WEBVTT - No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking many year. So motherfucking mini episo. Yep, yep, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another phenomenal mini episode. And my mama told me

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 1>black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the

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<v Speaker 1>theories that you the listener have at home. It's your time, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a superstar. You're a goddamn You're a goddamn angel.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what we want to hear. What you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say. We love you, We love you, You're special

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<v Speaker 1>to us. Well, we'll go down on you. Fuck it,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll go. We'll flip it over. We'll go to the

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<v Speaker 1>back too. Why not? Why not? If we feel the

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<v Speaker 1>way we feel about you, why wouldn't we smack it up,

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<v Speaker 1>flip it, rub it down. Oh no, I'm David Boring

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm Langston Kerman and and boy, is that a

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<v Speaker 1>greeting we need to learn to replicate? Huh? Should we?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall we do that on every episode? I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>about as good as it's gonna get. Yeah, smack it up,

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<v Speaker 1>flip it, rub it down. Oh no, I'm David boring.

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<v Speaker 1>What a fucking way to introduce yourself. Yeah, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where I'm coming from, not at all. I will

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<v Speaker 1>say that that. Uh. We we've gotten a few messages.

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<v Speaker 1>Last time we spoke. I believe we we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a debate you and I had about

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<v Speaker 1>the math from from driving from Denver to the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of Wyoming, the undecided middle of Wyoming, right, And I

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<v Speaker 1>have now gotten three, I think upwards of three emails

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<v Speaker 1>from various listeners who all wanted to make it clear

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<v Speaker 1>that you, David, were in fact correct about and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even drive like that. A person named Asia said, Hey, David,

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<v Speaker 1>and Lankson loved the podcast. Keep up the good work, David.

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<v Speaker 1>You never said where in the middle of Wyoming? So

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<v Speaker 1>I picked Riverton on a good day. Uh. Denver to

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<v Speaker 1>Riverton is three hundred and forty nine miles via I A,

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<v Speaker 1>I E. D West or US to eighty seven North.

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<v Speaker 1>Two thousand six Honda Civic Basic Bitch Model No Fast,

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<v Speaker 1>no Furious has a fuel tank capacity of thirteen point

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<v Speaker 1>to gallons and gets thirty miles per gallon in the

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<v Speaker 1>city and forty on the highway. We're gonna use thirty

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<v Speaker 1>because ain't no way we're going to risk it and

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<v Speaker 1>run on fumes in the middle of Wyoming. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>driving from a full tank three hundred ninety six miles

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<v Speaker 1>per tank, you can make it to Riverton with forty

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<v Speaker 1>seven miles left on empty. If this math is wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>oh well, but I'm pretty sure it is. It is anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>by bitches what Asia wrote, and to all of that,

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<v Speaker 1>I say, fuck you, Asia. You didn't have to do

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<v Speaker 1>none of that. You could have mind your motherfucking business.

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<v Speaker 1>I stayed the funk out of grown folst business. Asia.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, fuck uh fuck uh uh Padre because Pedro

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<v Speaker 1>had a whole bunch of say about this ship talking

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<v Speaker 1>about two nine miles from Denver to Jefferson City. Fuck, oh, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give a ship. I think you all. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys are great. I appreciate you doing math, calculating in

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<v Speaker 1>the lab, whatever you had to do to because you

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<v Speaker 1>could be wrong. I don't know, but I trust you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I gotta say about that. You couldn't be wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. I trust you. Yeah, I I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't care for you dorks involving yourselves at all, but

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<v Speaker 1>you want to appreciate you listening. We're big fans that

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<v Speaker 1>you're not at these dorgs for doing research. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>one who does the research for this pod. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>only to my advantage, not not for other people to

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<v Speaker 1>sauce on me. You know what I mean. They were

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<v Speaker 1>saucing that we're saucing. She started. She said, if a

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<v Speaker 1>train is traveling at a hundred and thirty six miles

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<v Speaker 1>per hour in one direction, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>She hit me with some fucking word problems. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot to unpack there. Man, God blessed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta drive to Wyoming now, get some fireworks. Gets

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<v Speaker 1>some fireworks. That's right. You said that's the big thing

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<v Speaker 1>for Wyoming for y'all. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I

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<v Speaker 1>assume there's some type of industry, but for me, it

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<v Speaker 1>was mostly for fireworks. I want to get into this

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<v Speaker 1>unrelated I guess conspiracy theory. Oh, this is another thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I should address before we get into the conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 1>I also received a message, and this relates to our

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<v Speaker 1>conversation around milk. When you remember we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the dangers of milk recently. An unrelated A person named

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<v Speaker 1>Brian sent me a message about my puffy nipples. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you remember we had a I do remember discussion about

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<v Speaker 1>puffy nipples as well and Brian. Brian said, I too

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<v Speaker 1>used to suffer from puffy nipples until one day I

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<v Speaker 1>read a Darwind's blog post that talked about how he

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<v Speaker 1>used to be badly afflicted with acne until he quit dairy.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did the same, and not only did my

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<v Speaker 1>acne clear up, but my nipples calmed the funk down.

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<v Speaker 1>I figured it was because I no longer uh was

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<v Speaker 1>no longer second handing some sort of nipple based hormone,

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<v Speaker 1>and because I was lactose and tolerant my conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 1>Milk can fuck you up? Love the podcast. Thanks, that's

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<v Speaker 1>from Brian. I don't I think that, Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's I think there's legitimate saying like he did

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<v Speaker 1>the research. Yeah no, he he did the experiment on himself.

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<v Speaker 1>He gave up the milk and them titties turned to

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<v Speaker 1>went flat on him. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong if

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<v Speaker 1>you got puffy nipples, you know, there's no shame in it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't ever feel bad about your pooffy nipples. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but but still you know you could change it. You

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<v Speaker 1>can do something about it. And I'm gonna try to

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<v Speaker 1>do something about it now. Thank you Brian for your inspiration. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you should like track your nipple puff progress. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm gonna get a real small ruler and uh

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<v Speaker 1>say you take every pictures every day for them. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make an inspirational Instagram account for for the titties

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<v Speaker 1>that I've transformed my titties into. Oh man, put like

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<v Speaker 1>a like a grind hustler motivate. Yeah exactly. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>like that going down. And then after a while I'll

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<v Speaker 1>start getting sponsorships or things that have nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with puffy nipples, you know what I mean. It'll yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll just be like temporary tattoos that are like asking

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<v Speaker 1>me to promote their ship. So yeah, motor oil for nipples.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I want to get into our actual big

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<v Speaker 1>email for the day. This is. This came from a

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<v Speaker 1>person who requested to remain anonymous. They yeah, they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to share their name, and you'll see why pretty quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>They sent a message they said, high length high lengths

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<v Speaker 1>in the David, please don't use my name. Smiley face

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<v Speaker 1>I love the show, and for all the silliness, YouTube

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<v Speaker 1>really stimulate productive conversation about the effect of white supremacy

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<v Speaker 1>on black people. I don't know if that was our goal,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm glad that that's what you're getting out. I

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<v Speaker 1>also don't think you've heard the last episode. We were open,

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<v Speaker 1>we were aiming for chaos. We weren't really. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>but that said, it means the world to us that

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<v Speaker 1>that you feel that way. They went on to say,

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<v Speaker 1>my conspiracy theory that I've been quietly spreading for months

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<v Speaker 1>is that black families with lots of kids become Jehovah's

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<v Speaker 1>witnesses to avoid purchasing Christmas and birthday gifts. They realized

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<v Speaker 1>they should. They could still love Jesus and not have

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<v Speaker 1>to buy into commercialism or Hollywood or holidays or birthdays.

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<v Speaker 1>Please find some examples to support this idea below, Serena

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<v Speaker 1>Williams family, Donald Glover's family, Michael Jackson's family. I rest

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<v Speaker 1>my case, man, that feels that feels pretty possible to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never known somebody who was like, it was just

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<v Speaker 1>me and my single mom, we were Jehovah's witnesses right

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<v Speaker 1>right away. There was always well, yeah, it's always a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of kids that that are Jehovah's witnesses, Like they're

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<v Speaker 1>buying vans, you know. I like how you made it

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<v Speaker 1>seem like it's a fleet of vans just to move

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<v Speaker 1>these children from school to not holiday parties. You never

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<v Speaker 1>you never grew up with like you never had weird

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<v Speaker 1>van families. We did have weird van families. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really a fleet. But I I hear you that they talk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they had like a mini van that was much older

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<v Speaker 1>than it seemed like it should be. Yeah, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was just like eight lds kids packed in

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<v Speaker 1>there at all time. My question, or at least what

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<v Speaker 1>what immediately popped in my head because I agree with you,

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<v Speaker 1>it does feel like it holds a little bit of weight.

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<v Speaker 1>Is My question is do the kids come before or

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<v Speaker 1>are they a byproduct of like Jehovah's witness practices, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think some of it is also like and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe this is not true, but I think they're like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't gotta come on, man, I ain't gotta wear

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<v Speaker 1>no condoms. Oh they're fucking row. I think that that's

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<v Speaker 1>the main reason people become crazy religious. It's the is

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<v Speaker 1>anti condom ship. Yeah, God says, I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>win one baby. Yeah, Like you know, I think that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's all about fucking. It's the same reason

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<v Speaker 1>like Mormons they're polygamous because they like fucking a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's the that's the thing, right, So like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot imagine Jehovah's Witnesses where condoms or use any

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<v Speaker 1>kind of birth control other than gravity. Right, And so

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<v Speaker 1>with that, I guess the question is, are are you

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<v Speaker 1>becoming Jehovah's witness afterwards or are you actually like already

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<v Speaker 1>that and then all these kids become a part of

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<v Speaker 1>it because y'all are just raw dog in each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it's later. I would I would bet that

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<v Speaker 1>it's like damn five, all right, we gotta do something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like fuck, who who would make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>we don't have to buy these kids gifts? Sweet Jehovah gyro? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because what because that's the only thing I even know

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<v Speaker 1>about Jehovah's Witnesses mm hmm, Like is it? What's what

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<v Speaker 1>else is different about them? Like are they just are

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<v Speaker 1>they just Christians? They believe that Heaven has like a

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<v Speaker 1>capacity that like there's it's a limited number of people

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<v Speaker 1>that can get into Heaven. And that's why they go

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<v Speaker 1>door to door spreading the word is because number one,

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<v Speaker 1>they're trying to recruit new members, but number two that

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<v Speaker 1>is part of like their mission to earn their spot

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<v Speaker 1>into Heaven is by getting more people to believe in God. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but if there's a capacity, couldn't they be like what if,

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<v Speaker 1>like you, you bring ten people in and then now

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<v Speaker 1>there's no space for you. That's always been my issue

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<v Speaker 1>with it, is like I think that the number is

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<v Speaker 1>like a hundred and eighties something thousands, So it feels

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<v Speaker 1>like you already the doors already shut, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like they're already being like, hey, no more

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<v Speaker 1>if you ain't got no girls, which you can't come

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<v Speaker 1>in at the way, you know what I'm saying. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's why they got all those kids and wives, ten chicks.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm not showing up alone. We're buying bottles

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<v Speaker 1>peach SI rock for me and all my family. Right

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying, you're saying, right now we're at normal capacity,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you're willing to drop the bread, you can

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<v Speaker 1>still get in the club, right, No, I mean because yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's definitely something that happens afterwards though.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely like you have a few kids, money is

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<v Speaker 1>getting tight. They got birthdays every year, and like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say you have six kids evenly spaced out, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>birthday every other month. Yeah, that's not good. And and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, I'll be honest. I'm feeling anxiety just

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<v Speaker 1>uh with my one child and buying a birthday gift

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<v Speaker 1>and like something that's appropriate to a one year old.

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<v Speaker 1>And and also it's going to impress my wife enough

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<v Speaker 1>not to make and make her feel like she needs

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<v Speaker 1>to leave me. So it's like, yeah, no, it stinks.

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<v Speaker 1>But having to do that six times a year, that's

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<v Speaker 1>and then Christmas, that's that's crazy. Wait, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get the one year old? Have you decided? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I'm not. I'm not landed on nothing. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you got pitches, I'm taking them. Baby. That's see,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the problem. My wife already got her like some

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<v Speaker 1>bracelets and ships, so I'm yeah, I'm coming in. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you should buy some ship that you can't nail down,

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<v Speaker 1>like get her name a star after some do. No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a scam at the zoo or some ship in

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<v Speaker 1>her name or some ship. That's a scam you can

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<v Speaker 1>only pull on like sick kids and grandma's. You can't.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that to discerning adults who know you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. It does sound like a scam. Ship.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we gonna What are you gonna get your daughter? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I gotta figure it out and fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you bronzed any of her ship? No, nothing's bronzed yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You should bronze something. Okay, that's I'm now. I'm liking

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<v Speaker 1>where you're heading. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, dip

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<v Speaker 1>some baby shoes and and uh, the first ones get

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<v Speaker 1>the first ones. You guys got whoever diplomatic bronze it

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I got a guy. I got a bronzing guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I got, I got bronze, gold plated whatever you need. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's stalk after the podcast. We might we might be

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<v Speaker 1>able to find something here. But as far as he's

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<v Speaker 1>Jehovah's witnesses, man, I because it just seems like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know a lot of everybody I've ever known that

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<v Speaker 1>was Jehovah's witnesses seemed to be some type of late

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<v Speaker 1>life conversion via their parents. Like I don't I but

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe that's because I'm not close to the church,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know a lot of people who are

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<v Speaker 1>like I grew up with it. Like it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people grow up with it and then

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<v Speaker 1>they leave that ship. Princeps have the birthday parties. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I I've known a few people who grew up that

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<v Speaker 1>way and then didn't stay committed to it. And then

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<v Speaker 1>there are people who I knew who grew up that

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<v Speaker 1>How many kids do they have? Uh A lot? Actually not, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they kept sucking. They were like, now that parts cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like I hear y'all on this. I party. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>birthday party would be tight too. But that said, I

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<v Speaker 1>also have a family member too who grew up that way.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what we're like excommunicated from the church. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's like a real thing that the church tends

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<v Speaker 1>to do, and it is one of the things. And

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<v Speaker 1>Quinta is a person who grew up that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>she she's not the excommunication person, but she's talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this or she and I talked about this of like

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<v Speaker 1>how it is one of those things that I do

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<v Speaker 1>respect about their commitment to the religion. Were like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you do what they don't like, they kick you the

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<v Speaker 1>funk out. They don't like play that thing where they're like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can still save yourself. They're like, no, you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>making the cut. Get the funk out of here. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I respect the discipline for sure. I respected even the

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<v Speaker 1>discipline of of no birthdays and holidays. I even respect

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<v Speaker 1>the discipline of that. I think there's a great case

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<v Speaker 1>to be made for it, right, I mean, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think that it's like it seems to be like based

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<v Speaker 1>in frugal, being frugal, you know, yeah, it doesn't seem

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<v Speaker 1>completely altruistic, not at all. You're not just looking out

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<v Speaker 1>for the kids greater good by taking away birthdays, you

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<v Speaker 1>you truly are saving hundreds of dollars, if not thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars a year. Jesus celebrated holidays. Yeah, Jesus loved

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<v Speaker 1>a good holiday. Well wait are they but are they

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<v Speaker 1>do they read the Bible? Do they believe in like

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<v Speaker 1>the Covenant of the New Testament? Are they Old Testament people?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think they I don't know a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred percent, but I know that they read the Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that they're they have like their own

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<v Speaker 1>extra chapters if I'm remember like the Catholic Apocryphone whatever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's similar to And that's essentially what Mormon situation is too.

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<v Speaker 1>That like, it's not that they don't read the same Bible,

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<v Speaker 1>they just have some extra like stuff that they have.

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<v Speaker 1>The stuff from the tablets though, Yeah, may I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where it's from. He looked through the thing and

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<v Speaker 1>what Joseph Smith or whatever he was, he was a

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<v Speaker 1>snake oil salesman. That's not what we're getting into. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>knows being a Mormon is a scam. They wear magic underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>Jehovah's witnesses, I do, I I'm I'm I'm with this one.

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<v Speaker 1>You you respect the Jehovah's witnesses, but you also acknowledge

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<v Speaker 1>their frugality in their decision making. Yeah, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. Okay, that's a good little take on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, look, yeah, I think you're right that they

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<v Speaker 1>probably are turning to Jehovah's witness beliefs in order to

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<v Speaker 1>save money. But that doesn't make them any less committed

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<v Speaker 1>because of the level of work that they're putting in

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<v Speaker 1>to stay part of the church. I couldn't have said

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<v Speaker 1>it better myself. All right, Well, that that seems legit

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<v Speaker 1>to me. I think that's fair. If I have to

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<v Speaker 1>go door to door and and try to convince very

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<v Speaker 1>angry people that my way of interpreting the Bible and

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<v Speaker 1>religious text is correct, then yeah, I deserve not to

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<v Speaker 1>buy my daughter a birthday gift exactly. That seems that

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<v Speaker 1>seems fair. I don't I don't got no issues with that.

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<v Speaker 1>So listener, anonymous listener, I hope this satisfies your your theory,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hope you've learned a lesson about judging the

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<v Speaker 1>Jehovah's witnesses unfairly. Maybe they're not cheap, maybe they're they're

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<v Speaker 1>just making necessary sacrifices for uh not going broke and

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<v Speaker 1>broad dog and their wives exactly. Well, we did it

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<v Speaker 1>all right, BORI. Could you tell the people where they

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<v Speaker 1>can find you what cool ship you have going on? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, just gonna just follow my Instagram cool by

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<v Speaker 1>jokes seven and I have all my dates up there coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of different dates I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>of right now, but yeah, go to go to go

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<v Speaker 1>to my Instagram. I would appreciate it great. As always.

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<v Speaker 1>You can follow me at Langston Kerman uh and you

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<v Speaker 1>can come see me at Lyric Hyperion on September and

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna be a really fun show. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>can see me in New York on September nineteen at

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<v Speaker 1>City Winery. And if you want to send us your

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<v Speaker 1>own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>accuse other religions of being cheap, you can send those

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<v Speaker 1>theories to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We

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<v Speaker 1>would love to hear from you. That's it. That's all, bye, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother motherfucking many years so, mother fucking mini herself many

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<v Speaker 1>years so, Mother fucking miny years so.