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Speaker 4: Should we start with jokes?

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Speaker 4: Got a good one. That's not my finger. It's not

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Speaker 4: I think it's to say we're living.

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Speaker 4: That my finger, that's not my belly button either.

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Speaker 4: Either way, Adam, you got a nose hair?

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Speaker 1: You guys see my eyes twitching?

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Speaker 4: You need a buzzball rub that? Yeah, come on, here

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Speaker 2: I'm buzzing off. It's for me. It's not for you, guys.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're just you're just gonna We're gonna over here

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Speaker 6: Speaking of eyeballs, Speaking of ball, I got my eyeball

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Speaker 6: No, Like literally, it's like a contact lens over the

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm like, I'm good, I'm good. Let's get in there.

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Speaker 4: And uh, they give you drops on your eyeball that

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Speaker 6: Those like clockwork orange eye things that like keep open.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no, the doctor's making a laser. No, he's on

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Speaker 2: microwaving lunch next door. It's his break. He's about to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he's he's eating salmon.

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Speaker 4: It takes ten minutes to do this surgery and then

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Speaker 4: No, I ubered, No, it was brutal.

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Speaker 1: The guys keeps trying to talk to you. You have

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Speaker 4: I put headphones in and went to podcast land.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, dude.

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Speaker 4: You know, nothing as funny as this podcast, but nothing, well,

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Speaker 4: nothing's proved.

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Speaker 6: What I was gonna say, because I wasn't there to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, I think that was that was more a

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Speaker 4: I just did anybody? Did anybody? By the way, by

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, thank you gods into talking. This is

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Speaker 4: Did anybody who won? Was anyone who won not there

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Speaker 2: The Kelsey brother they won the best podcast of the year,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we suck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we were.

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Speaker 4: The guys were like Barney Kelsey just like the third guy.

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Speaker 1: No, we got up there and just started chanting podcasts, podcasts.

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Speaker 4: I thought you guys were saying Todd Glass, and I

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Speaker 1: Todd Glass is very funny, very funny pod Glass.

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Speaker 1: And this is why we currently are holding the hardware. Well,

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Speaker 1: Duri hit the hit that we are the champions again.

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Speaker 4: Here's my question, Yes, do they nominate?

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Speaker 6: Not that the Kelsey Brothers didn't have a massive podcast

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Speaker 2: I think you try to maybe lure them a little bit,

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Speaker 6: Like, but if if they show up, you've upgraded your

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Speaker 2: Right yep, oh yeah yeah yeah, And they did not,

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Speaker 4: Do you guys think that's why they nominated us and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they were hoping we would show up, but

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Speaker 6: But I think if I flew, my eyeball might have exploded.

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Speaker 6: They talked about how I have to maintain my eyes pressure,

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Speaker 4: They're like, it's not good.

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Speaker 1: if you're if you're I exploded, like on the stage

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Speaker 2: I heard.

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Speaker 1: That's the only time that Bobby Altoff girl shows any emotion.

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Speaker 1: Always like super sad, who like does like Drake interviews.

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Speaker 2: And she yeah, yeah, yeah, she was there. She was there.

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Speaker 2: We presented her award.

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Speaker 4: She's super loud and obnoxious.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, oh my gosh, bouncing god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish that were the case.

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Speaker 4: Like super nice but like just you know, a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just won't shut up. It's crazy, but very nice,

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Speaker 2: very nice. Was she doing the persona I think it's

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think that's her. Like she was, she's

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Speaker 2: No, we gave her her award and her, but that's

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Speaker 1: I think she's leaning into that. But I think that's

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Speaker 1: She never broke that, you know. She was never like

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Speaker 2: Prayed she she was praying, prayed, she prayed a lot,

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Speaker 1: Know, when we gave her the award, she just comes

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Speaker 2: Yahol not us.

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Speaker 1: We were like, Blake was that walk spitting around? I

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Speaker 4: That's that's pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Did you guys have like you revealed your true accents?

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Speaker 4: You're like, and it's crazy because you guys think we're American.

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Speaker 2: We're not. We're not. Actually, the fact that you can't

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Speaker 1: It's insane.

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Speaker 4: Mate.

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Speaker 1: We've been pulling the wool over your eyes for so

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Speaker 1: many years. It's crazy, man.

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Speaker 4: There's so much wool.

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Speaker 2: We dive into the we dive into these stupid American characters,

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Speaker 2: and you just gobble it up, and we gobble it

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Speaker 2: up your little Piggy's point, American Piggy's baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just thought of ours.

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Speaker 4: We're just sorry about all the wool.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, we would have done that.

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Speaker 1: We one more well, dres I wish, you know, I

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Speaker 1: wish we would have had any amount of heads up

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Speaker 1: because they just said our They just said we want,

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Speaker 4: Uh and did did fucking LEVI exactly? Are just presenting you.

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Speaker 1: He just presented us.

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Speaker 4: And love that dude.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's super nice guy. I talked with him a

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Speaker 1: he was so nice, you know how like you might

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Speaker 1: not have to deal with him. I know you guys

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Speaker 1: have met him before, but this is my first time

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Speaker 1: But sometimes when I because he's tall, he's like tall tall,

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Speaker 4: It is hard to kiss him and what are you asking?

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 1: And he did he like lower, he like put his

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys un clauded by Sam. Yeah, bro hit

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Speaker 1: Time guy I got John clauded by and not Flowers.

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Speaker 4: And like, yeah, I don't. I'm not a big fan

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Speaker 6: And then this the like arms crossed with like the

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's weird when when it's not for

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Speaker 1: It was it was side stage, like backstage, and he

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate that because we wouldn't have had a conversation.

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Speaker 1: He's too far away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's talking to the Paul Shears in the room,

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Speaker 4: Taller than you think, taller than you think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like DeAndre Jordan, Like, I know DeAndre Jordan

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like alarmingly large because what is he six

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably damn near seven borderline seven.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot, it's a lot. He should take a knee.

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Speaker 1: He should, you say, absolutely, just drop a knee when

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Speaker 4: What's up about him? Come here?

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Speaker 2: He should sit you in his lap, come talk to or.

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Speaker 1: Put your hand out and and let me climb on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and raise me to your level.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack and the beanstalks, Yeah, yeah, get on up here.

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Speaker 1: Because the worst is you're you like, are trying to

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Speaker 2: And next thing you know, you're you've been talking into

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Speaker 2: his dick for the last five minutes. Is this thing on? Hello?

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Speaker 4: The whole James Harden look here, huh.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I know this landing. Is this thing on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But I don't.

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Speaker 1: That was the mic. Sorry, Bud, Sorry talking the tail

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Speaker 2: Adam, can you I've gotta go play. I have to

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Speaker 2: get off the bench now, you know. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well wait, so he was sitting down in this scenario. Jesus,

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Speaker 1: I am sure not.

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Speaker 4: Fuck man, I don't know what just happened.

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Speaker 2: I don't either.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad that he brought it down to your level.

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Speaker 1: Very considered.

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Speaker 2: It's super nice, very kind man, very kind. Wilmer Valderama, Yes,

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Speaker 2: he roped you up, yo, Mama, Yo, Mama roped me up, dude,

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Speaker 2: And I don't.

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Speaker 4: Know, helped you up. This is more Blake youth speaking

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Speaker 4: Blake talk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's talking, you talk. But I'm starting to spending

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Speaker 1: this extra time with Jis Blake in Austin, I sort

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Speaker 1: overall the whole weekend was trill.

446
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, for the wind, Let's go.

447
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 1: And it was for the wind, Let's go, And it

448
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 1: was trill.

449
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 2: And it was a movie, dog, and.

450
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 4: It was for a movie.

451
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: For sure.

452
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,199
Speaker 2: Was a movie, dude, It was a movie. You have

453
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:17,720
Speaker 2: to admit it.

454
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 4: What movie was it? Fletch two Fantasy?

455
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 1: He's like a Friday of the thirteenth, which one. Yeah, Wilmaveldama,

456
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 1: really nice guy. I don't know if I've ever talked

457
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 1: with him, but I was talking with Isaac. I don't

458
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 1: like it when you had me show your tits, but

459
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 1: good nay. I was talking with Isaac because he came

460
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 1: over and was like, what's up, man, Wow, good to

461
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: see you. And then we just started talking. He's like,

462
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: I heard you had a baby, and then we started

463
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: talking about or maybe I brought up that I just

464
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,879
Speaker 1: had a baby. I'm not sure, but we just started

465
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: talking and then we talked for like thirty minutes and

466
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 1: it was like we were best friends. And I'm like,

467
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: we for sure met before and I go to Isaac, I.

468
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 4: Go here we go Tables of turn.

469
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: We had to have been at some award show much

470
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: like this one where I'm thirty six vodka SODA's deep

471
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,119
Speaker 1: and I don't remember getting radical. I don't remember talking

472
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 1: to him.

473
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, what makes you say that? Because you hit it

474
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,400
Speaker 4: off so well.

475
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,360
Speaker 2: He was so familiar with Adam, he really roped him up.

476
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 1: He came over and roped me up, like right away.

477
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 4: Can I tell you? Can I tell you?

478
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 2: Something?

479
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 6: I think, based on everything I've ever heard about him,

480
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 6: is that this is his superpower, is that he's one

481
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 6: of the nicest good guys to talk to in like

482
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 6: his era of Hollywood.

483
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well may maybe, but the way he roped

484
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,959
Speaker 1: me up, I know but there's some people wrote to me,

485
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 1: this is.

486
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 4: We we we we work in a business.

487
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 6: I guess everybody does where personalities. Personalities go a long way, right.

488
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm stuck with you, asshole.

489
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 6: And if you're like the nicest person, everybody fucking loves you.

490
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 6: And I think he's just I think he's one of

491
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 6: those people.

492
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 4: It's like me. It's him.

493
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:07,959
Speaker 2: I didn't talk to me.

494
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 6: I feel like we need a little more of that

495
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 6: because it's me, him and Winkler.

496
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: Know, if you're in on that DS, I don't know

497
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 1: if you're quite there. Yeah, ask around, Okay, Okay, I

498
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: bet we're gonna get some definitive nose. I feel like

499
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 1: we are just in when we go to those events.

500
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: We don't do a lot of approaching people out of

501
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: nowhere and roping and to speak, like Blake roping them.

502
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: We don't rope many people.

503
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 4: We're busy with our zin's in the corner, for sure.

504
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: We're busy in our little corner doing our own little

505
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: thing for the winning, for the winning, the zen, you know,

506
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: stretching for our big walk up to the stage. I

507
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: almost pulled something and Wilmer.

508
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 4: Wilmer is a n c I S guy. Now he's

509
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 4: a CSI guy.

510
00:23:55,520 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's on CSI I am.

511
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 4: Is that is that?

512
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably, I think a producer could tell us, but

513
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: I want to say CSI.

514
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 4: I love that for him, where he's like, no more.

515
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,199
Speaker 2: Jokes, yeah, just murder mystery.

516
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: Well, I think he got what happened was under under

517
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 1: his n cis n cis somewhere or just n cis

518
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: where he went to the original just that n cis Wow, Okay.

519
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 4: N cis tcby is a bagel.

520
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: I think he, you know, took off his seventies garb

521
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: and quit doing like this the crazy accent on the

522
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 1: seventies show, and everyone was like, whoa, he's too hot

523
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: to be funny. I think that's what happened, right one

524
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: of those I think that's what happened.

525
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 4: They were like, wait a second, now that the garb

526
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 4: is off.

527
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, the garbage taking off, I'm not laughing.

528
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: That's kind of the AIRDS is living in right now.

529
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, durs might be too getting too hot, too hot

530
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: for comedy.

531
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 2: Dude, you're hunk. Yeah, I feel like you're honking out

532
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 2: a little a regular garbaee.

533
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can find me with Papa Smurph. Yeah, I

534
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,479
Speaker 6: think I don't know what's funny. I don't think anything's

535
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 6: funny anymore.

536
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 2: To Oh really, you haven't laughed in a while.

537
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 4: No, I just haven't seen old people fall for a

538
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 4: very long time.

539
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

540
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: They need to bring back the bad grandpas of the world.

541
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

542
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: Uh, well, you weren't with us in Austin, you would

543
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: have had a good time. It was it was like

544
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: a movie. It was for the Wind, Yeah, it was

545
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: Let's go.

546
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 4: It was. It was like a movie. Or it was

547
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 4: a movie, Adam Blake, you know.

548
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,879
Speaker 1: What the it was? I missed, Yeah it was.

549
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 2: It wasn't like it was a movie, Adam.

550
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 4: By the way, that's how like a bunch of like

551
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 4: gen zs are kicking it last night?

552
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 2: Was a movie, dude.

553
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 4: It was like a movie. And like all of them

554
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 4: stop and go are you an arc?

555
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: And their swishy hair goes?

556
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 2: What did you just say? It was like a movie. Okay,

557
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,479
Speaker 2: it's weird. Okay, I'll see you guys in the slack.

558
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 1: Tyson Blaze, Blaze, Tyson Blaze, get this fucking loser out

559
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: of here.

560
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 6: Did you just say, Tyson, can we talk Tyson versus Homebow?

561
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

562
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: Tyson versus Yeah, that got announced Tom, dude.

563
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: I know people are like mixed feelings about it because

564
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: he's old, and it's like, you know, he's he's out

565
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: of it.

566
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 2: He's pretty old.

567
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, what is he fifty six?

568
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 2: Fifty seven?

569
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 4: O oh dude, I'm so sorry. I thought he was

570
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 4: fifty six. He's fifty seven.

571
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

572
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: In sports years, every year counts.

573
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. My body hurts just thinking about fifty seven.

574
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: Can you imagine fighting a fifty seven year old man

575
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 2: that seems kind of the reckless?

576
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always that's what I imagine. That's why I imagine fighting.

577
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 4: Would you fight Mike Tyson?

578
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit's important.

579
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: I would not.

580
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: That's that's why I imagine fighting a seven year old.

581
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 4: Is he going to lose?

582
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

583
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: I do think no what it's going to be because

584
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: it's not a real boxing match, right, it's an exhibition.

585
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 4: So what is the difference for me? I don't understand.

586
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,919
Speaker 1: It's I think it's a real boxing match. Is is

587
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: the council or whatever they have to agree to put

588
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: the fight right like you see it. I mean I

589
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: don't know much about boxing.

590
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 4: Okay, this one's just gonna be on like a barge

591
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 4: in the middle of the fucking.

592
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but this is it could say it's They

593
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: call it an exhibition, so it's not. It's not going

594
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: towards any record, Okay.

595
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 4: Sure, but like they're fighting, right, yeah, they're fighting. Oh yeah, Okay.

596
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 6: I just don't know if I don't know if I

597
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 6: think Tyson's got the power still, I just don't know

598
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 6: if it's legit, Like are they going fifteen rounds? Like,

599
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 6: I don't know if he's got that kind of stamina.

600
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: I think it's twelve, right, Yeah, well maybe.

601
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 4: The lad he's boxing not fifteen, is a twelve.

602
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 1: Ok yeah, they might add a few. It's an exhibition.

603
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: They could go twenty.

604
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 4: I used to go fifteen, that's all.

605
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: It's crazy, bro, were your background in that kid rock

606
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: music video? As a boxer you win fifteen rounds?

607
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 6: I said, don't roll until I'm in my fifteenth round,

608
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 6: and they were like.

609
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know what that. We're gonna go to lunch,

610
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 4: the cameras are on. You do what you gotta do, man,

611
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 4: Just make sure that shirt's off.

612
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: As long as I make it to the fifteenth, I'm good, baby.

613
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 2: I think it will be kind maybe kind of a

614
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 2: good fight.

615
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I'm for sure not going

616
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: to pay for it, but if I go into a.

617
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 4: Ball it's on Netflix. It's free.

618
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 6: Bro.

619
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I'm watching it.

620
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, this.

621
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 6: Is the first one I'm gonna watch of a Paul

622
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 6: bro Oh yeah, hell that's kind of sick.

623
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it. I mean, those guys are as

624
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: much as like people people hate on them. They're geniuses,

625
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,239
Speaker 1: like they're marketing geniuses, like the fact that they've been

626
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: able to pull off like they're just kind of YouTube dudes.

627
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: And then he segued into being.

628
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 4: Like say that like that's a bad thing.

629
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, I mean, you know, they were just

630
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: guys making like silly, dumb videos and then they now

631
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: they like run an empire. It's fucking wild.

632
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 2: But now should he just start fighting like like really

633
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: old people like freaking just dusting off like Evander Holyfield

634
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: and just fighting. Is Muhammad Ali passed away?

635
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 4: Like this is Mike Tyson.

636
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I got George Foreman. He's like eighty six.

637
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: He's like big George Foreman up next used to be

638
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: pretty he's hunched over now.

639
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 4: But what I guess what I'm saying is like even

640
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 4: if you even if in ten years some young dude

641
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 4: who's not a professional runner is like, I'm gonna RaSE you,

642
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 4: sain Bolt, Everyone's gonna go.

643
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 2: When he's when he's fifty seven though.

644
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, you saying you don't think at fifty seven

645
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 4: if you say.

646
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: Bolt, Hell, no, no way, that dude's knees are gonna

647
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 2: be blown the fuck out. Dude, are you kidding me?

648
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 4: If he stays in decent shape, you saying Bolt the

649
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 4: fastest human ever kind of by far.

650
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: That's ever existed.

651
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 2: I feel like knees go out so quick compared to

652
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 2: like Mike Tyson's big ass grandpa arms.

653
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: Well, he's gonna have the power, But how is he

654
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: gonna how is he gonna connect? He's he's gonna be

655
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: too slow without a doubt. I mean he would, by

656
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: the way, who destroy all of us?

657
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he would put us in a grave.

658
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson would for sure beat the ship out of

659
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: all of us. We're box.

660
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna make it to the fifteenth round.

661
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 4: Michael, stop at it, Stop at Michael.

662
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: We're supposed to go fifteen.

663
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,479
Speaker 6: No, this is what happens when they bring us to

664
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 6: touch glass, I'm like, I'll see you in the fifteenth

665
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 6: and he's like, what the fuck? So he's all sorted

666
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 6: out by now, right, Yeah, and then then I die instantly.

667
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I get punched once and yeah, then

668
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: you just do third row. I killed, But no, you

669
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: would have to be at least a runner, right, Yeah, yeah.

670
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. But like Homeboy is this Jake Paul.

671
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 6: Jake Paul was like a wrestler who's like, I'm gonna

672
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 6: become a boxer, right, So he's he's become a boxer.

673
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 6: So what I'm saying is like some guy who's like

674
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 6: played football in high school and like that was it

675
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 6: was pretty good.

676
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 4: Didn't go to college or whatever.

677
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: Who were saying like Rob Wriggle uh huh No.

678
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Like I'm saying, like a young

679
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 4: person who comes famous and like.

680
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 6: Does physical speed on like speed, Yeah, yes, what is

681
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 6: his name?

682
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, Something's eye something speed.

683
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 7: So I'm like, chas I speed, Paul, I don't know

684
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,719
Speaker 7: if Yeah, well, I'm definitely tuning into speed racing.

685
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 4: Michael Johnson, I show speed, It's I show speed.

686
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: Right, But is he fast or is he that's just

687
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: a fun name.

688
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 4: He is I think he is. I think he is.

689
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 2: I think he is actually fast.

690
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: Okay, well then yeah, can't.

691
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 6: So like if I Show Speed doesn't challenge you saying

692
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 6: bolt to a run, Like, come on.

693
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: We're the promoters. We get a cut and we bring

694
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: this to I Show Speed and get him out of

695
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: that weird fucking basement of I'm sure his mansion that

696
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: he's in and say, hey, go race.

697
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 4: Hey, I I Show Speed. You ever heard of iHeartRadio.

698
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 4: Let's make it him?

699
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, come hither.

700
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, best comedy podcast.

701
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 4: I don't know if he'll need us, He'll be like,

702
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 4: that's a good idea, see your way out.

703
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: It's not twenty twenty four. It's of the past year.

704
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: It's not because we're the only the best podcasts of

705
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: the last three months.

706
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah no, ever since Kyle left the pod. There this

707
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: is true.

708
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, see you do have a good part.

709
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: Thank you. We trimmed the fat, trimmed the best podcast

710
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 2: of these two months, trim the Beard.

711
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 6: I don't know, I'm I'm I'm watching. I mean, dude,

712
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 6: it's gonna be fucking great.

713
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: That is cool that it's Netflix's first ever live sporting event, right,

714
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool.

715
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, So how the hell is that even gonna By

716
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 2: the way, he could have fought anybody.

717
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 6: He could have fought like fucking Oscar de la Hoya

718
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 6: like other legends of the era. But fighting Mike Tyson

719
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 6: is like a scenario that for the last thirty years

720
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 6: people have said, would you ever fight Mike Tyson for

721
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 6: a million dollars?

722
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, for a million dollars, would you fight Mike Tyson?

723
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: And Jake Paul is like, no, but I will for

724
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: three high hundred million. That's what he's projecting. The fight's

725
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: gonna make.

726
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, but well, how's that gonna work out? If

727
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 2: it's Netflix?

728
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 4: Netflix paid for him and he is.

729
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: The promoter, and he got a deal through Netflix. He's

730
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: also getting the house and the merch and everything.

731
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: Oh I'm buying that.

732
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 4: Oh you mean like the there, the seats there.

733
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: The venue, Yeah, venue of the stadium of wherever he's fighting.

734
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: It's probably gonna be at so Far or something fucking insane.

735
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 4: And did you say he's getting a cut of the merch?

736
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, I think I think it's his merch.

737
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard for every hot dog.

738
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 2: Absolutely, no, he's he actually gets one hundred percent of

739
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: hot dog sales.

740
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: It's creative of hot dogs.

741
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's actually I thought it was that. It's

742
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 4: actually the buns. The meat. Yeah, the meat as a whole,

743
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 4: because there's like unions and stuff. Okay, buns, but.

744
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: If you want a bun, you gotta go through the

745
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 1: Paul Bros.

746
00:33:54,040 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, they call themselves Paul Bunions and.

747
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 2: Up baby.

748
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: I would like to thank DERs for that. Thank you

749
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: so much.

750
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, and that is why we are the best

751
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 2: podcast of the last two months.

752
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 4: I gotta change my batteries.

753
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: What the hit? It hit it hit it hit it

754
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: like hit do you want me to hit?

755
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 4: Champions? Were the champions?

756
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 1: Sorry?

757
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 4: I got to rewind it real quick.

758
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 2: You know, honestly, I don't think I've ever won anything

759
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 2: until that moment, I believe.

760
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: How did it feel for you? How did it feel

761
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: for you?

762
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 2: It felt insane? Man?

763
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: It felt great, pretty pretty good, pretty good feeling.

764
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

765
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: We had to quickly chug a Tito soda and hit

766
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: that stage.

767
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was great.

768
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 4: You sponsored by Tito's. I feel like you've mentioned that

769
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 4: specific detail a.

770
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 2: Lot well, it's Texas. You gotta I have Tito's.

771
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

772
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 2: I wish I was, dude, I love I wish your

773
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: middle name was Tito. That would actually be kind of

774
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: sick Tito's DeVoe.

775
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: I just named someone bo Tito. That'd be sicko Tito.

776
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 4: That sounds like it's.

777
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: And that sounds like a fucking nice drink.

778
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 4: That sounds like a local name.

779
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd get a goottle bow Tito, little bow Tito,

780
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: get over here, bow Tito.

781
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 6: What would be in a Botito? I'm fascinated. I want

782
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 6: to know what would go into a bow Tito.

783
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: Titty milk titty milk. Well, changes has he ages, but

784
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: right right now it's pretty titty milk heavy.

785
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's like k. Yeah, so would you put

786
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 4: actuality milk in or.

787
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 2: Yeah you a bartender, that's you're like, have a little

788
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 2: titty titty milk reserve.

789
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 4: Dude.

790
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: We have so much titty milk around this house right now.

791
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 1: We have fro We have a freezer frozen of titty

792
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: milk with ro yo. Yeah, we could do slushies of

793
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: titty milk. We could do whatever you want over here.

794
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: You've got titty dakeries, dude, we could do some tato.

795
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 4: Yes, you guys.

796
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 2: Are you guys are freezing your ship over there, storing

797
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 2: up just in case?

798
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 4: No, not their ship, they're titty milk.

799
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: Titty milk, dude.

800
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, same thing to me. Yeah.

801
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 4: Wait, are you guys freezing your ship?

802
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: You have to No, we're not freezing our ship. You

803
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: don't have to have to freeze the ship. But the

804
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: titty milk you do? You do? Yeah?

805
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 4: Thank god, because it's funniest podcast, not the gross in case.

806
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: Uh. I mean, I don't know why, but really, I

807
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: have no idea why we're doing it, but we have

808
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: so much. I'm like cooking meat just to make room.

809
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, we have to eat six six steaks tonight. Honey.

810
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought you were about to say you're

811
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 2: cooking it in the milk, like kind of like a

812
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: ruth Chris, how they sizzle it in butter.

813
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: I haven't tried that.

814
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 6: You remember when Blake says things cooking meat can mean

815
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 6: all sorts of things. Yeah, a person of his age

816
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 6: and ilk.

817
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 2: And dude, tonight, it is gonna be kind of sort

818
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 2: of like a movie.

819
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm cooking meat tonight. Let's just say I'm cooking meat.

820
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: That sounds similar to a movie.

821
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: It's a little bit like a movie. Dude.

822
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 4: Let me just tell you. There's so much titty milk

823
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 4: in my fridge. I'm cooking meat tonight.

824
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: Damn boy, I get it all.

825
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.

826
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 2: Damn boy, make some freezers.

827
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 6: Go ahead and open up Urban Dictionary to find out

828
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 6: exactly what I just said.

829
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: Very fun podcasts. I feel like we caught up with

830
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 1: each other quite a bit. Is there any take backs?

831
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: Any take backs? Any apologies? Any? Do you guys want

832
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: to do epic slams?

833
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: Or oh what should we do? What about like epic

834
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 2: epic announcements? Because I know that about uh.

835
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 4: So angry at himself.

836
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: Let's go, Yeah, dude, we are going to be in

837
00:37:54,400 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: Atlantic City the night before everyone's favorite heigh day. Yeah, baby,

838
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: behind the day, which which is four twenty. We will

839
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: be in Atlantic City at the Hard Rock Casino and

840
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: Hotel on April nineteenth, and uh, you know it's gonna

841
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: be the three of us without the dead Weight Kyle. Yeah,

842
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: and uh, We're gonna bring it, dude, And I'm so

843
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: excited I'm excited to do a live show, the three

844
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: of us. It'll be a fun new element.

845
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 2: We're yeah, yeah, I.

846
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 4: Have no break dancing unfortunately.

847
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: Well, who knows, Maybe maybe I'm feeling a little better

848
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: and I do a little shitmy little shake, okay, possible, and.

849
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: Then dude, honestly, one night in Atlantic City, anything goes, Baby.

850
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: We're going to burn that city to the ground.

851
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to expect from Atlantic City.

852
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 4: What does anything goes in Atlantic City? Look for a

853
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 4: guy who doesn't gamble.

854
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 2: Well, it's a lot of prostitution. It's a lot of prostitution.

855
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 4: Sure, I forgot. You're pimping again. Congratulations.

856
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: Well, I will be mostly just drinking at the uh

857
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: the beer garden that you know they're gonna want us

858
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: to drink out.

859
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it will be a lot of that. I might

860
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: pull a slot. We'll see.

861
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 4: See.

862
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: So you don't do you don't gamble at all? Do

863
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 1: you not like it? You don't know.

864
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 2: I'm not a post to it. I'll play a few hands.

865
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: I just don't like to really like sit and wait

866
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 2: it out, you know what I mean. I'm a little impatient.

867
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 2: There's a lot of prostitutes walking around.

868
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't like to sit and wait it out.

869
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of get that.

870
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: No, I want to make I want to make my

871
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 2: money by to being bay to boom, you know what

872
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: I mean. Yeah, Yeah, I'm all in or I'm all out.

873
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

874
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 4: Brother, I don't know if I do.

875
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to play some blackjack, dude, I think

876
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: that'd be fun. Maybe maybe we talked, Maybe we host

877
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: a blackjack night or something after the show. That'd be

878
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 1: kind of fun. You guys just lose all your money.

879
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 4: Because you have you guys ever shot craps. I never

880
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 4: did it.

881
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: I do, dude, and I'm so bad. I never know

882
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: what's happening.

883
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 2: I'm not good at it. Oh yeah, when I throw it,

884
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 2: it always bounces out of the out of the tub.

885
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 4: Can we talk about your wrist?

886
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's why.

887
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that how you're supposed to? Like you throw

888
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 2: it kind of like that, like you throw.

889
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 4: This dude looks like he's saying goodbye.

890
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 2: Oh way, No, I'm done.

891
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: You're saying, like, bitch hot, I'm done with you.

892
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 2: I'm done with the French fries. Get them out of

893
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 2: my face, thank you?

894
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 1: Oh This is to a server.

895
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: This is to a server.

896
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: This is to a server who's maybe a little underpaid,

897
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: and you're disrespecting them.

898
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: No, you you know it's a movie. It's not real.

899
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: It's a movie.

900
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: I spent too much time with this guy in Austin. Dude,

901
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm seeing I'm seeing the I'm seeing the real blake.

902
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you saw the way I told those servers to

903
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 2: get out. No, but really, Hey, I'm not playing craps.

904
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 4: Take those fries, Tata.

905
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 2: Every time I've ever thrown craps, it bounces out. Do

906
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 2: they call it a tub? Is it a tub?

907
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 4: I don't know what they do crap tub?

908
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: I recall it a table for sure.

909
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: Okay, well the table, the table tub, the dice fly

910
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 2: out and people get really mad.

911
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't like it when you do that.

912
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,439
Speaker 4: They shoot you a look.

913
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is fun, though I never really know what's happening.

914
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: There's like the line and you know, there's a ton

915
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: of numbers I've never played, but I.

916
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 2: Want to, well, come out to Atlantic City and teach

917
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: us how to play.

918
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: Maybe we do that in Atlantic City.

919
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: Oh that would be fun.

920
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 1: I guarantee you. We could just get a table there

921
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: and they could teach us how to play and we

922
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: could lose a lot of money and that would be fun.

923
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the money.

924
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: All the money we may grandma, dude.

925
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 2: It's one night, anything goes, baby, or anything.

926
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: Goes and we win, real big dude, we win like

927
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: Scary Huge Woo and Atlantic City. They're like they put

928
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: us up in like the super Sweet because you know

929
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: they're going to give us a sweet because put together right, Yeah,

930
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: I hope so oh shoot, I want to get one

931
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: of those hangover suites, just just us for one.

932
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 4: Nice divine You're in the largest room with your friends.

933
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: I'd be so yeah. I can't wait to wake up

934
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 2: next to my boys. That's gonna be okay.

935
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy if we're just at the

936
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: age that like anything goes just means we're gonna have

937
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: like seven drinks.

938
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, we might have like pizza really late at night.

939
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might like order nachos and ask for extra

940
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: chicken on it or something like.

941
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, the Hugo Boss is open twenty four hours.

942
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 4: I bought this suit.

943
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: I mean that that'd be huge.

944
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: Flex dude, dude, let's all FaceTime. You're newborn, dude, that'd

945
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 2: be hilarious.

946
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 1: That would be fun. Yeah, I mean I find myself

947
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: looking at photos of him when I'm just like in

948
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: a like red light train, the train, stuff on the train,

949
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: on the train stop, when I'm.

950
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 2: Just driving with no hands, when I'm at like the train.

951
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: No, I find myself, like in traffic just kind of

952
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: looking at photos. And then I'm like, oh, what if

953
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: I were to die looking at a photo of him?

954
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: He'd be so bummed at me.

955
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: Oh that would suck.

956
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd be so bummed.

957
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just have to pry. They just cut your

958
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 2: hand off at the wrist and give it to him,

959
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 2: and they're like, look at what he was looking at.

960
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. I actually developed an app where if if you're

961
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: driving and looking at like porn or something, if you're

962
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 4: in an accident, the gyroscope knows and it instantly flips

963
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 4: to a picture of your child. Dude, that's brilliant.

964
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: It's brilliant.

965
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 6: So when you're getting pulled from the wreckage, they're like,

966
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 6: how to crash?

967
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 4: Was he looking at some tit? That's brilliant.

968
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: It wasn't his child, his youngest child.

969
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 2: Because isn't there a thing where like your your your apple,

970
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 2: your apple watch or like your your phone will like

971
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 2: notify police or something if it feels like you getting

972
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 2: in an accident, so then it will notify your phone

973
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 2: to switch the.

974
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 4: That's what I said.

975
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: No, but it could really be a real thing. It

976
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 2: could work.

977
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Well how much porn are you watching

978
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: while driving? Tons?

979
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 4: Yeah?

980
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: All right, okay, every red light I'm trying to get there.

981
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: All right, that checks out.

982
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 4: I gotta go run another air and everything.

983
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: Your dads, that's why dads always want to go take

984
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: a drive. Yeah, I got it, Yeah, I got it.

985
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: What do we need?

986
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: Dad's are like, I'm gonna go take a drive.

987
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah No, I can't eat a salad without croutons.

988
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: Fuck that.

989
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I I guess though, Like even if you're in

990
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 6: like a Instagram discoveries just wormhole of like bikinis breastfeeding.

991
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, oh well.

992
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 6: Oh god, look a look at these kids are beautiful.

993
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 2: Oh my god. At least he died looking at what

994
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 2: he loved.

995
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 4: You're you're dying and you're listening and talking about it like.

996
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 2: Yeah man, yeah, yeah man, just.

997
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 4: Get in and maybe next week we can name that app.

998
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait.

999
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: Any take Back City apologies and nampic slams. I I

1000
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: stand by everything we said today. I thought it was

1001
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: a real fun episode. I had a great time caught

1002
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: up with my boys.

1003
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 6: I do want to give a little shout out to

1004
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 6: the podcasts.

1005
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,479
Speaker 4: I guess you could say we beat the startless. That'd

1006
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 4: be SmartLess to produced by my friend Bennet Barbico.

1007
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: Yep, we beat them.

1008
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, who else did we beat?

1009
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: I forget I honestly, we beat Buyer, we beat.

1010
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 4: Her, Sure, she's funny, not the funniest.

1011
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 1: Not not funniest. Yeaheart that's not even that's not even us?

1012
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:22,919
Speaker 2: Who else?

1013
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: And also I'd like to thank all the podcasts that

1014
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: we beat that like weren't even nominated, like so many,

1015
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: so many, dude, so many, two bears, one cave Bird,

1016
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: Tom's podcast not even nominated. A little embarrassing for you.

1017
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 2: And maybe because it's not an iHeart podcast, But so

1018
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.

1019
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: No, right now, there's a bunch of podcasts that weren't

1020
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: iHeart podcasts.

1021
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I guess they're not going to have a

1022
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 4: little best Comedy trophy on the fireplace that's probably much

1023
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 4: larger than mine.

1024
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, you're not gonna hold the hardware like we

1025
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: will in four to six weeks when I finally send

1026
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: it to us.

1027
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: I can't wait.

1028
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: I can't wait six weeks. It's gonna be a while.

1029
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:06,959
Speaker 1: We'll we'll see.

1030
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 2: You had to go to the event to get one.

1031
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, so they're only sending to.

1032
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I have a poster of our movie. It's

1033
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 4: still on the floor. So these they come, and I

1034
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 4: don't they stack up? Well, I guess this was another episode.

1035
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 2: Well, I want to give a very special shout out

1036
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 2: to Atlantic City. We can't wait to see a baby

1037
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: glass there. This is glass and Titos is for you,

1038
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 2: and feel free to come, hot, wet and ready to

1039
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 2: the show.

1040
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 4: Ship.

1041
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: Oh ship, I like that hot Last take.

1042
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 4: Last take backs?

1043
00:46:49,960 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: That was another episode. Were the champions play us out?

1044
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: Play us out? Wait, wait to play us out? Late

1045
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: to tb.

1046
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 4: Wait, that's a misnomer. We will not keep fighting till

1047
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 4: the end.

1048
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, huge news this is important is back on

1049
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:38,680
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1050
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1051
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1052
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1053
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1054
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1055
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1056
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 6: are so dumb if you don't get your tickets right now,

1057
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 6: because they will sell out hot hot Hot Yes Points,

1058
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