Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma was sitting bad fire. My
Speaker 1: grandma to your grandma, I'm gonna sit fire. It's talking
Speaker 1: about hind I go jagomo ja. Oh my gosh, can
Speaker 1: you believe it? It's time, It's time. It's time to grow. Um,
Speaker 1: you're here. Let me just I want to just take
Speaker 1: a quick second to take stock, taking inventory of all
Speaker 1: the catchphrases that have really truly organically sprung up on
Speaker 1: Lost culture. Ristas I was thinking about this, the other
Speaker 1: wiw um we've got you can't even get your life?
Speaker 1: Of course I don't think so, honey. Um, all the
Speaker 1: dud day ticks and tacks and look there are more comming, honey,
Speaker 1: did we just create another one? It's time to grow. Well,
Speaker 1: that's one between you that you and I have had
Speaker 1: for quite some time, for many years. You guys are
Speaker 1: take getting a true glimpse into our friendship. And you
Speaker 1: know what, today on this episode, you're going to get
Speaker 1: an even closer glimpse into a large relationship, which is
Speaker 1: the relationship that Bowen and I have with our guests.
Speaker 1: To guest, let's list the credit, honey, because you know
Speaker 1: they're important. She is the star and writer of her
Speaker 1: solo show, Diane Tranquilla presents Not Dry Yet Yes at
Speaker 1: the UCB Theater you can see it running. And she
Speaker 1: also is on the USB Man team the Classic Classic
Speaker 1: Comedy Provided Classic and she was also a former cast
Speaker 1: member in Characters Welcoming UCB. She teaches at UCB. Take
Speaker 1: her class. Take her class characters with Chrissy Shackle first
Speaker 1: and she herself as a character and you'll be curing
Speaker 1: that today. Thank you so much, Chrissy. This is a
Speaker 1: huge historic culture est this moment because your name has
Speaker 1: been dropped at least one never maybe besides Henry and Sudi,
Speaker 1: the most referenced person, I would say, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I am a mythical creature in this world, happy to
Speaker 1: be coming out of the forest. I'm so happy to
Speaker 1: expose this is gotcha journalism from your I want to
Speaker 1: be treated with the same amount of love and respect
Speaker 1: that you treated your boyfriend on the last episode. I
Speaker 1: will probably even more. I'll probably even treat you better
Speaker 1: because I was trying to be very like keep a professional,
Speaker 1: which and then I wept. Yeah, I was about to
Speaker 1: say like it didn't feel that way when that whole
Speaker 1: long like three minutes or to Henry about how wonderful
Speaker 1: is and he truly is. He deserves every word he
Speaker 1: said about him. But I will not be shaded from
Speaker 1: my love. I was going to say during that episode,
Speaker 1: and this is just the last episode. I feel like
Speaker 1: there wasn't enough of a reference to your relationship. We
Speaker 1: got here and I was like, I was like, Bom,
Speaker 1: we gotta keep professional. We're not going to talk about
Speaker 1: me and Henry's relation. And then he was like, what
Speaker 1: almost like we must talk about it, we have to
Speaker 1: Why compartmentalize? I guess you're right, we're so transparent on
Speaker 1: the show. Why stop exactly? Why stop at the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Why why drop the veil? Now? You know, you guys
Speaker 1: are very transparent on this show. And one of my
Speaker 1: favorite things, and I've told you both separately, is how
Speaker 1: you're always coming back from a hiatus. And I feel
Speaker 1: like offended that I am not on an episode we're
Speaker 1: coming back from hiatus. I wanted to talk about it
Speaker 1: for an hour. I want to talk about your Christie
Speaker 1: did say that whenever she came on she wanted the
Speaker 1: first about minutes to all be about the hiatus. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: what have you guys been doing, Who's been to China,
Speaker 1: who had a hard time with an apartment? Who's going
Speaker 1: to Orlando soon? Just went to Christie, you just hit
Speaker 1: such a nerve. I'm going to Orlandish at the end
Speaker 1: of January. I'm doing four days at Disney and only
Speaker 1: one day at Universal, but I am going to carry
Speaker 1: pot or work. That is how you do it, though,
Speaker 1: And have you been before? I went when I was four,
Speaker 1: so I don't remember my first time yet. Not to
Speaker 1: bring Disney into this, but it is a whole new
Speaker 1: world that it was horrible. I'm shaming. Wait, I'm so
Speaker 1: excited for you. And can I also tell you, I
Speaker 1: like planned Nicole Silverberg's whole trip to Orlando, and then
Speaker 1: she just told me she had to cancel it because
Speaker 1: Branson got He's going to um slam Dance the film
Speaker 1: festival film which is amazing, which is amazing. I'm so
Speaker 1: excited for them, but also, god damn it, what a
Speaker 1: shame I have to say, knowing nothing about anything you
Speaker 1: just said. Just hearing that slam Dance is the name
Speaker 1: of festival sounds like a middle school film. It's very prestigious.
Speaker 1: Festival is called slam Dance. Slam dance sounds like what
Speaker 1: you call us like a spring formal. Who's going to
Speaker 1: the slam? But it's like the alt dance. It's like
Speaker 1: half of the gym is like a basketball court for
Speaker 1: the for the boys who don't want to dance, and
Speaker 1: half the gym is like a dance floor. Yes, now, Christie,
Speaker 1: who are you going to Orlando? Tell important? I'm going
Speaker 1: with my sister and her husband and their kids and
Speaker 1: my mom. That's a good cross section because how old
Speaker 1: how young are the kids? Uh? Well she has five,
Speaker 1: so they four, six, eight, ten and twelve. Wow, she
Speaker 1: just she really pays pulse to those out two years.
Speaker 1: That's insane. It is insane because me and my siblings
Speaker 1: are very far apart in age. Me and my sister
Speaker 1: ten years apart, and my brother and I are five
Speaker 1: years apart. So technically we're all five apart in age.
Speaker 1: So that will be very fun. So you will get
Speaker 1: you'll be gagged because all the age groups are representative.
Speaker 1: I will see it through a child's eyes and you'll
Speaker 1: get to do everything. Well, here's the thing, that's a
Speaker 1: lot of kids to be going around universal. Within one day,
Speaker 1: we split. I believe they split because they do this
Speaker 1: trip every year, so they'll be like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: take the older kids do this one adult because now
Speaker 1: there's four adults for five kids, which the littles are
Speaker 1: going to go do the teacups. Why the olders do
Speaker 1: this thing? And a lot of them are like old
Speaker 1: pros except for the two years the four year old
Speaker 1: one maybe yeah, the four year old is like going
Speaker 1: to wear her princess dress. I just want to really
Speaker 1: really put your game face on the universal day because
Speaker 1: that's a lot to do in one day. But you
Speaker 1: can do you can do it. You need to get
Speaker 1: an express pass and you get a par copper. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't know what any of the words mean. And I see, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Me after you're also going to
Speaker 1: miss Rachel when it's going to be missed a whole month,
Speaker 1: and you would have gonna just missed that, right, You
Speaker 1: would have missed me Mountain Sudy because we were very
Speaker 1: tentatively planning a trip out there early March when Sudie
Speaker 1: was going to be on hiatus, but then that fell
Speaker 1: through because financially did so I did just miss you
Speaker 1: by a month, absolutely, So you just missed by the
Speaker 1: skin of your teeth. You missed us. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: though to plan a trip there right now, it's kind
Speaker 1: of a waste because so much good stuff is coming
Speaker 1: to Orlando in the summer. Can I list just a few?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I really opened up a Pandora's box. After
Speaker 1: this will move on, but I do want to say
Speaker 1: coming to Orlando this summer is Avatar in Disney World.
Speaker 1: Animal Kingdom is opening up the Avatar of the world
Speaker 1: of Pandora. Is it based on James Cameron's Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: It's an entire world. It's going to be an Animal Kingdom. Okay,
Speaker 1: because an Avatar obviously we have animals. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I never saw the movie. I just
Speaker 1: remember Avatar is like that Halloween everyone in college like
Speaker 1: hot girls painting themselves blue and had their tits out.
Speaker 1: Like That's what I remember of Avatar. Do you know
Speaker 1: how many times I told that like Jake Sulley, not
Speaker 1: as a human, as avatars of Avatar. They were like,
Speaker 1: you look like Jake Sully when he becomes That's really
Speaker 1: that's sweet. It is always nice to be compared to
Speaker 1: a celebrity. It's always nice. When I was younger when
Speaker 1: everyone was doing that Doppelganger day on Facebook, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what mine was, Uh, every
Speaker 1: every one of my friends just like I don't really
Speaker 1: know yours either. But I guess if I had to say,
Speaker 1: maybe Mischa Barton and was that at the time. Was
Speaker 1: it a compliment or was it a deep insult? I
Speaker 1: don't think ever saying like, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: have one, but maybe something is ever cover. I have
Speaker 1: to ask you, Matt, if there's an Avatar ride, where
Speaker 1: is the zero dark thirty ride? Need some gender equality
Speaker 1: in the parks? That would Dark thirty Attraction look like?
Speaker 1: You do? You follow Jessica Chastain into into the like
Speaker 1: into the compounds of the compound. It's a ride where
Speaker 1: hardly anyone goes on it, but it's critically a claim. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. Can you believe these sirens in
Speaker 1: the background obviously they know obviously someone out there is like,
Speaker 1: come on, get to the culture that Christie experience as
Speaker 1: a child. Anything else, Yes, of course, I just want
Speaker 1: to say no moving away from Disney now, because of
Speaker 1: course we have Avatar opening. We'll see, um, there's going
Speaker 1: to be a ride where you fly on the back
Speaker 1: of a bandsheet and apparently beneath your beneath you and
Speaker 1: in between your legs, you can feel the beast um
Speaker 1: breathing and you can feel the warmth of its body.
Speaker 1: Apparently this is this is what I hear, okay, as
Speaker 1: you're unconfirmed, that's what I hear. And also there's going
Speaker 1: to be a NAVI river journey. Apparently at the end
Speaker 1: you're gonna go through like this big scene where the
Speaker 1: Tree of Life is like amazing and lighting up and
Speaker 1: um sinking to the songs, and it's like kind of
Speaker 1: like a family friendly river journey with this amazing finale
Speaker 1: where you feel the beast between your legs and then
Speaker 1: you get wet at the end. You have to bring
Speaker 1: her own beast on that one. But but I don't
Speaker 1: know if you get wet at the end. But also
Speaker 1: apparently there will be bioluminescent flowers and all throughout the
Speaker 1: land and when you touch it, the plant will respond
Speaker 1: to your touch. Who knows. But and then moving away,
Speaker 1: moving back to universal of course we're getting Jimmy fallon
Speaker 1: the ride. Yeah, replacing Twister, which is a real thing.
Speaker 1: If you want to ride Jimmy Fallon, that's the orland
Speaker 1: in April, There's there's Is it just a ride where
Speaker 1: he rides other celebrities coattails? Oh? Is it just a ride?
Speaker 1: Is it just a ride where he keeps reminding us
Speaker 1: he's friends with Justin Timberlin. Oh, I don't think so, Honny.
Speaker 1: You know, Jimmy Follen is a friend of the show.
Speaker 1: Now Jimmy Fallon is a friend of the show, providing
Speaker 1: Henry Henry Kopersky and opportunity with the first Lady Michelle Obama. Okay,
Speaker 1: well watch your mouth. Jimmy Fallon, did black face not wrong?
Speaker 1: That is true, and never apologize for it because no
Speaker 1: one ever really cared. And then brought on my internet.
Speaker 1: Nobody brought back the pression at the Golden Gloves. Okay, Christy,
Speaker 1: let's yes, Chrissy, let's ask you the question we ask
Speaker 1: all our guests, what was the culture that made you
Speaker 1: figure out that culture was for you? Did you say culture?
Speaker 1: I might want to proceed in into finding more more
Speaker 1: about this culture. Yes, well, as a huge fan of
Speaker 1: the show, I did think about this question. Okay, she
Speaker 1: came prepared and many of my culture moments had been taken.
Speaker 1: I will say that's okay. I have one that I
Speaker 1: am shocked you guys have never talked about on this show.
Speaker 1: Um no Beast Beast Wars. Okay, let's keep guessing Pokemon
Speaker 1: and girl, Well, who do you think I am? Sailor Moon? No,
Speaker 1: Michelle Gellet closer to who I might be. But Jennifer
Speaker 1: love Hewart very good, loved her episode work, did love
Speaker 1: Sabrina the I love tell Us So the WB show
Speaker 1: that was on put up a Facebook says about like
Speaker 1: six months did not really shaped by Happy the Dog
Speaker 1: and Simon huffing painted by the title and happy as
Speaker 1: happy we ever would She's gonna say, what do you
Speaker 1: think it is popular? Ryan Murphy's popular one? I should
Speaker 1: say it was a huge TV on DVD girl like that?
Speaker 1: What remember when that was like a huge thing When
Speaker 1: TV shows got on DVD, Me and my mom would
Speaker 1: watch that website called TV Shows on DVD would have
Speaker 1: all the release states for shows that would come out
Speaker 1: on DVD box sets. That is what you got for
Speaker 1: Christmas and birthdays is TV shows? At least for me,
Speaker 1: I got the popular disc sets season one and season two.
Speaker 1: I also watched it when it was one well quick
Speaker 1: box sets were so expensive to keep going. Oh god,
Speaker 1: and likes like a season forget it, the for like
Speaker 1: the for like the big long shows, for like the
Speaker 1: shows that were big and long for one season. You've
Speaker 1: got eighty five dollars. Let me tell you, I'm calling
Speaker 1: you out. You would be shocked at how expensive some
Speaker 1: of these, probably Aaron sork In the assholes are charging
Speaker 1: for every word. So popular popular Ryan Murphy show on
Speaker 1: the wbet either you guys watch it. I only know
Speaker 1: it was actually three right, and this is before I
Speaker 1: knew Ryan Murphy as a thing. It was this high
Speaker 1: school show with this like ridiculous satire but also like
Speaker 1: lived in the genre of the high school show. But
Speaker 1: then out of nowhere, there's a character called like Mary Cherry,
Speaker 1: and she's from Texas. In to her mother is Delta Burke.
Speaker 1: Her name is Cherry Cherry. There's one episode where all
Speaker 1: the women get trapped in a bathroom. It's called caged
Speaker 1: because they're all on their periods. So they're like freaking
Speaker 1: out together because they're all on their period and they
Speaker 1: all reveal their secrets. Mary Cherry played by Leslie gross Um,
Speaker 1: who's gone on to do nothing, which is a travesty.
Speaker 1: I mean she pops up in some shows. She was
Speaker 1: on What I Like About You, That dumb a man
Speaker 1: and mind she was like a friend. Um, they're all
Speaker 1: comes up that this, like one girl had webbed fingers
Speaker 1: and toads like that was a story on the show,
Speaker 1: and they treat it with like such like cliche not cliche.
Speaker 1: What's the word? Um? It seems camp camp. It seems
Speaker 1: like a campy show about high school, which I feel like,
Speaker 1: or you know, you were saying, it's like a high
Speaker 1: school satire in high school shows, which probably wasn't really
Speaker 1: dampooned up until then in the night in the late nineties.
Speaker 1: What did you just say? Very strangely, but he said,
Speaker 1: lambs me Um, I speak multiple language, so you're so
Speaker 1: he does. He speaks French and Mandarin. I'm so surprised
Speaker 1: that he speaks multiple languages, using that excuse that my
Speaker 1: tongue is maybe not suited to certain words when I
Speaker 1: say it very quickly. Is that what you say on dates? Yes,
Speaker 1: I speak multiple languages and my tongue a little crazy.
Speaker 1: My tongue is a little crazy. I love this. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I didn't watch the show. I still have
Speaker 1: the DVDs I've sold almost every If I ever want
Speaker 1: to get these I've had. If I ever want to
Speaker 1: get horny real fast, you can just go you can
Speaker 1: search Niptuck because you know who I love is the
Speaker 1: star of Niptuck. What's his name, Julian Something. Yeah, Julian Something.
Speaker 1: I actually think is hot. Yes he is, and was sexy.
Speaker 1: I know. It was really just feeling of that shows
Speaker 1: like this is what sexy feels like. It's like a
Speaker 1: young person. Ryan Murphy is pretty good at that. He's
Speaker 1: pretty good at capturing that like kind of like illicit feeling.
Speaker 1: I will say Popular was not a sexy show. And
Speaker 1: one of the other things that shaped me culturally is
Speaker 1: the movie Dropted Gorgeous. Oh I love that movie. Come.
Speaker 1: I think actually one of the best comedy movies of
Speaker 1: that What a stacked cast too. You've got Amy Adams,
Speaker 1: Denise Richard's Adams in her first role and her first
Speaker 1: role in Pasting Call from that town that they shot
Speaker 1: at And yeah, she was she was doing dinner theater.
Speaker 1: She was just a girl and Boulder doing dinner theater, Boulder, Colorado. Um.
Speaker 1: And then she just got it, and now she's incredibly obnoxious, Like,
Speaker 1: look at her trajectory. Any one of us could be
Speaker 1: picked up in our little town and then becoming incredibly star.
Speaker 1: You don't like Amy Adams. I like watching her act
Speaker 1: Adams apologist. I love her. Her Vogue seventy three questions
Speaker 1: was so charming. Oh, I see, I haven't watched the
Speaker 1: only Vogue video that I watched with Taylor Swifts. Like,
Speaker 1: what is this series that focus doing where they just
Speaker 1: the most bad? They're mostly bad at some of them,
Speaker 1: and they're completely scripted, but they try to play it
Speaker 1: off as if it's like in the moment that's part
Speaker 1: of Taylor Swift's Folks sventy three questions, advice you'd give
Speaker 1: to a young singer get a good lawyer? I love? Well.
Speaker 1: This brings up another thing that you posted recently, Matt
Speaker 1: on your I won't say the word because you hate
Speaker 1: the site. Um that like photos series that the celebrities
Speaker 1: were doing. This is my outer life, this is my
Speaker 1: inner life. I really hate when celebrities give like little
Speaker 1: hints at my life is really hard. Yeah, secretly behind this,
Speaker 1: I'm just insecure and really a lot like you, And
Speaker 1: would you believe that someone actually came for me after
Speaker 1: posting that and said and said, Matt, I hope that
Speaker 1: you become famous one day and you hate it. Who
Speaker 1: s out that to you was a Anne Hathaway who
Speaker 1: said that to you. No, you don't have to name it.
Speaker 1: I'll just say the person is no longer my Facebook friends,
Speaker 1: and I've never been happier, amazing, just a toxic person.
Speaker 1: I don't care if for you coming to the defensive celebrities,
Speaker 1: if they don't have a sense of humor about themselves.
Speaker 1: For me, one of the biggest requirements for you as
Speaker 1: a person living your life is you've gotta have a
Speaker 1: sense of humor about yourself. So when Anne Hathaway is
Speaker 1: up there like Okay, cool, Yes, I'm gonna do this
Speaker 1: um project where I show my inner self and it's
Speaker 1: going to be miserable because I want everyone to know that, like, really,
Speaker 1: deep down, I'm very insecure. It's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: and Hathaway, we could guess that we're people to like,
Speaker 1: we don't need you grandstanding about it. It's my biggest
Speaker 1: problem with like those people, like I get what you're
Speaker 1: saying about Amy Adams because like she also did that
Speaker 1: in that photo series. I think that was my start
Speaker 1: to be like and I was so disappointed with that
Speaker 1: because I'm like, God, please have a sense of humor
Speaker 1: about yourself, like seem like she does. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I don't know. I also think, you know, the thing
Speaker 1: is what Anne Hathaway is you consistently get the feeling
Speaker 1: that she doesn't have a sense of humor about herself. Um,
Speaker 1: but with Amy Adams, I had never seen that before.
Speaker 1: So I was disappointed. But I just think there's nothing
Speaker 1: funnier than people who take themselves so seriously, Like it's
Speaker 1: just so it's so messed up by funny you mean
Speaker 1: not funny, Well, I mean I I feel bad for
Speaker 1: them because obviously, like they don't have like humor in
Speaker 1: their lives and they're not able to see themselves like
Speaker 1: and and then like have a laugh about it, like
Speaker 1: obviously they've got some other issues to work out, like
Speaker 1: and that that sucks. I feel bad for them, but
Speaker 1: also like, if we're going to have to look at
Speaker 1: you all day every day in the media, like I
Speaker 1: don't don't expect don't expect me not to be like
Speaker 1: I'm in a poke fun at this because Lighten up.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? That's fair. Matt and
Speaker 1: I went to Philly this weekend and we had we
Speaker 1: were listening to. We listened to two full Lady Gaga
Speaker 1: albums in the car right down, and the conclusion that
Speaker 1: we reached as a car was she is great because
Speaker 1: she's so goofy, does not take herself seriously, but also
Speaker 1: takes herself so seriously, so seriously at times that it's
Speaker 1: easy to make fun of. I think she knows that
Speaker 1: about herself. Also think like what I'm saying is like
Speaker 1: it's an eben of flow, like Amy Adams. She might
Speaker 1: have had a a weird day that day. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to really give into this like indulgent
Speaker 1: part of my personality and do this weird thing. Whereas
Speaker 1: I think Gaga has had parts of her career where
Speaker 1: she does take herself super seriously and she doesn't succeed
Speaker 1: and her fans aren't as excited about it because we
Speaker 1: can see that's happening. And then other times, like when
Speaker 1: it's more joyful and fun and you're actually just doing
Speaker 1: what you put on this earth to do, which is
Speaker 1: to entertain and too, like you know, make everyone happy.
Speaker 1: And feel like I feel emotion like that's what you're
Speaker 1: supposed All I'm saying is one time she was in
Speaker 1: Paris and the paparazzi were hounding her, and so she
Speaker 1: put a bedsheet over her face and then pretended to
Speaker 1: be a ghost and said, whoa, And I love that
Speaker 1: you that's unimpeachable. You cannot hold anything against her anyway.
Speaker 1: But I will say there is something that and I
Speaker 1: noticed this during the Golden Globes that I feel like
Speaker 1: young celebrities especially feel like they need to manufacture a
Speaker 1: humorous personality for themselves. Like I guess I'm just remembering
Speaker 1: from when I was a kid and watching Awards shows
Speaker 1: like I don't remember, like Halle Berry or like Julia Roberts,
Speaker 1: like trying to have this outer personality of being quirky.
Speaker 1: It feels like this is something we are now asking
Speaker 1: of our younger like Hollywood A listers like em A
Speaker 1: Stone and Chris Pratt and what. I love them and
Speaker 1: they are like probably humorous people, but it seems like
Speaker 1: something we are expecting of them now. Yeah, you can't
Speaker 1: exactly and you can't really be an Anne Hathaway where
Speaker 1: it's like, no, I am just like a talented actor
Speaker 1: and I am probably a little crazy. Just don't let
Speaker 1: me speak in public, like, let me just like read
Speaker 1: a tele prompt. I like Ann Hathaway's work. I just think, like,
Speaker 1: you know, she was probably asked to do that project,
Speaker 1: and she has she has the ability to say no
Speaker 1: to it. If if if the notoriety and in the
Speaker 1: limelight makes her so miserable and all this stuff, if
Speaker 1: that's true, then she didn't have to do this exactly.
Speaker 1: You know, that me very meaningful. Probably she would reach
Speaker 1: so many young girls. But also like fun that photographer
Speaker 1: to who like I'm sure he came up with that
Speaker 1: idea and thought it was so novel and genius, But
Speaker 1: then parts of it were fun. I mean you see
Speaker 1: you saw the one that and it was it was fun.
Speaker 1: I mean there were ones there, There were a lot
Speaker 1: of opportunities there to have fun with that project. And
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't really care to see, like
Speaker 1: just so you know, like my real life is like
Speaker 1: I am just like I do. Sit in the dark.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm just like sit in the dark,
Speaker 1: and I understand, I get it. Just sit in the dark.
Speaker 1: I know you're a human being real quick. Let's just
Speaker 1: do our both of our poses right now to each other,
Speaker 1: and we'll just describe them to our listeners. How does
Speaker 1: the world see you? This is this is my outer life.
Speaker 1: He's smiling. He's smiling in one of his one of
Speaker 1: his shoulders is popped forward, and he's got both hands.
Speaker 1: He's flat on the table and he's looking up. Okay,
Speaker 1: and then and then and what is the real you? Oh,
Speaker 1: he's like a little mime, like a French French and
Speaker 1: trapped in a box. My mouth is perfect. His mouth
Speaker 1: is a perfect circle, and it's almost he's looking ahead
Speaker 1: and someone looking about to get hit by a car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I look like I just walked into a
Speaker 1: room that said surprise. Yes but you, but you kind
Speaker 1: of knew it was but I kind of knew it
Speaker 1: was gonna happen. Okay, So now this is how I
Speaker 1: think the world seems a brilliant brimming over one shoulder. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is very Matt. Matt mckinvouch for this. This is
Speaker 1: very Taylor Swift on the ninety nine World to her
Speaker 1: first number, Welcome to New York. It ends, and then
Speaker 1: she turns, and then she the song ends on a beat,
Speaker 1: and then she right on time, just tosses her hair
Speaker 1: back and looks to the audience right behind her shoulder,
Speaker 1: just like that. It's very good, Okay, doing the Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift finale. And I know that's how you do see
Speaker 1: you as And now who am I really inside? Okay?
Speaker 1: He's thinking like it sounds like he's thinking of the post. No,
Speaker 1: his post is thinking. He almost looks maniacal. He looks
Speaker 1: like he's he wants to telepathically move. Something's okay. Now
Speaker 1: he's motioning to describe his face more. His eyes are
Speaker 1: very strained, he's smiling. It seems like he's trying to
Speaker 1: make his veins pop out of his forehead. I don't
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know what. It seems like he
Speaker 1: wants us to say a certain thing about his face,
Speaker 1: and we're not getting you guys, were good. That's it, okay,
Speaker 1: And that's that describes how you feel on the inside. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: christ a maniacal face thinker, a maniacal facedinker. Okay, my turn,
Speaker 1: my outer life here we go. Ohh ship. So basically
Speaker 1: this is how everyone he's Chrissy, she's fucking chill as fuck.
Speaker 1: She's got two peace signs up. But also the peace
Speaker 1: signs are not like she's they're loose deuce is. She's
Speaker 1: giving loose deuce is. She's looking down at the table
Speaker 1: and she's she's basically like, got a little smirk on,
Speaker 1: and she's chill and chill as now in her life,
Speaker 1: let's let's see it. What's your inner life. She's putting
Speaker 1: her head put on and she oh, and she's covering
Speaker 1: her face with her hands. She literally did what Anne
Speaker 1: Hathaway a name. She's covering our part of the problem
Speaker 1: in her life. Does nobody look at me? That's that's accurate. See.
Speaker 1: But and now now I'm seeing a different side to
Speaker 1: this whole Amy Adam sand Hathaway thing is maybe they
Speaker 1: thought it would be funny. Oh like, maybe they thought
Speaker 1: they were ironic and it. Yes, maybe they thought they
Speaker 1: were commenting on the comment they always get, which is
Speaker 1: you take yourself too seriously. But I doubt it. I
Speaker 1: don't know that somebody should have been there to be like, man,
Speaker 1: this doesn't read read tell me your intention does not read.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the women in this show. But also
Speaker 1: can we talk about how bullshit it was when when
Speaker 1: John Legends two things were identical, which I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's a comment, but like, John, give us something?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something, John Legend, I didn't sign
Speaker 1: up for John Legend as like the personality and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, yeah, well she has my name. I
Speaker 1: like her, but she has my name and I that
Speaker 1: really is screwing up my chances in the modeling industry,
Speaker 1: in the modeling like funny tweet industry. I'm a big
Speaker 1: John Legend fan. I love John Legends music. I just
Speaker 1: feel like, I don't know, like wilds, don't why are
Speaker 1: you forcing John Legend down our threats? It feels like
Speaker 1: that in their relationship, especially like any celebrity couple especially,
Speaker 1: I feel like this has been having a lot with
Speaker 1: Dak Shepherd and Kristen Bell is like so many news.
Speaker 1: I like them and I like them both, and I
Speaker 1: like them as a couple, and I like their work.
Speaker 1: But I feel like like finary tween and which I
Speaker 1: really like it. Just I see so many like relationship
Speaker 1: goals things like that, just and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: need relationship goals. They've just been together for a long time.
Speaker 1: I think they genuinely love each other. You guys are
Speaker 1: coming from you. Guys are coming from you. Hey, Dak Sheppard.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just saying I never want to see
Speaker 1: like relationship goals. I actually love Deak Shepherd and a
Speaker 1: huge fan punk. You gotta be a deck and it
Speaker 1: did not like without at all. Wait, so Dak Shepherd
Speaker 1: was on Punked with Caitlin O'Connor, right, who from from
Speaker 1: Always Always Sunny in Philadelphia the Blonde? Is that her
Speaker 1: last name? O'Connor. I didn't know she was on Punked.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a later season, though she was definitely
Speaker 1: on punk She definitely was um nothing more iconic than
Speaker 1: justin Timberlake crying. Was that punk that was on? That
Speaker 1: did that Punked? You know, I can't remember every prank.
Speaker 1: I can't. I just can't because I was watching Jamie
Speaker 1: Kennedy experiment at the same time. Culture back in culture, Well,
Speaker 1: here's another thing I want to talk about. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of um. Trickle down culture is what I'll
Speaker 1: call it. I'll pull a little Hillary Clinton. I want
Speaker 1: to trumped up trickle down culture. I do want to
Speaker 1: add it to your lexicon of culture words. Is as
Speaker 1: a youngest sibling, I feel like you get trickle down
Speaker 1: culture from your siblings. And I have an older brother
Speaker 1: and he would sometimes just leave, like give me movies
Speaker 1: on DVD or like go rent things like watch this
Speaker 1: because he wanted me to be in his eyes. Cool. Yes,
Speaker 1: So I watched a lot of like PC. You do
Speaker 1: you remember that movie with like Jeremy Piven. He was like,
Speaker 1: this is the precursor to Old School, And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: and then I watched like Old School or um, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to remember the biggest one, but thoughts on Jeremy Piven.
Speaker 1: That's on Jeremy Piven. Um, you know what a few
Speaker 1: years ago he had that whole thing if he had
Speaker 1: to back out of a movie because he had mercury poison.
Speaker 1: It was on Broadway, Um, and I didn't believe it.
Speaker 1: So since then I've been like, you get mercury poison?
Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? Tiniest window in which I
Speaker 1: loved him was when he was in Scary Movie Three.
Speaker 1: Don't you think he's hot? I think I think he's
Speaker 1: so hot. He's very short and I'm very tall, so
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I can't even comment. I like
Speaker 1: him in the movie serendipity, there's something about him more.
Speaker 1: I think Jeremy Piven is really attractive. Is it because
Speaker 1: of Entourage? Because I did. I watched all seasons of
Speaker 1: Entourage and had those boxes. I think it might be
Speaker 1: because I remember watching and I know it's problematic walk
Speaker 1: around and scream and I'm like, oh God, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Okay, Um, Matt, I'm just gonna point
Speaker 1: out Matt is feeling a certain way because he's commented
Speaker 1: on just like men and and and placing value on
Speaker 1: them based on their looks. Jeremy Piven, the guy from
Speaker 1: Niptuck and I think this is a theme and I
Speaker 1: think we should talk about this, Matt. What's going on?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm just have a type I guess. No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, Um, I don't know. I just I happen
Speaker 1: to think those two You said the words Jeremy Piven,
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, I do. Do you know
Speaker 1: what it is? And here's what it is, because at
Speaker 1: the I didn't figure it out. At the height of
Speaker 1: my hormones raging, two of them were stars. That's what
Speaker 1: it is. So now I have an association. We've drilled
Speaker 1: down to the core of culture, which is which is
Speaker 1: It's like what Lauren Michael says about SML cast, there's
Speaker 1: people's favorite and caster they were in high school. Um,
Speaker 1: that's actually interesting because whenever anyone asked for like my
Speaker 1: top five, like when who's your top five? Celebrity crushers
Speaker 1: are like guys like the ones on your list that like,
Speaker 1: if you were to that celebrity, that celebrity wanted to bang,
Speaker 1: you cheat on your partner. My number one is always
Speaker 1: going to be justin timber like that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: And I love Chris Pine. I'm not surprised, but Chrispine
Speaker 1: didn't come into didn't really break out until I know
Speaker 1: he transcends. I always get Chris Pine and Chris Evans
Speaker 1: confused and that, like, I know the differences, but I
Speaker 1: have to actively think of both of their faces for
Speaker 1: me to distinguish them in my brain. That's fair. It's
Speaker 1: insane how many leading men that are that are all
Speaker 1: just handsome white dudes named Chris It's like such a joke.
Speaker 1: It's such a joke to me. It's like, we need
Speaker 1: more handsome white men named Chris and film. Um, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about this today in fact, because tweet referenced
Speaker 1: that or now what At the tweet he tweeted, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying to get this in paraphrasing obviously goes
Speaker 1: this was a real puzzle. But um, Chris Evans is carry,
Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth is Samantha, Chris Pine is Miranda, and Chris
Speaker 1: Pratt is Charlotte, which I think is which I would
Speaker 1: need to I would need to unpack it a little
Speaker 1: bit more sure. But what were you going to reference? Oh,
Speaker 1: because you texted me and was like, who is Tom
Speaker 1: Everett Scott? Because my Instagram handle is now Tom Everett Scott,
Speaker 1: We're very confused, like who is this? Tom Evertt is
Speaker 1: the guy from that thing you do? And um, I
Speaker 1: changed it to him recently because it's a La La
Speaker 1: lant and he comes into the end as Emma Stones husband.
Speaker 1: But also this year Boiler um go seeing La La
Speaker 1: land Uh, he comes in. He was in the MTV
Speaker 1: series Scream this year as one of the high schoolers fathers,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was so comical to see Tom
Speaker 1: Everett Scott and an MTV show and then to see
Speaker 1: him in this Oscar probably nominated movie and I was
Speaker 1: thinking about he's one of those, Like I'm happy that
Speaker 1: he is one of those white men in Hollywood. It
Speaker 1: started as a leading man and that thing you do
Speaker 1: and has now been relegated to what most women in
Speaker 1: the industry hours, or like he appears in like a
Speaker 1: private practice episode. You know, he didn't go on to
Speaker 1: have a leading role. He's just like I do cameos
Speaker 1: on shows, right, right, Yeah, that's that's more common. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling like something I said before I was I'm clear,
Speaker 1: and I just want to clarify I just because this
Speaker 1: is like getting to me. I just want us to Hey,
Speaker 1: it's important to have a sense of humor about yourself.
Speaker 1: If you're in the public eye and you don't have
Speaker 1: a sense of about yourself, I have no time. It's
Speaker 1: the thing like Rupulse's, you know, like watching Wizard of Oz,
Speaker 1: like the world is fake and once she realized, like
Speaker 1: the world is a joke, then you can live in
Speaker 1: it easier. Butcher whatever, that's the heart of it and
Speaker 1: an important thing to remember. Yeah, yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: have a sense of fear about it all because it's
Speaker 1: all sucked up. I agree, and that's why I like
Speaker 1: emistone I like, can I tell you why I like
Speaker 1: Ema Stone today today? Because he has a he has
Speaker 1: a new reason every single day. He has an Emi
Speaker 1: Stone word of the day calendar. This is why when
Speaker 1: people come from Amiston, I'm like, yeah, but she's actually cool.
Speaker 1: So basically, you know how like there's the movement of
Speaker 1: like ask her more on the red carpet, but the
Speaker 1: dresses so Ryan Seacrest, I guess the other day, asked emistone,
Speaker 1: tell me about your dress, and Emi Stone goes, well, okay,
Speaker 1: it's pink and has stars on it, and I thought
Speaker 1: that was funny. And then she didn't go she didn't
Speaker 1: say anyone anything more about it. I'm sure she seems
Speaker 1: like a great person. It's just mat and I saw
Speaker 1: women yesterday. And now the more I think about it,
Speaker 1: the more I think about it, the more I'm like,
Speaker 1: it sucks that Emma is going to get the Oscar
Speaker 1: and someone like a Nette Benning who has never been awarded,
Speaker 1: has never never been given an Oscar. But that's not
Speaker 1: Emma Stone. It's not her fault. But it's also I know, well,
Speaker 1: I think that it's the fault of awards, you know,
Speaker 1: like there's so many different movies this there's many different
Speaker 1: types of movies this season. To like compare them next
Speaker 1: to each other is almost impossible because there it's like
Speaker 1: I thought Moonlight should have won Directing um for at
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes, But that doesn't mean I don't think
Speaker 1: Lolland was directed poorly. They're They're completely two different movies
Speaker 1: to me, so to like compare them to each other.
Speaker 1: I get why we have like the Oscar system that
Speaker 1: we have because it's exciting for people to watch and
Speaker 1: see who wins, and but can I tell you what
Speaker 1: I think would be like the best way to do
Speaker 1: it is to like say, Okay, we're going to have
Speaker 1: the Oscars every everyone from all the movies are going
Speaker 1: to be invited, Like we're going to invite everyone. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a celebration of film, and no one
Speaker 1: knows what's going to happen at the Oscars. And then
Speaker 1: throughout the show, there's like five different points where they
Speaker 1: give out like an award for a special achievement, and
Speaker 1: that way there's no competition, there's no best Actress, no
Speaker 1: one has to feel bad because they were worse. It's
Speaker 1: no one even knows that they're nominated. You just get
Speaker 1: invited to the show, you show up, and then it's
Speaker 1: like throughout the show there's not even any qualifications for
Speaker 1: what's going to be given out. It's like, these were
Speaker 1: the five achievements that we feel deserved this award. So
Speaker 1: then it's like, if you want to give a net
Speaker 1: Banning an award, she gets one and emastone could get
Speaker 1: one to you know what I mean, socialist. I just
Speaker 1: feel like, who needs participation trophy millennial conversation because you
Speaker 1: know what, snowflake Tommy Lauren is my virgin Mary Dary
Speaker 1: Tommy Lauren who today said, why aren't we praising the
Speaker 1: white people who helped end slavery? Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I think about that every day
Speaker 1: and I'm like, the white people don't. Actually, no, we
Speaker 1: like talk about, uh, fucking what's his face? John Brown
Speaker 1: all the fucking time, but it was he white. I
Speaker 1: don't know. She's a fucking snowflake talk about eating attention.
Speaker 1: Can't with her. She's from my hometown and son, no, no,
Speaker 1: she's from technically somewhere else, but she lives in Dallas
Speaker 1: and that's where they film the place famously from Texas.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like it's it's bullshit,
Speaker 1: the competition thing, because at the root of it is
Speaker 1: like a needing to be the best, and like that
Speaker 1: makes other people feel bad. Like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think we should do away with the whole with the
Speaker 1: whole thing. I don't necessarily think it's like better when
Speaker 1: they have like ten nominees for Best Picture, because it's
Speaker 1: silly not all those. Because it also like sometimes an
Speaker 1: animated movie gets put in there and you're like this,
Speaker 1: these movies are so different. To compare them to each
Speaker 1: other and to choose which one is better is insane.
Speaker 1: That being said, I love Awards shows. I mean every
Speaker 1: time I print out my ballot, I pick who's going
Speaker 1: to win printed. So let's talk about fill it out.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about what. So you've seen La La Land. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've seen La La Land. You like it very much?
Speaker 1: I did like it? Yeah? Me? And would you would
Speaker 1: you vote for it for Best Picture? Um? What else?
Speaker 1: I don't know what else is gonna have you seen? Yes?
Speaker 1: I loved min Light. Okay, So, and you've seen Manchester
Speaker 1: by the say, I have not seen Manchester by the
Speaker 1: same man is it depressing. Well, that's what I hear,
Speaker 1: and I don't. I don't like Casey Affleck that much,
Speaker 1: and I know who does. I mean, I think many people,
Speaker 1: that's so instant. I think many brooding men love Casey
Speaker 1: Affleck and would Harold that is an amazing performance, and
Speaker 1: probably it is. I just haven't seen it, and I
Speaker 1: don't care to you, but I probably will at some
Speaker 1: point because I like seeing all the movies that are nominated.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, I feel I agree with
Speaker 1: I did see it, and it's just shocking to me
Speaker 1: that like he's one of everything, because to me, that
Speaker 1: must mean like there just might not be a lot
Speaker 1: of excellence out there besides him, because while I thought
Speaker 1: it was good, it wasn't this like, you know, the
Speaker 1: way I feel about Oscars is like you should give
Speaker 1: something an Oscar if like the performer truly elevated the
Speaker 1: material and did something that almost no one else could do.
Speaker 1: That's when I feel like something that deserves an Oscar.
Speaker 1: And I didn't see that with that performance. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well that the my castable theory I put up on
Speaker 1: Facebook Devil Wars product the most welcome explain explain this,
Speaker 1: I agree. Now, well, yeah, explain it. I Well, now,
Speaker 1: people were bringing other movies to my attention, and I
Speaker 1: am taking that into consideration. But what my criteria was,
Speaker 1: if any other person did this, would the movie work
Speaker 1: or would the movie be as good? And I do
Speaker 1: not think Devil Wors product would be as good if
Speaker 1: specifically Meryl Streep and Stanley Tucci were not in it,
Speaker 1: and and Emily Blent is on my list. But if
Speaker 1: you have to narrow down to two, I think Meryl
Speaker 1: and Tucci really make that film those performances, and if
Speaker 1: they were other people in those roles, it wouldn't work.
Speaker 1: I feel like with Tucci, like Alan what's his face?
Speaker 1: Could have been great? Alan commings would have been perfect.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Alan Tudek or Al yeah, all.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people could have done
Speaker 1: the Tucci role. I disagree with you there, However, I
Speaker 1: think I think Meryl Streep it's very hard to do,
Speaker 1: very hard to come down to Meryl and Emily Blunt
Speaker 1: for me in that movie, and that's fair. Emily Blunt
Speaker 1: is also on my list. And I think that Meryl
Speaker 1: Streep was nominated for the Oscar for that movie the
Speaker 1: same year as Helen Mirren one for the Queen. I'm
Speaker 1: almost positive thing with Queen Elizabeth is like Oscar and
Speaker 1: like a chunky necklace and like pants and like God
Speaker 1: bless her and like a fucking like surgical scrubs. Like
Speaker 1: she did not give a shed. She was just there
Speaker 1: to have a good time. She was an extra longer's anatomy.
Speaker 1: I just think we need to be thinking just because
Speaker 1: someone cries a lot or like does this like I guess,
Speaker 1: like dramatic heavy lifting thing, you gotta think, like, okay,
Speaker 1: but could any trained actor or actress have done this?
Speaker 1: And probably for many of these performances that win an Oscar,
Speaker 1: the answer is probably yes, But you're not thinking about
Speaker 1: like the kinds of choice is Meryl had to make
Speaker 1: to create that character of Miranda Priestley for herself, despite
Speaker 1: it being very well drawn in the novel and the screenplay,
Speaker 1: Like that is true comedic excellence, Like creating that character,
Speaker 1: that's true amazing film acting. And she has so many
Speaker 1: important lines in that film that she delivers under her breath. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's a choice, you know, and another actor would
Speaker 1: like do the actor things like I'm looking in the
Speaker 1: eyes and I'm delivering this sincere like heartshly, but she's
Speaker 1: just like I'm walking around and like busy, I'm doing
Speaker 1: it under my breath. Blah blah blah. My favorite line
Speaker 1: that she delivers under her breath in that movie is
Speaker 1: and if you don't have that Harry Potter book coming back?
Speaker 1: And then she she's like looking down and then does
Speaker 1: like a slight cock of the head at her death.
Speaker 1: Like imagine getting the script for devil Worth product and
Speaker 1: you're the actress. How many actors does that go in
Speaker 1: an audition for that say that's all? Like that's all
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? No one does Yes, nobody
Speaker 1: does it except Meryl Or, which makes the character lived
Speaker 1: in not a caricature. Or when she sees the steak
Speaker 1: and she goes, what is this? I didn't I don't
Speaker 1: want this, and then she Ann Hathaway throws a plate
Speaker 1: of states so dramatic throat and Hathaway is great that
Speaker 1: she is really good. Yes plate breaks in the zo
Speaker 1: I will never forget just steak being my favorite. One
Speaker 1: of my favorite lines besides the whole cerulean mom yea,
Speaker 1: My favorite is um yes by all means move at
Speaker 1: a glacial pace that you know how that throws me.
Speaker 1: I love or florals for spring groundbreaking And Emily Blunt
Speaker 1: one of her most amazing lines is just one stomach
Speaker 1: flew away from my goal weight. I mean that's good.
Speaker 1: That's just a well written line. I love my job.
Speaker 1: I love my job. Or when she she's when when
Speaker 1: Anne Hathawayne needs to go into the next room and
Speaker 1: and it cuts the Meryl Emily Blunt and she just
Speaker 1: goes with her hand. Like my favorite is when she
Speaker 1: like she's at her dust typing and she sees Andy
Speaker 1: the hand and hathway character's like, what have you been
Speaker 1: some hideous skirt conventions? And then she laughs. I love it.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you amazing amazing performances and you know
Speaker 1: what a noo they're talking about it. Yeah, maybe one
Speaker 1: of the best cast movies, like at least of the
Speaker 1: past twenty years. Yea, I will say, also mean girls,
Speaker 1: I think that a performance that should have been nominated
Speaker 1: for an Oscar is Rachel. Rachel. Of course, that, like
Speaker 1: Gretchen was incredible and it's a shame that that girl
Speaker 1: isn't a huge star. And at least I think she
Speaker 1: had the Curse of being a child Star Party five.
Speaker 1: I think that that monologue, the Caesar monologue is so good.
Speaker 1: And also Michael Hoops and you do that for your
Speaker 1: high school audition I wish I had. But also Rachel
Speaker 1: McAdams and mean Girls, like the character of Regina, like
Speaker 1: that defined high school bitches. Yes, and then another role
Speaker 1: like any other actress auditioning for that would have read
Speaker 1: so like too literally or two on the nose, and
Speaker 1: she just mutters things under her breath and it's perfect
Speaker 1: and amazing. I can't remember what years they came out,
Speaker 1: but your first introduction to Rachel McAdams is The Notebook,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you see this bitch
Speaker 1: and mean Girls and you're like, okay, I believe came
Speaker 1: out and they believe The Notebook came out after Mean Girls. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: my first introduction within several months of each other, and
Speaker 1: they were at the same time, and you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this girl is a star. It is a shame to
Speaker 1: me that Rachel McAdams it's not a star, because I
Speaker 1: love her performance in the problematic movie The Family Stone.
Speaker 1: I think she's so good in that, and just she's
Speaker 1: so good at mean girls. She's so good in the notebook, Matt,
Speaker 1: Matt and I have a favorite line from the Family Style.
Speaker 1: Let's hear it. Sarah Jessica Parker goes, look, I don't
Speaker 1: care if you like me or not. Rachel McAdams goes,
Speaker 1: of course you do, of course you do. My first
Speaker 1: six to reach like Adams was that Rob Schneider movie
Speaker 1: The Hot Chick. Yeah, that was she That was her first.
Speaker 1: But she was not great enough. But she did like
Speaker 1: a perfectly acceptable job, and she had to like play,
Speaker 1: she committed to, committed to, like the Freaky Friday Rob
Speaker 1: Shiner thing. I feel like we were all captive to
Speaker 1: Rob Schneider's career and that everyone thought we had to
Speaker 1: see movies that Rob Schneider made and nobody wanted to.
Speaker 1: But we all saw, and we all saw The Hot
Speaker 1: Chick and Steake No I said, mistake. Oh man, you
Speaker 1: got me all excited. Yeah. When they make that joke
Speaker 1: about that like overweight woman, how she can't press the
Speaker 1: buttons on her phone, it's so funny making fun of
Speaker 1: a person with turetts waited, just like the baseball game. Yes,
Speaker 1: but there was also a girl with marka lips. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fell asleep in her soup, and then he had to
Speaker 1: tie her pony need tail to the banister so she
Speaker 1: didn't like drown in her own soup. Oh god, that
Speaker 1: was comedy then, Oh my god. And we all watched
Speaker 1: those movies as high school as you are, just a
Speaker 1: slave to what's in the movie theater on weekends. We're
Speaker 1: all pretty much the same age. Do you remember when
Speaker 1: there was like horror movies were like back, Yes, like
Speaker 1: House of Wax with Chad Michael Murray and Paris Hilton.
Speaker 1: When Paris Hilton cousins Skeeter the Puppet, No, the cousin.
Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? Because Cousin Skeeter was
Speaker 1: a show in Nickelodeon about a puppet the boy in it,
Speaker 1: not the puppet, the boy. Well, the boy is not
Speaker 1: cousin Skeeter the puppet. Pretty funny to think about Paris
Speaker 1: Hilton puppet though, right Probably I would love to see
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton guests on the Muppet Babies. Yeah, I am
Speaker 1: I gonna there. Look at that little baby animal. Oh
Speaker 1: my sorry, it's low hanging food to make front of
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton. Not really, she's deejaying and the Biza right
Speaker 1: now making ten k off ten minutes of bullshing tump.
Speaker 1: She did, she she did absolutely. Do you know I
Speaker 1: think she um like there was some report, I mean,
Speaker 1: might have been fake news, but I I believe that
Speaker 1: if some fucking asshole in like Middle America believes anything,
Speaker 1: then I'll believe anything. Are you a horror movie person, bo, No,
Speaker 1: I don't care for him, and you are not a
Speaker 1: horrormone because they scare you so scared movie I like,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this about myself. I loved going to
Speaker 1: a horror movie with a group of friends, maybe there's
Speaker 1: some guys there, and acting real scared when I was not.
Speaker 1: That was me in such a high school. I even
Speaker 1: remember in college one time being so drunk and on
Speaker 1: the bus back there was we went to Dirty six
Speaker 1: and you had to take the bus is what it
Speaker 1: was called, back to campus and being on the bus
Speaker 1: and the lights kept going out on the bus and
Speaker 1: I was making out with this guy. I was sitting
Speaker 1: on his lap, and every time the lights went out,
Speaker 1: I would be like, I'm scared of the dark, Like
Speaker 1: are you I was like, are you serious? And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's this weird thing about me. I
Speaker 1: was scared. It's the thing with only me. I get
Speaker 1: really scared when it started, really scared of the dark.
Speaker 1: And I need someone to put their hands on my shoulder.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, that's what I did. I all up and
Speaker 1: down his body. Do you guys? Did you guys go
Speaker 1: see Saw in the movie theater? Now I haven't seen
Speaker 1: the movies, I will say, Okay, this first Saw is
Speaker 1: really good and this is like what got my friends
Speaker 1: onto horror movies, and inside I was like, fuck, this
Speaker 1: has to be every weekend now because once that movie
Speaker 1: came out, all of a sudden, horror movie, horror movie
Speaker 1: The Grudge came out. Oh you know what I fucking
Speaker 1: hated was the remake of The Hills Have Eyes, where
Speaker 1: they fucking like rape from from from right, that's rape
Speaker 1: by a mutant and it's horrible. The father gets impaled
Speaker 1: on a tree and burned a lot, like it's just
Speaker 1: like it's just tortured porn, but like, un it's so bad.
Speaker 1: Like I hate horror movies. You know what, It's not
Speaker 1: that I don't care for him, it's I really dislike them,
Speaker 1: but not in the same way that Matt dislikes them.
Speaker 1: Is that like it's it's like, I just don't like um,
Speaker 1: you know, they offend you, they offend me. Becau's like,
Speaker 1: why am I watching that? I hate violence? I don't
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't respond to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's fair. I don't like horror movies now.
Speaker 1: They're just not interesting to me. If you can make
Speaker 1: a really interesting horror movie, I'll probably be into it.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to go and see a horror
Speaker 1: movie right. Oh my god. My worst date ever, um was,
Speaker 1: let's hear was a few years ago and has something
Speaker 1: to do with culture. It has something to do with
Speaker 1: horror movies, which are unfortunately part of culture. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna keep you on I just want to keep you
Speaker 1: guys on track. Okay, police, Okay, So anyway, first day
Speaker 1: where my siren's earlier first date with this guy was
Speaker 1: the week of Hurricane Sandy. And we're walking down Eastern Parkway,
Speaker 1: uh down like a ravaged waste land of brook and
Speaker 1: it was kind of romantic. So how many pictures did
Speaker 1: you guys take next to like a lamp pole that
Speaker 1: was a little trees, trees that were just like completely yeah,
Speaker 1: just destroyed don't worry. We're okay. He told me his
Speaker 1: name was like fucking Patrick or something, and I was
Speaker 1: like great. And then the second was it something different
Speaker 1: than that? Okay, so then so then we So then
Speaker 1: was a great first we we just took a walk,
Speaker 1: we kissed. That was that. And then like about a
Speaker 1: month later, uh, we go on our second date and
Speaker 1: then he wants to take me to see this movie,
Speaker 1: the Collective or The Collection or something. It's the same
Speaker 1: people who made the produce the Saw movies. It's some
Speaker 1: bullshit like paper thin like it because it has no
Speaker 1: depth to it at all, bullshit horror movie. And within
Speaker 1: twenty minutes I was like, I don't want to watch this,
Speaker 1: and we left the theater and he was like he
Speaker 1: was very nice and saying, oh yeah, let's not watched this.
Speaker 1: But it was his idea to go take me there.
Speaker 1: And then he just like in a tense moment, he
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, by the way, my name is Lamar.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well what we're done? What wait? Wait?
Speaker 1: Why did he explain why he lied? Because he was
Speaker 1: because he was afraid of like the Internet, and he
Speaker 1: was afraid of like people finding out who he like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So once you were like I don't
Speaker 1: like this movie, he was like, I think this is over,
Speaker 1: so I need to be you don't like this horror movie,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to be real with you. My name
Speaker 1: is might have done that, might have been it. I
Speaker 1: just truly to this day don't understand like what was
Speaker 1: going through his head to a like maybe he thought
Speaker 1: like and be lie like on the first on the
Speaker 1: first date, first path. Anyway, maybe he thought you were
Speaker 1: so real, like so real that you couldn't even get
Speaker 1: through this fake as movie that he was like, I
Speaker 1: can't be I can't be faked with this person who's
Speaker 1: so genuinoe. That's probably what he thought. That's definitely what
Speaker 1: he thought. Yeah, I've I am trying to think of
Speaker 1: a movie. I've walked out of Oh Bone, and I
Speaker 1: walked out of Guardianto the Galaxy for during it, I
Speaker 1: fell asleep during it. I went back to watch it again,
Speaker 1: not in the theater. Well, the thing about Guardianto the
Speaker 1: Galaxy is it's not good and if you think it's good,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. Come for us, come from can say something?
Speaker 1: A monster calls this new Felicity Jones movie who did
Speaker 1: not have a great run of it this past weekend.
Speaker 1: But that Monster Calls movie, that's Group, that Big Tree
Speaker 1: Man that Liam Neeson is voicing, It just looks exactly
Speaker 1: like Group. And I'm like, how are you going to
Speaker 1: make this movie? And we're not going to compare it
Speaker 1: to you know, Big Tree Things are having a moment
Speaker 1: right now. Groups the guy from Stranger Things, Guy from
Speaker 1: Stranger Things. But I didn't finish Stranger Things. The Red Redwoods,
Speaker 1: um come from me. I didn't really like Stranger Things
Speaker 1: Come from me. Didn't finish the series. I know you
Speaker 1: didn't watch because you thought it was too scary. Man,
Speaker 1: tell me explain. I don't know not one. Oh, I
Speaker 1: love like you say, why Nona like she's win on
Speaker 1: a Judd when she's Winona right, went on a Winona?
Speaker 1: Is that? Do you think she'd correct me? That's what?
Speaker 1: What's a matter to me? Would Winona correct with a
Speaker 1: big hobo bag and a card again holding a coffee? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she'd be like it's Winona, actually alright ready, who's the better?
Speaker 1: Winona went on a Judd? I went on a ride
Speaker 1: and I got no contest writer. Wow, interesting, I bet
Speaker 1: all the trump voters would disagree, Well, who's the better
Speaker 1: Judd win on a Judd or Ashley Judd? Because I
Speaker 1: have my answer lucked and loaded. Um, I would say,
Speaker 1: based on what you've said so far, because of the
Speaker 1: popularity of all those Ashley Judd movies that were like
Speaker 1: thrillers around the time when you were a team. Probably,
Speaker 1: actually I didn't ask for you to guess, and then
Speaker 1: you are corrected, as Judd would have been a senator
Speaker 1: Ashley Judd had she won her Senate race. And I
Speaker 1: think Virginia. I want to say, wait, I did not
Speaker 1: know that. I didn't know that either, and I was
Speaker 1: like for her and probably not, but it was like
Speaker 1: it was right after Clay Ake and ran for Senate
Speaker 1: in North Carolina. And do you think clay An running
Speaker 1: first Senate is the reason Trump is president? I mean, oh,
Speaker 1: you thought he was, like, well, he's doing it, so
Speaker 1: why not. I feel like Franken is the reason. Or
Speaker 1: Gary Coleman on Twart Seneger, What what what office did
Speaker 1: Gary Coleman when everyone was running for governor of California?
Speaker 1: He didn't. I'm sure. I'm sure. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a
Speaker 1: lot to do with the Trump probably probably how do
Speaker 1: you guys feel about Alaska posing for she was on
Speaker 1: an Apprentice Alaska thunder funk? I just saw pick I didn't,
Speaker 1: I haven't. I just saw her tweet something of like,
Speaker 1: I post on this thing for posing on a motorcycle
Speaker 1: ad for Apprentice NBC hashtag team Carson because Carson Cresley's
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow. I don't know. I really don't
Speaker 1: know what to think about the whole Apprentice thing right now,
Speaker 1: because it's weird. Donald Trump was tweeting about, well, the
Speaker 1: fucking ratings tanked with Arnold swartzenigger that sucks. And then
Speaker 1: Katie Kirk mentioned, which I thought was a good point,
Speaker 1: isn't he the executive producer of that show still? And
Speaker 1: why is he talking his own show that little twitter
Speaker 1: fight with Arnold? I feel like because Arnold tweeted back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Like, Arnold tweeted back like, well,
Speaker 1: I like news. He was like, I I hope you,
Speaker 1: I hope you serve our country. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: Trump was like, you know what, We're gonna have a
Speaker 1: little Twitter few because the people fucking love it. And
Speaker 1: I was watching Biden on the view the other day,
Speaker 1: and um one of them asked him. He had the
Speaker 1: whole episode they had Biden on, and they asked him like,
Speaker 1: why do you think because his point was like, you know,
Speaker 1: no one ever heard Hillary's plans. It was all she
Speaker 1: was always on the defensive. It was this whatever. And
Speaker 1: they were like, what went wrong? Why didn't we ever
Speaker 1: get to hear Hillary? Why didn't we ever hear about
Speaker 1: her plans for like everyone getting free college, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 1: And he was like, look, you got the media and
Speaker 1: they have two options. They're gonna report on Hillary's plans
Speaker 1: for everyone to get free college, or they're gonna report
Speaker 1: on Donald Trump says grabbed him by the pussy. You
Speaker 1: can only really put all your resources on one. Which
Speaker 1: one are you gonna pick? You pick the fucking Donald
Speaker 1: Trump grab him by the pussy thing. And so you
Speaker 1: couldn't ever hear the positive aspects of what Hillary had
Speaker 1: because it was so inundated with this Trump nonsense whatever
Speaker 1: it was. And so really she never actually stood a
Speaker 1: chance because this is the first election we've ever had
Speaker 1: which was in the age of social media where you
Speaker 1: can just fucking totally flood everyone's feeds with this stuff,
Speaker 1: and all you're ever talking about is Trump, and when
Speaker 1: you're the star of the election, I'm not surprised he
Speaker 1: did win at the end, because what's the what was
Speaker 1: the big who was the big star of this election?
Speaker 1: Donald Trump? Like he wasn't He was all over the
Speaker 1: news and was never not for the past two years,
Speaker 1: He's never not been in the new So I guess
Speaker 1: it kind of makes sense that you couldn't get a
Speaker 1: word in edgewise. And this is this just goes to
Speaker 1: show you that Matt Rogers still gets a lot of
Speaker 1: his really truly deep, truly deep political analysis from the view,
Speaker 1: which is great. Okay, guys, loves of you. Guys, we
Speaker 1: were running out of time. Let's move on to I
Speaker 1: don't think so gosh, wow, that's insane, sad. I don't
Speaker 1: know if my episode is worth the hype. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say, no, it's worth it's worth the hype. What
Speaker 1: is what's going on? I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: if we haven't come up with any catchphrases in't the show.
Speaker 1: You know, we haven't come up with clinch taken down.
Speaker 1: Here we go. So now this podcast is becoming very
Speaker 1: self aware and I honestly, I would. I would throw
Speaker 1: a bone into the wolves right now and I'd say,
Speaker 1: how's are you? That's are what's are you start this
Speaker 1: show talking about catchphrase? Stocking up on all of our catchphrases.
Speaker 1: You self indulged. Piece of ship is what I posted last,
Speaker 1: and you maybe save this for and I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I have my I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And for the first time ever, I prepared it. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go after I don't think so. I I know
Speaker 1: who I didn't know what to do for. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, okay, chased Christie, do you do you
Speaker 1: truly think that this is not worth the hype? I
Speaker 1: think it's been so worth I don't know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I was telling matth that I feel like the only
Speaker 1: hype was Matt and Henry and you guys know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Listen, the thing is, Henry is not my boyfriend. Christie.
Speaker 1: You haven't met a celebrity in the past week. Have
Speaker 1: I have I met a celebrity? You haven't met a
Speaker 1: celebrity in the past week that you can talk about?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean, well, like Michelle Obama well and
Speaker 1: just to hear Henry speaking a joy a lovely, lovely boy.
Speaker 1: Um well, I did wait, hold on, I do want
Speaker 1: to talk about the Oscar is one more again? Yeah?
Speaker 1: One more gain? Yeah again? So you're a big fan
Speaker 1: of it, and what and and what do you think
Speaker 1: is the movie? Is the best movie of the year?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, talk about it? Go ahead, talk of about it?
Speaker 1: She can I'm listening, okay, Christie. I love so many
Speaker 1: different movies for so many different reasons. But what's the best,
Speaker 1: because one of them has to be the best. What's
Speaker 1: the what's the movie that made me feel the most?
Speaker 1: In the two movies that made me feel the most
Speaker 1: while watching them, like have actual emotional reactions to I'll
Speaker 1: say three were Moonlight. I felt anxious during the whole film,
Speaker 1: which I thought was very good. Lola Land I was
Speaker 1: just like mesmerized the whole time. Sometimes I was a
Speaker 1: little bored. I will say that that we had some
Speaker 1: slow moments and then pop Star like last I laughed
Speaker 1: my goddamn ass off. So it's about emotional reactions that
Speaker 1: I had in the theater. I would say those from
Speaker 1: my top three. I also loved The Lobster and the
Speaker 1: green Room made me very scared. Green Room made me
Speaker 1: very scared. It was that's I don't know, I've never
Speaker 1: heard of this movie green Room. Um, it had Anton
Speaker 1: yell Can I think it's his name passed away a
Speaker 1: month after the film like got released. That was really sad,
Speaker 1: really such a freak accident. Yeah, he's a very good actor.
Speaker 1: It also had that actress who I think has the
Speaker 1: most ridiculous name and I don't know why we don't
Speaker 1: make fun of her more for it. Image and Poots come,
Speaker 1: Image and Poots, and she's really giving a vibe of
Speaker 1: an image and Poods is like if we were to
Speaker 1: write a character that's this girl has an act just
Speaker 1: we it's a character name. It's not a real person.
Speaker 1: It's not neither is image and heap. Can we quote
Speaker 1: our favorite line from pop star? Yes, Um, that's an
Speaker 1: amazing name. Depth No Deborabora is that short for something?
Speaker 1: I think it's not Debora, it's Deborah is that short
Speaker 1: short for something? I think Debra in the theater. That
Speaker 1: movie also the whole the whole number of the I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like we felt that was good. The best part
Speaker 1: of it to me was the girl dancing the whole time,
Speaker 1: just the way she was amazing. It was amazing. I
Speaker 1: thought that movie was sucking that great ye and like, honestly,
Speaker 1: to me, better screenplay than Land. Well, if you want,
Speaker 1: I'll talk all the duda about. That's about pop Star
Speaker 1: And I need to go back and watch again because
Speaker 1: I've only seen it once in the theater. Is that
Speaker 1: I think it's a perfect example of a comedy movie
Speaker 1: not getting bogged down in plot, which I think is
Speaker 1: a problem with modern comedy movies is that they feel
Speaker 1: like there are a slave to this three act structure
Speaker 1: of like setting something up and then goes dad goes
Speaker 1: down and they have to fix at the end, which
Speaker 1: Pop Star does do. But most of the fun parts
Speaker 1: that movie is it like going off in these tangents
Speaker 1: that feel like sketches within a movie, but you're following
Speaker 1: the same character. That's like a very now that the
Speaker 1: comedies that would have been popular over the past ten
Speaker 1: fifteen years, or like the ataw comedies. I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a common theme in those movies that
Speaker 1: act the act three sucks like really slow, right, And
Speaker 1: I get the act two sucks. The two suck because
Speaker 1: it's just the longer stretch of the movie where it's
Speaker 1: like it's the middle and you know, not that much.
Speaker 1: I feel myself sometimes wanting to be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want to watch that movie, and then realize I only
Speaker 1: want to watch the first half of it, and I
Speaker 1: will turn a movie off for halfwards, Like the things
Speaker 1: I remember loving about this movie are already done, so
Speaker 1: I'm not going to finish it. I love that when
Speaker 1: those movies get even more fucking crazy in the third act, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, movie is really good, pineapple express it once.
Speaker 1: I like it. The movie gets so fucking insane in
Speaker 1: the third act, and like to me, that's like that's
Speaker 1: why they have like the warehouse fight, right, and like
Speaker 1: it just keeps getting more insane, and I feel like
Speaker 1: that's how you heighten. Like I mean, for example, like
Speaker 1: Knocked Up, which I think is so good. It's so
Speaker 1: good like Pent of the Way, and then it just
Speaker 1: it fucking just really slows down there. I saw Knocked
Speaker 1: Up with friends from church, and the kids sitting next
Speaker 1: to me was he had been homeschooled for most of
Speaker 1: his life, but had integrated into our high school. Um
Speaker 1: so still kind of a homeschool kid. He was a
Speaker 1: part of our church. He sat next to me and
Speaker 1: the whole time he shook his head and put his
Speaker 1: head in his hands, like in a disapproving way. Um,
Speaker 1: And I was like very much laughing, you know, I
Speaker 1: was doing that thing called laughing, and he was judging
Speaker 1: at the entire time. Yeah, everything, everything, just everything. What
Speaker 1: would twelve thirteen year old Chrissy Shafer to think of
Speaker 1: the last cultures? Thus she I think she would be like, Um,
Speaker 1: finally there's like a voice to me. Um, you guys
Speaker 1: are holding each other. Twelve year old loved culture, wanted more.
Speaker 1: I didn't have that many pop culture obs as friends.
Speaker 1: She loved the gays. Yes, yes, And here's the deal
Speaker 1: is that like Ryan movie was super formative for me.
Speaker 1: Show popular And this is a longer conversation for a
Speaker 1: longer podcast. But I went to a very Baptist school
Speaker 1: where the head pastor has a very anti gay policy
Speaker 1: and put up a terrible sign on the church for
Speaker 1: the sermon the year after I graduated from high school
Speaker 1: called y gay is not okay. And he's the he's
Speaker 1: the Christian correspondent on Fox News Now and he's a
Speaker 1: huge Trump supporter. He's he's terrible, and I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: anyone from my high school is listening to this, but
Speaker 1: I think he is terrible and I think he's a
Speaker 1: horrible person. And from then on I was like, I
Speaker 1: think I've cut ties with my high school. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: you know what. I hope that they are listening. I
Speaker 1: hope everyone from your high school was a last cultures.
Speaker 1: There are people from my high school now we were
Speaker 1: like cool and whatnot and have evolved from We were
Speaker 1: certainly brainwashed in high school. In my opinion, I used
Speaker 1: to think the devil was inside me. But again, this
Speaker 1: is a longer conversation forward. This is the thing to
Speaker 1: didn't think to bring it back to RuPaul. It's like
Speaker 1: I kind of if I were to see that today
Speaker 1: and see the sign that says why gay is now okay,
Speaker 1: Like I would just laugh because it's just now, it's
Speaker 1: not even a fence now, because because you because you
Speaker 1: broke away from the matrix and you were like, oh
Speaker 1: this is just very comical, but of course it's hurting someone.
Speaker 1: But still anyway, well, the world is terrifying certain parts
Speaker 1: of it, Yeah, I mean all of it, but like
Speaker 1: certain parts of it where people haven't evolved. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: with that, that's a perfect segue into at least my
Speaker 1: I don't think honey, I will go first now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. For those of you listening at
Speaker 1: home is your favorite segment, I mean it is the
Speaker 1: touchstone of last cultures test. We put woman in on
Speaker 1: the clock. We really against something and culture that's grinding
Speaker 1: our gears. It's getting us. We get into all the
Speaker 1: ticks and tanks. All we gotta itch our skin raw,
Speaker 1: We gotta you know, shed the bad skin like a
Speaker 1: snake does, and crawl out of our issues with cultural
Speaker 1: Here we go. I just talked, Okay, Matt Rodgers, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: South Brooklyn, you're the most overrated fucking part of New York. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. If I want to go to you,
Speaker 1: it takes me an hour and a goddamn half. The
Speaker 1: subways inside of you are fucking shit. If I ever
Speaker 1: see the R train again, I'll spit on it as
Speaker 1: it comes in. I don't care who's on. I don't
Speaker 1: care if the conductor will come from me. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: come from me. You live in South Brooklyn. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. By Ridge, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: If I want to go to a theme park, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to Coney Island. I will go to sixth
Speaker 1: Great Adventure of the Port Authority at Midtown, which at
Speaker 1: least lives up to its name. At least you're getting
Speaker 1: there and you know it's going to be a little
Speaker 1: bit of a challenge, and you're fine with it because
Speaker 1: at least there's good things about it. There's nothing good
Speaker 1: about South Brooklyn. If I want to go to South
Speaker 1: Brooklyn and drinking mimosa, it's forty eight dollars, bitch. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I don't think about I don't
Speaker 1: care about you park slow moms and dads looking all
Speaker 1: hot with your kids. You don't care about them their accessories.
Speaker 1: To you, it's all about the image with you. It's
Speaker 1: all about the aesthetics. I've been to North Brooklyn. I
Speaker 1: loved it. The subway acts was amazing. I feel sorry
Speaker 1: for you guys. That's gonna shut down. I live on
Speaker 1: the Upper east Side now spound Trial and more like it,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm gagging. I don't think so, honey. South Brooklyn. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're killing your kids? Are accessory? Very upsetting. What if
Speaker 1: you have a what if all of your listeners are
Speaker 1: from Bay Ridge? If everything move out, listen, you have
Speaker 1: the ability to get out. Okay, I'm sorry talking about
Speaker 1: it like it's sucking scientology, it is, it's cult. What
Speaker 1: about what about the heavy Chinese immigrant population in Bay Ridge?
Speaker 1: What do you have to say to What do you
Speaker 1: have to say to them? What do you have to
Speaker 1: say to them? I have to say to them that
Speaker 1: it sucks that they live in such a shitty place.
Speaker 1: I have to say to them, it's it sucks that
Speaker 1: they're commuting on the R Y. It's the lamb. The
Speaker 1: subways forgot. It's the lamb. The subways forgot. I work
Speaker 1: in Red Hook, Brooklyn. There is literally I'm done, I'm
Speaker 1: done making excuses for it. There is hard to get
Speaker 1: around in North Brooklyn, and you're saying that train access
Speaker 1: is at in South No, honey, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've ever heard of this. It's called the G and
Speaker 1: it's also called the J. It's also called the Z
Speaker 1: and yeah, and it's also called the L, which is
Speaker 1: nailing it. No, it's I lived off the L when
Speaker 1: I was staying with Sudi, who housed me when I
Speaker 1: had no home. She housed me and Henry and we
Speaker 1: lived off the L. And let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: I got my life. Okay, three weeks. You're not living
Speaker 1: there long term. I live off the six now. And
Speaker 1: it's a joy every day for me now. Because no,
Speaker 1: because it's not a joy because you know what, the
Speaker 1: six and the four and the five are narrow trains.
Speaker 1: They're not wide. You know, it's a wide train. The R,
Speaker 1: at the Q, the W, the N. Is this your
Speaker 1: I don't think so. If you have so much to say,
Speaker 1: this is this is Bowens. I don't think this is
Speaker 1: gonna end. His time starts now. I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: Matt fucking Rogers, I don't think I am. I am
Speaker 1: doing so much work day and day out trying to
Speaker 1: promote this goddamn podcast I write. I wrote a post
Speaker 1: at two am last night saying, hey, if you like
Speaker 1: the Last Cultures podcast, leave us a rating or a
Speaker 1: review on iTunes. It would really just be a signal
Speaker 1: boost for us. And Honey, I have never seen you
Speaker 1: do this. I have I seen you ever make make
Speaker 1: one piece of promotion, Make a poster, make a quote poster,
Speaker 1: make design the goddamn logo for this podcast. No, bitch, no,
Speaker 1: you haven't. Bitch, I am. I am pull my heart,
Speaker 1: I am pouring my You do not take up my
Speaker 1: space in my I don't think so, honey, Bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Matt Rodgers for nodding his head
Speaker 1: of me with contempt in his eyes as I tell
Speaker 1: him what is what with this? I give comedic value.
Speaker 1: I come up with. I give comedic value. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I'm the one who's who always steers
Speaker 1: the conversation back to where it should go. I am.
Speaker 1: I'm Joe. Kim Booster has said, Matt Rodgers is the
Speaker 1: bull in the china, and I am the shop owner
Speaker 1: trying to assemble everything back together. Bitch, I didn't know
Speaker 1: you said that, bitch. I am. I am the north Star,
Speaker 1: and that's that's. I think that you are a lost
Speaker 1: young child. I think that you a lost young child.
Speaker 1: And never forget that you respect your elders. And I'm
Speaker 1: older than you. Can I please do my yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but this is this is not resolved. But we will.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll have to We'll have to just resolve
Speaker 1: this on the next episode. This episode, the Christie shock Over,
Speaker 1: an episode of Last Colt ended in conflict. Thank you,
Speaker 1: that's okay, all right, here we go Christie Shockolford, Last
Speaker 1: Cultures as time starts now. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Matt fucking Rockers, you do not interrupted, fucking I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. You got one minute I'm interrupted to talk. You.
Speaker 1: Let bow And speak. I am whatever the kid's name is.
Speaker 1: He is Britney Spears. Let Bowen speak. Leave and that's
Speaker 1: why that's why I run around here. Chris Crocker, I'm
Speaker 1: messing up the levels. I am sorry, Alex, but you
Speaker 1: do not talk during somebody else's I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I am not even a host of this podcast. I
Speaker 1: am a devoted listener. Did I could? Did I get
Speaker 1: to talk when? I don't think so, honey, Bowen did?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Austin, No, because it wasn't
Speaker 1: in the room and I wouldn't up because it's his
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. And I cannot believe you you
Speaker 1: would ship. You would ship on your own I don't
Speaker 1: think you would ship on your podcast. Hold down your pants.
Speaker 1: You're taking a ship on your podcast. You are the
Speaker 1: reason that people you know, like like lose their dreams
Speaker 1: because they they do not keep the site of what
Speaker 1: was the goal. You are changing the goal. You are
Speaker 1: actively changing it. You are you are the crack in
Speaker 1: the pipe that is flooding the house. Minute. Wow. So Chris, however,
Speaker 1: has just said you are the reason dreams die. To me,
Speaker 1: I think if you're the reason people don't get their dreams,
Speaker 1: she looked at me and said that it's because of you.
Speaker 1: You're the cracking the pipe. I have to tell you something.
Speaker 1: Flooding the house, I've never flooding the house that God built.
Speaker 1: I've never felt more joy than when you didn't know
Speaker 1: Chris Crocker's name. Just now and I could say it,
Speaker 1: and I could look you as you came from me,
Speaker 1: and I could say, Chris, careful what you wish for luck,
Speaker 1: Chris Crocker. Chris Christie was worried about this episode not
Speaker 1: being not living up to the hype. Honey, this is
Speaker 1: incendiary and said this episode true conflict coming out. I
Speaker 1: will have a discussion with you. We will when I
Speaker 1: look at Will, we will discuss bitch Christie and I
Speaker 1: will bounce back from this because we have to work
Speaker 1: together on a bus called the Ride and we have
Speaker 1: to turn it on. And do you not care when
Speaker 1: we talk about Selena Gomez and you and I we
Speaker 1: have a we have a personal conflict. Now we have
Speaker 1: a conflict and we will resolve or not. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Let's see. You should get a therapist and for the
Speaker 1: next episode, Yes, is this the end of Last Cultures Us?
Speaker 1: Tune in next time to find out. Thanks to Christie Shockleford.
Speaker 1: What wonderful? What days I've got to show this Thursday.
Speaker 1: Don't know if the episode is going to be out
Speaker 1: by then, that is okay. February six, though, is my
Speaker 1: final show. Diane and I want to say I have
Speaker 1: seen Diane Shangla presents Not Try, Not Dry Yet two
Speaker 1: times and it's so good and you should see it
Speaker 1: because it's truly great character work, it's smart, it's really
Speaker 1: good writing, it's a great performance. You should see it. Um.
Speaker 1: I second that I saw just this past Friday. Loved it.
Speaker 1: I think the ending. I'm not going to spoil it
Speaker 1: for anybody, but the ending is it's so funny and
Speaker 1: also just one more thing, um, Bone and i's last
Speaker 1: show of paper that's amazing. Earth is also this Friday. Um,
Speaker 1: come because it's gonna be the last time you can
Speaker 1: see it, you guys, and I'm gonna be there good
Speaker 1: and uh, it's really good and we're so proud of
Speaker 1: it and it's been such a nice, good, long, happy
Speaker 1: run at UCB. And also please come out to Henry
Speaker 1: Koperski is a little night music on a well at
Speaker 1: eleven thirty pm at UCB East. That will be so fun.
Speaker 1: Christie Shachiffer, thank you so much for being a bye
Speaker 1: bye forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive
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