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Speaker 4: Katy Perry. Ouvra the first quick update. As you know,
Speaker 4: we've been following in the case of Kilmar Abrago Garcia,
Speaker 4: undocumented migrant from El Salvador, married an American woman, has
Speaker 4: a kid, living the American dream until the Trump administration
Speaker 4: sent him to an El Salvador in mega prison by
Speaker 4: and I'm quoting the Justice Department here, if I may,
Speaker 4: is an administrative error. If only there was a convenient
Speaker 4: and timely way that the prisoner could be brought back
Speaker 4: to the United States. That wouldn't really inconvenience either nation.
Speaker 5: President Boukelly at the moment flying from El Salvador to Washington,
Speaker 5: d C.
Speaker 4: What Saints be praised and just give Garcia a ride.
Speaker 4: You don't even have to give Guarcia the middle seat.
Speaker 4: I'm sure Garcia would just grabbed the wing and Tom
Speaker 4: cruise it over here if he had to. But sadly,
Speaker 4: Kelly arrived at the White House with just the Miami
Speaker 4: Club promoter, clothes on his back.
Speaker 1: And a pocket full of excuses. Can President bou Kelly
Speaker 1: weigh in on this?
Speaker 6: Do you plan to return him? Can I have some
Speaker 6: model of terrorists at today United States? I don't have
Speaker 6: the power to return him to the United States, you know, can.
Speaker 1: I honestly tell you, like this is even the thing that's.
Speaker 4: Like they're enjoying this, Like the two of them, our president,
Speaker 4: their president. We'll just have to let him rot in
Speaker 4: a prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there.
Speaker 4: I don't you guys don't care about this guy. I'm
Speaker 4: talking about these two. But somebody else cares about this person.
Speaker 4: And you just, randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody,
Speaker 4: called him a terrorist. And one of the weirder parts
Speaker 4: about this is the thing the only thing that seems
Speaker 4: to upset Trump about the entire situation is having to
Speaker 4: answer a perfectly reasonable question from Caitlin Collins about it.
Speaker 7: You said that if the Supreme Court said someone needed
Speaker 7: to be returned, that you would abide by that.
Speaker 6: You said that on Air Force one just a few
Speaker 6: days ago, and they said that it must be facilitating.
Speaker 8: Why didn't you just say, isn't it wonderful that we're
Speaker 8: keeping criminals out of our country?
Speaker 1: Why can you just say that? Why are you going
Speaker 1: over and over? And that's why nobody watches you anymore?
Speaker 4: Magnagnag You sound just like the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: But fear not America.
Speaker 4: For every time a lame stream media journalist gets shunned
Speaker 4: and ask kissing one gets its wings?
Speaker 1: Do you have a question?
Speaker 4: Thank you so much?
Speaker 9: You sort a nunder major investing winds morning in media
Speaker 9: less to build its AI.
Speaker 4: Supercomputer the first time ever right here in the United States.
Speaker 1: That's a question I like minutes.
Speaker 4: True, Yeah, that's not a question. I guess it's your
Speaker 4: favorite kind of question, a compliment. But rest of these
Speaker 4: the Americans, if there's one thing we all know, it's
Speaker 4: that first they come for the undocumented migrants, and as
Speaker 4: long as nobody speaks out, they stop. You mentioned that
Speaker 4: you're open to supporting individuals that aren't foreign aliens for
Speaker 4: our criminals.
Speaker 1: To El Salvador.
Speaker 8: Does that include potentially US citizens fully naturalized in the gradient.
Speaker 1: If it's a home grown criminal, I have no problem.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about really bad people, really bad people.
Speaker 4: He's going to do that to US citizens. I think
Speaker 4: the hosts of the view were about to get administratively errord.
Speaker 4: I gotta tell you, I did not think he would
Speaker 4: get this authoritarian this fast.
Speaker 1: I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known.
Speaker 4: Maybe if somebody out there had yelled at me on
Speaker 4: blue sky about this, I would have known. But no
Speaker 4: one did, except every day in all caps. So I
Speaker 4: guess the question is how authoritarian is we.
Speaker 1: Now? I don't accept your pity applause.
Speaker 4: Now, Luckily for us, the world is full of authoritarian
Speaker 4: leaders that we can measure Trump against your putins, your gee's,
Speaker 4: you're and a win tours. So so if Trump can
Speaker 4: put up a monster authoritarian score, you know what, Let's
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 1: Dave port Marcella a one clip.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows the rules, by the way, the greatest pizza
Speaker 4: reviews in the history of pizza. If you guys like pizza,
Speaker 4: for me, it's like watching porn. We already know Trump's
Speaker 4: done a lot of the standard fare. He's attacked the
Speaker 4: free press, pulled random people off the streets, made law
Speaker 4: firms and universities bend the knee, announced Department of Justice
Speaker 4: investigations into an individual whose sole crime was suggesting that
Speaker 4: the twenty twenty election had been safe and well administered.
Speaker 1: You know, the bad, bad people.
Speaker 4: But authoritarianism isn't just policies. It's an aesthetic. The opulence
Speaker 4: of medieval kings, the excesses of Middle Eastern autocrats.
Speaker 1: It's a pinterest vibe.
Speaker 4: That speaks to the power of one's position, the riches
Speaker 4: that are the privilege of the office. Does Trump measure up?
Speaker 4: Does he have the lack of available wall space?
Speaker 10: Do you have the mantle and you have the cherubs
Speaker 10: from Is.
Speaker 3: That from Marlo?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: That's actually their gold or gold look, and you know
Speaker 8: the it's angels.
Speaker 3: Their angels.
Speaker 4: See, they visited me in the night and change my ways.
Speaker 11: So I held them down and dip them in gold.
Speaker 11: I drowned them in gold, liquid gold. Have you ever
Speaker 11: heard an angel scream?
Speaker 1: It is just it is erotic.
Speaker 4: By the way, if any of you are wondering if
Speaker 4: the cherubs that are now in the Oval office are
Speaker 4: real gold. And I know many of you are wondering
Speaker 4: that it is real gold, and there's a very good
Speaker 4: reason for that.
Speaker 8: Throughout the years, people have tried to come up with
Speaker 8: a gold paint that would look like gold, and they've
Speaker 8: never been able to do it.
Speaker 1: You've never been able to look at that look.
Speaker 8: You've never been able to match gold with gold paint.
Speaker 1: That's why it's gold.
Speaker 4: That dude is so blue collar, always down at the
Speaker 4: factory with the boys.
Speaker 3: Why can't they make a gold paint that looks like gold.
Speaker 1: That's not a leader.
Speaker 4: I don't mind them canceling pediatric cancer research, but I
Speaker 4: hope by the end of the time we can come
Speaker 4: up with a good gold paint substitute, because but you know,
Speaker 4: rooms filled with real gold cherubs or nothing if those
Speaker 4: rooms aren't also filled with the echoes of the most
Speaker 4: embarrassingly sycophantic hosannas one clip everybody knows of wants.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your leadership and thank you for everything
Speaker 1: you're doing.
Speaker 12: I want to thank you for standing up to the
Speaker 12: Chinese Communist Party.
Speaker 1: I want to figure as well for the ship building.
Speaker 1: Your vision is a turning point and an inflection point
Speaker 1: in American history.
Speaker 7: Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable.
Speaker 4: What you're doing now, I think is a great service
Speaker 4: to our country but ultimately to the world.
Speaker 7: You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority.
Speaker 4: You know what, I swear to God. Guys, what does
Speaker 4: she know? She's the attorney general.
Speaker 3: She doesn't have the fun. When I watched those.
Speaker 4: Cabinet meets, I actually think, are they making fun of him?
Speaker 3: It's so over the top.
Speaker 1: Mister president, Oh, thank you so much. Your dick is soap.
Speaker 3: So your dick is soapic.
Speaker 1: We can barely lift it.
Speaker 4: Because it's it's it's it's covered in real gold, not
Speaker 4: the pain, real gold.
Speaker 3: But you know, any.
Speaker 4: Any run of the mill authoritarian can get the praises
Speaker 4: from those that fear him. The ogs, the real autocrats
Speaker 4: extract something much much weirder and humiliating, the forced, uncomfortable laughter.
Speaker 3: You're telling you all, I got tang even.
Speaker 1: To go, would you?
Speaker 3: She couldn't question he had a hat on. It's another
Speaker 3: add on, the same had but still.
Speaker 4: That's on the North Korean website funny or You Die.
Speaker 4: And as America's dear leader, Donald Trump also has a
Speaker 4: tight five we're pulling.
Speaker 7: All that out and putting the money toward the infrastructure,
Speaker 7: not the social movement from the last administriction.
Speaker 8: Good steal as supposed to green paper mache.
Speaker 1: Good, thanks, great job.
Speaker 4: That made non sense, right, right, yeah, not that right.
Speaker 3: Didn't make any sense to you, make sense to me?
Speaker 1: Are even alive though?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Putt it's just so fucking weird. But the key to
Speaker 1: the authoritarian regime.
Speaker 4: Is the suspension of the normal processes by which you
Speaker 4: understand the world, the manner by which data and your
Speaker 4: experiences paint a cohesive, grounded picture of reality.
Speaker 1: The calling card of an authoritarian regime.
Speaker 4: Is that you must suspend that reality, that rationality, and
Speaker 4: then you test people by pushing the limits of that absurdity.
Speaker 5: The White House release the results of President Trump's physical exam.
Speaker 5: His doctor says President Trump exhibits excellent physical health.
Speaker 7: The import says he's six f' three two hundred and
Speaker 7: twenty four pounds.
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna say no to either of those numbers.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be that guide. But he has
Speaker 4: a front button. I mean, we all get there. It's fine,
Speaker 4: you can have it. But what's what he is forged
Speaker 4: by a festus. No, by the way, that medical exam
Speaker 4: did not only confirm that Trump is physically perfect, his
Speaker 4: brain is also totally jacked.
Speaker 3: And I took a cognitive test, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you, and then I got every answer, right.
Speaker 9: Can you tell us about it?
Speaker 1: A looking a test? Is that man person camera TV?
Speaker 3: It's a I think it's a pretty well known test.
Speaker 3: Whatever it is, I got everyone, I got it all right.
Speaker 4: I think we all know what cognitive tests we're talking about.
Speaker 4: But I would like to know. Do you know what
Speaker 4: cognitive it's just bulgeiting. I took a cognitive test about
Speaker 4: my memory?
Speaker 1: What was it's test? Trump is such a medical marvel?
Speaker 1: What's the secret to his good health and youthful appearance?
Speaker 1: Sense of humor decreases stress? That he has?
Speaker 4: Everyone that knows the president knows how funny he is.
Speaker 1: That decreases stress? Does it?
Speaker 4: Sense of humor decreases stress? Keeps you young looking?
Speaker 3: Is that what I hear you saying? May I, if
Speaker 3: I may.
Speaker 4: Just for schnicks offer the counter argument, Do I look
Speaker 4: less stress?
Speaker 1: No, don't look I'm hideous.
Speaker 4: But you know what, he's got a good sense of
Speaker 4: humor and he's in pretty good shape. May work for
Speaker 4: your run of the middle of Autharitarians, your Lukashenko's, your Maduro's.
Speaker 4: Shirley Trump is above that seatier.
Speaker 13: Donald Trump is a genius, very different in the best
Speaker 13: possible way.
Speaker 3: The president has an athlete's.
Speaker 12: Mindset, accessible, free wheeling, refreshing.
Speaker 14: It is like Christmas every day with President Trump.
Speaker 3: He's like that Marvel superhero.
Speaker 8: A mythic figure, almost like the verious Scandinavian.
Speaker 4: I'm obviously not a scholar and Viking lore. I don't
Speaker 4: remember there being BeO Wolf's.
Speaker 1: Was one be wolf? Wasn't it?
Speaker 4: Also then do BeO wolves? But those are still just
Speaker 4: reaching for superlatives. Is there anyone else who wants to
Speaker 4: place him? Not on Mount Rushmore, but maybe Mount Signed?
Speaker 1: Can Trump be the biblical Moses?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not the most observant Jew. I mean, this
Speaker 4: weekend I think I celebrated Forum.
Speaker 1: But isn't Moses the biblical Moses?
Speaker 4: And by the way, if you were Moses, I do
Speaker 4: think there were some now shout knots that he might
Speaker 4: want to take a look at.
Speaker 1: By the way, Moses six four two eighteen forty eight
Speaker 1: in Chartile. But you know what.
Speaker 4: Even a superhero, a viking, or a mythic figure or
Speaker 4: a biblical profit pales in comparison to the genius that
Speaker 4: we are witnessing. Zelenski's playing checkers and Trump is playing chess.
Speaker 3: Trump's three D chess move he.
Speaker 1: Is actually playing four D chess.
Speaker 4: President Trump's five D chess. That's that's not a dimension
Speaker 4: the lens with depth for his time. There's no working five,
Speaker 4: there's no five. He is a god who has created
Speaker 4: a whole other dimension through which he plays board games. Let's,
Speaker 4: you know, let me even see how do you play
Speaker 4: five dimensional Trump chess?
Speaker 1: Let me see how we do this. So here's how
Speaker 1: he would probably do it.
Speaker 4: We lose them for DEI okay.
Speaker 1: Check on. I guess that's it. I guess that is
Speaker 1: five D.
Speaker 3: You know, for no authoritarian.
Speaker 1: That awesome.
Speaker 4: I guess words are not enough. Tributes to a great
Speaker 4: leader must show, not tell.
Speaker 7: A new proposal by House Republicans to rename Washington Dulles
Speaker 7: International Airport after Donald Trump.
Speaker 4: Brendan Carr, the SEC chairman, was seeing throwing a gold
Speaker 4: pin of Trump's face.
Speaker 9: A congresswoman introduced a bill to add President Trump to
Speaker 9: Mount rushmore that.
Speaker 5: Would make President Trump's birthday a national holiday.
Speaker 7: Put President Trump's likeness on the one hundred dollar bill,
Speaker 7: a brand new two hundred and fifty dollars bill featuring
Speaker 7: Donald Trump's face.
Speaker 1: He's going to be at.
Speaker 3: All our money and all our fing mountains.
Speaker 4: So Trump's got it all authoritarian wise, the looks, the attitude,
Speaker 4: the relentless dissent, crushing all the ingredients to.
Speaker 1: Be a top tier authoritarian.
Speaker 4: All he needs now is to bring it home with
Speaker 4: his ruthless competence.
Speaker 1: Chaos and confusion from Wall Street.
Speaker 4: The market's lost more than six and a half trillion
Speaker 4: dollars day.
Speaker 8: They've wiped out eleven million dollars, turning now to yet
Speaker 8: another plane crash.
Speaker 1: The worst measles outbreak of this century.
Speaker 10: One hundred thousand federal workers have been fired.
Speaker 1: The Trump administration on firing some of the federal workers.
Speaker 7: The President Trump's tariff train escalates the global trade war.
Speaker 7: The President hits pause on his global trade warp.
Speaker 1: The President made it clear yesterday this is not a negotiation.
Speaker 1: The Donald Trump says it is a negotiation.
Speaker 4: The President exempted smartphones, computers, and other devices from his
Speaker 4: new reciprocal tariffs.
Speaker 7: The president later posting there was no terriff exception announced
Speaker 7: on Friday.
Speaker 1: So close, So.
Speaker 4: Frustrating to see someone just on the precipice of illiberal leadership.
Speaker 1: But he just can't put it all together. Is Trump
Speaker 1: putin or gie? Not yet. But there's no question that
Speaker 1: he's a young upstart. There's a lot of potential.
Speaker 4: But if he can't bump his numbers in the getting
Speaker 4: shit done category, he's got to hit the ceiling pretty quick.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: Let me let me Donald, but let me have a word.
Speaker 10: President Trump. General Lissimo. Oh great, Moses.
Speaker 4: I don't know what your advisors have told you about
Speaker 4: the authoritarian bargain, but the basic deal is this. The
Speaker 4: American people look the other way while you disappear undesirables,
Speaker 4: knuckle under the elites, span all seven trans athletes from
Speaker 4: our nation's beloved NCAA fencing tournaments. You know, all the
Speaker 4: people that are holding us back, and then you, in
Speaker 4: turn make shit work. You want to ignore the Supreme
Speaker 4: Court and all the other courts and take away people's
Speaker 4: licenses to broadcast. Fine, but when the planes go up,
Speaker 4: I'm not on buyer. You don't even have to have
Speaker 4: them beyond time. You can take over Greenland, demonize Canada,
Speaker 4: dominate the golfing pro circuit. But in return, our children
Speaker 4: should be somewhat safe from most Victorian era diseases.
Speaker 1: We love our children.
Speaker 3: We love rub.
Speaker 1: We love our children, especially the rizzler.
Speaker 4: You want to destroy NPR and PBS, the Voice of America.
Speaker 4: Sell the naming rights of the Washington Monument to hymns
Speaker 4: dot com. Use the R word, the P word, the
Speaker 4: C word, make up your own slurs. Have the United
Speaker 4: States Naval Academy remove Maya Angelou from its bookshelves. But
Speaker 4: for some reason, keep mind comp which is a real
Speaker 4: thing that they did.
Speaker 1: We'll be fine.
Speaker 4: We weren't that crazy about this system of government in
Speaker 4: the first place. But you keep fen this up, and
Speaker 4: some of these lawyers and universities and corporate leaders are
Speaker 4: going to start to think about suggesting, respectfully to each
Speaker 4: other in a very tightly controlled text chat, that someone
Speaker 4: should reach out to someone who knows someone in your
Speaker 4: administration to express milts.
Speaker 1: They're satisfaction.
Speaker 4: Because injustice anywhere is not something we mostly think about.
Speaker 4: And remember, you don't have that much time to get
Speaker 4: it right, because it's not like your vice authoritarian butterfingers
Speaker 4: is inspiring any confidence. Look at the size of that
Speaker 4: trophy next to Jdvents.
Speaker 7: I know those are some some big young gentlemen and
Speaker 7: a big trophy as a big dudes.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh and it looks like a trophy fair.
Speaker 14: That's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Oh too.
Speaker 4: Administrative error. When we come back romy house, if I'll
Speaker 4: be joining us, don't.
Speaker 13: Go right Award winning after committee appropriated the new animated
Speaker 13: series number one, Happy Family, USA.
Speaker 12: Hey Dad, I think this jersey might be too big. Yes, roomy,
Speaker 12: it would fit you forever. We didn't come to this
Speaker 12: country to buy new clothes every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys see roomies boobs.
Speaker 3: You gotta get his hormones check. No, no money for
Speaker 3: hormone checks.
Speaker 12: Now everybody checks their own hormones. Maybe we could return
Speaker 12: in for something smaller. Uncle Jamal doesn't do returns. He's
Speaker 12: very under the table and no more new stuff here.
Speaker 12: Terrible month ar Roomy, but I use less toilet paper.
Speaker 12: I only use the chataf Now your butt is clean,
Speaker 12: but your energy usage isn't. Look where you are on
Speaker 12: the cousin leaderboard. Your cousins are beating you in every category.
Speaker 9: Be more like Kareem.
Speaker 3: We talk about it on my yo side. Look at you,
Speaker 3: what's happening.
Speaker 9: I'm so happy to be here with you than.
Speaker 4: I'm so happy to have you here with me. I'm
Speaker 4: so happy you know the show. They send me the screeners,
Speaker 4: I get them in advance.
Speaker 9: Yeah, of course you've got that kind of connection.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I get I don't even have to log in.
Speaker 4: I just I touched my computer.
Speaker 1: It's right there.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what it animated hers I'm watching it.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think, here, wait, what's happening, And then
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, it's September tenth, Yeah, two thousand
Speaker 4: and one, and I'm like, what's about that happened?
Speaker 1: And it did? And you made it hilarious. The show's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 9: No, I you know, it was something that we felt
Speaker 9: was only possible to do an animation.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's really wild too, because.
Speaker 9: We've been making the show for so many years, and
Speaker 9: I don't think there's ever been a week in America's
Speaker 9: history where immigrants feel the need to say, hey, we
Speaker 9: are number one happy family USA, right, And that is
Speaker 9: what this family feels compelled to do in two thousand
Speaker 9: and one, and we kind of have this show coming
Speaker 9: out in this moment where it's all colliding in this wild.
Speaker 1: Way or was there something going on in the government?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many years?
Speaker 4: You said, you've been making this for many years before
Speaker 4: nine to eleven?
Speaker 1: Were you making it? What did you know, Ronny?
Speaker 9: But we started making it during we pitched it during
Speaker 9: Trump one, and then it's coming out now in the sequel.
Speaker 1: Isn't it wild that we're in eras now? Like Trump one?
Speaker 1: I remember Trump one. Yeah, it's so quaint and simple
Speaker 1: back then, you know this is gonna sound crazy.
Speaker 9: He seemed happier back then. Yeah, he did. He did.
Speaker 9: He was like smiling more like he seems really stressed now,
Speaker 9: like all the clips you were showing. I was like,
Speaker 9: you know, You're like, oh man, he looks kind of sad,
Speaker 9: like I don't think he likes what he's doing either.
Speaker 1: That may be the most charitable thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: You always, I don't.
Speaker 9: I always try to see it from the other point
Speaker 9: of view, even if it is and I'm like, he
Speaker 9: looks stressed, like he doesn't look good.
Speaker 4: He's like watch, you know, he's got such a good
Speaker 4: sense of humor that it keeps him young. I wonder,
Speaker 4: I mean, do you think when you're surrounded by that,
Speaker 4: like with like imagine being in a room with all
Speaker 4: your cabinet secretaries and they're kissing your ass so hard
Speaker 4: that it does seem sarcastic? Like do you think he
Speaker 4: goes back into like the bathroom afterwards and be like,
Speaker 4: do they really think I'm bringing a new error?
Speaker 9: Do I think he might? I mean, they're kissing his ass,
Speaker 9: and he obviously has like body image issues. He's lying
Speaker 9: about the weight and that.
Speaker 3: And then like.
Speaker 9: And then and then like you know, John Stewart's over
Speaker 9: here talking about a front buttons.
Speaker 3: No, I mean the guy. I mean the guy.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think he did.
Speaker 9: And he's going through I believe he's going through something physical,
Speaker 9: and he happens to be the president of the United States,
Speaker 9: And I think we got to just kind of look
Speaker 9: at it from kill it from that every angle.
Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question, do you think Instagram
Speaker 4: is wrong with his self image? And that's why, like,
Speaker 4: because he looks at all these Instagram shots of all
Speaker 4: these other leaders, He's like, they look ripped, dude.
Speaker 9: I think I mean that poutin shot. It's got to hurt.
Speaker 9: I think there's a reason he got off X and
Speaker 9: created his own social media platform right where he could,
Speaker 9: you know, control how people are seeing.
Speaker 1: Just say are you? Are you on Truth?
Speaker 10: Yo?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I got at Rommy from the beginning, and you actually
Speaker 9: any Arab name you can just get on truth it
Speaker 9: real like as of like it's available like you.
Speaker 1: Oh, you could get at Mohammad right now.
Speaker 3: Every spelling is available on Truth.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's pretty It's a really very limited audience base
Speaker 9: that's on there.
Speaker 4: I am hoping that our audience at home right now
Speaker 4: is rushing out.
Speaker 1: You can sign up today to register those domain names.
Speaker 1: Have you do you do any of that? Do you
Speaker 1: do you social media? Do you?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 9: Very sparingly yeah, I mean it's really hard. I mean,
Speaker 9: you know, like being creative, and we've talked about this
Speaker 9: with like stand up and stuff. It's like I love
Speaker 9: being in rooms with people, and so being online can
Speaker 9: feel really crazy. And so no, I like I go
Speaker 9: on to look at like sports stuff like Lebron stuff,
Speaker 9: but that's pretty much it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where I'm that kind of I used to
Speaker 4: What was so interesting to me is like We've all
Speaker 4: had this experience as stand ups. You'll like you do
Speaker 4: a room and like they'll always be like a table
Speaker 4: or like a couple of tables who like aren't digging it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like.
Speaker 4: Okay, And sometimes you'll register it and like maybe it'll
Speaker 4: get on your nerves a little bit or whatever, but
Speaker 4: then you go home. Social media is like those people
Speaker 4: that thought you sucked. You have to ride in the
Speaker 4: cab with them home and like the whole time they're
Speaker 4: just like you.
Speaker 1: Suck, yeah, and you're a Jew.
Speaker 9: You know what's crazy is I get called a Jew?
Speaker 3: Do you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Like I put I had this like New York Times
Speaker 9: thing and like it was like the thing and there's
Speaker 9: stuff where people like, oh why do you have And
Speaker 9: then someone just writes another Jew and I was like, whoa.
Speaker 1: That's how much Jews control.
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 9: Like yeah, he's like an undercut yeah yeah yeah, And
Speaker 9: now I'm here with you.
Speaker 4: But if that isn't a sign that it is so
Speaker 4: wild though, you know, there's all these things and Islamophobia
Speaker 4: and anti Semitism are such brethren in like different moments,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but we got like a really bad end with
Speaker 9: our like Islamophobia is so weak, like.
Speaker 1: It just sounds phobia.
Speaker 9: Well yeah, because it's like a rachnophobia, like but it
Speaker 9: just sounds like, oh yeah, you had a weird Islamic
Speaker 9: experience as a kid.
Speaker 3: You got a little phobia.
Speaker 1: You don't like, Man, you can get over it.
Speaker 9: Just like try some hellow meat and like you get over.
Speaker 9: Like you know, it's like islamophobia. It's like a shellfish allergy.
Speaker 9: It's like, oh yeah, I don't know, like, oh, he
Speaker 9: doesn't want any he has a slamophobia.
Speaker 3: Like it sounds so benign.
Speaker 9: Anti Semitism is like whoa like, dude, like what you know?
Speaker 1: What you want about?
Speaker 9: You know? So I think even from just on a
Speaker 9: on a real word language level, we're at an incredible disadvantage.
Speaker 1: I never thought of it that way.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and that's because you're a Slamophobia and that's and
Speaker 9: that's like wild, that's wild.
Speaker 3: It's just wild because we know each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, Jersey is.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go through our text chains and
Speaker 4: find out how subtle my islamophobia has been here.
Speaker 1: It's there. Yeah, but they'll.
Speaker 4: Hit me I generally, no matter what I'll put on
Speaker 4: the web and I try not to do it much.
Speaker 4: Third comment is always you changed your name Juke, and
Speaker 4: you're always like, really, I'm fooling people? Is that look
Speaker 4: at this face? Like you see this maybe on a
Speaker 4: Yentil poster. That's my kidding for all these things. Now,
Speaker 4: are you still you still the clubs are still your favorite?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean go hit in the club?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, going out to I mean it's the best.
Speaker 1: It's so fun.
Speaker 9: And then it becomes you know, we made this animated
Speaker 9: show that's like filled with you know, those like thoughts
Speaker 9: you have in a notebook when you're going to do
Speaker 9: stand up and you're like, maybe this.
Speaker 1: Will work, maybe it won't.
Speaker 9: And then we get to make this incredible show with
Speaker 9: so many characters that get to say all this stuff
Speaker 9: that you know you don't need, like like the rate
Speaker 9: is so fast, and that's what's been so fun.
Speaker 4: Just joke and your can I tell you my favorite this?
Speaker 4: This is going to sound like a crazy thing. So
Speaker 4: the show's great, and it's just layered with so many
Speaker 4: jokes and yet and the subject matter can get dark,
Speaker 4: but it's really clever. It's not cloying, Like it's really good.
Speaker 4: But there's a pool scene where you go, I don't
Speaker 4: want to say you it's roomy, but it's it's like
Speaker 4: a kid your age in two thousand and one dealing
Speaker 4: with his you know, friends in a town in New
Speaker 4: Jersey after nine to eleven and there's a pool party.
Speaker 4: And my favorite part of it is it's like a
Speaker 4: Peanuts thing as they're doing a pan across the pool
Speaker 4: and there's one blonde dude in the pool with floaties
Speaker 4: on and he's just doing this and it's the every
Speaker 4: Peanuts character dance to music that it's just anim dancing.
Speaker 1: How about such a great detail.
Speaker 9: It's like loaded with so many little details and music
Speaker 9: and kind of the ability to like, you know, do
Speaker 9: things that you know, when I grew up, my grandmother
Speaker 9: was always watching TV. Like you try to talk to
Speaker 9: her and she's just at the TV watching her shows.
Speaker 9: And then you go to make an animated show and
Speaker 9: it's like, okay, so the grandmother is always going to
Speaker 9: have her TV with her everywhere. Yeah, And we build
Speaker 9: this show where everywhere she goes, she's dragging this cart
Speaker 9: that has her television. She's at a funeral and she's
Speaker 9: watching her shows. And that that's the kind of stuff
Speaker 9: you can't do in live actions.
Speaker 1: I love that the halal cart turned into a piano.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah. I mean, like, I always had this fascination
Speaker 9: my dad grew up in the city, you know, Like
Speaker 9: I grew up with my dad working in the city,
Speaker 9: and it was so funny to me when you go
Speaker 9: through Midtown and you see the news ticker on the
Speaker 9: Fox News building and it's seeing all these horrible headlines
Speaker 9: about Muslim countries and Muslim people, and then you kind
Speaker 9: of look right down and there's the halal cart right
Speaker 9: on the corner, and you see all the guys with
Speaker 9: the Fox badges buying food from the whole guy. And
Speaker 9: I was like, man, this guy's got the best hustle
Speaker 9: because he knows like they're in there and they're seeing
Speaker 9: all this stuff on Muslim people, but then there's that
Speaker 9: like guilty part of them on their lunch break.
Speaker 4: That's like, let me try a little halal, you know,
Speaker 4: and he's right there to make the butt.
Speaker 9: And so when we started making this show, I'd always
Speaker 9: been so fascinated by that guy there, and and that
Speaker 9: becomes the dad and the show. He is the guy
Speaker 9: who's sewing and you're the dad too.
Speaker 1: I play the dad as well.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the music are you do you? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I write them, Yeah, I write these like songs when
Speaker 9: the music, I mean, are you I am music?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, And I think that's you know start. I
Speaker 9: in high school I played guitar, but I never really
Speaker 9: know each other for.
Speaker 1: A long time. Why I played drums man, Dude, we
Speaker 1: could kick it. We would be crazy. We could call
Speaker 1: it kosher halal.
Speaker 3: We could we could do we could do.
Speaker 1: I'm open, I'm we could do it.
Speaker 10: I listen.
Speaker 1: I have a van.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a terrible drummer, but I can bring our
Speaker 4: ship to wherever we play. I do not sing, I've
Speaker 4: never and but the singing and the music is great.
Speaker 4: There's some really funny songs in it.
Speaker 9: It's really it was so much fun. Yeah, it is
Speaker 9: like one of my favorite parts of the show.
Speaker 1: You know that? And what else? Isn't that? What's coming? What?
Speaker 1: What's what's the next?
Speaker 9: We got the show coming out this week. I got
Speaker 9: to do this crazy cool movie Mountainhead that's coming out
Speaker 9: next month, written by Jesse Armstrong with did Successions.
Speaker 1: So fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very, very fun. It's a very it's.
Speaker 9: Really exciting and Yeah, our friend Steve Krell's in it
Speaker 9: and he's like, honestly such a joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah he really.
Speaker 9: He's told me like so many stories about you that yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did any of them mention Mountain Head.
Speaker 1: Terrible?
Speaker 9: That was really good?
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I share that.
Speaker 9: Ye good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went immediately to that. I know, I loved it.
Speaker 4: How much fun that was Orging with Correl like he
Speaker 4: is and the dead pan is what I'll get.
Speaker 9: You no, and it's like he's just yeah, he's so
Speaker 9: inspiring and he's he's like the way he kind of
Speaker 9: picks up a character and he's like such a true
Speaker 9: film actor too, like so you get to bounce off.
Speaker 1: Him, and it's just I miss all those Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so good to see. Thanks, you're the man.
Speaker 3: Remember what I.
Speaker 1: Haven't done at Park Video?
Speaker 13: Let me grant right.
Speaker 3: Afterway, I didn't know you.
Speaker 1: You look our show.
Speaker 4: But before we go, we're gonna check it with your
Speaker 4: host for the rest of the week, Ronnie Chang.
Speaker 3: What's happening to right?
Speaker 9: What else?
Speaker 1: What do you got to the people next week?
Speaker 5: Well, big news for me personally, John, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 5: going to space.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the all women mission went so well today that
Speaker 5: Jeff Bezos asked me to be part of the All
Speaker 5: Asian One.
Speaker 1: No Offense, Ryan, But like your top five, all right?
Speaker 4: I just I just Ali Wong Lisa from White Lotus,
Speaker 4: Bow and Yang.
Speaker 5: I just yeah, Okay, But that's the point, John, Okay.
Speaker 5: I'm the perfect mix of famous and disposable. It's known
Speaker 5: in the aerospace industry as the Katy Perry curve. Uh
Speaker 5: enough fame for news coverage, but you know, worst case scenario,
Speaker 5: the world can move on.
Speaker 3: Also, I have.
Speaker 5: No problems peeing in a bottle.
Speaker 1: Pean in a bottle. It's an eleven minute ride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a thing.
Speaker 1: I got thing with my.
Speaker 3: All right, well, I hope you get back to say
Speaker 3: Ronnie Chang. Everybody here.
Speaker 8: This is the first we've had women. But we've never had.
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Speaker 8: Look at you, guys, feel a little bit mystery.
Speaker 11: That's good.
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