1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to inject some new 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 1: life back into the state fairs across the country. 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 2: Pie eating contests. 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: Out what's in uncooked spaghetti eatoffs? 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 2: Just so crunching you're dunking. 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 1: Just imagine ten pounds of dry noodles on a plate 7 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: in front of. 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 2: You with a three hour clock ready, go crunching into them. 9 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: Who will be crowned the uncooked noodle King and Queen 10 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: of this man find out after Laser Stories, a segment 11 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,519 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just 12 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: other RIGATONI jabronis just don't. This first laser story is 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 1: out of Humboldt County, California. Fifty nine year old guy 15 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: named Todd Popper was driving up a windy road on 16 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: the outskirts of town when out of nowhere, a full 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: grown black bear appy my gosh, yeah, Tod, do you 18 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 1: say still in his car. 19 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 3: Stop? 20 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: Todd didn't have time to react, or swear or avoid it, 21 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: so he ended up hitting the bear with the corner. 22 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 2: Of his car. 23 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: I swear a bear ran into my car once, and 24 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,759 Speaker 1: I was too scared to stop. 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 3: It was night. I went and looked later and. 26 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 2: It wasn't there, so, oh, it. 27 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 3: Was a mystery. 28 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 2: Landed on my barbecue. 29 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: After that, he slammed on the brakes and noticed that 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: it wasn't moving. His four hundred pound body was just 31 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: leaning motionless against the guard rail. 32 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 2: Todd felt terrible. 33 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: He thought the bear was knocked out or worse, so 34 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: he attempted to give it a boost over the concrete 35 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: barrier to get it away from the street over. 36 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 3: Call an official. 37 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 2: Yea, hearts department, give him melt them out. When he 38 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: began to lift it, the bear woke up and mauled. Hell, 39 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 2: oh my god, mald but he deserves that. 40 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: Apparently the bear didn't know that Todd was trying to 41 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 1: help because it's a wild animal. 42 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: And they haven't gone to school. 43 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 3: He's got hit by his car. 44 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you want to help me. 45 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: The bear chomped down on his left forearm multiple times. Luckily, 46 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: an off duty EMT was nearby and applied a tourniquet 47 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: to Todd's arm and called nine one one. He was 48 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: treated at a nearby hospital, but they didn't release the 49 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: details on his condition. 50 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 2: So hopefully he'll be fine. Let's not get out and 51 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 2: try to resuscitate the animals. 52 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 3: Yeah. 53 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: What good news is the bear learned a new trick, 54 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: play dead and the food comes to Europe. It's fun 55 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: this next Laser stories out of Florida Day. Fifty seven 56 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: year old Jonathan Patrick Winslow was driving around Key West 57 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: the other day around eleven thirty am beautiful when something 58 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: sparked his interest. He immediately got out of his Kia 59 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: Sorrento while it was still running, and jumped into the 60 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:13,839 Speaker 1: engineer seat of a popular tourist train. Oh my god, hard. 61 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 3: He's driving. He's not being passage. 62 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: Well before officials knew what was happening, Jonathan took off 63 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: with the train, screaming with joy that it was his birthday. 64 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: That's what he said. Anybody around could jump off. 65 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 3: Train. 66 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: Over the next twenty minutes, he picked up two random 67 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: passengers and had the time of his life. 68 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 2: Happy birthday. 69 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: However, the joy ride didn't last long, seeing as the 70 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: missing train. 71 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: Was equipped with GPS. 72 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: Cops arrested him, and what did Jonathan have to say 73 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: about that? He thanked the officers and told them he 74 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: loved them. He then joked about how he wanted to 75 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: create some drama and said he was due to watch 76 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: a dinosaur movie later that day with his grandson. Unfortunately 77 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: for Jonathan, the police had other ideas for him that 78 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: afternoon instead of seeing a movie, and they took him 79 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: to jail. 80 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,799 Speaker 3: Birthday didn't end out so good. 81 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 2: And it wasn't just for the rogue train hacking. 82 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: They also found a meth pipe in Jonathan's pocket, which 83 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: he swore. 84 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 2: Was not what they thought it was. 85 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: I'm in the uncooked spaghetti eating competition later, I need so. 86 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,840 Speaker 1: He now faces charges of burglary, grand theft, auto, and 87 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 1: possession of drug paraphernalia. I wonder how those two people 88 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: on the train would rate his performance. 89 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 3: Probably more fun than the normal tourist. 90 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: Yes, this next laser stories out of the Friendly Skies. 91 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 2: Have you ever walked into an airport and thought. 92 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: Wow, I wish this sounded more like an airport to go. No, 93 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: if you have, you're in luck because one of the 94 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:07,479 Speaker 1: world's largest airports, Heathrow International in London, just commissioned a 95 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 1: Grammy nominated recording artist to create a soundtrack of only 96 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: airport sounds, to be played twenty four to seven throughout 97 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 1: the terminals this summer. 98 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,599 Speaker 3: But the sounds take care of themselves, Jeff, they're already there. 99 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: No, not at Heathrow because they recently went through a 100 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: major renovation in the last few years, installing quieter baggage 101 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: claims and overhead speaker announcements were taken away as well. 102 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 3: That sounds lovely. 103 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 2: Now a lot of people are saying it's too quiet. 104 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 2: It's like walking into a library in there. 105 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: Okay, So that's why the new airport soundtrack got created, 106 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 1: and we have a sample from it. 107 00:05:46,880 --> 00:06:09,039 Speaker 3: Ooh, let's hear it. Bothers me. I would hear it. 108 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 3: I'd be like, wait, what did she say? Was that 109 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 3: about my games? 110 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, wait if I a. 111 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: Confusing But the numbers away from it says, if you 112 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,919 Speaker 1: listen long enough, you'll hear everything from baggage belts to 113 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: boarding calls and even the sound of kids crying and misbehave. 114 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so nice. I want the remix of No Kids. 115 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,160 Speaker 1: Well. Some critics say that added background noise is not 116 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: going to help bring down the stress and chaos of travel. 117 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 2: He Throw disagrees. 118 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,600 Speaker 1: I bet they do, saying nothing compares to the excitement 119 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 1: of stepping foot in the airport for the start of 120 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: a summer holiday, and this new soundtrack perfectly captures those feelings. 121 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: Why don't they just play music, like, why does it 122 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,119 Speaker 1: got to be airport music? 123 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:54,479 Speaker 3: Broke? 124 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, but everyone knows sound. 125 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 1: I love when there's a live performer in the air, 126 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: and I love it when there's a six year old 127 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 1: crying on the floor. 128 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 2: We could have both. 129 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: You could start traveling with me then, speaking of the 130 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: sounds of stepping feet, Oh, this guy would love. 131 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 2: To spend a few hours at the airport. I met 132 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 2: near the shoeshine bar, of course. And the Sounds Lazer 133 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 2: story has just come to an end of the day. 134 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Brooke 135 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning.