WEBVTT - Ep68: Consent Talk and Dating Tips from Idiots feat Andrew Shulz and Wax Kyng 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:08.799 Hey guys, welcome. It is episode number sixty eight. We 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:11.600 are getting on up there. Before we get started, I 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:13.720 wanted to give a huge shout out to everyone who 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.080 came out to our live show in New York City 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:18.880 on Friday. It was lit. I want to give a 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:23.680 super shout out to Spunk Loop once again for sponsoring 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:27.440 our second live show. Um for everyone who was able 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.360 to take little samples of spunk Loop home, please let 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:33.040 us know how you use it with your partners, partner 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.200 or partners. I really just said everyone had multiple partner 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:38.360 and I made a dirty video and because it looks 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.400 like come, he wrote me back and was like, is 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.040 this old or is this see? I need to probably 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:45.199 use it for because niggas we wanted to see my 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.080 pussy wet and it takes at least fifteen minutes of 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:49.800 watching porn and getting it all, and I think that's 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:53.040 probably just put semen on my pussy inside of you 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:56.280 and like, oh you're cream pieing with the loube. Okay, 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.120 well you're raunchy. That's kind of all right. Well I 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.880 guess we're all raunch know. I just kind of wanted 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:07.479 my favorite. I wanted to give another shout out as well, 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.039 UM to Michelle Hope who was our host UM for 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.559 the night. It was amazing. We talked UM a lot 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.800 and did a lot of jokes and included some consent 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.480 talk to me too movement and definitely got interactive with 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.280 the crowd. And one last shout out pertaining to the 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:26.919 live show is Survived to Thrive Global UM, the organization 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.400 in which a percentage of our proceeds went to them, 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:31.960 UM and what they do is they helped domestic violence 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:37.120 victims get back into the kick of things with their life, 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.160 whether it's a dentist UM, whether it's getting them closed 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:43.640 for job interviews UM or rehabilitation after dealing with these 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:48.200 incident incidences. 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I made sure to ask. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:50.640 I was like, so they got entree and she's like, no, bitch, 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:54.280 it's full on, and so come hang out with us, 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.720 get their dwanks. It's gonna be a really good time. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.240 She is still figuring out the women that are going 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.000 to join, and from the lineup I've seen, it is 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:06.880 going to be some messiness. Oh well, guys, as y'all 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.680 know this sea girl Mandy Be and I'm sitting across 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:13.560 from Wheezy and as y'all know, niggas be late, so 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.120 we are one guest short right now, but we got 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:20.320 a very special one was kind of on time. You 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.959 were late too. It's okay. We know you want Cepia 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:27.000 be around niggas in real life. Before we get started, Andrew, 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.240 I have a present for you. I thought I was 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.600 getting set up. No, she brought you a gift. Man. 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:34.640 You were like, Yo, Wax is coming to and I 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:38.320 was like, what's going on? And then what's called me? 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.480 And he was like He's like, yo, coming to the city. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.120 And I was like, yeah, I was like, what's going on? 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.960 And he was like, I don't know. I go they 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:50.360 trying to set us up? He goes, if they try 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:55.480 to set us up, they got the wrong thing called everything. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.240 I just want to let you know Wax has been 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:01.840 fifteen minutes away for the last forty five minutes over um. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.400 So I got you this because I'm just wanted to 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.360 give you a congratulations gift because I'm so happy for you. 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:10.640 If you guys have not five five one is like 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:14.320 the number one in the bag. You know there's a 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:17.000 card in there too, But you know motherfucker's don't read um. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:21.159 So I got you. I got you to keep a 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:24.599 car Kevin James. And what is this? This is a 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.160 little bit of bondage row. Oh, this is this for adventures? Yes, 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:32.880 this is camping. This is for you and a special lady. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:34.719 So I think I told you about how I like 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.280 to get tied up when you weren't really an idiots. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.680 And I brought something for you to tie wax right 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:43.880 in time to kidnap. Oh. But you got to the 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:47.320 other gift though. Now I asked you what color before 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.320 you came on here. I said, pick a color pink, 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:52.560 red or black or something like that. Pink. Now, this 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.880 could be either for a special lady in your life 0:04:55.000 --> 0:05:01.000 or you. You, this could be for you, Andrew? Can 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.719 you can you just describe what it is? Can you 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.760 describe what we've got you? What it is? It's a 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.240 make America Great Again? Hat? And I don't know why 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:13.800 you would be out purchasing these things. This is really 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.240 where everybody for I know how it works. You put 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:19.479 it on your hand and you go be racist. Okay, 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:21.600 this is really fucked up that you would try to 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.400 say it's a blood plug, y'all. But let me tell 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.240 you why it's really great. That's why audio podcasts are great, 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.039 because they got no fucking clue what it is. I 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.720 can say whatever funk I want to be. So there's 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.320 a hole in it so that if you put it 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.240 in someone's asks while you're sucking them, you can keep 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:37.120 pushing it. Instead of a finger, it's wider, so while 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.320 you're stretching the asshole, you can make room for your 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.000 dick if you feel like switching. Hold on, let me see, 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:47.800 because I don't know if I've used it before. It's 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:49.280 not going to fit into the whole you while you're 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.480 sucking normally, like right, you could put a finger in that. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.680 So this is open up the hole. So while you're fucking, 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:59.320 you put your Oh that's it's like yeah, like a 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:04.840 thumb pop, it's awesome, Like this is great, remember thumb pumps. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:09.160 This is the ship all right. Then and then rope. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:11.440 So this is let me tell you what I really 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.560 kind of imagine this woman privilege is just going to 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:18.159 a storm by rope, wax rope, being called I go 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:21.039 by rope, being called you got some titties? You go 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:24.600 by rope like she's freaking That is funny the woman 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.040 was like, have fun. I was like, oh, it's a 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:29.640 gain whatever, bit um. So the rope this, I'm going 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:31.200 to send you a video on how to use it, 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.719 but I was just rope. No, no, no, that particularly 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.880 like the way to tie so like you could, you know, 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:40.359 maybe have like a boat like no, put it on 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.200 like certain pressure points and like you can wrap it 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.720 around the titties to where like it's like, you know, 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:50.279 the thing hit me. Yeah, I was thinking until you 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.120 put it in one. Have you ever tied a girl up? 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:55.880 Have I ever tied a girl up? So I was thinking, 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:58.320 like starting your like daddy domination fetish, because that's what 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:00.599 I'm into. So I'll walk you through this guy. So 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.560 you put the butt plug in there, right, she's like 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.920 on her knees sucking your dick. You have her tied up. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.640 I put the while she's already stuck on my dick. No, no, 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:09.160 you can. She could have it inside of her. You 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:11.960 can walk around with that. You okay to walk around, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:15.200 so it's like stretching out for later. You feel okay, wait, 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:18.200 do you have intersex? I'm not really that into it. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:22.000 I always felt like it was kind of like pistachios. Okay, 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:26.520 wait wait, wait wait, how is no that's not green? 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.360 Because you're putting in the ass period when pushy away better? 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:33.160 Oh guys, just so you know, wait, wait real quick, y'all, 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.960 y'all are familiar with his voice. He finally came, Um, 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.040 welcome to Wax to the show. So this is an 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.440 episode if you guys are not familiar with with a 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:44.680 bunch of idiots. We have Andrew Schaltz in the building 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:49.880 and Mr Wax King. Um so wait, go back to 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:54.280 the pistachio. I don't think pistachio's taste that good. I 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:57.880 just think it's hard to get so you think you 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:00.400 like it, you know what I mean, like a crack 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.800 the nut and like you'd like breaking nails just to 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.080 get it. And then fine, and it's kind of like 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:06.840 anal where like you like, can I please have it? 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.000 Can I please? And then you do it. You're very 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.040 hard to get in and you know, it's always like 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.080 a bonus flavor. It's like we have pistachio today. You 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.200 think it's good, but it's like cash shows are way better. 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.160 But since it's right there, like the pussy's cash shoes, 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.440 because it's right there and it's like welcoming, and the 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.440 shell ain't even on it right. It's like all the 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.720 hard work has been done, so you don't even appreciate 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.600 how delicious cash shows are. Almaz are, but the pistachio 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.160 makes you do a little bit of worse. I mean, 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.760 but we always have the other flavors, vanilla chocolate. I 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.920 never really fun with pistaschio, but from time to time 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:42.200 scream I'm the actual nut you're thinking about, and the 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.000 other pink thing. I asked you the other colors for 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.880 the butt plug, and it was for I got my 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:51.000 toes done today. You want to get can the one 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.200 you want to see my broken foot? Let me tell 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:57.800 you something is broken. And she got my toe and 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.840 wax was coming from me and told me because my 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.120 three teas were sucked up, I was done. He said, 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:06.920 you know teeth, it's the ring toe, so I don't count. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:12.920 It's still hot, so you still get fucked because between 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:16.400 a toe anyway, I was broken. I can still, That's 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.600 what I thought. And I'm told you like you are, 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.400 you're sexy. I'm my dick, and to my dick, I'm 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:24.920 fucked like you. If you're sexy, get sucked up. Ain't 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:28.240 nobody gonna. Can you tell people what the three teas 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:31.080 you told me was the three tees, the titties, toes 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.640 and teeth if anyone who sucked up the girl. I 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:36.160 got a little Overbudy, But I make it work. I 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:41.360 put a little You protect women? Is that part of it? 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:45.559 When you're giving head? You have to you know, honey dropping? No, 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.640 it's hard, Like you can't use your teeth so like 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.520 you're open. How do you know that's part of it? 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.280 Everyone never sucked it? How I don't know pussy? Like 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.400 I don't care about sucking dick? You want? I told 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:59.560 you I said about the fruit, the fruit for what? 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.679 How do you pussy? You know? Actually, to be honest 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.680 with you, I would like to learn how to eat pussy. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.679 You're not a good pussy eater. I think I'm good 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:11.680 because the effort different girls is different. One of my 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.920 fantasies has always been to find a girl like I 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:15.760 was one field or whatever when I had that three 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:18.679 on the other night and I wanted to like demonstrate 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:24.880 like on someone like you know you girls, everything is 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.960 so fucking complicated, Like some of you come from your clips, 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:31.599 some of you don't come from your clay something, so 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:36.640 I like the finger I don't even really liked, and 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.040 then some don't even like. I had just cute teach 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.760 me how to eat pussy one back in the day, 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.440 so like on someone not a shoes pussy so it 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:47.080 was probably still does. But so basically what I did 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.280 is I've just been using that pussy eating technique for 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.960 you know, the last maybe five seven eight, maybe they 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:59.400 they become outdated, so I might have some. I'm not 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:08.280 your flip the black. Ye know, there's a yoni massage. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:11.480 There's a laby a massages, so there's like a yoni 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:15.560 is another word for your vagina. I mean it could 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:27.160 be for you. I'm just like that, just like that 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.160 would be hot. You put you put the liquor in here, 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.600 you take the shot, and then you are not going 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.280 to be taking shot. Why do people do coke out 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:34.640 of asses? You can take a shot out of one. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.000 How you put out of asks? You don't dissolve after 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.439 the white people do it. I don't know. The let's 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:42.439 got some dry us? What you gotta dry? No? No, no, 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:46.680 you blow it in do what cocaine and ask ask 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:50.800 it the girl gets high, it goes some like people 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:55.160 take pills through their ass and ship it's better. Yeah, 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.679 it's faster because it's all blood vessels. And this was 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:58.920 a hell of a opening. Do you want to go 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.600 ahead and get into the break of oh the icebreakers? 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:03.680 Oh yeah yeah yeah, so we didn't break the ice 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:10.079 with the rope like my fu congratulations coulations know why 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:14.439 to congratulation. So basically, my my comedy album was number 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.720 one on all the charts, and then we just found 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.719 out today the Billboard release that we're number one on 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:24.400 Billboards Billboard number one, Takashi six and I'm I'm the 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:29.320 comedy Takashi. You gotta put something more, you know why? 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.120 I really got the gift, Like when I first moved 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:33.079 to New York, it was like two years ago and 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.160 or maybe two and a half when I first started 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.720 watching listening to Brillian Idiots and because I saw you, 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:39.880 and then I was like, this guy has a fucking 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:43.200 podcast with Charlotte Magne saw me live doing stand up first. Yes, 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:45.760 that was how I knew who you were, and um 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.760 I sent it to Mandy I think that week or 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.679 something like that. When I found it, I thought it 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.320 was amazing and just watching you grow just as a 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.000 fan has been amazing, So I'm very happy to say. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.640 I know, I'm happy for you. Thank you. So what 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:03.080 you get me, Mandy? This puss just you talking about 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:13.160 everybody gifts were giving people. I listened to Andrew a 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.400 lot because y'all Andrew is tall, and y'all know I 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.760 like tall, skinny niggas. He's not a nigga. But if 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:26.959 I were to try white, damn your skinny you're very No. 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:31.800 Definitely now, but I've said on the show for a 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:37.679 white boy guy, I want to say no. So I've said, like, 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:39.920 if I were to try a white boy, you know, 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.760 you never in my life, I've never I've never even 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:48.280 seen a white person. I've never seen the best lovers man, 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:54.839 really sure? Now, stop stop doing nasty podcast? Right is 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:58.040 called nasty podcast? Right out? No, no, a real quick. 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.920 We're freaky, we're freaky. I was. I feel like you 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:06.840 guys are more open, not necessarily freaky. They kiss each other, 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:12.319 you know what, I've noticed each other meats, They always 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:17.640 each other. We always get that. We get the like 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.400 the what's it called the stereotype of being gay or 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:24.200 whatever like that, but we're way more comfortable with making 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.720 gage jokes might people super comfortable making gage jokes. I 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:30.160 think it's because we're comforty with our sexuality. But it's 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.320 too okay, this is the thing I feel like, if 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:33.920 you bring it up too much. Black dudes don't make 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.160 gay jokes. But they're like seven of them the same girl, 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.680 it'll be like one dude girl. But yo, there ain't 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:48.400 enough dicks here. Yeah, that's that's like it. And I 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:50.280 did talk about that. See, I don't. I don't play 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:53.880 like sports anymore. He missed being with the fellas. See 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.520 back in the day. They always needs to group us together. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.760 That's that's how learning process. Yeah, I ain't in the 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.080 learning processing them. I'm a you know, I'm a pro. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:05.600 Nown So now you go by myself. You know I 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.720 played sports too, all right, So never fun a girl. 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:19.240 Seven of my boys seven seven, four busy making gage jokes. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.560 Um the most guys I probably had in the room, 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.160 maybe two or three. Yeah, but it was like four 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:27.080 girls or three other girls. We all anybody ever kissed 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.800 them in front of you? The girls? Oh man, Yes, 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:33.240 his name it was called black Bike a weekend and 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:36.840 one of my boys, yeah, Myrtle Beach ship. This was. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.000 This is the second story this wasn't when it was 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.320 all I know is I want to go to Murdle 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.760 Beach at this point. No, it's all fat girl. I mean, 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:47.440 ain't mad at fat girls. Man. That's but that's why 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.200 as much as I may have have, you know, some 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.320 type of feeling like oh maybe one day with Andrew, 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.280 I know he'd be talking about thick bitches, Like what 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.640 are you talking about? You're just talking about Drake's baby 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.520 mama being too thick. And I think she has a 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.640 nice body. When I listened to the show, You're like, 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:08.640 she's got a strong chin, she got a strong, strong nose, 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.640 and you said her ass was big. But it was 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.320 like a little bit really definitely get I like, I 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.520 like all shapes, to be honest with you, it depends 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:24.240 like it depends number is like sap and I was 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:28.000 seven and eight. No, no, no shapes five shapes. No, no, no, 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.920 no, no no, that's the difference. Right. If you're just round, 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:35.320 that's not a shape like shape I got shaped, Like 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.000 what are you your hourglass? You can't just be a circle, 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:42.000 you know? So how many hoops is good? One hoop 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:46.160 is bad? I like titty that's one to two is 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.320 the best? What else you need. They gotta be having 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:52.320 one to three three. You like that with that three 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:57.240 four show too too. It's hot. You like talk about 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.960 my feet. That's it. That's where you stopped yourself because 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:05.200 I don't have to and you too. Wait, I thought 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.399 you were talking about like to like not so you 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:09.840 know if you have a little bit more role here. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:16.840 That's three before them girls. You know what them ship. 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.280 But you're glowing up. I've seen your posts on this 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:25.720 trying to listen and two muths. You can't tell Mandy 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.520 already some kind of way about the meat and green. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:29.680 She's like forty five minutes. I'm like, oh, the first 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:36.040 show I made dinner reseration. I'm out in thirty Hollywood. Okay, sorry, 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.679 all right. I want to get into some have you 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.760 ever with you all? Because the last time that we 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.560 were all together we were just telling all of our ship. 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:48.000 So here we go. I'm gonna start with wax, have 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:52.480 you ever spit in someone's mouth? Last week? Have you 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:57.359 ever had your mouth spitten? And yes, which one do you? 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:03.439 I love spitting in a girl's mouth awesome amazing in 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:06.240 different ways though to like depending on the move, Like 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.359 I don't think spinning in a in a mouth. Um, 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.280 how do I how do I phrase it? Like? I 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:13.440 think it could be romantic, and I think it all 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:17.000 can also be just like straight primal, you know, like 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.359 sometimes you spin a girl's mouth it's just like and 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:25.600 sometimes it's like you can like a yo yo just 0:18:25.680 --> 0:18:28.280 slowly with like you choosing your cousin. You know, you 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:34.320 gotta pin down sex like white boy, white boy, white boys, 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:40.560 your cousins. All the black people in the room look 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:46.200 at each other, like, y'all blessing about your cousins. Female cousins. 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:50.119 Now that's what you're doing, that dumb ship. Growth the 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:52.000 funk are you talking about? I can't do. You know, 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.320 when like siblings tease each other, they'll they pretend to 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.199 spit on each other and they'll howk lugie and then 0:18:56.240 --> 0:19:02.879 they'll suck it back. He seeings might be wps. Sorry 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:09.639 we have we have culture too, all right, Andrew? Have 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:11.720 you ever been loved the spinning? Though? I think the 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:15.680 spinning is really important getting somebody something on my face. 0:19:15.760 --> 0:19:17.240 I mean, we have to have a little consent talk 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:19.800 about spitting in my face, but like them about sometimes 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.520 it gets on their face. Yeah yeah, yeah, like it's 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:25.600 a mistake, but it depends not it's on purpose a mistake. 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:28.000 You got to act like they don't like that spitting here. 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:34.919 You have to talk about it. You want ruining, you 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.520 have to talk about it it. I'll say, ladies, if 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:40.080 you want to be spit in your mouth, clarify that, 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:41.880 because I don't don't put this out there right now. 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:44.919 I want it because what you don't say, what's not 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:46.639 a concept talk. You ain't even spit my face. You 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.439 know you can do. Then I want to know he 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:53.200 was you may be focusing when my dick is and 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.240 I'm in full control because you're inside of me. I 0:19:55.280 --> 0:20:01.600 could just grab at the thumb popping this is. Look, 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.040 you know, when you get the basic cable package right here, 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.840 you get you get a few channels right now, when 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:11.760 you add HBO Showtime and all that other stuff, it 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:15.800 includes everything that's also in the basic cable package. So 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:20.800 once I hit you with the dick, that's the HBO Stars, Showtime, 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:25.440 everything spitting and all that ship that's included. Come like 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:28.199 what I'm making that with you? That's the saliva, and 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:32.719 all of a sudden, you scared if you make it? 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:34.560 Guy saying I don't like it. I love it, but 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:37.000 I absolutely need to be asking for I've told a 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.359 guy to spit, like I'm thinking he's gonna spit in 0:20:39.440 --> 0:20:43.119 my mouth, and he like did the primal spit all 0:20:43.240 --> 0:20:49.720 right here, just like thement. It's the moment. That's the 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:52.000 thing that I think a lot of people don't realize, right, Like, yes, 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:54.480 we can ask for consent about every single thing. That's 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:58.200 something we can absolutely do. That's cool, or we could 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:01.199 feel shit out. Some times, a girl lets you know 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:04.280 she wants some ship without saying it directly, like a 0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:06.919 girl will let girls be us. You'll you'll want to 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:08.720 you'll want to go to funk you, and you can 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:13.639 show that without saying specifically, hey hard were you just 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:18.480 gld the top of what I'm saying. It's like, there's 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:21.160 other ways to do it, Okay. Most girls don't even 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:24.000 know they like to spit things. It is considered something 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:28.919 super dominant in the girl's mouth. May I This is 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:31.159 how I would say, if you can't say the words, 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:33.199 just say all your mouth. I would ask them to 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:36.840 open their mouth a little bit and either they close 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:38.320 their mouth and then you can ask them if you 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:40.800 could do more, Oh do you like that. Yes, No, 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:43.840 I'm not gonna lie. I ain't doing all that. Yes, 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:47.040 and I'm already so keep out of here. You're telling 0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:49.760 me you're not asking. I'm spinning a girl's mouth and 0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:52.720 I asked her, yeah girl, you're a girl. Yea. But 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:56.240 what is this asking forever? You don't have a dickie? 0:21:56.280 --> 0:21:58.359 Are we here? You know? Be here? How about I 0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:00.040 just do it? How about this? Right? This is what 0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:01.600 this is where we sunk up and this where I'm 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:03.760