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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. What is the meaning of life?

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Speaker 1: You tell me it's a jewel show. That's what you

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Speaker 1: think people would be googling. Except they came out with

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Speaker 1: a list of the top questions that humans google, and

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Speaker 1: it's not even close to that deep really, just how

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Speaker 1: many ounces in a pound? I don't know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. I don't know any of these numbers, all confusing.

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Speaker 1: Sixteen ounces in a pound? How do you know that? Well,

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Speaker 1: because I'm a mom, I've had, like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how many pounds of ounces come out of me. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of that one of the top questions, Bennett, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: there's ounces in pounds. It's like there's sixteen of them.

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Speaker 1: You're okay, bet you've never heard like, oh my son

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Speaker 1: was seven pounds fifteen ounces? Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: makes sense. This is ridiculous, and this shows just how

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Speaker 1: little respect moms get. I'm married to a mom, Alex,

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Speaker 1: and I've never realized how stressed out moms aren't and

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Speaker 1: how they do get no respect. They have to be

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Speaker 1: responsible for everything. It's like stress and then you can't

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Speaker 1: even be yourself until yeah, until you see screw and

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Speaker 1: then people are like, but you're askt you can't wear

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Speaker 1: pants like that, you're a oscart When his mother's day

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Speaker 1: is one of the top googled questions when his mother

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Speaker 1: stay yea, so how would you I have to google?

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Speaker 1: One of the top questions that people ask on Google.

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Speaker 1: Can you run it? Can you run it? Can can

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Speaker 1: you run what? I don't know? Like Chris Brown, I

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Speaker 1: guess can you run it? That's one of the top

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Speaker 1: googled questions that humanity as. Can you run it? That

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Speaker 1: just sounds like a bunch of rednecks trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out how to start something up. Can you run it?

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Speaker 1: Can run it? They don't know if you can read it?

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Speaker 1: I feel like Larry the Cable, you can run it? Ready?

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Speaker 1: How to tie a tie? I cannot tie tie to

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Speaker 1: I watched hundreds of YouTube videos over the years. I

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Speaker 1: have had multiple people try to teach me. My hands

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Speaker 1: are not capable of doing that. Okay, can you tie tie? No?

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Speaker 1: Why is it so hard? It's because we don't wear ties.

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Speaker 1: That bottle should be like tying your shoes. No, it's not, though,

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Speaker 1: And I can tie my shoes with one hand with

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Speaker 1: my eyes closed, I can have twelve hands it's still

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Speaker 1: not tie. I'm convinced. And I was in a lawsuit

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Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. I realized the night before

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Speaker 1: that I had thrown out all my ties. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: And I had to text my lawyers at like eleven

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night and go, hey, can I borrow a tie?

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Speaker 1: This guys will be like, We're gonna lose this case

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Speaker 1: so hard. And then I showed up to my lawyer's

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Speaker 1: office and he's like, here you go, man, this is

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Speaker 1: my lucky tie and sweet. And then I realized we

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Speaker 1: got just a couple of minutes before we have to

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Speaker 1: start the session, and I don't know how to tie

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Speaker 1: a tie. So I had to also go to my lawyer,

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Speaker 1: would you mind tying my tie? What's the weirdest question

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Speaker 1: that you've googled in the last week or so? For

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Speaker 1: the love, I have no idea. I'm embarrassed was not listening.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Mexico this week, and I was googling

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Speaker 1: what kinds of things that I can and cannot bring

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Speaker 1: with me, like things that are legal and in certain states?

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Speaker 1: Are you I am so embarrassed. It looks so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Our producer pulled up one of the last things that

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Speaker 1: he googled, and you can see on a space he's dice.

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Speaker 1: Don't judge me. But about a week or two ago,

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Speaker 1: it was what and why is that pink thing hanging

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Speaker 1: out of my dog? Legitimately, I was like comfortable. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't what do you mean why? I thought it was

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Speaker 1: a different thing. Oh my god, lipstick. I guess it

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Speaker 1: was outed excited. It's like see everything. So I was

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Speaker 1: really uncomfortable and I get to the bottom of it.

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Speaker 1: The next Google search after that was how to sue

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Speaker 1: your dog for harassing. Oh gosh, mine's also very embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: But it shouldn't be because it's not that bad for

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Speaker 1: me at least. It's a detox pearl, that's you know,

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Speaker 1: for down there. It's like an all natural herbal suppository.

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Speaker 1: I guess that allows some cleansing and some detoxing, and

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Speaker 1: I was curious about it, even though, like I'm clean.

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Speaker 1: I gotta emphasize that it's round and super small. You

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Speaker 1: put it in with like a damp on sort of thing,

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Speaker 1: and then you leave it in for a couple of days,

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Speaker 1: and then over the next few days, like you just

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Speaker 1: shed a bunch of like old skin or like old

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Speaker 1: blood from like from out of here. I'm gonna pass out.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. You show me a picture of right,

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Speaker 1: Alex Pictures. Alex showed me pictures of it from Google

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Speaker 1: images of what it does. The best way I could

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Speaker 1: describe it is it looks like a pot sticker. I

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Speaker 1: was like, okay, like I bought one, right, and like

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Speaker 1: I'd never done before, and then I I have like

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Speaker 1: a good healthy you know, Flora flow. Yeah, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just want to do it though, because

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Speaker 1: like I just want to do it because it looks interesting.

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Speaker 1: Like it took me like a year just even ordered,

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Speaker 1: because like it just kept coming up because I always

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Speaker 1: wanted to subsite and I was like one of their

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Speaker 1: main products, I guess, and I wanted to see it too,

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Speaker 1: because I want to see a pot sticker. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I googled. Jeb was lasting you googled nothing

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Speaker 1: near as interesting as all that The Jubile Show on

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