1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: Motherfucking many year. So motherfucking mini episo. Yep, yep, yep, 2 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 3 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 1: to another phenomenal mini episode. And my mama told me 4 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the 6 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: theories that you the listener have at home. It's your time, baby. 7 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: You're a superstar. You're a goddamn You're a goddamn angel. 8 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: And you know what we want to hear. What you 9 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: gotta say. We love you, We love you, You're special 10 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: to us. Well, we'll go down on you. Fuck it, 11 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: we'll go. We'll flip it over. We'll go to the 12 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: back too. Why not? Why not? If we feel the 13 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: way we feel about you, why wouldn't we smack it up, 14 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: flip it, rub it down. Oh no, I'm David Boring 15 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: and I'm Langston Kerman and and boy, is that a 16 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 1: greeting we need to learn to replicate? Huh? Should we? 17 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: Shall we do that on every episode? I think that's 18 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 1: about as good as it's gonna get. Yeah, smack it up, 19 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 1: flip it, rub it down. Oh no, I'm David boring. 20 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: What a fucking way to introduce yourself. Yeah, you don't 21 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: know where I'm coming from, not at all. I will 22 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: say that that. Uh. We we've gotten a few messages. 23 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: Last time we spoke. I believe we we talked about 24 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: a bit of a debate you and I had about 25 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: the math from from driving from Denver to the middle 26 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 1: of Wyoming, the undecided middle of Wyoming, right, And I 27 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: have now gotten three, I think upwards of three emails 28 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: from various listeners who all wanted to make it clear 29 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: that you, David, were in fact correct about and I 30 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: don't even drive like that. A person named Asia said, Hey, David, 31 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: and Lankson loved the podcast. Keep up the good work, David. 32 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: You never said where in the middle of Wyoming? So 33 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: I picked Riverton on a good day. Uh. Denver to 34 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,239 Speaker 1: Riverton is three hundred and forty nine miles via I A, 35 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: I E. D West or US to eighty seven North. 36 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: Two thousand six Honda Civic Basic Bitch Model No Fast, 37 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: no Furious has a fuel tank capacity of thirteen point 38 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: to gallons and gets thirty miles per gallon in the 39 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: city and forty on the highway. We're gonna use thirty 40 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: because ain't no way we're going to risk it and 41 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 1: run on fumes in the middle of Wyoming. If you're 42 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 1: driving from a full tank three hundred ninety six miles 43 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: per tank, you can make it to Riverton with forty 44 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 1: seven miles left on empty. If this math is wrong, 45 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: oh well, but I'm pretty sure it is. It is anyway, 46 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: by bitches what Asia wrote, and to all of that, 47 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: I say, fuck you, Asia. You didn't have to do 48 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: none of that. You could have mind your motherfucking business. 49 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: I stayed the funk out of grown folst business. Asia. 50 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: Fuck you, fuck uh fuck uh uh Padre because Pedro 51 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 1: had a whole bunch of say about this ship talking 52 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: about two nine miles from Denver to Jefferson City. Fuck, oh, y'all. 53 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. I think you all. You 54 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: guys are great. I appreciate you doing math, calculating in 55 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: the lab, whatever you had to do to because you 56 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: could be wrong. I don't know, but I trust you. 57 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: That's what I gotta say about that. You couldn't be wrong, 58 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: but I don't know. I trust you. Yeah, I I 59 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: didn't care for you dorks involving yourselves at all, but 60 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: you want to appreciate you listening. We're big fans that 61 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: you're not at these dorgs for doing research. You're the 62 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: one who does the research for this pod. Yeah, but 63 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: only to my advantage, not not for other people to 64 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: sauce on me. You know what I mean. They were 65 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 1: saucing that we're saucing. She started. She said, if a 66 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: train is traveling at a hundred and thirty six miles 67 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 1: per hour in one direction, you know what I mean. 68 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: She hit me with some fucking word problems. Yeah, there 69 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: was a lot to unpack there. Man, God blessed it. 70 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: I gotta drive to Wyoming now, get some fireworks. Gets 71 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: some fireworks. That's right. You said that's the big thing 72 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: for Wyoming for y'all. Yeah, I mean, I guess. I 73 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,039 Speaker 1: assume there's some type of industry, but for me, it 74 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: was mostly for fireworks. I want to get into this 75 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: unrelated I guess conspiracy theory. Oh, this is another thing 76 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: that I should address before we get into the conspiracy theory. 77 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: I also received a message, and this relates to our 78 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: conversation around milk. When you remember we were talking about 79 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,840 Speaker 1: the dangers of milk recently. An unrelated A person named 80 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 1: Brian sent me a message about my puffy nipples. Maybe 81 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 1: you remember we had a I do remember discussion about 82 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: puffy nipples as well and Brian. Brian said, I too 83 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: used to suffer from puffy nipples until one day I 84 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: read a Darwind's blog post that talked about how he 85 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: used to be badly afflicted with acne until he quit dairy. 86 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 1: So I did the same, and not only did my 87 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: acne clear up, but my nipples calmed the funk down. 88 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: I figured it was because I no longer uh was 89 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: no longer second handing some sort of nipple based hormone, 90 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 1: and because I was lactose and tolerant my conspiracy theory. 91 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 1: Milk can fuck you up? Love the podcast. Thanks, that's 92 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: from Brian. I don't I think that, Yeah, yeah, I 93 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 1: think it's I think there's legitimate saying like he did 94 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: the research. Yeah no, he he did the experiment on himself. 95 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: He gave up the milk and them titties turned to 96 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: went flat on him. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong if 97 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: you got puffy nipples, you know, there's no shame in it. Yeah. 98 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,799 Speaker 1: I don't ever feel bad about your pooffy nipples. Yeah, 99 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: but but still you know you could change it. You 100 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: can do something about it. And I'm gonna try to 101 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: do something about it now. Thank you Brian for your inspiration. Yeah, 102 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 1: you should like track your nipple puff progress. Yeah, I'm 103 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna get a real small ruler and uh 104 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 1: say you take every pictures every day for them. I'm 105 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: gonna make an inspirational Instagram account for for the titties 106 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 1: that I've transformed my titties into. Oh man, put like 107 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: a like a grind hustler motivate. Yeah exactly. Yeah, I 108 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: like that going down. And then after a while I'll 109 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: start getting sponsorships or things that have nothing to do 110 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,119 Speaker 1: with puffy nipples, you know what I mean. It'll yeah, 111 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: it'll just be like temporary tattoos that are like asking 112 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: me to promote their ship. So yeah, motor oil for nipples. 113 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: All right. I want to get into our actual big 114 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: email for the day. This is. This came from a 115 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: person who requested to remain anonymous. They yeah, they didn't 116 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: want to share their name, and you'll see why pretty quickly. 117 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,560 Speaker 1: They sent a message they said, high length high lengths 118 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: in the David, please don't use my name. Smiley face 119 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: I love the show, and for all the silliness, YouTube 120 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: really stimulate productive conversation about the effect of white supremacy 121 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: on black people. I don't know if that was our goal, 122 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: but I'm glad that that's what you're getting out. I 123 00:07:54,880 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 1: also don't think you've heard the last episode. We were open, 124 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 1: we were aiming for chaos. We weren't really. Yeah, but 125 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: but that said, it means the world to us that 126 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: that you feel that way. They went on to say, 127 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: my conspiracy theory that I've been quietly spreading for months 128 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,040 Speaker 1: is that black families with lots of kids become Jehovah's 129 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: witnesses to avoid purchasing Christmas and birthday gifts. They realized 130 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: they should. They could still love Jesus and not have 131 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: to buy into commercialism or Hollywood or holidays or birthdays. 132 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: Please find some examples to support this idea below, Serena 133 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: Williams family, Donald Glover's family, Michael Jackson's family. I rest 134 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: my case, man, that feels that feels pretty possible to me. Yeah, 135 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 1: I've never known somebody who was like, it was just 136 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: me and my single mom, we were Jehovah's witnesses right 137 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: right away. There was always well, yeah, it's always a 138 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: ton of kids that that are Jehovah's witnesses, Like they're 139 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: buying vans, you know. I like how you made it 140 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: seem like it's a fleet of vans just to move 141 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: these children from school to not holiday parties. You never 142 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: you never grew up with like you never had weird 143 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,720 Speaker 1: van families. We did have weird van families. It was 144 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: really a fleet. But I I hear you that they talk. Yeah, 145 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: they had like a mini van that was much older 146 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 1: than it seemed like it should be. Yeah, yeah, and 147 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 1: then I was just like eight lds kids packed in 148 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 1: there at all time. My question, or at least what 149 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 1: what immediately popped in my head because I agree with you, 150 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 1: it does feel like it holds a little bit of weight. 151 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:01,959 Speaker 1: Is My question is do the kids come before or 152 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:07,360 Speaker 1: are they a byproduct of like Jehovah's witness practices, right, 153 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,720 Speaker 1: because I think some of it is also like and 154 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:13,839 Speaker 1: maybe this is not true, but I think they're like, ah, 155 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: you ain't gotta come on, man, I ain't gotta wear 156 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: no condoms. Oh they're fucking row. I think that that's 157 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 1: the main reason people become crazy religious. It's the is 158 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: anti condom ship. Yeah, God says, I don't have to 159 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: win one baby. Yeah, Like you know, I think that's right. 160 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: I mean, it's all about fucking. It's the same reason 161 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: like Mormons they're polygamous because they like fucking a lot, 162 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 1: Like that's the that's the thing, right, So like, yeah, 163 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 1: I cannot imagine Jehovah's Witnesses where condoms or use any 164 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:56,719 Speaker 1: kind of birth control other than gravity. Right, And so 165 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: with that, I guess the question is, are are you 166 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:06,600 Speaker 1: becoming Jehovah's witness afterwards or are you actually like already 167 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: that and then all these kids become a part of 168 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 1: it because y'all are just raw dog in each other. 169 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: I bet it's later. I would I would bet that 170 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 1: it's like damn five, all right, we gotta do something. Yeah, 171 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: and it's like fuck, who who would make sure that 172 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:29,200 Speaker 1: we don't have to buy these kids gifts? Sweet Jehovah gyro? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 173 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,199 Speaker 1: because what because that's the only thing I even know 174 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,440 Speaker 1: about Jehovah's Witnesses mm hmm, Like is it? What's what 175 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 1: else is different about them? Like are they just are 176 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,960 Speaker 1: they just Christians? They believe that Heaven has like a 177 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: capacity that like there's it's a limited number of people 178 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,320 Speaker 1: that can get into Heaven. And that's why they go 179 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 1: door to door spreading the word is because number one, 180 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:59,080 Speaker 1: they're trying to recruit new members, but number two that 181 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,680 Speaker 1: is part of like their mission to earn their spot 182 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: into Heaven is by getting more people to believe in God. Okay, 183 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,839 Speaker 1: but if there's a capacity, couldn't they be like what if, 184 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,960 Speaker 1: like you, you bring ten people in and then now 185 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 1: there's no space for you. That's always been my issue 186 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,200 Speaker 1: with it, is like I think that the number is 187 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 1: like a hundred and eighties something thousands, So it feels 188 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: like you already the doors already shut, you know what 189 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,800 Speaker 1: I mean, Like they're already being like, hey, no more 190 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: if you ain't got no girls, which you can't come 191 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 1: in at the way, you know what I'm saying. But 192 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 1: that's why they got all those kids and wives, ten chicks. 193 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,560 Speaker 1: All right, I'm not showing up alone. We're buying bottles 194 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 1: peach SI rock for me and all my family. Right 195 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: you're saying, you're saying, right now we're at normal capacity, 196 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: but if you're willing to drop the bread, you can 197 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:03,320 Speaker 1: still get in the club, right, No, I mean because yeah, 198 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 1: I feel like it's definitely something that happens afterwards though. 199 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: It's definitely like you have a few kids, money is 200 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 1: getting tight. They got birthdays every year, and like, let's 201 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,839 Speaker 1: say you have six kids evenly spaced out, that's a 202 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 1: birthday every other month. Yeah, that's not good. And and 203 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,280 Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I'll be honest. I'm feeling anxiety just 204 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: uh with my one child and buying a birthday gift 205 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:32,439 Speaker 1: and like something that's appropriate to a one year old. 206 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,520 Speaker 1: And and also it's going to impress my wife enough 207 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,600 Speaker 1: not to make and make her feel like she needs 208 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 1: to leave me. So it's like, yeah, no, it stinks. 209 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 1: But having to do that six times a year, that's 210 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 1: and then Christmas, that's that's crazy. Wait, what are you 211 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: gonna get the one year old? Have you decided? No? 212 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: I haven't. I'm not. I'm not landed on nothing. But 213 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:01,680 Speaker 1: if you got pitches, I'm taking them. Baby. That's see, 214 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,680 Speaker 1: that's the problem. My wife already got her like some 215 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: bracelets and ships, so I'm yeah, I'm coming in. You know, 216 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,439 Speaker 1: Oh you should buy some ship that you can't nail down, 217 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: like get her name a star after some do. No, man, 218 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: that's a scam at the zoo or some ship in 219 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 1: her name or some ship. That's a scam you can 220 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 1: only pull on like sick kids and grandma's. You can't. 221 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 1: You can't do that to discerning adults who know you 222 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 1: know what I mean. It does sound like a scam. Ship. 223 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: What are we gonna What are you gonna get your daughter? Yeah? 224 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I gotta figure it out and fast. 225 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 1: Have you bronzed any of her ship? No, nothing's bronzed yet. 226 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 1: You should bronze something. Okay, that's I'm now. I'm liking 227 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: where you're heading. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, dip 228 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 1: some baby shoes and and uh, the first ones get 229 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 1: the first ones. You guys got whoever diplomatic bronze it 230 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: for you. I got a guy. I got a bronzing guy. 231 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 1: I got, I got bronze, gold plated whatever you need. Okay, Well, 232 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: let's stalk after the podcast. We might we might be 233 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 1: able to find something here. But as far as he's 234 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: Jehovah's witnesses, man, I because it just seems like I 235 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: don't know a lot of everybody I've ever known that 236 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: was Jehovah's witnesses seemed to be some type of late 237 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: life conversion via their parents. Like I don't I but 238 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 1: and maybe that's because I'm not close to the church, 239 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,440 Speaker 1: But I don't know a lot of people who are 240 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: like I grew up with it. Like it seems like 241 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 1: a lot of people grow up with it and then 242 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 1: they leave that ship. Princeps have the birthday parties. Yeah, no, 243 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 1: I I've known a few people who grew up that 244 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 1: way and then didn't stay committed to it. And then 245 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,280 Speaker 1: there are people who I knew who grew up that 246 00:15:54,520 --> 00:16:00,440 Speaker 1: How many kids do they have? Uh A lot? Actually not, Yeah, 247 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: they kept sucking. They were like, now that parts cool. Yeah, 248 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 1: they're like I hear y'all on this. I party. Yeah, 249 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 1: birthday party would be tight too. But that said, I 250 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:19,479 Speaker 1: also have a family member too who grew up that way. 251 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: And then what we're like excommunicated from the church. And 252 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,360 Speaker 1: that's that's like a real thing that the church tends 253 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 1: to do, and it is one of the things. And 254 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 1: Quinta is a person who grew up that way, but 255 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: she she's not the excommunication person, but she's talked about 256 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 1: this or she and I talked about this of like 257 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 1: how it is one of those things that I do 258 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: respect about their commitment to the religion. Were like, if 259 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: you do what they don't like, they kick you the 260 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 1: funk out. They don't like play that thing where they're like, no, 261 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 1: you can still save yourself. They're like, no, you ain't 262 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 1: making the cut. Get the funk out of here. I mean, 263 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 1: I respect the discipline for sure. I respected even the 264 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,479 Speaker 1: discipline of of no birthdays and holidays. I even respect 265 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: the discipline of that. I think there's a great case 266 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 1: to be made for it, right, I mean, but I 267 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,399 Speaker 1: think that it's like it seems to be like based 268 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 1: in frugal, being frugal, you know, yeah, it doesn't seem 269 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 1: completely altruistic, not at all. You're not just looking out 270 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,120 Speaker 1: for the kids greater good by taking away birthdays, you 271 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:32,560 Speaker 1: you truly are saving hundreds of dollars, if not thousands 272 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:37,440 Speaker 1: of dollars a year. Jesus celebrated holidays. Yeah, Jesus loved 273 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 1: a good holiday. Well wait are they but are they 274 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 1: do they read the Bible? Do they believe in like 275 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: the Covenant of the New Testament? Are they Old Testament people? 276 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think they I don't know a 277 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,399 Speaker 1: hundred percent, but I know that they read the Bible. 278 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,360 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that they're they have like their own 279 00:17:55,359 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 1: extra chapters if I'm remember like the Catholic Apocryphone whatever. Yeah, 280 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:05,400 Speaker 1: it's similar to And that's essentially what Mormon situation is too. 281 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 1: That like, it's not that they don't read the same Bible, 282 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,560 Speaker 1: they just have some extra like stuff that they have. 283 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: The stuff from the tablets though, Yeah, may I don't 284 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 1: know where it's from. He looked through the thing and 285 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: what Joseph Smith or whatever he was, he was a 286 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: snake oil salesman. That's not what we're getting into. Everybody 287 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 1: knows being a Mormon is a scam. They wear magic underwear. 288 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:34,359 Speaker 1: Jehovah's witnesses, I do, I I'm I'm I'm with this one. 289 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:38,879 Speaker 1: You you respect the Jehovah's witnesses, but you also acknowledge 290 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:42,520 Speaker 1: their frugality in their decision making. Yeah, and I think 291 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 1: that's fine. Okay, that's a good little take on it. 292 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: You're like, look, yeah, I think you're right that they 293 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,840 Speaker 1: probably are turning to Jehovah's witness beliefs in order to 294 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,920 Speaker 1: save money. But that doesn't make them any less committed 295 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: because of the level of work that they're putting in 296 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 1: to stay part of the church. I couldn't have said 297 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 1: it better myself. All right, Well, that that seems legit 298 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 1: to me. I think that's fair. If I have to 299 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:13,119 Speaker 1: go door to door and and try to convince very 300 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 1: angry people that my way of interpreting the Bible and 301 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: religious text is correct, then yeah, I deserve not to 302 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 1: buy my daughter a birthday gift exactly. That seems that 303 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,360 Speaker 1: seems fair. I don't I don't got no issues with that. 304 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:33,879 Speaker 1: So listener, anonymous listener, I hope this satisfies your your theory, 305 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 1: and I hope you've learned a lesson about judging the 306 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 1: Jehovah's witnesses unfairly. Maybe they're not cheap, maybe they're they're 307 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:47,840 Speaker 1: just making necessary sacrifices for uh not going broke and 308 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 1: broad dog and their wives exactly. Well, we did it 309 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,239 Speaker 1: all right, BORI. Could you tell the people where they 310 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 1: can find you what cool ship you have going on? Uh? 311 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,119 Speaker 1: You know, just gonna just follow my Instagram cool by 312 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,879 Speaker 1: jokes seven and I have all my dates up there coming. 313 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,640 Speaker 1: I got a lot of different dates I'm not sure 314 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 1: of right now, but yeah, go to go to go 315 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,439 Speaker 1: to my Instagram. I would appreciate it great. As always. 316 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,719 Speaker 1: You can follow me at Langston Kerman uh and you 317 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: can come see me at Lyric Hyperion on September and 318 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,240 Speaker 1: that's gonna be a really fun show. And then you 319 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: can see me in New York on September nineteen at 320 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 1: City Winery. And if you want to send us your 321 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,560 Speaker 1: own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to 322 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,880 Speaker 1: accuse other religions of being cheap, you can send those 323 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,040 Speaker 1: theories to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We 324 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,879 Speaker 1: would love to hear from you. That's it. That's all, bye, bitch. 325 00:20:49,480 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 1: Mother motherfucking many years so, mother fucking mini herself many 326 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: years so, Mother fucking miny years so.