1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: You don't hear me your confession. I can't take that. 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 2: Earl Army. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,319 Speaker 3: Mouse Speaker Texas seventy five ninety two says, whenever I 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 3: log into Wi Fi hotspots at airports or hotels, shopping centers, 5 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 3: et cetera, I give my brothers work email and click 6 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 3: yes for receiving promotional materials. 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: It's my reader. Good news is on this segment. 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 3: You don't have to give us your real email or 9 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,639 Speaker 3: even your real name. No, take on your siblings' identity 10 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 3: and confess your secrets right here on the mass speaker. 11 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 3: And we have a guy on the phone today who's 12 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 3: chosen to go by his ugly stepfather's name, Isaac. 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: So Isaac, welcome to the show. 14 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,279 Speaker 2: Hey, good good, you. 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 1: Got drag that name through the mud. Isaac. 16 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 3: Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever 17 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 3: you're ready, let's hear your confession. 18 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,279 Speaker 2: Well, here's my confession. I have to make guys. One 19 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 2: of the biggest regrets of my life happened. I want 20 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 2: to say, maybe six or seven years ago. I was 21 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,639 Speaker 2: dating this beautiful young lady. 22 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 4: Okay, is this gonna be the one that got away? 23 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 2: Definitely the one that got away? So we were dating 24 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 2: for like three to four months. 25 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: Okay, with movie night. 26 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 2: For us, we do movies a lot, okay. And at 27 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 2: the time, one of the movies I really wanted to 28 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 2: see was Star Wars. In fact, it was the last 29 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 2: jet out after what where Luke Skywalker comes back? Yeah? 30 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: Huge, you did. 31 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 4: At the end, I haven't seen that one Camels on 32 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 4: the Mountain and. 33 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: You're like, it's Luke. 34 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 4: Okay again, I know it's been six or seven years, 35 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 4: but hasn't seen it. 36 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 3: Jesus, all right, So you're a big Star Wars fan, 37 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 3: then Isaac. 38 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 2: Big, big, big Star Wars. 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 4: Okay, and was your was the lady you're dating a 40 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 4: big Star Wars fan too? 41 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: Uh? 42 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 2: Like most women know she was. But here's the thing, guys, 43 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: I really really wanted to see it. I've watched all 44 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 2: the trailers. Blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah. Also, she 45 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 2: decided on movie night she wants to go see Paddington Tom. 46 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 4: Sorry, the Paddington movies are insanely good. Yes, should I 47 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 4: see any guy putting their dating profile? 48 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: I love it. 49 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 4: I'm like, yep, you. 50 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: Couldn't see this. But our technical director, Ashton was fishing 51 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: and he's like a huge movie buff. 52 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 4: The pa comes was like ridiculously high radius. 53 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: Everyone's always told me that. 54 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 4: You were anti Paddington. 55 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 2: We're on her team. Okay, yeah, well I'm a guys guy, 56 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 2: so I'm not interested in a British teddy Bear. 57 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 4: Okay, you haven't given that teddy bear a chance. 58 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 2: Obviously, So of course a huge argument ensues. We're calling 59 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 2: back and back and we're like, come on, he's serious, 60 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 2: We're gonna go see a movie. See with a five 61 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 2: year old. I'm like, we're adult. 62 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:01,359 Speaker 1: Yes, you were such an adult film. Yeah, I mean, honestly, 63 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: your argument isn't super. 64 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 4: It's mostly like there's a whole theme park like at Disneyland. 65 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: The Yeah, so which one do you see? 66 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 2: Well, she won the good choice choice. 67 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 4: You love it, admit it. 68 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: Paddington too. 69 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 2: Now. The whole time we're in the theater, I'm being 70 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 2: a typical guy. I'm mad, I'm gloomy. 71 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're dwelling. 72 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, taught me to forget that this is the kid's 73 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 2: movie when I could be watching some space carnage the 74 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 2: Star Wars. 75 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: Not very often you hear people booing during Paddington. He 76 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: was the one. 77 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 4: I mean at this point, you guys should have just 78 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 4: sat in separate theaters and then met up at the end. 79 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: No, it's still a day nobody like. 80 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 4: I bet it ruined the movie for her too, because 81 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 4: she's sitting next to her boyfriend who's like, yeah, pouting. 82 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 2: Well, as you guys already said, the movie, Patti is 83 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 2: actually very good. 84 00:03:55,280 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your big right out of all of this? 85 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 2: So at the end of the movie, as we're leaving, 86 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 2: she's like, so, what did you think. I couldn't let 87 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 2: her have it? 88 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: She just don't feel guilty. She drigged you a movie. 89 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: You sound just like my husband right now. 90 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 3: You can't let the women win because then you're gonna 91 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 3: hear it for the rest of your life. 92 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 2: I can't tell the lady. I'm joying our plus toy 93 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 2: movie The Enemy. 94 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 4: I like action figure movies. 95 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: So what did you say? 96 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 2: I told her it sucks. 97 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: You said it sucks. Wow? 98 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 4: Did you feel bad immediately? 99 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 2: No? I went deeper. She just kind of shocked, and 100 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 2: she's like, I can't believe it. I laughed through the 101 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 2: whole thing, and in fact, I saw you laughing. There 102 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 2: are parts of it. 103 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's calling your bluff and she knows you. She's like, 104 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: you liked it, laughing at how much money they wasted 105 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: on this production. 106 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 2: Of course I refused the letter, and so I just 107 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 2: dug in for like, come on. 108 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 4: Man, this is the end of the relationship. 109 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 2: So you know, the next day I kind of reach 110 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 2: out to her and she's like, hey, I don't think 111 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,159 Speaker 2: we can go any first. 112 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's a big red flag. 113 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,600 Speaker 1: Is be pouting a whole movie? Wake up with you. 114 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 4: The only thing worse is that she's like, I'm now 115 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 4: dating Paddington Bear. So that's your big regret that you 116 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 4: couldn't just be honest and admit you were wrong. 117 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 2: In all Honestly, if I had gotten out of my ego, 118 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 2: I could have seen us married. 119 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: Wow, girl go away because. 120 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 3: Okay, 'nrask his voice, let's see if this girl is 121 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:40,359 Speaker 3: still single. 122 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 1: I want you to. 123 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 2: Get her back. 124 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,160 Speaker 1: Have you changed? 125 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 4: Are you? 126 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 1: Are you able to admit when you're wrong? 127 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 2: Now? Yeah, I'm one hundred percent able to admit when 128 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 2: I'm wrong, But I'm not gonna lie. Every time I 129 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 2: even hear a conversation about Paddington too, I get in 130 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 2: my feeling. You know, she found a man who. 131 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 3: Agreed he liked the movie. 132 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 1: Wait, dude, I'm sorry. Man. We won't bring up that 133 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: movie again. 134 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 2: Okay, I appreciate you guy. 135 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 4: I think there is a new Paddington coming in it 136 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 4: is yeah, yeah, yeah. 137 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 3: Hope you don't advertise a lot text in seventy five 138 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 3: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding 139 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,919 Speaker 3: on to, will hide your identity, mask your voice, and 140 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 3: make you our next mass speaker. 141 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 1: Your phone TAP's coming up. 142 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,720 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.