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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret to

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Speaker 1: tell us, you can tell us anything. We don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. Everybody remains anonymous, so you're

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Speaker 1: free to say whatever you want. All right, what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little Secretum? It actually involves my boyfriend. Um, my boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: He has a parrot, and it's just kind of weird

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Speaker 1: because like no one has parrots nowadays, Like a parrot,

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Speaker 1: do you? Yeah? I would. I don't get a part

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Speaker 1: those grape. I think it's an African grape. They can

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Speaker 1: learn like a thousand words and they can use them

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Speaker 1: in context, which is crazy. Yeah. And also though I

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Speaker 1: read about them because I wanted to get one really bad,

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Speaker 1: because I'm like, that's cool. A bird that can, like

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Speaker 1: I can have a conversation with. It's dope, absolutely, except

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Speaker 1: they get real sad and we travel a lot, and

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Speaker 1: they can die of a broken heart. They can die

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Speaker 1: of loneliness. That's a fact. Yeah, that's so. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: because that was when Alex and I are married by way,

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Speaker 1: you know, we were traveling way more and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get this bird and it's gonna be my

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Speaker 1: best friend other than Alex, and I'm gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: it all the time. And then we're gonna leave on vacation.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back and it's gonna be dead from

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Speaker 1: a broken heart. Yeah, you have that thing for like

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Speaker 1: two weeks would be dead. Also, they live for like

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty years, and I don't want that

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Speaker 1: long o responsibility. So anyway, your boyfriend as a parrot, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like you just made me feel even

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Speaker 1: worse because he loves the sparrot and I clearly there

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Speaker 1: are people that like parrots out there. Yeah. Yeah. The

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Speaker 1: issue comes up with, you know, boarding and trying to

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Speaker 1: get someone to watch to the parrot when we're out

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Speaker 1: of town and things like that. And I want to

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Speaker 1: be a falconier so bad. I'm sorry, I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: a word you said. Now I'm thinking about birds, I

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Speaker 1: really do, rude. I want a falcon so bad. I

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Speaker 1: want to be able to stand and just like talk

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Speaker 1: to someone and then just put my hand out and

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Speaker 1: a big falcon comes down to right in the middle

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Speaker 1: of a business meeting. Ye who's gonna mess with you

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Speaker 1: then no one. This is my falcon Todd. He will

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Speaker 1: peck your eyes out, my falcon Todd. I really apologize

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Speaker 1: that I haven't listened to word you said. You start

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Speaker 1: talking about birds, and now I realized that I just

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Speaker 1: want all kinds of birds. Can you tell us again?

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Speaker 1: And I promised to shut the hell up. He won't

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Speaker 1: interrupt anymore. Oh okay, yeah, so it's all good. Um.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm trying to, like, you know, be understanding

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Speaker 1: of his parrot and things like that. But sometime he'll

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Speaker 1: tell me to shut up. And so I don't know

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Speaker 1: where he picked that up from to tell me specifically

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Speaker 1: to shut up, but he does sometimes, Okay, I feel

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Speaker 1: like he did, honestly. So, Um, I was always thinking

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Speaker 1: it's hard sometime to find boarding, you know, you have

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Speaker 1: to find special spots that will take parrots and things

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Speaker 1: like that. And we're going to my family's house for

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Speaker 1: two weeks. We've been planning for it, and I've been

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Speaker 1: reminding him for weeks, you know, to make the boarding appointment,

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Speaker 1: and he waited until the last minute, like he always

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Speaker 1: does with certain things. And and so now it's ridiculessly

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Speaker 1: priced to try to get an appointment for a parrot,

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Speaker 1: because you know, it's an exotic animal and things like that.

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Speaker 1: And so at this point my dirty secret, I found

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Speaker 1: a part and I took the parrot and I released him.

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Speaker 1: You did, Oh wow, that was your solution. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know what else to do. You know, we don't have

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Speaker 1: anyone that came watch him while we're out of town.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't trust many people, and I feel in the wild, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are, a lot of people are gonna be hitting

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Speaker 1: on you. I guarantee it. What's your boyfriend gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Does he know? I don't even know. I feel like

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Speaker 1: we can just talk about it later somewhere down the line.

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Speaker 1: Part go, I just I don't know, guys, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It was just I'm just thinking to you, if that

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Speaker 1: parrot ever finds its way home, it's going to swear

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Speaker 1: up a storm and tell the truth about what you did.

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Speaker 1: Or it's in a park now and people are walking

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Speaker 1: by and there's just a burden that tree going shut up,

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Speaker 1: which is also hilarious. Well yeah, maybe maybe better off,

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Speaker 1: you know. Thank you, Thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: dirt a little secret. Thank you, guys. The Jebbil Show

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