Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome. It is episode number sixty eight. We
Speaker 1: are getting on up there. Before we get started, I
Speaker 1: wanted to give a huge shout out to everyone who
Speaker 1: came out to our live show in New York City
Speaker 1: on Friday. It was lit. I want to give a
Speaker 1: super shout out to Spunk Loop once again for sponsoring
Speaker 1: our second live show. Um for everyone who was able
Speaker 1: to take little samples of spunk Loop home, please let
Speaker 1: us know how you use it with your partners, partner
Speaker 1: or partners. I really just said everyone had multiple partner
Speaker 1: and I made a dirty video and because it looks
Speaker 1: like come, he wrote me back and was like, is
Speaker 1: this old or is this see? I need to probably
Speaker 1: use it for because niggas we wanted to see my
Speaker 1: pussy wet and it takes at least fifteen minutes of
Speaker 1: watching porn and getting it all, and I think that's
Speaker 1: probably just put semen on my pussy inside of you
Speaker 1: and like, oh you're cream pieing with the loube. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you're raunchy. That's kind of all right. Well I
Speaker 1: guess we're all raunch know. I just kind of wanted
Speaker 1: my favorite. I wanted to give another shout out as well,
Speaker 1: UM to Michelle Hope who was our host UM for
Speaker 1: the night. It was amazing. We talked UM a lot
Speaker 1: and did a lot of jokes and included some consent
Speaker 1: talk to me too movement and definitely got interactive with
Speaker 1: the crowd. And one last shout out pertaining to the
Speaker 1: live show is Survived to Thrive Global UM, the organization
Speaker 1: in which a percentage of our proceeds went to them,
Speaker 1: UM and what they do is they helped domestic violence
Speaker 1: victims get back into the kick of things with their life,
Speaker 1: whether it's a dentist UM, whether it's getting them closed
Speaker 1: for job interviews UM or rehabilitation after dealing with these
Speaker 1: incident incidences. UM. That's what this organization organization does and
Speaker 1: I'm so proud to have been a part of helping
Speaker 1: them and Justice Warrior and now I have a purpose,
Speaker 1: has a purpose. This pussy has a purpose. Oh but
Speaker 1: it's super good also, UM. Real quick, before Wheezy gives
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Speaker 1: the bio, you guys. July twenty two. It is a
Speaker 1: Saturday morning. I don't know how I'm gonna make it,
Speaker 1: but my girl Jesse Woo is having a brunch and
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to do Sister Talk live with her. Um,
Speaker 1: it is unlimited drinks and food. I made sure to ask.
Speaker 1: I was like, so they got entree and she's like, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: it's full on, and so come hang out with us,
Speaker 1: get their dwanks. It's gonna be a really good time.
Speaker 1: She is still figuring out the women that are going
Speaker 1: to join, and from the lineup I've seen, it is
Speaker 1: going to be some messiness. Oh well, guys, as y'all
Speaker 1: know this sea girl Mandy Be and I'm sitting across
Speaker 1: from Wheezy and as y'all know, niggas be late, so
Speaker 1: we are one guest short right now, but we got
Speaker 1: a very special one was kind of on time. You
Speaker 1: were late too. It's okay. We know you want Cepia
Speaker 1: be around niggas in real life. Before we get started, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I have a present for you. I thought I was
Speaker 1: getting set up. No, she brought you a gift. Man.
Speaker 1: You were like, Yo, Wax is coming to and I
Speaker 1: was like, what's going on? And then what's called me?
Speaker 1: And he was like He's like, yo, coming to the city.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: And he was like, I don't know. I go they
Speaker 1: trying to set us up? He goes, if they try
Speaker 1: to set us up, they got the wrong thing called everything.
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know Wax has been
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes away for the last forty five minutes over um.
Speaker 1: So I got you this because I'm just wanted to
Speaker 1: give you a congratulations gift because I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 1: If you guys have not five five one is like
Speaker 1: the number one in the bag. You know there's a
Speaker 1: card in there too, But you know motherfucker's don't read um.
Speaker 1: So I got you. I got you to keep a
Speaker 1: car Kevin James. And what is this? This is a
Speaker 1: little bit of bondage row. Oh, this is this for adventures? Yes,
Speaker 1: this is camping. This is for you and a special lady.
Speaker 1: So I think I told you about how I like
Speaker 1: to get tied up when you weren't really an idiots.
Speaker 1: And I brought something for you to tie wax right
Speaker 1: in time to kidnap. Oh. But you got to the
Speaker 1: other gift though. Now I asked you what color before
Speaker 1: you came on here. I said, pick a color pink,
Speaker 1: red or black or something like that. Pink. Now, this
Speaker 1: could be either for a special lady in your life
Speaker 1: or you. You, this could be for you, Andrew? Can
Speaker 1: you can you just describe what it is? Can you
Speaker 1: describe what we've got you? What it is? It's a
Speaker 1: make America Great Again? Hat? And I don't know why
Speaker 1: you would be out purchasing these things. This is really
Speaker 1: where everybody for I know how it works. You put
Speaker 1: it on your hand and you go be racist. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is really fucked up that you would try to
Speaker 1: say it's a blood plug, y'all. But let me tell
Speaker 1: you why it's really great. That's why audio podcasts are great,
Speaker 1: because they got no fucking clue what it is. I
Speaker 1: can say whatever funk I want to be. So there's
Speaker 1: a hole in it so that if you put it
Speaker 1: in someone's asks while you're sucking them, you can keep
Speaker 1: pushing it. Instead of a finger, it's wider, so while
Speaker 1: you're stretching the asshole, you can make room for your
Speaker 1: dick if you feel like switching. Hold on, let me see,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if I've used it before. It's
Speaker 1: not going to fit into the whole you while you're
Speaker 1: sucking normally, like right, you could put a finger in that.
Speaker 1: So this is open up the hole. So while you're fucking,
Speaker 1: you put your Oh that's it's like yeah, like a
Speaker 1: thumb pop, it's awesome, Like this is great, remember thumb pumps.
Speaker 1: This is the ship all right. Then and then rope.
Speaker 1: So this is let me tell you what I really
Speaker 1: kind of imagine this woman privilege is just going to
Speaker 1: a storm by rope, wax rope, being called I go
Speaker 1: by rope, being called you got some titties? You go
Speaker 1: by rope like she's freaking That is funny the woman
Speaker 1: was like, have fun. I was like, oh, it's a
Speaker 1: gain whatever, bit um. So the rope this, I'm going
Speaker 1: to send you a video on how to use it,
Speaker 1: but I was just rope. No, no, no, that particularly
Speaker 1: like the way to tie so like you could, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe have like a boat like no, put it on
Speaker 1: like certain pressure points and like you can wrap it
Speaker 1: around the titties to where like it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the thing hit me. Yeah, I was thinking until you
Speaker 1: put it in one. Have you ever tied a girl up?
Speaker 1: Have I ever tied a girl up? So I was thinking,
Speaker 1: like starting your like daddy domination fetish, because that's what
Speaker 1: I'm into. So I'll walk you through this guy. So
Speaker 1: you put the butt plug in there, right, she's like
Speaker 1: on her knees sucking your dick. You have her tied up.
Speaker 1: I put the while she's already stuck on my dick. No, no,
Speaker 1: you can. She could have it inside of her. You
Speaker 1: can walk around with that. You okay to walk around,
Speaker 1: so it's like stretching out for later. You feel okay, wait,
Speaker 1: do you have intersex? I'm not really that into it.
Speaker 1: I always felt like it was kind of like pistachios. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait wait, how is no that's not green?
Speaker 1: Because you're putting in the ass period when pushy away better?
Speaker 1: Oh guys, just so you know, wait, wait real quick, y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all are familiar with his voice. He finally came, Um,
Speaker 1: welcome to Wax to the show. So this is an
Speaker 1: episode if you guys are not familiar with with a
Speaker 1: bunch of idiots. We have Andrew Schaltz in the building
Speaker 1: and Mr Wax King. Um so wait, go back to
Speaker 1: the pistachio. I don't think pistachio's taste that good. I
Speaker 1: just think it's hard to get so you think you
Speaker 1: like it, you know what I mean, like a crack
Speaker 1: the nut and like you'd like breaking nails just to
Speaker 1: get it. And then fine, and it's kind of like
Speaker 1: anal where like you like, can I please have it?
Speaker 1: Can I please? And then you do it. You're very
Speaker 1: hard to get in and you know, it's always like
Speaker 1: a bonus flavor. It's like we have pistachio today. You
Speaker 1: think it's good, but it's like cash shows are way better.
Speaker 1: But since it's right there, like the pussy's cash shoes,
Speaker 1: because it's right there and it's like welcoming, and the
Speaker 1: shell ain't even on it right. It's like all the
Speaker 1: hard work has been done, so you don't even appreciate
Speaker 1: how delicious cash shows are. Almaz are, but the pistachio
Speaker 1: makes you do a little bit of worse. I mean,
Speaker 1: but we always have the other flavors, vanilla chocolate. I
Speaker 1: never really fun with pistaschio, but from time to time
Speaker 1: scream I'm the actual nut you're thinking about, and the
Speaker 1: other pink thing. I asked you the other colors for
Speaker 1: the butt plug, and it was for I got my
Speaker 1: toes done today. You want to get can the one
Speaker 1: you want to see my broken foot? Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something is broken. And she got my toe and
Speaker 1: wax was coming from me and told me because my
Speaker 1: three teas were sucked up, I was done. He said,
Speaker 1: you know teeth, it's the ring toe, so I don't count.
Speaker 1: It's still hot, so you still get fucked because between
Speaker 1: a toe anyway, I was broken. I can still, That's
Speaker 1: what I thought. And I'm told you like you are,
Speaker 1: you're sexy. I'm my dick, and to my dick, I'm
Speaker 1: fucked like you. If you're sexy, get sucked up. Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody gonna. Can you tell people what the three teas
Speaker 1: you told me was the three tees, the titties, toes
Speaker 1: and teeth if anyone who sucked up the girl. I
Speaker 1: got a little Overbudy, But I make it work. I
Speaker 1: put a little You protect women? Is that part of it?
Speaker 1: When you're giving head? You have to you know, honey dropping? No,
Speaker 1: it's hard, Like you can't use your teeth so like
Speaker 1: you're open. How do you know that's part of it?
Speaker 1: Everyone never sucked it? How I don't know pussy? Like
Speaker 1: I don't care about sucking dick? You want? I told
Speaker 1: you I said about the fruit, the fruit for what?
Speaker 1: How do you pussy? You know? Actually, to be honest
Speaker 1: with you, I would like to learn how to eat pussy.
Speaker 1: You're not a good pussy eater. I think I'm good
Speaker 1: because the effort different girls is different. One of my
Speaker 1: fantasies has always been to find a girl like I
Speaker 1: was one field or whatever when I had that three
Speaker 1: on the other night and I wanted to like demonstrate
Speaker 1: like on someone like you know you girls, everything is
Speaker 1: so fucking complicated, Like some of you come from your clips,
Speaker 1: some of you don't come from your clay something, so
Speaker 1: I like the finger I don't even really liked, and
Speaker 1: then some don't even like. I had just cute teach
Speaker 1: me how to eat pussy one back in the day,
Speaker 1: so like on someone not a shoes pussy so it
Speaker 1: was probably still does. But so basically what I did
Speaker 1: is I've just been using that pussy eating technique for
Speaker 1: you know, the last maybe five seven eight, maybe they
Speaker 1: they become outdated, so I might have some. I'm not
Speaker 1: your flip the black. Ye know, there's a yoni massage.
Speaker 1: There's a laby a massages, so there's like a yoni
Speaker 1: is another word for your vagina. I mean it could
Speaker 1: be for you. I'm just like that, just like that
Speaker 1: would be hot. You put you put the liquor in here,
Speaker 1: you take the shot, and then you are not going
Speaker 1: to be taking shot. Why do people do coke out
Speaker 1: of asses? You can take a shot out of one.
Speaker 1: How you put out of asks? You don't dissolve after
Speaker 1: the white people do it. I don't know. The let's
Speaker 1: got some dry us? What you gotta dry? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: you blow it in do what cocaine and ask ask
Speaker 1: it the girl gets high, it goes some like people
Speaker 1: take pills through their ass and ship it's better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's faster because it's all blood vessels. And this was
Speaker 1: a hell of a opening. Do you want to go
Speaker 1: ahead and get into the break of oh the icebreakers?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah, so we didn't break the ice
Speaker 1: with the rope like my fu congratulations coulations know why
Speaker 1: to congratulation. So basically, my my comedy album was number
Speaker 1: one on all the charts, and then we just found
Speaker 1: out today the Billboard release that we're number one on
Speaker 1: Billboards Billboard number one, Takashi six and I'm I'm the
Speaker 1: comedy Takashi. You gotta put something more, you know why?
Speaker 1: I really got the gift, Like when I first moved
Speaker 1: to New York, it was like two years ago and
Speaker 1: or maybe two and a half when I first started
Speaker 1: watching listening to Brillian Idiots and because I saw you,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, this guy has a fucking
Speaker 1: podcast with Charlotte Magne saw me live doing stand up first. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was how I knew who you were, and um
Speaker 1: I sent it to Mandy I think that week or
Speaker 1: something like that. When I found it, I thought it
Speaker 1: was amazing and just watching you grow just as a
Speaker 1: fan has been amazing, So I'm very happy to say.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm happy for you. Thank you. So what
Speaker 1: you get me, Mandy? This puss just you talking about
Speaker 1: everybody gifts were giving people. I listened to Andrew a
Speaker 1: lot because y'all Andrew is tall, and y'all know I
Speaker 1: like tall, skinny niggas. He's not a nigga. But if
Speaker 1: I were to try white, damn your skinny you're very No.
Speaker 1: Definitely now, but I've said on the show for a
Speaker 1: white boy guy, I want to say no. So I've said, like,
Speaker 1: if I were to try a white boy, you know,
Speaker 1: you never in my life, I've never I've never even
Speaker 1: seen a white person. I've never seen the best lovers man,
Speaker 1: really sure? Now, stop stop doing nasty podcast? Right is
Speaker 1: called nasty podcast? Right out? No, no, a real quick.
Speaker 1: We're freaky, we're freaky. I was. I feel like you
Speaker 1: guys are more open, not necessarily freaky. They kiss each other,
Speaker 1: you know what, I've noticed each other meats, They always
Speaker 1: each other. We always get that. We get the like
Speaker 1: the what's it called the stereotype of being gay or
Speaker 1: whatever like that, but we're way more comfortable with making
Speaker 1: gage jokes might people super comfortable making gage jokes. I
Speaker 1: think it's because we're comforty with our sexuality. But it's
Speaker 1: too okay, this is the thing I feel like, if
Speaker 1: you bring it up too much. Black dudes don't make
Speaker 1: gay jokes. But they're like seven of them the same girl,
Speaker 1: it'll be like one dude girl. But yo, there ain't
Speaker 1: enough dicks here. Yeah, that's that's like it. And I
Speaker 1: did talk about that. See, I don't. I don't play
Speaker 1: like sports anymore. He missed being with the fellas. See
Speaker 1: back in the day. They always needs to group us together.
Speaker 1: That's that's how learning process. Yeah, I ain't in the
Speaker 1: learning processing them. I'm a you know, I'm a pro.
Speaker 1: Nown So now you go by myself. You know I
Speaker 1: played sports too, all right, So never fun a girl.
Speaker 1: Seven of my boys seven seven, four busy making gage jokes.
Speaker 1: Um the most guys I probably had in the room,
Speaker 1: maybe two or three. Yeah, but it was like four
Speaker 1: girls or three other girls. We all anybody ever kissed
Speaker 1: them in front of you? The girls? Oh man, Yes,
Speaker 1: his name it was called black Bike a weekend and
Speaker 1: one of my boys, yeah, Myrtle Beach ship. This was.
Speaker 1: This is the second story this wasn't when it was
Speaker 1: all I know is I want to go to Murdle
Speaker 1: Beach at this point. No, it's all fat girl. I mean,
Speaker 1: ain't mad at fat girls. Man. That's but that's why
Speaker 1: as much as I may have have, you know, some
Speaker 1: type of feeling like oh maybe one day with Andrew,
Speaker 1: I know he'd be talking about thick bitches, Like what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're just talking about Drake's baby
Speaker 1: mama being too thick. And I think she has a
Speaker 1: nice body. When I listened to the show, You're like,
Speaker 1: she's got a strong chin, she got a strong, strong nose,
Speaker 1: and you said her ass was big. But it was
Speaker 1: like a little bit really definitely get I like, I
Speaker 1: like all shapes, to be honest with you, it depends
Speaker 1: like it depends number is like sap and I was
Speaker 1: seven and eight. No, no, no shapes five shapes. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, that's the difference. Right. If you're just round,
Speaker 1: that's not a shape like shape I got shaped, Like
Speaker 1: what are you your hourglass? You can't just be a circle,
Speaker 1: you know? So how many hoops is good? One hoop
Speaker 1: is bad? I like titty that's one to two is
Speaker 1: the best? What else you need. They gotta be having
Speaker 1: one to three three. You like that with that three
Speaker 1: four show too too. It's hot. You like talk about
Speaker 1: my feet. That's it. That's where you stopped yourself because
Speaker 1: I don't have to and you too. Wait, I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking about like to like not so you
Speaker 1: know if you have a little bit more role here.
Speaker 1: That's three before them girls. You know what them ship.
Speaker 1: But you're glowing up. I've seen your posts on this
Speaker 1: trying to listen and two muths. You can't tell Mandy
Speaker 1: already some kind of way about the meat and green.
Speaker 1: She's like forty five minutes. I'm like, oh, the first
Speaker 1: show I made dinner reseration. I'm out in thirty Hollywood. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: all right. I want to get into some have you
Speaker 1: ever with you all? Because the last time that we
Speaker 1: were all together we were just telling all of our ship.
Speaker 1: So here we go. I'm gonna start with wax, have
Speaker 1: you ever spit in someone's mouth? Last week? Have you
Speaker 1: ever had your mouth spitten? And yes, which one do you?
Speaker 1: I love spitting in a girl's mouth awesome amazing in
Speaker 1: different ways though to like depending on the move, Like
Speaker 1: I don't think spinning in a in a mouth. Um,
Speaker 1: how do I how do I phrase it? Like? I
Speaker 1: think it could be romantic, and I think it all
Speaker 1: can also be just like straight primal, you know, like
Speaker 1: sometimes you spin a girl's mouth it's just like and
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like you can like a yo yo just
Speaker 1: slowly with like you choosing your cousin. You know, you
Speaker 1: gotta pin down sex like white boy, white boy, white boys,
Speaker 1: your cousins. All the black people in the room look
Speaker 1: at each other, like, y'all blessing about your cousins. Female cousins.
Speaker 1: Now that's what you're doing, that dumb ship. Growth the
Speaker 1: funk are you talking about? I can't do. You know,
Speaker 1: when like siblings tease each other, they'll they pretend to
Speaker 1: spit on each other and they'll howk lugie and then
Speaker 1: they'll suck it back. He seeings might be wps. Sorry
Speaker 1: we have we have culture too, all right, Andrew? Have
Speaker 1: you ever been loved the spinning? Though? I think the
Speaker 1: spinning is really important getting somebody something on my face.
Speaker 1: I mean, we have to have a little consent talk
Speaker 1: about spitting in my face, but like them about sometimes
Speaker 1: it gets on their face. Yeah yeah, yeah, like it's
Speaker 1: a mistake, but it depends not it's on purpose a mistake.
Speaker 1: You got to act like they don't like that spitting here.
Speaker 1: You have to talk about it. You want ruining, you
Speaker 1: have to talk about it it. I'll say, ladies, if
Speaker 1: you want to be spit in your mouth, clarify that,
Speaker 1: because I don't don't put this out there right now.
Speaker 1: I want it because what you don't say, what's not
Speaker 1: a concept talk. You ain't even spit my face. You
Speaker 1: know you can do. Then I want to know he
Speaker 1: was you may be focusing when my dick is and
Speaker 1: I'm in full control because you're inside of me. I
Speaker 1: could just grab at the thumb popping this is. Look,
Speaker 1: you know, when you get the basic cable package right here,
Speaker 1: you get you get a few channels right now, when
Speaker 1: you add HBO Showtime and all that other stuff, it
Speaker 1: includes everything that's also in the basic cable package. So
Speaker 1: once I hit you with the dick, that's the HBO Stars, Showtime,
Speaker 1: everything spitting and all that ship that's included. Come like
Speaker 1: what I'm making that with you? That's the saliva, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you scared if you make it?
Speaker 1: Guy saying I don't like it. I love it, but
Speaker 1: I absolutely need to be asking for I've told a
Speaker 1: guy to spit, like I'm thinking he's gonna spit in
Speaker 1: my mouth, and he like did the primal spit all
Speaker 1: right here, just like thement. It's the moment. That's the
Speaker 1: thing that I think a lot of people don't realize, right, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: we can ask for consent about every single thing. That's
Speaker 1: something we can absolutely do. That's cool, or we could
Speaker 1: feel shit out. Some times, a girl lets you know
Speaker 1: she wants some ship without saying it directly, like a
Speaker 1: girl will let girls be us. You'll you'll want to
Speaker 1: you'll want to go to funk you, and you can
Speaker 1: show that without saying specifically, hey hard were you just
Speaker 1: gld the top of what I'm saying. It's like, there's
Speaker 1: other ways to do it, Okay. Most girls don't even
Speaker 1: know they like to spit things. It is considered something
Speaker 1: super dominant in the girl's mouth. May I This is
Speaker 1: how I would say, if you can't say the words,
Speaker 1: just say all your mouth. I would ask them to
Speaker 1: open their mouth a little bit and either they close
Speaker 1: their mouth and then you can ask them if you
Speaker 1: could do more, Oh do you like that. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I ain't doing all that. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I'm already so keep out of here. You're telling
Speaker 1: me you're not asking. I'm spinning a girl's mouth and
Speaker 1: I asked her, yeah girl, you're a girl. Yea. But
Speaker 1: what is this asking forever? You don't have a dickie?
Speaker 1: Are we here? You know? Be here? How about I
Speaker 1: just do it? How about this? Right? This is what
Speaker 1: this is where we sunk up and this where I'm
Speaker 1: a little bit concerned. When we set the president that
Speaker 1: you've got to ask for every single thing. We're basically
Speaker 1: telling women if guys don't ask them, they're sexually assaulting
Speaker 1: them or rape them. And I think that's what happens
Speaker 1: to a lot of these dudes that are all about
Speaker 1: this ask culture. Is you're putting in the bugging girl's ear. Right,
Speaker 1: You're making them think, oh, ship that one time when
Speaker 1: Wax did this or Andrew did this, they didn't ask.
Speaker 1: Does that mean that they It's like, because I just
Speaker 1: want you all to know that, I'm going to skip
Speaker 1: to the the next question because I know because going to
Speaker 1: really let them get together. Is this like field a vibe?
Speaker 1: Like if you're dude who respects women like I respect women. Right,
Speaker 1: So if I feel a vibe that a girl is
Speaker 1: not ready to be spinn or mouth, and I can
Speaker 1: I'm sensitive. I could feel that I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 1: I know, but that's the thing, you know, my but
Speaker 1: a lot of men don't better. And here's a lot
Speaker 1: of men do not know. Here's the other thing. I'll say,
Speaker 1: we don't that men do things to me. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm sing with my legs close at pushing you away
Speaker 1: and you still keep going. And then first of all,
Speaker 1: he's stupid. But what I'll say is this, and this
Speaker 1: is something there's a lot of stupid mother. This is
Speaker 1: the important thing that we gotta that we gotta show, right,
Speaker 1: is I think that you should be allowed to try.
Speaker 1: And then once a girl says no, you don't get
Speaker 1: to try again. But the first one is allowed because
Speaker 1: if we don't try first, not right as you can,
Speaker 1: you don't try to rape you just rate. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Please rene this. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that's what I thought he was saying. Like the first
Speaker 1: thing we do we get away with no no no,
Speaker 1: no no no. For example, listen. You don't put them
Speaker 1: examples out there because you no, and I never said that.
Speaker 1: Why are you thinking about rape? That's what we got
Speaker 1: get to talking about. In mouth. You think about what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Example for example, for example, I don't
Speaker 1: think I should have to ask if I can kiss
Speaker 1: a girl. I just kind of go for it, and
Speaker 1: if she backs off, then I respect don't think if
Speaker 1: I have to ask the touch of girls titty, I
Speaker 1: just kind of go for it and if she's, you know,
Speaker 1: cool with it, then I continue. If I go and
Speaker 1: I take out a condom and I put it on
Speaker 1: and a girl gets on top of me, I didn't
Speaker 1: ask her, but she saw what was happening. Now, So
Speaker 1: what's very important to me is this is this very important, right,
Speaker 1: this is very important. If we don't listen when you
Speaker 1: say no, the whole game is sucked up. So no
Speaker 1: one stopped are two words. Those are safe words for me.
Speaker 1: Like even if girls jokingly are like come on stop,
Speaker 1: I go listen, there's no one stop. I don't funk with.
Speaker 1: So if you want to be cute, use other words,
Speaker 1: but no one stopp is that's the end of the
Speaker 1: night for me. See what I'm saying, it makes me
Speaker 1: happy to hear like I'm very last. You gotta realize
Speaker 1: there's nothing that men hate more than rapists. I know
Speaker 1: it seems like we don't, but like you've been, you've
Speaker 1: been in jail, right, I'm trying to educated guest or
Speaker 1: like you got people to jail, like, okay, you got
Speaker 1: people that look You've got people that they look like
Speaker 1: you and jail whatever did the are you? But they
Speaker 1: just look like people like motherfucker. That's really I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say, because you're you're cats. As you find out
Speaker 1: that the dude in your cellie, you find out your
Speaker 1: CELLI is a rapist? Beat what's that? I'm gonna beat
Speaker 1: the ship out of some people kill him right right right?
Speaker 1: You got motherfucker's that are murderers in jail that they
Speaker 1: they got forty bodies and find out a rapist got
Speaker 1: in jail or a pedophile, right and literally their reaction
Speaker 1: is what's this animal? You know? What's the crazy thing about?
Speaker 1: You're saying that all of the entertainers out there that
Speaker 1: have been accused of rape and we don't keep the
Speaker 1: same energy. What you mean all talk to me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. I've been thinking about this
Speaker 1: comedian ship, right, like all the comedian rape ship was
Speaker 1: so weird to me about it. I haven't really shared
Speaker 1: this on any platform yet. It was so weird to
Speaker 1: me about We'll talk to some exclusive ship. It's so
Speaker 1: anti comedy, right, Like, comedy is the act of asking
Speaker 1: for validation. The last thing you want is force, right,
Speaker 1: you want approval. You are an approval seeker. You're going
Speaker 1: in front of people and you're like like me, like me,
Speaker 1: like me. Rape is the antithesis. Rape is I want
Speaker 1: you to dislike me. I want you to not want this,
Speaker 1: and I want to force it on you. That's what
Speaker 1: rape is. So how to fucking somebody who has dedicated
Speaker 1: their entire life to learning how to charm, manipulate and
Speaker 1: win over people. Also I want to do the exact opposite.
Speaker 1: I'm the ones that suck, but the people that ended
Speaker 1: up getting accused or fucking good? Oh what commediate? What
Speaker 1: other commis were very soft? The big one is Cosby
Speaker 1: But like it is just it's pairing, right, yeah, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But this is the this is the thing I think
Speaker 1: the thing with rape and I don't want to stay
Speaker 1: on this too long. But it's something that men enjoy.
Speaker 1: I had a guy in high school, and I hate
Speaker 1: to get too dark, but did something to me in school,
Speaker 1: and years later I asked him why and he told
Speaker 1: me he enjoyed watching me cry and want to come
Speaker 1: here with someone. Right. People rape, it's something that they want.
Speaker 1: Like I don't really believe you can make a rapist.
Speaker 1: I'm sec and that's why I don't like the thing
Speaker 1: with telling women what to wear. You can't make Andrew,
Speaker 1: if a naked girl walks down the street, I don't
Speaker 1: believe you're gonna tagg her down and suck her. I don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have that in you because those guys, this
Speaker 1: is something that and if a guy tries, we're gonna
Speaker 1: beat him up. To the idea which people telling women
Speaker 1: to stop doing certain acts. That's the main thing where
Speaker 1: you have movements like people. But you can't tell me
Speaker 1: I can't wear a tight dress because the enigma. Because
Speaker 1: of it, we just tell you how it is out there.
Speaker 1: We can't tell you how it's supposed to be. You
Speaker 1: seeing how it's supposed to be, telling you how it is.
Speaker 1: This is how it is, right. Look, most of the
Speaker 1: animals in the forest, right, they're like they eat investables. Right,
Speaker 1: So if you're walking through the forest and you got
Speaker 1: meat all over you and that most of the animals
Speaker 1: in the forest don't even care about that. But every
Speaker 1: once in a while, it's like a panther or a tiger.
Speaker 1: Where to evolved for you to use animals? Right now,
Speaker 1: it's like you gotta look at like we we view
Speaker 1: everything men do to women as oppression. Why don't you
Speaker 1: flip the dynamic and view it as protection? Right? Everything
Speaker 1: throughout history? Oh we held you down. No, we didn't
Speaker 1: want you to go to war because it's dangerous. Oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't let us work. Do you know what works?
Speaker 1: Stright Back in the day we walk in and got
Speaker 1: cancer all day. We don't want to tell me that
Speaker 1: women couldn't do it because men. I don't real question,
Speaker 1: real quick question, real quickly. Guys looked at us they
Speaker 1: beach now because we love y'all. Yeah, that's why that's
Speaker 1: why we look the Titanic. I didn't see you guys
Speaker 1: fighting for equality when that ship was going down because
Speaker 1: we were holding fucking babies. I don't give a light bulb.
Speaker 1: I can't, can't do that real nice on the light bulb.
Speaker 1: With that, we can do a whole lot more. And
Speaker 1: then what you're gonna do, You will go out in
Speaker 1: the world when you can't get a job, because where
Speaker 1: are you breadfeed in the bay? The baby six, baby
Speaker 1: is six, keeping wanted. Look what I'm saying is women
Speaker 1: and children get to go on because we protect you
Speaker 1: and we care about you everything, protect and care And
Speaker 1: now real talk and now this society got real comfortable.
Speaker 1: Women have shifted the narrative to oh, you've been holding
Speaker 1: us down for years. You weren't talking about equality with
Speaker 1: during World War One? Where was that I want to
Speaker 1: go to warship? Where was World War two? Where's I
Speaker 1: want to be? Actually, if you look into history, there
Speaker 1: were women who were dressing like man and pretending to
Speaker 1: be like one woman. It doesn't matter some girls. It
Speaker 1: was the first anyway back to getting your dick sucks.
Speaker 1: So to say is like, yo, we love you, we
Speaker 1: are here to protect you. We don't even want nothing.
Speaker 1: We want no no, we don't want no appreciation, nothing.
Speaker 1: We just don't want resentment. You don't got to say
Speaker 1: thank you to us. If I just try to be
Speaker 1: the girl up and we go step in. We knocked
Speaker 1: this dude out, and she's like, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for that's what we do. Yeah, that's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say. All I hear is you take an opportunities
Speaker 1: to be macho. I don't hear. I'm just fighting war
Speaker 1: so you can be say girl girl. Girls are from
Speaker 1: Venus manafone wherever. I don't know the planet? Hell? How
Speaker 1: to hell you and get? Just name the planet? Do
Speaker 1: you know the planet's black? Can you name the name? Three?
Speaker 1: Name the planet? Not three? Can you name the one? Where?
Speaker 1: Can you name planets? Yet? And I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm trying? Wanted the name? He's all right? My next
Speaker 1: have you ever? Is particularly about love you grupies. We
Speaker 1: love you, we love you, we love you. Here to
Speaker 1: protect you, wax. I want to know have you ever
Speaker 1: got some leftover Charlotte Magne pussy that he couldn't get
Speaker 1: or that he wouldn't take. Of course, listen, you're talking
Speaker 1: about sixteen seventeen years sucking was no, he fun it up.
Speaker 1: Fuck you know what I'm saying, Like, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm a guy. But now that he's been on this,
Speaker 1: you know, two years sobriety kick with no other pussy.
Speaker 1: You know what have you been able to? Have you
Speaker 1: been accumulating more and pussy. I always had always been
Speaker 1: like a pussy magnat for some reason. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I always have my own ship going on. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never like, I don't know, I guess. So maybe
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm sure I get some Charlotte magnecause I
Speaker 1: probably get some Andrew pussy. I probably get some horrible
Speaker 1: decision pussy. Yeah, right now, that was like, does he
Speaker 1: like black girls? Not only but not only that. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to question because we hear about the white girls,
Speaker 1: the white girl sex sexy. Like I'll put it out
Speaker 1: there though, because a lot of our YouTube listeners that
Speaker 1: watched the video with you were just stuck on the
Speaker 1: fact that you possibly may have left and full after
Speaker 1: the fact, or you sucked one of us. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody thinks, and I just want to let everyone knows. No, no, really,
Speaker 1: after the fucking foot fuck thing that was it, people
Speaker 1: at your fucking show. I came to your show and
Speaker 1: they were asking you I came love the home with well, actually,
Speaker 1: you know, I bring on my little boyfriend's t show.
Speaker 1: I love you asked me, like, Yo, you can bring
Speaker 1: that nigget here, and fucking Andrew, that's shady, fucking dude.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Yo, this is my friend. And then I'm
Speaker 1: like my friend myself because you who anyway, I don't
Speaker 1: know nothing, Andrew. Can you tell us about the time
Speaker 1: that you slept with the groupie after show and like
Speaker 1: how it went? The greatest groupie pussy or the worst
Speaker 1: groupie pussy? Whoever's in your mind right now? And ship
Speaker 1: the greatest groupie pussy or the worst groupie pussy. Have
Speaker 1: you ever had a girl just like stand out like
Speaker 1: right is your phone? The dick out I've had? She
Speaker 1: she ever went stand like standing? You ever heard of that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, no, I've had a couple I had
Speaker 1: I've had girls do this. This was quite interesting and
Speaker 1: it just happens several occasions where like I'll just be
Speaker 1: like I like to say, go by to folks after
Speaker 1: the show and you know, thank them for coming kind
Speaker 1: of you know, shake their hands and have like a
Speaker 1: little combos with them. A lot of times people listening
Speaker 1: to they want to talk to it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I like talking to people, you know, so
Speaker 1: what's up? So? Um, so this this girl came up
Speaker 1: to me and this this has happened kind of a
Speaker 1: little bit recently, kind of having a line and uh,
Speaker 1: I had a girl come up to me and she's
Speaker 1: just like, hey, um do you want to do you
Speaker 1: want to have the best blow job I've ever had
Speaker 1: in your life? And uh, and they will usually the worst,
Speaker 1: but go ahead, not always. Yeah, this are are continues
Speaker 1: to happen. No, but I have had that grape's grapefruit
Speaker 1: now and that ship is that ship is whack? I
Speaker 1: use a limit? Wait is your I told you were
Speaker 1: you using a big dick? I don't know why I
Speaker 1: got big vibes, but I really believe, well, I have
Speaker 1: a real big, big, great art and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he's like the boyfriend dick? Is that what
Speaker 1: it was? Six six to eight right or six to
Speaker 1: seven like an average size? I don't know what my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I don't have a boyfriend dick. You felt it, I did,
Speaker 1: and I mean it was a weapon. You wait, you've
Speaker 1: really grabbed his dick? We were actual assault, bro. You
Speaker 1: actually did ask And I told her, you're out here
Speaker 1: grabbing dicks oh you know what, she asked, and I
Speaker 1: told her no. Me. Three Our kink of the week
Speaker 1: this week, Andrew and Wax. I think you know you're
Speaker 1: on here. Um, we do a sexual fetish every single
Speaker 1: week and it's pretty much a big word and we
Speaker 1: tell mother what it is. This one is called pony play.
Speaker 1: It's not really that much of a big word, but
Speaker 1: it's the kink revolving around a non sexual role paint
Speaker 1: playing of horses in their handlers. So I've got a
Speaker 1: picture out. It's pretty much you put a harness on somebody,
Speaker 1: you have them on a horse. Yeah, you would do that,
Speaker 1: which one would be the horse? So people really like
Speaker 1: wearing the hoods, which is like the full black exercise.
Speaker 1: Like alright, so can I be the one holding the road?
Speaker 1: I mean if I gotta be, because I'm saying I'm
Speaker 1: a bend over smash, but I'm smashing the girl? You
Speaker 1: would you would you if a girl told you that
Speaker 1: was into it? That would it be a deal breaker?
Speaker 1: Like off the table? I like, I like different ships,
Speaker 1: like whatever, you're into it until whatever? Wait? Wait wait,
Speaker 1: can you make a noise? What does that mean? She's like,
Speaker 1: can I like your ass? Yeah? I just lift my
Speaker 1: leg up. Yo. By the way, I've had my ass
Speaker 1: licked again, and like, sometimes it's cool, sometimes it's not.
Speaker 1: More girls, I don't like that spreadship and uh and
Speaker 1: I'm worried that like a hamorrhoid will fall out. Wait,
Speaker 1: your hair in your ass? Yeah, I got tons of
Speaker 1: hair on my ass. I don't know why. And they're
Speaker 1: still yeah. I'm really good. I'm not eating hair. I'm great. Though.
Speaker 1: I got the number one comedy album. It's different, you know.
Speaker 1: I do have a question that we we always asked
Speaker 1: on the show. It's the inevitable question, would you rather
Speaker 1: eat ass or licktoestes? Both? But you had to pick one.
Speaker 1: We're the first one to say, licktoes both out the shower,
Speaker 1: out the shower both out the showereres, I'll probably eat ask.
Speaker 1: I'm not even to licking the toes that much. I
Speaker 1: just find them not usually look like the pedicure at
Speaker 1: the time. You don't suck the toes. Yeah, I've seen dudes,
Speaker 1: I've seen sucking a toe. You know that she wants,
Speaker 1: he wants the expression of if young man over there,
Speaker 1: he wants while he jerking the toe like that. Let
Speaker 1: come on. So you guys bring anal sex or anal
Speaker 1: play back to being gay, and now you're bringing put
Speaker 1: the vibrate in. No, no no, no, put the vibrating that
Speaker 1: if I don't think the girl want the pegg you,
Speaker 1: which you did and did say that on his show
Speaker 1: that he said, no, he didn't think of peggy. We
Speaker 1: were on looking toes and game ses. You think sucking
Speaker 1: toes of the equivalent to sucking dick the wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait the same sucking the toe out of control. Let
Speaker 1: me specific sack it. I see the dude, there's a
Speaker 1: video something tag me on this video. Okay, my video.
Speaker 1: My man is just he's sucking these toes exactly like
Speaker 1: a girls. Second, right, where do you think he learned that?
Speaker 1: What do you think he's thinking about while he's sucking
Speaker 1: on your toes? You don't think a meat ever came
Speaker 1: in his mind? Come on motion on a porn But
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean he sucked. I don't know. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of things that good worship is a fucking thing.
Speaker 1: And if you don't stuff the whole thing in your mouth,
Speaker 1: can you really worship it? Yes? Yeah, can right, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm say. You're different girls, other girls. Won't you
Speaker 1: just look the click click? Did you take Click's is
Speaker 1: a click? That light switch? Right click? The word click,
Speaker 1: It's not a it's Claus BLUs cares about knowing that ship.
Speaker 1: If I know, I ain't gonna do a good job.
Speaker 1: But who the fuck? If you never really know about
Speaker 1: the pussy, you should nasty and we really actually know
Speaker 1: what the fun is going. It's like a restaurant. Pussy
Speaker 1: like a restaurant. If you really know what the fun
Speaker 1: is in that back back, you won't eat there. Have
Speaker 1: you really know how these motherfucking girls even had a bathroom? Look, bro,
Speaker 1: you will not be that one. My mother always told
Speaker 1: them you got to clean around the toilet because men
Speaker 1: look at that. But it's not only that. Say, I've
Speaker 1: gone into men like men restrooms because the line was
Speaker 1: too long for women's. But women's restrooms in the club
Speaker 1: and stink. You know why, hold on? Hold on? That's
Speaker 1: because we have the squat when we pee. If I
Speaker 1: had the anatomy of a man. I've been in bathrooms
Speaker 1: where there's the option of the paper to put on
Speaker 1: the seat. I've been in bathrooms where it goes around,
Speaker 1: like if you go to Europe, there's like plastic on
Speaker 1: the seats and it goes around, but we don't have
Speaker 1: that ship disgust. What are saying? Even still have been disgusting?
Speaker 1: Like women every way? Let me tell you, I had
Speaker 1: a three on Tuesday or like what we and we
Speaker 1: took the girl home, and I remember when we when
Speaker 1: I took her panties off, all I could think was like,
Speaker 1: we've been walking around a lot, is sweaty and stink.
Speaker 1: What am I going to do? Because you can't not
Speaker 1: eat pussy your hours you drunk drunk? I hold you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to suck the mood of right, She's
Speaker 1: sucking his dick and I'm just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're a man or her man. Man, I'm gonna really
Speaker 1: suck this up. So like as I was taking the
Speaker 1: panties off, I'm like, okay, don't smell the panties. Maybe
Speaker 1: the pussy smells. But I don't know why I was
Speaker 1: freaking out. It was just really hot. It was a
Speaker 1: nightty degree day. I fucking I started going down on
Speaker 1: her and I was breathing through my mouth just because
Speaker 1: I was really scared. So finally, like random girl, huh,
Speaker 1: it's a new random girl. Don't maybe feel worse. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I'll be doing that ship right, I mean, you have
Speaker 1: to pussy in a three stome like you just shouldn't
Speaker 1: do about it. So finally, like she's going down on
Speaker 1: me and he's sucking her, and like she was like
Speaker 1: super wet, and he was like, yo, I want you
Speaker 1: to taste her. And I remember trying to give him
Speaker 1: this look like did smell. No, it was fine, but
Speaker 1: I was just terrified, white black Asian. I ain't even
Speaker 1: know what she was. Oh, let me tell you. I
Speaker 1: just really wanted to suck her. I really needed some pussy.
Speaker 1: And me and him have been doing great. So I
Speaker 1: just a good guy. Ladies listen to her, listen to her. So,
Speaker 1: like I just she was down and she was fun
Speaker 1: and three app yes it's called field she works for,
Speaker 1: saying yeah, go ahead, then get thee get the men
Speaker 1: at mark on that you know. I mean, but they're
Speaker 1: single men on there because like a lot of women
Speaker 1: like to be gangbangs, so they might like call a
Speaker 1: few dudes over like no more with the hotel. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you and your girl want to go on this, like,
Speaker 1: can I say something about three please please, No, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna light it. I'm just saying like I'm up
Speaker 1: until this point, until almost recently, a few weeks back,
Speaker 1: I've only had three sums with girls who are pretty
Speaker 1: straight right, and they were just kind of doing it
Speaker 1: for the fun of it. So the first time, the
Speaker 1: first time, yeah, it was really just about like both
Speaker 1: them sucking dick. Maybe they make out a little bit,
Speaker 1: they do a little maybe a little pussy, but whatever
Speaker 1: like that, maybe some titty liking you don't want one's
Speaker 1: getting sun. That's like my jam. Okay, So here's the thing,
Speaker 1: not too much. I have one two weeks back, and
Speaker 1: one girl was definitely down with both. That was hot
Speaker 1: seeing them go at it and stuff. That was really cool.
Speaker 1: But eventually, like when it was just like this one girl,
Speaker 1: she was really more about the other girl. I'm sucking
Speaker 1: pussy in my life, I don't need to do this
Speaker 1: if I'm not the star, Like, yeah, it needs to
Speaker 1: be both of you giving me head and then so
Speaker 1: you enjoy something different of a reason then and that's
Speaker 1: so it's the same way with me. So I actually
Speaker 1: didn't have sex with him in the reason because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to I was getting off so hard to watch.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even believe it. Like at one point, they
Speaker 1: kept coming back over to put on different music. I
Speaker 1: changed the song. That's how you know, I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: I tine the routine is, young men, I know when
Speaker 1: you're first starting to do it, do not start off
Speaker 1: with them. Let them start off together. You smoke a blunt,
Speaker 1: great advice, yes, do not let them get each other off,
Speaker 1: because once they not, then you can come in and
Speaker 1: be the star because they already know it. But if
Speaker 1: you go early and they ain't not, you don't suck
Speaker 1: the whole ship up. Bro. So let them go ahead
Speaker 1: and do that thing. You come in when you when
Speaker 1: his knee, it's not my last three was sucked up. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. But he also know he's a long fucker.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to need to like easy like
Speaker 1: he just lasts very long. And it actually started we
Speaker 1: were driving and she started sucking his dick in the car.
Speaker 1: Then we got back to the house, kept rolling blunts.
Speaker 1: We all wrote our own blunt, and then we each
Speaker 1: took turns stuck in his dick, and we really did.
Speaker 1: We never had blunt. We didn't white boy black guys,
Speaker 1: and we didn't after okay, we did we all a joint,
Speaker 1: I ain't. Yeah, after a after the bluss the roll,
Speaker 1: and she had already sucked his dick in the car,
Speaker 1: So I sucked his dick and then she was smoking,
Speaker 1: and then she came over and after smoking her blunt
Speaker 1: and came and joined me. And then that's how it started.
Speaker 1: So it didn't start. Yeah, we both did it together.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I kind of felt, as much
Speaker 1: as I felt bad, like I really wanted him to
Speaker 1: enjoy this. She started, I was sucking his dick. She
Speaker 1: started as I started going down on her. We both
Speaker 1: did it together. Once she was at it alone, he
Speaker 1: got soft, and as much as I felt bad, I
Speaker 1: was like, but the funniest thing that happened in this
Speaker 1: reason was I know he was like probably being really
Speaker 1: sensitive to make sure that he was like I was
Speaker 1: okay because he wasn't sucking me, and so I could
Speaker 1: see his face and I know what it looks like
Speaker 1: when he's about to come. So I was like, what
Speaker 1: do you what's up? Like, are you gonna come? And
Speaker 1: he's like, no, no no, I'm saving it for you. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I've been on a black no man, good job job
Speaker 1: this girl you've you've been with the wrong one about
Speaker 1: to but this girl gave me a look like motherfuck,
Speaker 1: squeeze it out. I want to go ahead and get
Speaker 1: into the horrible decision. UM. So every episode for the
Speaker 1: Horrible Decision, we pick a nice topic. Um, we picked
Speaker 1: a lovely one. It's dating advice from an idiot. So
Speaker 1: I picked five questions from women, five from men. UM.
Speaker 1: I left the last few open in case Alex might
Speaker 1: have had some or you guys had some ideas on
Speaker 1: advice to get from men. But we want to start
Speaker 1: with the ladies. Let's go all right, So the first one,
Speaker 1: would you still wife me after sex on the first night? Yes, yeh,
Speaker 1: sex on the first time, friends, multiple girls, second date,
Speaker 1: multiple girlfriends off sex on the first night. Do you
Speaker 1: think that's because the chemistry so both on the same page.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's just luck to be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I think it's luck. But I don't think
Speaker 1: that so for me, I think most men, I think
Speaker 1: the way that we work is like I don't know
Speaker 1: if I like you until we fun back. Literally, so
Speaker 1: I literally do not know. I think They'll be girls
Speaker 1: that I'm having sex with and I think, I really
Speaker 1: like we had great conversation all night and then not
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I hate not the one literally true,
Speaker 1: You've been saying a lot lately if you want them
Speaker 1: to stay. What is it that you were saying? You
Speaker 1: want them to stay after you know? That's how you
Speaker 1: know you like them. Yeah, Like if I want to
Speaker 1: hang out back in the bed, I want to marry you.
Speaker 1: For real, if I laid back in the bed with
Speaker 1: you after I know it with you, I want to
Speaker 1: marry if I even touch you after I know it
Speaker 1: with you, I love you. Oh yeah, I know that
Speaker 1: there's a difference, especially like wait, wait, guys that I'm
Speaker 1: in situation ships with compared to guys who I know
Speaker 1: may like me. Like there's a difference in who will
Speaker 1: let you lay on their chest after y'all to it.
Speaker 1: Like some niggas would be like, I'm hot alright, Like,
Speaker 1: but but then you got I'll let you lay on
Speaker 1: the chest, and they're like your hand you know, like
Speaker 1: you I know that, Like that dude beat you who
Speaker 1: will beat me rob your head after he know it
Speaker 1: he loved you too much, he like you got to
Speaker 1: the club. You ship used to take that forehead kiss
Speaker 1: when I was young. Everybody shows affection as a rapist.
Speaker 1: Stop thinking about somebody. I know somebody who used to
Speaker 1: catch fourheads and I found out he was a rapist. Really,
Speaker 1: he's always because that person also ate pizza. Al right,
Speaker 1: next question, even if you're going to pay for the
Speaker 1: first date, if a woman does the reach, are you
Speaker 1: impressed on the show? We have the reach? So when
Speaker 1: you're out with a with a woman, do it. Ladies.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna let you, but just do it. Try
Speaker 1: do it not I I'm looking at my phone. I
Speaker 1: got I'm sorry. You got to do the can tell
Speaker 1: you what they reach me. If you don't, you know
Speaker 1: when I'm not gonna let you thank you after the date.
Speaker 1: That's gratitude after right, But if you don't get pussy
Speaker 1: after a meal, my pussy is not worth a da.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you a pride. I love that.
Speaker 1: This is the important things like I am a third
Speaker 1: date type of bit. I keep telling girls, but that's stupid.
Speaker 1: All these worlds, well, these hells are stupid because you're
Speaker 1: basically putting either a price or a time value on
Speaker 1: your pussy. I'll tell you why three days, though, I
Speaker 1: think once I get to the third date, because by
Speaker 1: the second day, I'm like, do I like doing as
Speaker 1: women see you? I'm sorry, but I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: an extroverted person. If I want to date with someone
Speaker 1: else the same as me, we're gonna extroverts. When the
Speaker 1: belly button sticks out going, it means we're both out going.
Speaker 1: Too outgoing. People are going to keep talking right like
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep the conversation flowing, so like that might
Speaker 1: mean that we're both just like, is this really something
Speaker 1: or not? By the second day, I'll know if it's more.
Speaker 1: By the third day, if there's something that, I'll know
Speaker 1: you wait all that time is get a bunch more lies.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. Shut the funk up, fun, help
Speaker 1: and see if you like anybody that you don't want
Speaker 1: to have sex with. That being said, having sex in
Speaker 1: the first night or having sex on the fifth night,
Speaker 1: it really doesn't matter. How You won't know if we
Speaker 1: like you until after we not. Now I'll say it
Speaker 1: is that's true. You start to like us way before,
Speaker 1: like we like you, but I've stopped like motherfucker's after
Speaker 1: that's that's fair. Also that what you did like us
Speaker 1: in the beginning. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, and you
Speaker 1: should write your body develops that way. It's like you
Speaker 1: have to bring what happens hate biology, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I agree with ide chemistry and a connection how animals
Speaker 1: mate as one in a million women, I really don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm one of a million women. You
Speaker 1: need no chemistry want to of course I need chemistry.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying is if I see a guy and
Speaker 1: I'm sexually attractive to him, because they're the thing called
Speaker 1: sexual attraction, I know if I want to funk him
Speaker 1: or not. What do you think that stems from me
Speaker 1: knowing what I like physically, me seeing if a nigga
Speaker 1: kind of vibe with me a little bit, if his
Speaker 1: conversation is good enough, and I know my pussy is sucking,
Speaker 1: starting to salivate, just fucking being buy you like it
Speaker 1: means my pussy getting wet, like just being in your presends,
Speaker 1: not salivating like it's in your it's in your mouth.
Speaker 1: But if if my secreting, like if my pussy is
Speaker 1: getting wet, not shut the funk up. But but it happens,
Speaker 1: and this goes for my pussy would get wet. There
Speaker 1: was a glogical ship, right. But that's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: as the woman that that's what I'm saying. I hate
Speaker 1: but I get what you say. But then why because
Speaker 1: they could murder people easier, that is not why? Of
Speaker 1: course they make you feel safer. Absolutely, you know how
Speaker 1: successful a shorter guy needs to be, well, how diesel
Speaker 1: or strong? Absolutely, that's hot. True. Man? Do you think
Speaker 1: short dudes get so jacked? They're trying to convince you
Speaker 1: that they can keep you safer. You might hate it,
Speaker 1: but the ego thing, I need to make it bigger
Speaker 1: because don't want to get beat up. That's it, alight.
Speaker 1: Do we wait? We don't do for call or text
Speaker 1: after the first date? How long do we text first?
Speaker 1: What constitutes that? Well no, but a lot of women
Speaker 1: want to know. Do we text first after the first date? Does?
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter? And some of us are busy man, Like
Speaker 1: I'm busy. Like when I was when I had nothing
Speaker 1: going on, I would play the game of like maybe
Speaker 1: not texting you or for a day or something like that.
Speaker 1: Now I might not text you because I'm literally busy.
Speaker 1: Know your guys schedule. If you know that he's working
Speaker 1: eighty hour weeks, he's traveling around the country, he's doing
Speaker 1: a lot of ship throw him a text and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden you pop up into his head.
Speaker 1: I mean the question that was sent to my inbox
Speaker 1: and a girl said, I had an amazing date with
Speaker 1: a guy and I'm really worried about being thirsty. I
Speaker 1: really like him, Do I text him? Texas? You being
Speaker 1: thirsty is not going to decide whether or not I
Speaker 1: like your personality. This is very important. You can relate
Speaker 1: me into fucking you again by maybe like pumping the
Speaker 1: brakes and not being that interested and like not feeding
Speaker 1: my ego. So I want to have sex with you
Speaker 1: and feed my ego. But you being thirsty in no
Speaker 1: way stops me from being interested in your personality. Your
Speaker 1: personality is either good and I messed with it, or
Speaker 1: it's not good and I don't mess with it. So
Speaker 1: you might be able to get dick again, But it
Speaker 1: won't be because I like you. It will be because
Speaker 1: I don't like me when you don't like me. So
Speaker 1: now I have to you like me? Right that? Any game?
Speaker 1: All day? All right? I got bars? If I ask
Speaker 1: you for a day. If I ask you to get
Speaker 1: my uber for a day, he should be getting your
Speaker 1: and my assertive need. He should be getting your very need.
Speaker 1: You need exactly you meet us there. Yes, there at
Speaker 1: least something that you need, like this money. I went
Speaker 1: with you you need light build money if you can,
Speaker 1: if I need to get you what else you need?
Speaker 1: You renversation had to deal with getting an uber, like
Speaker 1: to go chill with a guy and like it was
Speaker 1: his dates too light build money? You need and you
Speaker 1: remember I don't remember here? And then one guy said
Speaker 1: I would rather her just ask me because that shows
Speaker 1: she's assertive. I feel like asking for an uber shows bro, bro,
Speaker 1: b you need money. It doesn't show that you're broken.
Speaker 1: May show that she's not that interested in you, and
Speaker 1: once doesn't want to she's interested enough for er. Yes,
Speaker 1: first off, I'm coming from the Bronx. So if I'm
Speaker 1: coming to the three dollars, you to where forty easily
Speaker 1: if that girl's back to Jersey, sixty dollars. But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying to me, get in your dick right, No,
Speaker 1: But I mean I don't know, depending on the guy,
Speaker 1: depending um, what we've been talking about depending what I
Speaker 1: know he makes or not makes, like whatever, Like if
Speaker 1: we're setting up a date and maybe I'm not that
Speaker 1: interested and I don't want to dig into my own
Speaker 1: pockets or make that investment, I'm asking for a fucking
Speaker 1: uber now, I don't know if you're asking an hour
Speaker 1: on the train to get to the city. Like you're
Speaker 1: having a girl come over and you know she lives
Speaker 1: in the Bronx. They like the Bronx light bill sheep
Speaker 1: over there, Yeah, fuck a light bill, Like I have
Speaker 1: way more space, like than what I would give space for.
Speaker 1: I need a lot of space, skinny downside, everything smaller
Speaker 1: up there Chester, I do like like my body is
Speaker 1: like since I've lived in New y a nigga that
Speaker 1: fucked with his new Rochelle Mount Vernon fucking Edgewater w
Speaker 1: B like harlemm, Like I don't do what I gotta
Speaker 1: be in the city for no, no no, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to I might do some Brooklyn. That's about it.
Speaker 1: Minute Guardia like shit lit like I'm good where I'm at. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't have to get defensive. Last question for women,
Speaker 1: do we even answer that question? What was it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Get the uber? Get your own fucking uber. You live far.
Speaker 1: I understand why you don't want to do it makes
Speaker 1: sense because it's costly. But at the same time, if
Speaker 1: a guy doesn't send you back in the uber, that's
Speaker 1: a little crazy. Sometimes, but sometimes I won't. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: won't send back the uber if it's daytime, right, like
Speaker 1: if it's during the day. But it's not even like
Speaker 1: I'll give her an uber no matter what. But sometimes
Speaker 1: she's like, all right, I'm out of here, and it's
Speaker 1: like light outside, like expressed. Yeah, you're good, like but
Speaker 1: it's it's never like an issue with money. It's just
Speaker 1: like it just happens. I'll always send the uber. This
Speaker 1: is what you're getting after dick. You're getting water. You
Speaker 1: got to get out the bed. You can get water.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get a little rag. Like you give me
Speaker 1: a paper towel for my place. Baby white, Baby white,
Speaker 1: baby white, it's too sauce. I don't know. For the
Speaker 1: girl's got a little little care package at the end
Speaker 1: of the night. Huh, what's the carapack? What's in the
Speaker 1: care package? What's the care package? Carapagage. I back to
Speaker 1: this guy. I felt like he really wanted me to
Speaker 1: leave because he gave me a blunt to go. I
Speaker 1: was like should He was like, you know what, take
Speaker 1: this get out? Oh yeah, like when you wrote me
Speaker 1: a blunt before I go like I need one on
Speaker 1: the road, and I made him roll me a blunt.
Speaker 1: I haven't like less have to be nuts. Leave less.
Speaker 1: You're cool man, Yeah, yeah, be my friend, my friend,
Speaker 1: you can stay. Well, I'm sucking somebody like me. You
Speaker 1: gotta get the funk out. That's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: about that, like sho, but I will say that. Like now,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just trying girls that I like talking to
Speaker 1: after Like, if we can't have a do you like
Speaker 1: someone right now? Yeah? Somebody send me a little to
Speaker 1: snap please in it? I hate all right, So you're
Speaker 1: saying if so, let's just say that it's a girl
Speaker 1: coming and get some dick. Yeah. Look, if I'm if
Speaker 1: you're coming to my crib to get some dick and
Speaker 1: it's late, maybe I'll send you with uber just come
Speaker 1: whatever that's possible. But if it's like, yo, just meet
Speaker 1: me at the bar, I gotta send you a Uber
Speaker 1: to meet me at the bar. What if you were
Speaker 1: just going out today to meet your friends? Nay, send you.
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't think that dates Like if it's
Speaker 1: late night leaving and you get me anuber, I think
Speaker 1: that's like I'm doing. Everything is safety? How do I
Speaker 1: keep you safe? What's up? Are you safe? Uber? Water?
Speaker 1: You're dehydrated? You said you just um. You said you
Speaker 1: actually like someone right now. So this last question is
Speaker 1: um and it actually came from also the episode with
Speaker 1: Mouse Jones. If a lot of I wish you were there?
Speaker 1: When is it okay to ask if you're sleeping with
Speaker 1: other people? And how do you do it? Why? I ask?
Speaker 1: Why I ask? Don't ask that that's a stupid question.
Speaker 1: When really your question you really want to ask is
Speaker 1: what when is okay to ask if you're sleeping other people?
Speaker 1: Hold on, what if you're seeing a girl to three
Speaker 1: times a week? So here's two times a week. Let
Speaker 1: that's fair. The question that you really want to ask,
Speaker 1: or the girl really wants to ask, is can we
Speaker 1: be together just the two of us? Right? That's the
Speaker 1: real question. So ask the real question. Don't ask your
Speaker 1: faith question, because you're just asking a question to piss
Speaker 1: yourself off. You're testing, and when you test somebody, you
Speaker 1: want to fail. That's why Hey, were you out last night?
Speaker 1: You already know? How do women or how do women
Speaker 1: make the move to say, like what's up with this?
Speaker 1: Like let's say, don't you don't you let it go
Speaker 1: asking me to marry you or ask you to marry me? Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on you No assertiveness, it's not about assertiveness,
Speaker 1: but there's so there's a certain thing. It's like, you
Speaker 1: want to have a serveness when it's convenient, and you
Speaker 1: don't want to have concerned assertainness whe it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be Why don't you assertively get your own uber? You
Speaker 1: don't want to do that, right, You don't want to
Speaker 1: be assertive when you gotta pay, but you want to.
Speaker 1: You wanna be assertive when there's something that you want,
Speaker 1: so you know, obviously keep the same energy. Right, So
Speaker 1: what we gotta do is, I think, in terms of
Speaker 1: relationships and that kind of stuff, the way that the
Speaker 1: system has been set up that we all have essentially
Speaker 1: bought into is when the man is ready to settle down,
Speaker 1: he will ask you, right, but but I think asking
Speaker 1: his corny even that, I think eventually you just fall
Speaker 1: into it, like when you like, like when you like
Speaker 1: somebody in the beginning, Yeah, you're sleeping around, You're doing
Speaker 1: this kind of stuff for whatever, and then eventually I think,
Speaker 1: as you like that person, it just starts to slowly.
Speaker 1: I mean I did fall into mine. But there is
Speaker 1: gonna be a point in time when there's women that
Speaker 1: at a certain age you don't have time for that ship.
Speaker 1: You said me, I'm fucking thirty years old, and like
Speaker 1: still kind of I need to establish something. We need
Speaker 1: to have a conversation about what Instagram. Yeah you got,
Speaker 1: you got Instagram, all that ship you've got Instagram. Don't
Speaker 1: want to go to the next stage, especially especially with
Speaker 1: all these pictures certain I'm talking about certain pictures that
Speaker 1: you're gonna let you allow your girl to have. Like
Speaker 1: don't you see a girl with a certain type of
Speaker 1: pictures on her phone? You're like, I'm sucking this, but
Speaker 1: I'm not wife in this. So he got some sense
Speaker 1: with that because but not because that one, right, there's
Speaker 1: not you got you got some sense with it because
Speaker 1: it's not about like posting pictures that are scandalous. It's
Speaker 1: more about like why do you need to post pictures
Speaker 1: that are scandalous? Right? Like I need to post you know,
Speaker 1: or we all need to post the podcast, right, so
Speaker 1: that people can listen to the podcast. So why do
Speaker 1: you need to post your titties? What do you get
Speaker 1: out of posting your cities? You need people to see
Speaker 1: your titties. Why do you need people to see your titties?
Speaker 1: What if I like your titties, that's the only person
Speaker 1: that need to like? Why you need all these people
Speaker 1: to like Instagram models? That's why you're not wife. That's
Speaker 1: why to get everybody two week boyfriends? Two week boyfriends?
Speaker 1: What if? It's your job? Right? So there's another like
Speaker 1: our podcast, I've got to fucking post Banana's deep down
Speaker 1: my thront. You push your ass, It's part of the
Speaker 1: it's part of the I mean, I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 1: to you like you don't need to do that. You
Speaker 1: only need to show your titties in your ass. They
Speaker 1: get it. I mean, I don't mind. Let me see
Speaker 1: all right? We actually don't have time for the mail questions,
Speaker 1: but I do have one that I think would be
Speaker 1: a great one for men. What is the best social
Speaker 1: media d M approach? I feel like Wax, You've done
Speaker 1: it enough, cannot cannot failed. Wax, Really, good man, what's
Speaker 1: your want be spelling. No, listen, I don't say anything
Speaker 1: I know, but we're asking, man, how do they This
Speaker 1: is a question, how do you what's the best? I'd
Speaker 1: be like, yo yo, that's it, to yo yo, yo yo,
Speaker 1: that's it. If you don't answers, that works. And this
Speaker 1: is what just comes in just in the beginning of ship.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. This is how they come
Speaker 1: at me. So I know a time. Listen, so as
Speaker 1: as soon as we see them green bubbles, nigger, and
Speaker 1: we're done talking a lot of pleas I don't need you.
Speaker 1: If you got a sucking I paol you worried about
Speaker 1: my green bubble, I don't need to be sucking you anyway.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. Fuck you're tight right now because this girls
Speaker 1: are talking about really hurt you. That's what I don't need.
Speaker 1: The he mad, but I got mad niggas, So we're good.
Speaker 1: You have no answer for a way to slide into
Speaker 1: a D. I think it's a little little check mark, right,
Speaker 1: it's different. I've been telling you, like the last you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know six years of my life. He put
Speaker 1: a blue check mark insten easy, but like it's just different, right,
Speaker 1: It's like I'm not a serial killer. I'm not exactly,
Speaker 1: I'm not a hurt like. I'm not all the things
Speaker 1: that you could be annoyed at or scared at. I'm
Speaker 1: also successful, right because in some capacity, So all these
Speaker 1: chicks and women got to go through because you do
Speaker 1: have to weed out, dude, that's part of it. You
Speaker 1: gotta so all that ship is weeded out. And now
Speaker 1: it just comes down to am I dating somebody I like?
Speaker 1: Which are girls? I'm assuming you're thinking, am I dating
Speaker 1: somebody like? Uh? Is he potentially somebody that I could
Speaker 1: see myself? And if that's the reality is that, then yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna respond and then we'll go from there. When
Speaker 1: I was so it's so I could give guys advice
Speaker 1: on it, but it's like, it's not. It might not
Speaker 1: work for you. It just might not. But if I'm
Speaker 1: if I'm you and I'm a guy, you really always
Speaker 1: want to try to show value. Really, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, regardless of women say they like it or not,
Speaker 1: you want to be with a guy who you perceived
Speaker 1: to have higher value than you. And then you know,
Speaker 1: guys will do this fucking pathetic ship where they're like
Speaker 1: you know these like pick up artist dudes will like
Speaker 1: try to like hurt girls feelings so you get insecure
Speaker 1: so you could see, you know, so they see you
Speaker 1: as higher than them. I thought that was always corny.
Speaker 1: Had I think of artists. He was kind of like
Speaker 1: just downplay it, like, but it's corny because it's like,
Speaker 1: if you truly view yourself as someone with value, right,
Speaker 1: they're gonna see it eventually. Like I don't need to
Speaker 1: be mean to you. I don't need to like because
Speaker 1: eventually you're gonna see I got it and you're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, oh ship, Now I'm gonna teach you because
Speaker 1: I'm a funny guy. That's what I'm gonna do. But
Speaker 1: it's never for the purpose of belittling your self esteem.
Speaker 1: That's whack. If anything, I want you to feel the
Speaker 1: best that you could possibly be because you gotta put
Speaker 1: up with this. I'm great, so you gotta feel great.
Speaker 1: You see them shorts, sorts? I can wear these shorts,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Not everybody wear one comedy
Speaker 1: album in the world. All right, before we get out
Speaker 1: of here, I want to get to our homemail. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. Uh this in capital letters? Please leave me
Speaker 1: anonymous ladies. My wife and I are having a threesome.
Speaker 1: Very soon we met a person picked him out. Stop
Speaker 1: sucking foot seeing me. I got me back. We need
Speaker 1: them to stay sexy. I want to talk to you.
Speaker 1: We even have a person we picked out. They've expressed interests.
Speaker 1: My wife and I have never had any other sexual
Speaker 1: partners ever. I've also had a vasectomy, so we'd like
Speaker 1: to do this unprotected. Was that we're worried about vasectomy
Speaker 1: means they touch a ship. You can't have babies. Some work,
Speaker 1: But we're worried about STDs. So how do we ask
Speaker 1: a partner without offending her? Thanks in advance for the advice.
Speaker 1: Listening to the podcast has really open up our communication.
Speaker 1: They want to have an unprotected threesome. They've never slept
Speaker 1: with anyone else. The kid covered with the blood and
Speaker 1: is going because we never know listen, because we never
Speaker 1: know who we fucking. I'm so sorry. You know people
Speaker 1: be fucking We don't. We don't know that they could
Speaker 1: be sucked up too. So you gotta pray before you
Speaker 1: gotta pray before you get into pussy. And Lord, please
Speaker 1: protect me, do not let me have no diseases when
Speaker 1: I get and then dive in. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what I do before I'm when I'm ready to have
Speaker 1: sex with someone without a condom, And it's like getting
Speaker 1: to that point where we're working too much. I send
Speaker 1: my results and I expect them back and if they
Speaker 1: don't send them back, they know why I sent on. Uh.
Speaker 1: If you if you go, be good. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think that's different that there's a difference between you you're
Speaker 1: doing that with a a partner that you've been fucking
Speaker 1: ongoing in relation to bringing someone into the bedroom with
Speaker 1: you and your partner. Um and so no, but you
Speaker 1: know I use condoms. Y'all came for me for using condoms.
Speaker 1: But to me, if you want to have unprotected sex
Speaker 1: with a third party, UM, I would actually say, if
Speaker 1: you guys are looking, try my wild lifestyle. When you
Speaker 1: deal with people who are into the lifestyle such as
Speaker 1: swinging or an open relationship or things like that, asking
Speaker 1: for results is not something that they look down upon. It. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you're in that lifestyle, they don't. They don't shame results,
Speaker 1: or they don't shame people who want to be safe,
Speaker 1: and it's something that they value with themselves because they
Speaker 1: do have this fluid sex life. They like to make
Speaker 1: sure they're safe at all times as well. So if
Speaker 1: you're looking for someone, maybe look for someone who's in
Speaker 1: the lifestyle, because then asking for results wouldn't even benna
Speaker 1: be real. Though, I don't know why you want to
Speaker 1: have unprotecting sex with someone else? Yea, And I understand
Speaker 1: you want to I mean oral sex, like I get that,
Speaker 1: Like you know why because a lot of niggas if
Speaker 1: if they get comfortable with and I know this because
Speaker 1: it's gonna be good anyway. Nope, I married men, and
Speaker 1: I niggas with girlfriends. So when they sucked these bitches
Speaker 1: with no condom, a lot of the times they don't
Speaker 1: know how to stay hard with a condom. And so
Speaker 1: a lot of guys don't like pussies to anybody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people used, but a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't want to use a condom. A lot of
Speaker 1: people do not want to use. You lost a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot. You're not gonna have problems no more. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna have these problems no more. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't have problems. I'm is and condoms regardless,
Speaker 1: But no, I'm saying no. Well, and I'm saying this
Speaker 1: actually from an experience with a whole girl that I
Speaker 1: just had. She got a nigger who's now on her line,
Speaker 1: who trying to trick. And the first time they tried
Speaker 1: to go fuck yes, I don't give a fuck. He
Speaker 1: wanted to go unprotected. She's like no, And so he
Speaker 1: went to put the condom on and he could not
Speaker 1: stay hard. This was before even inserting the pussy. He
Speaker 1: has a bitch who he not his baby mama. He's
Speaker 1: still fucking fucking raw before. He never smashed her before,
Speaker 1: and so and sounds fine. She's not fine, but he
Speaker 1: couldn't even he's and the whole time very nice. Here
Speaker 1: we go with the drop. There you go to bro.
Speaker 1: I gotta do the drop man. Okay, So what is
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