --> 0:59:04.760
<v Speaker 2>and left him in the back, then I would say

0:59:04.760 --> 0:59:10.360
<v Speaker 2>it's Elvis's fault. However, He's got No, it's not. He

0:59:10.480 --> 0:59:14.400
<v Speaker 2>didn't know Brandon was going. Once Brandon, knowing, knowing that

0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Gandhi is sitting with Elvis up in the front of

0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:18.640
<v Speaker 2>the front, the front of the front front by the captain,

0:59:19.200 --> 0:59:21.840
<v Speaker 2>and then Brandon says, I'd like to go because Brandon,

0:59:24.760 --> 0:59:29.640
<v Speaker 2>because Brandon, because Brandon jumped on board this trip knowing

0:59:29.840 --> 0:59:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Number one, he gets to spend time with Gandhi, which

0:59:31.560 --> 0:59:34.520
<v Speaker 2>is a win, knowing that he gets to I'm assuming

0:59:34.640 --> 0:59:36.720
<v Speaker 2>stay in the hotel room in the nice hotel they're

0:59:36.720 --> 0:59:39.120
<v Speaker 2>going course all of that, and and all the amenities

0:59:39.120 --> 0:59:40.840
<v Speaker 2>they're going to have down there, and the beach and

0:59:40.880 --> 0:59:44.000
<v Speaker 2>the pool. If his only price to pay is a

0:59:44.680 --> 0:59:47.720
<v Speaker 2>storage seat in the back for well, you know, whatever

0:59:47.800 --> 0:59:50.120
<v Speaker 2>the cost is, then I don't think he's in a

0:59:50.160 --> 0:59:52.880
<v Speaker 2>position to complain, nor is he complaining. And I don't

0:59:52.880 --> 0:59:54.600
<v Speaker 2>think he's in the wrong here or she's in the

0:59:54.640 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 2>wrong now. If they planned a trip together and Gandhi

0:59:57.640 --> 1:00:00.080
<v Speaker 2>and Gandhi said, you know what I hold on. If

1:00:00.160 --> 1:00:02.760
<v Speaker 2>Gandhi says to Brandon, let's go, let's go to let's

1:00:02.760 --> 1:00:05.240
<v Speaker 2>go to Aruba. But I make more than you, so

1:00:05.320 --> 1:00:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna sit first class, And since you can't afford

1:00:07.640 --> 1:00:10.800
<v Speaker 2>first class, you're asking sit in the back. That's fucking rude.

1:00:11.640 --> 1:00:15.880
<v Speaker 2>And let's a scary move. That's a scary going. No,

1:00:16.040 --> 1:00:18.720
<v Speaker 2>it's not exactly. If I did the same ship. If

1:00:18.720 --> 1:00:20.640
<v Speaker 2>I do the same ship to Robin, hold on a second,

1:00:20.880 --> 1:00:23.640
<v Speaker 2>if I if I if I enjoyed business class tomorrow

1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:27.040
<v Speaker 2>and I left Robin and Coach, every one of you

1:00:27.120 --> 1:00:29.720
<v Speaker 2>motherfuckers will be jumping on me for the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Not at all scary. Here's the difference. Okay, So first

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<v Speaker 4>of all, you know Elvis needs a flying buddy. He

1:00:35.400 --> 1:00:37.440
<v Speaker 4>has to sit by some That's not your problem.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not your problem. This is about you. This is

1:00:41.960 --> 1:00:44.640
<v Speaker 2>about you. This is about you and Randon. Don't just

1:00:45.560 --> 1:00:48.080
<v Speaker 2>hold on. Brandon wasn't going when the Seaton doesn't matter,

1:00:48.760 --> 1:00:50.760
<v Speaker 2>was going now though? He's now going.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he's going, and now, by the way, he's in

1:00:53.800 --> 1:00:56.200
<v Speaker 4>economy plus like three rows behind us.

1:00:58.920 --> 1:01:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I still can't use the same restroom as you.

1:01:06.520 --> 1:01:07.240
<v Speaker 2>See what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys coming down there for a work trip. He's about

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<v Speaker 4>to go golf in Paradise and have the best time

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<v Speaker 4>of his life. He didn't have to take care of

1:01:15.960 --> 1:01:19.520
<v Speaker 4>any of this stuff. He's fine, he doesn't care. He

1:01:19.560 --> 1:01:22.640
<v Speaker 4>didn't think twice about it. Whenever we actually fly together.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, I put him on my clear membership

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<v Speaker 4>and we both are getting prechecks so that we can

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<v Speaker 4>go through the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Haw you get you're so sweet. Look at you.

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<v Speaker 4>Extra point because you upgraded someone with points to first

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<v Speaker 4>class and you want me to send one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 4>to upgrade Brandon to first class, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>there aren't even any first class he's availed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure. Let me tell you if I if I

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<v Speaker 2>question before you do that. I want to clarify something,

1:02:02.120 --> 1:02:04.919
<v Speaker 2>because she said, if I was if I had money,

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<v Speaker 2>if I had no no, if there was not a point,

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<v Speaker 2>if it wasn't points that I had to upgrade her with.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was forced into a cash payment, I would

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<v Speaker 2>upgrade her with cash. I would do that just like,

1:02:20.320 --> 1:02:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Hey Brandon, I'm poor. Yeah, Hey Brandon, would you rather

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<v Speaker 2>Gandhi spend one thousand dollars and upgrade your ticket or

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<v Speaker 2>buy you a dinner for one hundred dollars and spend

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<v Speaker 2>time with you in the Bahamas?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I would. I would rather the money be spent somewhere else,

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<v Speaker 5>right like rather than it doesn't make it understand, I

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<v Speaker 5>totally understand what what Scary did said.

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<v Speaker 4>No one ever, No, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, upgrade me to see that doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>If it was possible, if the seat existed, what would

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<v Speaker 2>you do? Would you? Would you pony up the cash?

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<v Speaker 2>You would?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Yeah, because Scary I'm a guy like you, and

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<v Speaker 6>I would get all the ship that you would get.

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<v Speaker 4>You are not like him, because if you start trying

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<v Speaker 4>to punish me for things, I'll kill you, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>That leads us to another question. Hey, Gandhi, how difficult

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<v Speaker 2>was it for you to put Brandon on your clear?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it was like two seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's something you can do for Robin. Right, I

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<v Speaker 2>could put her on my clear, but I cannot put

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<v Speaker 2>her on my TSA pree. She needs to go through

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<v Speaker 2>all those friggin' she's got her. She's got to do

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<v Speaker 2>it herself.

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<v Speaker 4>But scary. Once you put somebody on clear, then the

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<v Speaker 4>PreTect thing is actually through clear. Now, No, you just

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<v Speaker 4>scan a QR code.

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<v Speaker 7>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>You scan a little QR code and then you sign

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<v Speaker 4>up online and the next time.

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<v Speaker 2>You go to the airport. You don't get it automatically.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to go through government officials at TSA to

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<v Speaker 2>get there. The TSA pre.

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<v Speaker 4>Next time you go to the airport, you have an

1:04:10.840 --> 1:04:13.000
<v Speaker 4>appointment standing. You don't even need an appointment. You just

1:04:13.080 --> 1:04:15.440
<v Speaker 4>go to the office and they clear you. Like Brandon

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<v Speaker 4>said today, the line was about twenty five minutes. So

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<v Speaker 4>he didn't do it because it was twenty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>But he's gonna do it on his way back, So

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<v Speaker 4>it's really not this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you get the same access. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think you get to leave a cad on and not

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<v Speaker 2>take your shoes off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes you do. That's what PreCheck is, Toots. Oh, excuse,

1:04:31.720 --> 1:04:35.160
<v Speaker 4>sign up for PreCheck through Clear. So it doesn't take

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<v Speaker 4>Robin all that much energy to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to do what happened to them, shit

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<v Speaker 2>down with the officers and they start grilling you about

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<v Speaker 2>your life and they yeah, when they found out I

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<v Speaker 2>got arrested in Hawaii twenty five years ago. Oh I

1:04:47.440 --> 1:04:50.240
<v Speaker 2>don't know they did. I got arrested in Hawaii? They like,

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<v Speaker 2>do they?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they do? They don't? They Gandhi require you have.

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<v Speaker 6>To do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So okay, listen, here's the process.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still doing a podcast. So let's let's make this quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Right cry to this.

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<v Speaker 4>You have clear through Clear. You can scan a QR code,

1:05:08.640 --> 1:05:11.080
<v Speaker 4>put all of your information in. It signs you up

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<v Speaker 4>to have a standing appointment with TSA. Whenever you come

1:05:13.960 --> 1:05:16.520
<v Speaker 4>back through the airport, you can choose to go. So

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<v Speaker 4>when will you guys come back? If Robin does this,

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<v Speaker 4>when she comes back, she can just go sit down

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<v Speaker 4>with them. So we'll have to wait in whatever line

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<v Speaker 4>that is. But it's like twenty minutes and get her

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<v Speaker 4>clear a prey check. It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 5>It was twenty five minutes for me because it was

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<v Speaker 5>Detroit Airport.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how long it is.

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<v Speaker 4>But either way, it's not gonna take forever. She's not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna have to like set an appointment and go all right.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna agree on this didn't turn out the way

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<v Speaker 2>Scary thought. He thought we were gonna ambush Gandhi and

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<v Speaker 2>make her feel bad and and and she's a horrible person. Yeah,

1:05:49.000 --> 1:05:50.760
<v Speaker 2>he was like, you tryna get Gandhi on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna rip Gandhi. When do you hear what she did?

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be bro You're gonna agree with me. Fuck cars,

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<v Speaker 2>she's fucking up branding over I did it take. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>that's foul grass language. I appreciate you. You go sit

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<v Speaker 2>in the back of the plane. Shut up.

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<v Speaker 4>He's in seat eleven. F. He's gonna be fine. Wait, Brody,

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<v Speaker 4>did Scary tell you what he did? As far as

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<v Speaker 4>switching the first class and leaving me with all his

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<v Speaker 4>luggage while he's trying to be mister freaking Marder over here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a love and another episode. No, come on, now,

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<v Speaker 2>we can take a scary Let's take our last break.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to hear this, Jesus Christ. Perhaps it's

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<v Speaker 2>part two of the Gandhi Uh okay, Gandhi. Gandhi's with

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<v Speaker 2>us with Brandon and and of course all we gotta

1:06:42.720 --> 1:06:44.960
<v Speaker 2>talk about your sauce on the Sauce on the Side podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>which everyone should be listening to. If you haven't, start

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<v Speaker 2>listening to the book through Sauce on the Side podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Gandhi, Yes, Ahad.

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<v Speaker 4>So scary out here acting like a superhero when it

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<v Speaker 4>comes to traveling. Let me tell you what he did.

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<v Speaker 4>We were all all flying to Universal, We're all sitting

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<v Speaker 4>in economy plus. Scary decided he wanted to try and

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<v Speaker 4>upgrade to first class in case somebody didn't show up.

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<v Speaker 4>It turns out that person didn't show up, so he

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<v Speaker 4>was able to move up to business class seat from

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<v Speaker 4>where we were. But he had already put all of

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<v Speaker 4>his things in the overhead bin. By the way, you're

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<v Speaker 4>only supposed to put one item in an overhead bin

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<v Speaker 4>and not your coat here. He put both of his

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<v Speaker 4>items in the overhead bin and his coat. So now

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<v Speaker 4>it's above us and he moves up to business class.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they switched me out after we were all the

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<v Speaker 2>whole plane was seated, and they said, mister, yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be clear that I didn't just leave

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<v Speaker 2>my shit there, but everything was. All the bins were closed,

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<v Speaker 2>they were going to take off, and I scurried up

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<v Speaker 2>to the front where they put me. Let's be.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's what he did. So his stuff was in

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<v Speaker 4>the overhead bins near us by the way again a

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<v Speaker 4>coat and two items, which makes him an overhead been pig.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen he goes up to the front.

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<v Speaker 4>So now he's sitting in business class now while we

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<v Speaker 4>go to get off the plane. I would assume a

1:08:05.600 --> 1:08:07.680
<v Speaker 4>normal person would just wait and come back and take

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<v Speaker 4>their things. No, scary group texts everybody. And I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what the group text says. Please grab my jacket,

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<v Speaker 4>my backpack, and my suit case. What's across from you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I can't go. I can't swim upstream.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, don't interrupt this train. This is how his text

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<v Speaker 4>came in. I'm not kidding you, Brody. It's across from you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a black backpack, leather backpack. My black leather jacket

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<v Speaker 4>is on top of it, and the dark brown toomy

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<v Speaker 4>suitcase over ten to a black backpack. Please grab it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's now instructing the group to fetch his things

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<v Speaker 4>so that he can get off the plane when he

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<v Speaker 4>left that crap back there. So okay, So everybody gets

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<v Speaker 4>off the plane. I grab all three of his things

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<v Speaker 4>and my thing, and I get off the plane. One

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<v Speaker 4>would expect that Scary would be right there, right outside

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<v Speaker 4>the doors where you would normally wait if your luggage

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<v Speaker 4>was gate checked, at his things, the door of the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>The door of the plane. She wanted me to wait.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where she wanted me to wait, in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of traffic when everybody's trying to get off the plane.

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<v Speaker 4>Period.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold one question, did Scary Did Scary look back and

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<v Speaker 2>confirm and see that you took his stuff? It's too

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<v Speaker 2>far back, No that that they They didn't come out

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<v Speaker 2>for five minutes. Dude, we're talking about row one to ten.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes me. You got off the plane, not even

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<v Speaker 2>knowing for a fact she got your stuff or that

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<v Speaker 2>she could help. I forget. I figured if I texted

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<v Speaker 2>the whole group that was each one, there were five

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<v Speaker 2>of them, each one would have one of my items,

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<v Speaker 2>and know that they're not helping.

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<v Speaker 4>It gets it gets better. So normally, again, they gate

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<v Speaker 4>check luggage all the time. So there are people standing

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<v Speaker 4>there right when you get off the plane. All the time.

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<v Speaker 4>You weren't holding up traffic. You weren't blocking anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Wheel Chair people, they're sitting there where wheelchairs waiting right wait,

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<v Speaker 2>so again you're not blocking anything.

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<v Speaker 4>You can just wait it right behind them to get

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<v Speaker 4>your bags. So he walks all the way off the plane,

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<v Speaker 4>off the freaking whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>They call it, the jetway, the jetway. Did he did

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<v Speaker 2>he go to the United Lounge?

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<v Speaker 4>He basically, so he's gone. He gets off the jet way,

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<v Speaker 4>he crosses the aisle, he's standing across the freaking airport

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<v Speaker 4>just he can with Elvis, and here I come with

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<v Speaker 4>all of his stuff, lugging it because he expected.

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<v Speaker 6>All of us.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great, that's great. Listen, that is that is that

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<v Speaker 2>is wrong on so many levels. Okay, not only did

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<v Speaker 2>anyone confirm in the text message, they would get his stuff. Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 2>well no, they gave me a verbal before the flight started.

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<v Speaker 2>As I was walking away from everybody, I turned to

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<v Speaker 2>Abby's sister, Oh no, she with us. Someone was with us,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, and they were like, don't worry, we

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<v Speaker 2>got you. We got you. So I'm like, okay, good. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>keep in mind when when everybody went when the when

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<v Speaker 2>the flight's over, you hear the thing everybody gets up

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<v Speaker 2>to the scene time. There's no way for me to

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<v Speaker 2>go from row one to row ten to grab my chest.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like swimming upstream. New Yorker would have been able

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Off the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sitting there waiting for the whole plane empty out.

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<v Speaker 2>I got friends, okay, So I thought I got friends

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<v Speaker 2>on board. I thought I had friends on my board

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<v Speaker 2>who got my back. You know what you could? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me sup in here.

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<v Speaker 4>I am looking at the text messages and there is

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<v Speaker 4>not one person who even wrote back to you except

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<v Speaker 4>for me. And I said, I'll do my best. I

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<v Speaker 4>promise nothing, and you still got off the plane and

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<v Speaker 4>left all your crap back there even responded to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's here's my take. Number one, he asked the lowest

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<v Speaker 2>member on the totem pole, Abby to get my bags.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying it because you don't have ties to her.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't. You don't know her for twenty years, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like the little girl. Abby's like, oh, I'll do

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<v Speaker 2>my best. That's not a confirmation, that's I'll do my best.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you make no effort to be a New Yorker

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<v Speaker 2>and jump your ass back and get you bust your

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<v Speaker 2>way back to those seats I got. You could have,

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<v Speaker 2>like I got to go to the bathroom. My bags are,

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<v Speaker 2>you could have gotten back there. Then you compound it

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<v Speaker 2>by getting off the plane and walking a quarter a

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<v Speaker 2>mile away with no confirmation than anyone's. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>get out of everybody's way. I wanted to get out

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<v Speaker 2>of everybody's way. Yes I did. Okay, I have a question.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was your seat in row one? Was it in

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<v Speaker 2>the aisle or the window aisle? Okay? You could have

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<v Speaker 2>stayed in your aisle seat until Gandhi came up nine

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<v Speaker 2>rows with your stuff and taken your stuff from her

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<v Speaker 2>and said, stop struggling, thank you so much for getting

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<v Speaker 2>my stuff. I will carry it from the only ideas

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<v Speaker 2>we know that she was carrying all three of my items.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought between the fire and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then, even if every single person had one item, you

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<v Speaker 4>still wait and take your stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, her recollection of Abby is incorrect because she wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>even on our plane. She flew from LaGuardia with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was it that was on the on It was Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>There was the three.

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<v Speaker 4>I was the only person who responded to you. Look

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<v Speaker 4>at the texts.

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<v Speaker 2>Was in that group? He was in that group? Was

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<v Speaker 2>it Deanna?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone was in that group, Elvis, Danielle, Nate Me, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's Froggy Andrew. That was everybody that you

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<v Speaker 4>texted has Those people weren't even on our plane.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm al even better than Abby. Abbey said, should

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<v Speaker 2>get the I'll do my best from another fucking airport. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So so all you had to do is scary was saying,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, guys, can you just carry my stuff

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<v Speaker 2>up to row one and I'll get it from you?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys you got off the plane. Not only did you

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<v Speaker 2>not even know if anyone was getting it, because you

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<v Speaker 2>know those fucking people, I'm just like them. I would

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<v Speaker 2>have been like, fuck him, let him get his own bag.

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<v Speaker 2>They should have gotten off the plane and made you

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<v Speaker 2>run back up the jetway, get back on the plane

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<v Speaker 2>and begged them to let you back on to get

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<v Speaker 2>you bags that were still stuck in ten because you

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<v Speaker 2>fucking left your shit in row ten, didn't even confirm

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<v Speaker 2>that anyone helped you, and you didn't care who did it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you assumed they would all can And you know

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<v Speaker 2>you waited all ahead in the airport. You should have

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<v Speaker 2>been in the uber point. I'm are. I just want

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<v Speaker 2>to say thank you. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Lets the record reflects. I'm the smallest one of the group.

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<v Speaker 4>I had all the stuff by the time I loved

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<v Speaker 4>my ass up that jetway with all of his things

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<v Speaker 4>and I saw him, I basically threw it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, Gandhi, thank you so much. You know

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do for you, Gandhi. I am gonna buy I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna buy you a steak dinner. You're gonna teach her.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna buy you a steak dinner. Yeah, Gandhi, You

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<v Speaker 2>and I and Brandon Brandon two, the three of us.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna go out for a big, juicy steak dinner

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<v Speaker 2>at the stake cows of your choice. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>standing offer here today on the Brooklyn Boys Podcasts three

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight. Oh, I will, I will just to fuck you, Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>just to fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>You.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch, We're gonna get a seven course meal, the best

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<v Speaker 2>fucking steak, flaming yon that you've ever had in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I owe you. I owe you Gandhi. Guess what who?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't owe anything to this asshole over here here,

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<v Speaker 2>David fucking Brodie. And you know what, it's okay because

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<v Speaker 2>I got the greatest gift of all you being fucking

1:15:07.120 --> 1:15:09.479
<v Speaker 2>wrong and told you're wrong by other people besides me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a horrible What have we learned today thanks to Gandhi?

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<v Speaker 2>You're a horrible boyfriend and you're a horrible friend. That's you.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like this. This is how this fucking episode

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<v Speaker 2>is going to end like this, great Gandhi bandon, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for being here today, Yes, thank you both thanking

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<v Speaker 2>me what a loser I do a podcast? Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for improving our relationship. Love you both.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't forget about me tomorrow and Economy.

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<v Speaker 2>Appreciate it. You can take off your fancy shoes and

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<v Speaker 2>kick back Land guys, I love you.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. All right, all right, gotta get out of here. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>listen on the way out, David Brodie your first preset.

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<v Speaker 2>People listen to order. They know they've heard this before. No,

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<v Speaker 2>this is about radio. Make us your priest, Greg who

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<v Speaker 2>does the Greg T Live podcast every Monday morning from

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<v Speaker 2>ray Katina uh In in Edison. He invites everybody to

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<v Speaker 2>come down and see him this past this past Monday,

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<v Speaker 2>Danielle and I from the show from the Big Show

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<v Speaker 2>went on and did the podcast. This video on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>It's everywhere at Greg T's world, on on his on

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<v Speaker 2>his Instagram. My point is support Greg T. Definitely go

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<v Speaker 2>to see him if you're in the area. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>hearing now on a future Greg T Live in April,

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<v Speaker 2>David Brody will be making the journey down there and

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<v Speaker 2>uh and hanging out with him on a future episode.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's correct. All right, good, that's it for this week.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we are out of here. Enjoy your trip

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<v Speaker 2>for lying first class. You are the fucking worst boys,

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<v Speaker 2>boys rock Broker