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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is get in, get it on, and get

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Speaker 1: on out. We'll get into that in just a bit,

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Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the Nephew and

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone called Nephew. What you got? I got it?

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Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. I got a quote

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Speaker 1: that's been quoted all over the country in every black household.

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Speaker 1: We've said it. It's been said to you. The title

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Speaker 1: lives don't let them white folks help you get your ass. Wolf.

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Speaker 1: Don't let them white folks help you get your ass wolf.

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Speaker 1: Let's go cat dog. Hello. Hey, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: a real Yeah, that's the real who it is. Hey, Drill,

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Speaker 1: this is Drake. Hey. You you work the You work

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Speaker 1: the day shift, right, yeah, I work at the day shift.

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Speaker 1: I'm lat Yeah, what's right now? What's going on? All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm on I'm on the night shift with with Dshan

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Speaker 1: and Jamal. I'm on a night shift. I don't know that,

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Speaker 1: but something like that. Work, brother, what's going on? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got a problem. So listen us on the night shield.

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Speaker 1: We're hearing that you supposed to be telling everybody that

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Speaker 1: we ain't doing something right. Listen, when we get a

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Speaker 1: load in at the dot, we check that load in,

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Speaker 1: We filed it like we're supposed to file it, and

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Speaker 1: then we put it and then we take the fore

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Speaker 1: clip and put everything where it's supposed to be. That's

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Speaker 1: what we do. What got do with here? Brother? Because

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Speaker 1: they're saying they saying that, they saying that you saying

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Speaker 1: that we ain't doing our job right on the night shield?

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Speaker 1: Who is they? We got the wrong person? Brother? Who

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Speaker 1: is they? You you Turreil? Right? Yeah, that's Turrel? But

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Speaker 1: who is they? And I ain't say nothing like that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so but let me let me, let me go, let

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Speaker 1: me go clear up like this here though, don't let

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Speaker 1: them white folks help you get your here wha brother, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, if we get one more complaint,

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Speaker 1: but they talking about the nice shif ain't doing something right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. We come up after

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Speaker 1: the day's shift and you're gonna get your as you're

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Speaker 1: gonna let the wife folks help you get your talking about? Brother?

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Speaker 1: So why I ain't making any complaints? You bring your black.

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Speaker 1: Go down here and you're talking about wooing somebody, come

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Speaker 1: on down here. I'll put this pointless up. Your all right, broody,

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Speaker 1: you can you can do all this wolfing you're doing

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Speaker 1: right now. You can do all this wolfing. What I'm

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Speaker 1: letting you know is one more complaint. Go down about

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Speaker 1: somebody saying something about the knight shift. I'm coming up

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Speaker 1: their person ring you down here there, man, I ain't

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Speaker 1: trying to hell this buy I'm not work right now.

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Speaker 1: You called me with this bull I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who you are talking about the knight shift. A matter

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Speaker 1: of fact, don't come down doing the day shift. I

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Speaker 1: don't waiting for you to come to the knight shift.

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Speaker 1: But you can do what you want to do. Don't

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Speaker 1: do what's double and work that double. Whatever you got

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Speaker 1: to do, it don't matter to me, trel It don't

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Speaker 1: matter me. All I'm saying is up. You're gonna trobe,

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Speaker 1: you leave. Don't call this bulls? Why why are you

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Speaker 1: running your Why are you running your mouth? Why are

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Speaker 1: you running your mouth? Why are you why are you

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Speaker 1: running your mouth to the wife folks talking about we

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Speaker 1: ain't doing our job on the night shift. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: call somebody. I was with him now so so so

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Speaker 1: what why your voice getting high because you're lying were

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Speaker 1: talking about we're calling with this. Hey man, you're working,

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Speaker 1: you're working. I'm working to night. I'm working. Now you

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Speaker 1: get you to night. I'm gonna say over, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: work the double. Just whoop you're okay, well, come get

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Speaker 1: this double whooping dn okay, come get this double because

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Speaker 1: we're already then found out you the person running your

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Speaker 1: mouth and the wife. Folks, time about the nice sift

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Speaker 1: nice if I ain't do nicey, if I ain't put

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Speaker 1: this way it was supposed to go night shift. Ain't

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Speaker 1: ain't checked this or the end right knight shift? Night shift?

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Speaker 1: You're blaming it every Why don't you stop stopple, stop

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Speaker 1: saying you rested up? Stop and people walk the plane

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Speaker 1: on the day shift. It sounds we were messing up

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Speaker 1: on the knight shift. That's what I'm telling you. Boy.

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Speaker 1: Nothing probably needs to fire you'all okay, okay, okay, cool?

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Speaker 1: You know what you know what? How long for you

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Speaker 1: get off? Man? How long for you get off? How

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Speaker 1: long for you get off? I work in a double.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting paid for what your tonight. Come on you boy?

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool cool, let's say no more so how

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Speaker 1: your wife Cynthia doing? But how you know my wife?

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Speaker 1: How she doing? You know my wife? I'm saying. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, I'm asking your question. Cruising for a bruising

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Speaker 1: you're really cruding for Bruce. Don't you know my wife? Man?

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Speaker 1: You know my wife? Huh? I'm I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 1: You want to know how I know you? Why? You

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Speaker 1: want to know how I know you? Why? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: know my wife? To real, This is nephew Timmy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning. To show your wife Cynthia. Got

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Speaker 1: me to praying phone call, Yo, what real? Slowdouse lowdown,

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Speaker 1: lowdouse low that. This is this nephew Timmy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning to show your wife Cynthia. You almost

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Speaker 1: get too, boy, I was start sixty nine shout this boy, God,

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Speaker 1: you damnly got me fired. The whole fact that you're

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Speaker 1: looking at me right now. I might have to check

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Speaker 1: you if I get fired. Hey, this one nephew telling me, yeah,

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Speaker 1: have you seen your show? Yeah? Nothng Right now, do

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Speaker 1: me a favor, man, You gotta tell me this. What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land, the Steve Harvey's Warning Show. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: y'all got me for a minute. Pitch Boys start sixty though.

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Speaker 1: Let the white folks help you get your behind what

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Speaker 1: that's what's gonna happen? Classics clash of classes, all right,

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Speaker 1: April Fools. April Fools is growing down, y'all already know.

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Speaker 1: Comedy Jam number six, all right? That is Junior Dominique

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Speaker 1: riding the pair of yours truly Nephew, Tommy and Monique,

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Speaker 1: the Queen of comedy. That is at Texas Trust, Dallas, Texas,

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Speaker 1: April fools, April the first Saturday night. You do not

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Speaker 1: want to miss it. Tickets on sale, Red naw, all right,

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Speaker 1: laying in the cut. April fifteenth, The Nephew is going

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Speaker 1: to Bowling Green Kentucky. Me and My Man Life Jennings

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Speaker 1: Laughing Love, Baby, Laughing Love, Southern Kentucky Performing Arts Center.

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Speaker 1: All right, you do not want to miss it. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are on sale right now. April the fifteenth. I've been

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Speaker 1: informed that is not tax Day. It has moved to

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Speaker 1: the eighteenth, but I would be there on the fifteenth,

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Speaker 1: so come hang out with your boy in life Jennings

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Speaker 1: Bowling Green, Kentucky. Nah, right, sounds like fun, Junior whipping

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Speaker 1: to grab the mic, boar, hey man, hey man, just

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Speaker 1: call my microphone. Just call my name. Watch your time,

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Speaker 1: all my name watching, watch your time. You know who

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Speaker 1: you're working with. Oh you gotta worry by my time?

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Speaker 1: I got my time. I'm cool. Just call me good time,

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Speaker 1: do your time. Get your ass off stage, both of

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Speaker 1: us coach like anybody say anything about me, handle it immediately. Oh,

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Speaker 1: don't be scared. No, oh you're just catching on. Junior.

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Speaker 1: I ain't know you felt that way, Yes you did.

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Speaker 1: I got it, Okay, I got it? Got me tell

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Speaker 1: him how I let you? Boy? Yeah? From that engagement

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Speaker 1: to today, Texas Trust, don't miss it. April Fool's Night,

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Speaker 1: Saturday night in Dallas, Texas. It's gonna be fun. Stupid,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to come. Where's it gonna beat you?

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Speaker 1: The Texas Trust the April First? Where's that a Junior

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Speaker 1: down in Dallas? In Dallas? Yes, do you know if

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Speaker 1: I walk out on the stage in Dallas, Texas? Because

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Speaker 1: you know that's like where it all really really popped

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Speaker 1: off from me. Yeah, well you don't understand walking there

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Speaker 1: and shut it down. Ain't gonna be no next, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, guys coming up next Strubberry letters, subject, get in,

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Speaker 1: get it on, and get on out. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening to The Dame Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.