WEBVTT - Ep. 59: Throwing Freedom Loops at War Eagles

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<v Speaker 1>We have rivers here where there's just signs that are

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<v Speaker 1>like do not wait, bottom littered with pipe bombs. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to shout out they will always be great legs,

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<v Speaker 1>steelhead to me, migratory rainbow snobs. Don't at me. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got that rod, he's got my flower boxes. You're not fishing.

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<v Speaker 1>People only use this in Alaska for trout. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of pretentious indie movie bullshit. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>This is an episode of freaking Philistines. That being said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's on Netflix and you should check it out. Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning to generate anglers, and welcome to Ben the fishing

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that sounds so much better than a kick in

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<v Speaker 1>the face with a golf shoe. Thanks to today's guest

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<v Speaker 1>co host you know him, you love him, Ladies and gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>are legendary audio engineer Phil Taylor is here. What Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just as surprised as I'm sure the listeners are. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you think about it, right, who else

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<v Speaker 1>knows this podcast as intimately as you? So? Like Philly,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're the natural, You're the natural, like go to

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<v Speaker 1>for guest co host number one, and I hope, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you piped in some roaring crowd sound effects for

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<v Speaker 1>yourself because I think you deserve it. Um. Anyway, it's

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<v Speaker 1>super good to have you here. Can I get you anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Glass of water, subway tunahogi, a pack of bubble buts

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<v Speaker 1>from our sponsors thirteen fishing maybe Okay, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the tunahogy, but first I have to

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<v Speaker 1>ask bubble buts. Can you please elaborate? I I will,

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<v Speaker 1>I will. So these are extra girthy, shaky lures covered

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<v Speaker 1>in donkey sauce. And if I I can, I know

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<v Speaker 1>a guy, so I can get you a pack of

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<v Speaker 1>them if you want them. Um. But it's funny because

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<v Speaker 1>we hear you weekly weighing in on fish News. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is the opportunity for myself and the listeners to

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<v Speaker 1>really get to know you better. Like, dude, I have

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<v Speaker 1>zero idea what your fishing history is. Do you fish?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you? Have you ever fished? I don't know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really sure either. I can. I can tell

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<v Speaker 1>you though, that before I got a job at Meat Eater,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a you know, a brand, a media brand

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<v Speaker 1>that you know has a lot to do with hunting

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<v Speaker 1>and fishing. Little bit a little bit um, I had

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<v Speaker 1>caught one fish in my life one, Um, what was?

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<v Speaker 1>What was that? I honestly could not tell you. I

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<v Speaker 1>was on scenic Lake tac Lack in Washington State. UM,

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<v Speaker 1>hit me up if you if I've got any Lake

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<v Speaker 1>tac Lack uh regulars out there. But yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea what the fish was caught it. I was

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<v Speaker 1>too gross out to touch it, So Phil, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have said that. But I wouldn't have said that were

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<v Speaker 1>you a little child or was this like not that

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<v Speaker 1>long ago? It was about how about thirteen? Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a little child? That's now? But that's right

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<v Speaker 1>on the edge of I don't know how I feel

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<v Speaker 1>about you being afraid to touch the fish. Um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look up Lake tackle Lac and I'm gonna figure

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<v Speaker 1>out what it was. I'll come back to you with

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<v Speaker 1>options and maybe from it'll jog your memory and you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, it was that one Because I've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of it and I have no idea what's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody will write in and let me know. But let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you this. Since you've been editing Bent for

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<v Speaker 1>over a year now, has like any of the bullshit

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<v Speaker 1>we've spewed made you want to go chase something you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't before, Like, has any of this piqued your interest

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<v Speaker 1>beyond our coverage of Pokemon lures? Uh, It's definitely piqued

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<v Speaker 1>my interest. I honestly had no idea how deep this

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<v Speaker 1>world went, right, I mean, like yeah, but like ads

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<v Speaker 1>with anything, of course, it goes as deep as you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go. And honestly, you guys go so deep

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<v Speaker 1>that I get lost immediately, Like Miles. Miles made a

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<v Speaker 1>joke a few weeks ago about how I'm sure Phil

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even listen to what we're talking about. He just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of he's busy doing something else. You're about to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that was accurate, and you don't. I'd say

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<v Speaker 1>that's about sixty eight percent accurate. So as least year,

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<v Speaker 1>you're honest. That's why we love as as with most things. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>In regarding the podcast that I work on at this company,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm pretty lost. I bet I would love like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a surface level education or fishing trip one

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<v Speaker 1>of these days from you, Joe. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>that if we can make that happen. We have, we

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<v Speaker 1>have talked about it for a while, where like we

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<v Speaker 1>would start you off blue gill fishing and record that

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<v Speaker 1>and like work it up and then eventually, like the

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<v Speaker 1>big payoff was you'd flat here and I'd take you

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<v Speaker 1>like bluefin fishing or something. I love it. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where we are in the budget now,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I'm kind of like scrambling to put this

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<v Speaker 1>show together, so I might have to get back burnered

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<v Speaker 1>for a little. It's at the bottom of the list

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<v Speaker 1>I got. It was something that was talked about. Though.

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<v Speaker 1>It frightens me a little that you say you get

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<v Speaker 1>that lost, because we kind of strive to be like

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<v Speaker 1>pretty like not too deep divy so that fisherman of

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<v Speaker 1>all ILKs can listen to us. Well, here's something Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've told you this before. I've told like almost

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<v Speaker 1>everyone who works at Meat Eater and anyone I can

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<v Speaker 1>people on on the bus, I'll stop them and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you listened to Ben. Um, even though I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know a lot about fishing, and now, since I was thirteen,

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<v Speaker 1>I've caught about six or seven fish in my life,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, I wouldn't call myself an expert, but um,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, even though I don't know a lot about fishing.

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<v Speaker 1>I love listening to this show every week. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's the show I look forward to the most. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that. I love that. It's great. It's part and

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<v Speaker 1>I know that it's part of the reason why you're here.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know you're not a hard wrangler, and that's okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but we need more about you. You are like a

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<v Speaker 1>traveler though, correct you get around. You were recently at

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota State Fair. If I'm not mistaken, you put

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<v Speaker 1>up a short expose on Instagram documenting foods on a stick. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota State Fair. It's the the epicenter of culture

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<v Speaker 1>in the United States. I mean, I've done some traveling.

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<v Speaker 1>I've I've been to Europe once. That was fun a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of I'm a Pacific Northwest native, so I've spent

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<v Speaker 1>some time in British Columbia, Canada. Uh, it's some some

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<v Speaker 1>East Coast dabbling, but not not a whole lot of

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<v Speaker 1>time spent there. So I'd love to get out there more.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's pretty average, pretty average traveler. Fair enough. How

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<v Speaker 1>about Old Mexico? You ever spent any time in Old Mexico?

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<v Speaker 1>San Diego is the closest I been to Old Mexico.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen it from from a distance, but I can't

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<v Speaker 1>so the wait. So you spend time in San Diego

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<v Speaker 1>and did not go to Tijuana. No, is this you

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<v Speaker 1>setting yourself up for a great Tijuana story or No,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been there either. But I've never been there either,

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<v Speaker 1>But I think that's I thought that was the thing

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<v Speaker 1>you do. Whatever the Tijuana story would be, whether it

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<v Speaker 1>was yours or mind, we probably shouldn't tell it here

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what happens in Tijuana. Um. But anyway, today's

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<v Speaker 1>Smooth Move segment actually takes place both north and south

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<v Speaker 1>of the border, and I'm excited about it. Um. Not

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<v Speaker 1>only is this a great story, but most of you,

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<v Speaker 1>at least I hope I haven't forgotten about the get

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<v Speaker 1>bent experience. So a few months ago we dropped a

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<v Speaker 1>contest giving you guys a chance to submit stories, and

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<v Speaker 1>the winner got to join us for a Smooth Move segment. UM,

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<v Speaker 1>And we certainly didn't forget about it, and we noted this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just that you guys sent so many great stories

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<v Speaker 1>it took us forever to pare it down into clare winner.

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<v Speaker 1>But today's the day, Phil, And it's actually it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a great day for phills everywhere because you're here and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a Phil in our story. So how about about that? Yes, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>about Dr Phil. We checked on him. Is he doing No? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll check on him next time. I'm just wondering any

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<v Speaker 1>other films we can bring it here if any, if

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<v Speaker 1>any come to mind, we'll We'll throw a man. But

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time ever, a loyal Bent listener's voice

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<v Speaker 1>shall be heard here, joining us all the way from

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<v Speaker 1>ben Brook, Texas. Here's the Get Bent Experienced Grand Prize

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<v Speaker 1>winner Phil van Horn. Why why did you? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>I am joined today on Smooth Moves by listener Phil

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<v Speaker 1>van Horne. And this is a special deal. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to I have to offer you congrats man, because you

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<v Speaker 1>are the first fan in Bent history that has been

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. Well, I appreciate, I'm honored. You said

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<v Speaker 1>in your email when I when I alerted you to

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<v Speaker 1>the wind, that you were speechless, which is rare. Oh yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I couldn't believe it at first. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were calling about my car warranty, you know, expired,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're trying to offer this up on the email

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, listen, not scheme here. So now

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<v Speaker 1>now sometimes it's not a scheme, and this time it wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>and I already know you got your your your mediator

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<v Speaker 1>fishing schwag. I had to laugh because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what size shirt? And you were like large or extra large?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I got to follow up email that was like, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife reminded me that I am an extra large

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<v Speaker 1>and to stop kidding myself. Yeah, which I feel you,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel you on that. But um yeah, man, So

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<v Speaker 1>we got a ton of entries, so pretty big deal

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<v Speaker 1>to be weeded out as the grand prize winner. But

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<v Speaker 1>this is one hell of a story. Um so take

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<v Speaker 1>it from the top, man, lay it, lay it on us,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Well, wife and I got married twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, twenty one to be exact, and so twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years ago we started going down to Mexico to visit

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<v Speaker 1>or family and Lake Amastab which is a huge lake,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, great bass fishing. So we it's right there

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<v Speaker 1>so to pass the time. I mean, it's a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>degrees during the day, sitting around house and you know

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<v Speaker 1>power rangers of the Spanish dub over it gets old.

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<v Speaker 1>After a while, so I finished. I figured out, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>our talker cousin into going fishing. And her cousin had

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<v Speaker 1>all the lives. He was living in Mexico, going back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth working and at that time he lived in

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<v Speaker 1>Del Rio. So he goes, hey, we'll go in the evenings,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. So we went bass fishing. I just started

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. My wife taught me to fly fishing, because

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<v Speaker 1>she she's willing to try anything. So I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go and h Her cousin at the time was

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<v Speaker 1>working on this trip that we had and he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>able to go with me, but he had shown me

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<v Speaker 1>back roads and which way to go across the border.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's two main entrances back into the US. So

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<v Speaker 1>you got a toll bridge, the International to seventy seven.

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<v Speaker 1>You can sit there for hours, and I mean you're

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<v Speaker 1>just taking a beating there. So you can take this

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<v Speaker 1>back road route number two, and it goes right over

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<v Speaker 1>the damn. I mean, you're dry having over the real

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<v Speaker 1>grand looking down at Amnistad and you just wave at

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<v Speaker 1>the border guards as you go by. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'll take that route. I can drive ninety

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<v Speaker 1>miles an hour. There's nothing out there. I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>old movie sets and there's a like a good Year

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<v Speaker 1>race track where they test tires. I've been down to

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<v Speaker 1>this part of the world, not Amistad. I've been to

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<v Speaker 1>Falcon now, so I know i know what you're talking about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's different. Yeah yeah, two lane blacktop. Nothing out there,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, get run over by a dump truck,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your own fault, you know that kind of thing. So,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna be out here three days in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Hey, you know what, I'll I've always only

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<v Speaker 1>fished conventional there, and if you talk to anybody there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's always like hey, green pumpkin, green pumpkin, screen pump

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'm like, you gotta try something different, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm just gonna go fly fishing this time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna take conventional gear. Mix it up. So

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<v Speaker 1>the first day I went to the main border checkpoint

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<v Speaker 1>at to seventy seven. It wasn't too bad, no traffic

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<v Speaker 1>speak of, So I crossed the border. Get on where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna fish. The water level is always thirty with

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<v Speaker 1>this lake, so fly fish, I mean, you got no,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing to your back cast because you're standing limestone,

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<v Speaker 1>catch a couple of fish top water. I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>not a bad day, can't be upset. So I come

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<v Speaker 1>back the back way and I'm coming over that damn

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<v Speaker 1>on the smaller road. You came back on the smaller

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<v Speaker 1>So I came back on that route and wave at

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<v Speaker 1>the border guards. No questions asked, pass on through. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back home. I'm eating tacos by noon, so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is amazing, breaks my heart. Day two, I get

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<v Speaker 1>going the same route, get over the damn, wave at

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<v Speaker 1>the opposing boat, at each opposing teammate border guards here,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, to and from. So get on the lake

0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.959
<v Speaker 1>in it's windy. I can't cast. I mean, there's nothing happen.

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<v Speaker 1>So I head back. I catched some SpongeBob in Spanish

0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.960
<v Speaker 1>and I get everything that I planned on. So Dave's

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<v Speaker 1>three comes, and I mean it. I got there. I

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<v Speaker 1>went the back way, crossover, wave back, I get over

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<v Speaker 1>their star fishing. I'm you know, I'm about an hour

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<v Speaker 1>after sunrise. I'm in the same thirty minutes. I'm catching

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<v Speaker 1>left and right top water streamers. Everything's working. All of

0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.200
<v Speaker 1>a sudden, the clowns leave blue bird skies and the

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<v Speaker 1>fish disappeared. They swam back where they came from. So

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<v Speaker 1>I said, all right, well, I'll pack this up and

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<v Speaker 1>get back a little bit earlier. So I head back

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<v Speaker 1>across the damn We're gonna go back that back way,

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<v Speaker 1>the easy way. So I head back. I wave and promptly.

0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, as soon as I waved and started driving by,

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<v Speaker 1>I get a hand on my hood and he says

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<v Speaker 1>out the no posse, stop, no go, no passing here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, great, where is this gonna cost me? So

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<v Speaker 1>he points over to the side of the guard shack.

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<v Speaker 1>They started asking me what are you doing? Where have

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<v Speaker 1>you been? Why are you going to? Well all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you every day. So this is three days

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<v Speaker 1>in a row, now right, three days in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>an American and a Dodge DURINGO you know with the

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<v Speaker 1>Texas plate. You know, I'm just cruising on in and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's blaming me. He's what are you doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm fishing. He goes, no, you're not. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? You're you come back and forth this way?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you smuggling? You know? You running drugs? People? What

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<v Speaker 1>are we doing You're you don't You're not from here,

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<v Speaker 1>and you keep coming this route. This is a kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a local route. Are you fluent in Spanish? By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I speaking of conversational Spanish, my whole with

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<v Speaker 1>my one, you know, to understand, right, Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm holding the conversation with Spanish. So we're I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting there in the car and he he tells

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<v Speaker 1>me step on out. So I get escorted into the

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<v Speaker 1>building where I find me a nice five by five

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<v Speaker 1>holding cell baby blue. It's beautiful, no air conditioner, a

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<v Speaker 1>little graded you know, a little raided door. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>realized that's a you know, that's my first time on

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<v Speaker 1>this side of it. I was at that time, I

0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.920
<v Speaker 1>was a I was a copyer in Texas. And so

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<v Speaker 1>he sees my wallet. You know, he's already, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's suspicious more now. So I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna swit this out. And uh, he just keeps

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<v Speaker 1>asking me, what are you doing? What are you doing?

0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Why are why are we here? He said, Man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out fishing. That's all I'm doing. He goes, You're

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<v Speaker 1>not fishing, You're coming through her every day and I'm like, man,

0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:35.800
<v Speaker 1>what do you where are we going with this? And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, just check the back of my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Fishing poles in the back. My wet boots are back there.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is in the back of my car. Sorry, I'm surprised. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>He walked right back there, came back. He's got that rod,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got my fly box, and he's got my book.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, He's like, boots are wet. Ain't worried about it.

0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:59.960
<v Speaker 1>He goes, you're not fishing. No one, No one fishes

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<v Speaker 1>with this. I said, what man? I was completely offended.

0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I've never been accused of not fishing in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. So the inspector he's he's really adamant about this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not fishing. People only use this in Alaska for trout.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm blown away. I mean, I'm like, yeah, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>get that here. When people ask me, hey, where do

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<v Speaker 1>you go fish, I'm like, in water. I mean, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never not fished in water. But I try not to

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<v Speaker 1>be a jackass all the time, and you know, give

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<v Speaker 1>up explanation. But so I'm like, all right, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to figure out how I'm getting out

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<v Speaker 1>of this. I was like, hey, you find any contraband

0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.560
<v Speaker 1>anything in my car? And he's just like, no, I

0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.640
<v Speaker 1>don't have a computer with me, you know. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>like no, not smuggling anything. So I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>like what do you want? You know, what, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean to do? He goes, use it? Show me.

0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, show you what do you been to show?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I mean we're going to climb down this hill.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the the river's two feet lowe me. What

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<v Speaker 1>are we gonna do? And he showed me. He's like

0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:05.160
<v Speaker 1>handed it to me. I'm like, oh, he has been

0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:09.360
<v Speaker 1>a cast. He's me prove my freedom, you know. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, all right, oh, your game symbol a rod

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<v Speaker 1>let some uh you know, let some leader. And I'm like,

0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.920
<v Speaker 1>how am I gonna up on the bridge right? You're

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, I'm all the day. I am two ft

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<v Speaker 1>above the water, you know, staring, and I'm like, I

0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:26.040
<v Speaker 1>can make a break for it, you know, run back

0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.320
<v Speaker 1>fifty ft political asylum, I can die hard or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I advised that. I was like, well, then

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<v Speaker 1>I lose my car and I mean he's got my

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<v Speaker 1>boots back there, so what's more important? At this point?

0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:39.840
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, all right, I could jump to her

0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:41.960
<v Speaker 1>feet to the river fifty ft to the water on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side. I'm like, all cast. So I let

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<v Speaker 1>some lead out and I sit there and I just

0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.680
<v Speaker 1>start false casting, and I mean, I'm the most important

0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.280
<v Speaker 1>cast I've ever made before. This was for a tailing redfish.

0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:59.240
<v Speaker 1>You know which one is more important? This one? So

0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I can go home or you know, a fish. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm letting this thing and I'm throwing the tightest loops

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let it out. I'm casting and it just unfurls

0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.400
<v Speaker 1>and it just rolls at lants perfectly on that concrete.

0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:14.800
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'm surprise myself, you know, at this point. Yeah,

0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:19.679
<v Speaker 1>So I look over at him. I'm like, you know,

0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:21.639
<v Speaker 1>what do you think. You know, I'm a little little

0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.560
<v Speaker 1>free lesson. I didn't charge him or anything, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So he kind of he kind of gives me that

0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:31.400
<v Speaker 1>that reassuring nod, like, yeah, you're you're good. So I'm

0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:33.600
<v Speaker 1>walking back to the truck. I'm like, he points to

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<v Speaker 1>the back of the car. I got the back open,

0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:41.240
<v Speaker 1>throwing it in. He goes. He points and goes, uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do, thank you. He goes no, that's my shutter

0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Box six pack. And I went, well, thanks. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, compared to other things that people I

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<v Speaker 1>know have had to give away, just give up in Mexico,

0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:59.880
<v Speaker 1>a six pack of Shiner, no big deal. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I had to import it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's my smuggling run for that day. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, all right, fair enough, you know, you take

0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:08.800
<v Speaker 1>my take my beer. But then I'm like, hey, it

0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:10.840
<v Speaker 1>was my fly box on my wallet, you know, let

0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.520
<v Speaker 1>me have that back. He has been my fly box. Back,

0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.040
<v Speaker 1>takes my wallet, takes a twenty dollar bill out of

0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:19.880
<v Speaker 1>it and told me it's for your inspection. I said, oh, hey,

0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:24.040
<v Speaker 1>no thanks. You know, I figured, hey, so I lost

0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:27.000
<v Speaker 1>my taco money and I and my beer all the

0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:30.360
<v Speaker 1>fatal swoop. But I'm like, hey, I'm free. But it's

0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:33.440
<v Speaker 1>the most important cast you've ever made. Yeah, I mean

0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:39.280
<v Speaker 1>it was freedom loops, you know, just it's just freedom loops. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you go back the rest of the trip

0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:44.280
<v Speaker 1>or was that your last time across? That was my

0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:48.080
<v Speaker 1>last day across at that point, you know, for that trip.

0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:50.600
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, I'm done, you know, if I

0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:52.359
<v Speaker 1>need to go back. I'll go back to the the U.

0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:55.200
<v Speaker 1>S side. And it's a little you know with traffic

0:18:55.320 --> 0:19:00.280
<v Speaker 1>and cars and witnesses and everything else. But no, that

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<v Speaker 1>was that was it for this trip. And I was

0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:05.000
<v Speaker 1>just that that was about all she wrote. There you go, man,

0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:06.560
<v Speaker 1>Well look we I think, I said, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of great stories for the Get Bent experience, but

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<v Speaker 1>casting for your freedom on a bridge in Mexico especially

0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:16.320
<v Speaker 1>resonated with me because, like I said, I run into

0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:19.720
<v Speaker 1>some ship in Mexico to um, that's the winner, man,

0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the winner. Hey, I appreciate it. Man. The last

0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.960
<v Speaker 1>time I've ever won anything was I got a phone

0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:29.240
<v Speaker 1>call one time saying, hey, you've won his chance for

0:19:29.280 --> 0:19:32.240
<v Speaker 1>the tickets for the Playboy Halloween Linger party back in

0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.199
<v Speaker 1>And I'm sitting there on the on this phone and

0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I in the in the hallway, you know, quarter wrapped

0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:41.520
<v Speaker 1>around me, trying to figu out what's going on. He goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let me get your information. I'm like, many three reservations

0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:46.360
<v Speaker 1>and plane ticket. I'm like, this is great, give out

0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:48.760
<v Speaker 1>my day to birth and he goes, I'm sorry, you're

0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:55.440
<v Speaker 1>only nineteen, went well, yeah, sorry you got uh thanks

0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.160
<v Speaker 1>for playing hung up. I'm like, you know what, this

0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:00.720
<v Speaker 1>wind was almost as good film. I'm I mean, twenty

0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.480
<v Speaker 1>three years on the making, I finally want to go.

0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean this beats Halloween, Lingerie, Playboy Mansion. Wow. Um,

0:20:12.200 --> 0:20:15.080
<v Speaker 1>First of all, that sounds terrifying. Um, but it also

0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:16.800
<v Speaker 1>sounds like it could be the great premise to a

0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Coen Brothers movie. Yeah, dude, right on. And the part

0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm still stuck on is freedom Loops. I guessn't that

0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:24.320
<v Speaker 1>what you plan to call your company when you start

0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:26.520
<v Speaker 1>your own audio production? Is this? One day you have

0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:29.040
<v Speaker 1>freedom Loops by Phil. It's kind of like Fashions by

0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:31.520
<v Speaker 1>deb you know, you know, loops loops are already a

0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:34.520
<v Speaker 1>great audio that's a great audio word. Um, there's actually yeah,

0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:38.840
<v Speaker 1>there's actually there's an audio editing software called Fruity Loops. Um.

0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:40.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if there's been any sort of like

0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:44.480
<v Speaker 1>trademark lawsuit happening there with with the serial brand, but um,

0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll have to check on that before I start Freedom Loops.

0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I have to ask this, and I'm gonna date myself.

0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what techno e J is? No clue? Okay,

0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:55.399
<v Speaker 1>that's probably you're you're younger than me. That was like

0:20:55.440 --> 0:20:58.679
<v Speaker 1>a techno thing I hadn't like, I don't know, freshman

0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:00.439
<v Speaker 1>year of high schoo where you just made no on

0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:04.200
<v Speaker 1>your PC. Anyway, enough about that, UM, i'd I'd love

0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:08.160
<v Speaker 1>to hear you've got after I've already said too much,

0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:10.639
<v Speaker 1>and I might somewhere I don't know. Um, but I

0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:13.080
<v Speaker 1>can relate to Phil's story because I've actually been the

0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:15.840
<v Speaker 1>guy in the back office at a Mexican airport paying

0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.960
<v Speaker 1>taxes that are only payable in cash on camera equipment

0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:22.120
<v Speaker 1>that I'm bringing in to create media that promotes tourism,

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, to your country. So whatever, and the arm

0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:27.440
<v Speaker 1>the arm guards were not necessary. And the best part

0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:30.040
<v Speaker 1>was this was a trip with pure fishing, big big

0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Fishing brand. And as the guards are escorting me to

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<v Speaker 1>the back of my bud who put the trip together, screaming,

0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:38.760
<v Speaker 1>get me a receipt, I'll pay for this, I'm like, dude,

0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna this is gonna give me a receipt

0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:43.880
<v Speaker 1>for the sixty dollars I just shelled out to buy

0:21:43.960 --> 0:21:46.760
<v Speaker 1>everybody here lunch. Like, there's no real taxes, this is

0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:48.280
<v Speaker 1>all fake. But you say I've never been in Mexico,

0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:49.960
<v Speaker 1>so you've never had to deal with any of that. Yeah,

0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I mean, you're you guys, You

0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:54.000
<v Speaker 1>and the other fill are really selling me on Mexico.

0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:57.760
<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta say so. Well, I enjoyed having

0:21:57.760 --> 0:21:59.639
<v Speaker 1>phill on very much. And here's the deal, right, so,

0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.520
<v Speaker 1>uh some of the runner up stories were so good.

0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Don't be shocked if I hit up a few more

0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:06.560
<v Speaker 1>of you to lay them down. And if I do,

0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:08.919
<v Speaker 1>you will also get the same meat Eator fishing swag

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<v Speaker 1>pack um that Phil got. Honestly, I would really love

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<v Speaker 1>to hear all of your voices heard on Bent more often.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna resurrect an idea for a new segment.

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<v Speaker 1>We had this idea a while ago. It just never

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<v Speaker 1>came to fruition. Oh is this the segment where you

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<v Speaker 1>guys play rapple with Fishing on Nintendo? We over your

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<v Speaker 1>techno music. No it's not. No, it's not that one.

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<v Speaker 1>But man, see, I forgot your privy to all our shenanigans,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know the inner workings as well as I do. Uh. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we kicked around a segment we were gonna call Nibbles

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<v Speaker 1>and SIPs, and I've revamped it slightly, and here's how

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna go. Uh. If you want to be heard

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<v Speaker 1>on Bent right, email a voice memo to Bent at

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<v Speaker 1>the meat Eator dot com. That's preferred, but I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>voice memos via d M two and you could say

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want. Ask a question, tell me I suck,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me I don't suck. Give your opinion about a

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<v Speaker 1>recent show segment. Um, give me your rambling, possibly drunk

0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:04.280
<v Speaker 1>version of your own. That's my bar, or tackle hack

0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:06.960
<v Speaker 1>or end of the line, surprise me. And if your

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<v Speaker 1>sweet sultry voice ends up on Nibbles and SIPs, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>swag you out and phil am I asking for it here?

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<v Speaker 1>Like is this a bad idea? Should I not? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this okay? What do you think we could workshop the

0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:19.040
<v Speaker 1>name a little bit? I think I think it's a

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<v Speaker 1>video called Nibbles and SIPs at my friend's house in

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<v Speaker 1>high school that I won't go into details here about

0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:29.080
<v Speaker 1>that's it. But no, I'm not going to revamp the name.

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:32.000
<v Speaker 1>But it's funny. That's where you heard Nibbles and SIPs.

0:23:32.400 --> 0:23:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I heard it from one of my six year old daughters.

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<v Speaker 1>Like weird anime like cut C shows nibbles and SIPs

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<v Speaker 1>was like tea time, and I was like, nibbles and SIPs,

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<v Speaker 1>that's very fishy. I'm gonna use it. Yeah, that's great. Yeah,

0:23:44.440 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not I'm not changing it because I like

0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:48.880
<v Speaker 1>it both ways. Whatever you're talking about, text me later

0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 1>because with a link, because I want to see it.

0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:52.720
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know. I don't know all think about

0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:54.800
<v Speaker 1>that though, but I'm pretty stuck on nibbles and SIPs.

0:23:54.920 --> 0:23:57.679
<v Speaker 1>And it was actually listener Anthony Marshaun who gave me

0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:00.000
<v Speaker 1>this idea not long ago. I I did a new

0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:02.800
<v Speaker 1>his piece about the giant sturgeon caught by retired hockey

0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:04.879
<v Speaker 1>goalie Pete Peters. Do you remember this because I believe

0:24:04.880 --> 0:24:06.960
<v Speaker 1>I lost news that week. Does that ring a bell?

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:10.280
<v Speaker 1>It does ring a bell. The story rings a bell.

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:12.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember which winner I declared, but it sounds

0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:15.080
<v Speaker 1>like it sounds like you do remember, and it's really

0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:17.800
<v Speaker 1>it's really, it's really sticking in your cross. I do.

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:20.399
<v Speaker 1>I do because I said that Peters once won the

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<v Speaker 1>Vezina Trophy and man did I hear it from like

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<v Speaker 1>six people, most of which were Canadians probably rocking hockey here.

0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:31.800
<v Speaker 1>But Anthony sent me this voice memo. It's not called

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<v Speaker 1>the Visma, Joe, It's called the Vesna. Get it right.

0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:38.840
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I didn't say vezma or vesna, which

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:43.080
<v Speaker 1>is apparently correct. I said Vezina because it is spelled vezina.

0:24:43.240 --> 0:24:46.280
<v Speaker 1>V easy. I n A like, dude, would you have

0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:49.919
<v Speaker 1>guessed that the eye was silent? Absolutely not. No, I'm

0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm on team Joe. Here on And that's how That's

0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 1>how language works, that's how words work, so exactly. And

0:24:56.320 --> 0:24:58.359
<v Speaker 1>you know what, but this is a fishing podcast, not

0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:00.520
<v Speaker 1>the penalty box or whatever you can ee eaters and

0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:03.159
<v Speaker 1>knucklepuckers listen to. I will take my lips when I

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:05.640
<v Speaker 1>mess up fish it. But hockey stuff I do not care.

0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:08.840
<v Speaker 1>But technically that was our first nibbles and SIPs segment.

0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:11.800
<v Speaker 1>So Anthony is gonna get swagged out simply for giving

0:25:11.840 --> 0:25:13.879
<v Speaker 1>me a hard time with a voice TM. See how

0:25:13.920 --> 0:25:16.359
<v Speaker 1>easy that was. Um, but we are. We are going

0:25:16.400 --> 0:25:18.040
<v Speaker 1>to have to come up with a good jingle though

0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:20.400
<v Speaker 1>for next time. Oh yeah, I can't wait. I love

0:25:20.440 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 1>throwing those together. I have I have some ideas that

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:28.240
<v Speaker 1>might come from Reno one fan. I never watched one,

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:30.440
<v Speaker 1>but I know that the whole crew was or most

0:25:30.440 --> 0:25:33.520
<v Speaker 1>of them were a part of the state, which I did,

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 1>and I've tried. I've tried to pull some state stuff

0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:40.760
<v Speaker 1>for this show. There's very little of it on the

0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:43.159
<v Speaker 1>YouTube's though, Like it's like buried in the in like

0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>in the annals of history. There's just not a lot

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:48.159
<v Speaker 1>of state clips out there. Um. Anyway, in the meantime,

0:25:48.160 --> 0:25:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to come up with current events sure

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:54.080
<v Speaker 1>to crush the new opponent stepping into the octagon that

0:25:54.280 --> 0:26:04.600
<v Speaker 1>is fish News. Fish News escalated quickly, So kids News,

0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:08.080
<v Speaker 1>how's that gonna work now? Well, for starters, we're gonna

0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:11.360
<v Speaker 1>run two stories instead of four, mostly because Phil has

0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:14.800
<v Speaker 1>told me our news gets quote long in the tooth

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 1>sometimes and he's really tired of having to pay attention

0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:21.240
<v Speaker 1>for that long. But also I realized, to preserve the

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:24.879
<v Speaker 1>sanctity of fish News, I need a dependable weekly co

0:26:25.040 --> 0:26:29.639
<v Speaker 1>anchor just for this segment. So join me and welcoming

0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:33.360
<v Speaker 1>my colleague Hayden Samic to this dog fight. How are you, man?

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 1>How are you feeling? Hey, dude, I'm feeling good. Man.

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:42.320
<v Speaker 1>You sound like you're feeling good. I am man. I'm

0:26:42.320 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 1>soaked to be doing this, you know, I love I

0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:47.600
<v Speaker 1>love the Bend podcast. Man, I think we're gonna have

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 1>a good time. Man. Thanks, we are, we are, We

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:54.639
<v Speaker 1>absolutely are. But for the listeners wondering why Hayden, basically

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I just call it h Q and was like, hey,

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 1>do you guys have any of those millennials kicking around, like,

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:01.160
<v Speaker 1>you know the kind you can just keep keeping work

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:03.639
<v Speaker 1>on two and they're too afraid to say no, And

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:08.120
<v Speaker 1>they're just like, yeah, absolutely, take Hayden. So I find

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:11.760
<v Speaker 1>your microaggressions super offensive and I am going to be

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:15.200
<v Speaker 1>talking to hr immediately as you should have a kombucha

0:27:15.320 --> 0:27:18.560
<v Speaker 1>settled down. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Of course I'm kidding. Hayden.

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:20.679
<v Speaker 1>He's my boy, and he's one of the audio engineers

0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I work with often. But I asked Hayden to be

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:26.199
<v Speaker 1>my news wingman for several reasons. Um, we actually have

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:29.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot in common, right Like for starters, Um, we

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:31.640
<v Speaker 1>grew up in the same hood. You're living in Bozeman

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:35.080
<v Speaker 1>now therefore longing for good pizza. But you're from p

0:27:35.240 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 1>a man from Pennsylvania. You're an East Sider like me,

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:41.400
<v Speaker 1>and we stick together. We We also fished a lot

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:43.159
<v Speaker 1>of the same waters out here on the East Coast.

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man, you know everything from Great Lakes Steele's to

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>the U Dare Yeah man, yeah man, those little small

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 1>stream Brookies dude, and uh you know, yeah, I moved

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 1>west whatever, but I just want to shout out they

0:27:58.520 --> 0:28:02.280
<v Speaker 1>will always be great legs Steelhead to me. I don't

0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:09.120
<v Speaker 1>care what anybody says. Migratory rainbow snobs don't at me. Yeah, don't. Also,

0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 1>yeah man, the pizza here sucks. I know, It's okay. Well,

0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>well we'll talk about that probably often, the pizza triangle.

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:18.320
<v Speaker 1>But we're also kind of kindred spirits and that we um.

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I think we both grew up splitting our time between

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:22.679
<v Speaker 1>fishing and music, right, Like you, you played in a

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:25.240
<v Speaker 1>bunch of bands, And when I was a kid, I

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:27.119
<v Speaker 1>always had to ask myself like, was it is this

0:28:27.160 --> 0:28:30.719
<v Speaker 1>a fishing birthday or music birthday? You know what I mean? Right?

0:28:30.720 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like do I need a new fly real or

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:35.360
<v Speaker 1>that sweet sweet grunge pedal. That's how it always was.

0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I know that deal. Well, my friend, you know, do

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to replace the three hackle capes my doggate

0:28:43.240 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>last month? Or do I want that lame solid state

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 1>crate amp that fifteen year old me didn't know was

0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:53.280
<v Speaker 1>complete trash. I know that's It's like I got a

0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Fender Squire in a pig nose rocking, you know what

0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean. So yeah, speaking of music, I'm gonna jump

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:01.560
<v Speaker 1>in for a second because a while back I shouted

0:29:01.560 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 1>you out on Instagram. You helped coordinate the new Bent

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 1>theme song. You orchestrated that with the band, and I

0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 1>gave you a shout out for helping and you were like, dude,

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 1>everybody thinks I wrote the song and performed the song.

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Can you please shout out the correct people? And I failed?

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 1>So this is your chance to tell all the Bent

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:25.440
<v Speaker 1>listeners who is really responsible for the Bent theme song? Sure?

0:29:25.680 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>That was that was mostly coordinated by this dude, Logan

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Roth and my other buddy, Will Brown. And they have

0:29:36.480 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 1>a production, you know, music production studio out of Philadelphia

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 1>called Treacle Mind Recording. And then they're they're great musicians, dude.

0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:49.959
<v Speaker 1>They put everything together. Man, Will is amazing, amazing, liked.

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 1>We We've got so many compliments on that. But I

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>hope you feel better now now that it's better late

0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 1>than next. They have been officially shouted out, um, but

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 1>most portly right. While your primary gig is on the

0:30:01.960 --> 0:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>audio side of things here at Meat Eater, Um, you've

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 1>also been doing a lot of great writing for our website, right, great,

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>great stuff. So I'm confident you can hang. In fact,

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I know you can, um. And you even had Miles

0:30:12.200 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>blessing for this spot before he left. Yeah. Man, as

0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 1>a Bent fan from day one, I remember listening to

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the first episode and knowing that this was something special

0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 1>and that's in yeah yeah, and that's no small part

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>due to our mutual friend, the irreplicable Mr Miles Nulty. Uh.

0:30:35.560 --> 0:30:37.360
<v Speaker 1>You know that dude has been such a big part

0:30:37.400 --> 0:30:40.680
<v Speaker 1>of the whole Mediator fishing department for like kind of ever.

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 1>And uh, I mean everything from das Boat you know,

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>to this podcast to ship ton More has his fingerprints

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:52.880
<v Speaker 1>all over it. Uh. You know you and your listeners

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 1>already know this, But Miles is one of the smartest, wittiest,

0:30:57.280 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 1>fishiest dudes I've ever met, and I'm totally humble to

0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 1>take over his role on this small segment here. Man. Yeah,

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 1>you know I'm not. I'm no Miles Nulty, but I

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:12.440
<v Speaker 1>hope you'll be happy with what I bring to the table.

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 1>And to that end, I intend to. Here's the thing, though,

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't need you to be Miles. I don't want

0:31:18.040 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 1>you to bet though though question right, did your deep

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 1>voice help you score this gig? It did not hurt.

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I will just say that. So anyway, Yes, this is

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 1>still a competition, so no pressure brow. But Hayden and

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I still don't know which news story the other guy

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 1>is bringing to the table. Fill our engineer will still

0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 1>be declaring a news victor. But now that we're only

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 1>bringing one story a piece of the table, it's like

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 1>we got to really bring the heat, you know what

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:48.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean. Like with with fewer stories, Phil is gonna

0:31:48.120 --> 0:31:52.480
<v Speaker 1>have to maybe judge on style delivery. The whole works. Um,

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:55.360
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna give you the honor, my friend, of

0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 1>leading off your first news so hit me. The floor

0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 1>is yours. So Joe, being the upstanding citizen and conservationist

0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 1>you are, I'm sure you've done your fair share of

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 1>river river cleanups. I have. I've done it. I've done

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 1>a clean up a time or two. Yes, and sometimes

0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 1>you find some pretty crazy ship. I mean, I wouldn't

0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:21.719
<v Speaker 1>say I found anything overly crazy during an actual clean up,

0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 1>but I mean I've found some some pretty crazy ship

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:27.160
<v Speaker 1>in rivers. But still, I see where you're going here. Okay,

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:31.560
<v Speaker 1>how about a pipe bomb? No, No, I haven't done.

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:35.280
<v Speaker 1>I've never I don't know if I would have recognized

0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:37.400
<v Speaker 1>that if I did. But to my knowledge, I've yet

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 1>to find a pipe bomb. So yeah, well today, and

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 1>I hate myself for making this fun. We're starting off

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 1>fish news with a bang. Okay, it's fine, I'll let

0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>it fly, all right, all right. As reported September eight

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 1>by the Bozeman Daily Chronicle, Montana f w P search

0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>and Rescue divers recently found a pipe bomb at a

0:33:03.040 --> 0:33:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Jefferson River fishing access shooty and sat hillbillies. Okay, all right,

0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I see how that's. I gotta be honest, like you're

0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:17.360
<v Speaker 1>you're from out here, so I know that's a big

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:19.120
<v Speaker 1>deal there. You We have rivers here where there's just

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 1>signs that are like do not wait, bottom littered with

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 1>pipe bombs. But I'm still listening, like you still he

0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:28.320
<v Speaker 1>still he still got me, all right, yeah, man. Basically,

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 1>search and Rescue was doing some sort of training when

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:35.959
<v Speaker 1>divers came across an object quote having the look of

0:33:36.000 --> 0:33:40.360
<v Speaker 1>a pipe bomb with a fuse at the Williams Bridge

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 1>fishing access. Okay, the fuse makes it. If it had

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:46.360
<v Speaker 1>a fuse, I would know what I was looking at.

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like comical a little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 1>It's stereotypically think of as a pipe bomb, little pipe Anyhow,

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:59.360
<v Speaker 1>they closed down the access, called in some explosive ordinance

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:04.000
<v Speaker 1>technicians from the Maelstrom Air Force Base and blew the

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 1>suspected explosive device up. Uh. The origins remain unknown, and

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:12.360
<v Speaker 1>it's assumed it was probably just you know, some amateur

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:17.439
<v Speaker 1>fish hating bomb enthusiasts. I guess because because Sheriff Dan

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Springer did not seem overly concerned. He's quoted as saying,

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:25.480
<v Speaker 1>and I love this quote. It could be an innocuous thing.

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:29.359
<v Speaker 1>Given the placement of where we found it. It does

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:33.040
<v Speaker 1>not appear to have any target value or anything. But

0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:36.239
<v Speaker 1>if someone does have some information, that would be great

0:34:36.280 --> 0:34:41.319
<v Speaker 1>to know. That would be great. Okay, I mean it's

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a little more wild West out there. I mean, that's

0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 1>a dangerous thing, right, But I don't know. Does that

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:49.040
<v Speaker 1>surprise you that he's like that, that lack of chill

0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:51.759
<v Speaker 1>about it. Yeah, I feel like that's kind of a

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 1>little bit of a lax approach to it. That's sort

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:57.680
<v Speaker 1>of like when you're at Walmart or something and if

0:34:57.760 --> 0:35:01.160
<v Speaker 1>somebody with the red Nissan your car alarm is going off,

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 1>like that would be great to know. Yeah, yeah, I

0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:09.560
<v Speaker 1>love that, you know, just your everyday innocuous pipe bomb.

0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I actually fished off the Jeff not too long ago

0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:16.479
<v Speaker 1>with my buddy Corey from work, and we agreed it

0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:19.759
<v Speaker 1>was one of the weirdest, most confusing days fishing we've

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>ever had. I mean, the bugs were everywhere, everywhere, and

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:27.719
<v Speaker 1>we couldn't even get like a single riser. I mean,

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:30.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, we all if theories about like what put

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 1>the trout down right, barometric pressure, sunlight, whatever. I never

0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:41.760
<v Speaker 1>would have thought maybe pipe bombs. I've never fished the Jeff,

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 1>but it's like one of those bucket list rivers for me,

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:46.719
<v Speaker 1>and I will not claim to be any sort of

0:35:46.760 --> 0:35:49.000
<v Speaker 1>expert on that river. I've heard of it more as

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:51.680
<v Speaker 1>a streamer river than a bug river, definitely, But what

0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 1>I've heard from everybody is like it giveth and take

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 1>it away. It's one of those places where it's just

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:58.960
<v Speaker 1>lights out if you know how to time it, and

0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:03.000
<v Speaker 1>then there's just nothing there. If you haven't timed it correctly.

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:05.120
<v Speaker 1>But I love those kind of places, and a lot

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 1>of times we have rivers out here. You're familiar with

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 1>the Lehigh, right, I'm a huge fan. It's the same thing.

0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:13.759
<v Speaker 1>It's one of those places where if you know when

0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:15.360
<v Speaker 1>to go and what you're doing, you're gonna see some

0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 1>ship go down. But similarly, I'm sure that the pipe

0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:21.840
<v Speaker 1>bombs in the lower Lehigh through Allentown and Bethlehem, p A.

0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Are innumerable, you know what I mean. You're probably probably

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:27.680
<v Speaker 1>snag five of them per trip with a heavy sink tip.

0:36:27.719 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 1>You just don't know it, you know what I mean.

0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 1>I I got some family in Allentown. Let me tell

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:34.680
<v Speaker 1>you that it's definitely land of the pipe bomb. Yes, right,

0:36:34.880 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 1>exactly exactly alright. So anyway, the pipe bomb was disposed of,

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.400
<v Speaker 1>everybody got out of there with all their fingers, and

0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:47.360
<v Speaker 1>the fishing access was reopened. Of the incident, f w

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:53.279
<v Speaker 1>P Warden Captain Adam Pankratz said it made for a

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:57.600
<v Speaker 1>good reminder to use caution and carefully inspect items we

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>would normally think of as litter before picking them up. Uh,

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, whether or not you pick it up. I'm

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 1>not sure you should get close enough to carefully inspect

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:11.719
<v Speaker 1>anything you think could be, you know, a bomb. But

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:15.400
<v Speaker 1>I get what he means. Yeah, you know, from this

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:19.799
<v Speaker 1>point on, during all my future river cleanups, I'll be

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:23.720
<v Speaker 1>keeping an eye out for use needles, broken glass, rusty

0:37:23.760 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 1>barbed wire, and now apparently pipe bombs. Yeah what a world. Well,

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:32.640
<v Speaker 1>but you know what you you you bring up a

0:37:32.719 --> 0:37:35.240
<v Speaker 1>valid point though about the river cleanups. Right, everybody jumps

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 1>on a river clean up. I mean they are happening

0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:41.799
<v Speaker 1>all the time, and it is just the kind of thing,

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 1>maybe not from the center of the river, depending on

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>the river. But you you pull that out of the

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:48.160
<v Speaker 1>mud somewhere, you have no idea what you're looking at.

0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:51.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's pretty scary. Joking about pipe bombs aside, So,

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've never found anything particularly odd during a

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:58.360
<v Speaker 1>dedicated river clean up. Um, A lot a lot of

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:01.960
<v Speaker 1>children's bicycles and those those razor scooters. That's the thing

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 1>around here. I find a lot of razor scooters for

0:38:03.880 --> 0:38:06.359
<v Speaker 1>some reason here in the market for you use one

0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 1>of those. Um, but I did, I did pull it.

0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I pulled a pistol out of the Delaware once years ago,

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 1>fully loaded um off the bottom and I ended up

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:16.879
<v Speaker 1>taking it to the police, thinking, you know it's used

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 1>in a crime or something. You do the right thing.

0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:23.720
<v Speaker 1>And I certainly don't know the backstory. But um, buddy

0:38:23.719 --> 0:38:25.480
<v Speaker 1>of mine, who just knows more about guns than I do,

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 1>is like man, that's a really specific, very expensive pistol

0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:35.319
<v Speaker 1>designed just for concealed carry. So it certainly could have

0:38:35.320 --> 0:38:38.520
<v Speaker 1>been stolen and chucked. But he's like man, better odds

0:38:38.560 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 1>with that one that you know, somebody was showing his

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:42.440
<v Speaker 1>buddy while they were out there striper fish in one

0:38:42.520 --> 0:38:45.279
<v Speaker 1>spring at high water, and in the water it went um.

0:38:45.480 --> 0:38:46.919
<v Speaker 1>I mean it had been in there for a long time.

0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:49.279
<v Speaker 1>It was pretty trusted out. But I mean the pipe

0:38:49.320 --> 0:38:51.360
<v Speaker 1>bomb thing is even scarier if you think about it.

0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Now with the whole magnet fishing culture, which I also

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:57.799
<v Speaker 1>dabble in, right, we we don't. We don't touch on

0:38:57.840 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 1>it too much in this show because even though it

0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 1>has fishing in the title magnet fishing, it's not fishing.

0:39:02.280 --> 0:39:05.959
<v Speaker 1>Okay they're not. They're not angling for fish. Um. But yeah,

0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:08.719
<v Speaker 1>that was a COVID hobby I got into for I

0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 1>found a bunch of AMMO and stuff doing that too

0:39:11.160 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 1>one time. It was weird, But I think the bottom

0:39:13.960 --> 0:39:17.520
<v Speaker 1>line here is definitely, um, you know, be careful what

0:39:17.560 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 1>you pick up when you're when you're saving the local

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 1>trout stream. Yeah, I mean I've never found anything like that.

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:27.399
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I did find a fossilized bison tooth kind

0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:29.799
<v Speaker 1>of recently doing a river clean up. I found one

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 1>of them my first time in Montana in high school.

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Just randomly found it on the Gallatin. Yeah, yeah, I

0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:41.399
<v Speaker 1>found it on the East Gallaton. Anyhow, that said, I

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 1>was doing a river clean up for work, uh, you

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:49.280
<v Speaker 1>know the other day, and I did find a packet

0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:53.279
<v Speaker 1>of condoms and a bunch of glow sticks, which was

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:59.439
<v Speaker 1>spans of picture. Oh yeah, and see if there's two

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:01.359
<v Speaker 1>types of p pull out there, man, those that throw

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:04.400
<v Speaker 1>bangers on rivers and those that throw bangers in there.

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I guess you know glow sticks though, right, Like glow sticks?

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Is that? What is that what your kids are doing

0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:13.439
<v Speaker 1>these days? Just like having like an impromptu river rave,

0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 1>crank up the screw licks and uh and go after it.

0:40:17.640 --> 0:40:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Well there you go, so trying to think it had

0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:28.360
<v Speaker 1>to transition to that. Um, I guess be careful what

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:30.480
<v Speaker 1>you're looking for and watch out for the glow sticks

0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:32.840
<v Speaker 1>if you happen to be doing any any cleanups on

0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:35.480
<v Speaker 1>any river systems or ponds up in Maine. How's that

0:40:35.520 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 1>for a transition? You like that transitions matter in this game.

0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:40.560
<v Speaker 1>By the way, you didn't have to come up with

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:42.600
<v Speaker 1>one today, but I did, and that's a poor one,

0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 1>which tips the hat in your favor with Phil. Yes,

0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:50.040
<v Speaker 1>So people ask me all the time, what's still on

0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:53.160
<v Speaker 1>your bucket list? It's a fairly it's fairly common question.

0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 1>And um, two of those things would be giant wild

0:40:56.200 --> 0:40:58.960
<v Speaker 1>brook trout like up in Labrador, Quebec. That's something I've

0:40:58.960 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 1>never gotten to do. I've never got up there. Um,

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:04.480
<v Speaker 1>an Arctic char now bull trout used to be on

0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:07.320
<v Speaker 1>that list, and I've scratched that one, though not thoroughly,

0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Like I've never been on

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:11.880
<v Speaker 1>a dedicated bully trip. It was incidental, which to me

0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:14.959
<v Speaker 1>sort of counts but not really. Um, But I guess

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:16.840
<v Speaker 1>based on on on this list, it seems like I

0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:18.920
<v Speaker 1>have a thing for chars, which maybe I do. Do

0:41:18.920 --> 0:41:20.640
<v Speaker 1>you know what do you charge? Where are you on

0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:23.919
<v Speaker 1>that you do much char fishing? Uh? You know? Char?

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I think are, for my money, probably the most beautiful

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:29.879
<v Speaker 1>salmonids that they're are, you know, I think they also

0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 1>live in some of the most beautiful places. So when

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 1>COVID hit initially, I spent a ton of time, you know,

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:40.840
<v Speaker 1>just Blue Line and Brooke Trout up in northeastern p A.

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:44.799
<v Speaker 1>And then those little things just totally have my heart,

0:41:44.920 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Sure, yeah, I dide, I

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I get that. I mean, I I It's been a

0:41:49.800 --> 0:41:52.920
<v Speaker 1>while since I've done that. My problem is that, um

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:56.239
<v Speaker 1>like after a few I'm like, okay, like it's hard

0:41:56.280 --> 0:41:58.120
<v Speaker 1>to hold my attention with it all day long. But

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate them so much, and there's a there's a

0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of that in that part of the world that

0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 1>people don't know about. Don't give away your spots, but

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I know that's one thing you have wired, is that

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:12.800
<v Speaker 1>that Northeast p A y. So anyway, so I've also

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I've kind of like always roped Arctic char in with

0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 1>she fish, which was another bucket list catch, and I

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:21.400
<v Speaker 1>got that one. But for both those and the chars,

0:42:21.920 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 1>most people assume you have to check pretty damn far

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 1>north to get after them. Um And that's true if

0:42:27.000 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 1>you sort of want the real deal migratory giant char experience,

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 1>which I do. But if you're one of those folks

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 1>that just wants to check the list, just wants to

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:38.399
<v Speaker 1>say I got one, you could technically check arctic char

0:42:38.520 --> 0:42:41.960
<v Speaker 1>off in Maine, which I don't think many people realize.

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you know that? Okay, So, Maine is the only

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:48.799
<v Speaker 1>state in the contiguous Lower forty eight that has a

0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:52.000
<v Speaker 1>native population of arctic char. Furthermore, according to the story

0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:54.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm pulling from in the Banger Daily News, these are

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:59.399
<v Speaker 1>the rarest salmonids east of the Rocky Mountains. Now, historically

0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:02.359
<v Speaker 1>they were referred to as blueback trout, which i'd heard

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 1>of that I've heard that term. But according to this

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:07.359
<v Speaker 1>piece by Bob Mallard, while I guess the locals still

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 1>call him that, he seems to suggest that's gonna get

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:12.319
<v Speaker 1>phased out and they're just gonna start calling them arctic

0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:15.400
<v Speaker 1>char because that's what they are. So the average char

0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 1>in Maine, um it's it's gonna measure a foot or

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 1>less and the state record is only So these are

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:24.080
<v Speaker 1>not the giants you see uber rich people mean mumming

0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:28.879
<v Speaker 1>with in Greenland. These are like the everyman's accessible char

0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 1>you know. Um Anyway, so these these main char there

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:35.560
<v Speaker 1>the southernmost native population in the world, and you'd think

0:43:35.640 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 1>that would mean that they'd be treated with care. But

0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 1>this story, uh, sadly is really focused on how little

0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Maine is doing to protect these fish. UM. Now, Mallard

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:49.400
<v Speaker 1>great writer, he takes a deep dive into the specifics,

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:51.399
<v Speaker 1>but I'm just gonna run through the cliff notes version

0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 1>here just that sort of hit some bullet points. So

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:56.600
<v Speaker 1>we all understand. There used to be nineteen bodies of

0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 1>what are in the state that supported these char There

0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>are now twelve, um, all of which are ponds, many

0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:05.680
<v Speaker 1>interconnected by running water. Eleven of those waters still have

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 1>a daily harvest limit between one and five fish, and

0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:13.120
<v Speaker 1>then Mallard rights length limits are often inadequate, as one

0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:16.160
<v Speaker 1>water has an eighteen inch limit, ten have slot limits

0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:19.080
<v Speaker 1>of ten to twelve inches, with one fish over slot allowed,

0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:23.080
<v Speaker 1>and six waters have a six inch limit, the lowest

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:27.359
<v Speaker 1>length limit allowed for salmonids under main law. And that

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:29.560
<v Speaker 1>one struck me right, I'm curious, see what you think

0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:32.640
<v Speaker 1>because you're you're a Brookie guy. Because in my opinion

0:44:32.800 --> 0:44:34.120
<v Speaker 1>or the way I see it, unless you're in a

0:44:34.200 --> 0:44:36.839
<v Speaker 1>survival situation or you're camping and the only way you're

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:40.800
<v Speaker 1>eating tonight is to take what you can get. Who's

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:44.000
<v Speaker 1>keeping a six inch t? Like, no matter how you

0:44:44.040 --> 0:44:47.000
<v Speaker 1>cook that fish, the little brookies or whatever, isn't that

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:50.080
<v Speaker 1>shriveling up to nothing? And I'm not judging? Like is

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:51.919
<v Speaker 1>that a thing? Like? Do you do you like catch

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 1>those little guys and eat them. I've heard people say

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:56.000
<v Speaker 1>it's the best trout your lever eat is a tiny

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:58.920
<v Speaker 1>little brookie? Is that true? I've never had one, you know.

0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:03.239
<v Speaker 1>I I wouldn't mess with a six inch brookie. I'd say,

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:06.239
<v Speaker 1>my my, I'd take I'd take a seven and a half, though,

0:45:06.280 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 1>in a heart I would betman. Man, my favorite meal ever, dude,

0:45:12.400 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 1>is like, you know, picking some morrel's on a stream bank,

0:45:16.680 --> 0:45:19.160
<v Speaker 1>catching a couple of brookie and working that up man,

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:21.759
<v Speaker 1>bonus points if you can find some ramps. You know,

0:45:21.840 --> 0:45:25.000
<v Speaker 1>that's like a northeast kind of thing. Uh, you know,

0:45:25.040 --> 0:45:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I I could see it, maybe not six inches, but

0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:31.799
<v Speaker 1>particularly if you're slot limit's like what one? Right? Yeah?

0:45:31.840 --> 0:45:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, what are you gonna do with that?

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:37.359
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? That's like a fish stick. But

0:45:38.480 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 1>all those things you just mentioned, though Morrel's followed by trout,

0:45:41.560 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 1>followed by ramps. Good for you. I'm happy to find

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 1>time to do one of those, and then I have

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:48.120
<v Speaker 1>to go home and do something with my kids. So

0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:50.239
<v Speaker 1>if you can hit all those in one shot, God

0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:55.000
<v Speaker 1>bless stay gold Cony boy. Anyway, Mallard adds at least

0:45:55.040 --> 0:45:58.560
<v Speaker 1>ten Arctic char waters allow the use of bait, which

0:45:58.640 --> 0:46:01.719
<v Speaker 1>by most estimates, almost with a thirty to thirty five

0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:05.440
<v Speaker 1>percent incidental mortality rate. He says there have also been

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 1>instances where the state accidentally stocked invasive, non native landlocked

0:46:10.040 --> 0:46:13.759
<v Speaker 1>salmon over native Arctic char. Other ponds have been infested

0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 1>with non native smell, which the state stocks to feed

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:20.520
<v Speaker 1>the non native salmon, right, I mean, come on, so

0:46:20.640 --> 0:46:23.840
<v Speaker 1>it main also stocks non native lake trout, and according

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:26.200
<v Speaker 1>to Mallard's research, there have been reports over the years

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:29.240
<v Speaker 1>of anglers catching char and waters the state claims doesn't

0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:32.120
<v Speaker 1>have them, and when one's caught, they'll say, wow, that's

0:46:32.160 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 1>just a random one that went over the damn from

0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:38.719
<v Speaker 1>this pond that does have them. So here's the thing.

0:46:38.760 --> 0:46:41.239
<v Speaker 1>I grabbed the story because, frankly, if you break this

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:44.320
<v Speaker 1>all down it. To me, it speaks to the hypocrisy

0:46:44.480 --> 0:46:46.759
<v Speaker 1>that you see in fishing all the time. And the

0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 1>bottom line is that money drives everything, including what swims

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:54.360
<v Speaker 1>where you live. Right, So to relate it to snakeheads,

0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:58.240
<v Speaker 1>because it's just easy. Alone snake pops up in New Yorker, Massachusetts,

0:46:58.239 --> 0:47:01.040
<v Speaker 1>everyone flips ship right there, suddenly worried about their bass

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:04.399
<v Speaker 1>and crop eas, which aren't native either. Rest assured some

0:47:04.560 --> 0:47:07.560
<v Speaker 1>native darter or sucker or whatever took a hit or

0:47:07.600 --> 0:47:10.080
<v Speaker 1>went away at some point in history because bass or

0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:13.759
<v Speaker 1>walleyes or whatever, we're stocked there. Yet here is a

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:18.640
<v Speaker 1>known remaining population of rare native fish, and nobody's freaking

0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:21.680
<v Speaker 1>out about it. Why is that? What? Do I truly

0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:25.240
<v Speaker 1>believe lake trout and landlocked salmon, cell tackle and licenses

0:47:25.320 --> 0:47:29.280
<v Speaker 1>mains char do not. It's as simple as that. Um.

0:47:29.320 --> 0:47:31.799
<v Speaker 1>In fact, not long ago, I covered another story from

0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Bob Mallard and he said, you know, Main's governor is

0:47:35.600 --> 0:47:39.279
<v Speaker 1>putting millions into state hatcheries. Why not put millions into

0:47:39.280 --> 0:47:42.479
<v Speaker 1>your native chars, study them, protect them, because that doesn't

0:47:42.520 --> 0:47:44.880
<v Speaker 1>make anyone any money. You know, if snakehead anglers suddenly

0:47:44.920 --> 0:47:48.320
<v Speaker 1>bought more tackle than bass anglers the snakehead tour suddenly

0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:50.919
<v Speaker 1>got bigger than the bass tour, they'd be okay, um,

0:47:50.960 --> 0:47:52.520
<v Speaker 1>So it all it all comes back to money, man,

0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:55.440
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Yeah, And then there are

0:47:55.600 --> 0:48:01.160
<v Speaker 1>so many fisheries where angler interest is both a a

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:05.239
<v Speaker 1>gift and a curse, and I think that, uh, a

0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:08.359
<v Speaker 1>lot of times they see the cash opportunity and they

0:48:08.480 --> 0:48:13.000
<v Speaker 1>end up sort of mismanaging a fishery sure because they

0:48:13.000 --> 0:48:15.680
<v Speaker 1>think that, well, if we're getting all this money into fishing,

0:48:15.719 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 1>then then it must be a good But the reality

0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:22.640
<v Speaker 1>is a lot of times a misallocation of that money

0:48:22.680 --> 0:48:28.879
<v Speaker 1>towards maybe a more attractive recreational opportunity really just kind

0:48:28.880 --> 0:48:32.240
<v Speaker 1>of the native fish. Well, what what gets me about

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:35.160
<v Speaker 1>this story, right, is that you know, you see similar

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:37.800
<v Speaker 1>things with a lot of the smaller cutthroat species and

0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:40.680
<v Speaker 1>the desert and things like that, but if you look

0:48:40.719 --> 0:48:43.520
<v Speaker 1>at where they are, it's not a high population density area.

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:45.879
<v Speaker 1>So it's almost easier to look the other way because

0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:48.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like you're saving a trout that nobody can touch,

0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:50.720
<v Speaker 1>or very few people are going to get to where

0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 1>they are to do that. Then you have this here

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:55.400
<v Speaker 1>in Maine. It's like this is really accessible ship, Like

0:48:55.440 --> 0:48:57.560
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of people that fish there, which would

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:59.919
<v Speaker 1>seem like it would be more impetus to pay atten

0:49:00.160 --> 0:49:03.319
<v Speaker 1>into this than even some of the lesser species out there.

0:49:03.680 --> 0:49:06.239
<v Speaker 1>It's just like how you said many they're dropping a

0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:09.200
<v Speaker 1>bunch of stockers basically in there, and dropping a bunch

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:11.319
<v Speaker 1>of feed for the stockers in there, and it's like,

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:14.920
<v Speaker 1>all right, well you got a new recreational fish or

0:49:14.960 --> 0:49:19.040
<v Speaker 1>you're you're continuing an artificial recreational fishery, but like at

0:49:19.120 --> 0:49:24.080
<v Speaker 1>what cost to like the natural integrity of what's supposed

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:27.040
<v Speaker 1>to be there. Well, and that's and that's the problem

0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:28.799
<v Speaker 1>all over is And that's also a question you and

0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I are not going to answer right now. Um, maybe

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Phili surprise us and he'll answer it. Instead of declaring

0:49:34.600 --> 0:49:38.360
<v Speaker 1>a victor today, he will have all the answers to that. Um,

0:49:38.400 --> 0:49:40.760
<v Speaker 1>it's got to say, did you did a great job today?

0:49:40.920 --> 0:49:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I think this is gonna be fun. I want everybody

0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:46.319
<v Speaker 1>to find Hayden on the Instagram and give him a

0:49:46.320 --> 0:49:48.239
<v Speaker 1>shout out. This was a big deal and this was

0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:49.719
<v Speaker 1>this was very fun to do. You were going to

0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:53.640
<v Speaker 1>hear from him week over week here in news um, so,

0:49:53.680 --> 0:49:56.000
<v Speaker 1>now now you get to be judged by Phil. It's Phil.

0:49:56.080 --> 0:49:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Phil technically your boss. He's not your boss, is he? Yeah?

0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:00.319
<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling I'm not learning this and Joe,

0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:04.960
<v Speaker 1>we will see how you fare and then guess what

0:50:05.280 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 1>how about this ship? As soon as we're done hearing

0:50:08.200 --> 0:50:11.920
<v Speaker 1>from Phil, Phil is going to do a freaking finn clips.

0:50:12.360 --> 0:50:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Phil is going to teach you something about a species

0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:23.120
<v Speaker 1>you did not know. I cannot wait, partially because I'm

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 1>just trying to be nice to the new guy, but

0:50:24.719 --> 0:50:26.640
<v Speaker 1>also because it's hard to beat a bomb at a

0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.480
<v Speaker 1>fishing access site on the Jefferson Hayden. You're the winner.

0:50:32.680 --> 0:50:34.960
<v Speaker 1>M I wonder who could have left the bomb there?

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Do we know if anyone who enjoys fishing like a

0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:42.279
<v Speaker 1>known fishing personality who disappeared from somewhere that they've been seen,

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:47.239
<v Speaker 1>often without much notice, and fled to a foreign country. No,

0:50:48.320 --> 0:50:59.960
<v Speaker 1>you don't think. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration,

0:51:00.400 --> 0:51:04.719
<v Speaker 1>over eighty percent of the Earth's oceans are unexplored and unmapped.

0:51:05.480 --> 0:51:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Now I don't know about you, but I find that

0:51:07.440 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 1>both incredibly thrilling and terrifying. It's one thing to look

0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:14.160
<v Speaker 1>up past the Milky Way into the vast infinity of

0:51:14.200 --> 0:51:16.840
<v Speaker 1>space during the first semester at your state university and

0:51:16.880 --> 0:51:20.120
<v Speaker 1>wonder where did we all come from? Man, we'll never

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:23.040
<v Speaker 1>know what's out there. But the next time you're on

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:25.600
<v Speaker 1>a transoceanic flight, you can look down out of the

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 1>window into the sea and think practically the same thing.

0:51:29.600 --> 0:51:32.399
<v Speaker 1>The first written records of the massive cephalopod we've come

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:34.799
<v Speaker 1>to call the giant squid go back as far as

0:51:34.800 --> 0:51:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Aristotle and Pliny the Elder. They described the calamari with

0:51:38.960 --> 0:51:42.480
<v Speaker 1>a head as big as a cask. Throughout the nineteenth century,

0:51:42.800 --> 0:51:45.279
<v Speaker 1>strandings as they referred to where the carcass of a

0:51:45.280 --> 0:51:48.280
<v Speaker 1>giant squid would wash ashore started to become more common.

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:50.719
<v Speaker 1>We would come to realize that there is so much

0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:54.239
<v Speaker 1>more beneath the surface than we could ever know. The

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:57.320
<v Speaker 1>first photographs of the giant squid and its natural habitat

0:51:57.520 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't exist until two thousand four. Yeah, fewer than twenty

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 1>years ago, and there was no video record until two

0:52:04.640 --> 0:52:07.680
<v Speaker 1>thousand six. We think they can grow up to thirteen

0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:10.960
<v Speaker 1>meters long, but we're not sure. We think the average

0:52:10.960 --> 0:52:13.720
<v Speaker 1>lifespan is about five years, but that's just a guess.

0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:16.960
<v Speaker 1>We think they generally dwell between three hundred and a

0:52:17.000 --> 0:52:19.720
<v Speaker 1>thousand meters below the ocean, but only because we study

0:52:19.760 --> 0:52:23.400
<v Speaker 1>the feeding patterns of their predators. Regular listeners of this

0:52:23.480 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 1>here show will be familiar with a segment titled Freaking Philistines.

0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:29.239
<v Speaker 1>The intro audio from that segment is pulled from a

0:52:29.280 --> 0:52:32.279
<v Speaker 1>two thousand five movie directed by Noah Bomboch titled The

0:52:32.320 --> 0:52:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Squid in the Whale, the title referring to the diorama

0:52:35.360 --> 0:52:37.319
<v Speaker 1>at the Museum of Natural History in New York that

0:52:37.360 --> 0:52:39.799
<v Speaker 1>depicts a sperm whale locked in deadly battle with a

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:43.080
<v Speaker 1>giant squid. The scene terrified one of the characters in

0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:45.160
<v Speaker 1>the movie when he was a child, so he projects

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.879
<v Speaker 1>all the anxiety and anger he carries for his dad

0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:50.640
<v Speaker 1>onto the squid in the whale and blah blah, blah blah,

0:52:50.640 --> 0:52:53.239
<v Speaker 1>it's a bunch of pretentious indie movie bullshit. What do

0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:56.080
<v Speaker 1>you think this is an episode of Freaking Philistines. That

0:52:56.160 --> 0:52:58.160
<v Speaker 1>being said, it's on Netflix and you should check it out.

0:52:59.080 --> 0:53:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you've heard that old horror movie one oh

0:53:01.200 --> 0:53:04.480
<v Speaker 1>one trick. The monster is scarier. If you don't see it,

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:07.520
<v Speaker 1>it can be whatever you want it to be. Thirteen

0:53:07.600 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 1>meter long tentacled beasts living five below the sea that

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:13.960
<v Speaker 1>we had almost no photographic evidence of until two thousand

0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:17.440
<v Speaker 1>four fits this bill pretty well, don't you think so

0:53:17.560 --> 0:53:19.919
<v Speaker 1>much so that if you saw something like this one

0:53:20.000 --> 0:53:23.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand years ago, you might be inclined to make of

0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:26.759
<v Speaker 1>it whatever you wanted to. Several years ago, at a

0:53:26.800 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 1>family reunion that I would have jumped into moving traffic

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:31.200
<v Speaker 1>to get out of attending, I saw a man standing

0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:33.280
<v Speaker 1>by the beer coolers whom I had not met before.

0:53:33.760 --> 0:53:35.839
<v Speaker 1>His long black hair was sticking to his forehead, and

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:38.399
<v Speaker 1>his beard was almost more gray than black. His eyes

0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:41.480
<v Speaker 1>looked somewhat glazed over, but he looked friendly looking back.

0:53:41.480 --> 0:53:43.080
<v Speaker 1>It might have been his fourth I p a giving

0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:45.040
<v Speaker 1>him that welcoming look, but I was keeping up with

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:49.800
<v Speaker 1>his pace, and I approached Phil Taylor. He said, oh hey,

0:53:49.840 --> 0:53:52.719
<v Speaker 1>I replied, very much, taken aback, I'm sorry? What was

0:53:52.760 --> 0:53:56.000
<v Speaker 1>your name again? It's fine, kid, he said, we haven't met,

0:53:56.040 --> 0:53:58.080
<v Speaker 1>so don't worry. You don't have to pretend to know me.

0:53:58.760 --> 0:54:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I like this guy already. How do you know who

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:03.919
<v Speaker 1>I am? Well, it says Phil tya on your name tag,

0:54:03.920 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 1>and there are a whole lot of tailors here. Just

0:54:05.800 --> 0:54:09.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of put two and two together, I laughed, getting

0:54:09.080 --> 0:54:12.719
<v Speaker 1>uncomfortable again. What do you do You ever been to

0:54:12.800 --> 0:54:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Storm's End, he said, finally looking up. I stuttered, can't

0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:20.200
<v Speaker 1>say I have, And to be honest, I had no

0:54:20.280 --> 0:54:25.320
<v Speaker 1>idea where Storm's End was. Main somewhere in Canada, he continued.

0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:29.200
<v Speaker 1>We had seven ships all crewed up. The terry On

0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:30.719
<v Speaker 1>had sent us there to raid and mop up. It

0:54:30.840 --> 0:54:32.640
<v Speaker 1>was left on the docks from a recent shipment the

0:54:32.640 --> 0:54:35.319
<v Speaker 1>Barathians had brought in from Mere Simple done at a

0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:38.160
<v Speaker 1>thousand times before. Half their fleet was up north doing

0:54:38.200 --> 0:54:40.200
<v Speaker 1>god knows what past kings landing, and it was ours

0:54:40.239 --> 0:54:43.359
<v Speaker 1>for the taking. We took three days out and we're

0:54:43.360 --> 0:54:45.480
<v Speaker 1>heading round south. I was the only man on that

0:54:45.520 --> 0:54:47.800
<v Speaker 1>ship not drunk that night, and if you can believe it,

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I felt like it had been dark for days. The

0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:52.640
<v Speaker 1>sun had to be coming soon. That's when we heard it,

0:54:52.960 --> 0:54:55.160
<v Speaker 1>a roar from beneath the waves, so deep and loud

0:54:55.200 --> 0:54:57.200
<v Speaker 1>it rattled the nails in the frame of the ship.

0:54:57.719 --> 0:55:00.200
<v Speaker 1>Then drinking songs went silent. The men in their salt

0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:02.760
<v Speaker 1>wives all came above deck. After a minute of silence,

0:55:02.800 --> 0:55:04.959
<v Speaker 1>the fear in our faces began to fade, and spar

0:55:05.080 --> 0:55:07.399
<v Speaker 1>pushed out the loudest far any of us had ever heard.

0:55:08.000 --> 0:55:11.680
<v Speaker 1>So that's what that sound was, Far wind yelled, everyone laughed.

0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:15.040
<v Speaker 1>They all laughed. The next thing I saw was spars

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:17.680
<v Speaker 1>body being thrown so hard against the deck it's split

0:55:17.760 --> 0:55:21.279
<v Speaker 1>into It was chaos. The ship rocks so fiercely I

0:55:21.320 --> 0:55:23.520
<v Speaker 1>was nearly thrown overboard until I grabbed a rope so

0:55:23.560 --> 0:55:25.959
<v Speaker 1>that my skin was torn from my palms. I pulled

0:55:26.000 --> 0:55:28.319
<v Speaker 1>myself back onto the deck and looked over into the sea.

0:55:28.840 --> 0:55:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Its arms burst out of the water from every direction,

0:55:31.120 --> 0:55:33.399
<v Speaker 1>like sides through wheat, and cut through the ship just

0:55:33.440 --> 0:55:36.200
<v Speaker 1>the same. Those who saw as I did cease their laughing,

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:38.279
<v Speaker 1>but had no time to scream, for the arms had

0:55:38.280 --> 0:55:41.239
<v Speaker 1>already pulled them under. I thought about running below deck,

0:55:41.280 --> 0:55:44.279
<v Speaker 1>but knew it was likely underwater already. Instead, I ran

0:55:44.320 --> 0:55:47.160
<v Speaker 1>to the bow, jumping over body parts and splintered wood,

0:55:47.200 --> 0:55:49.200
<v Speaker 1>as the tentacles are making quick work of the middle

0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:52.040
<v Speaker 1>of the ship, rising fifty into the air and crashing

0:55:52.040 --> 0:55:55.040
<v Speaker 1>into the deck, smashing everything that came between. It was

0:55:55.080 --> 0:55:57.680
<v Speaker 1>then that two more arms emerged from the water, twice

0:55:57.719 --> 0:55:59.719
<v Speaker 1>as long as any before, from both sides of what

0:56:00.080 --> 0:56:02.480
<v Speaker 1>end of the ship. They did not fall, but slowly

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:06.080
<v Speaker 1>embraced the old boat and squeezed, squeezed until the boat

0:56:06.120 --> 0:56:07.920
<v Speaker 1>split into and I was thrown from the bow as

0:56:07.920 --> 0:56:10.239
<v Speaker 1>if it were a tribute. The wind was knocked out

0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:12.160
<v Speaker 1>of me. As I landed in the water, I flailed

0:56:12.239 --> 0:56:14.640
<v Speaker 1>until I saw what remained if a mass twenty behind me,

0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:17.439
<v Speaker 1>and I swam to it, held on and passed out.

0:56:18.000 --> 0:56:20.479
<v Speaker 1>When I awoke, the sun was up. I screamed before

0:56:20.520 --> 0:56:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I was even awake, as if the monster were still attacking.

0:56:23.239 --> 0:56:25.759
<v Speaker 1>There was no echo and no response. I floated on

0:56:25.840 --> 0:56:27.320
<v Speaker 1>that mass for the remains of the day. When a

0:56:27.400 --> 0:56:30.800
<v Speaker 1>merchant ship passed just before sundown. The crew pulled me aboard,

0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:32.600
<v Speaker 1>and that's when I noticed my right foot was so

0:56:32.719 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 1>purple and mangled I would not walk with it again.

0:56:35.560 --> 0:56:37.400
<v Speaker 1>They brought me to Old Town, where the masters were

0:56:37.440 --> 0:56:40.160
<v Speaker 1>able to remove it, sparing my leg. In my life.

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:44.920
<v Speaker 1>And now I need another beer. The bearded man leaned

0:56:44.920 --> 0:56:47.280
<v Speaker 1>down to the cooler, pulled out another can, and turned

0:56:47.280 --> 0:56:49.560
<v Speaker 1>to face the sound, now turning bright orange with the

0:56:49.600 --> 0:56:52.160
<v Speaker 1>setting of the sun. As soon as I came to

0:56:52.200 --> 0:56:54.120
<v Speaker 1>my senses. I two turned and looked at the rest

0:56:54.160 --> 0:56:58.560
<v Speaker 1>of my extended family. What the am I the only

0:56:58.600 --> 0:57:01.279
<v Speaker 1>one who heard this ship? My brain was scrambling to

0:57:01.280 --> 0:57:03.200
<v Speaker 1>think of a follow up question when I realized I

0:57:03.239 --> 0:57:05.600
<v Speaker 1>never asked the man his name. When I turned back

0:57:05.640 --> 0:57:09.920
<v Speaker 1>to do so, he was gone. We will the unknown

0:57:10.000 --> 0:57:13.720
<v Speaker 1>into being, and if it spreads far enough, it becomes iconic,

0:57:14.320 --> 0:57:17.000
<v Speaker 1>a canvas for anyone and everyone to paint with their

0:57:17.000 --> 0:57:22.080
<v Speaker 1>own conceptions of reality, their hopes, their fears. Before the

0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:24.479
<v Speaker 1>bearded man reached down for his last beer, he told

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<v Speaker 1>me a lion maybe fierce enough on land, but at

0:57:28.240 --> 0:57:33.280
<v Speaker 1>sea the Kraken rules supreme. Or maybe I just read

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<v Speaker 1>that in a book somewhere. Wow. Yeah, So I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure what I really learned about the new species there,

0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:47.320
<v Speaker 1>but I'm suddenly now in the mood to watch either

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<v Speaker 1>cabin Boy or Highlander. I just can't decide that was

0:57:51.120 --> 0:57:53.280
<v Speaker 1>a very fill tailor finclips if I ever heard one

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<v Speaker 1>well done, but there was, I'm gonna guess because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't watch there's some Game of Thrones references in there,

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<v Speaker 1>right right? Oh yeah, um, yeah, yeah, you you're calling

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<v Speaker 1>it a very finn tailor, Finnlips. I think I think

0:58:07.200 --> 0:58:10.000
<v Speaker 1>you mean that more is a compliment than an insult.

0:58:10.160 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd say it's probably like a sixty forty split there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take the compliment though. Thanks you. You also just

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<v Speaker 1>called yourself Finn Taylor, which do not cut that out,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's just what I'm going to refer to you

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<v Speaker 1>as now from now on. Anyway, So why I think

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<v Speaker 1>nobody is allowed to fish it storms in until they

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<v Speaker 1>lift their COVID restrictions. I do think we can go

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<v Speaker 1>to Mexico pretty sure. We've already been there once in

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<v Speaker 1>this show today, so why not end there too. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna close it out with an end of the line

0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:38.520
<v Speaker 1>with a lesson about bass lors. I picked up just

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<v Speaker 1>a hairy east of Mositlan and have carried with me

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<v Speaker 1>to Larry Ponds across the US. Well, that's not loud enough.

0:58:52.360 --> 0:58:54.800
<v Speaker 1>This is going to be a roundabout way of getting

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<v Speaker 1>to a very simple end of the line suggestion. But

0:58:58.120 --> 0:59:01.520
<v Speaker 1>this story has always reson aided with me. I never

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<v Speaker 1>forgot it, and it perfectly sums up my thoughts on

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<v Speaker 1>many things in fishing. It also happened on the same

0:59:08.680 --> 0:59:11.400
<v Speaker 1>aforementioned trip where I ended up kind of held at

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<v Speaker 1>gunpoint in the Mexican airport. Back in two thousand nine,

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<v Speaker 1>I got invited to fish the famed Lake El Salto

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<v Speaker 1>in the Mexican state of Sinaloa. Now I've mentioned that

0:59:22.320 --> 0:59:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not much of a large mouth guy, but a

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<v Speaker 1>chance to fish El Salto, which at the time had

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<v Speaker 1>a reputation as one of the world's leading giant fish factories,

0:59:31.560 --> 0:59:34.480
<v Speaker 1>wasn't something I was going to pass up. This is

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<v Speaker 1>where you went looking to score a double digit bass

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<v Speaker 1>without working too hard, and I was a guest of

0:59:39.680 --> 0:59:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Pure Fishing. Now Pure Fishing owned Abu, Garcia, and Berkeley,

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<v Speaker 1>just to name a few brands under their umbrella, but

0:59:46.880 --> 0:59:52.440
<v Speaker 1>they had just recently acquired Sabelle Patrick Sabille, who started

0:59:52.480 --> 0:59:56.400
<v Speaker 1>his namesake Lure Company, was a lure making revolutionary. He

0:59:56.440 --> 1:00:00.960
<v Speaker 1>created several truly genius baits like the Magic Swimmer, the

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<v Speaker 1>Stick Shad, and the Vibrato. But Sabiel was also one

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<v Speaker 1>of those types that insisted every classic lure you knew

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<v Speaker 1>in love could be improved upon. He kind of fixed

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<v Speaker 1>some things that weren't really broken, many of which didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hang around nearly as long as the Magic swimmer, stick,

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<v Speaker 1>shad and vibrato. Sabelle himself was not on this trip

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<v Speaker 1>to Mexico, but all the hardbeats supplied for us to

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<v Speaker 1>use on this trip happened to be Sabielle lures. At

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<v Speaker 1>the time, a very good friend of mine was working

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<v Speaker 1>for Pure Fishing, an older, wiser fella and a real

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<v Speaker 1>Southern gentleman. Sabiel lures were so new to the company

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<v Speaker 1>that my old buddy hadn't fished with many, or perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>any at all, before coming on this trip to Al Salto.

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<v Speaker 1>On our second day, we ended up on a boat

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<v Speaker 1>together and our guide took us to a flooded stump field.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the guides there speak little English, but they

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<v Speaker 1>can get the necessities across spinner baits. Signor was all

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<v Speaker 1>he had to say. So he dug into our courtesy

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<v Speaker 1>bags phill of Sabia lures and found Sabielle pro chads

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<v Speaker 1>bitter baits. I mean, they looked like spinner baits, but

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<v Speaker 1>the devil was in the details. Instead of a normal blade,

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<v Speaker 1>they had some funky, odd fish shaped blade. It actually

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<v Speaker 1>looked like the side profile of a crank bait on

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<v Speaker 1>the same post as the blade. There was this little

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<v Speaker 1>tassel made from rubber legs. The arm was also chocked

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<v Speaker 1>full of weird angles, and the hook was deeply scooped

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<v Speaker 1>and curved, more like a circle hook. But it's all

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<v Speaker 1>we had. And hey, I'm here with the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>works for Sabiel, so all good. I noticed right away

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<v Speaker 1>that the blades weren't turning consistently, and my buddy, he

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<v Speaker 1>was noticing this too. He was also noticing how that

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<v Speaker 1>little tassel sometimes got in the way of the blade.

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<v Speaker 1>We were both noticing that the Lord had a tendency

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<v Speaker 1>to come in on its side now and again. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I just sort of slow rolled with the punches and

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<v Speaker 1>kept my mouth shut, but I could tell by his

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<v Speaker 1>silence my man was getting frustrated. Then he gets bit

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<v Speaker 1>and the fish doesn't connect. Silence, He gets thumped again,

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<v Speaker 1>no connection, silence. After about the fifth time, this man,

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<v Speaker 1>who had never once heard raise his voice, take the

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<v Speaker 1>Lord's name in vain or drop an F bomb, screamed,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what I wouldn't give for a three

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<v Speaker 1>dollar war eagle spinner bait right now? That night, after dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>he pulled me aside, kind of in the shadows, away

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<v Speaker 1>from the rest of the other writers and guests and

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<v Speaker 1>people from his company and their sabill hats and shirts,

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<v Speaker 1>and like a drug deal going down, he looked around

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<v Speaker 1>and slipped one Plaine White and one sharp Truce War

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<v Speaker 1>Eagle spinner bait in my hand. All he said was

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<v Speaker 1>make sure they don't end up in any photos. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm about some Sabee Magic swimmer swim baits. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>they're so cool I might do an end of the

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<v Speaker 1>line just on them. They've produced stripers and mahi and

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<v Speaker 1>small mouths when nothing else got touched. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>then and am now a believer that cheap, generic plane

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<v Speaker 1>Jane spinner bates have stood the test of time for

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<v Speaker 1>a reason. It's never been broke, so we don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to fix it. And I still gravitate to the ones

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<v Speaker 1>hanging on the pegs naked without the clamshell packaging in

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<v Speaker 1>Walmart and bass Pro. And no, I do not need

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<v Speaker 1>tungsten blades. So that's it for this week. Remember, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>in Mexico will ever steer your fly fishing gear because

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<v Speaker 1>they don't believe it's effective for catching fish. Canadian people

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<v Speaker 1>need to figure out that I is a vow and

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<v Speaker 1>it does, in fact make a sound. You're gonna lose

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<v Speaker 1>all your spinner baits anyway, So by the cheap ones.

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<v Speaker 1>And if anyone has a spot to fill on that

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<v Speaker 1>crack and charter you book with your drunk uncles. Phil's

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<v Speaker 1>got two hundred bucks and a vintage e glue cooler

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<v Speaker 1>and he is ready to go. Yeah, And also send

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<v Speaker 1>your voice memos for nibbles and SIPs in Yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be fun to edit. Um. Also keep those sabbing items,

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<v Speaker 1>bar nominations, awkward photos, news clips, and whatever the hell

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<v Speaker 1>else you want us to consider for use on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming to Bent at the meat Eater dot com. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you post any foods on a stick, tag them

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<v Speaker 1>Degenerate Angler or Bent Podcast Joe who told me to

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<v Speaker 1>say that, yes, because we love foods on a stick.

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<v Speaker 1>I also love and appreciate Mr Phil Taylor for being

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<v Speaker 1>my first guest co host. Should I have him do

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<v Speaker 1>it again, let me know big thanks again to Hayden

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<v Speaker 1>Samak for jumping aboard the news train. He'll be back

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<v Speaker 1>next week and until then, remember keep your freedom loops

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<v Speaker 1>tight and your wallet in your front pocket.