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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly's Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly's Show. I'd an, asked doctor Jesse Friday. So

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Speaker 1: I just used the bathroom in front of the maid.

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Speaker 1: That's not great. That's not great at all. What Chris,

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Speaker 1: let me explain what happened. All right, we had a break.

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Speaker 1: Obviously it's a break. I'd use the bathroom really quickly.

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Speaker 1: So I went down to the bathroom in the building.

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Speaker 1: I walked into the bathroom, the men's room. There was

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Speaker 1: someone at the sink to my left. Because I'm a dude,

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Speaker 1: I didn't make eye contact with this person or talk

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Speaker 1: side of my eye. Walked up to the urinal, used

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Speaker 1: the bathroom, get done at the urinal, go to the

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Speaker 1: sink to wash my hands. The person at the bathroom

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Speaker 1: was not a dude who was washing his hands. It

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Speaker 1: was the maid who was actually cleaning the bathroom at

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Speaker 1: the time. So that was that was awkward. Jesse. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm being lectured now. Remember I've told you I want

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Speaker 1: mvgs and now I want thermals. And I don't just

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Speaker 1: want one, I want a thermal scope or two. I

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Speaker 1: want thermals for a ballistic helmet. I want thermals, and

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Speaker 1: this guy says, Jesse, it's only money. You will make more,

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Speaker 1: but it might be the last time you have a

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Speaker 1: chance to buy your mvgs before you need them. I

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Speaker 1: do not regret my thermal purchase, even though I was

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Speaker 1: in a hardship time frame. I needed them three weeks

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Speaker 1: later and had them. You never know. Tomorrow never waits

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Speaker 1: for us to prepare for it. It arrives whether we

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Speaker 1: are ready or not. That's a really good saying that

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Speaker 1: I'm absolutely now going to steal and pretend like I

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Speaker 1: came up with, as all world famous authors do. You

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Speaker 1: can purchase the Anti Communist Manifesto at Jesse kellybook dot com.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't I don't want to spend

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Speaker 1: seven thousand dollars. There has to be some kind of

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Speaker 1: a better option than seven thousand dollars. Don't tell me

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Speaker 1: there's not a better option than that. What Chris buy

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Speaker 1: once crime ones. You know what, Chris, call me when

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Speaker 1: you spend seven thousand dollars. Call me when you spend

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Speaker 1: seven dollars on something. I'll be lectured by the audience,

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Speaker 1: not you. When it comes to finances. Dear famous author Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited about this new campaign of you voted for this.

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Speaker 1: After handing out raises at work, I had someone complained

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Speaker 1: that our raises didn't come close to meeting inflation. My

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Speaker 1: response was, well, what did you expect? Who did you

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Speaker 1: vote for? The point got across, even though I agreed

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Speaker 1: with them, since we work for a communist dirtbag corporation.

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Speaker 1: Probably walking the line with an HR complaint, but whatever

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Speaker 1: needs to be said. Listen, thank you. Hey, don't get

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Speaker 1: yourself in challa, don't get yourself fired. But I think

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Speaker 1: that's a great place to embark on the you voted

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Speaker 1: for this campaign. Your Democrat co worker pulling into the

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Speaker 1: dry way with the Biden Harris bumper sticker on comes upstairs.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I gosh, groceries this week. It's crazy

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Speaker 1: you voted for this. This is what you voted for.

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Speaker 1: For too long. Too long, we have been the passive ones,

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Speaker 1: trying to get along, trying to honor decorum, while the

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Speaker 1: demons took over our society no more. Speaking of which,

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Speaker 1: the rear Admiral Mayor Pete he mentored a gentleman, the

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Speaker 1: gentleman's name is Patrick Wohan. He's of Maryland and he's

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Speaker 1: been pictured several times with Mayor Pete. They knew each

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Speaker 1: other and Patrick Wohan just got busted with truckloads of

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Speaker 1: child porn. So yeah, interesting circles. May Or Pete runs

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Speaker 1: in Good Evening, Jesse. What do you think of the

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Speaker 1: relationship between India and China? India and China. India's a

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Speaker 1: fascinating thing. They just passed China for the largest population

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Speaker 1: in the world and China's currently in population freefall because

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Speaker 1: of their long idiotic one child policy. Now there's no women.

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Speaker 1: Imagine living in a society it's something like sixty seventy

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Speaker 1: You think it's hard to find a woman in miss society? Fellas,

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Speaker 1: imagine what it's like over there. Plus well, now we're

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Speaker 1: not going to go into that, but still it's tough India.

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Speaker 1: I hate to say it this way. Historically, there is

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Speaker 1: a way of thinking. Just stay with me on this.

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Speaker 1: There's a way of thinking about things like World War two. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's focus on World War two. Every dude loves World

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Speaker 1: War Two. We all love to study it, read about it.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's the biggest event in human history of

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Speaker 1: War Two, we think of the troops, don't we. We

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Speaker 1: we needed those guys to win World War Two. There's

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Speaker 1: no question about it. We won World War Two on

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Speaker 1: the factory lines. We the United States of America. We

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Speaker 1: simply could produce more ships, more planes, more tanks, more bullets,

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Speaker 1: There's a great line. I'm actually going to look this

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Speaker 1: up while I'm on the air. That's how you know

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it live. I should have done this beforehand,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't know I was going to go off

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Speaker 1: It's a quote from Yamamoto, the Japanese general Yamamoto. You remember,

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Speaker 1: he's the one that had He's the one that thought

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Speaker 1: up the Pearl Harbor invasion. Now you can hate him

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Speaker 1: for that all you want, but he was brilliant. He

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Speaker 1: was a genius. He had a quote about America. Quote,

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Speaker 1: anyone who has seen the auto factories in Detroit and

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Speaker 1: anyone who's seen the destroyers in the harbor or the

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Speaker 1: submarines in the harbor. No, he didn't. He knew the

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Speaker 1: world knew. We just couldn't make so much stuff that

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Speaker 1: they engineer over there. Germany had top of the line stuff,

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Speaker 1: you could shoot them. You could shoot a thousand American

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Speaker 1: We talk about defending Taiwan. Would we defend Taiwan against China?

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Speaker 1: Are people under the impression that we could defend Taiwan

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Speaker 1: against China? You know we couldn't fight a two front

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Speaker 1: war right now? Right? You understand that we have allowed

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Speaker 1: the Communists to take away our oil refineries. We don't

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Speaker 1: refine oil here, well, we do, but not very much.

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Speaker 1: We have to get our oil refined in other nations.

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Speaker 1: We can't even refine our own oil. In fact, it's

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Speaker 1: the world runs on oil. What do you think they

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Speaker 1: I know we want this to be true, but believe

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Speaker 1: it or not, you don't just get a construction crew

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Speaker 1: takes years. You can't snap your fingers and turn this

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Speaker 1: it's very weird. It's not like they're buddies. But I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you one thing. China makes twenty percent of the

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Speaker 1: world's goods, now twenty percent from one nation. We better

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Speaker 1: be friends with India. We're gonna need to be friends

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Speaker 1: with India because we don't do that anymore. Senor world

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Speaker 1: famous author. By the way, in case you're winning what

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Speaker 1: unkind with me because I prefer frozen margharita is when

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Speaker 1: thank him. He has the ultimate defense. He said, I

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Speaker 1: a margharita. It's frozen all the way. If you need

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Speaker 1: any reinforcement, the great Jimmy Buffett said it best. But

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Speaker 1: going to quote Jimmy Buffett the next time the wife

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, Jesse Kelly Show. Chris, I'm so

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Speaker 1: Woman who's right now? Jimmy Buffett? Or you nothing feminine

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Speaker 1: about my frozen marks? Dear Oracle. By the way, it's

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Speaker 1: wife and her family, they are big on long goodbyes

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Speaker 1: on the phone when we're done talking. Whenever we're done

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Speaker 1: with the wife's family done, you would get something to

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Speaker 1: the effect of, Okay, well, I love you, I see

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Speaker 1: you soon. I hope you're doing well. I did. It

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Speaker 1: would go on and on and on, and it was

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Speaker 1: quite a clash of cultures between that nice family and

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Speaker 1: my rude family. Because when I talk to my dad

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Speaker 1: on the phone, I'll talk every few days. When my

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Speaker 1: dad's done talking, he'll just basically say all right, and

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Speaker 1: he'll hang up. There's no you don't even know half

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Speaker 1: the time, you don't know that it's ended until the

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Speaker 1: calls ended. He was. I was talking to him the

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Speaker 1: other day and he was busy doing something and he said,

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Speaker 1: all right, I gotta run and Dad, Hello, Dad, are

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Speaker 1: you still And he's gone. Now that's how I was raised.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of brevity. So when we were dating,

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Speaker 1: the wife would try these longerbuyes all the time, all right,

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Speaker 1: I love you, all right, I miss you, I see

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Speaker 1: you soon, and I would just hang up sometimes and

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Speaker 1: then should we get mad? She called back to it,

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Speaker 1: Why did you hang up? I was telling you all

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Speaker 1: these things. I was like, no, I got it. It

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Speaker 1: was just it was dragging on a little bit. I

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Speaker 1: thought we could and that that was not the right

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Speaker 1: way to put it. I should have put that more delicately, what, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I should have been more delicate about these things. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: That's a long way to say. When I write emails

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Speaker 1: or letters, which is very rare, plus Chris has to

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Speaker 1: prove freed them to make sure I don't sound too rude,

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Speaker 1: which I've done on occasion. I don't sign off with anything.

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Speaker 1: I just put, Jesse, that's what I put. I don't

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Speaker 1: that's what's I don't put. I don't put anything on there, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big I'm a big brevity fan, Chris, which

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Speaker 1: is weird because I talked for a living. That is

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Speaker 1: really really weird. You know what else, it's weird that

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Speaker 1: dog food is dead food it is. It's odd to

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Speaker 1: think of how many years, because I've had dogs my

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Speaker 1: whole life, how many years we spent giving our dogs

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Speaker 1: dog food and we would buy the best dog food

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Speaker 1: we could that we could afford, But there's no nutrition

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Speaker 1: in it. Why does rough Greens improve your animals, your puppet,

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Speaker 1: your dog's coat. What does rough Greens help older dogs

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Speaker 1: live longer? What does rough Greens help your dogs digestive issues? Well?

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Speaker 1: Your dog? How crazy this is is getting real nutrients

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Speaker 1: for the first time in its life. Isn't that wild?

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Speaker 1: Your dog runs out there and eats grass when he's

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Speaker 1: done eating food because your dog isn't getting the nutrition

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Speaker 1: he needs. It's not dog food you pour it on

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Speaker 1: your dog's food. It's a nutritional supplement, vitamins, minerals, probiotics.

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Speaker 1: For the health of your dog. Go to rough Greens

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Speaker 1: for the first time, give your dog nutrition, Senor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Note to Chris that means surge Jesse in Mexican. That's right, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you probably didn't know that. You talk about pizza a lot,

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Speaker 1: but you've never, to my knowledge, shared your ideal pizza

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Speaker 1: topping combinations. Please elaborate. Listen, thank you. I One, I

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Speaker 1: have a rule when I try a new pizza place,

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Speaker 1: I will order a pepperoni pizza. Only pepperoni pizza. Why. One,

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Speaker 1: it's delicious. Two. That tells me everything I need to

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Speaker 1: know about you. If you can't make a pepperoni pizza,

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Speaker 1: I don't need to try the buffalo chicken pizza. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to try anything else. Now that said, I

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Speaker 1: like pepperoni. I like pepperoni and sausage. I like pepperoni

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Speaker 1: and sausage and hallappinios, and I have various combinations of

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Speaker 1: all these. I like pepperoni, sausage, halapinos, and mushrooms. On there,

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Speaker 1: I will get adventurous and I'll go with a Philly

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Speaker 1: cheese steak pizza, which is underrated. Chris. If you ever

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Speaker 1: had one of those, you people can eat that? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you can't with a cheese and beef sorry, Chris, it's delicious, Sorry, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I like a buffalo chicken pizza, Chris. Can you people

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Speaker 1: eat chicken and cheese and cheese? Nothing? It sucks for you, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you can always accept jeesus, you know what anyway, but

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Speaker 1: that I'm a very standard, basic pizza person. I'm not

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Speaker 1: ordering anchovies on there or anything. I don't want it

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Speaker 1: with extra feta cheese. I do like anchovies, Chris, I

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Speaker 1: like him on a caesar salad. I'll eat anchovies individually.

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Speaker 1: Do you what do you mean? It's discussing you don't

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Speaker 1: like a caesar salad. Why don't you like a caesar salad? No, Chris, No, listen.

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Speaker 1: A caesar salad if it's done right, can be okay.

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Speaker 1: I understand you're prepping it. Trust me, buddy, you're married. Now.

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Speaker 1: The wife's gonna start demanding some salad eating around here.

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Speaker 1: All right, meet yourself a toss salad. All right, we

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Speaker 1: have one more segment on The Jesse Kelly Show and

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Speaker 1: then we're out of here. Hang on, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding

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Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Chris

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Speaker 1: got to tackle somebody's wedding menu here and I realize

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Speaker 1: you have these horrific diet restrictions, but I may actually

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Speaker 1: ask you about a couple of things here. Hello, menu whisper,

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Speaker 1: I think there's nobody but you that can tackle this job.

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Speaker 1: His subject is rate my wedding menu. For cocktail hour,

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Speaker 1: we have mac and cheese lollipops. He says, basically, just

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Speaker 1: think deep fried mac and cheese balls on a stick,

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Speaker 1: Korean meatballs, pretzels with beer cheese fondue, or stone ground mustard.

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Speaker 1: For the meal, we have Italian spice chicken with garlic

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Speaker 1: cream sauce, or beef tenderloin with potatoes and veggies. But

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Speaker 1: who cares about that? My future mother in law says

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Speaker 1: we should include a pasta in case someone is vegetarian,

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Speaker 1: but ICE say they can eat bread or leave or

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Speaker 1: go eat some grass. I know it's a little different

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Speaker 1: than crayons, but would love your opinion. His name is Nick.

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Speaker 1: All right, now, one, let's start from the back and

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Speaker 1: work our way in with potatoes and veggies. Why what

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Speaker 1: are we doing? What are we doing? You know what's

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Speaker 1: going to happen. This is what happened, And I watched

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Speaker 1: this happen in my house all the time. We actually

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Speaker 1: have another big neighborhood get together this weekend with friends,

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Speaker 1: and here's what will happen. It's one of these everyone

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Speaker 1: brings a dish thing, so some of it bring some queso,

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Speaker 1: when some of it brings some meatballs, and some of

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Speaker 1: her bring You know how this goes. We'll bring something

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Speaker 1: to or prepare something too, and at the last minute

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Speaker 1: the wife will say we should get a veggie tray

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Speaker 1: because no one will have a veggie tray. And every

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Speaker 1: single time we bring the veggie tray, you go spend

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Speaker 1: like five dollars at it at the grocery store or

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Speaker 1: ten you go bring the veggie tray, and by the

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Speaker 1: time you leave the party, every freaking vegetable is still

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Speaker 1: sitting there in the veggie tray. Why do we feel

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Speaker 1: this obligation to do this? Whipped potatoes? No one's eating

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Speaker 1: those crappy potatoes at your wedding. Just have some French

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Speaker 1: fries out there and let everyone enjoy them. Like what, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you can have french fries. You know what? Even better, tots?

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Speaker 1: Let's go tater tots, baby, that's one that's garbage. Two

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Speaker 1: beef tenderloin with spice chicken and garlic cream sauce. That

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Speaker 1: sounds freaking glorious. That's really well done. The beer cheese

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Speaker 1: fondue makes me actually want to come to your wedding,

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Speaker 1: especially because you have pretzels in it. Korean meatballs incredible.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little off on the deep fried mac and cheese,

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Speaker 1: and I only say it because of this. I've tried

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Speaker 1: so many of these mac and cheese balls and things

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Speaker 1: like that you can buy at restaurants. I love mac

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Speaker 1: and cheese. I've never been impressed with the deep fried version.

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Speaker 1: I think it takes something away from it. Chris, do

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Speaker 1: you have you had it? Do you can? You can?

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Speaker 1: You can eat deep fried mac and cheese. You can

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Speaker 1: you've never had it? Try it sometime. It's not like

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Speaker 1: it's gross. I'm not telling you to eat broccoli, but

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Speaker 1: it's it's the I'm okay on that that'll be difficult

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Speaker 1: to pull off. Overall, that's a dynamite wedding wedding menu.

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Speaker 1: It's better than most other garbage wedding food out there,

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Speaker 1: But wedding food in general's garbage because it's mass produced,

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Speaker 1: and you can't mass produce good food. You just simply

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Speaker 1: cannot That's why the world famous Jesse Kelly Burger. That's

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Speaker 1: why it's made one at a time by the true believers. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you really want to impress the people at your wedding,

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Speaker 1: what you'll do is you'll serve them all my Patriots

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Speaker 1: Supply food. You know what that tells them? You know

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Speaker 1: what that tells them. I'm somebody who will be prepared

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Speaker 1: when the problems come. We here at this wedding, we're

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Speaker 1: telling each in, every one of you to make preparations.

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Speaker 1: So what I want you to do instead? Nick, I

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Speaker 1: want you and your bride, I'm sure she'll be great

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Speaker 1: with this. Just go get ten to fifteen emergency three

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Speaker 1: month food kits from my Patriot Supply and have those

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Speaker 1: sitting at each in every table, and then put in

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Speaker 1: some kind of you know, put in a brochure so

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Speaker 1: they know what the website is and they know that

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Speaker 1: right now, you get a two hundred two hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: the ultimate wedding food My Patriot Supply dot com. Dear Oracle,

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Speaker 1: what are your thoughts around dudes, sitting to pee. My

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Speaker 1: husband tries to justify it by saying he only does

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Speaker 1: it at home, and he quotes Officer Andrew ak akhal Dan.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that from the TV series to Pacific. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Never run when you can walk, Never walk when you

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Speaker 1: can stand, never stand when you can sit, never sit

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Speaker 1: when you can lay down, and never lay down when

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Speaker 1: you can sleep. I'm not sure I fully understand it

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Speaker 1: would approve. I am not sure I fully understand, and

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Speaker 1: would appreciate your opinion on this matter, and please move

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Speaker 1: forward with the rush statue. I know many people would

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Speaker 1: help financially back this initiative. You don't have to say

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Speaker 1: my name. My husband knows who I am. Listen, thank you,

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Speaker 1: sitting to pee. I'm going to be a no on that.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be a no on that. Chris Only

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Speaker 1: late at night, Oh, Chris said, if it's late at

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Speaker 1: night or you're very drunk or something, okay. If it's

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Speaker 1: late at night in the dark and you're trying to

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Speaker 1: avoid any misfires, that's fine. If you've had too much

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Speaker 1: to drink, which I don't assume into adulthood, that happens

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Speaker 1: a ton. Have you've had so much to drink. You

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Speaker 1: can't stand there and pe. Maybe it's time to get

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Speaker 1: that cleaned up a little bit. But those are really

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Speaker 1: the only two acceptable circumstances. But if I was your husband,

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Speaker 1: I would simply take the step of lying about it.

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Speaker 1: I would just tell you that I've stopped, and I

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Speaker 1: would keep going. Jesse, when you took buck Sexton spot,

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Speaker 1: I thought this had better be good. I haven't missed

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Speaker 1: a show since, and I hope you have a blessed

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Speaker 1: career like Rush. That being said, these leeches you call

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Speaker 1: leaders are not leaders. They are representatives of we, the people.

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Speaker 1: You know. This is a it's a good point. It's

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Speaker 1: a good point. They are supposed to be servants. But

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Speaker 1: it's also naive to think they're not leaders. We have leaders.

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Speaker 1: They are our leaders. They're just leaders we elect, we

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Speaker 1: go choose them. Now, they're supposed to be servant leaders.

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Speaker 1: That's what they're supposed to be. They're supposed to work

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Speaker 1: for us. Obviously they don't. They don't give a crap

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Speaker 1: about us. She's very specific recently saying that a mom,

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Speaker 1: a poor mother who lost two kids to fentanyl, that

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Speaker 1: I killed her sons. Well, the interesting thing is that

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Speaker 1: fentanyl they took came during the last administration. They're supposed

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Speaker 1: to be servants, but servant leaders. When I elect, When

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Speaker 1: I go to the polls and I choose my next

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Speaker 1: GOP primary candidate, whoever I end up voting for, I

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Speaker 1: am going to consider who do I want leading my nation?

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Speaker 1: Who do I want as a as a representative of America.

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Speaker 1: I've talked before about how embarrassed it makes me as

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Speaker 1: a patriot that the president can't talk. It's not a

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Speaker 1: small thing. It's not just talk radio fodder. The president

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Speaker 1: is the leader of our nation. He is we elect him.

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Speaker 1: He is the leader of our nation. The world watches

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Speaker 1: when he does stuff like that. The docs are good

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Speaker 1: angel and having their all nurses, man, that's so embarrassing

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Speaker 1: when the President of the United States of America regularly

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Speaker 1: gets up and says things like this, I find it

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Speaker 1: to be embarrassing. And I had a nurse named Pearl

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Speaker 1: Nelson military. She commanded and do things. And I don't

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Speaker 1: think you can learn the medical screen nurses called. She's whispering.

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Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. All right, Now, you know, it's been a

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Speaker 1: long week, is it not? Been? Tons of stuff we've

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Speaker 1: had to deal with. What if you and I? What

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Speaker 1: if we walk away from politics for two days. What

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Speaker 1: if we just hung out with friends and family. Take

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Speaker 1: that smartphone of yours, put it in the drawer, go

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Speaker 1: for a walk, go fishing. What if we walked away,

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Speaker 1: I promise all the problems will still be there on Monday.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back here on Monday having fun fighting communists.

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Speaker 1: All right, That's all