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Speaker 1: It's another jube. Hello, this is Russell. Hi Russell, this

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Speaker 1: is Stephen calling from Larry's office. Do you have a

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Speaker 1: second Oh yes, so sure. I was wonderful. I'm Larry's assistant.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the company. Thank you very much, no problem,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here. So listen, I need to

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Speaker 1: set up a time for you and Larry to get

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Speaker 1: together for a fun company activity. So can we do that?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure that sounds fine. This won't take too long,

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Speaker 1: maybe a half hour or so. How does next Friday

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Speaker 1: sound for you? Um, Friday works? Yeah, Friday's good. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: So I will drop by your outfit probably tomorrow after

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Speaker 1: I have it cleaned, and then just let me know

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Speaker 1: if it's sort out. What outfit? Yeah, just let me

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Speaker 1: know if it's too big or small because we have others.

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Speaker 1: What's sort an outfit? What? What is this? What? What

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Speaker 1: activity is this? Oh? I probably should have filled you

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Speaker 1: in more. Yes please? Okay. Well, your boss, well, the

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Speaker 1: big boss CEO, Larry. He wants to box you in

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Speaker 1: the break room, like like fight me, no, no, box

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Speaker 1: you know boxing the sport? Are you? Are you being

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Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah? It's kind of a thing we

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Speaker 1: do here at work, most of the new employees get

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Speaker 1: in the ring with our CEO and go a few rounds.

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Speaker 1: It's blast. Wait no, no, wait, you want me to

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Speaker 1: box my boss in front of everybody. It's more like

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Speaker 1: Larry boxing you because he is an ex professional boxer. No, no,

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Speaker 1: whoa whoa Larry wants Larry wants us to happen. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he does it with a lot of new employees. They

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Speaker 1: get in the ring, they go a few rounds, and

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Speaker 1: we all get in the break room and watch it. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, I'm not gonna, not gonna that's not my job.

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Speaker 1: But work in the accounting department. Okay, I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: not the type of person that's physical. This is not

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Speaker 1: part of the job. Well, and then that's the fun

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Speaker 1: part is seeing somebody who can't box go up against

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Speaker 1: an ex professional boxer. Oh it's not fun for me.

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Speaker 1: I can't box. Why would you ask me to do this? Well,

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Speaker 1: Larry says that it's a great way to show your

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Speaker 1: fellow employees your toughness, and that'd be good for you

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Speaker 1: being in the county department. Like, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: take in your crap. I'll knock you right out. It's

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Speaker 1: not funny. Why are you laughing? Does everyone else do this?

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine anyone would do this? Well, yeah, everybody

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Speaker 1: since I've been here. I've been here probably a decade,

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Speaker 1: and in that time, I've seen Larry knock out at

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Speaker 1: least thirty people. This isn't like a charity funding right

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Speaker 1: like he just no actually beats people up. Larry doesn't

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Speaker 1: hold back. He brings the heat, if you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Have you ever so you've never boxed before,

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Speaker 1: I've never been in a fight before. I would say,

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Speaker 1: maybe hop on YouTube, watch some videos or something, because

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Speaker 1: I am I know I'm not gonna hop on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to box our boss. Oh wow, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: lights out Larry is not going to be happy about

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Speaker 1: this one. Lights Out Larry are Well hitting. That was

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Speaker 1: his former pro boxing name, lights out Larry. Look. No

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Speaker 1: one ever ever mentioned to me. I had four interviews

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Speaker 1: for this job. No one ever mentioned to me that

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Speaker 1: I would have to fight someone named lights out Larry. Well,

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Speaker 1: So that's that someone named lights out Larry is your CEO.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry if somebody forgot to mention it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is what you do when you're an employee, not interviewing.

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Speaker 1: We're we're not gonna have you boxing before you get

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Speaker 1: the job. I have worked at three other companies. I've

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Speaker 1: never had to box anybody. Right, have you worked out

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Speaker 1: a company? This good? It's a very good job. But

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Speaker 1: it's not this good. It's not good. I have to

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Speaker 1: fight somebody. Okay, all right, Well, I gotta let you know.

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Speaker 1: Larry's is going to be disappointed, and your girlfriend Kelsey's

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Speaker 1: going to be very disappointed too. What my girl, how

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Speaker 1: do you even know who my girlfriend is? She told

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Speaker 1: me she wants to see you get beat down by Larry.

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Speaker 1: She really couldn't wait, so Wenna have to break the

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Speaker 1: news to her too. Now, what is this? Oh, this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. It's actually Jewil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, Kelsey, Oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend Kelsey set you up. She said you just

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Speaker 1: started a new job and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: So you I was terrified, terrified. It lights out Larry. What?

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Speaker 1: Oh he's a kitten. Wake up every morning with jelas

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenty two point five