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Speaker 1: Today I effed up by almost tumble drying my own

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Speaker 1: cat to death. Oh no, bad cat out are not good?

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Speaker 1: Come on, not how you get that pussy dry? No,

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Speaker 1: it is not. There are many other ways to dry

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Speaker 1: your pussy. Just introduce them to me. There we go, self, bird.

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Speaker 1: So I'll start by saying that I have an awesome

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Speaker 1: pair of noise canceling headphones that I wear when I'm

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Speaker 1: doing shores around the house, and they work really well,

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Speaker 1: like really well. I'm jamming out unloading the dishwasher, and

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Speaker 1: I remember I have some laundry to fold and more

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Speaker 1: to wash, So go on over to the dryer, and

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Speaker 1: I have a load of bedding that was dry and

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Speaker 1: still in the that was dry but still in the dryer.

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Speaker 1: I decide I just wanted to fluff everything up and

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Speaker 1: get the wrinkles out before I fold everything. So I

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Speaker 1: slam the dryer door closed and start the dryer. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: nothing's gonna go wrong here. Oh no. Now, thankfully I

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Speaker 1: have two pussy cats and see the other one standing

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Speaker 1: in the laundry room. Immediately looked very scared. My other

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Speaker 1: cat puffed out her fur, but she won't run away

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Speaker 1: like she usually would when she startled. She's just looking

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Speaker 1: at the dryer and back at me, and back at

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Speaker 1: the dryer and back at me, still extremely puffed up.

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Speaker 1: I think maybe the dryer is scaring her or something,

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Speaker 1: and she needs and she needs to use the litter box,

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Speaker 1: which is right next to the dryer. Sometimes if there's

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Speaker 1: change in the dryer, she'll get scared of it. So

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Speaker 1: I turn off the dryer and said, okay, you can

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Speaker 1: use it now, But she doesn't go to the litter box.

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Speaker 1: She's still looking off puffy. This is when I take

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Speaker 1: off my headphones and I hear something in the dryer.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I open it and Cat number two comes

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Speaker 1: bolting out. He had decided at some point to take

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Speaker 1: a nap in the bedding in the dryer. No, which

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Speaker 1: our cat does that too, not in the dryer, though,

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Speaker 1: And I had closed this poor baby in there and

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Speaker 1: started the dryer on him. This all happened in the

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Speaker 1: space of maybe ten to fifteen seconds before I turned

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Speaker 1: it off, And thankfully he was unharmed and got lots

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Speaker 1: of treats and extra struggles. And I feel like a monster.

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Speaker 1: My other cat as a hero. She got my attention

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Speaker 1: and legit saved his fucking life. I am so grateful

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Speaker 1: to her and so happy nothing went wrong. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: so lucky.