Speaker 1: Welcome to the Greatest, a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of The Greatest. I am Megan Gaily,
Speaker 1: joined by my husband and host such co host. Whatever
Speaker 1: is not disrespectful to him, There's not. None of it's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: I'm just so happy that we get to do this.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sweet. His name is c J. J.
Speaker 1: Ding Dong also spelled Toladonno. But yeah, I'm very happy,
Speaker 1: very excited for this episode. Our guest, Our guest one
Speaker 1: of the best stand up comedians working today. So funny.
Speaker 1: The voice, if you're hearing it going that starts something
Speaker 1: of meeting voice a Comedy Central. Him and I have
Speaker 1: gotten to look at Peyton Manning in khaki shorts together.
Speaker 1: Those shorts were I didn't even think that. I've never
Speaker 1: I understand the male form, but like he was sexy, right, yes,
Speaker 1: and I never thought that I would. You see him
Speaker 1: from far away, but then when you see Manning up,
Speaker 1: he's got it, He's got it great. This is David Bory.
Speaker 1: David Bory also half hour on Comy Central, Fantasy Everything,
Speaker 1: Fantasy Everything, also peeping on peyton dot Net. Well, he
Speaker 1: came in and put his leg up on the table
Speaker 1: and he was like everyone did that like it was
Speaker 1: And David, I don't know if this story ever made
Speaker 1: it to you, but I remember I saw you maybe
Speaker 1: hanging out at the after party. I was lucky to
Speaker 1: be Megan's plus one. But that week, I think, after
Speaker 1: the first day that you guys were writing on the
Speaker 1: sps that year, Megan and I got in a fight
Speaker 1: because she came home and was like Peyton Manning, he
Speaker 1: was looking at me, he was and you know, this
Speaker 1: is Megan is the biggest Indiapolis Colts fan I've ever met.
Speaker 1: This was that's not that's that's that's hard. So you
Speaker 1: know what our fight was about. By the way, I
Speaker 1: was just like you can you not describe these his
Speaker 1: features like I'm sorry for the opening like that. You
Speaker 1: don't got to be sorry. We've we got married, We
Speaker 1: worked out pretty good for you, and I think we
Speaker 1: have Peyton's blessing. He didn't like to give it, but
Speaker 1: Reggie Miller gave it, and they go the same way,
Speaker 1: Cheryl think. Cheryl said, alright, girl, I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like you could have gotten one of the Davis brothers.
Speaker 1: But if you want to go with this and I
Speaker 1: would have been happy to go to that wedding. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I would have been awesome. Which Davis's brother
Speaker 1: would you have picked? And then I would have had
Speaker 1: Dale'll be the best man? Oh my god. Those guys
Speaker 1: were awesome man. Yeah, okay, so David, you're from Denver. Yes,
Speaker 1: but before that, Washington State, oh was leven. The Sonics
Speaker 1: are gone and the Seahawks were never the best. Seahawks
Speaker 1: guy was like Warren Moon in my time. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: it's like pretty easy to transfer to Denver Sports. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so you're you're still to this day Denver guy.
Speaker 1: Nuggets Broncos. Yes, that's a I mean, the Nuggets are
Speaker 1: are to be excited about. I feel like we're so young,
Speaker 1: even without Michael Peter Jr. I feel great. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I feel like we could be like a really fun team. Yes.
Speaker 1: And I think and by people, I mean Michael Wilbon
Speaker 1: always raven about. Yeah. I think that. I worry that
Speaker 1: your kitchen is really maybe mobilizing, but it's all part
Speaker 1: of his legend. I think that's what makes them. I
Speaker 1: mean calling him the joker that I didn't sign off
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, that's a little troubling. I don't like
Speaker 1: it at all. It got worse when the Joker movie
Speaker 1: came out. Just double sucking down too. If we saw
Speaker 1: the Joker movie and we're like, well, don't do that,
Speaker 1: and he looks like uh like a like a like
Speaker 1: a school bully. Yeah, bully has a very just like
Speaker 1: he's um. Yeah, he's someone who would make a list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looks like he looks like Timothy McVeigh. I mean,
Speaker 1: straight up, if we're gonna McVeigh watched the Bonus Highlights
Speaker 1: and could get triple doubles like a yeah, no, but
Speaker 1: that team is exciting. I mean they are the West
Speaker 1: might be a little bit weird right now, but but
Speaker 1: they're like low key could be a Spurs like team.
Speaker 1: They're just they have the pieces. They have great coach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm saying like the early two like the mid to
Speaker 1: the two thousand, they were never like sex, right, it
Speaker 1: was a sex but doesn't saying like no one was
Speaker 1: sex the Nuggets weren't sexy yet damn Yeah. The coach, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tony Parker, it is, he didn't. I mean he married
Speaker 1: like the hottest woman. Tim Duncans also a foreigner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was not really. Um, can I ask your
Speaker 1: opinions on John Elway as as as a no as
Speaker 1: a football mind, interesting as the as the puppet master
Speaker 1: of the Broncos. Sometimes I wonder if maybe he's more
Speaker 1: of a figurehead than I would like to think. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't think he actually is making that many Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I just like and just like how we've moved
Speaker 1: throughout we haven't. We we're the only team who like,
Speaker 1: we'll go to the super Bowls sometimes without really having
Speaker 1: something that works, you know what I mean, Like even
Speaker 1: the one before Peyton, it was just sort of like
Speaker 1: how did we? Yeah, you don't like there has not
Speaker 1: been a great long term strategy for the Broncos since
Speaker 1: Mike Shanahan. Yeah, since Mike Shanahan. So I feel like
Speaker 1: maybe he's not like definitely a quarterback. We have not
Speaker 1: had anything, which is almost alarming given who he is.
Speaker 1: And we can't keep a running back. We always start
Speaker 1: the season with like ten running backs to him, Like
Speaker 1: it's like I so, I know, I don't think like
Speaker 1: we get it done, but it's never. I mean, God
Speaker 1: bless Von Miller, right, God God bless him forever. I
Speaker 1: think it's a tricky And the reason I brought this
Speaker 1: up is because I feel like, as a fan, I
Speaker 1: was in a group that was put in this tricky situation.
Speaker 1: When someone is an icon to that city, to that team,
Speaker 1: they're not going to get fired, no, but I mean
Speaker 1: truth we told around the city even like I don't
Speaker 1: know if people do love him like that. He's known
Speaker 1: for being an asshole, Like around town, he's known to
Speaker 1: be a dick. Like I feel like in Denver City
Speaker 1: we are more like everybody else, Like Shannon Sharp could
Speaker 1: kill somebody, yea, Treille Davis could kill somebody. McCaffrey could
Speaker 1: kill somebody. I don't think l A as much really
Speaker 1: as far as as far as like if you're like
Speaker 1: from Colorado, yeah, I don't think that. I think we're
Speaker 1: kind of way higher on the rest of those guys
Speaker 1: that is bold. People still love. Like even all these
Speaker 1: role players, people still love. I don't think that like
Speaker 1: Rod Smith people love and you're not throwing him under
Speaker 1: the bus. But Denver is like a very woke city. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it presents itself that way at least. I
Speaker 1: think the Weed, I think everyone just yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: like the weed, fool you. We're still Mountain trash. Yeah's
Speaker 1: remember seeing like a Subaru in Colorado that had to
Speaker 1: make America great against a Super U. It's like, that's
Speaker 1: what's going on there. Our lands is the comedy scene,
Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, that's very beautiful city too. Is
Speaker 1: that where you started in Denver? No? I actually started
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. Damn. Okay, Yeah, I started doing comedy there,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I was on some probation, so
Speaker 1: I was back and forth a lot, so I was
Speaker 1: basically started in both kind of It's nice. I mean
Speaker 1: that probation actually kind of worked out for you, do
Speaker 1: you guys? Wow, Yeah, you're not the first. You're not
Speaker 1: the first person I've heard say that. I think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's a good way to turn your life
Speaker 1: around if you're twenty two, especially if there's no injuries. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just saw a great story of reform. I watched
Speaker 1: the thirty thirty. We're talking my three for thirties or earlier.
Speaker 1: I just watched Youngstown Boys, and it's not that good
Speaker 1: of att trustle just about that team, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know because I was their deal. Marit kind of seems
Speaker 1: like a well so he what I mean? He was,
Speaker 1: and I think that's where I stopped paying attention, Like
Speaker 1: back in the yeah only two thousand's you know, it
Speaker 1: was such a and I think it still is. It's that,
Speaker 1: you know, it's such it's such black and white that
Speaker 1: a player did something bad and then you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: hate that guy, and he's a he's gonna be a
Speaker 1: punch line forever. But man, the story continued and he
Speaker 1: has been and maybe I should do a little bit
Speaker 1: more research. But since then, I like, he's good, don't
Speaker 1: do any more research. In trustful too, So I mean
Speaker 1: he he had some d u I s he held
Speaker 1: up a bar, he held up someone outside of a bar,
Speaker 1: and whatever. He went to jail, uh, and then he
Speaker 1: came out and he's been reforming. He's a a motivational speaker.
Speaker 1: He's um interestful. Got in trouble for because his players
Speaker 1: were selling their own memorabilia and he didn't speak up
Speaker 1: about that, which is just like, these aren't crimes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The way that a decides what is good and what
Speaker 1: is bad is actually the opposite. It's so weird speaking
Speaker 1: of that. What's going to happen with this California thing? Now? Oh,
Speaker 1: how does that? Why why would everybody not just go
Speaker 1: to USC forever and ever? Then, Well, because I think
Speaker 1: the n C double A will threaten and has probably
Speaker 1: already say, Okay, that's what you want to do, then
Speaker 1: your schools cannot be a part of BCS. March Maden.
Speaker 1: They can do that. Yeah, they can say if you
Speaker 1: can out of there not um like conducting yourself within
Speaker 1: our real book, then you do not get to be
Speaker 1: a part of it. But here's the thing is taking
Speaker 1: the schools out of the BCS, Like if you like
Speaker 1: become that school with like those kids who are like
Speaker 1: is that is that? Would that be that big a deal?
Speaker 1: I think that the level of competition stays high and
Speaker 1: all the kids are like, fuck it, I'll still go
Speaker 1: to California and make some money. Before I go make
Speaker 1: some money. And it's supposed to like sec the country,
Speaker 1: it's still California. It's like exactly, it's got head and
Speaker 1: shoulders going over it. Did you have any other reason
Speaker 1: to go to U C. L A that you want
Speaker 1: to go to Norman, Oklahoma? Have you been married? I am?
Speaker 1: Obviously it will be a very good recruiting tool. I
Speaker 1: think people have already talked about like if this were
Speaker 1: to go, and I don't know, maybe if the California
Speaker 1: Supreme Court has already been involved, but like they will
Speaker 1: upheld uphold it. They're not gonna bully California into not
Speaker 1: being a part of it. What California lawmakers are hoping
Speaker 1: is that we are the state that then forces everyone
Speaker 1: else's hand to have to do the same thing. I
Speaker 1: would like it to be the whole West bring back
Speaker 1: pack ten football. Yeah yeah, I really I despise um
Speaker 1: the way the conferences have been broken up now, and
Speaker 1: it's like I'm not even trying to ship on Rutgers
Speaker 1: in Maryland, you know, get yours. But it's like I
Speaker 1: went to a Big ten school and I know that
Speaker 1: that's like trashy and I always joke about that's like
Speaker 1: why I'm dumb and got fingered too much. And it's
Speaker 1: like it's still when I was growing up and it
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I'm going to a Big
Speaker 1: ten school and now I don't even like understand and
Speaker 1: it's clearly just put together financially, but then you lose
Speaker 1: all the fun. Then it's like, well, then let's just
Speaker 1: not have any if it's just going to be all
Speaker 1: this anymore. It's really not March Madness that first and
Speaker 1: second day. It's still really fun, I think. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: what you've done is kind of fucked with that though,
Speaker 1: because you fall in love with these players and then
Speaker 1: you're not gonna you never get to see a college
Speaker 1: team become a college team anymore, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Unless yeah, you know, unless it's like, what are the
Speaker 1: I just want to wat right, I mean, those are
Speaker 1: the real stories, it is. I just never got into
Speaker 1: college sports because it was just so confused by the
Speaker 1: conferences and like and all that stuff and the rule changes,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, the second I get into or
Speaker 1: figure out this school, why I like any of these people,
Speaker 1: they all go pro. Yeah. It's just like that's been
Speaker 1: sort of just the danger and probably why I've been
Speaker 1: so obsessed with the NBA. It's just so much and
Speaker 1: I'm not giving any attention to the college. And wants
Speaker 1: you to get because college also then you got to start.
Speaker 1: You know. You can just like follow these high school kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah I have to. Yeah, my husband is following them
Speaker 1: to my Instagram's fucked up, dude. It's just all these
Speaker 1: teams because I followed overtime and then when you as
Speaker 1: soon as you following overtime, it's like you see there's
Speaker 1: kid dunk one time, Like, oh yeah, I should be
Speaker 1: watching his stories now. Listen, I just bought a sixty
Speaker 1: dollar bootleg Brownie James Jersey Sierra Canyon, um, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and I literally sent pictures to our friends and go,
Speaker 1: am I allowed to wear this? So weird? And where
Speaker 1: do I wear it? I think, Yeah, it's you can
Speaker 1: only wear it in l A but you can wear yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's strange, it's it's borderline strange. Kids are freshman,
Speaker 1: but man, he's from the James family. Yeah. I love Brownie.
Speaker 1: He just got a dunk. Yeah he is. The level
Speaker 1: of stardom is like he's a kid on Stranger. But
Speaker 1: there's like a bunch of these kids like that now,
Speaker 1: Like I just checked some kids. I don't even remember
Speaker 1: his name. He's in high school. Overtime to the documentary Williams.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's got a million Facebook or Instagram followers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in high school. You almost hope that, like the
Speaker 1: positive of this is if they don't end up being superstars,
Speaker 1: that they are able to leverage that following and keep
Speaker 1: some of it. And you know, that's what it's almost like,
Speaker 1: make them not at least the power is now in
Speaker 1: their hands. And hopefully they have good parents. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think they do. Some of them don't have
Speaker 1: good parents that made him good. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: you hear all these people like you hear all these
Speaker 1: all these NBA insiders or whatever talk about how these
Speaker 1: young kids now, I don't like how they're kind of
Speaker 1: like softer or whatever. That's not going to help. This
Speaker 1: isn't going to help that. They're only going to get
Speaker 1: to the league with more like opinions on how should
Speaker 1: be treating. The thing is that they are them and
Speaker 1: their parents are not worse at managing their lives than
Speaker 1: the n c double A rule books. That's true. So
Speaker 1: at least they have the power to fuck it up
Speaker 1: instead of an organization that is inherently racist, inherently the
Speaker 1: worst part of capitalism, a monopoly. All of these bad
Speaker 1: they don't have the best interests of anyone, but the
Speaker 1: cashing the checks and the boosters and all the bullshit
Speaker 1: that like, hopefully these kids, even if they have the
Speaker 1: shittiest parents, they're shitty parents, are probably better than the
Speaker 1: president of the n C Double A, which I think
Speaker 1: at one point was Andrew Luck's dad, who is now
Speaker 1: the president of the XFL. We're going to go to
Speaker 1: an XFL game. Um, when does it start? Like I
Speaker 1: think maybe the premier is either a week or two
Speaker 1: after Super Bowl. So when this comes out XFL Season
Speaker 1: Full Swing, who runs it? It's the Nickman and it's yeah,
Speaker 1: Andrew dad because last time did you have you seen that?
Speaker 1: Watching it and then I was like, this feels like propaganda.
Speaker 1: It was never not music. It was it's seedy to
Speaker 1: It was produced and directed by Dick Ebersol's son, which
Speaker 1: is like, well, no, you can't make a documentary about
Speaker 1: your dad. That's going to be subjective in any way.
Speaker 1: But it's not subjective even if you watch it. These
Speaker 1: guys are such scumbags that you watch and you're just like,
Speaker 1: oh god, just like there was a lot of like
Speaker 1: and we told the players they should sleep with the cheerleader. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was insane, and then they had the one They
Speaker 1: had the one girl to like, the cheerleaders were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's sucked up. It was harassment. They got the one
Speaker 1: girl who was like, who wouldn't want to taste it
Speaker 1: mad and you're like, what are you hearing? Yeah, off,
Speaker 1: we couldn't be any further from Yeah. Sorry, it is
Speaker 1: good always to get a check in. I think some
Speaker 1: of our opinions that we just expressed will inform some
Speaker 1: of our picks for today's topic, which is the greatest sneaker.
Speaker 1: And again, David, I think this is a great topic
Speaker 1: of you. You picked it. I feel like, right, I
Speaker 1: think we presented to you and I remember just our
Speaker 1: first interaction was Megan was like, I'm writing with David
Speaker 1: and he wants to get a nice pair of sneakers
Speaker 1: for the SPS. And I remember the one you one.
Speaker 1: I don't even think I gave you Downtown. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were still writing. I remember my nails done, so I
Speaker 1: was Michelle Obama. Yeah it was. But I remember you
Speaker 1: got the Jordan's the white chromes. Yeah, yeah, which now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get those black ones that just came out
Speaker 1: to Yeah, the black Cats, they're they're so cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're sick and yeah, and then actually and then
Speaker 1: Reggie last night during that Kobe memorial show, told the
Speaker 1: story about the black Cat nickname and how Kobe had
Speaker 1: heard about Jordan was a black cat and how he
Speaker 1: wanted to be the Caramel Cat. So yeah, not to
Speaker 1: not to bring it up again, this episode will come out.
Speaker 1: This episode, it's come out in a few weeks, and
Speaker 1: everyone's going to be jarred back to can't you say
Speaker 1: that caramel Cat is a terrible Well again, it's yeah, Kobe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so every story is so Kobe on brand Kobe.
Speaker 1: But he was, yeah, talking to Reggie Miller and he's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the Caramel Cat. And because he was like,
Speaker 1: and I think Reggie was like what I mean? And
Speaker 1: for Reggie's not known for having like great taste belly
Speaker 1: button tap two, so for him, it doesn't he have.
Speaker 1: What is it like, is it like a son? It's
Speaker 1: a son. It's an actual son that has like like
Speaker 1: compass points. Yeah I almost said not anatomically correct. It's
Speaker 1: like the squiggly son. Oh yeah, like Dennis Robbin has
Speaker 1: on his yes but on his belly button like a
Speaker 1: what a strange move for a thin thin Anyways, So
Speaker 1: David um, let's just start off, what's your first pick
Speaker 1: to the Yeah, I don't even know what you guys
Speaker 1: are saying, Just like it was just like the first
Speaker 1: like that was because I mean, funk I was a
Speaker 1: space was like Tanne that it was the first because
Speaker 1: like I don't knowber Jordan, elevens started popping up and
Speaker 1: my cousin is six years older than me and him
Speaker 1: and all his friends wore elevens to prom Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it was them sneaker. It is the problem. It was
Speaker 1: the first time you could do that. Like it was
Speaker 1: just it's a tuxedo sneaker. Yeah, it's it's so it's stupid.
Speaker 1: I hate to say I have navy blue snakeskin ones
Speaker 1: right now. Well, I mean yes, I have several pairs.
Speaker 1: And part of this was like because when you said
Speaker 1: you wanted to do sneakers, c J did that thing
Speaker 1: that like spouses do sometimes in shows and movies where
Speaker 1: he's like, are you sure you're to be able to
Speaker 1: do this? And I like, clearly can't, but I'm but
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to be. But some of it is
Speaker 1: just I want to know how many sneakers c J has,
Speaker 1: so I want us to do this is like like
Speaker 1: I think do well, I mean my sister's and my
Speaker 1: mom my mom just clean out a garage and was
Speaker 1: like I threw everything away but your sneakers because she
Speaker 1: knew she knew that would just sneakers. I like around
Speaker 1: two hundred to fifty. Damn, I get my numbers. No
Speaker 1: you don't. That's the thing I will. I will tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm like reformed now. I mean I got just got married,
Speaker 1: but it's just still have those takers. How many pairs
Speaker 1: of sneakers did you bring to the wedding? Uh? Five?
Speaker 1: And guess what, Okay, this is kind of how many
Speaker 1: outfits did you guys wear? I wore a minimum. You
Speaker 1: guys are a pretty cool couple, so I feel like
Speaker 1: there was a costume. No. I was in my dress
Speaker 1: the whole day, and then I tried to get naked
Speaker 1: into a hot tub and Will Miles gave me his
Speaker 1: shirt to put on because I was like, I was
Speaker 1: so fucked up, and also like my body looks great.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yeah, I'll show everybody. I mean, I
Speaker 1: was gonna have to peel off my dress, peel off
Speaker 1: my spanks, and then just lock my little Brazilian the
Speaker 1: puss into the pool in front of my friends. Quick
Speaker 1: story though about No, I didn't even think about telling this,
Speaker 1: but how sneakers saved my not my life, but like
Speaker 1: saved me at the wedding. Was that So when we
Speaker 1: first got there, one Megan got in a fight with
Speaker 1: the manager. And it's not like it was a real thing.
Speaker 1: They fucked up, but I had just gotten a spray tan.
Speaker 1: So I was basically in the reason why you were
Speaker 1: mad yelling some legitimacy to your yelling. Well, we got
Speaker 1: there and our bungalow wasn't ready and it was like
Speaker 1: two thirties beautiful sound. Everybody else, you're the only person
Speaker 1: who can say that. We're like, it's a bungalow hotel room.
Speaker 1: That was my second pick, the bungalow. And so we
Speaker 1: made so we're like wanting to bring all of our stuff.
Speaker 1: And I got all of my bridesmaid's pink air Force
Speaker 1: one and so I was carrying in so pink swede
Speaker 1: with white soul and then white checks, and then I
Speaker 1: got myself blue um leather with white they're really cool.
Speaker 1: So I was carrying in eight boxes of air Force ones.
Speaker 1: Was carrying it like four four or five boxes, and
Speaker 1: then this young who um, yeah, I had like the
Speaker 1: I had the pinnacle Jordan's six all gold so that
Speaker 1: had like a special box and in bag and I
Speaker 1: had these Lebron four all Stars that were also gold
Speaker 1: in an old Lebron box that like, you know, I
Speaker 1: think people are just scratching, like the retro Lebrons are
Speaker 1: coming back, but this is the original, so the boxes
Speaker 1: like I haven't sent that box in years. But anyway,
Speaker 1: So like the young guy at the hotel, the bell
Speaker 1: hop guy, I was like, what is up with this couple?
Speaker 1: And he loved sneakers, and so me and him started
Speaker 1: talking became friends, and so through the weekend we were like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up. Man? He was like telling me my suite
Speaker 1: look cool and like he was helping us out, like
Speaker 1: going a little bit extra to help us out. And
Speaker 1: then I did Molly at our wedding, m I got
Speaker 1: black out drunk and I had my I was wearing
Speaker 1: my deceased father's role x that my mom had given
Speaker 1: me a few months before, and I've never I've never
Speaker 1: broken out this role x. Un told the wedding, I
Speaker 1: was like, perfect time to wear it. And then I
Speaker 1: lost the role x and boy, like imagine coming down
Speaker 1: from Molly the next day after the wedding. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: already so sad lost my dad's rolex and just for
Speaker 1: two days didn't know what Like I was like just
Speaker 1: staring into into the and if you didn't want to
Speaker 1: go on our honeymoon, like he was so crying, so
Speaker 1: so so upset, and like I everybody and at this
Speaker 1: point he had gotten everybody involved, like trying to find man.
Speaker 1: It was like I was demanding to look at surveillance
Speaker 1: footage and all this stuff. I was like literally to
Speaker 1: the point where because they were my friends, were sending
Speaker 1: a videos and also looking at my Instagram stories. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, shoot, I had the watch at this
Speaker 1: point in the hot tub, and then I didn't have
Speaker 1: it here, and then I was asking, like to align
Speaker 1: with the surveillance has but they weren't letting me back there,
Speaker 1: and it was a whole to do. Anyways, the night of,
Speaker 1: after the second day of losing it, that kid called
Speaker 1: me up because the whole hotel was on a lern
Speaker 1: and goes, hey, man, I haven't been in since and
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened here, but because I haven't
Speaker 1: been at work since, but I heard you're looking for
Speaker 1: a watch, I have it, and you know this is
Speaker 1: it speaker. The secret guy found it in here. Let's
Speaker 1: but let's think about it this way. You're a nineteen
Speaker 1: year old kid. You work a shitty because I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about myself, Like as a kid, I'm like, I found
Speaker 1: a Rolex, I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna upon it.
Speaker 1: So I'm like and maybe adding drama to this story,
Speaker 1: but man, I almost give Like the fact that this
Speaker 1: kid called me and was like, I have your watch
Speaker 1: and then yeah, gave it. It was just like, I
Speaker 1: don't care what your intentions were to begin with, Like
Speaker 1: this is going to be excuse for buying more sneakers
Speaker 1: for the rest of his life. Be Like, if I
Speaker 1: didn't have so many sneak hurts, my dad's roll ups
Speaker 1: would still be lost. That's not no, not at all
Speaker 1: all right. Anyways, the elevens are classic. There's tons of
Speaker 1: history behind it. It's like these shoe I think. It's
Speaker 1: like I think they're still pretty cool, man, so cool.
Speaker 1: Whenever they come out with differents, like when they came
Speaker 1: out with the Cranberry ones with the Gus and the
Speaker 1: navy blue one, like they're they're so cool, there's endless possibilities.
Speaker 1: And when they cracked that the that you can change
Speaker 1: the patent leather to snake skinner. It could just be
Speaker 1: like a goal like the p the player exclusives in
Speaker 1: the NBA. It's just it's notssed up, and it's such
Speaker 1: a running joke. Everyone's problem. Pictures in the early two
Speaker 1: thousand's were wearing the space jams of the Black and
Speaker 1: Reds or even the Concords. Yeah, man, because they're cool
Speaker 1: as fun. Yeah, they're so cool. They're so cool looking.
Speaker 1: All right, Megan, how about your choice? Don't be embarrassed?
Speaker 1: Ary pretty classic for everything. Tennis is the sport that
Speaker 1: I played in, my favorite sport to like watch him person,
Speaker 1: I guess. So I really wanted to do a tennis
Speaker 1: specific shoe, and I thought I was going to do
Speaker 1: the Agassy, which I do love. It's like, I was
Speaker 1: really fun and cool. But this shoe specifically has like
Speaker 1: transcended time and it's the Adidas stand Smith. I have
Speaker 1: friends that still wear them, and like, when I saw it,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's just like such a classic
Speaker 1: shoe that anybody can wear, and the fact that it
Speaker 1: came from a tennis background is so awesome. And then
Speaker 1: when I started looking up Stan Smith because my friend
Speaker 1: had the shoe and I kept thinking it was called
Speaker 1: the Sam Smith funny, and I was like, we were
Speaker 1: with that, Like he already has a shoe. So Stan
Speaker 1: Smith was. He was a former world number one, He
Speaker 1: won Wimbledon and the US Open. He attended and played
Speaker 1: at USC and was born and raised in Pasadena. He's
Speaker 1: like a neighbor. He's like a native. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I then I liked, now he's still alive and really, yeah,
Speaker 1: he lives in Hilton Head and from like the picture,
Speaker 1: it looked like he was like a pro or you know,
Speaker 1: helps out and maybe is affiliated with Davis Cup or
Speaker 1: something in some way. But yeah, I mean the shoe
Speaker 1: came out I think in the sixth late sixties, seventies,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't at first he was not the spokesperson
Speaker 1: for it, and then at one point he became, and
Speaker 1: then it was like it wasn't it was just an
Speaker 1: Adidas like general release, and then he became the spokesperson
Speaker 1: for it, and yeah, it's a really iconic and sad
Speaker 1: the stripes, it's got the yeah, a cool, a cool shoe,
Speaker 1: and C don't even like Adidas, so you know, I'm
Speaker 1: getting back in. Yeah. They they're they're killing it right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, cool stuff with the boost technology and the
Speaker 1: boost I got. Some of those boost joggers are so comfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean really, Kanye really helped him out. They were press. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then there's one of them guys shoe you know
Speaker 1: who it was, TC and Kobe. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: those first, the one the Kobes that looked like a spaceship.
Speaker 1: I like them. I like those two able mention. I
Speaker 1: mean I think they're cool shoes. Um, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he got two two. Uh Yeah. The Kobe twos were
Speaker 1: the first good version of that futuristic looking like spacebook.
Speaker 1: The three would look like a toaster. They went a
Speaker 1: little too terrible, Yeah, Kobe. Kobe had an incredible line.
Speaker 1: Adidas and Nike. You want to share your shoes, Well,
Speaker 1: I just want to say to it's a Standsman's is
Speaker 1: such a good choice because it also is that phenomena
Speaker 1: of a shoe becoming so iconic and no one knowing
Speaker 1: who the hell dance? No one knows. You know, there's
Speaker 1: there's shoes like the Janowskis, like the Nike SBS, Janowski's
Speaker 1: Chuck Taylor's is probably the best. Like, who is Chuck Taylor?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know who is Chuck Taylor. I
Speaker 1: think he played earlier. That's got but I don't know
Speaker 1: who he is, Okay, but I will find out by
Speaker 1: the time you get around to Yeah, my pick it's
Speaker 1: These were all super hard, but these are sort of
Speaker 1: my most fun favorite shoes, the Reebok check Nosis. These
Speaker 1: are oh my god, these are shocked and they just
Speaker 1: came back out for anyone. Yeah, they just came back
Speaker 1: out like a week ago, and anyone you may not
Speaker 1: interest very interesting, Um, but this is Reebok. This is
Speaker 1: his second shoe. Looks nothing like this for a shoe.
Speaker 1: If I could describe it it, yes, this is this
Speaker 1: is so and I will describe. I would call these
Speaker 1: the twilight Zone. That it's the hypnotic. I should have
Speaker 1: it right here, Okay, Rebok was really Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I thought. So I'm showing the picture of Megan David
Speaker 1: right now. So crazy it is. It is nineties. The
Speaker 1: lines are so cool on it. I see those green
Speaker 1: a lot. So those ones sat like like the crazy
Speaker 1: colors sat on the shelves. And so that's what people
Speaker 1: can get their hands. It's like it's well, it's like
Speaker 1: I feel like you would see like Dad's hooping in these.
Speaker 1: I think there was. It was the life pack that
Speaker 1: they did. The rabox were so weird. Well so do
Speaker 1: you remember and I was going to mention too, this
Speaker 1: is the era remember the camps, the comic case, same design,
Speaker 1: same thing, and it was just like crazy. I feel like,
Speaker 1: and I've warned these and people can't talk to me
Speaker 1: because they're distracting. They like, give you a literal, it's
Speaker 1: these are shocks second shoe because they steal like this
Speaker 1: is Do you think players are in the in like
Speaker 1: the design? I think it depends on the player. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it depends on the player. I think in
Speaker 1: what stage they come in. I don't think Shack was involved,
Speaker 1: just because some of his other shoe does and then
Speaker 1: led me to believe he doesn't care that much. Do
Speaker 1: you think they're just like giving him the ones that
Speaker 1: someone in the office it's their passion project, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't look that good. I don't know enough about the
Speaker 1: process to know that that's but you think somebody made
Speaker 1: this and then they were just like I read this
Speaker 1: before we came in here but this was originally Emmett
Speaker 1: Smith's signature shoe, and I think Emmett passed on. That
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. I would love could you imagine, though,
Speaker 1: Cowboys Emmatt Smith wearing these is like a turf shoe.
Speaker 1: It would have been pretty cool. There's like a lot
Speaker 1: of cool. Yeah, it would have been cool as a
Speaker 1: turf shoe. Yeah. But um and also to just the
Speaker 1: very quickly a big man having a shoe is so
Speaker 1: difficult these days for killing it. Yeah. Yeah, although but
Speaker 1: he's like a forward. He's got like a big man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There was no like back in the day, like there
Speaker 1: was no Gray Ooster right right, Yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 1: And do you have those checks? I do? I have
Speaker 1: the original, not the original release, the first. Where are
Speaker 1: they these? Yeah? I've worn them around I warm him
Speaker 1: to Lakers games. And what did I say? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're just saying I'm not even to start.
Speaker 1: Some of them. I like some of them, like the
Speaker 1: SpongeBob I'm like, this is not on my husband. That's wow,
Speaker 1: that's really fair. And I was like, yeah, I got this.
Speaker 1: I got the SpongeBob ones. I like the squid Wind ones.
Speaker 1: Kind of like that, like kind of like more low key. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and then we'll be right back. Okay,
Speaker 1: and we're back before we get into our next pick, David,
Speaker 1: what are the shoes you're wearing today? Tens? The what
Speaker 1: do you call it? The Seattle? No, no, that came
Speaker 1: up with the St Patrick's days. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: it was fun. I got him on goat for like cheap.
Speaker 1: I was all stoned. People don't tens are great. They
Speaker 1: were classics. I think they were really slept on their
Speaker 1: precursor to Yeah, I think they were really slept on.
Speaker 1: I don't know why people don't. There's certain Jordans that
Speaker 1: I always thought were so great. Like I always thought
Speaker 1: eights were way cooler than they ever got credit for.
Speaker 1: That's because my mom bought me ates a J. C. Penny, remember, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then fives are in my favorite probably But yeah,
Speaker 1: did you have a sneaker relationship like in your childhood?
Speaker 1: I mean it was like always you got what you like.
Speaker 1: I got hand me downs, you know what I mean
Speaker 1: from my older cousin because he's like small, so like
Speaker 1: we had the same sized feed for a while. So like, yeah,
Speaker 1: now I'm an adult and I buy all the ones
Speaker 1: I wanted. When your career had a financial uptick, did
Speaker 1: you find yourself buying immediate? Was it like the number
Speaker 1: one thing that you were It's because it was like
Speaker 1: the first thing I could do with it, Like like
Speaker 1: when I got to the point where I was, when
Speaker 1: I even got to the point where I was like
Speaker 1: I could buy a pair of shoes, like every month
Speaker 1: was like crazy, And now it's like I have to
Speaker 1: be like I have like a working rotation and then
Speaker 1: like a few on ice, and then I'm like I
Speaker 1: don't want to exceed that. So like if I and
Speaker 1: I have to pull something that's with c J. We
Speaker 1: tried to do a one in one out for it.
Speaker 1: Actually it never never happened, I understand. I mean, but
Speaker 1: that being said, working rotation is eighteen. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: great rotation. Yeah. I kind of like I got like
Speaker 1: two shoetracks like in my living room of just the
Speaker 1: ones I wear regularly. It is so funny. You can
Speaker 1: go with our friends. You can be like, oh, you
Speaker 1: probably just started working because every it goes from Chucks
Speaker 1: or Vans too, Oh you got Jordan's or yeah, or
Speaker 1: just like not fucking classics and even classics is what
Speaker 1: I was wearing. I know this about c J. And
Speaker 1: I feel this about you from hearing you talk about it.
Speaker 1: You guys are both people who wear the sneakers. Oh
Speaker 1: that's the point. I buy him aware I think it's
Speaker 1: weird if I Sometimes I'll get a pair that I
Speaker 1: don't like, I want, or like I don't wear as much,
Speaker 1: and then I'll usually we can be candid on here
Speaker 1: train him to Jamal Johnson for nice. Yeah, he bought
Speaker 1: two pairs of Barkleys off me the other day, two
Speaker 1: pairs of Barkleys. And that's why I love you, guys.
Speaker 1: Barkley's are awesome too. Well, dude, I bought So here's
Speaker 1: how it happened. I bought the Barclays, the gold ones
Speaker 1: with the strap. I bought them before ever wearing. I
Speaker 1: bought him with the employee store in Nike in Portland
Speaker 1: because I got like the hook up. And then I
Speaker 1: went out and I bought another pair, the Sun's colored ones.
Speaker 1: Before I even tried them on. My foot's a little
Speaker 1: too wide for the strap. So then I had him,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, what do I
Speaker 1: gotta do to make it work. And then finally I
Speaker 1: was like, Jamal, let's let's make a deal. Let's make
Speaker 1: a deal. I've given We've traded a lot of clothes.
Speaker 1: Actually love that. Yeah. I bought some jerseys off at
Speaker 1: Jamal too. I bought it. I bought a Team Mat
Speaker 1: jersey from just out of his backpack horns. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: bought you know, I bought I bought it a mellow
Speaker 1: Syracuse off his lawn. So so fake, all of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to fake jerseys though, because they're really killing it now. Yeah, yeah, CJ,
Speaker 1: what sneak are you wearing today? I'm wearing the answer
Speaker 1: for Kobe. Oh my god, good for you. And I
Speaker 1: got these a few months ago. That's great. And I
Speaker 1: remember I had remember I remembered last night, I mean
Speaker 1: obviously all this Kobe stuff and I was just like,
Speaker 1: what what I want to wear something special to because
Speaker 1: we're gonna be talking about sneakers and it just that
Speaker 1: era it was Kobe became a free agent. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's too close to why I hate that. It's
Speaker 1: complicated about this whole stuff, but like he was a
Speaker 1: free agent, wasn't signed with any brand after Adidas had
Speaker 1: let him go or they parted ways and this run man.
Speaker 1: The pictures are I would I would accept any of
Speaker 1: these frames in our house where he wore Iverson's Jordan's
Speaker 1: he wore like it's incredible see Kobe a player in
Speaker 1: his prime wearing other players. It was so cool and
Speaker 1: it was like the answer great, Yeah, like those are
Speaker 1: the best. I mean, I have my other ones that
Speaker 1: I like shoes, but like those ones are Like I
Speaker 1: remember one kid in eighth grade had the white remember
Speaker 1: the white silver ones. One kid had him and nobody
Speaker 1: you know where he got him. And I still remember
Speaker 1: it was like you were just like what did he even?
Speaker 1: How did he do that? Yeah? I had that with
Speaker 1: the answer fives. And I remember being a freshman and
Speaker 1: seniors coming up and talking to me like because I
Speaker 1: found him. I was friends with a Duda online who
Speaker 1: got him early in his town and he sent him
Speaker 1: to me the white and red five. I went to
Speaker 1: the type of school that when a Jordan's release was
Speaker 1: coming out, the school would be like full Yeah, he
Speaker 1: would not come to school. I mean it was like
Speaker 1: it was like it was like Madden, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, where it's like the next day is Dan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did as just because I didn't even going on.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, where is my speech class? And then
Speaker 1: they'd all come in and it was remember the snake skin? Yea,
Speaker 1: I remember the day that those came out because I
Speaker 1: was like, where is everybody? And they were like, there's
Speaker 1: new Jordan's where are they going? And they were different.
Speaker 1: You know, it was just fun. It was like used
Speaker 1: to be a lot more difficult to even be into.
Speaker 1: And it was freaking internet. Yeah do you even know
Speaker 1: about like gosh, yeah, okay, did you we gotta do
Speaker 1: our we gotta do. But what are you wearing? Real quick?
Speaker 1: What am I wearing? I am wearing actually a snake skin,
Speaker 1: but probably more expensive than any No, no, no, these
Speaker 1: are cheap. These are Sam Edelman on sale? Who you
Speaker 1: play for? Sam Edelman? Sade um In for Spain? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: got you for mad? Who's whose pick is it? Oh Davids? Yes? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: because now that you were talking about iverson, feel free
Speaker 1: to change them. No, I mean I the question lows.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, they were like those were like I
Speaker 1: want to say, those were rebox maybe biggest shoes that
Speaker 1: crossed over like like rappers were wearing like I love
Speaker 1: you say lows because question lows specifically, and like I
Speaker 1: just was just like, what an iconic shoe with the
Speaker 1: toe cap and like it's just like when I think
Speaker 1: about basketball shoes, That's what I think about the question.
Speaker 1: Many of them they had Lebron questions, the St. Vince
Speaker 1: s Mary ones and I I've see I that's a
Speaker 1: new genre of my sneakerhead the high school ship. It's
Speaker 1: just like these p s that these players were getting,
Speaker 1: like the code, you know, the Yeah, it's crazy because
Speaker 1: they came out with those. They released those recently with
Speaker 1: L twenty three j on them in the same in
Speaker 1: the Saint Mary's uh colorway, and it's incredible. It's a man,
Speaker 1: there's they're just like iconic. I just think they're just
Speaker 1: they were so cool looking. I'm gonna probably buy some today.
Speaker 1: And it was probably and it was in the era
Speaker 1: of Jordan's, the Jordan Levin's and there was this new guy,
Speaker 1: Alan Iverson and he untested because the questions were before
Speaker 1: do you remember the first ones? Because the first ones
Speaker 1: were weird. The first ones had like a lot of
Speaker 1: like like just the color scheme was really weird. On
Speaker 1: the first one. I wonder they were like lows lows.
Speaker 1: I wonder which one. Yeah, this is probably a really
Speaker 1: stupid question, but are there ever sneakers that come out
Speaker 1: that are then I mean, I guess this happened with
Speaker 1: Zion a little like that are just like, oh you
Speaker 1: can't these are actually not good to play basketball in.
Speaker 1: But they wore basketball shoes. I think some of them
Speaker 1: I think evolved to like, yeah, athletes are wearing better
Speaker 1: shoes in general. What's the Zion shoe that he blew out?
Speaker 1: The Kyrie's No, no, no, no, we're the Paul George's
Speaker 1: upset at him for blowing out. No, I'm not upset
Speaker 1: with him. I mean just like you can't even Nike accountable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, he's he's a new person we need
Speaker 1: to build Jesus. Yeah, he's a new one. Yeah. His
Speaker 1: head is not as big as I think it would
Speaker 1: be for a man that large. Yeah, I was watching him.
Speaker 1: I was watching highlights of him last night, and it's
Speaker 1: just like it looks slow, but he gets by people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what my friends saw My friends saw him saw a
Speaker 1: day like in real life, and he was saying that like,
Speaker 1: oh you guys know Jason. Yeah, yeah, Jason said, when
Speaker 1: you see him in real life, it's like alarming, really
Speaker 1: because you've never seen a human like that. Like when
Speaker 1: even when you see him next to other NBA players,
Speaker 1: he said, it's like like holy ship. I mean I
Speaker 1: went to high school. Basically it was our arrival high
Speaker 1: school with Greg Oden, and so we were chiltern. I
Speaker 1: mean like we were like fifteen seeing him, and it
Speaker 1: was like, how it doesn't make any sense. You're younger
Speaker 1: than me, you know, so You're just like, how is
Speaker 1: that a freshman? Young NBA players? That freaking especially now
Speaker 1: when I'm old enough to see the youth, Like what
Speaker 1: was I watched? I was watching I was watching something
Speaker 1: about the Fab five and he showed Chris Webber when
Speaker 1: he was like seventeen, and he was that tall and
Speaker 1: just tall, skinny, and You're like, it doesn't even make
Speaker 1: fucking skinny. The other day that then it was I
Speaker 1: had to forget, but they were like so cute, skinny. Um,
Speaker 1: do you been young, Shack? You remember? Was yeah? Shack
Speaker 1: was like even his arms weren't when he first got
Speaker 1: to the league, because like as he got later, his
Speaker 1: arms were like it was Jermaine O'Neil when he first
Speaker 1: entered the league. He was They were like showing clips
Speaker 1: from when he was on the Blazers and he was
Speaker 1: so skinny. Even, man, even to go back, I hate
Speaker 1: to bring it up again, but even like you know,
Speaker 1: obviously watching all these Kobe like afro, Kobe was so
Speaker 1: like coolest, that's the coolest, but like so thin, didn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was just like his jerseys were huge, that picture
Speaker 1: of him and Shack with the leather jackets on, and
Speaker 1: you're just like it's like a kid, which was the
Speaker 1: style too. And so I usually buy my jerseys kind
Speaker 1: of form fit or like, you know, my size. And
Speaker 1: so when Kobe passed, I merely went to Mitchell and
Speaker 1: Ness and I bought a nineties seven Lakers gold Kobe jersey,
Speaker 1: and I got it one size up because I wanted
Speaker 1: to hit. I want it to be as big body,
Speaker 1: like like his boy a company made only for us.
Speaker 1: It's fucked up, man, because like I'll just be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: am I gonna spend two on NBA All Star shorts
Speaker 1: only at home? Or like the second they started putting
Speaker 1: pockets right off the bottom, you are crazy shorts to
Speaker 1: the gym today. Yeah, Jordan's has turned it around Jordan
Speaker 1: brand clothing, but they were like emblems on every part
Speaker 1: of it. It was every Dango flight. That's pretty cool
Speaker 1: because Jordan was making some Michael Jordan's style clothes for
Speaker 1: a while. Remember they'd have like jeans for a little
Speaker 1: bit and they had jeans, had pea coats and they'd
Speaker 1: always end up at t J Max. Yeah, because you
Speaker 1: don't want to actually dress like Michael Jordan. That's very true.
Speaker 1: He looks crazy. Okay, I'm up. My number two references
Speaker 1: earlier is the Chuck Taylor All Star. Great. Yeah, it's perfect.
Speaker 1: I an even great gang Bang and shoes I did.
Speaker 1: So I was like, should I pick a PF Flyer?
Speaker 1: Like the p F Flyer was just like right, I
Speaker 1: think it was real at one point and it was
Speaker 1: a company and then that company was folded into Converse
Speaker 1: at some point, but that was a real shoe. It
Speaker 1: was produced by I think now whatever that company is
Speaker 1: as part of like New Balance or something, it's changed now. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, we're all living in a health escape
Speaker 1: of capitalism and likes. So my dad was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I used to play in Chuck Taylor, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you used to play what Yeah, that's that's what we
Speaker 1: was not wearing shoes. It just feels so, you know,
Speaker 1: I hate those shoes because there's you always get them.
Speaker 1: You're like cool, I'm a big no support. I've actually
Speaker 1: never owned a pair. Oh there's so they're not good.
Speaker 1: I have like low converses, not the All star um.
Speaker 1: They were first introduced in nineteen twenty, and then I
Speaker 1: found out who Chuck Taylor was. His name Charles Taylor.
Speaker 1: Obviously he lived in nineteen o one to nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 1: so it's okay that I did not know him. He
Speaker 1: made his debut at seventeen for the Columbus commercials. Is
Speaker 1: that what they were calling Columbus commercials? Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: her name. And he was a shoe salesman and shoe
Speaker 1: product manager in addition to being a you know, uh,
Speaker 1: probably pro, you know, probably dollars a week playing and
Speaker 1: that was enough to like have a house and four kids.
Speaker 1: And Chuck Taylor born in Brown County, Indiana, which is
Speaker 1: the only beautiful part of Indiana. So Brown County, I'm
Speaker 1: excited for a lot of great things come out to Indiana.
Speaker 1: That horribly untrue. I mean you got the Jackson's, Well
Speaker 1: that's Scott an Achilles heel. Okay, you're right, my wife
Speaker 1: has came from there. Chuck Taylor LB oh yeah Indiana. No,
Speaker 1: he's from French Lick. You always say he played he
Speaker 1: played basketball at I s U please you hit from
Speaker 1: French Lick. Yeah, French Lick. Maybe French Lick is actually
Speaker 1: quite beautiful and close to Brown County, so two legends nearby.
Speaker 1: But yeah, just an iconic shoe. I mean you see
Speaker 1: them a lot in the comedy community. Yeah, comics because
Speaker 1: they're so cheap. I think it's comics of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like cheap. But since Nike got them, they've just
Speaker 1: been like injecting all this tech into him and get
Speaker 1: some wild ones. My little brother got the Chuck Taylor
Speaker 1: two's and I was like, you need to and you
Speaker 1: can play in those ones, right, they're like the performance
Speaker 1: as a lunar are European, European boy. They said that
Speaker 1: Truck Taylor all start like the iconic when we're thinking
Speaker 1: of has barely changed since nineteen you know, it's like
Speaker 1: it's like being outside. Yeah, like it's like your feet
Speaker 1: are outside well, I was playing tennis with Zach Tisconi
Speaker 1: the other there was like a shocker was there. We
Speaker 1: were actually there when we found out about We found
Speaker 1: out about Kobe and then met up with each other
Speaker 1: like thirty seconds later, and Zach had a rod labor racket,
Speaker 1: which is a wooden tennis racket, and the head is
Speaker 1: the size of my head. Purpose well, no, he he
Speaker 1: broke a string and Choker was bringing him one. But
Speaker 1: I was like, are you gonna play? Like the technology?
Speaker 1: Seeing it in person was so baffling purist though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he is. He's got that hair. Yeah hair, He's got
Speaker 1: board hair for sure. Yeah. Damn okay c j H
Speaker 1: divorce settlement. Um, I think you're talking about you. You
Speaker 1: touched on it briefly, David. But the Fab five so
Speaker 1: Nike air flight Hara chis Yeah, it's just like one
Speaker 1: high school basketball dude. Yeah, it's a big black socks
Speaker 1: thirty three that's like, yeah, that was like mass every
Speaker 1: team and it was like, you know, against being able
Speaker 1: to steal the spotlight from a Jordan's shoe in the nineties,
Speaker 1: you have to be doing something right, and you know
Speaker 1: these kids who were wearing back then just you know,
Speaker 1: all these Nike college were just wearing team shoes and
Speaker 1: they owned the Hara Chis. They were so cool, man,
Speaker 1: they were so cool that the Harrachis and the Nike
Speaker 1: Air Force Maxes, which were Barkley's the when the Fab five, Yeah,
Speaker 1: those are still it's just like classic. The silhouettes of
Speaker 1: all these shoes in the nineties were perfect. And it's
Speaker 1: weirdoes thing too, so like now they're so like form fit,
Speaker 1: foot fitting, shaped like feet, strange looking. No, I want
Speaker 1: to shape like box. I want big chunky sneakers. Well
Speaker 1: that came back in style, like those feelings, and I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get that. That was a really
Speaker 1: wild because it's just not that's not the chunky we want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's better feelers too, but yeah stackhouses Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's much better feelers. Well not for the Hadid sisters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean it's that again. Jalen Rose, Chris Webber,
Speaker 1: Howard One Howard. I love what's happening for him. I
Speaker 1: love it, you love it. I love that he finally
Speaker 1: looks as old as he is. He looked that old
Speaker 1: his entire career. His press conference was like being introduced
Speaker 1: as the coach was a good cry. He's man, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. He talked about being able to find
Speaker 1: the job that you were born to you and I
Speaker 1: think it's that and he got to have an amazing
Speaker 1: NBA career, won a championship with the Heat with Lebron
Speaker 1: and like, and then now to go coach your alma mater,
Speaker 1: which is one of the biggest, you know, schools ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It's a good life. It's a good life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a break one pick. Okay, we're back and we got
Speaker 1: our final picks, some really really great classic and some
Speaker 1: like obscure stuff and yeah, it's uh, it's been some
Speaker 1: good picks, Megan, do you want to kick us off here?
Speaker 1: And so I do have one honorable mention? Uh is
Speaker 1: gonna be like these are the only two shoes you
Speaker 1: even know about? Um my honorable mention because I really
Speaker 1: like to wear them and c J introduced me to them,
Speaker 1: and I think they come in lots of different fun
Speaker 1: colors and styles. Is the air Max? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's also like a classic shoe for girls,
Speaker 1: Like I think sometimes we feel a little left out
Speaker 1: that whole Steph Curry and the girl being like, why
Speaker 1: don't you make shoes for a girl? I loved that too. Um,
Speaker 1: but the air max You're like, oh, this actually feels
Speaker 1: more like a girl's shoe. I had an exit would
Speaker 1: wear a lot of air Maxes, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a woman's shoe. Yes, yeah, um and yeah they're
Speaker 1: just classic little cuties. So my number one I went
Speaker 1: real classic. I love the music about it, I love
Speaker 1: the culture around it. The air Force one, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: what can you say? You always have to have at
Speaker 1: least two pairs of those white Crisp Air Force one.
Speaker 1: There was like a girl I think I was watching
Speaker 1: an old episode of Millionaire Matchmaker and a woman like
Speaker 1: liked that. She was like, I like those freshweite sneakers
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, man in a brand new pair
Speaker 1: of air Force ones is kind of like a tux.
Speaker 1: Like you feel so cool? Were those welcome dinner? See? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love him. Do you like the lows and the
Speaker 1: high top like the mids? Like you have lows? Okay,
Speaker 1: a little wet, it's got a wedge. It's like just
Speaker 1: a little bit of a platform. It is definitely a platform.
Speaker 1: They bump you up I'm fundamentally against wedge sneakers, that is, like,
Speaker 1: I fucking hate those, and those were really big with
Speaker 1: female comedians for a while because like, I'm a sneaker,
Speaker 1: but it's a heel, and it's like not is Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you were like, Jordan, like, we
Speaker 1: don't look like. I would rather someone be wearing the
Speaker 1: high heels timber really because at least that's got a
Speaker 1: little personality to it. Remember when like the high heeled
Speaker 1: like to with the jersey dress? Yes, I remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember when I first thought about getting you married. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was dresses is a whole complicated Yeah. The air
Speaker 1: Force one, first release in nineteen two, seems like it's
Speaker 1: pretty much the same as it was then. It is
Speaker 1: named after the President's airplane, because designer did name it
Speaker 1: after the nickname of the Air Force. Some of the
Speaker 1: nicknames up towns. I remember being this little Asian kid
Speaker 1: in my hometown waiting in line for some Jordan's and
Speaker 1: this guy kept talking about do you also have these
Speaker 1: white and orange uptowns? And then later I found out
Speaker 1: that those same uptowns are the ones that Kobe War
Speaker 1: in Rucker Rucker Park. He wore these white orange. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy again. Legend of Kobe. He dropped like fifty
Speaker 1: at rucker in some mid some uptown mids. That's not
Speaker 1: a that's not an athletic and she she'd yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that. Rashid Wallas War Air Force ones whole
Speaker 1: career won a championship in them. I guess now that
Speaker 1: you're saying that it does sort of ring a bell visually,
Speaker 1: but but that's just it's perfect. It's so on brands.
Speaker 1: You ever done interviews about it? Um, they've they've released
Speaker 1: they have his little like a jump man type Mashi
Speaker 1: jump Man. It's his fade away like on the back
Speaker 1: of him. But yeah, he's he's been known to wear those. Awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does feel kind of on brand. Um. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's my number one. It's a great pick. I mean
Speaker 1: those all your picks have been classic in like if
Speaker 1: you were to frame it like best shoe ever. I
Speaker 1: feel like those because like I feel like me and
Speaker 1: David have like such specific ones like yeah my taste survey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's good. But that's because you guys know more.
Speaker 1: If this was an episode about like the greatest fights
Speaker 1: in Housewives history. I would have some weird obscure and
Speaker 1: you guys would be like the table flip, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the table flip is probably the best, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go fucking scary island over here. I would have to
Speaker 1: go with my girl. Who's the lady I sat next
Speaker 1: to you on the airplane? Oh? Man, I sat next
Speaker 1: to the wife of one of the housewives or the
Speaker 1: mom of one of the housewives. What city I was flying?
Speaker 1: She was leaving l A, going back to somewhere in
Speaker 1: the Midwest. I remember because I put her on my
Speaker 1: Instagram story because we were getting drunk, and you actually responded,
Speaker 1: what are some of the ones in the Midwest? There's
Speaker 1: Dallas her so her daughter isn't one here, Beverly Hill's
Speaker 1: Orange County one of those. I'm not sure you said.
Speaker 1: She was a bit and maybe it was because I
Speaker 1: got her to plug my show. She was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, could you just say I haven't actually remember this?
Speaker 1: Little guys like, could you just say I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: look up m I was like, could you just say
Speaker 1: that David is his show? Also, God, we haven't even
Speaker 1: brought up our dear friend will Smith oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: just saw Bad Boys for Life. What do you think
Speaker 1: I loved it was? It was it was everything. I
Speaker 1: started with my friend Mo and he was like I
Speaker 1: don't and I was like that movie was everything I
Speaker 1: needed it to be. It was per corny like the
Speaker 1: other ones, like and is so funny, and Will Smith
Speaker 1: like tapped into being cool again, like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: We saw it at this you got a which break
Speaker 1: and it's like dirt, It's like raunchy Will Smith yea,
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean he's just been like dad
Speaker 1: Will Smith for a while now. Yeah, it was so good.
Speaker 1: Me and Megan saw it at this theater where it
Speaker 1: was like you can eat dinner and like reclining and
Speaker 1: I was still so leaned forward. I was locked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I don't even mind, Like the Ammo Squad,
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't even care. Yeah, make an Ammo Squad movie.
Speaker 1: But they even like they the relationship was like, no,
Speaker 1: you guys will never be cool. We're the cool one.
Speaker 1: Were so and we're getting another one too, which I
Speaker 1: just read. I loved it kind of set that up.
Speaker 1: And then also while we talked, I mean, Will Smith
Speaker 1: has been such an integral part in my in my
Speaker 1: and sneakers, and I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: a super cut of every Nike in Jordan. He's worn
Speaker 1: on Fresh Prince at some point when I get time, Like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't care the Jordan's fives. Yeah, that's your passion.
Speaker 1: I want you to do it. That's beautiful. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Will Smith Fresh Prince sneakers. Yeah, it's okay. Who do
Speaker 1: you want to let gas Go be the last one? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: just some honorable mentions. Um, the Nike Penny two's Yeah,
Speaker 1: another commercial commercial, Little Penny by Chris Rock starring Tyra Banks.
Speaker 1: He was sea, I don't, I don't. They don't have
Speaker 1: a proper retro because on the emblem they do the
Speaker 1: Penny logo instead of the Nike swoosh and kind of
Speaker 1: like yeah, but it's little things like that that keep
Speaker 1: it away. You want to shoot, you want what they were?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I don't want any Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like it when they remix because sometimes they'll
Speaker 1: come out like the souls will be different or something
Speaker 1: like come on, man, why did you do that? But
Speaker 1: you know Nike's doing that on purpose because the purest
Speaker 1: won't they'll buy that, and they'll buy the next one
Speaker 1: and they come back again. Yeah, that's some other ones
Speaker 1: Kobe two. As you mentioned earlier, it just was such
Speaker 1: a try and for the people who were around, like
Speaker 1: it was cool. Um the answer forwards you talking about.
Speaker 1: But I I'm wearing the white and purple ones. But
Speaker 1: the white and red ones I thought were always the coolest.
Speaker 1: White and red. I like the black and grays, like
Speaker 1: the basic ones. Yeah, I like the black and grays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those were classics back then. Those were the first ones
Speaker 1: that came out. There's a Christian lubaton of those that
Speaker 1: popped up or something really change. Maybe it's just like
Speaker 1: trying to trick me. A lot of the you know,
Speaker 1: and that a lot of the what do they call
Speaker 1: luxury brands will have their own version, which is yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought was wearing fives and then me and my
Speaker 1: friends Sam, we're like, what are those? And he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are lou Batons And I was like, oh, really,
Speaker 1: like look at this lou Baton. Oh yeah, Well I
Speaker 1: don't like this like high end sneaker me neither. I
Speaker 1: don't like Balenciaga sneakers. I don't I don't think or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I don't like the easy I like the Red Octobers,
Speaker 1: but other than that, I don't like hunt for Red October.
Speaker 1: And let me ask you about that. Were you at
Speaker 1: period Red October? Were you ever like in that same
Speaker 1: lane of like a hype beast, like the most popular shoe.
Speaker 1: They's always been like just like guys I liked or stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean except for Air Force ones, but that was
Speaker 1: because like, how could you not? That was like everywhere.
Speaker 1: But other than that, now I've always kind of like
Speaker 1: just like because that hype beash is like okay, but
Speaker 1: like I think some of those off flights look dumb,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like hype beasts. It seems like
Speaker 1: they go they like a lot of shoes that I
Speaker 1: don't really I agree. I when I got a job
Speaker 1: at Bleacher Report, they gave me a nice little advanced
Speaker 1: check and I went and bought the Easy one Moon Rocks,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, probably the most ever
Speaker 1: spent on a sneaker. I think it was like twelve
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. I pisses me off, Yeah, but uh, but
Speaker 1: then I got him, and then I went and then
Speaker 1: I moved to New York, and then I went down
Speaker 1: to Soho and every kid had him, and then I
Speaker 1: sold him for four hundred dollars. Because here's the thing
Speaker 1: about those that hype ship is like, all these kids
Speaker 1: know how to get them cheaper than you, and they
Speaker 1: know how to flip them cheaper than you. So unless
Speaker 1: you're gonna be dedicated, then you're gonna you're just out.
Speaker 1: You're spending money chasing what some collabo that they think like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't need their respect anymore. I'm
Speaker 1: a grown ass man. I don't give a I've touched
Speaker 1: a boom, how about that, I mean boom buy some clothing,
Speaker 1: like as a grown up to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I I got I got X job. And from that,
Speaker 1: I bought myself a Gucci something. And then to see
Speaker 1: like a five year old with the same Gucci something,
Speaker 1: You're like, it's the most demoralizing feeling on earth. I
Speaker 1: just can I tell you. I just bought my first
Speaker 1: fancy thing. I bought Louis Baton wallet Nice. Haven't even
Speaker 1: gone to pick it up yet because for some reason,
Speaker 1: I shipped it to the store. Yeah it's it's the
Speaker 1: one on Rodeo and I'm just like, I just, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what yours is the brown before? It's the LV,
Speaker 1: it's the L, it's the LV, but it's the gray padder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got to send it to c J's mom and
Speaker 1: she'll tell you it's the wrong one. And actually shout
Speaker 1: out to my mom, who's the one who got me
Speaker 1: into this sneaker consignment game, because she used to get
Speaker 1: purses early and then flip them on eBay and then
Speaker 1: she got banned from the New York store. My mom
Speaker 1: used to flip cell phones on eBay much darker because
Speaker 1: then she had my friend jail breaking home and then
Speaker 1: they would like interact without me. This is what I
Speaker 1: live in San Francisco, and I'd be like going to
Speaker 1: my mom's house and my friend would be my roommate
Speaker 1: at the time, would be like, hey, bring these to
Speaker 1: your mom, and it'd be like four iPhones. It was
Speaker 1: it's really, it's real. It's real. Wise all right, um, alright,
Speaker 1: we're real quickly. Other two honorable mentions. Air took challenge twos.
Speaker 1: I guess he's very cool. T Mac Two's I thought
Speaker 1: were great again. Lebron had a pair of these were great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the first ones were great, but then they figured it
Speaker 1: out on the second one that that was pretty cool. Um.
Speaker 1: And then my pick is this is just like an
Speaker 1: unattainable shoe for me, but I think it's so cool.
Speaker 1: Are the air bags? Um, the Nike and Megan, these
Speaker 1: are the back to the future shoes and normally I
Speaker 1: wouldn't dollars. Yes, So here the story is they were
Speaker 1: the futuristic shoes. Nikes that self lacing in the movie
Speaker 1: didn't exist. Then in the two thousands they created them,
Speaker 1: but they didn't self lace. And then I think three
Speaker 1: years ago they found they found a way to make
Speaker 1: the self lacing technology, which okay, so I typed it
Speaker 1: as you were saying it, I typed an air m a.
Speaker 1: You would naturally think max, but computer was listening to me,
Speaker 1: and air Mag's was the first thing that pop. But
Speaker 1: then when you when it's like you also, and then
Speaker 1: it's like sea air mags. There's a Nike air Max
Speaker 1: f which looks crazy, a Gucci shoe, a Balenciaga shoe.
Speaker 1: And then for some reason red Eminem slippers like the
Speaker 1: others suggested things those things like you know how you
Speaker 1: see those kids in New York who were wearing like
Speaker 1: the slippers of real sneakers. Yes that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean these are these are instagramps have sort of
Speaker 1: become slide sandals now too. Yeah, but I'm saying these
Speaker 1: kids are wearing they're like big fluffy slippers, but they
Speaker 1: look like yeasies or whatever. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're so I don't know, and they leave
Speaker 1: off the logos so they don't get sued or whatever.
Speaker 1: But they have like Jordan's one slippers or like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's a crazy you know what you could
Speaker 1: get these c j there are um, they're they're all right,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Do you know anyone who has these
Speaker 1: the self lacing ones? No, there's been. I think a
Speaker 1: couple of people are too that I've met who has them,
Speaker 1: but never no one in our circles. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: like a person if I it's it's like a car. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: kid Cutty wore a parent conan you like how it looks.
Speaker 1: I think it's just such a like that's the future future.
Speaker 1: It's it doesn't really matter how they look. Self lacing
Speaker 1: ka um, which and then they've made self lacing shoes
Speaker 1: that are somewhat of hoordable. Um that the hyper debt
Speaker 1: bbs were also designed by Ericavar. What are you? What
Speaker 1: is somewhat affordable four hundred if you get them at retail?
Speaker 1: But I just don't. It's a it's a useless time,
Speaker 1: a hard time going over to to fifty. Same here
Speaker 1: over to fifty, and like I just can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I think that's a reasonable range. I think. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the most expensive pair you have or ever paid
Speaker 1: for a shoe? Like? I paid like three hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for some grape fives? Was and you said yours was
Speaker 1: the easy moon rocks I paid. I think I paid
Speaker 1: to fifty for a pair of those laceless grape fives. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's but that's a classic shoe. The Grade fives are
Speaker 1: so no problem spending that much. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: David your number one pick for greatest sneaker of all time.
Speaker 1: It's weird because nobody it's this would not make any list.
Speaker 1: I love it. I just love the Sonics so much.
Speaker 1: The glove too, Yeah, oh what does zipper? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Those were and they make your feet sweat so much.
Speaker 1: They are such an unpractical shoe. You got to wear
Speaker 1: them unzipped. You have to wear one zip. But I just, man,
Speaker 1: when those came out, I just I thought they were
Speaker 1: the coolest things there. But you got it. Those are
Speaker 1: that's the Ducks version. You got to see the one
Speaker 1: black ones are my favorite. Yeah, the white and black
Speaker 1: ones and unzipped because there's a whole sneaker in there.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. So you have a sneaker with a
Speaker 1: zipper on it, Yeah, I have a zipper on the
Speaker 1: right now. I have a bunch of zip. I just
Speaker 1: got the new PG Gatorades. It's hard, it is hard,
Speaker 1: But I don't know those just the GPS. Man, the
Speaker 1: GPS were awesome. And you know, he's and I loved him.
Speaker 1: He was like hit our house, the favorite, Like that's
Speaker 1: my mom's favorite basketball player to this day. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: because ninety six we were all yeah, and his son
Speaker 1: and but like ninety six we were we were, but
Speaker 1: like we were all in on that next team. Like
Speaker 1: so like he's a he's another guy who I would
Speaker 1: say underrated shoe line and it's hard to carry. I
Speaker 1: never really got he never really got, but he got
Speaker 1: up to five Yeah, and I mean, you know, what
Speaker 1: he was on the team, like, he was never Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there we go. Yeah it's we were never. He was
Speaker 1: never really even the guy on his team. But he's
Speaker 1: about personality, it's about style of play. He was the
Speaker 1: most personality. I love that he was a defensive guy.
Speaker 1: The glove is such a cool nick. No, man, I
Speaker 1: love that he talks so much shit. Yeah, I just like, great,
Speaker 1: one of those great athletes from Oakland. Man, I love
Speaker 1: so did you get did you have one of these?
Speaker 1: You gotta get him. But they're hard on him. I
Speaker 1: gave him to Gary, to our friend Gary Richardson, he
Speaker 1: was in town to give him. He was in town
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, he came here to try to
Speaker 1: get back together this ex girlfriend. And I think I
Speaker 1: think she said no off the bed and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit me up. He goes, hey, I got
Speaker 1: time to play basketball. Now. He's like gaving. She was
Speaker 1: like a bar. I was like, I got a pair
Speaker 1: and I hadn't warn these. They look weird on me.
Speaker 1: To be honest, sometimes she just don't work on you.
Speaker 1: But sometimes yeah, you know, I'm just like not in
Speaker 1: the I'm not right now, I'm not wearing or not
Speaker 1: keeping shoes I don't wear, so I was Gary, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've wearing online. So but then one's in Buffalo in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas. No, I mean, I'm not buying shoes now
Speaker 1: that I'm not wearing, but you have shoes in Buffalo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I was moving from Detroit to move back
Speaker 1: to New York, but I was visiting l I was
Speaker 1: coming back to l A for a month and I
Speaker 1: had to stop leaving that my sister has never got him,
Speaker 1: and she's pissed. Yeah, oh yeah, sisters don't like keeping ships.
Speaker 1: His mom texting me, She's like, I love that I
Speaker 1: can just go to you now and that I don't
Speaker 1: have to ask him things out. Are you gonna have
Speaker 1: to get like a public storage unit or something? And
Speaker 1: I never want to get that. Okay, you have no crush. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but they'll age them. Those are like the moisture
Speaker 1: if you keep them in the tubs though, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could you get those big plastic tubs and then
Speaker 1: you can keep them in like colder weather, but otherwise, ye,
Speaker 1: you kind of want to keep them in the house. Yeah, shty.
Speaker 1: I don't even keep minding the boxes. I throw away
Speaker 1: boxes now because I'm not like I'm not going to
Speaker 1: flip these on eBay or anything. That's the thing is,
Speaker 1: like I just need them to look decent for like
Speaker 1: day to day. Yeah. Yeah, and some shoes look better
Speaker 1: dirty than others. Yeah, and some shoes you can just
Speaker 1: wear for a long and like I wear like Reebok
Speaker 1: Classics a lot and stuff. Yeah it doesn't like yeah,
Speaker 1: because like the Air Force ones and they're like forty bucks.
Speaker 1: I just buy a bunch of them. Those were fun
Speaker 1: during um, like I almost said Lamas, but they are
Speaker 1: like the fun like yeah, yeah, I wanted those, but
Speaker 1: I was like I didn't have the body like I
Speaker 1: always thin woman's. Yeah, I was like a chubby child,
Speaker 1: and they were almost like a chubby shoe. So it's
Speaker 1: like I have to have a thin leg to go
Speaker 1: in the chubby I have a chubby leg going into
Speaker 1: the chubby shoe. See, we all have our complicated relationships
Speaker 1: with sneakers. Yeah, I love it. Well, how about we
Speaker 1: end on by saying, what's up a Holy Grail sneaker
Speaker 1: for you? It's dark? I think it's it's Pegasus the
Speaker 1: branch Davidians. Okay, you know, yeah I did not and
Speaker 1: they canceled them. But they canceled them, I don't think.
Speaker 1: But that's the only reason that do. They had to
Speaker 1: have known well after afterwards. That was like a basketball
Speaker 1: i've ever seen that. We're talking Jonestown. No, we're talking Waco, Okay,
Speaker 1: because Jonestown had a basketball team and so they were
Speaker 1: like the only surviving people from They were like traveling
Speaker 1: playing basketball ESPN or one of the kids. His dad
Speaker 1: was on the team and then he was playing in
Speaker 1: March happness and so they did one of those like
Speaker 1: human interest stories before the game and he was a
Speaker 1: descendant of a survivor of Jonestown only because his dad
Speaker 1: was away playing basketball. Wow. Yeah, sports saves lives, that
Speaker 1: really does. Sorry. I get my Waco and my Jonestown compute,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I call it Jamestown and people like that's
Speaker 1: where Lucille ball was from. It's nothing bad happened there. No,
Speaker 1: she hated it. There wasn't a mass suicide. Yeah no, no, no,
Speaker 1: all right, Um, David, what do you what do you
Speaker 1: guys coming up? Where where can we find you? And
Speaker 1: where can we see you? You know, I just look
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Speaker 1: this clout probably in the next three weeks. Faded Friday,
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