WEBVTT - Greatest Sneakers with David Gborie 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:03.680 Welcome to the Greatest, a production of I Heart Radio. 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:15.560 Welcome to another episode of The Greatest. I am Megan Gaily, 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:19.480 joined by my husband and host such co host. Whatever 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.720 is not disrespectful to him, There's not. None of it's disrespectful. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.320 I'm just so happy that we get to do this. 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:28.760 Oh that's so sweet. His name is c J. J. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:31.880 Ding Dong also spelled Toladonno. But yeah, I'm very happy, 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:37.560 very excited for this episode. Our guest, Our guest one 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:43.479 of the best stand up comedians working today. So funny. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:46.240 The voice, if you're hearing it going that starts something 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:50.760 of meeting voice a Comedy Central. Him and I have 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:55.000 gotten to look at Peyton Manning in khaki shorts together. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:59.720 Those shorts were I didn't even think that. I've never 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:05.560 I understand the male form, but like he was sexy, right, yes, 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:09.040 and I never thought that I would. You see him 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.600 from far away, but then when you see Manning up, 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:16.280 he's got it, He's got it great. This is David Bory. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:21.680 David Bory also half hour on Comy Central, Fantasy Everything, 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:27.560 Fantasy Everything, also peeping on peyton dot Net. Well, he 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:29.199 came in and put his leg up on the table 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.959 and he was like everyone did that like it was 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.040 And David, I don't know if this story ever made 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.600 it to you, but I remember I saw you maybe 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.920 hanging out at the after party. I was lucky to 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.000 be Megan's plus one. But that week, I think, after 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.360 the first day that you guys were writing on the 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:48.960 sps that year, Megan and I got in a fight 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.520 because she came home and was like Peyton Manning, he 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:56.160 was looking at me, he was and you know, this 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.760 is Megan is the biggest Indiapolis Colts fan I've ever met. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.200 This was that's not that's that's that's hard. So you 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.480 know what our fight was about. By the way, I 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:10.160 was just like you can you not describe these his 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:13.600 features like I'm sorry for the opening like that. You 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:15.960 don't got to be sorry. We've we got married, We 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.480 worked out pretty good for you, and I think we 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:23.280 have Peyton's blessing. He didn't like to give it, but 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.560 Reggie Miller gave it, and they go the same way, 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:33.280 Cheryl think. Cheryl said, alright, girl, I feel like I 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.760 feel like you could have gotten one of the Davis brothers. 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.080 But if you want to go with this and I 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:39.960 would have been happy to go to that wedding. Oh 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:43.320 my god, I would have been awesome. Which Davis's brother 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.840 would you have picked? And then I would have had 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:50.880 Dale'll be the best man? Oh my god. Those guys 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:56.640 were awesome man. Yeah, okay, so David, you're from Denver. Yes, 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:04.800 but before that, Washington State, oh was leven. The Sonics 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.079 are gone and the Seahawks were never the best. Seahawks 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.040 guy was like Warren Moon in my time. Yeah. So 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:14.920 it's like pretty easy to transfer to Denver Sports. Yeah, 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:17.359 and so you're you're still to this day Denver guy. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:24.240 Nuggets Broncos. Yes, that's a I mean, the Nuggets are 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.800 are to be excited about. I feel like we're so young, 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:29.840 even without Michael Peter Jr. I feel great. I don't know, man, 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:33.080 I feel like we could be like a really fun team. Yes. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:37.800 And I think and by people, I mean Michael Wilbon 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.280 always raven about. Yeah. I think that. I worry that 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:48.160 your kitchen is really maybe mobilizing, but it's all part 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:51.080 of his legend. I think that's what makes them. I 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.480 mean calling him the joker that I didn't sign off 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.160 on that. Yeah, that's a little troubling. I don't like 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.240 it at all. It got worse when the Joker movie 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:05.760 came out. Just double sucking down too. If we saw 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.760 the Joker movie and we're like, well, don't do that, 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:12.840 and he looks like uh like a like a like 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:18.680 a school bully. Yeah, bully has a very just like 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:23.040 he's um. Yeah, he's someone who would make a list. Yeah, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.920 he looks like he looks like Timothy McVeigh. I mean, 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.080 straight up, if we're gonna McVeigh watched the Bonus Highlights 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.479 and could get triple doubles like a yeah, no, but 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.000 that team is exciting. I mean they are the West 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:39.280 might be a little bit weird right now, but but 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.120 they're like low key could be a Spurs like team. 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:46.320 They're just they have the pieces. They have great coach. Yeah, 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.720 I'm saying like the early two like the mid to 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:55.400 the two thousand, they were never like sex, right, it 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.320 was a sex but doesn't saying like no one was 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:01.440 sex the Nuggets weren't sexy yet damn Yeah. The coach, yeah, 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:07.280 Tony Parker, it is, he didn't. I mean he married 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:14.720 like the hottest woman. Tim Duncans also a foreigner. Yeah, 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:18.240 but he was not really. Um, can I ask your 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:23.560 opinions on John Elway as as as a no as 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:29.680 a football mind, interesting as the as the puppet master 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:33.520 of the Broncos. Sometimes I wonder if maybe he's more 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.480 of a figurehead than I would like to think. Okay, 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:42.280 you don't think he actually is making that many Yeah, 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:45.000 And I just like and just like how we've moved 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:49.120 throughout we haven't. We we're the only team who like, 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.800 we'll go to the super Bowls sometimes without really having 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.719 something that works, you know what I mean, Like even 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:57.560 the one before Peyton, it was just sort of like 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:00.320 how did we? Yeah, you don't like there has not 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:05.000 been a great long term strategy for the Broncos since 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:09.120 Mike Shanahan. Yeah, since Mike Shanahan. So I feel like 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:12.840 maybe he's not like definitely a quarterback. We have not 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:18.960 had anything, which is almost alarming given who he is. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:22.000 And we can't keep a running back. We always start 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.680 the season with like ten running backs to him, Like 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.760 it's like I so, I know, I don't think like 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.920 we get it done, but it's never. I mean, God 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.640 bless Von Miller, right, God God bless him forever. I 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:36.479 think it's a tricky And the reason I brought this 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.520 up is because I feel like, as a fan, I 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.000 was in a group that was put in this tricky situation. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:44.360 When someone is an icon to that city, to that team, 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:48.039 they're not going to get fired, no, but I mean 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:52.479 truth we told around the city even like I don't 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:55.440 know if people do love him like that. He's known 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:59.840 for being an asshole, Like around town, he's known to 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.360 be a dick. Like I feel like in Denver City 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:08.279 we are more like everybody else, Like Shannon Sharp could 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:12.320 kill somebody, yea, Treille Davis could kill somebody. McCaffrey could 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:16.000 kill somebody. I don't think l A as much really 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:19.240 as far as as far as like if you're like 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.120 from Colorado, yeah, I don't think that. I think we're 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:26.040 kind of way higher on the rest of those guys 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:30.320 that is bold. People still love. Like even all these 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:32.720 role players, people still love. I don't think that like 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.840 Rod Smith people love and you're not throwing him under 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:40.240 the bus. But Denver is like a very woke city. Yeah, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.880 I think it presents itself that way at least. I 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:46.440 think the Weed, I think everyone just yeah, I don't 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.560 like the weed, fool you. We're still Mountain trash. Yeah's 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:53.400 remember seeing like a Subaru in Colorado that had to 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:57.440 make America great against a Super U. It's like, that's 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.000 what's going on there. Our lands is the comedy scene, 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:06.680 you know, like, yeah, that's very beautiful city too. Is 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:09.240 that where you started in Denver? No? I actually started 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:12.720 in San Francisco. Damn. Okay, Yeah, I started doing comedy there, 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:15.880 but I was like, I was on some probation, so 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.080 I was back and forth a lot, so I was 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:21.640 basically started in both kind of It's nice. I mean 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.080 that probation actually kind of worked out for you, do 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:29.520 you guys? Wow, Yeah, you're not the first. You're not 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.240 the first person I've heard say that. I think. Yeah, 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.080 I think it's a good way to turn your life 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:40.120 around if you're twenty two, especially if there's no injuries. Yeah. Yeah, 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:43.560 I just saw a great story of reform. I watched 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.040 the thirty thirty. We're talking my three for thirties or earlier. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:49.719 I just watched Youngstown Boys, and it's not that good 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:56.160 of att trustle just about that team, and I didn't 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.720 know because I was their deal. Marit kind of seems 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.200 like a well so he what I mean? He was, 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.520 and I think that's where I stopped paying attention, Like 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.960 back in the yeah only two thousand's you know, it 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.160 was such a and I think it still is. It's that, 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.240 you know, it's such it's such black and white that 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.319 a player did something bad and then you're like, oh, 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.079 hate that guy, and he's a he's gonna be a 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.559 punch line forever. But man, the story continued and he 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.480 has been and maybe I should do a little bit 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:27.160 more research. But since then, I like, he's good, don't 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:30.719 do any more research. In trustful too, So I mean 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.400 he he had some d u I s he held 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.480 up a bar, he held up someone outside of a bar, 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.120 and whatever. He went to jail, uh, and then he 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:43.040 came out and he's been reforming. He's a a motivational speaker. 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:46.680 He's um interestful. Got in trouble for because his players 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.960 were selling their own memorabilia and he didn't speak up 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:55.400 about that, which is just like, these aren't crimes. Yeah. 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:59.400 The way that a decides what is good and what 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:04.160 is bad is actually the opposite. It's so weird speaking 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.520 of that. What's going to happen with this California thing? Now? Oh, 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.560 how does that? Why why would everybody not just go 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.280 to USC forever and ever? Then, Well, because I think 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.160 the n C double A will threaten and has probably 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.800 already say, Okay, that's what you want to do, then 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:23.720 your schools cannot be a part of BCS. March Maden. 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.520 They can do that. Yeah, they can say if you 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:31.920 can out of there not um like conducting yourself within 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:34.560 our real book, then you do not get to be 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.960 a part of it. But here's the thing is taking 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.880 the schools out of the BCS, Like if you like 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:43.440 become that school with like those kids who are like 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:46.600 is that is that? Would that be that big a deal? 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.480 I think that the level of competition stays high and 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.679 all the kids are like, fuck it, I'll still go 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.679 to California and make some money. Before I go make 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:58.400 some money. And it's supposed to like sec the country, 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:01.720 it's still California. It's like exactly, it's got head and 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.840 shoulders going over it. Did you have any other reason 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.360 to go to U C. L A that you want 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:10.400 to go to Norman, Oklahoma? Have you been married? I am? 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:14.280 Obviously it will be a very good recruiting tool. I 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:17.079 think people have already talked about like if this were 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.000 to go, and I don't know, maybe if the California 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.440 Supreme Court has already been involved, but like they will 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:25.560 upheld uphold it. They're not gonna bully California into not 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.480 being a part of it. What California lawmakers are hoping 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:33.920 is that we are the state that then forces everyone 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.320 else's hand to have to do the same thing. I 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.600 would like it to be the whole West bring back 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:44.319 pack ten football. Yeah yeah, I really I despise um 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.360 the way the conferences have been broken up now, and 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.520 it's like I'm not even trying to ship on Rutgers 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:53.440 in Maryland, you know, get yours. But it's like I 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.280 went to a Big ten school and I know that 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.440 that's like trashy and I always joke about that's like 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:00.319 why I'm dumb and got fingered too much. And it's 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:03.520 like it's still when I was growing up and it 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.400 was like, oh my god, I'm going to a Big 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:09.400 ten school and now I don't even like understand and 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:13.560 it's clearly just put together financially, but then you lose 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:15.000 all the fun. Then it's like, well, then let's just 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:16.920 not have any if it's just going to be all 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:22.120 this anymore. It's really not March Madness that first and 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:25.320 second day. It's still really fun, I think. Yeah, but 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.840 what you've done is kind of fucked with that though, 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.079 because you fall in love with these players and then 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:32.040 you're not gonna you never get to see a college 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.480 team become a college team anymore, you know what I mean? 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:39.040 Unless yeah, you know, unless it's like, what are the 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:43.080 I just want to wat right, I mean, those are 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.200 the real stories, it is. I just never got into 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.440 college sports because it was just so confused by the 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.600 conferences and like and all that stuff and the rule changes, 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:54.120 and then I'm like, the second I get into or 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:56.679 figure out this school, why I like any of these people, 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.200 they all go pro. Yeah. It's just like that's been 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.240 sort of just the danger and probably why I've been 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.560 so obsessed with the NBA. It's just so much and 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.920 I'm not giving any attention to the college. And wants 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.520 you to get because college also then you got to start. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:13.120 You know. You can just like follow these high school kids. 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:17.000 Yeah I have to. Yeah, my husband is following them 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:21.400 to my Instagram's fucked up, dude. It's just all these 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:25.120 teams because I followed overtime and then when you as 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.280 soon as you following overtime, it's like you see there's 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.200 kid dunk one time, Like, oh yeah, I should be 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.000 watching his stories now. Listen, I just bought a sixty 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:38.000 dollar bootleg Brownie James Jersey Sierra Canyon, um, and I'm like, 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.200 and I literally sent pictures to our friends and go, 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.200 am I allowed to wear this? So weird? And where 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:46.400 do I wear it? I think, Yeah, it's you can 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.360 only wear it in l A but you can wear yeah, 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.640 but it's strange, it's it's borderline strange. Kids are freshman, 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:56.600 but man, he's from the James family. Yeah. I love Brownie. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.839 He just got a dunk. Yeah he is. The level 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:02.280 of stardom is like he's a kid on Stranger. But 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.400 there's like a bunch of these kids like that now, 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.040 Like I just checked some kids. I don't even remember 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.760 his name. He's in high school. Overtime to the documentary Williams. 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:14.320 Yeah he's got a million Facebook or Instagram followers. Yeah, 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:18.880 he's in high school. You almost hope that, like the 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:24.920 positive of this is if they don't end up being superstars, 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.840 that they are able to leverage that following and keep 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:32.040 some of it. And you know, that's what it's almost like, 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.400 make them not at least the power is now in 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.800 their hands. And hopefully they have good parents. I don't. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.240 I don't think they do. Some of them don't have 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.480 good parents that made him good. You know, it's like 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:46.120 you hear all these people like you hear all these 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:49.360 all these NBA insiders or whatever talk about how these 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.920 young kids now, I don't like how they're kind of 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.760 like softer or whatever. That's not going to help. This 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:57.080 isn't going to help that. They're only going to get 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.360 to the league with more like opinions on how should 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:04.520 be treating. The thing is that they are them and 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:08.360 their parents are not worse at managing their lives than 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:10.720 the n c double A rule books. That's true. So 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.880 at least they have the power to fuck it up 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:19.040 instead of an organization that is inherently racist, inherently the 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.920 worst part of capitalism, a monopoly. All of these bad 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.000 they don't have the best interests of anyone, but the 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.720 cashing the checks and the boosters and all the bullshit 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.920 that like, hopefully these kids, even if they have the 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:36.200 shittiest parents, they're shitty parents, are probably better than the 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.240 president of the n C Double A, which I think 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:41.760 at one point was Andrew Luck's dad, who is now 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:44.320 the president of the XFL. We're going to go to 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:49.120 an XFL game. Um, when does it start? Like I 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.240 think maybe the premier is either a week or two 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.080 after Super Bowl. So when this comes out XFL Season 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:59.560 Full Swing, who runs it? It's the Nickman and it's yeah, 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.480 Andrew dad because last time did you have you seen that? 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.320 Watching it and then I was like, this feels like propaganda. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:09.520 It was never not music. It was it's seedy to 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:14.440 It was produced and directed by Dick Ebersol's son, which 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.760 is like, well, no, you can't make a documentary about 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:18.880 your dad. That's going to be subjective in any way. 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.520 But it's not subjective even if you watch it. These 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.080 guys are such scumbags that you watch and you're just like, 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.720 oh god, just like there was a lot of like 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.880 and we told the players they should sleep with the cheerleader. Yeah, 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:34.960 that was insane, and then they had the one They 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.920 had the one girl to like, the cheerleaders were like, yeah, 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.200 it's sucked up. It was harassment. They got the one 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.520 girl who was like, who wouldn't want to taste it 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:46.520 mad and you're like, what are you hearing? Yeah, off, 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:51.440 we couldn't be any further from Yeah. Sorry, it is 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.320 good always to get a check in. I think some 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.040 of our opinions that we just expressed will inform some 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.880 of our picks for today's topic, which is the greatest sneaker. 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:02.680 And again, David, I think this is a great topic 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.879 of you. You picked it. I feel like, right, I 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.280 think we presented to you and I remember just our 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:10.119 first interaction was Megan was like, I'm writing with David 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.679 and he wants to get a nice pair of sneakers 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:16.359 for the SPS. And I remember the one you one. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:20.440 I don't even think I gave you Downtown. Yeah, we 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.800 were still writing. I remember my nails done, so I 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:30.080 was Michelle Obama. Yeah it was. But I remember you 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:34.280 got the Jordan's the white chromes. Yeah, yeah, which now 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.000 I'm gonna get those black ones that just came out 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:38.840 to Yeah, the black Cats, they're they're so cool. Yeah, 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:41.800 they're they're sick and yeah, and then actually and then 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:46.480 Reggie last night during that Kobe memorial show, told the 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:50.120 story about the black Cat nickname and how Kobe had 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:51.840 heard about Jordan was a black cat and how he 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.720 wanted to be the Caramel Cat. So yeah, not to 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:58.959 not to bring it up again, this episode will come out. 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:01.240 This episode, it's come out in a few weeks, and 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:04.120 everyone's going to be jarred back to can't you say 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:12.160 that caramel Cat is a terrible Well again, it's yeah, Kobe, Yeah, 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:16.000 it's so every story is so Kobe on brand Kobe. 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:21.480 But he was, yeah, talking to Reggie Miller and he's like, oh, well, 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.200 I'm gonna be the Caramel Cat. And because he was like, 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:28.040 and I think Reggie was like what I mean? And 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:31.840 for Reggie's not known for having like great taste belly 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:38.320 button tap two, so for him, it doesn't he have. 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:40.880 What is it like, is it like a son? It's 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:45.240 a son. It's an actual son that has like like 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:48.720 compass points. Yeah I almost said not anatomically correct. It's 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:52.800 like the squiggly son. Oh yeah, like Dennis Robbin has 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:55.520 on his yes but on his belly button like a 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:02.640 what a strange move for a thin thin Anyways, So 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:06.280 David um, let's just start off, what's your first pick 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:10.480 to the Yeah, I don't even know what you guys 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:15.200 are saying, Just like it was just like the first 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.680 like that was because I mean, funk I was a 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:21.639 space was like Tanne that it was the first because 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:24.359 like I don't knowber Jordan, elevens started popping up and 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:27.040 my cousin is six years older than me and him 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.879 and all his friends wore elevens to prom Yeah, like 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.879 it was them sneaker. It is the problem. It was 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:34.919 the first time you could do that. Like it was 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:38.880 just it's a tuxedo sneaker. Yeah, it's it's so it's stupid. 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:43.000 I hate to say I have navy blue snakeskin ones 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:48.680 right now. Well, I mean yes, I have several pairs. 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:53.360 And part of this was like because when you said 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:56.160 you wanted to do sneakers, c J did that thing 0:19:56.200 --> 0:19:58.720 that like spouses do sometimes in shows and movies where 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:00.520 he's like, are you sure you're to be able to 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:06.320 do this? And I like, clearly can't, but I'm but 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:08.080 but I'm trying to be. But some of it is 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:11.160 just I want to know how many sneakers c J has, 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:15.280 so I want us to do this is like like 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:21.719 I think do well, I mean my sister's and my 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:23.840 mom my mom just clean out a garage and was 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:26.679 like I threw everything away but your sneakers because she 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:29.639 knew she knew that would just sneakers. I like around 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:34.320 two hundred to fifty. Damn, I get my numbers. No 0:20:34.480 --> 0:20:36.760 you don't. That's the thing I will. I will tell you. 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:38.879 I'm like reformed now. I mean I got just got married, 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:42.280 but it's just still have those takers. How many pairs 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:45.280 of sneakers did you bring to the wedding? Uh? Five? 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:48.480 And guess what, Okay, this is kind of how many 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:51.199 outfits did you guys wear? I wore a minimum. You 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:53.199 guys are a pretty cool couple, so I feel like 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:55.800 there was a costume. No. I was in my dress 0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:58.679 the whole day, and then I tried to get naked 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:01.560 into a hot tub and Will Miles gave me his 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:04.080 shirt to put on because I was like, I was 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:07.960 so fucked up, and also like my body looks great. 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:09.840 I'm just like, yeah, I'll show everybody. I mean, I 0:21:09.880 --> 0:21:11.800 was gonna have to peel off my dress, peel off 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:15.359 my spanks, and then just lock my little Brazilian the 0:21:15.560 --> 0:21:19.600 puss into the pool in front of my friends. Quick 0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:22.719 story though about No, I didn't even think about telling this, 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:26.720 but how sneakers saved my not my life, but like 0:21:27.000 --> 0:21:29.479 saved me at the wedding. Was that So when we 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:32.000 first got there, one Megan got in a fight with 0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:35.720 the manager. And it's not like it was a real thing. 0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:38.800 They fucked up, but I had just gotten a spray tan. 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:42.640 So I was basically in the reason why you were 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:46.520 mad yelling some legitimacy to your yelling. Well, we got 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:49.679 there and our bungalow wasn't ready and it was like 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:57.600 two thirties beautiful sound. Everybody else, you're the only person 0:21:57.600 --> 0:22:02.080 who can say that. We're like, it's a bungalow hotel room. 0:22:02.200 --> 0:22:05.280 That was my second pick, the bungalow. And so we 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:08.679 made so we're like wanting to bring all of our stuff. 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:12.520 And I got all of my bridesmaid's pink air Force 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:18.320 one and so I was carrying in so pink swede 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:21.520 with white soul and then white checks, and then I 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:25.119 got myself blue um leather with white they're really cool. 0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:28.600 So I was carrying in eight boxes of air Force ones. 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:33.439 Was carrying it like four four or five boxes, and 0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:37.760 then this young who um, yeah, I had like the 0:22:38.080 --> 0:22:40.919 I had the pinnacle Jordan's six all gold so that 0:22:41.000 --> 0:22:44.240 had like a special box and in bag and I 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:47.159 had these Lebron four all Stars that were also gold 0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:50.040 in an old Lebron box that like, you know, I 0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:52.840 think people are just scratching, like the retro Lebrons are 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:54.840 coming back, but this is the original, so the boxes 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:57.159 like I haven't sent that box in years. But anyway, 0:22:57.240 --> 0:23:00.200 So like the young guy at the hotel, the bell 0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:03.119 hop guy, I was like, what is up with this couple? 0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:05.760 And he loved sneakers, and so me and him started 0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:09.520 talking became friends, and so through the weekend we were like, hey, 0:23:09.560 --> 0:23:11.280 what's up. Man? He was like telling me my suite 0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:12.960