Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy Boy, start Up, Brooklyn.
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Speaker 2: Episode three twenty eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yes
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: We're here.
Speaker 2: I love it, do you? Yeah? Because you know why?
Speaker 2: Because it's light out and we're just doing this podcast.
Speaker 2: It's great. It's great. Four degrees here in New Jersey yesterday. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I went out with a T shirt. I opened
Speaker 2: up the moon roof. Isn't that great? Day? Fantastic? And
Speaker 2: I also love that it's earlier in the day. I
Speaker 2: have more energy earlier in the day, So it's gonna
Speaker 2: be a great show.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm not not like sometimes we do this at eight
Speaker 2: o'clock at night, when I'm just like, no, it's great.
Speaker 2: And then right after this, I have my my Daredevil
Speaker 2: podcas Cass, which you can find on the Geekscape network.
Speaker 2: That's called Marvel Movie Talks the three pm East Coast.
Speaker 2: You're in costume already. Yeah, I got my Daredevil's shirt on. Yeah. You'
Speaker 2: very excited that that's a geek shirt right there. This
Speaker 2: is Frank Miller Art. For those of you who do
Speaker 2: understand def Leopard, Daredevil, Frank Miller. Frank Miller, Who's your
Speaker 2: favorite superhero of all time? That's a tough question. I
Speaker 2: would possibly Vision from the Avengers. Mm hm, possibly, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm going classic scary. You don't know anything about comic
Speaker 2: books or superheroes, so go ahead. Superman, right? Or Batman? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Actually I like spider Man. Like Spider Man the best.
Speaker 2: Spider Man's great, I would I would say Vision and
Speaker 2: Daredevil are two of my favorites. But a big fan
Speaker 2: of Captain America, the Avengers in general, and the Fantastic Four,
Speaker 2: and of course the X Men. Who does the love Wolverine?
Speaker 2: Come on? I mean, of course Wolverine's great. But I've
Speaker 2: already established this. I'm a Marvel guy. Yeah, well I
Speaker 2: read Superman and Batman, but I'm a Marvel guy. What
Speaker 2: about uh? What about Plastic Man? Was he real? Was that?
Speaker 2: It was that? Yeah? He was a real guy. He's
Speaker 2: retired now, you dumbass. No, in Arizona, no plastic Man.
Speaker 2: Was it was plastic Man like considered a monks. I
Speaker 2: mean the cartoon Plastic Man from the seventies or eighties,
Speaker 2: whenever one was it was plastics Was that voice it
Speaker 2: was plastic Man. It was baby Baby considered a real right,
Speaker 2: a real? Is he is he mentioned in the Conversation
Speaker 2: of superheroes? Or was he just like some kind of
Speaker 2: a parody plastic TV show? Yeah, he's you know, full
Speaker 2: of pfas plastic Man and forever chemicals. Plastic Man lives
Speaker 2: forever about brains. You know that the human they found plastics,
Speaker 2: microplastics in human brains. If you say so, as much
Speaker 2: as a credit card worth now questions, right, No, I don't.
Speaker 2: The plastic part of my brain doesn't care. There's also
Speaker 2: a plastasticistic man. Was a d C. It was a
Speaker 2: d a DC comics hero. Okay, he is a hot hero.
Speaker 2: Then he's a real Well he's yeah, I mean it
Speaker 2: wasn't like Superman. Not really. People America's favorite. No not,
Speaker 2: America's not part of the conversation. Okay, it's okay. By
Speaker 2: the way, there's also some microplastics in your seamen, just
Speaker 2: in case you didn't know. Oh, I'm sorry, I hope
Speaker 2: you were rinsed affterwards. Oh, David Brody with the funny,
Speaker 2: the sunny, the Sunday Funnies on a Wednesday. I mean,
Speaker 2: I I've been eating a lot of pineapples, so I'm
Speaker 2: surprised you were able to still tell that there were
Speaker 2: plastics in there. Jeez, word, just just letting you know
Speaker 2: what's going on in society. TikTok taught me that. I'll explain, well,
Speaker 2: my kids are plastic too. I guess ah, TikTok taught
Speaker 2: you that. Huh. Every morning we go on the way
Speaker 2: to work every morning. Okay, okay, I'm if I drive
Speaker 2: producer Sam and I bring a bottle of a plastic
Speaker 2: bottle of water with me, and she always looks at
Speaker 2: me and she goes scary. We got to get you
Speaker 2: off the water bottle kick, and we got to get
Speaker 2: you like like a Stanley or one of those who
Speaker 2: are thermous or some kind of a whatever competing metal
Speaker 2: a medical metal, metal, metal, metal pain, a metal water
Speaker 2: water bottle, whatever the one of the moment is. And
Speaker 2: I looked at her. I'm like, that's a lot of maintenance.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Would you do you carry a water
Speaker 2: bottle around with you? Apparently kids do, like the young
Speaker 2: like these generations like uh like gen Z generations gen Z,
Speaker 2: gen Z, gen Alpha, they carry water bottles. Carry every
Speaker 2: woman under sixty walks around with a water bottle, most
Speaker 2: of them. Sorry if you guys slices, you don't. But
Speaker 2: I feel like I have a lot of women. I
Speaker 2: would leave it, leave it there, though, leave it, I
Speaker 2: forget it somewhere. No, that's why I don't. That's why
Speaker 2: I don't use water bottles. I don't know. I could
Speaker 2: be wrong. I played pickle ball Monday night with a
Speaker 2: woman who in instead on having her water bottle against
Speaker 2: the wall in the corner so she could walk over
Speaker 2: to it between points. That's fair. That's a bit much.
Speaker 2: It's not fair. You can go you can go a
Speaker 2: couple of points without getting water. Well, well, going to
Speaker 2: an event like that, or you're playing sports, go to
Speaker 2: the gym, bring a water bottle. But I'm talking about
Speaker 2: walking around in your everyday life people A lot more
Speaker 2: people are. You're just bringing permanent water bottles with them
Speaker 2: like these. You know, I had a water bottle in
Speaker 2: my car at most times, but it's not necessarily metal.
Speaker 2: I buy the sports bottles at Costco and I use those. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have metal water bottles, but you have to clean
Speaker 2: them out and I get a little bit of thirty
Speaker 2: and even plastic ones. Yeah, I buy a twenty four
Speaker 2: pack at Costco of the sports water bottles. That's not good.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to good because I choose to and
Speaker 2: then I recycle the bottle. No, those are single use plastics.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to only use it once. It scary. In
Speaker 2: what part of what I said? Did I say I
Speaker 2: reuse them? You just said you reused them? No, I
Speaker 2: did not, I said I use them. I buy a
Speaker 2: twenty four pack of bottles, and I used bottle one,
Speaker 2: then bottle two. Sometimes they jump to bottle eight. Don't
Speaker 2: you don't put new water in bottle one slices? Do
Speaker 2: you want to answer him? Because I've already done okay,
Speaker 2: all right, all right, I'm just making sure that you don't.
Speaker 2: And if I did, I wouldn't tell you. I'd have
Speaker 2: these speeches about what you read online. What about watering
Speaker 2: cardboard boxes? How do you feel about those watering carda
Speaker 2: water in car cardboard box water in I thought I
Speaker 2: mean box water in box water. You're okay with that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we've had it. We had it. When I worked on
Speaker 2: the Morning Show. We had a company that sent up
Speaker 2: like boxes of water. There was the official sponsor of
Speaker 2: NCL Cruises at one point. Whatever that water company was
Speaker 2: it water tastes different in a box. I think it
Speaker 2: depends on whose box. Yeah, David Brodie with the Sunday Funnies,
Speaker 2: this isn't Sunday on a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. See
Speaker 2: I set you up for that joke on purpose anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Boxed wine, No, that's zinfandel, white zinfandel from a box.
Speaker 2: How about that? Did you drink neventeen ninety? Maybe maybe
Speaker 2: they still sell that. It's really cheap. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: why they sell it. People who want a quick, cheap
Speaker 2: buzz will buy a box of whatever, get it, get
Speaker 2: a good buzz off of that. I don't judge people
Speaker 2: who buy boxed alcohol. No, I judge them if they're
Speaker 2: sleeping under an asp you know, an overpass, drinking out
Speaker 2: of it. But okay, I don't. I don't judge. I
Speaker 2: don't care. Okay. Hey, speaking of pickleball, I had a
Speaker 2: couple of unbelievable shots this past weekend. I had a
Speaker 2: ball that was hit over my head. It was a
Speaker 2: lob and running back. If you remember the Willie famous
Speaker 2: Willie Mays catch, the over the over the shoulder catch,
Speaker 2: So with my back to my my the other three
Speaker 2: people on the court. I hit a ball over my
Speaker 2: head behind me, perfect shot for a point. Then I
Speaker 2: had a ball. I was too close to the net
Speaker 2: and the ball. The ball scooted between my legs and
Speaker 2: I reached around and hit it between my legs for
Speaker 2: another shot. And then I got cocky and the ball
Speaker 2: was going to my left and I couldn't get the
Speaker 2: racket around in time. So I swung the racket around
Speaker 2: my back and hit the ball behind my back. Now
Speaker 2: that one didn't go over the net, but it was
Speaker 2: pretty damn close. So I'm getting Foncy's what I'm saying. Fun,
Speaker 2: I'm doing trick shots. Now you are okay? Yeah, I'd
Speaker 2: like to see you. I want to see you in action.
Speaker 2: You should come now. I want you to analyze this quote.
Speaker 2: So I was playing Monday Sunday and one woman came
Speaker 2: off the court. We were in the waiting area waiting
Speaker 2: to go on, and she says, ah, I gotta get
Speaker 2: warmed up. I sucked my first game. And the other
Speaker 2: woman says to her, that's okay. Everybody loses their first game.
Speaker 2: That's not that's impossible because half the people win it.
Speaker 2: That's correct, that's correct. Yeah, I bit my tongue for
Speaker 2: a change, and I didn't say anything. I just went
Speaker 2: to my phone and wrote it down. Yeah, half the people.
Speaker 2: Half the people have won their first game. But the
Speaker 2: only way that's not possible. The only way that's possible
Speaker 2: is if the people you're playing all played a different
Speaker 2: game and then they played you as their second game
Speaker 2: and they beat you. Right, But it's impossible for everyone
Speaker 2: to lose their first game because right then, well yeah,
Speaker 2: I see where you're going with this. I think, unless
Speaker 2: you're playing somebody who's playing the second game. But we
Speaker 2: all started at the same time, right, that's really my point,
Speaker 2: everyone losing. So it was a nice way of saying
Speaker 2: you suck. You should warm up more. Somebody won the
Speaker 2: first game. And by the way, I told you that,
Speaker 2: they instituted a three winning you have to get off
Speaker 2: the court rule. Yes, I won three times in a row,
Speaker 2: twice this weekend, so you had to get twice on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I had to get up the court. So they made it.
Speaker 2: And then what happens is when you when you lose
Speaker 2: or you win, two people have to leave, right, the
Speaker 2: two losers, the people who lost the game leave so
Speaker 2: there's an a waiting area of people waiting to come on.
Speaker 2: So usually we need two, meaning the game's over, two
Speaker 2: people are leaving. We need two new players who are
Speaker 2: waiting to come on. But when you yell we need
Speaker 2: three because I have to get off the court, They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: what do you need three? Well, you know the rules.
Speaker 2: If I need three, that means one of us, who
Speaker 2: just one, has to get off. They go, oh, are
Speaker 2: you are you humble bragging that you want three in
Speaker 2: a row. No, I have to say I have to leave.
Speaker 2: So I get these looks like, oh, he's bragging you
Speaker 2: want three in a row. I have no choice. I
Speaker 2: have to say we need three people. Yeah. I don't say,
Speaker 2: hey I want three in a row. We need I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: we need three. Oh I guess you want three in
Speaker 2: a row. Yeah, but I'm being honest about it. There's
Speaker 2: no way to win. Even when you win, there's no
Speaker 2: way to win. No, of course not. So you're happy
Speaker 2: with the David Brody Amendment where they because I feel
Speaker 2: like they did that because of you. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: win three and get off. They did it. They did
Speaker 2: it because of pickleball. Hustler. I told you about all
Speaker 2: day on the scholl Hut, and by the way, I've
Speaker 2: beaten him twice. Now do you think I could take
Speaker 2: you in a match? No, you're too good. I mean
Speaker 2: you haven't play. I don't play right. So how would
Speaker 2: you beat me? I'm a beginner. My legs and arms toped. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I have a pickle ball court by my house.
Speaker 2: How how would we play? We play on the same
Speaker 2: team and I would be the handicap or something. You'd
Speaker 2: be a big one. I'd be the great equalizer for
Speaker 2: whoever we play. Yeah, you have to know the rules first.
Speaker 2: You also have to have a paddle and know how
Speaker 2: to play. I got a paddle. I got a Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys paddle pickleball paddle. Yes, I do as well. Is
Speaker 2: that a good paddle or no? Well, we got demos.
Speaker 2: I don't know which one he would use if you
Speaker 2: ordered one, but we got like we got like demos
Speaker 2: in case we wanted to manufacture them. No, I would
Speaker 2: not say the demos we got are considered quality pickleball paddles.
Speaker 5: Scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't just get on the court and play. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know how to play right now? The pick right now.
Speaker 2: Our listeners to pickleball players are like scratching your eyes out.
Speaker 2: I've played not well, well you haven't, did I have?
Speaker 2: When I went to Okay, I was down at the
Speaker 2: Seagate Hotel in Delray Beach three years ago when pickleball
Speaker 2: was really coming up. You know, it was really on
Speaker 2: the come up, and it was just a big sport
Speaker 2: that was played in Florida and it was just spreading
Speaker 2: to the northeast. I played till it started in the Northwest.
Speaker 2: So wherever it started, Florida picked it up quicker because
Speaker 2: the weather's better and there are older people down there
Speaker 2: that are retiring from Tenkeball is not a sport for
Speaker 2: old people. Sport old people can play, yes, but it
Speaker 2: is not a sport for old people. But it is
Speaker 2: definitely a sport that older people definitely adapt to adopt
Speaker 2: in their later years when they can't play tennis anymore. No,
Speaker 2: they still play tennis. No, my father and my father
Speaker 2: in law is eighty eighty. He's gonna be eighty eight
Speaker 2: years old. He plays tennis every day. That's got to
Speaker 2: be weird and he has to recalibrate because it's a
Speaker 2: different game altogether. It must it can't. I said, he
Speaker 2: plays tennis, yeah, tennis. Well, well tennis, what's he recalibrate?
Speaker 2: But they said, oh, people don't play tennis. No, but
Speaker 2: does he play pickleball as well or just tennis? No,
Speaker 2: because he plays tennis. But lots of people I played
Speaker 2: with play tennis, and I played well, lots of people
Speaker 2: that are in their thirties and forties and twenty there's
Speaker 2: plenty of twenty year olds playing.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I know that now. I know that. Yeah, but I'm saying,
Speaker 2: but when it started it started, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Older people started first, and now everybody plays. I don't
Speaker 2: think that's the case. And anyway, scary you didn't play
Speaker 2: pick a ball? You still on a pick a ball
Speaker 2: court and try to hit the ball. I did, okay,
Speaker 2: I I had a couple of volleys going. I mean
Speaker 2: I wasn't the greatest. Oh you were it because I
Speaker 2: was thinking, I bet you were the greatest. You're a
Speaker 2: piece of shit. You really are, you really are, Brody,
Speaker 2: You didn't hit this the jingle for commercial at that point,
Speaker 2: Usually you'd like, oh you brought You're a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: You hit the jingle. No, No, I'll let you. I'll
Speaker 2: let you get again. Rip one. I've seen you. No, No,
Speaker 2: let's be honest, I've seen you play sports. And pick
Speaker 2: a ball for someone who doesn't play any sports is
Speaker 2: not You're not just gonna go and start beating people.
Speaker 2: I play all. I play a lot of sports. So
Speaker 2: for me getting on the court and playing a new
Speaker 2: sport that's similar to other sports, I picked it up
Speaker 2: very quickly. You don't play tennis, you don't play ping pong,
Speaker 2: you don't play paddle tennis, you don't play racket at all. No,
Speaker 2: so getting on a on a pick a ball court
Speaker 2: for someone like you is probably not going to be
Speaker 2: a smooth transition. It probably will not. But but I
Speaker 2: feel like I can get an insult. I could volley,
Speaker 2: I could do something I can. I can go get
Speaker 2: the ball. You don't have any faith in me. I
Speaker 2: don't sport. What's the last sport you played in? When?
Speaker 2: Was it? Maybe softball? Back in college? Oh? Oh, and
Speaker 2: as long as it's been since you're in college more
Speaker 2: than more than four years. No, you played softball on
Speaker 2: the on the on the on the work team, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the work play charity softball. Yes, I did, I did.
Speaker 2: I've seen you play sports. Well that was ten years
Speaker 2: ago with the Brooklyn Cyclones. Yeah, no, I haven't did
Speaker 2: it recently. Yeah, we did the Autism Speak Celebrity Softball game,
Speaker 2: that's correct, and then we did the Brooklyn the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Cyclone Celebrity softball game also like eight ten years did
Speaker 2: that was probably the last time I played, right, I
Speaker 2: haven't like taken a shot in basketball. I haven't haven't
Speaker 2: dribbled the ball. I haven't done that. I haven't done.
Speaker 2: How good would scary be getting on a pickleball court
Speaker 2: having not played any sport in ten years? Scale of
Speaker 2: one to ten. Leave us a talk back, it's the podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, Brody against my better judgment? You have better judgment.
Speaker 2: I went out with Nate from The Big Show Elsterman
Speaker 2: Show on Saturday Night. Now, I say that because Nate
Speaker 2: has a tendency to drink a lot and then sometimes
Speaker 2: get us thrown out of places, as we did at
Speaker 2: the Jane Hotel that one time when we were away.
Speaker 2: He claims we were asked to leave, and he's always
Speaker 2: you know, said, hey mean, I wouldn't mind it, you know,
Speaker 2: if ever I got into a fight at a bar,
Speaker 2: and you know me that's not me. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: a lover, not a fighter. Yeah. Well, we were having
Speaker 2: an amazing dinner. It was me and him and a
Speaker 2: buddy of his that he knows from growing up, and
Speaker 2: we had an awesome dinner in the village and then
Speaker 2: we went over to the Highlight Room, which is this
Speaker 2: rooftop place in the city. It was covered, of course,
Speaker 2: and the bar was covered or your meal was covered. No,
Speaker 2: the bar was covered. It was like, I don't want
Speaker 2: people to think rooftop bar, what are you doing in
Speaker 2: the middle of March. So it had a clarify. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we were feeling good. We had a couple of drinks
Speaker 2: in us. We were the music was on point. They
Speaker 2: were doing your hand on his thigh, They were putting
Speaker 2: some they were doing some throwbacks like throwback hip hop
Speaker 2: and great dance music from the two thousands and whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you know like Nicki Minaj, they played Nicki Minaj. You
Speaker 2: know I grew up from your childhood childhood. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: do you know when you go to a bar. And
Speaker 2: I don't know if people, if the slices can think
Speaker 2: about it this way, but when you go into a bar,
Speaker 2: sometimes under the bar there were these little hooks for
Speaker 2: purses jackets that you could put under the bar. It's
Speaker 2: basically under the ledge of the bar where you you know,
Speaker 2: and now there's no seats at your feet, by your knees,
Speaker 2: right by the knees if you're sitting on a stool,
Speaker 2: Now there are no stools. They take them away because
Speaker 2: it's prime time on a Friday night, Saturday night, whatever.
Speaker 2: So we put our coach down and this is, dude,
Speaker 2: this is straight out of like no, straight out of
Speaker 2: a curb or your enthusiasm episode, because you will relate
Speaker 2: very shortly if you don't already. So we're standing in
Speaker 2: front of the bar. We get a space to bar,
Speaker 2: and then right below it there are these hooks. So
Speaker 2: the three of us put our jacket on them, were
Speaker 2: sharing a hook and as we you know, we order
Speaker 2: and we drink. What happens brody as the place gets
Speaker 2: a little bit more crowded, you start to drift a
Speaker 2: little right from that area. Sure, and as a courtesy,
Speaker 2: these three women walk up. They need a place to
Speaker 2: they need they want to go and get a drink
Speaker 2: at the bar. So they're like, hey, we get in here,
Speaker 2: and then you know, we move aside for them. Now
Speaker 2: we're pushed a good four feet away from our coats
Speaker 2: because we're like, ah, you know what, this space is
Speaker 2: empty here. You guys go stand over there and you
Speaker 2: go or do you drink?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: And the girl comes up to Nate and goes, whose
Speaker 2: coats are these? Are these your coats? So then Nate
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, these are our coats and she goes
Speaker 2: very very belligerent, says, oh, okay, well we're here now
Speaker 2: you're gonna move those right, So then that starts that
Speaker 2: begat the Great bar coat hook standoff. So Nate goes
Speaker 2: right back over to the area by the coats and says, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we were here first, we put our coach down, we
Speaker 2: ordered drinks, we let you into our space, and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but now you're you're standing over there, so this is
Speaker 2: our we're standing here now we want to put our
Speaker 2: coats down, and they was like, the fuck you are
Speaker 2: find an empty hook. So Brody, I thought punches were
Speaker 2: gonna be thrown. I started doing the scary uh tap
Speaker 2: dance like I'm out of here. Yeah, get out of
Speaker 2: that right right, because three women, angry women who were
Speaker 2: probably from don't want to say Staten Island. That type
Speaker 2: of ads. He were to no, no offense to Staten Island.
Speaker 2: They were like going at him. So he wait, I
Speaker 2: thought you were going to say they took the coach
Speaker 2: off the hooks and drop him on the floor. They
Speaker 2: were about so so, so Nate guards the coach in
Speaker 2: the area by the bar, puts us back to the
Speaker 2: bar and folds his arms and with the shit eating
Speaker 2: grin on his face, it was like m M, yep right,
Speaker 2: and she starts getting loud. You what kind of guys
Speaker 2: are you? That's you. Guys are supposed to be gentlemen.
Speaker 2: You're not a gentleman. You're you're a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: And then the two of them start going at it,
Speaker 2: and they were getting loud, and I really thought this
Speaker 2: woman was gonna hit him, until funny, did you guys
Speaker 2: give up that space so they could stand there? We
Speaker 2: gave up the space so they can get in and
Speaker 2: get some drinks. But fuck you, these are our hooks.
Speaker 2: So they neither wanted the space and the hooks. Yes,
Speaker 2: but that they didn't have got their drinks. You should
Speaker 2: have taken your space back. They were just they felt justified.
Speaker 2: No because now we found another open space, another area
Speaker 2: there were no hooks. There were no hooks in that,
Speaker 2: and all the hooks were already taken. So she expected
Speaker 2: that because because we moved five feet away from our coats,
Speaker 2: that just because our coats were over there, and now
Speaker 2: they're standing over the area where our coats are, where
Speaker 2: they're gonna plant their asses, that that all of a
Speaker 2: sudden they get to use the coat hooks and then
Speaker 2: we have to take our coats off and hold our coats. No,
Speaker 2: you gave them the spot to stand right, there's no
Speaker 2: commit Are there stools? No, this is not even a question. No,
Speaker 2: they don't get the hooks too. They don't get the hooks.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck did they think they? How did it end?
Speaker 2: How did it end?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: It got with the girl getting into Nate's face and
Speaker 2: Nate's boy Jason jumping in between them to kind of
Speaker 2: like separate them. This girl was gonna smack him or
Speaker 2: hit him or throw a hook and I'm like, I don't,
Speaker 2: we don't need this. First of all, it was my
Speaker 2: contact that got us in the bar. Okay, of course
Speaker 2: he had a contact. Of course, if we hadn't had
Speaker 2: your contact, make sure you went. He went over to
Speaker 2: them and said, these guys are with me. There's nine
Speaker 2: flights down. We came up and elevated. We were on
Speaker 2: a roof. But either way, I'm like, I don't need
Speaker 2: this looking badly on me. I don't need bouncers to
Speaker 2: escort us out. And then my boy sees it the
Speaker 2: guy we're being deposited into the street, and then mys
Speaker 2: like two girls had two guys somewhere at that rooftop
Speaker 2: ball who showed up like two minutes later. Nate would
Speaker 2: have had his bar fight that he wanted. Hey, were
Speaker 2: these two girls in the bar by any chance carrying
Speaker 2: an upside down Captain America popcorn bucket? No, they were not.
Speaker 2: Why why do you ask? Okay, because the people that
Speaker 2: one was pregnant from the movie Theater from the movie
Speaker 2: Theater spot, I see that was that was That's what
Speaker 2: it sounds like. That's a callback, right, So yeah, so
Speaker 2: fuck that. I'm sorry, I'm getting all crazy, but no,
Speaker 2: you should listen. I have I have two bar coach
Speaker 2: stories for you. Coincidentally, no way, so yes, I do so.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: End of the story is, uh, we didn't give up
Speaker 2: the coach. They stood, We stood out ground and they
Speaker 2: backed off. All right, good, very good. So, uh, two
Speaker 2: fridays in a row, I went out with my friend
Speaker 2: to go watch UH sports on on on TV at
Speaker 2: the at the restaurant bar that we like. So we
Speaker 2: went on Friday night, uh two weeks ago maybe I
Speaker 2: think the Knicks were playing something like that, and my waiters,
Speaker 2: my bartender was George, and I ordered what I always order,
Speaker 2: but I don't normally sit at the bar. It was
Speaker 2: really crowded, so we were like, let's sit a tomorrow
Speaker 2: watch the game. So I ordered what I normally order,
Speaker 2: and I ordered without horseradish, sauce, without pickles, with extra
Speaker 2: with Russian dressing on the right the way I like it. Right,
Speaker 2: the sandwich, I like the way I like it. Give
Speaker 2: me a cheese with nothing, nothing, nothing anyway. I want
Speaker 2: to talk more about this experience, but I want to
Speaker 2: stick to the coat story. So we're sitting there watching
Speaker 2: the game, and you know, my order comes out perfectly,
Speaker 2: perfectly with the five modifications I wanted. Is exactly what.
Speaker 2: Everything's great, no problem with the George is fantastic. He's
Speaker 2: getting me drinks, you know, so it is whatever whatever, okay.
Speaker 2: So at this point, it's still cold in the area,
Speaker 2: so everyone has their coats. Now they have high backed
Speaker 2: stools at this restaurant, so my coat is on the
Speaker 2: back of my stool. Okay, okay. George comes over and
Speaker 2: he goes, hey, guys, I got a guy on the
Speaker 2: phone says his coat was stolen when he was here.
Speaker 2: Anybody see a coat get stolen. So everyone at the
Speaker 2: bar is looking around, and it's like, I didn't see
Speaker 2: aybody steal a coat. How would I know they stole
Speaker 2: a coat. If I see somebody grabbing a coat, I
Speaker 2: assume it's their coat. By the way, if you're listening
Speaker 2: in South Florida, you relate to none of this. You
Speaker 2: don't have to. When it's seventy degrees. They put a
Speaker 2: coat on. So everyone's looking around like it's like, I
Speaker 2: didn't see anybody steal a coat. So the guy goes, well,
Speaker 2: look around, look on the floor, see if there's a coat.
Speaker 2: It's a black coat with a with a whatever he
Speaker 2: describes the coat. So I look down and I see
Speaker 2: a coat on the floor between my chair and the
Speaker 2: one next to me that you know, resembles the coat
Speaker 2: he's describing. I go, I don't know is this the coat?
Speaker 2: He goes, Yeah, he goes idiots says his coat was stolen.
Speaker 2: So here's my question. If you're at a bar and
Speaker 2: it's cold outside and you leave the bar without your coat,
Speaker 2: and then you call the bar and say my coat
Speaker 2: was stolen, how did you not notice you didn't have
Speaker 2: your coat when you went outside in the cold and
Speaker 2: you had to wait till you got home to call
Speaker 2: when you have a phone in your car, and then
Speaker 2: you call and say my coat was stolen, as opposed
Speaker 2: to saying, oh, I think I left my coat there. Now,
Speaker 2: it's one thing if you're at the bar was completely
Speaker 2: hammered and didn't know what the fuck was and how
Speaker 2: did they get I don't know how drunk, but anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 2: My point is, if you're at the bar and you
Speaker 2: go up to the bartender and you can't find your coat,
Speaker 2: you can go I think my coat was stolen. But
Speaker 2: if you leave the bar without your coat in the
Speaker 2: cold weather and it was like forty degrees that night,
Speaker 2: how are you gonna go home and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I think my coat was stolen. No, you're a fucking idiot,
Speaker 2: or you're an alcoholic, you drunk off your ass. Yeah,
Speaker 2: his coat was stolen. It was on the floor, the
Speaker 2: fucking idiot. Hi. So the next Friday night, another coat. Sorry, yes,
Speaker 2: I love it. We go back to the same place.
Speaker 2: We're like, you know, we had a eight time. George
Speaker 2: was great, they got my order, right, Let's go back
Speaker 2: there watch the game again on Friday night. So we
Speaker 2: need two spots at the bar, and there's an empty
Speaker 2: seat and then to the right of the empty seat
Speaker 2: is a coat. Is a chair full of coats, and
Speaker 2: a couple of girls next to them to the right
Speaker 2: of that right, and it's like fur coats. They're clearly women's,
Speaker 2: like fluffy, furry looking coats. So my buddy's like, well,
Speaker 2: let's just get just sit here. So I said, excuse me,
Speaker 2: can we get the seat because now I'm using it.
Speaker 2: So I said, you're using it for your coats. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, but you can put the coats in
Speaker 2: the back of your seat. Now they keep falling off. Okay,
Speaker 2: but the seat's not for you. The seat's not for
Speaker 2: your for your coats. Well, we got here early. You
Speaker 2: should have gotten here earlier. So now wait a second.
Speaker 2: This is now seats are not for coats. For seats
Speaker 2: are for right down. Here's where it pays off that
Speaker 2: I'm now a regular because I've been there two fridays
Speaker 2: in a row. I see my waiter George, who, by
Speaker 2: the way, who got my order right the last time,
Speaker 2: and I gave him a very nice tip. I said, hey,
Speaker 2: excuse me, George, can you settle a bet? Hold on,
Speaker 2: what's what? Write this down? What's the day, what's the
Speaker 2: day time of it? I always give a nice tip.
Speaker 2: So he says, hey, how's it going. I said, good,
Speaker 2: good to go. I settle a bet for me if
Speaker 2: you get here first. Can you use the chair for
Speaker 2: your coats? He says absolutely not. I said, great, please
Speaker 2: move your coats. Ah, She's like, this is mumbling on
Speaker 2: the curson under her breath. She moved the coats, so
Speaker 2: we sit down. Does this place have a coat check?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, even more of a reason that you were right,
Speaker 2: But okay, no. I did I mention the co check
Speaker 2: with the guy who said his coat was stolen.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a coach check place. It's a put
Speaker 2: your chair in the back of your stool and it
Speaker 2: does himself back anyway when I sit down to order.
Speaker 2: So that's the coach story was this bitch thing. She
Speaker 2: can keep the coach, the coach on her chair or
Speaker 2: extra chair. So I sit down and George says to me,
Speaker 2: so you're having the same thing. I said, you remember,
Speaker 2: He goes, Yeah, last week you ordered a you had
Speaker 2: to seize the salad to start. You had a French
Speaker 2: dip sandwich, no horse riders dressing, Russian dressing on the side,
Speaker 2: no pickles on the plates, and instead of French fries,
Speaker 2: you wanted to potatoes skin no skyon. Wow. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: it's only I was only hit last week. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: He must have a photograph, but he says, it was
Speaker 2: a unique order. You were very nice. We had a
Speaker 2: nice conversation. I remembered it. He said, anytime you come in,
Speaker 2: I got you. Bro Oh my god, you might have
Speaker 2: You might have met the perfect waiter in David Brodie world.
Speaker 2: I'm in heaven. Is this like, are we in the
Speaker 2: Sims right now? Is this even real life? Yeah? That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm not going I'm not going back this week, but
Speaker 2: next time I go. He's like, he's got my orders
Speaker 2: ready to go. Agreed? Is that, ladies, Jam Bartley has
Speaker 2: met his match. Finally, somebody who got it. I doesn't
Speaker 2: have to ask, probably didn't write it down and remembered it,
Speaker 2: and we'll remember it forever more. I guess you're going
Speaker 2: every weekend to this place. Well I told him, I said,
Speaker 2: you're not going to see me this weekend. But uh,
Speaker 2: very excited. But yeah, Coats, Coats of the bane of
Speaker 2: our existence is what I'm saying. All right now, Scary,
Speaker 2: you told me you want to have another guest on
Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, I do you? Are you okay with that?
Speaker 2: Or do you want you want to say yes, no, no, listen,
Speaker 2: if you've got something right now, let's do that and
Speaker 2: then and then we could always could always go go
Speaker 2: to that person. I want to have Gandhi from from
Speaker 2: the Big Show on because oh, okay, I want to
Speaker 2: I want to That's funny, you say Gandhi because I
Speaker 2: have a funny story. I would like Gandhi on the
Speaker 2: air for I'd like Gandi on. Can you get her
Speaker 2: on the phone. We could do it right now, or
Speaker 2: we could save it for the next break. Whatever you
Speaker 2: want to do, you want you want to do something else?
Speaker 2: This is our third break, right, yeah? But yeah, we
Speaker 2: could do three or four, three or four? Do you know?
Speaker 2: Let me if you know what let's do. Let me
Speaker 2: let me. I'll save I'll save the story that I
Speaker 2: want her for. Okay, until she's on the phone. Let
Speaker 2: me read a couple of things off my phone that
Speaker 2: I've been saving. Here on a second, Okay, yep, this
Speaker 2: person posted. Not a friend of mine, but I was
Speaker 2: one of the groups I'm in. I can't believe my kid.
Speaker 2: I just said O contrare mo frey, and my twenty
Speaker 2: three year old had no clue what I meant. So
Speaker 2: everybody wrote, that's because it's all contre montfrere. No wonder
Speaker 2: she didn't know what you were talking about. Well, even
Speaker 2: at even the three year old will not understand that either.
Speaker 2: But twenty three year old, twenty three year old, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2: Twenty three year old wrote, he wrote O h C
Speaker 2: O N t r A r E M O f
Speaker 2: r A I r oh contrere mo frere. And you
Speaker 2: know he didn't say it with a French accent. Now
Speaker 2: you know it's weird about that. I know that phrase
Speaker 2: really well, oh contre monfrere, but I don't know what
Speaker 2: that even means? What does it mean? On the contrary
Speaker 2: my friend, Oh core Montfrere right, okay, okay, wonder how
Speaker 2: that became popular. I don't know. Probably from a movie. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I was on a page of a guy talking about
Speaker 2: Italian food. They were like, oh, everyone has an uncle
Speaker 2: like this, and his uncle was Italian. So this guy writes,
Speaker 2: speak English, you're in America, and he writes it you yo,
Speaker 2: you are, You're in America. So I wrote back. So
Speaker 2: I wrote back, you too, buddy, It's you Aposta ra
Speaker 2: So I love to speak America. People speak English. People.
Speaker 2: What did they write back? I'd love to know. No,
Speaker 2: they didn't write anything back. Shout out to Aaron Kaplan.
Speaker 2: We were asking he's Cappy Cap on Instagram. We were
Speaker 2: asking people where they listened to our podcast, and he
Speaker 2: said he showed us a picture. Because I'm assuming he's
Speaker 2: in the Navy or has connections. He was in the
Speaker 2: crow's nest of an aircraft carrier in the middle of
Speaker 2: the North Pacific. Oh my god. He sent a picture
Speaker 2: of him holding all the planes out on the deck.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'll have to zoom in. You see that.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, right, the flight deck. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this person in my chicken palm group that I'm part
Speaker 2: of on Facebook. Were you part of a chicken parm group? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a chicken it's for Jersey chicken palm people if
Speaker 2: you want to. People post pictures where they had their
Speaker 2: favorite chicken palm to get for everything. Really, this is
Speaker 2: excellent chicken palm at low And they wrote local period
Speaker 2: Little Silver, New Jersey. So everybody wrote, well, where's the
Speaker 2: location in in in in in in Little Silver, New Jersey?
Speaker 2: And uh They're like, yeah, little Silver, what restaurant? And
Speaker 2: someone wrote local and they were, yeah, what's the locale?
Speaker 2: What restaurant? The name of the restaurant is local, So
Speaker 2: it fucked everybody up. Yeah, what's the local? Well I
Speaker 2: thought you would say the local is in local calorie,
Speaker 2: but okay, no, no, okay, it's a high colnary. I
Speaker 2: sold I sold something on Facebook to a guy. Okay, no,
Speaker 2: you don't say I did. Yep, but it it was Facebook.
Speaker 2: You were, yeah, it was a piece of furniture. I
Speaker 2: sold something that was that we didn't use anymore and
Speaker 2: I didn't need it, and I was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna sell it. So the way my the way my
Speaker 2: townhouse is located. It's easier for me, and where the
Speaker 2: piece was located the it was closer to the door
Speaker 2: that's in the back side of the townhouse, which is
Speaker 2: actually the front door. If you pull up on the street,
Speaker 2: you're where the garage is. It's the back door. So
Speaker 2: I said, when you get there, and I give him
Speaker 2: the address. I said, come, I give him the address
Speaker 2: of where I want him to go. Come to this street. Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll call it side Street because I'm on the corner
Speaker 2: of the community and park across from number let's say
Speaker 2: number one, Okay, on the left side of the street. Okay, yep.
Speaker 2: So again I said, when you get here, go to
Speaker 2: side Street and park on the left side of the
Speaker 2: street across from number one. Okay, okay, all right. So
Speaker 2: I see him out the window. He pulls up and
Speaker 2: he says, I'm here. So I messaged him and I said,
Speaker 2: you know on a Facebook messenger you're on the right
Speaker 2: side of the street. I need you to be on
Speaker 2: the left side of the street. He rights back, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll be right there. Please pull your car over to
Speaker 2: the left side of the street. Yep, I got it.
Speaker 2: And he gets out of his car. So I yet
Speaker 2: out the window. Hey man, I asked you three times
Speaker 2: to pull over to the left side of the street.
Speaker 2: Do you not know which is the left side? I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm on this side. You really want to the correct side?
Speaker 2: Is the left side? I said? You really? Right? Do
Speaker 2: you really want to carry it across the street?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: How many fucking times do you need to tell someone
Speaker 2: to pull over to the left side of the If
Speaker 2: you don't know what side is the left side, don't
Speaker 2: fucking drive a car. Well, maybe he thought you meant
Speaker 2: right as incorrect. Oh, yeah, that's the right side of
Speaker 2: the street. Scary, I said left, over and over again.
Speaker 2: I said, pull over to the left side of the street. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you you yelled at him, that's the right side
Speaker 2: of the street. No I didn't. I said, that's not
Speaker 2: the left side of the street, that's the right side.
Speaker 2: You need to go to the other side of the street.
Speaker 2: Whatever words I said, the right Yeah, but he might
Speaker 2: have been hearing it as as right as straight, right
Speaker 2: is correct, defending oh, I must be on the right
Speaker 2: side of the street because you said that street. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I said, please pull over to the left side of
Speaker 2: the street, over and over again, and he walked across
Speaker 2: the street. He knew what fucking side I lived on,
Speaker 2: I said, across from Okay, next thing, Why did it
Speaker 2: even matter if he was on the left of the right.
Speaker 2: Did it matter because I didn't want to carry the
Speaker 2: fucking heavy piece of furniture across the street when I
Speaker 2: didn't have to, dumb ass, how heavy was this piece
Speaker 2: of furniture? And what furniture was heavy?
Speaker 1: What was it? Was it?
Speaker 2: Because I mean, I mean, be a layers a six
Speaker 2: foot tall wooden c details. Okay, well, now you're painting
Speaker 2: the picture better. I could have been a lamp, for
Speaker 2: all I know, A heavy piece of furniture, you dumb fuck.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But maybe you had a dollie or
Speaker 2: some kind of a hand truck. I said, Carrie three times.
Speaker 2: Holy shit with you today. I'm just saying you don't
Speaker 2: use eBay. But when you're on eBay, I don't. You
Speaker 2: can post things for sale and give the option of
Speaker 2: buy it now, which is usually at a higher price
Speaker 2: if someone doesn't want afraid to lose it. You're like,
Speaker 2: i'll buy it now, or there's a new option. It's
Speaker 2: been around for a couple of years where you could
Speaker 2: say I'll sell it to the best offer, meaning if
Speaker 2: a bunch of people make offers whoever I want to
Speaker 2: sell it to. Right, Okay, so I'm selling I was
Speaker 2: selling something for twelve dollars best offer, now if I can,
Speaker 2: if you're selling something, if I'm selling something to twelve dollars, scary,
Speaker 2: make me an offer twelve dollars. Uh, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'll give you six? Okay, someone else might give me eight.
Speaker 2: All right, it's listed for twelve. If you wanted it
Speaker 2: for twelve, you can just bid twelve. Correct. Correct, this
Speaker 2: person bid twenty offered me twenty four dollars for it. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's foolish. Yes, the best offer doesn't mean the thing's
Speaker 2: been sitting there for six months. Oh right, Because if
Speaker 2: you say best offer, best offer in my mind means
Speaker 2: twelve dollars is the max. No, twelve dollars is the
Speaker 2: minimum bid. If you want to make a bid in
Speaker 2: the option, you bid twelve. Okay. But when somebody says,
Speaker 2: I'll accept the best But if the best offer is
Speaker 2: six dollars and nobody bids twelve, then I can decline
Speaker 2: it and not sell it. Okay, But best offer could
Speaker 2: be much lower than what you're expecting, right, which is
Speaker 2: why you decline it and say that's not right. This
Speaker 2: person decided to go in the other direction and said,
Speaker 2: fuck it, well, I'm just gonna beat everybody the month
Speaker 2: for twelve. They could have had the thing for twelve dollars,
Speaker 2: so I sold it for twenty four because they don't
Speaker 2: know how shit works. That's funny, all right, Well, haunt
Speaker 2: with the best offer thing? Is that like a new
Speaker 2: thing or is that your classic? That's your classic? Slices?
Speaker 2: What did you did? You slices? Not hear me say
Speaker 2: it's a new thing for a few years now. I
Speaker 2: said that to serious, So you should listen to this.
Speaker 2: So let me ask you this. Okay, So I know
Speaker 2: the buy it now thing, and I haven't been on
Speaker 2: eBay in a long time. I just told you there's
Speaker 2: the classic auction, and then there's the eBay that buy
Speaker 2: it now, and and this piece, this whatever you call it,
Speaker 2: this best offer, make offer, make off? No, but is
Speaker 2: there a time limit on that?
Speaker 4: Do you have to know?
Speaker 2: Okay? So you that's like an open thing at for
Speaker 2: as long as this item is up, give me your price, right,
Speaker 2: make me an offer. Okay, But why would you offer
Speaker 2: me double what I was asking you wouldn't, I mean,
Speaker 2: if you would want it, right, if you really want it,
Speaker 2: you can see nobody's made a bit on it yet, right,
Speaker 2: So off of fifteen, if somebody comes back with a
Speaker 2: better offer, then i'll then then you can up your
Speaker 2: offer a few in opposite direction. But this person really
Speaker 2: wanted the thing, so all right, best that my offer
Speaker 2: is better than no offer. I'm just saying. Someone I
Speaker 2: know posted this. There was a story out a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago about an asteroid, a huge asteroid, striking
Speaker 2: the Earth, possibly in twenty thirty two. Yep, like a
Speaker 2: devastatingly big earthquake. I heard that story eliminating. Okay, So
Speaker 2: this person that I know, an acquaintance from school years ago, writes,
Speaker 2: this story indicates there's a three point one percent chance
Speaker 2: that it will strike the Earth in twenty thirty two.
Speaker 2: So far, so good. Yeah, he writes, I'm no mathematician,
Speaker 2: but it seems to me it either hits the Earth
Speaker 2: or it doesn't. Wouldn't that make it fifty to fifty?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, people don't understand statistics, and okay, yeah, odds, yes,
Speaker 2: they don't understand how options. The only two options are
Speaker 2: that it hits and it doesn't hit. I get that,
Speaker 2: but the odds are of it hitting are three point
Speaker 2: two percent one percent. Rather, because it can go in
Speaker 2: a million different angles, one of the three point one
Speaker 2: out of one hundred angles hit the earth. Person doesn't understand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the other ninety six point nine percent of the possible
Speaker 2: angles of the trajectory of this rock awful, don't hit
Speaker 2: the earth? What the fuck is wrong with people? Everything? Brody? Everything? Okay,
Speaker 2: let me see what else I got.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I got a job offer from a phone number, a
Speaker 2: text message that said call me. I saw your resume.
Speaker 2: One off you a position with our company. Okay. When
Speaker 2: I google the phone number, it's a it's a an
Speaker 2: out of state. I'm not gonna say what state, but
Speaker 2: not New Jersey, not even close to New Jersey. Uh
Speaker 2: pressure washer company that pressure washes your deck. So the
Speaker 2: phone number is is not real, is what I'm saying. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's not real. Okay, Oh, I'm sorry, you know what
Speaker 2: it was. Let me see if I have the phone.
Speaker 2: I may, I may have the phone. Here wasn't a
Speaker 2: text message, it was a voicemail. Will you tell me
Speaker 2: if this is legit. Let me pull up the voicemail
Speaker 2: from Jean Claude. See if I have here it is? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you hear it is. I don't know if I have
Speaker 2: the whole thing here, but here we go. Hold on,
Speaker 2: here you go, hold on see if you can hear that.
Speaker 2: Hold on here we go? Ready, yeah, been ready.
Speaker 3: Hey David, this is John claud from Travel Skill. I
Speaker 3: was recently speaking to Denominatant. She told me to reach
Speaker 3: out to you, David. We are partnered up with the NBA.
Speaker 3: I'd love to have further conversation about how we can
Speaker 3: help benefit you guys. Again, please reastract me at two
Speaker 3: two six.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is Jean Claude from travel Scan. Well,
Speaker 2: you know Scary travel Scale, the famous travels oh so famous.
Speaker 2: He was recently who speaks like this? I was recently
Speaker 2: speaking to Dina Ahmed. Oh you were? You were talking
Speaker 2: to Dina Ahmed? Of course, that's good, who I also
Speaker 2: don't know and don't believe is a real person. And
Speaker 2: she told me to reach out to Dina told Jean Claude, hey, uncle,
Speaker 2: you know you should do today. You should reach out
Speaker 2: to David. Somehow he has my phone number and knows
Speaker 2: my name. We are parted with the NBA. It's part
Speaker 2: of the NBA. Dude, right there, it's a win win
Speaker 2: for now. Look at you. I'd love to help you
Speaker 2: offer your credit card number? What's he sailed on to?
Speaker 3: Love to have further conversation for how we can help
Speaker 3: benefit you guys.
Speaker 2: Again. Oh, he wants to talk to benefit you guys.
Speaker 2: That means and and again means that it was done before.
Speaker 2: You guys have worked with them before. Apparently, yeah, you guys,
Speaker 2: you guys, he's calling me, but it's you guys who
Speaker 2: wants to help. I don't remember anybody my family being
Speaker 2: helped out by the NBA. But thank you Dina Ahmed. Okay,
Speaker 2: Dina for for that valuable pass off to Jean Claude.
Speaker 2: But my point is the phone number is a pressure
Speaker 2: washing company in area code two two six, Not the NBA. No,
Speaker 2: not not even close. Wow, my god, And there are
Speaker 2: people that will fall for that. That's the same thing
Speaker 2: I could let me call. Let me call him back,
Speaker 2: because you know, Dina recommended him to call me. I
Speaker 2: should probably call him back. Because he's partnering with the NBA.
Speaker 2: We should pass they've helped me out before we should pee. Guys,
Speaker 2: wash out your mouth with soap, Brody. It's the official
Speaker 2: power washer of the NBA. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 4: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: I think it's time we get Gandhi from the Big
Speaker 2: Show on because I got a bone to pick with
Speaker 2: her and I need to prove myself right and make
Speaker 2: myself look better. Thanks. All right, So I'm going to
Speaker 2: talk to you about before we get in with her.
Speaker 2: I need to tell her the story, uh that she
Speaker 2: might be able to relate to. Okay, sounds good. Let's
Speaker 2: see this all goes according to plan. Hey, what do
Speaker 2: you know the phone works? Man? I hope she answers.
Speaker 2: I told her we'd be calling her potentially. Well, I
Speaker 2: got this conversation I was going to tell on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I need her to it's helpful. She's on the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be great.
Speaker 4: She Oh Hi, Hi God your answer?
Speaker 2: Hi? Hey, what's up? It's a scary brody and brody
Speaker 2: and scary? Yeah either way? And you have and you're
Speaker 2: with Brant. Haven't spoken a Gandhi since yesterday?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 2: And Brandon's with.
Speaker 4: You too, right, he is actually right here right now?
Speaker 2: What do you want you well, jes Hey, what's up, Brandon?
Speaker 2: How are you pretty? Pay Brandon? Hey, listen, before we
Speaker 2: get into why Scary wanted to speak to you guys,
Speaker 2: because I don't know why he wanted to speak to
Speaker 2: you guys. I wanted to I was. I had a
Speaker 2: story for the podcast, and when he said he might
Speaker 2: be calling you, I said, oh my god, you'd get
Speaker 2: a particular kick out of this story. So I'm going
Speaker 2: to apologize in advance for the accent I'm going to do.
Speaker 2: But I want your opinion on this, and tell me
Speaker 2: how often you've had to deal with this in your life.
Speaker 2: So I'm at my friend's house. Met my friend's house
Speaker 2: and he says, hey, man, I got to make a
Speaker 2: quick business call. I got a new client, and you know,
Speaker 2: just you know, just hang for a minute, and you know.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I'll go sit on the
Speaker 2: couch in the living room. And he's in the kitchen
Speaker 2: but it's an open floor plan so I can hear him.
Speaker 2: And for some reason, he's making himself a sandwich. He's
Speaker 2: having lun he's making lunch. He's you know, I already ate,
Speaker 2: so he's making himself a sandwich. So he puts the
Speaker 2: phone on speakerphone, so he gets the woman on the
Speaker 2: phone and he says, hello, you know, hey, it's it's me.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not going to say his name. And
Speaker 2: she says, oh, hello, glad you caught me a great
Speaker 2: timing that you caught me just now. He says, oh, why,
Speaker 2: he says, because I'm exhausted. I just got off a
Speaker 2: very long flight from home and I'm in New York now,
Speaker 2: I just landed. So he says, oh, where are you
Speaker 2: coming from India and she says, no, I live in Texas.
Speaker 2: So my point was my point was he assumed, because
Speaker 2: of her accent that she must be I know, you're like,
Speaker 2: that's not Indian accent, Brody, I know, but I was.
Speaker 4: Actually was okay, yes.
Speaker 2: That's that's why I'm clarifying. Anyone else listening is like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a dead on Indian accent. But I know what
Speaker 2: you would, Sata, So I apologize, so, you know, I
Speaker 2: could have done a little thicker of it. But anyway,
Speaker 2: my point is he heard the accent. She's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I just flew I just flew in from home. I
Speaker 2: landed in New York. And he assumed because of her accent, right,
Speaker 2: coming from another country overseas, like I would assume I
Speaker 2: would assume the same thing, right, But of all places,
Speaker 2: she's from Texas. Yeah, she's like Texas. Which is you know,
Speaker 2: your your family is from India and your father has
Speaker 2: an accent. People must think he's you know, how long
Speaker 2: you're visiting here for as opposed to the fact he
Speaker 2: lives here.
Speaker 4: I actually to be honest, Well, first of all, you
Speaker 4: might get a kick out of this, My Indian parents
Speaker 4: lived in Texas for a while. There's a massive Indian
Speaker 4: population in Texas. Yes, in Dallas. There's a little like
Speaker 4: a suburb of Dallas called Capel. All the Indian people
Speaker 4: live in Capel, Texas. Parents lived there for a while.
Speaker 2: Did you see Coppel?
Speaker 4: I'll let you have that, yes, Hotel.
Speaker 2: Okay. So how do people in India look at a
Speaker 2: map and say I want to go to America. You know,
Speaker 2: let's go to Texas. Because when I think of Indian people,
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, Texas, That's where I'm going. How does
Speaker 2: that happen?
Speaker 4: So typically it happens because of community. So they will
Speaker 4: have a family member who is in a certain place.
Speaker 4: That family member might start up business. There are a
Speaker 4: lot of hotels. My dad, my parents initially moved to Youngstown,
Speaker 4: Ohio because my dad's brother is a heart surgeon and
Speaker 4: he had a residency there, So that's where they went.
Speaker 4: That's typically how they decide where they're going.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know how. I know how people go
Speaker 2: once it's already a community. What I'm saying is I
Speaker 2: always wondered how the community starts where, Like the first
Speaker 2: guy was like, I'm gonna leave Mumbai and I'm going
Speaker 2: to I'm going to Texas.
Speaker 4: I will have to hunt down the first guy and
Speaker 4: ask would you make some calls NY as the official
Speaker 4: representative of India?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Make all right, let's get down to business, all right?
Speaker 2: And what's going on? Someone vacuuming in the background there?
Speaker 2: What's happening there? Brody? No, that's the community. No, by me,
Speaker 2: that's the community landscaping team. The weather is nice and
Speaker 2: they're back to landscaping. Great. I'm gonna mute my microphone
Speaker 2: when I'm not talking. Oh isn't that great that they
Speaker 2: do that during our podcast? Don't they have any decorum anyway?
Speaker 2: So real quick, and Brandon, I don't know if you
Speaker 2: know if you're privy to this, but I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna just gonna be very brief. Here's the deal. We're
Speaker 2: going on a trip the Big Show Elvis Daurancho. We're
Speaker 2: going to to the Bahamas tomorrow. And when it comes
Speaker 2: to traveling my everyone rips on me, and as they
Speaker 2: have on this podcast, including my co host David Brody here,
Speaker 2: they've ripped on me for the fact that I leave
Speaker 2: my girlfriend behind when it comes to going going through
Speaker 2: TSA when it goes because I go to go. You know,
Speaker 2: I have the global re entry and I got the
Speaker 2: TSA pre and the clear She wants none of it.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to go through the interview process. She's
Speaker 2: completely lazy. I've told her time and time again. Yeah
Speaker 2: all right, And as I said to Scary, I'm surprised
Speaker 2: leaving her at TSA all the time that she allows
Speaker 2: global re entry if you know what I mean. Hyoh, well, so,
Speaker 2: because I've now I I've always defended myself by saying, look,
Speaker 2: I will even pay for her and I will take
Speaker 2: care of her. I will treat her like gold. But
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to put in the time or the
Speaker 2: energy to friggin do this so to punish her. I
Speaker 2: go through TSA every time.
Speaker 4: And I go who doesn't want a boyfriend that punish them?
Speaker 2: But once again, slices, you are hundreds the slice of
Speaker 2: my witness. Brody and Gandhi already ganging up on me
Speaker 2: because they think I've been such That's crazy. No, it's
Speaker 2: like it's almost like enough of a punishment. When will
Speaker 2: she learn her lesson that if she wants to lie
Speaker 2: your teacher, I'm not taking off my shoes, I'm not
Speaker 2: taking off my jacket. I'm going through security as quick
Speaker 2: as I can because I can and she doesn't want to. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: you guys, only ever better than the Only thing better
Speaker 2: than going through TSA really quickly is spending more time
Speaker 2: with your girlfriend, your big dick. No, I'm not sitting
Speaker 2: in those lines. I'm not sitting in those lines. I
Speaker 2: refuse so what so Okay, So all that being said,
Speaker 2: I've been as as is happening again right now. They're
Speaker 2: not fastizing me. Hold on, hold on scary when you
Speaker 2: go through quick right, when you go through TASA, you go,
Speaker 2: you speed through. When you get to the other side,
Speaker 2: what do you do? I wait for her? Hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, what do you do? Scary? Where
Speaker 2: are you waiting when you say you're waiting for her?
Speaker 2: Normally I wait for her on the other side, just
Speaker 2: sitting there the other side, way on a bench. I
Speaker 2: meet her in the I'll meet her in the United Club.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he goes to the lounge and he sits there
Speaker 4: and enjoys a drink and kicks it. I've watched this happen.
Speaker 4: I've traveled with them many times. I've seen it happen. Also,
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you can hear Brandon cackling at
Speaker 4: this entire thing.
Speaker 2: Oh we can, Oh we can, absolutely So. Okay, so
Speaker 2: this is you're kicking back, but you feed up on
Speaker 2: the bar taking a drink at the United Club lounge
Speaker 2: while strangers are patting your girlfriend down looking for explosives.
Speaker 2: Are you having a drink? I'm such a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: I'm a piece of garbage. How dare I? Well? Okay,
Speaker 2: now here's how you're saying that later, here's how. Here's
Speaker 2: how this is proof that I'm a good boyfriend. Okay,
Speaker 2: here's what I do when I for this trip. We
Speaker 2: are a Gandhi and I are both happened to be
Speaker 2: sitting in business class. My girlfriend whose ticket was purchased,
Speaker 2: is sitting in economy class. So I said, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do. That would be the ultimate disc
Speaker 2: that spending the time on the plane is more important
Speaker 2: than waiting for her till I get her ship checked
Speaker 2: at did TSA pre and whatever the case or you
Speaker 2: know what, she's waiting, she's getting her shit checked. So
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is this what I'm saying. I said,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, Brodie sing zang zip zi z
Speaker 2: darry whatever you want to say that enough. So in
Speaker 2: this case, I said, you know what, I refuse. I
Speaker 2: refuse to leave my girlfriend behind when it comes to
Speaker 2: the actual flight. So I bought her an upgrade so
Speaker 2: she could sit next next to me in business class. Now, Gandhi,
Speaker 2: who's been chastising me for the past ten minutes, laughing
Speaker 2: and giggling, you have an opportunity, I know. Hold on
Speaker 2: before before we go to Gandhi, do you admit you
Speaker 2: got in the upgraded seat because you fucked her over
Speaker 2: at TSA?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Because no, because priorities. My priority is to fly with
Speaker 2: her in the seat. When it comes time to the
Speaker 2: fly in a way did you pay for it? She
Speaker 2: could have paid for it. Why did you pay for it?
Speaker 2: You pay for that a guilt because you left her TSA.
Speaker 2: You left her behind because the strangers are examining her behind.
Speaker 2: Because I'm a good man. Okay, Now, if you're a
Speaker 2: good man, you wouldn't. A good man doesn't punish their girlfriends. Gandhi, Okay,
Speaker 2: let Khany talk because because Gandhi is gonna be on
Speaker 2: the hot seat right now. So Gandhi shut up and
Speaker 2: speaking of no and speaking a hot seat, the TSA
Speaker 2: is checking out your girlfriend's behind. Okay, all right, so
Speaker 2: god you all right? You have an opportunity now to
Speaker 2: upgrade Brandon. And what I learned today on our ride
Speaker 2: home together is that you're like, fuck it, no, So
Speaker 2: you are leaving him in coach while you fly in business.
Speaker 2: I think that is far worse than me going ahead
Speaker 2: for a couple of minutes extra, and she's gonna sit
Speaker 2: there and be screened because she's lazy and doesn't want
Speaker 2: to go through the process to get on my level.
Speaker 2: Is this a business trip, yes, okay? And did the
Speaker 2: business by your better seat?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay?
Speaker 4: And so she's the better seat because our lovely boss,
Speaker 4: Elvis Durand wants me to sit next to him in
Speaker 4: first class. So even if I upgraded Brandon for one
Speaker 4: thousand dollars, by the way, he would, he's sitting.
Speaker 2: Next But you've got no problem. This is what This
Speaker 2: is my problem. I've got no problem leaving him in economy.
Speaker 2: Good Brandon, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 6: Man? I I'm cool with sitting with the luggage, to
Speaker 6: be honest, but I will say that I totally understand
Speaker 6: what you're saying. What I would not leave my girlfriend
Speaker 6: sitting in economy. However, I myself am totally good with
Speaker 6: going on the plane, sticking in my AirPods, pulling up
Speaker 6: my hood and going to sleep until we touch down.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not set, Brandon. But before you go brody, Brandon,
Speaker 2: I just want to say this. It's not about what
Speaker 2: you're comfortable with. It's about what the right thing to
Speaker 2: do is. And I am shocked my jaw hipper floor
Speaker 2: that that she didn't get you the upgrade. She's not
Speaker 2: paying for a ticket.
Speaker 4: Uh, you want to pay a thousand dollars of my
Speaker 4: own one? You're crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm biting my tongue here.
Speaker 4: But we got to get in.
Speaker 7: So like Brandon, I don't know, I've got I've got
Speaker 7: like a crazy shoe obsession and sometimes shoes magically just show.
Speaker 6: Up at my house.
Speaker 4: Oh this guy has like yeah, like.
Speaker 2: He gives me that upgrade in in other ways. So
Speaker 2: I'm Elvis splice of shoes is what I'm hearing. Thank you, Elvis.
Speaker 2: El Elvis buys you the shoes. He doesn't buy you
Speaker 2: the shoes. She's gotta feel pain on her hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on from hard on, hold on, let me let me,
Speaker 2: let me, let me chine, let me chime in here
Speaker 2: for a second. Number one, scary, you did not upgrade
Speaker 2: Robin to first class. There's a big finance. You said
Speaker 2: business class. No that is that is first class. It's it's.
Speaker 4: Your point.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you use points stupgrader, so you don't really
Speaker 2: feel pain there, I got you. Yeah, Okay, here's what
Speaker 2: I'll say. If if Elvis is buying off Brandon's silence,
Speaker 2: would shoes, then that's up to Brandon. Do you used
Speaker 2: to say, who said Elvis bought him shoes?
Speaker 4: Hold on, Elvis pays me a salary, so if I
Speaker 4: want to buy him a pair of Oh.
Speaker 2: So so Gandhi. Okay, Gandhi buys some shoes. Here's what
Speaker 2: I'll say. And this is a take that that nobody,
Speaker 2: nobody's thinking about this take. I'm gonna I'm gonna save
Speaker 2: that take for a second. Let me just get get
Speaker 2: back to this. First off, Uh, most people don't say
Speaker 2: no to Elvis. First of all, we know that. Of all,
Speaker 2: if it's my situation. Let's say I was flying and
Speaker 2: my wife was going me personally, I would lower my
Speaker 2: seat level and go sit with my wife because I
Speaker 2: don't have the money to put her in first class
Speaker 2: with me. I think the real problem here, for there's
Speaker 2: two problems. I feel like Gandhi, Well, hopefully, I think
Speaker 2: Gandhi will make it up to Brandon when they get there,
Speaker 2: take him out to dinner, wait for him in the
Speaker 2: in the United lounge. When she gets off the plane first,
Speaker 2: because first class gets off first, she will wait for him.
Speaker 2: I understand if they were going on a radio line.
Speaker 2: So by that logic, I made enough to rob by
Speaker 2: bringing her up to the front with me in exchange
Speaker 2: for me going to tsa prex And it's the same
Speaker 2: thing and no, because you had the you had the
Speaker 2: choice of waiting with her and going through anyway, and
Speaker 2: you chose not to wait with her because she's stubborn
Speaker 2: and she doesn't want to get tsa pre I do
Speaker 2: it to teach a lesson. No, you don't have to
Speaker 2: teach your grown adult girlfriend a lesson. I think the
Speaker 2: real problem here, Gandhi, when you when you agreed to
Speaker 2: go on this business trip, was Elvis aware at that
Speaker 2: exact moment that Brandon was also going.
Speaker 4: No, Brandon actually was not going until about a week ago. Okay,
Speaker 4: it was decided he can go and wants to go,
Speaker 4: so cool.
Speaker 2: Okay. So what I would say is if Elvis knew
Speaker 2: Brandon was going and then upgraded you to first class
Speaker 2: and left him in the back, then I would say
Speaker 2: it's Elvis's fault. However, He's got No, it's not. He
Speaker 2: didn't know Brandon was going. Once Brandon, knowing, knowing that
Speaker 2: Gandhi is sitting with Elvis up in the front of
Speaker 2: the front, the front of the front front by the captain,
Speaker 2: and then Brandon says, I'd like to go because Brandon,
Speaker 2: because Brandon, because Brandon jumped on board this trip knowing
Speaker 2: Number one, he gets to spend time with Gandhi, which
Speaker 2: is a win, knowing that he gets to I'm assuming
Speaker 2: stay in the hotel room in the nice hotel they're
Speaker 2: going course all of that, and and all the amenities
Speaker 2: they're going to have down there, and the beach and
Speaker 2: the pool. If his only price to pay is a
Speaker 2: storage seat in the back for well, you know, whatever
Speaker 2: the cost is, then I don't think he's in a
Speaker 2: position to complain, nor is he complaining. And I don't
Speaker 2: think he's in the wrong here or she's in the
Speaker 2: wrong now. If they planned a trip together and Gandhi
Speaker 2: and Gandhi said, you know what I hold on. If
Speaker 2: Gandhi says to Brandon, let's go, let's go to let's
Speaker 2: go to Aruba. But I make more than you, so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sit first class, And since you can't afford
Speaker 2: first class, you're asking sit in the back. That's fucking rude.
Speaker 2: And let's a scary move. That's a scary going. No,
Speaker 2: it's not exactly. If I did the same ship. If
Speaker 2: I do the same ship to Robin, hold on a second,
Speaker 2: if I if I if I enjoyed business class tomorrow
Speaker 2: and I left Robin and Coach, every one of you
Speaker 2: motherfuckers will be jumping on me for the same thing.
Speaker 4: Not at all scary. Here's the difference. Okay, So first
Speaker 4: of all, you know Elvis needs a flying buddy. He
Speaker 4: has to sit by some That's not your problem.
Speaker 2: That's not your problem. This is about you. This is
Speaker 2: about you. This is about you and Randon. Don't just
Speaker 2: hold on. Brandon wasn't going when the Seaton doesn't matter,
Speaker 2: was going now though? He's now going.
Speaker 4: Now he's going, and now, by the way, he's in
Speaker 4: economy plus like three rows behind us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still can't use the same restroom as you.
Speaker 2: See what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Guys coming down there for a work trip. He's about
Speaker 4: to go golf in Paradise and have the best time
Speaker 4: of his life. He didn't have to take care of
Speaker 4: any of this stuff. He's fine, he doesn't care. He
Speaker 4: didn't think twice about it. Whenever we actually fly together.
Speaker 4: By the way, I put him on my clear membership
Speaker 4: and we both are getting prechecks so that we can
Speaker 4: go through the line.
Speaker 2: Haw you get you're so sweet. Look at you.
Speaker 4: Extra point because you upgraded someone with points to first
Speaker 4: class and you want me to send one thousand dollars
Speaker 4: to upgrade Brandon to first class, which, by the way,
Speaker 4: there aren't even any first class he's availed.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Let me tell you if I if I
Speaker 2: question before you do that. I want to clarify something,
Speaker 2: because she said, if I was if I had money,
Speaker 2: if I had no no, if there was not a point,
Speaker 2: if it wasn't points that I had to upgrade her with.
Speaker 2: If I was forced into a cash payment, I would
Speaker 2: upgrade her with cash. I would do that just like,
Speaker 2: Hey Brandon, I'm poor. Yeah, Hey Brandon, would you rather
Speaker 2: Gandhi spend one thousand dollars and upgrade your ticket or
Speaker 2: buy you a dinner for one hundred dollars and spend
Speaker 2: time with you in the Bahamas?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I would. I would rather the money be spent somewhere else,
Speaker 5: right like rather than it doesn't make it understand, I
Speaker 5: totally understand what what Scary did said.
Speaker 4: No one ever, No, I get it.
Speaker 2: I would do the same thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, upgrade me to see that doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: If it was possible, if the seat existed, what would
Speaker 2: you do? Would you? Would you pony up the cash?
Speaker 2: You would?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, because Scary I'm a guy like you, and
Speaker 6: I would get all the ship that you would get.
Speaker 4: You are not like him, because if you start trying
Speaker 4: to punish me for things, I'll kill you, all right.
Speaker 2: That leads us to another question. Hey, Gandhi, how difficult
Speaker 2: was it for you to put Brandon on your clear?
Speaker 4: Oh it was like two seconds.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's something you can do for Robin. Right, I
Speaker 2: could put her on my clear, but I cannot put
Speaker 2: her on my TSA pree. She needs to go through
Speaker 2: all those friggin' she's got her. She's got to do
Speaker 2: it herself.
Speaker 4: But scary. Once you put somebody on clear, then the
Speaker 4: PreTect thing is actually through clear. Now, No, you just
Speaker 4: scan a QR code.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 4: You scan a little QR code and then you sign
Speaker 4: up online and the next time.
Speaker 2: You go to the airport. You don't get it automatically.
Speaker 2: You need to go through government officials at TSA to
Speaker 2: get there. The TSA pre.
Speaker 4: Next time you go to the airport, you have an
Speaker 4: appointment standing. You don't even need an appointment. You just
Speaker 4: go to the office and they clear you. Like Brandon
Speaker 4: said today, the line was about twenty five minutes. So
Speaker 4: he didn't do it because it was twenty five minutes.
Speaker 4: But he's gonna do it on his way back, So
Speaker 4: it's really not this.
Speaker 2: I don't think you get the same access. I don't
Speaker 2: think you get to leave a cad on and not
Speaker 2: take your shoes off.
Speaker 4: Yes you do. That's what PreCheck is, Toots. Oh, excuse,
Speaker 4: sign up for PreCheck through Clear. So it doesn't take
Speaker 4: Robin all that much energy to do it.
Speaker 2: If you want to do what happened to them, shit
Speaker 2: down with the officers and they start grilling you about
Speaker 2: your life and they yeah, when they found out I
Speaker 2: got arrested in Hawaii twenty five years ago. Oh I
Speaker 2: don't know they did. I got arrested in Hawaii? They like,
Speaker 2: do they?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Do they do? They don't? They Gandhi require you have.
Speaker 6: To do it.
Speaker 4: Okay, So okay, listen, here's the process.
Speaker 2: We're still doing a podcast. So let's let's make this quick.
Speaker 2: Right cry to this.
Speaker 4: You have clear through Clear. You can scan a QR code,
Speaker 4: put all of your information in. It signs you up
Speaker 4: to have a standing appointment with TSA. Whenever you come
Speaker 4: back through the airport, you can choose to go. So
Speaker 4: when will you guys come back? If Robin does this,
Speaker 4: when she comes back, she can just go sit down
Speaker 4: with them. So we'll have to wait in whatever line
Speaker 4: that is. But it's like twenty minutes and get her
Speaker 4: clear a prey check. It'll be fine.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: It was twenty five minutes for me because it was
Speaker 5: Detroit Airport.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it is.
Speaker 4: But either way, it's not gonna take forever. She's not
Speaker 4: gonna have to like set an appointment and go all right.
Speaker 2: We're gonna agree on this didn't turn out the way
Speaker 2: Scary thought. He thought we were gonna ambush Gandhi and
Speaker 2: make her feel bad and and and she's a horrible person. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was like, you tryna get Gandhi on the phone.
Speaker 2: We're gonna rip Gandhi. When do you hear what she did?
Speaker 2: You're gonna be bro You're gonna agree with me. Fuck cars,
Speaker 2: she's fucking up branding over I did it take. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: that's foul grass language. I appreciate you. You go sit
Speaker 2: in the back of the plane. Shut up.
Speaker 4: He's in seat eleven. F. He's gonna be fine. Wait, Brody,
Speaker 4: did Scary tell you what he did? As far as
Speaker 4: switching the first class and leaving me with all his
Speaker 4: luggage while he's trying to be mister freaking Marder over here.
Speaker 2: That's a love and another episode. No, come on, now,
Speaker 2: we can take a scary Let's take our last break.
Speaker 2: You don't want to hear this, Jesus Christ. Perhaps it's
Speaker 2: part two of the Gandhi Uh okay, Gandhi. Gandhi's with
Speaker 2: us with Brandon and and of course all we gotta
Speaker 2: talk about your sauce on the Sauce on the Side podcast,
Speaker 2: which everyone should be listening to. If you haven't, start
Speaker 2: listening to the book through Sauce on the Side podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, Gandhi, Yes, Ahad.
Speaker 4: So scary out here acting like a superhero when it
Speaker 4: comes to traveling. Let me tell you what he did.
Speaker 4: We were all all flying to Universal, We're all sitting
Speaker 4: in economy plus. Scary decided he wanted to try and
Speaker 4: upgrade to first class in case somebody didn't show up.
Speaker 4: It turns out that person didn't show up, so he
Speaker 4: was able to move up to business class seat from
Speaker 4: where we were. But he had already put all of
Speaker 4: his things in the overhead bin. By the way, you're
Speaker 4: only supposed to put one item in an overhead bin
Speaker 4: and not your coat here. He put both of his
Speaker 4: items in the overhead bin and his coat. So now
Speaker 4: it's above us and he moves up to business class.
Speaker 2: Okay, they switched me out after we were all the
Speaker 2: whole plane was seated, and they said, mister, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be clear that I didn't just leave
Speaker 2: my shit there, but everything was. All the bins were closed,
Speaker 2: they were going to take off, and I scurried up
Speaker 2: to the front where they put me. Let's be.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what he did. So his stuff was in
Speaker 4: the overhead bins near us by the way again a
Speaker 4: coat and two items, which makes him an overhead been pig.
Speaker 4: So that's okay.
Speaker 2: Fifteen he goes up to the front.
Speaker 4: So now he's sitting in business class now while we
Speaker 4: go to get off the plane. I would assume a
Speaker 4: normal person would just wait and come back and take
Speaker 4: their things. No, scary group texts everybody. And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: This is what the group text says. Please grab my jacket,
Speaker 4: my backpack, and my suit case. What's across from you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I can't go. I can't swim upstream.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't interrupt this train. This is how his text
Speaker 4: came in. I'm not kidding you, Brody. It's across from you.
Speaker 4: It's a black backpack, leather backpack. My black leather jacket
Speaker 4: is on top of it, and the dark brown toomy
Speaker 4: suitcase over ten to a black backpack. Please grab it. Okay.
Speaker 4: So he's now instructing the group to fetch his things
Speaker 4: so that he can get off the plane when he
Speaker 4: left that crap back there. So okay, So everybody gets
Speaker 4: off the plane. I grab all three of his things
Speaker 4: and my thing, and I get off the plane. One
Speaker 4: would expect that Scary would be right there, right outside
Speaker 4: the doors where you would normally wait if your luggage
Speaker 4: was gate checked, at his things, the door of the plane.
Speaker 2: The door of the plane. She wanted me to wait.
Speaker 2: That's where she wanted me to wait, in the middle
Speaker 2: of traffic when everybody's trying to get off the plane.
Speaker 4: Period.
Speaker 2: Hold one question, did Scary Did Scary look back and
Speaker 2: confirm and see that you took his stuff? It's too
Speaker 2: far back, No that that they They didn't come out
Speaker 2: for five minutes. Dude, we're talking about row one to ten.
Speaker 2: It takes me. You got off the plane, not even
Speaker 2: knowing for a fact she got your stuff or that
Speaker 2: she could help. I forget. I figured if I texted
Speaker 2: the whole group that was each one, there were five
Speaker 2: of them, each one would have one of my items,
Speaker 2: and know that they're not helping.
Speaker 4: It gets it gets better. So normally, again, they gate
Speaker 4: check luggage all the time. So there are people standing
Speaker 4: there right when you get off the plane. All the time.
Speaker 4: You weren't holding up traffic. You weren't blocking anything.
Speaker 2: Wheel Chair people, they're sitting there where wheelchairs waiting right wait,
Speaker 2: so again you're not blocking anything.
Speaker 4: You can just wait it right behind them to get
Speaker 4: your bags. So he walks all the way off the plane,
Speaker 4: off the freaking whatever.
Speaker 2: They call it, the jetway, the jetway. Did he did
Speaker 2: he go to the United Lounge?
Speaker 4: He basically, so he's gone. He gets off the jet way,
Speaker 4: he crosses the aisle, he's standing across the freaking airport
Speaker 4: just he can with Elvis, and here I come with
Speaker 4: all of his stuff, lugging it because he expected.
Speaker 6: All of us.
Speaker 2: That's great, that's great. Listen, that is that is that
Speaker 2: is wrong on so many levels. Okay, not only did
Speaker 2: anyone confirm in the text message, they would get his stuff. Yes, no,
Speaker 2: well no, they gave me a verbal before the flight started.
Speaker 2: As I was walking away from everybody, I turned to
Speaker 2: Abby's sister, Oh no, she with us. Someone was with us,
Speaker 2: and I said, and they were like, don't worry, we
Speaker 2: got you. We got you. So I'm like, okay, good. Now,
Speaker 2: keep in mind when when everybody went when the when
Speaker 2: the flight's over, you hear the thing everybody gets up
Speaker 2: to the scene time. There's no way for me to
Speaker 2: go from row one to row ten to grab my chest.
Speaker 2: That's like swimming upstream. New Yorker would have been able
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 4: Off the plane.
Speaker 2: I'm not sitting there waiting for the whole plane empty out.
Speaker 2: I got friends, okay, So I thought I got friends
Speaker 2: on board. I thought I had friends on my board
Speaker 2: who got my back. You know what you could? Okay,
Speaker 2: let me sup in here.
Speaker 4: I am looking at the text messages and there is
Speaker 4: not one person who even wrote back to you except
Speaker 4: for me. And I said, I'll do my best. I
Speaker 4: promise nothing, and you still got off the plane and
Speaker 4: left all your crap back there even responded to you.
Speaker 2: Here's here's my take. Number one, he asked the lowest
Speaker 2: member on the totem pole, Abby to get my bags.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it because you don't have ties to her.
Speaker 2: She doesn't. You don't know her for twenty years, and
Speaker 2: she's like the little girl. Abby's like, oh, I'll do
Speaker 2: my best. That's not a confirmation, that's I'll do my best.
Speaker 2: Then you make no effort to be a New Yorker
Speaker 2: and jump your ass back and get you bust your
Speaker 2: way back to those seats I got. You could have,
Speaker 2: like I got to go to the bathroom. My bags are,
Speaker 2: you could have gotten back there. Then you compound it
Speaker 2: by getting off the plane and walking a quarter a
Speaker 2: mile away with no confirmation than anyone's. I wanted to
Speaker 2: get out of everybody's way. I wanted to get out
Speaker 2: of everybody's way. Yes I did. Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 2: Where was your seat in row one? Was it in
Speaker 2: the aisle or the window aisle? Okay? You could have
Speaker 2: stayed in your aisle seat until Gandhi came up nine
Speaker 2: rows with your stuff and taken your stuff from her
Speaker 2: and said, stop struggling, thank you so much for getting
Speaker 2: my stuff. I will carry it from the only ideas
Speaker 2: we know that she was carrying all three of my items.
Speaker 2: I thought between the fire and.
Speaker 4: Then, even if every single person had one item, you
Speaker 4: still wait and take your stuff.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 4: Also, her recollection of Abby is incorrect because she wasn't
Speaker 4: even on our plane. She flew from LaGuardia with me.
Speaker 2: Who was it that was on the on It was Andrew?
Speaker 2: There was the three.
Speaker 4: I was the only person who responded to you. Look
Speaker 4: at the texts.
Speaker 2: Was in that group? He was in that group? Was
Speaker 2: it Deanna?
Speaker 4: Someone was in that group, Elvis, Danielle, Nate Me, uh,
Speaker 4: I think that's Froggy Andrew. That was everybody that you
Speaker 4: texted has Those people weren't even on our plane.
Speaker 2: And I'm al even better than Abby. Abbey said, should
Speaker 2: get the I'll do my best from another fucking airport. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So so all you had to do is scary was saying,
Speaker 2: you know what, guys, can you just carry my stuff
Speaker 2: up to row one and I'll get it from you?
Speaker 2: Guys you got off the plane. Not only did you
Speaker 2: not even know if anyone was getting it, because you
Speaker 2: know those fucking people, I'm just like them. I would
Speaker 2: have been like, fuck him, let him get his own bag.
Speaker 2: They should have gotten off the plane and made you
Speaker 2: run back up the jetway, get back on the plane
Speaker 2: and begged them to let you back on to get
Speaker 2: you bags that were still stuck in ten because you
Speaker 2: fucking left your shit in row ten, didn't even confirm
Speaker 2: that anyone helped you, and you didn't care who did it,
Speaker 2: and you assumed they would all can And you know
Speaker 2: you waited all ahead in the airport. You should have
Speaker 2: been in the uber point. I'm are. I just want
Speaker 2: to say thank you. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Lets the record reflects. I'm the smallest one of the group.
Speaker 4: I had all the stuff by the time I loved
Speaker 4: my ass up that jetway with all of his things
Speaker 4: and I saw him, I basically threw it.
Speaker 2: You know what, Gandhi, thank you so much. You know
Speaker 2: you know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do for you, Gandhi. I am gonna buy I'm
Speaker 2: gonna buy you a steak dinner. You're gonna teach her.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy you a steak dinner. Yeah, Gandhi, You
Speaker 2: and I and Brandon Brandon two, the three of us.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go out for a big, juicy steak dinner
Speaker 2: at the stake cows of your choice. This is a
Speaker 2: standing offer here today on the Brooklyn Boys Podcasts three
Speaker 2: twenty eight. Oh, I will, I will just to fuck you, Brody,
Speaker 2: just to fuck you.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Watch, We're gonna get a seven course meal, the best
Speaker 2: fucking steak, flaming yon that you've ever had in your life.
Speaker 2: Because I owe you. I owe you Gandhi. Guess what who?
Speaker 2: I don't owe anything to this asshole over here here,
Speaker 2: David fucking Brodie. And you know what, it's okay because
Speaker 2: I got the greatest gift of all you being fucking
Speaker 2: wrong and told you're wrong by other people besides me.
Speaker 2: You're a horrible What have we learned today thanks to Gandhi?
Speaker 2: You're a horrible boyfriend and you're a horrible friend. That's you.
Speaker 6: You know what.
Speaker 2: I don't like this. This is how this fucking episode
Speaker 2: is going to end like this, great Gandhi bandon, thank
Speaker 2: you for being here today, Yes, thank you both thanking
Speaker 2: me what a loser I do a podcast? Thank you
Speaker 2: for improving our relationship. Love you both.
Speaker 6: Don't forget about me tomorrow and Economy.
Speaker 2: Appreciate it. You can take off your fancy shoes and
Speaker 2: kick back Land guys, I love you.
Speaker 4: Bye bye.
Speaker 2: Wow. All right, all right, gotta get out of here. Hey,
Speaker 2: listen on the way out, David Brodie your first preset.
Speaker 2: People listen to order. They know they've heard this before. No,
Speaker 2: this is about radio. Make us your priest, Greg who
Speaker 2: does the Greg T Live podcast every Monday morning from
Speaker 2: ray Katina uh In in Edison. He invites everybody to
Speaker 2: come down and see him this past this past Monday,
Speaker 2: Danielle and I from the show from the Big Show
Speaker 2: went on and did the podcast. This video on YouTube.
Speaker 2: It's everywhere at Greg T's world, on on his on
Speaker 2: his Instagram. My point is support Greg T. Definitely go
Speaker 2: to see him if you're in the area. And I'm
Speaker 2: hearing now on a future Greg T Live in April,
Speaker 2: David Brody will be making the journey down there and
Speaker 2: uh and hanging out with him on a future episode.
Speaker 2: So that's correct. All right, good, that's it for this week.
Speaker 2: All right, we are out of here. Enjoy your trip
Speaker 2: for lying first class. You are the fucking worst boys,
Speaker 2: boys rock Broker