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Speaker 1: We did pose a question to you guys, and you

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Speaker 1: guys responded, thank you so much. And the question is

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Speaker 1: what was the most embarrassing thing that happened during this sex? Um?

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Speaker 1: And this episode is called the Embarrassment of sex? Okay,

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Speaker 1: because it can be embarrassing sometimes. Um, And I'll just

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Speaker 1: share I don't know if you want to share, rob,

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Speaker 1: but I'll just share that I am notorious for team

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Speaker 1: during borious it's like loudly or just it's it both okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know what so I need. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: let's be clear. Typically, if you're going out and it's

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Speaker 1: like a nice night, he takes you out to dinner

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Speaker 1: and I like to eat, So I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: not eat what I want to eat in order to

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Speaker 1: have sex and not fall. So I'm just gonna eat

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Speaker 1: whatever I want to eat. Do you give them a warning? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh damn. Like and then after a while,

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Speaker 1: if it's going a dude that you've been with for

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Speaker 1: a while, like he's used to, he's like, it's like whatever,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like it's all good, but

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Speaker 1: you know it is embarrassing and you don't want to

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Speaker 1: be farting on people because that's just kind of disgusting,

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Speaker 1: but it is what it is. Yes, yes, yes, but

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Speaker 1: you guys, did you want to give me? Honestly, I've

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Speaker 1: been you know, I don't have like like you know,

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Speaker 1: a whole bunch of escapades talk about. Um, I've been

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Speaker 1: with the same person for ever and ever, so like,

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Speaker 1: whatever happens, it's not even embarrassing. It's like, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, It's just it just happened. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: So we we did get so many responses, and we're

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Speaker 1: going to read some of them to you all, but

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Speaker 1: we're gonna first start with someone who's near and dear

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Speaker 1: to us, and we have no idea why he decided

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Speaker 1: to share his information, but um, we love have y'all. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: y'all have heard of Candice Dillard Bassett. Y'all heard of her.

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Speaker 1: She's a girlfriend of IRUs. Anyway, her husband decided to

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Speaker 1: tell us an embarrassing thing that happened when he had

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Speaker 1: sex is not news to his wife. Kandice, We're sorry,

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Speaker 1: but your husband decided that he were to give his

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Speaker 1: business out here in these streets. Okay, So he said,

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Speaker 1: I'm Chris Bassett. I'm reading it. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: He said, I was twenty one years old, first time

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Speaker 1: I was ever with a black woman. So you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, everybody knows Chris is white. Okay, let's start there.

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Speaker 1: So this is hilarious because he's he wants the preface.

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Speaker 1: He wants the preface. I was first time I was

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Speaker 1: with a black woman. This was this was a major moment,

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Speaker 1: like this is going to be grazy. Okay. So Chris

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Speaker 1: Basses said, first time ever with a black woman. And

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Speaker 1: I was finished before I even was undressed. Um, he said,

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Speaker 1: I did. I did do a few shots. I got

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Speaker 1: myself back together. But let's just say that was the

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Speaker 1: only time I was with her. And I wanna say, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you really weren't with her because you were saying this

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Speaker 1: before you took your pants off. Okay, you know the anticipation,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, why, like I need why listen? And

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Speaker 1: I hope that you got better, because no woman wants

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Speaker 1: to be with a man that can't start have a middle,

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Speaker 1: finished start. If y'all don't know who Chris Bassid is,

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Speaker 1: google him, okay, because with the brown peters, Yes he is. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Okay, so this woman said this. Another woman

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Speaker 1: said she was drunk. She tried to do a sexy

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Speaker 1: hair flip and knocked herself out the bed, knocked herself

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Speaker 1: on the bed post, and she had to call Now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so that was Andrea. Oh my god. Not you had

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Speaker 1: to call nine one one because you wanted to do

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Speaker 1: a hair flip being real sexy. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. All right, let's see what else we got. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people are hitting their head. Another one

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Speaker 1: hit my head on the wall when I got on top. Yes,

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Speaker 1: who were you on a bump bit ship? What happened? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so miss Camper said, while nursing my new baby, my

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Speaker 1: breast started to leak when I hit my peak. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, can you imagine the milk just scraping up?

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Speaker 1: My breast had to leave when I hit my beak.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Not you sending us this and rhyming

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Speaker 1: at the same time. I'm so not mad at you,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay. Somebody was called the wrong name twice,

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Speaker 1: which was the first and last time they slept together.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, so this is this is my

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Speaker 1: universal thought that I want to share with you all.

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Speaker 1: Not thought my universal. This is what you'll need to do.

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Speaker 1: Look everybody's baby, right, oh baby, yeah baby, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: Don't say names. Don't say names because name a name

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Speaker 1: will trip you up. Yeah. You get a name in

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Speaker 1: your head and that ain't the name that that you

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Speaker 1: would like interest interest, So do not call names out,

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Speaker 1: ladies or gentlemen. Just stick to like generic names. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this one is embarrassing for the for the the guy.

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Speaker 1: Maya says, he came as soon as I touched it,

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Speaker 1: and then he literally cried because of how upset and

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Speaker 1: himself he was, Oh my god. Okay, so you have

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Speaker 1: you ever had a guy cry? No during God cry? What? No?

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Speaker 1: I have not? I have God. That would be the

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Speaker 1: last time. That would be the last. Oh god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well wait a minute, Miss Rodney said, I literally cried

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Speaker 1: my eyes out right after. I just felt so emotional

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Speaker 1: for some reason. Girl, let me tell you something. I

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Speaker 1: don't ever want him to sleep with you again, because

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Speaker 1: you're a basket case. Get yourself together. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Imagine the poor, the poor personal and

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Speaker 1: the receiving end. They're like, what the like? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that again. So many people

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Speaker 1: farted during sex, like you the Pink Pop the Pink

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Speaker 1: Pop Box, who is so supportive of our podcast, and

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Speaker 1: love you. Yes, Oh my gosh, he got a bloody

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Speaker 1: nose and bled all over my face and chest. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: that's disgusted. That is gross. What like is that a thing?

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Speaker 1: You get a bloody No? No, that's never happened on

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Speaker 1: my watch. No, it's never happened discussed. Okay, this paradise

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Speaker 1: rose to eight eight said that his ex started knocking

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Speaker 1: at the door. Okay, is that's called not embarrassing, that's

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Speaker 1: called um, he's cheating right, Well, his ex it was

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Speaker 1: his ax. It wasn't really, was it? Was it? Really?

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Speaker 1: And then what do you do? Like, were you the

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Speaker 1: sad piece? Oh my gosh, what if the X was

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Speaker 1: like listening at the door, right, listening to the door,

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Speaker 1: and then the person? Was it more embarrassing for I

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Speaker 1: guess the person the new person in the bed? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. Yeah, you don't you don't want to be

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Speaker 1: like do you answer it? Do you get up? Like

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Speaker 1: that's a good question, like did he did he say

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Speaker 1: all right, I need to get the door right hold

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Speaker 1: on or she like on the other side of the

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Speaker 1: door like screaming crazy like I know you're in there.

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Speaker 1: I don't doubt. But y'all have given us so much

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