Speaker 1: If there was a problem, where to your mother?
Speaker 2: Big handy? Rights my hands up big? If your hand
Speaker 2: is big, put your hand up.
Speaker 3: No, your hands seems is mine.
Speaker 4: You got like thick thumbs.
Speaker 3: I got a fat thumb.
Speaker 2: I'm a fat like you got like shack thumbs. Dude,
Speaker 2: Look at those thumbs, they're big. Look at my thumb
Speaker 2: compared to your thumb. You do have to have like
Speaker 2: a baby. Oh you have a well defined thumb. You
Speaker 2: have thumb got curves. You got a baby thumb? Or
Speaker 2: I have a baby thumb compared to your thumbs, your
Speaker 2: thumbs are No.
Speaker 3: My thumb doesn't. My thumb doesn't have any any curvature.
Speaker 3: I got just fat thumb, so like you have like
Speaker 3: some thumb action going yea, thanks for tuning into two
Speaker 3: cool moms. I'm Joe Gatto fat Thumb aka fat thumb.
Speaker 2: I am Steve Bird.
Speaker 3: Aka baby thumb. Hey, good to see you, buddy, good
Speaker 3: to see you. But hey, listen, yes, you know I
Speaker 3: never thought I had a thumb complex until you mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Do your break a finger? Oh well, here, look at
Speaker 2: see how the thumb goes back there? See this one
Speaker 2: it doesn't. I got in a fight in Milwaukee.
Speaker 3: That's the big fight.
Speaker 2: You gut.
Speaker 3: I know there's a few. Did you could you do
Speaker 3: this to the and then how far do your hand
Speaker 3: stretch when you keep your fingers taut and then do that? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't do that. Some people do that. You see that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's even more than I could do. Some people
Speaker 3: do this, and they do they're weird. The hand goes
Speaker 3: this they did they do like the you know that
Speaker 3: when they put their fingers together a whole hand band
Speaker 3: people and yeah, dose it to people.
Speaker 2: Well, most people can do it because they don't have
Speaker 2: like six inch circumference thumbs.
Speaker 3: When you when you were young, stopping from my thumbs,
Speaker 3: you got big.
Speaker 2: I never realized that about you.
Speaker 3: You're welcome when you're young. Did you have to do
Speaker 3: the Presidential award? We had to get the blue patch.
Speaker 3: They had to do the a certain amount of push.
Speaker 2: Ups and yeah great? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you did you get the I was the only
Speaker 3: one in my class that didn't get They get that
Speaker 3: didn't get it, the only one in my class, the
Speaker 3: only one twenty two boys.
Speaker 2: I I remember, I was in eighth grade and I
Speaker 2: got sent to the I don't even know how you
Speaker 2: put it like the unathletic crew or whatever. They split
Speaker 2: up the gym class into different so I was with
Speaker 2: I was people that that were horrible at sports, but
Speaker 2: I was playing hockey and stuff. And so for some
Speaker 2: reason I failed a swimming test, so I was put
Speaker 2: with these rejects. Yeah, I don't know what to say
Speaker 2: anymore because you're you're afraid of getting canceled over.
Speaker 3: But well, do just unathletic types? Well also not you
Speaker 3: couldn't leave it that, just leave it at that.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving at that. But but you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It was just like I'm I'm in with a special
Speaker 2: group of kids, you know, and I was slaying it
Speaker 2: in gym then, but I knew I should have been
Speaker 2: up with the other thing. But they put me on
Speaker 2: the thing so so that instantly when you when you
Speaker 2: told me about talk about gym, that's what I think about.
Speaker 2: But I did.
Speaker 4: I didn't get that thing either.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get the sit ups. Two things I couldn't do.
Speaker 3: I couldn't do the chair ups, but the set ups
Speaker 3: and had I had an unfortunate event that was unfortunate
Speaker 3: for both me. It was unfortunately, it was unfortunate for
Speaker 3: both me and Adrian Fostina.
Speaker 4: I guess was somebody holding your feet doing?
Speaker 2: And I fought it on him. Yeah, how did you know?
Speaker 3: Adrian Fostina was holding me, holding me down, and I
Speaker 3: was banging him out, a guy and I was banging
Speaker 3: him out and I was, I was, I was hooking
Speaker 3: it and I was going and I fought it and
Speaker 3: I got really embarrassed, and he was like a man,
Speaker 3: and I was like, shot your mouth, Adrian, don't speak
Speaker 3: of it on the streets. And he just he aired
Speaker 3: it out on the streets and then I couldn't tell everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I got I got embarrassed, and I slowed down.
Speaker 2: At what great is this? Like fourth or fifth?
Speaker 3: This is in the no. Seventh maybe seventh grade? Like
Speaker 3: bare and then your whole day's ruined, the whole days
Speaker 3: And I remember yet because it was like during the
Speaker 3: test and I was like it was like the second
Speaker 3: last thing and then I was just out of it.
Speaker 3: And then I just couldn't even do a chin up.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, embarrassed, how many chans do you
Speaker 3: just love? Think about this?
Speaker 2: You just think about this, Okay, what other setting could
Speaker 2: you be in as a human being? We're a far
Speaker 2: just ruined your whole day. Like you fart in second
Speaker 2: grade and by seventh grade they give you a test
Speaker 2: and you're just like, you know, teach, I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm not in.
Speaker 2: The mental space. There was a far day. It was
Speaker 2: a far day. Words gotten around, but yeah, I can't
Speaker 2: get there right now.
Speaker 3: Just think about even in schooling right Like his farts
Speaker 3: are funny.
Speaker 2: He's flinting at you. Did jail with Joe to sit up?
Speaker 2: You didn't get the blue patch because you fun on.
Speaker 3: Adrian Fostino, Poor Adrian's talking about it like this guy
Speaker 3: is like giving the trenches, just like it was a
Speaker 3: cold day this Italian. It smelt the meat balls.
Speaker 2: I barely even know Joe and I got a hold
Speaker 2: his feet, meat his foot and I was yelling at
Speaker 2: him to hold my.
Speaker 3: Feet because it's like, oh man, I like hold him tighter.
Speaker 2: I'm going.
Speaker 3: I'm just still trying to cross it to the thirty
Speaker 3: I couldn't get to the thirty sit ups.
Speaker 2: When did you fart? Like fifteen?
Speaker 3: It was like three.
Speaker 2: I was like all the way and I was like
Speaker 2: one too far.
Speaker 3: I was gone and I hold your breath, Adrian. We
Speaker 3: got twenty seven more to go. Man, Yeah that was terrible.
Speaker 2: Oh God, that's somebody. How you knew exactly what I
Speaker 2: was gonna say? Of course? Yeah, I mean who hasn't
Speaker 2: like like I took like one yoga class and it's
Speaker 2: just like, did you've been thirty five minutes?
Speaker 4: Just like praying to God, I don't fart?
Speaker 3: Doorn massages? Do you let the fark go?
Speaker 2: Or do you I never get massages? You're a massage guy.
Speaker 3: I loves.
Speaker 4: I don't get them.
Speaker 3: I need to not like it. I used to not.
Speaker 3: Did you not like it or even never had one?
Speaker 3: I've had them, I just didn't like them.
Speaker 4: I don't like them.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I I was on team don't fart for a
Speaker 3: while in the massage, but then I was like these
Speaker 3: people have seen everything. They would be the first person. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but not bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I'll try to give it, like I'll give it.
Speaker 3: I'll give it a tempered release. I won't just open
Speaker 3: the gates. I won't let the horse out of the barn. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I will the horse out of the bar. I let
Speaker 3: the donkey out of the kitchen. You know you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I mean, why is there a donkey in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: It makes sense, though, it makes perfect sense. How about okay,
Speaker 2: how about this airplane airplane free reign?
Speaker 4: You really let it there?
Speaker 2: I don't let it when when somebody rips, I literally
Speaker 2: look around, I'm like, who really? Really? Well, that's a problem.
Speaker 2: You can't show your you don't know, show yourself.
Speaker 3: You don't know that you don't know. That's the that's
Speaker 3: the beauty of it. I love an assassin.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I love having a secret. Don't tell nobody's but I
Speaker 3: guess what just happened in nineteen.
Speaker 2: B you'll soon you'll find. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The B stands for that's what I go like.
Speaker 2: This B stands for you know what happened here?
Speaker 3: You know what happened though you're.
Speaker 2: Talking, I'm gonna find something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is a full There is a there is
Speaker 3: a There isn't a more opposite thing in the world
Speaker 3: to the answer of the question of can I fart
Speaker 3: in here between an elevator and an airplane? An elevator like,
Speaker 3: I can't farten you. I gotta hold this thing tight
Speaker 3: because you're in there with one of one or two
Speaker 3: other people, or your fear of the doors opening about
Speaker 3: an airplane. It's free rain. I'm dropping bombs on an elevator,
Speaker 3: not an elevator. You know you're holding to you clamping cheeks.
Speaker 2: I I saw Return of the Jedi recently. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: there's a scene where Luke walks to the plank.
Speaker 3: Oh, and they just put fart sounds on it.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no. What he walks the plank
Speaker 2: and the song goes uh uh uh and that's how
Speaker 2: the song goes, and then it leads into you.
Speaker 4: Know, him jumping off the plank.
Speaker 2: Yes, grab, but the first note goes h. I have
Speaker 2: farted the last three months and I've noticed. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's that first note of the song. Youah,
Speaker 2: perfect pitch, Yeah, Mike, But it literally sounds really exactly
Speaker 2: that note. I think if John Williams was conducted, he's
Speaker 2: been like, Pete, you're a little lope, Steven kim here,
Speaker 2: put there there it is. That's what I'm looking for
Speaker 2: out of you. Get that. Get that, but soon up
Speaker 2: that first note.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: All that for that, I'm pretty uh, I'm pretty nobody
Speaker 2: thoughts in this and the only one no one else,
Speaker 2: one else is ever a b flat.
Speaker 3: No one else that'd be amazing because it sounds just
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: That's how I thought.
Speaker 3: Mine's a long faum.
Speaker 2: Do you know how bad.
Speaker 3: Are you doing? This is a mess with me?
Speaker 2: Do you know how like the back button works?
Speaker 3: You are? Let's I'm just gonna say, you know what,
Speaker 3: the right group athletes, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Nothing me twos genuinely make me laugh with Joe Gotto.
Speaker 2: That noise and when you get like a little a
Speaker 2: little point of frustration where it's like it's giggles, you
Speaker 2: are a fucking moron Like that takes me laugh so
Speaker 2: damn because I hear it all the time.
Speaker 3: You do, because sometimes you gotta let you know. No,
Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not a big like people think I'm
Speaker 3: more faulty than I am too though I'm.
Speaker 2: Not not like a big not a big.
Speaker 3: Fault machine war. I look like I'm a guy that
Speaker 3: faults a lot.
Speaker 2: But I don't really Italian.
Speaker 3: Give some more of the Sultan cured me.
Speaker 2: I'm not really. I'm not to say I think I
Speaker 2: get stereotypes.
Speaker 3: It's a big funny guy. I'm not a big farty guy.
Speaker 2: Who Who's Who's Who's your gassest friend.
Speaker 3: Who's my gassiest friend? I don't really, I don't roll
Speaker 3: with gassy friends.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. I like that, I literally I'll
Speaker 2: bottle it up. Some people like are are comfortable around
Speaker 2: their significant others to like leave the door open when
Speaker 2: they rock a deuce and stuff.
Speaker 3: I've never closed the door in my life, even.
Speaker 4: With a girl.
Speaker 3: Guys, girls, I don't do it. I'm got clustrophobic. When
Speaker 3: I need I need space. I gotta stretch my ship out.
Speaker 3: I keep I've kept a stall door open.
Speaker 2: I'd rather ship my pants in my car than than
Speaker 2: take a dumb public really.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I enjoy.
Speaker 2: It all my years. I take pride. I take pride
Speaker 2: with that joke. I've never rocked a deuce in an airport.
Speaker 3: You and sal pretty much the same.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: Doesn't even want to use urinals. I can't wait to
Speaker 3: use your your well, I can't wait to I can't
Speaker 3: wait to be to your own. That's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like public bathrooms at all. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh, so who used the family one?
Speaker 3: Oh he oh? He loves a good family. One family
Speaker 3: loves family one?
Speaker 4: Who does he got a studio apartment.
Speaker 3: I love the pet relief areat nice open lawn. There's
Speaker 3: a painting on the floor, a.
Speaker 2: Nice squad on, make fire hydrant, get a squad on.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 2: I've you have no shame with that.
Speaker 3: No, not that at all.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Well, I grew up in the five of us shared
Speaker 3: one bathroom. I told you that. You know, me and
Speaker 3: my two sisters, my ma and father.
Speaker 2: I shared a bathroom with my mother and father and my.
Speaker 3: Brother my father. To celebrate the fact that we just
Speaker 3: shut No, no, we didn't even have a lock on
Speaker 3: the door. It was a sliding pocket.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Theydn't didn't even have a thing.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just like if it was shut, don't
Speaker 3: open it. That's so gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was greats just sitting there read the paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, job, And I said that he's on the counter.
Speaker 3: I talked to him. I was docing. Wow. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like like even when I'm I'm at home,
Speaker 2: I have my own office, like my kids are upstairs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, this is this is the time. Okay,
Speaker 2: you sit in your office. I'll go to my office
Speaker 2: in my in my house an office.
Speaker 3: And I have Yeah, I didn't know if you wad
Speaker 3: I don't know you.
Speaker 2: Doing a waste basket, like a wire mesh waste basket. Well,
Speaker 2: you say I go to a bathroom, I have a
Speaker 2: bathroom in my office. You just want to let people
Speaker 2: go to a communal ville. Yeah, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: use my own bathroom with I share with my wife. Really,
Speaker 2: I go to my office and then anytime, I swear
Speaker 2: to God, any if I fart, my wife will walk
Speaker 2: into the room. If I'm like, where's what's my wife?
Speaker 2: I'll just need to walk in and then she she
Speaker 2: doesn't acknowledge it. I don't acknowledge it, but she knows
Speaker 2: what happens every goddamn time. By far, she will walk
Speaker 2: in like, hey did you It's like bringing through her mouth.
Speaker 3: You could tell you.
Speaker 2: And if I take a dump, my kids in instantly.
Speaker 2: I always close the door, lock it, and then there's
Speaker 2: just fingers, there's just fingers underneath.
Speaker 3: It's it's like.
Speaker 2: When I go on to the door.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I've never had issues with even privacy like that,
Speaker 3: but I did for a while have a thing where
Speaker 3: I couldn't keep my shirt off after I made love.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Yeah, like when I would have a thing
Speaker 3: where I wasn't comfortable with my with my boy. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't walk around in a T shirt. My pasts would
Speaker 3: be off. I wouldn't care, but I would.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: You're like the fat guy had the pool with the
Speaker 2: T shirt.
Speaker 3: But I wasn't necessarily fat, right, I just wasn't comfortable
Speaker 3: with But you know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean that there's guys that wear the shirt in the pool.
Speaker 3: Oh those guys I would I never did that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's what just ought to me. That's wearing clothes
Speaker 3: that's getting pushed into the pool. One just being too lazy.
Speaker 3: I yeah, no, But I just had a thing where
Speaker 3: I would like, just for some reason, I would not.
Speaker 3: I would just always put my shirt on, which was weird,
Speaker 3: but I would she be.
Speaker 4: Butt naked except for a T shirt.
Speaker 2: She were more embarrassed about the top.
Speaker 3: Than the bottom than the bottom. Yeah, not even I
Speaker 3: don't even know where it came from, And I haven't
Speaker 3: even necessarily even thought of it until I just said
Speaker 3: that to you right now.
Speaker 2: But little a little sausage, Yeah, but the pepperoni nips.
Speaker 2: She gotta cover up because your.
Speaker 3: Penis was weirding a T shirt I had a little
Speaker 3: T shirt I put on it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's way better.
Speaker 2: There he is. It'd be funny if the T shirt
Speaker 2: said Magnum T shirt and the manum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2: I never there was one time I was with this
Speaker 2: this girl in New York City. Fantastic, great break out,
Speaker 2: right and uh, she's you know, it's about.
Speaker 4: To go down whatever.
Speaker 2: She's like, Uh, she's like, all right, here, here's a
Speaker 2: Condumn and I take it and it's a Magnum and
Speaker 2: I'm like, you expect a company.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get into our questions.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Pardon me.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I don't know the back button. Okay, here
Speaker 2: we go. First question here is okay, it's a fun one.
Speaker 3: Okay, great three quick hits.
Speaker 2: Uh, this is coming to us from Vanessa. Hey, mommy,
Speaker 2: is you're the coolest. I had a dream last night
Speaker 2: that the three of us took a road trip and
Speaker 2: it was hysterical. Of course, our road trips are historical
Speaker 2: and by the way, some of the best times. So
Speaker 2: she's just chilling and I mean, and I can talk
Speaker 2: about food forever. It inspired me to ask three questions.
Speaker 2: Here's number one. Ready, what's your favorite road trip snack?
Speaker 2: Chex mix, checks mix? What are your fucking mom Yeah? Sorry, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I am checks mix. That is boring.
Speaker 3: No, I love a good troun mix. I do love
Speaker 3: a good troumis Chex mix. I just had a good
Speaker 3: Checks mix, though, but I would say a trum mix.
Speaker 2: I like healthy mom Shi.
Speaker 3: No, I get the one with that man m is
Speaker 3: in it. I get the sweet and salty nutmex. Come on,
Speaker 3: man insulting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, favorite road trips?
Speaker 2: Neck? You guys have a mix. If somebody gave you checks,
Speaker 2: if you handed the you know what, he put his
Speaker 2: hand right in it. And that's a hard pass for me.
Speaker 3: Chex mix. No, what what's your what's your favorite trips? No? No, no,
Speaker 3: because what you're doing now is it was trail mix
Speaker 3: and now you haven't made fun of it.
Speaker 2: I'll take a Bugle's, I'll take a PEPPERI pizza combos,
Speaker 2: oh a combo.
Speaker 4: I'll do some funions.
Speaker 3: No, he's I love a beef jerky. You don't need
Speaker 3: you don't need to go. You don't you don't eat
Speaker 3: you don't eat a you don't eat a what's the
Speaker 3: one he said, that's the pizzas. None of the combos combos.
Speaker 3: You don't eat a combo in any other scenario besides
Speaker 3: a road trip.
Speaker 2: That's so true, true, I've never had combos at home.
Speaker 3: No one ever buys. Besides, if you're on a road trip,
Speaker 3: that's the only time you buy a combo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you, right, yeah, well that's when
Speaker 2: you combine the pizza and the pretzel, and you can
Speaker 2: buying the road trip with the combo.
Speaker 3: Those couldn't be more disgusting our combo combosmos can be
Speaker 3: more discussing bugles. I'm on team Bugle.
Speaker 2: Look, everything else is close. It's two in the morning.
Speaker 2: You got two hours left to get through the road trip.
Speaker 2: Combos is a lifesaver. Really, I love combos. Bugles are
Speaker 2: Bugles are great. I'll pair it with a an almond joy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love a donut, the little donuts from Hostess.
Speaker 3: I popped them at the hot Yeah no powders, no,
Speaker 3: no chocolate. Oh okay, yeah, I like that. I pop
Speaker 3: them there. I love that. That's a good. That's a
Speaker 3: good road trips now yeah, yeah, all right, what I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say, munchies, which is coppa, But like munchies
Speaker 1: are that they combined Dorito's pretzels.
Speaker 3: The party mix.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a party mix, but they're called munchies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had munchies. I've had munchies.
Speaker 2: I like that ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't like a mix. You like to stick
Speaker 3: to one thing. Yeah, mean potato potatoes, you eat mean
Speaker 3: potatoes and a road trip. That's odd. How do you
Speaker 3: do that to make a fun of me about it?
Speaker 3: How much popping that you're walking a knife in it?
Speaker 2: Are you a water?
Speaker 3: Coffee, coffee, coffe, soda, coffee, ginsing iced tea from Arizona
Speaker 3: jin zing icedy.
Speaker 4: Within when's the last time you had soda?
Speaker 3: I barely have soda. I'm a big soda guy. I
Speaker 3: drink ginger al sometimes, but I barely have soda coffee on.
Speaker 4: The road, a road trip, you wouldn't dip into a
Speaker 4: grape soda?
Speaker 3: No range soda now if I if I do, if
Speaker 3: we're doing a drive through other grabbasoda sometime grab doctor dr.
Speaker 2: Pepper peer one of the worst SODA's ever. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know it's one and eighty calaries for like coke, it's
Speaker 2: two forty for doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: You're welcome. They're really bringing the heat in that calchlor account.
Speaker 3: They're like, you know what, We're gonna do this thing right. Okay,
Speaker 3: So Trail Mix and you're not a big fan of
Speaker 3: Trau Mix.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one. What is your favorite road
Speaker 2: Trip album?
Speaker 3: Full album? I would say Kanye Graduation song or album
Speaker 3: Kanye Graduation.
Speaker 4: That's your go to album?
Speaker 2: Auto road Trip.
Speaker 3: Probably definitely up there for me. Yeah, yeah, roll bangers.
Speaker 1: Like I do playlists, I don't do one album.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jiggy's really good full album.
Speaker 3: If you had a full lob on fidgu I probably
Speaker 3: say Michael Jackson's Greatest Hits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or honestly that album I played for you guys,
Speaker 1: the Jackson's Live.
Speaker 2: I downloaded that after you said. My recommendation for you
Speaker 2: is the Finding Neverlands soundtrack. I'm getting him to watch
Speaker 2: this doc. What is your What is your album?
Speaker 3: It's Oasis? Oh no, it's a Killers.
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna go what's the Story Morning Glory? Or
Speaker 2: definitely maybe by Oasis. Yeah. Uh, if I'm listening to
Speaker 2: an album A to Z, it's one of those two
Speaker 2: Oasis helps.
Speaker 3: I love them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the Killers, but the Killers are more
Speaker 2: sparse out in like playlists.
Speaker 3: I I do like listening to uh. I like to
Speaker 3: listen to ones that have combinations though, like like like
Speaker 3: the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack, you know, something like
Speaker 3: that little bit of everything.
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: But I are Motown's Greatest Hits kind of deal. Sure
Speaker 3: you know there's Motown, there's the the A couple of
Speaker 3: more towns on.
Speaker 4: Your an apple Bee's kind of guy.
Speaker 3: I am Applebee's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you like you'd be shaming every song?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the rotation.
Speaker 2: Jiggy is uh now that's what I call music nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine.
Speaker 3: He loves it.
Speaker 2: Oh, all the charts tell the boy boy band stuff.
Speaker 2: You really like the boy band ship Yeah, feel good,
Speaker 2: feel good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But you like you like you like old timey
Speaker 3: jazz like Ethel for Ethel for Ranklin, like Ethel Ethel
Speaker 3: but Berman and the and the Bangkocks, Like that's who
Speaker 3: you play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, oh, you don't know.
Speaker 3: This is Ethel Burman and the Bankcocks. This is jazz
Speaker 3: jazz from It's on the nineteen forties.
Speaker 2: It's a cover of no while You're snoozing, okay, and
Speaker 2: you need someone to helm the ship.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's one of the captain's gonna.
Speaker 3: Say you got a pair of balls, because to say
Speaker 3: I snooze in the car, you fuebow take the back
Speaker 3: seat and throw your feet up like you're a fucking difa.
Speaker 2: All right, share boy, you fucking Dracula. It's been a
Speaker 2: little dirt on the back seat. You ask us to
Speaker 2: oh please, you're the one you're he he asked for
Speaker 2: volume down or volume up. I don't ask for anything
Speaker 2: because I'm working.
Speaker 3: Because I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2: I got my laptop out working. Here's here's you working. Ready, Jiggy,
Speaker 2: where we staying tonight? That's you working.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, that's Jiggy working because I gave him a
Speaker 3: fucking job.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing. Other I was giving the people
Speaker 2: in the car job.
Speaker 3: You'd be fucking at home taking a ship when your
Speaker 3: kids clawing underneath the door. If it wasn't for me
Speaker 3: flawing on your wife unexpectedly and an open revelations, they
Speaker 3: be like I just shaped my pants on the high five.
Speaker 2: I'm talking to me. You're fucking home commoed in the corner,
Speaker 2: so you're welcome. Well, I guess we really gotten annoy
Speaker 2: each other on the road quite a bit. I love
Speaker 2: those uh standards jazz. Yeah, I love listening that when
Speaker 2: I'm driving.
Speaker 3: I will say I don't mind this when you, Jiggy,
Speaker 3: myself and I, when any of us are in control
Speaker 3: of the music, I'm okay with it, which is a
Speaker 3: very hard thing to say, because I do know when
Speaker 3: some of the people have like controlling my go go
Speaker 3: listen to this, like this is what's happening. You know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes even like a couple of like you might ask
Speaker 3: for a skip here and there, which we do. But
Speaker 3: that's fine overall though, because we're gonna call for hours hours,
Speaker 3: and if you think about that, that's a lot of
Speaker 3: music that you're selecting.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love being on the road with Justin though. When
Speaker 3: we Justin said, when DJ Jerrase is with us, well
Speaker 3: he's that's just love that. But he's but he's even
Speaker 3: but he's even good at it, and it's like he'll
Speaker 3: he knows how to work a car, doesn't work a cars,
Speaker 3: which is crazy.
Speaker 2: But I appreciate when Jiggy is at the control because
Speaker 2: you're great at barking out songs I haven't heard, like
Speaker 2: in I haven't even thought of in years like oh,
Speaker 2: play the play, the plays. But Jiggy, Jiggy's Jiggy's really
Speaker 2: really great at picking some gems out. Like I mean,
Speaker 2: like that that song I I took a video because
Speaker 2: I shezammed it and then I played it. I forget
Speaker 2: remember that song. I sent you guys the video of
Speaker 2: me on Christmas or I was setting on my Christians
Speaker 2: or whatever, and.
Speaker 3: Then at night I think, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, boo
Speaker 3: yeah we I will say this though, Jiggy gets down.
Speaker 3: Jiggy gets indignant when you don't like a song. He
Speaker 3: takes it personally in.
Speaker 2: A way differently. He's like, he's like you like that,
Speaker 2: Like no, I don't.
Speaker 3: That's okay if I don't like it. And Elton John
Speaker 3: and the other guy we wrote this, that's my album.
Speaker 2: That's your album, okay. And then yours was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Jackson Lie or Usher Confessions. I think it's a great
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite front to back albums. The
Speaker 1: Confessions is highly underrated for their for the full album
Speaker 1: never Listen.
Speaker 3: I will say that we when we re will listen
Speaker 3: to L. M f a O's album in the car.
Speaker 3: Remember we said that a lot of there's a lot
Speaker 3: of fun music on that one.
Speaker 2: If it's late night that they just have that one album.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen them.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think dead. I think.
Speaker 2: When I when I used to when I do my laundry,
Speaker 2: there was a period of time where you know, you
Speaker 2: you you get the socks all together and you start
Speaker 2: putting your socks together.
Speaker 4: I would always go, sock suck, suck, suck, sucks socks.
Speaker 2: Really, everybody, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the only shot the song.
Speaker 2: I know about them shots.
Speaker 3: Shots and I know you know, party rock, party rocking, and.
Speaker 1: Right right, you know what, it's a tough casual.
Speaker 3: Listen that whole album.
Speaker 2: You can't castual.
Speaker 3: No, that's a two am. He's popping combos. We have
Speaker 3: two hours left to the to the road trip. We
Speaker 3: gotta bring the energy in the car. That's when I
Speaker 3: thought that it's a cafeinated. Yeah, it's a it's a
Speaker 3: late night, windows down, you're almost asleep. You need something
Speaker 3: to bring in the thunder.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the last question. Uh, probably the road trip.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite road trip outfit? Oh?
Speaker 3: For sure, it's a comfy pant. I mean, once I
Speaker 3: get off stage, and I know we're taking a thing.
Speaker 3: I'm in my Calvin Kline comfy pants with a shirt
Speaker 3: in a comfy sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like what is the other option? Like, I'm not
Speaker 3: going in a gene like people that fly in suits,
Speaker 3: they could Those are fucking sociopaths.
Speaker 2: I don't understand that.
Speaker 3: I never know people ever, people who fly in like
Speaker 3: with or girls at whether like heels or a wedge.
Speaker 3: You wearing a wedge to the airport?
Speaker 2: Stop it unless you're going right to a meeting.
Speaker 3: I get right to it. But no, no, because you're
Speaker 3: not going You're not walking off the plane and going
Speaker 3: into a boardroom. You have a stop, you could change.
Speaker 2: I don't even get that.
Speaker 3: You have time to put your suit on, get a
Speaker 3: garment bag. Be a gentleman, be a human. Put on
Speaker 3: a drawstring. You want a draw string?
Speaker 2: Drawstring?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't like the last time, Like, I don't like
Speaker 2: pants where we're like you can see a dude sweat.
Speaker 2: Those are my finger pants, So of course it would
Speaker 2: be I don't like that ship. That's a guy.
Speaker 3: That's a guy who's got a knob of comfort. Okay
Speaker 3: with his knob, he's not secretly foughting in front of
Speaker 3: his wife. That guy's out there blowing turns in high
Speaker 3: five and I'm the Jason Bourne of Guess what I'm
Speaker 3: saying is you, I don't can't tell you the last
Speaker 3: time I flew wearing a belt.
Speaker 2: Well, really, I don't wear a belt.
Speaker 3: I don't wear a jean on, a pant a jean
Speaker 3: pants on. I don't wear jeans on a plane. You
Speaker 3: don't real, Gena, get these motherfucking jeans all this motherfucking plane.
Speaker 3: I'm not wearing them. I'm not wearing them.
Speaker 2: You're a disaster jeans. I'm fine with whatever. If I spill.
Speaker 3: Something on myself, it's getting absorbed. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's got a it's got like a cloth, it's got
Speaker 3: like a deep you know. Oh, man, I can't wait
Speaker 3: I get to the level where I can fly in
Speaker 3: the Valora Adida suit. Oh, that's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3: I'm like three years away from that. My forty ninth birthday,
Speaker 3: I'll start doing that.
Speaker 4: Really, that's you're gonna go full Italian.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go full of the lore.
Speaker 3: Valora is not only for Italians.
Speaker 2: Greeks love it, but the Adidas full full tracksuit top
Speaker 2: of the box. That's totally Italian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's more. That's very definitely Italian. But I
Speaker 3: I a lot of people, a lot of people have
Speaker 3: adopted that.
Speaker 2: For comfort, like a good hat, a good sweatshirt.
Speaker 3: I don't with you, but a hat. I like a
Speaker 3: hoodie sometimes because you get your nick kids cold and
Speaker 3: you want to warm it. Be Niki Nicks.
Speaker 2: You gotta do it around.
Speaker 3: But you can't wear a scarf.
Speaker 2: You'll be silly, be silly to wear a scarf. But
Speaker 2: your nicky you ever wear a scarf.
Speaker 3: I wore scarves. I run you. I wrock the hell
Speaker 3: out of scarf.
Speaker 2: I'm like, grew but a warm winter scarf, but you
Speaker 2: know the fashionable thin kind of scarves.
Speaker 3: I've been known as a joke to throw on an ascot. Wow,
Speaker 3: I've been thrown on an ascot. I do an ascot
Speaker 3: with a fake glasses and a fedora, and I call
Speaker 3: him Diamo, And that's my guy. And I used to
Speaker 3: go on the streets with the boys when we were
Speaker 3: on the road as Diamo, so much so that Sal
Speaker 3: got me a for Christmas one year, about four or
Speaker 3: five years ago a lighted neon sign that said Diamo's.
Speaker 2: That I could put my bar my home.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, yeah, it's it's it's and it's a
Speaker 3: guy I used to talk, come on, come with the aamo,
Speaker 3: we'll get something. And I would sit there and cue
Speaker 3: and we would all sit down theread and laugh. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I would play that character and a lot of
Speaker 3: people wouldn't recognize me either, so I would walk into
Speaker 3: places and just be able to walk around as Diamo.
Speaker 2: It's pretty sweet, all right. Well, I got to thank
Speaker 2: the young lady. That was a pretty good one one.
Speaker 2: And nobody better to go on a road trip than
Speaker 2: what you.
Speaker 3: I agree. I agree with good road.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey moms, this is kum Us from Stone Stone
Speaker 2: any advice on relationships formed online and not in person.
Speaker 2: Would love your feedback.
Speaker 3: Sure, there's no stigment of that anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't think that.
Speaker 3: Don't make it a thing. Don't make it a thing.
Speaker 3: That's my advice. Don't make it the thing because it was.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if it ever was weird, but
Speaker 3: I think it was just something that people spoke about
Speaker 3: while people getting used to it.
Speaker 2: That's the way to meet people. Yeah, I would just
Speaker 2: say be careful.
Speaker 3: Be careful because speaking speaking of knobs, that that person
Speaker 3: may have a knob and not be telling you about it.
Speaker 2: That's very true.
Speaker 3: I would say, I would say, you gotta be careful
Speaker 3: with that. More would just you have to be a
Speaker 3: little bit uh, don't you know. Be smart about what
Speaker 3: you're sharing, be smart about what you're thinking about, you know,
Speaker 3: as you're and I would say, take it offline when
Speaker 3: you're comfortable. If you really want to take the next level,
Speaker 3: start facetiming or start talking or you know, things like that,
Speaker 3: go meet the person in real life. Sure, if they
Speaker 3: start online, it's fine. It's a way to meet people.
Speaker 3: It's a great way, it's a great outlet.
Speaker 2: It is the way to do it. But we were
Speaker 2: part of a generation that would frown upon that when
Speaker 2: it first started happen. What is that nerd Go meet somebody,
Speaker 2: go to a bar or whatever, you know, But nowadays
Speaker 2: it's it's so the norm. I wouldn't even think anything
Speaker 2: of it. Oh yeah, this is coming ups from Mark.
Speaker 2: Hey Oh shoot, okay, hey two coomops love the show.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty two, graduated college in May. Congratulations. I was
Speaker 2: recently laid off from my job as a mortgage loan officer.
Speaker 3: Good, I've the best thing could have happened to you
Speaker 3: when you were little. If I asked you, what do
Speaker 3: you want to be when you grow up, you didn't
Speaker 3: say a mortgage loan officer.
Speaker 2: So let's get into it. I have a marketing degree,
Speaker 2: and right now I am torn about what I want
Speaker 2: my next job rest rest of my career to be.
Speaker 2: I learned a lot in the mortgage industry. I love
Speaker 2: it or hate it, but the money's good. I don't
Speaker 2: know whether I should continue to build on what I
Speaker 2: learned from my previous job or look into another industry
Speaker 2: which provide me with more security and advice. He's twenty two. Yeah,
Speaker 2: take Campbells, do whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 3: Take gambles A twenty two Take gambles now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, here's what you make if you enjoyed it
Speaker 2: at all A little bit.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of enjoyment comes from, and
Speaker 3: more so than what you're doing is who you're doing
Speaker 3: it with. So if you're working with there's no such
Speaker 3: thing as job security. You get fired from any job anytime,
Speaker 3: for any reason. So when people say, oh, there's job security.
Speaker 2: Didn't your father died?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for bringing it up. Thanks for that's an
Speaker 3: odd choice. Yeah, he got fired from life, So why
Speaker 3: would you bring that up? That's so odd that my father,
Speaker 3: that god father fired my father. Why why would he's
Speaker 3: like coming to my office, I got to talk to you.
Speaker 3: You don't even get two weeks. My dad got the
Speaker 3: pink slip from upstairs. But did my dad I think
Speaker 3: get fired?
Speaker 2: Now? Okay, no, he died on the job, literally show.
Speaker 3: But I would say that you wouldn't. You're not gonna
Speaker 3: like your You're gonna like who you're with, who you
Speaker 3: work with. So find an environment that you have fun
Speaker 3: at you as much fun as you can while you're
Speaker 3: making money. You know. So if you did enjoy a
Speaker 3: little bit of mortgage, find another mortgage place that you
Speaker 3: like it, like, like the environment, who you're working with,
Speaker 3: the culture there. That might be the move.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But if he's twenty two, he already he got
Speaker 2: let go, and he's wavering on it, I'd say just
Speaker 2: move on. Yeah, you know, start like like this. You know,
Speaker 2: I can't tell you enough, Like I got started as
Speaker 2: a stand up, my bread and butters, a stand up.
Speaker 2: But doors have opened along the way and I've gone
Speaker 2: in and gone, oh well, let me see, maybe maybe
Speaker 2: there's something here. And every time a door's open, I've
Speaker 2: gone into that opportunity and it's my focus is still
Speaker 2: stand up, but I'm I'm better skilled in all these
Speaker 2: different kind of variations are off suits of being a comedian,
Speaker 2: like a writer, like directing, like acting.
Speaker 3: You know in the entertainment industry. Yeah, you're collecting skill
Speaker 3: sets around them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you just develop a stronger resume that way,
Speaker 2: and through the experience of all those other things, it
Speaker 2: makes me a better comic, and the comic makes me
Speaker 2: a better writer.
Speaker 3: I mean my business degree that I have an account
Speaker 3: I mean I I it's a business that you're in
Speaker 3: when you're working for yourself and all this like I've
Speaker 3: applied so much to that. Sales. It's personality selling, being
Speaker 3: able to sell yourself, to be sure put in a project,
Speaker 3: or to be the person that could get hired for
Speaker 3: a job or things like that.
Speaker 2: You've also said in the past that you you enjoyed
Speaker 2: working at the Baby loved it, uh.
Speaker 3: Called Giggle Giggle the other baby Star and you enjoyed
Speaker 3: that I loved it. Yeah, I loved it. I love sales,
Speaker 3: even Northstrom I love I just love to interact with people,
Speaker 3: helping them, you know, make them feel good about what
Speaker 3: they're wearing, get them, get them in a nice set
Speaker 3: of jeans. You must have been top tier, right, number five,
Speaker 3: number five across the country.
Speaker 2: Nowhere a number five that that like doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 3: If we were number four and five. My friend who
Speaker 3: worked worked with me and Justin he was number four.
Speaker 3: I was number five. Wow. And this was at the grove,
Speaker 3: at the grove across all nord Stroms in all of America?
Speaker 4: Did you did they take care of you? Because they
Speaker 4: take care of their customers, But did they give you?
Speaker 3: You got? They brunch up your percentage of what you
Speaker 3: make because they don't give you an hourly, so you
Speaker 3: get paid by a percentage. Oh so start, Yeah, you started.
Speaker 3: I think it was three percent, and I worked up
Speaker 3: to five and a half percent. So I was getting
Speaker 3: five and a half percent or whatever I sold.
Speaker 2: Over the course of like an hour versus Steah, I
Speaker 2: mean right there on Melows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right at the grove. Yeah, I was coming. It
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 4: What what's the can I ask, what's the most you
Speaker 4: ever made? A year at Nortrums.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I ever made in the I
Speaker 3: wouldn't even be able to answer that. But the biggest
Speaker 3: sale I one of the biggest sales ever did was
Speaker 3: when I worked at I got poached from there to
Speaker 3: work at HD Buttercup, which was a high and furniture store,
Speaker 3: and I was covering for somebody. I made myself the
Speaker 3: personal shop there so I could sell the whole store.
Speaker 3: And they had an antique section that I didn't I
Speaker 3: didn't know anything about antiques, and the guy had to
Speaker 3: go take his kid to like, uh, what do you
Speaker 3: call it day? He was like a take parenting, your
Speaker 3: conference whatever, and he had to leave rowl and he
Speaker 3: was like, Joe, could you just watch the shop? And
Speaker 3: nobody ever really went in there. And he comes this
Speaker 3: little old lady who walks in and she was like look,
Speaker 3: was looking around and said, hey, how are you. She's
Speaker 3: like I want that omoar and I was like I
Speaker 3: was like oh okay. I said, well, you know, I
Speaker 3: get your ma. She's like oh no. She's like could
Speaker 3: you guys deliver it? And she was like ready to
Speaker 3: buy it? And I was like sure. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we can buy it for you, and I looked at
Speaker 3: the pricing and it was forty thousand dollars. Oh, and
Speaker 3: she bought it. I was getting ten percent, So I
Speaker 3: got four grand off that sale that that guy took
Speaker 3: at because he left to take his kids to parenting
Speaker 3: teacher conference.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how did he take that?
Speaker 3: He wasn't very happy about it. He was not very
Speaker 3: happy about it, but he had never I didn't feel
Speaker 3: bad about it because she was cold. He had never
Speaker 3: talked to her. She walked in the store, pointed at
Speaker 3: it and reminded her of her husband's armar they had.
Speaker 3: It was like an anniversary gift to some shit. I
Speaker 3: fear what it was, but it was like it was cold.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like if I would have gave him, split
Speaker 3: him whatever, you know, But I was doing him a favor.
Speaker 3: I was covering his store, right, you know, so like
Speaker 3: those kind of things. But when I worked with Justin,
Speaker 3: because me and Justin worked together, one of my best friends,
Speaker 3: Justin Joycey diger Race. He is a great talker, but
Speaker 3: he really couldn't close much at all because he's just
Speaker 3: super nice and whate and I never even did in
Speaker 3: this sleazy way. I would just always be just affirmed,
Speaker 3: like okay, you can take this like that, Like all
Speaker 3: you'd have to do is ask if they're a yes
Speaker 3: or no. No, All right, I'm gonna go to somebody
Speaker 3: that's nice to talk to you. But I had to
Speaker 3: go to it, right, So I would just whenever I
Speaker 3: had stuff, I would just hand it to Justin. Like
Speaker 3: if I made a killing door in the day and
Speaker 3: I'd like I made enough money and I would be
Speaker 3: like yeah, like I'd be like yeah, I would just
Speaker 3: be like Justin. I was like Justin, they could bring
Speaker 3: them up at whatever, get Justin helped them out kind
Speaker 3: of thing, and he would get the commission. Wow, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we do that because he was also my roommate, so
Speaker 3: I was basically making rent for us.
Speaker 2: I was like, let's make rent, you know. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, but now that makes sense. And
Speaker 2: I don't like when you go to stores and they go, oh,
Speaker 2: like you could a Banana Republic or J Crew who
Speaker 2: helped you today, yeah, and I go for them.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of times nobody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I just go nobody and then the person
Speaker 3: the case here takes it. What I would what I
Speaker 3: would do too, is like I as a shopper, and
Speaker 3: then I would ask people do you work on commission?
Speaker 3: And if I enjoyed the experience with the person, I
Speaker 3: would buy something you can find and't want it.
Speaker 2: Really I did.
Speaker 3: If I was on the fence with something and I
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know they need these jeans like
Speaker 3: Jacky's been when I've done, I was like, do you
Speaker 3: work on commission? They say, yeah, I'll buy them if
Speaker 3: I had a good experience. If I don't. If I
Speaker 3: know they work on commission, and I haven't had a
Speaker 3: good experience, I have not bought from people on purpose
Speaker 3: and been like I would just buy this online because
Speaker 3: I didn't enjoy the way that people were as a
Speaker 3: salesperson in the store.
Speaker 2: But because you have the experience of knowing what a
Speaker 2: great salesperson hundred percent, Yeah, you want to give them
Speaker 2: a great experience. Have you been in Nordstroms lately?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Every time I go to law they still have
Speaker 3: a high bar there. No, no, no, I don't think
Speaker 3: people shop the same way in retail anymore.
Speaker 2: What's changed?
Speaker 3: Everything's available online, right, you know, it's not like, really
Speaker 3: you don't go and try on you know that you
Speaker 3: can return and try on in the comfort of your
Speaker 3: own home. Like I know a lot of people to shop.
Speaker 3: They buy hundreds of dollars worth of stuff from dot com.
Speaker 3: Try it on, keep the three pair and return the
Speaker 3: return the eight pairs, you know. All right, Well that's
Speaker 3: that's my take on that. So I would say go
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: This Komanos from Red Rising, Red Rising, Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 2: that's the handle.
Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, ready for this one from Red Rising. I'm
Speaker 3: sure as hell am.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Why do Joe and Seal both have
Speaker 2: these awful sidekicks right now when everyone wants is clearly
Speaker 2: a Salent Joe podcast? Is this related to that guy Ziggy? Thanks?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: So yeah? I think uh, I think maybe DeRosa and
Speaker 2: I should just team.
Speaker 3: Up to Stephano.
Speaker 2: That's interesting that you just went right with Dorosa. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because the Stefano's successful and Joe's an angry man with
Speaker 2: no shoulders. So uh yeah, I think everybody wants the
Speaker 2: the Joe and sal podcast, and uh they want to one.
Speaker 4: They want one cool mom, Hey babe mom, Hey babe.
Speaker 3: Mom, or one cool taste Bud. I would say, I've
Speaker 3: spoke to soal enough in my life. I don't think
Speaker 3: we have anything else let's talk about at this point,
Speaker 3: I know them forty years almost. No, no, uh no,
Speaker 3: I I couldn't disagree more because I think it's so
Speaker 3: funny because I consider you in this forum better at
Speaker 3: this than me, and I like your speaking. I like
Speaker 3: speaking to Could you stop interrupting me? But so I'm
Speaker 3: doing that bullshit. I mean, I'm telling you about it,
Speaker 3: and you're gonna interrupt me. That's not what podcasts. Okay,
Speaker 3: So can I con turns Michael off? Thank you? So
Speaker 3: what I'm saying is it's funny because I like and
Speaker 3: I hear that way more than things like this. People
Speaker 3: have opinions, whatever. But I think I I like this dynamic.
Speaker 3: I love I have conversations with you with ease, with
Speaker 3: these I have the time I forget we're even doing it,
Speaker 3: which is fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I've performed with Sal so long that I think
Speaker 3: a lot of the times we would probably even get
Speaker 3: in our own way about it.
Speaker 2: But what's funny, even when you're doing your shows and
Speaker 2: you're talking about Sal and you tell the massage story,
Speaker 2: how you guys are just so comfortable and you know
Speaker 2: each other so well that you literally become him in
Speaker 2: those brief my impersonation of it, you literally see them.
Speaker 2: But what what is over the course of time, what
Speaker 2: is the best attribute to our good pal Sal?
Speaker 3: And what is your pet peeve about Sal? Something that
Speaker 3: just needs man, how much time we have left? But
Speaker 3: I say they're one and the same. I would say
Speaker 3: the speed at which he makes a decision. The speed
Speaker 3: at what he makes a decision is one of is
Speaker 3: also his best attribute and his worst attribute, because he
Speaker 3: thoroughly thinks it through, does all that, and he does things.
Speaker 3: He takes it in a way where he could be
Speaker 3: okay with a decision, in a way where like I
Speaker 3: might be like ey shot too quick from the hip
Speaker 3: or whatever, but I'm a so I'll end up in
Speaker 3: the same space as him. But then also it will
Speaker 3: take him forever to decide what he wants on like
Speaker 3: a menu or like you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: going out to eat with him is always horrendous. Like
Speaker 3: I would just I would half the time not even
Speaker 3: let him work.
Speaker 2: I was just like, he's gonna have this.
Speaker 3: This is the This is probably my biggest pet peeve
Speaker 3: out of everything when we spoke about is when you
Speaker 3: asked the waiter, what's the best thing on the menu.
Speaker 3: When people ask the weaiter that, I want to punch
Speaker 3: him in their throat. Who you do that a lot too?
Speaker 2: I do No.
Speaker 4: I as some people what is the what's the most
Speaker 4: popular dish?
Speaker 3: Year? Right? But what do you want?
Speaker 2: Because that's if they're they they specialize in something every restaurant.
Speaker 3: Diner doesn't a diner does. I've been with you in
Speaker 3: some places you ask and I'm like, what are you
Speaker 3: talking about? Where Ana Papa John's No.
Speaker 2: But for example, we go to Okay, we go to uh, well,
Speaker 2: is it the wooden shoe? Right? Yeah, and they say
Speaker 2: you got to you gotta get this. We're knowing for this, this, this, this.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, okay, let me try that. Let me
Speaker 2: try that. And it was fantastic.
Speaker 3: But some people, you're not, aren't equipped for that stuff.
Speaker 2: When you're like, what would you have?
Speaker 3: Like, they don't want to sit there.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. I don't. I don't ask them,
Speaker 2: would you rather have this?
Speaker 3: Speaking of you, You're you're projecting. I wasn't even talking
Speaker 3: about you.
Speaker 2: When I go out to eat with you a lot,
Speaker 2: it's very enjoyable. The meal is my favorite part of
Speaker 2: the day. Like I look forward to eating, except when
Speaker 2: i'm home because then it's like I'm just going to
Speaker 2: make something, you know. But when I'm on the road,
Speaker 2: it's like I love looking up what's in the area,
Speaker 2: what's still open, what's four stars, what's four and a half?
Speaker 2: What is yelps say counter referencing.
Speaker 3: Sal has to always eat last, has to always order
Speaker 3: last too. He does that thing where he just makes
Speaker 3: sure everybody has something. And I'll be like, I'll try
Speaker 3: use this a cue. All the time he forced me splitting.
Speaker 3: He would be all like, dude, I'm ordering what I
Speaker 3: want to eat. He's like, I'll take some of the
Speaker 3: I'll take some of those ongna and it's like you won't.
Speaker 3: I ordered it a lot.
Speaker 2: I like that either. I don't like sharing. When I
Speaker 2: get my get the fuck that's that's all my unless
Speaker 2: unless you enter.
Speaker 3: Well, I think the one place you have to share
Speaker 3: a sushi because that's the way you have to share,
Speaker 3: Like you know, nobody's gonna get their own role, Like
Speaker 3: you want this four five rolls that you're gonna turn
Speaker 3: you on. You're not gonna eat four or five rolls
Speaker 3: and you split them. I like some ship like that
Speaker 3: you will.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I'm ordering the food I want, I want
Speaker 4: my crabrel.
Speaker 3: I have your crere. Thank you. Take that in your combos,
Speaker 3: get in the back seat and take a nap, and
Speaker 3: I'll see you when we get to Tulsa. Like, what
Speaker 3: do you want to tell you?
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