WEBVTT - Why Are People So Creepy? 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:05.760 Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, where's the music? I 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:06.520 don't hear the music. 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:10.479 Music's not gonna be ready for you. I can't hear myself. 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.080 Gotta plug in your headphones. Got it there? 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:16.520 You go? Now try it again, yo yo? 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.880 Is it working? No, it's frozen for the minute. Okay, Well, 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:22.760 how are we going to do the intro without the music? 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:24.840 We never do it right away anyways, I know, but. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.000 This time I wanted to do it right away. I 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:27.840 want to switch things up on you. Since it's Friday, 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:29.280 I was like, do something different. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:32.519 And guys check out the Instagram. Actually won't be posted anymore, 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.920 but I did a picture of when Lunchbox and Arnold 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.680 signed his internship deal for two hundred dollars. I put 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.960 a picture up there on our Instagram. But it'll already 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:42.120 have been deleted in eras. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:46.199 You can always repost it, true, so we'll repost it. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.320 We'll throw it up there again. It's a phenomenal picture. 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.080 I'm glad that we're able to capture it. People do 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.920 engagement photos. This was the moment he signed his deal. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.000 It's pretty cool, pretty cool thing. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.520 Would you like me to tell you about how happy 0:00:58.560 --> 0:00:59.280 I am right now? 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:01.640 Is it about Kansas. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.560 No, it's no. Kansas is like they're done, like they 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.280 they got taken out bat they're dead, like it's over, 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.120 Like we'll be back next year. We'll see in the 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:14.240 fall when college basketball starts again. They're not any any 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.400 longer a factory. We don't need to talk about them. 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.800 Let's do the intro, and I'm gonna tell you about 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:20.679 my frustration. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:25.000 Are you a San Antonio Spurs fan because Popovich coached 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:25.800 at Kansas. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:30.200 No, I'm a San Antonio Spurs fan because everybody liked 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.200 Jordan and the Bulls in the nineties when they were 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.640 a kid. But then I also I worked for the 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.920 San Antonio Spurs when I was in college at the 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.920 University of Texas at San Antonio, and once I was 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.760 around the organization, it was first class, and I was like, 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:44.880 this is where my heart lies. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:49.120 How's it going? Man new Hey, mister Janobili, Hello, mister dunk. 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.080 Man the Twin Towers. Hey Parker, how you doing man? 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.080 You're a rookie. I'm a rookie too. My first game? 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:54.800 Your first game? 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.960 Yeah? Cool? You want to play one on one? Cool? 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:00.240 Eva Longoria, would you like to play this game? Pin 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:01.920 the tail? On the Coyote. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.960 Yeah, that was when we moved to the AT and 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.040 T Center. That was not at the Alamo Dome, just 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:09.799 so you know, that's when it all went down. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.280 So Boomer was wanting to go to the sweet sixteen 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:15.320 or is it just the final fourth in San Antonio? 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:16.040 Final four? 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.239 So Boomer's going to go to the arena. How far 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.560 is the arena from the river walk? 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.120 About a block? 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:24.440 Two blocks, three blocks. 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:28.120 It's right down there, it is. Yeah, it depends on 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:31.120 where on the riverwalk you are, but there's different excess points, 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:32.080 but it's right by it. 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:34.200 I gotta tell him to walk to it. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:36.240 He's really going to the final four. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.600 No, oh, they're coming back here. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.600 I was hoping you would say the sweet sixteens in 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:41.440 San Antonio. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.320 No, no, gotcha, Nope, just final four man, final four, 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.959 National Championship. And you can sit way up there where 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.040 you can't even see if you want to sit go 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:51.720 to the final four. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.800 It My seventeen year old nephew is going to a 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.480 final four. Before me, I would go jump off that bridge. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.320 That would suck. Uh. Do I know anybody? 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.079 I know some people have been to the final four, 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.000 but I can't think of anybody off the top of 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:05.360 my head. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:07.000 I had buddies one time in college. 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:08.480 They go, hey, you want to go to the Big 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.639 East Tournament in Madison Square Garden And I was like, no, man, 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:14.080 I'm not a Big East fan. Dude, Why did I 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.639 go to that? Twenty years later? Probably should have gone 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:16.840 to that. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:18.679 That'd been pretty cool. I'm an idiot, I'm bad. 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:20.959 Yeah. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.400 Grandma and Grandpa went to Kimper Arena a lot to 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:24.839 watch the Big Twelve Championship. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:26.080 I think it was Kimper Arena. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:27.280 I don't know where they played, but they went to 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.639 the Big Twelve title a lot and I never went. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:33.760 That's pretty cool, good story. Let's start it all. 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.160 Right, We're gonna do it live. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:36.320 Arnold. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.840 Are you ready? Thank you my friend. How have you been? 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:41.680 How was spring break? Oh? 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.400 Bunny Blue was as advertised? 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:49.040 Did you do some plumbing for. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.600 Yeah, so you guys heard about those one thousand guys. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.560 I was one thousand and one. Wow. 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:58.480 Way to make those plumbers proud man. 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:02.080 You guys stated that can kuon resort right. Wow. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:05.040 Wow, that's pretty cool man. Good thing you didn't go 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:05.840 to Costa Rica. 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:07.840 They're still investigating that. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.680 I know that one's weird. I still don't understand. Are 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:12.360 you gonna start it? 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.520 Yeah, we're gonna do it, Livenold. 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:16.520 Why didn't you look at me like I was crazy? 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:18.960 Because I was thinking about if I was gonna mention 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.919 anything about the Costa Rica stuff. But I'm just not 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.960 going to thank you, cuz three days before the fourteen 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:28.440 year old died, Brett Gardner's son, they ate at a restaurant. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.680 It was the exact restaurant that I was trying to 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:36.560 get Basier to stay at the hotel this summer. Oh, 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.800 but that's not necessarily the restaurant that made him sick. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.560 That restaurant has come out, Lot Mary Posa the Butterfly. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:44.320 They have come out and said they ate three days 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.880 before the kid fell ill at our restaurant. Get off us. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:51.120 The food poisoning came from another restaurant. They already came 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.200 out in the public and said that get our name 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.919 out your mouth. Lot Mary Posa is five star, beautiful 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.279 views and monkeys. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:04.080 Let's do it, Arnold, Are you ready all right? 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:04.880 What? 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:05.599 Oh? 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.600 The one? Two? Three sore losers? 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:11.960 What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.600 I know the most about sports, so I'll give you 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:17.000 the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much. 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.000 A sports genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the North. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:21.680 I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.960 of Nashville with baser, a Broadway girl, my wife. We 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:25.960 have two point two acres. Die of a heart attack 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:30.520 when I'm seventy two white picket fence. It is golf, Susan. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:32.440 It's seventy degrees, coach. It's been phenomenal. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.160 It's been awesome. It's a great time to go golfing, dude. 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.919 It's so beautiful outside and it's gonna beautiful except for 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:39.680 this weekend where it's supposed to rain tomorrow. 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:40.640 It's supposed to rain. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:43.839 Sunday, so don't try to go golfing on Saturday or Sunday. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.440 But that's okay. But you know we do have tomorrow Ray. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:47.919 Yeah, March Madness. 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:50.279 Well, we do have March Madness Tomorrow Ray. But we 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.680 have something even bigger, better, more important. 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.560 Day four Major League Baseball. 0:05:55.760 --> 0:05:59.440 I would be day well, it'd be day five because 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:02.479 you had two days over in Japan. Then they came 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.680 back and they've played and you know what's stupid is 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.640 that today, after all the teams played yesterday. They give 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.359 ninety percent of the teams the day off today, So 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:11.200 dumb and. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.080 I just want to say this so it's on record, 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:16.359 the Dodgers will be the greatest team in the history 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:18.800 of Major League Baseball. The record is one hundred and 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.040 seventeen wins I believe, set by the Seattle Mariners in 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:24.200 two thousand and three. The Dodgers will win over one 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:28.280 hundred and seventeen games per the statistical season. They can 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.919 lose two games a week. Do the math forty weeks. 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.760 It's less than that thirty five weeks. Even less than that, 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.680 they would have to go one hundred. It's one hundred 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:42.599 and seventeen and forty five, so they can lose forty 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:46.440 five games, So there must be twenty something weeks. They 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:47.799 can lose two games a week. 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.240 Yeah, you might want to look out because Mookie Betts 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:53.400 is sick. He has not He's been losing weight rapidly, 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:54.839 so I don't know what is wrong with him. So 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.640 that already hurts them. They're pitching. They seem to always 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.240 get hurt, so you might want to watch out for that. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.239 Kershaw's go for about three starts. 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.240 Yeah, Yamamota just called He'll be fine and you'll hang 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:04.880 up and listen. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:05.679 Great point. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:10.520 And also they have Tescar Hernandez, Max Muncy Do, Freddie Freeman, 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.840 Choey Betts, Bets hurt with a hurt that doesn't matter, 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.960 Will Kirby Roll, Will Smith? 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.360 Would you like me to tell you what's going on tomorrow? 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:20.760 Tomorrow's a big day, man. 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.360 Ray, I'm getting a divorce Tomorrow. 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:28.640 At nine am. Baby Box three will take the field 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.920 for the first time in the history of his life 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:33.920 for his soccer game. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.920 Kid, run out there with your wingspread. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.840 For the last three years he's been throwing fits on 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.120 the sidelines because he could never get in the game 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:48.040 because he wasn't old enough. He watched brothers play baseball, basketball, soccer, 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:48.760 and he. 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.000 Wanted to do all of them. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.760 And it is now come to the point in his 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.360 life where he is three years old and that is 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.200 old enough to kick the old soccer ball around. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:03.960 Kid, go on the pitch, don't be Keith. Was he 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.320 a soccer coach or just baseball? 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:06.640 Baseball? Basketball? 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:07.120 Oh? 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.920 Specialized, Yeah, specialized. I knew him as a baseball coach, 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.080 but he used to coach basketball. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.920 Did he dabble in the running. How did you become 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.320 a runner? I was just a runner naturally. I don't know. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.360 Kids don't want to see those legs. Flies start running. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.560 I became a runner because in fifth grade they were 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:26.480 having a city wide competition and it was a mile race, 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.720 and my buddy, Russell Valdez was in sixth grade and 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.480 he was doing it, and the sixth graders ran before 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.640 the fifth graders and he ran and he didn't get 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.120 a He didn't get a trophy. And I was like, dude, 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.839 why didn't you get a trophy? And he goes, it's 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.240 harder than you think. Gotta be top ten. I was like, well, 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:45.280 I'm gonna get a trophy. 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.080 Kid. I'll train you on the trails. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.040 And so I went out, got top ten, got a trophy. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.120 Can I tell a top ten running story? Goes quick? 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:53.640 Yeah? 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:58.160 In middle school I never ran with a school before, 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.280 but sixth grade I said I'll do track that I 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:01.880 don't have to work on the weekends with my dad, 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:04.480 And so I ran and they said the first top 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:07.040 ten made me think of it. Get the best jumpsuits. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:11.119 Get the very brand new Saratoga Middle School jumpsuits. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.480 They just got them they only got ten Saratoga. Those 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:14.839 were legit back in the day. 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.280 Some women, some men, they're gonna be purple. They got 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:21.160 just baggy dope. It's like what is Drew brand Bieber? 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.320 These are just like those and so for they told 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.320 us months before, and I thought, why don't I just 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:28.560 train for it? I could easily finish top ten, But 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.200 nobody knew I was a runner because I hadn't run younger, 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:32.840 and so I was like, why don't I just train? 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.680 So for months I trained for this, And this is 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.360 when I first learned how to what is it. 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:41.240 Called when you? Is it? When you you groundhog? What's 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:44.000 the animal? Start? Bag it? I don't know that. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.559 This is when I learned to sand bag it. So 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.240 we'd be at school with kids, would say, hey, you 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:50.960 guys been getting ready for a track? 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:52.400 Oh? Man, not getting ready? 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.160 Oh did you hear top ten gets a jumpsuit? Oh 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.800 that's nuts. Yeah, I ain't training. What do you think 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.880 I'm crazy? So the whole two months I acted like 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.640 I hadn't been training. I'd been narrowing my time down. 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:03.400 I got it from it was a mile, so I 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.720 got it from ten minutes to nine to eight. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:06.880 To really moving. 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:09.280 Yeah, so I improved four minutes over two months. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.320 Day came, we did the mile run and it was 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.920 through the city, so it wasn't exact miles like one 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.880 point five. Finished up top ten, probably number eight, and 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.719 all the teachers blown away, Oh my gosh, how did 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.400 you finish top ten? Everybody in school since what are 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.679 you a runner? And that's when I learned, guys work 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:30.960 in silence. The stuff you put on Instagram. You don't 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.880 always got to put out your workouts on Instagram. Nobody 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:34.679 knew that I was. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.040 Working out for two months and I easily finished top ten. 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:39.440 When were you a runner? 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.480 I had been the past two months, dumbass. I wanted 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.720 like none of y'all trained for a brand new suit. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.040 Dude. It was simple. I would crush to everybody. 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.959 Yeah, what you're doing behind closed doors, that's when you're 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:55.200 gonna getting better. Going to practice with your team, that's 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.760 just that's surface level stuff. If you want to get better, 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.560 you got to go in the backyard and practice. So anyway, 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:04.840 tomorrow morning we will be out there, and as the coach, 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:07.440 you know, I'm not gonna let him go out on 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.480 his first soccer game and not be the coach, and 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.360 so he will be getting the start. I mean, I 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.480 may be a little biased, but I will be playing 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:14.480 him in the starting lineup. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:15.600 Go get him, Rinaldo. 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.600 And so I decided, Hey, we should have a team 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.120 meet up, you know, get to know the team. Hey, 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.120 introduce each other. Hey, nice to meet you. It's good 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.240 to see what's your name? Because these kids, I don't 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:26.679 know if they know each other. They'll go to the 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:29.800 same little school, but do they really know each other. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.320 I don't know who the parents are. Just so they 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:31.960 know who I am. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.120 Guys want to grab a drink Germantown. 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:37.160 So Tuesday night, I said five point thirty at the 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:41.960 park the pub, and I told them a week in advance, 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.199 and everybody's all on board. We're gonna get pizzas. We'll 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:49.280 bring pizzas. It'll be a great time. Four o'clock Tuesday, 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:53.360 the texts start rolling in, see you next Tuesday. Sarah, 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:58.360 Charlie can't make it, Malcolm can't make it, Billy can't 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:01.720 make it, Samantha's not gonna be able to make it tonight. 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:02.800 Don't like pizza. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:08.079 We ended up we have eleven kids on the roster. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.600 We had eight cancelations. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.079 It was you in the boxes. 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:17.600 It was me and one two other kids on the team, and. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:18.320 A homeless guy. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.640 Hey, brother, you spare uslize I always liked the squares 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:23.960 then crust, please brother. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.640 But my whole thing is you knew all week you 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.559 weren't coming. We waited until four o'clock, an hour and 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.320 a half before saying, oh, we're not gonna be able 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.600 to make it. We could have just canceled it. If 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.080 you didn't want to do it in the first place, 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:35.679 just say hey, I don't want to do it. I 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.120 don't want to do the team meet up. I think 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:39.320 it's a waste of time. And I would have totally understood. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.280 So that's fine. But we still had pizza. We were 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:45.440 still at the park having a good time. And that's 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:46.839 when the weird guy shows up. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:49.640 I beat you to the punch. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:55.040 You stole my story. Man, if it's a park in Nashville, 0:12:55.400 --> 0:13:01.480 trust me, you're not alone. We got the pizza over there, 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:02.439 and this guy comes over. 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:03.240 He's like, man, I'd. 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:04.280 Really like a piece of pizza. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.920 Oh, this kid meet up couldn't have gotten better. 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.640 And we're like, yeah, man, you want to come? 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:11.440 Yeah? 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.120 Yeah, what kind you got? We got pepperoni and cheese. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.200 I'll take pepperoni, all right. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:16.600 Cool. 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.440 He's like, what do you guys doing. What's the celebration? 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.200 You kids stay in school, brother, don't end up like me. 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.360 And we said, oh, you know, it's uh this soccer 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.400 team meet up. And he was like, oh, I'm not 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:29.360 a fan of soccer. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.640 Oh buddy, you got to play the part. You're eating 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:32.640 their pizza. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.600 And he's like, yeah, I just I never I never 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.560 let my kid and his kids with him. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.080 Whoa, whoa, whoa. There was a kid at the park 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:39.679 with his dude. 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:41.560 Yeah, they were both very strange. 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:45.040 Oh I assumed he was a vagrant. Well they may 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.640 have been. It was a kid vagrant with his papa. Yeah. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.640 And he was like, I never let my son play soccer. 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.120 And we're like, oh, that's too bad. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:54.400 He goes, yeah, I'm just I just don't uh, I 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:55.959 don't agree with violence against women. 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:59.439 Well got a point there, what's the point. I don't 0:13:59.440 --> 0:13:59.680 get it? 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:03.840 How am I what he's talking about rugby? I'm like, 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:05.120 what's he talking about? 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:06.000 Domestic abuse? 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.280 I'm like, well, we haven't play soccer too, and he goes, yeah, 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.840 I'm not going to do it though, I'm not going 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:11.360 to socker. 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.400 Well it's not used like that, right, No, he. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:25.200 Goes sock her violence against women. I'm like, oh my god, wow, dude, 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.240 he went with a domestic of violence joke. I had 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.720 no idea what he was talking about. And we were 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:35.160 all just like, oh, and your wife there, My wife's there, 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:38.040 and then you give him a courtesy laugh. Wife gave 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.520 him the courtesy laugh, and that's when he was like, 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:44.680 I'm in and cousin Andrew, and I said no, oh, 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.400 he was there. And we went other side of the playground. 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:52.720 How's Andrew's tickets been looking? Are you able to get 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:56.240 him some tickets to the kids game? And I give 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.880 him tickets that game, but the Reds game yesterday that 0:14:58.960 --> 0:14:59.760 was all on his own. 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:00.400 Uh. 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:03.160 And so Andrew and I we go to the other 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.520 side of the playground and I see the wife stuck 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.720 there and she comes up to me later she's like, 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.760 oh my god, he gave me five more dad jokes 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:12.680 after that, because I gave him the courtesy laughed on 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:15.280 the soccer and she doesn't remember the jokes. She's like, 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:16.760 I didn't try to try not to pay attention. I 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:18.080 was just trying to get out of there, and you 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:21.040 and Andrew just left me. I'm like, yeah, we saw it out. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.480 You were cornered. We're gone. Then he's over at the 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:27.600 monkey bars and he's helping his kid with the monkey bars. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:29.840 Here's where I got asked the question. Let me butt in. 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.440 Are you allowed to play on the equipment with your kids? 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:36.200 You can? Okay? Do parents do that? Some? All? Right? 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.720 You played Chase, play tag, you know, run up, and 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:42.360 I allowed with baby Boomer Buddha Boomer to get on 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:43.080 the monkey. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:46.080 Bars with him. Okay, so it's not weird. They guy, 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:48.520 vagrant and vagrant kid are on the monkey bar, right. 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:50.800 They're just having a good time. Here's where it gets 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.360 really awkward. And I don't understand that this guy is 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:54.320 like social. 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:55.600 Etiquette, ray slap my wife. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:59.800 But he's helping his kid get on the monkey bars 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:02.960 and baby box too goes, oh, you have a he 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.680 had a boot on. He goes, oh, you broke your 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.760 foot and he goes, no, I didn't. He goes, yeah, 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.560 you got you got a cast on your foot. He goes, no, 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.520 it's a boot and he goes, oh, but then what 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.520 happened to your You know, if it's not broken, why 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:18.680 do you wear a boot? And he goes, oh, I 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:20.800 got to cut on my toe and it got infected 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:22.440 and I had to have a toe amputated. 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:26.240 Whoa, this guy's had a bad run of it. 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:28.680 I'm like, dude, just say you have broken foot, Like, 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.480 there's no need to let the kid like go into 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.080 detail about you chopping off your toe. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.800 To the kid, he doesn't need to learn about the anatomy, right, 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:35.640 he doesn't need to know. 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:37.280 And he's like, yeah, so they had to cut off 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.880 my toe, and so then my son's freaking out. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:41.720 Hey, buddy, save the aids. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.920 Talk Hey, man, like, I understand that you didn't actually 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.400 break your foot, but for a five year old, just 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:48.680 say you broke your damn foot. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:52.880 Hey, would you not mind breaking down the COVID novel Coronavirus. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:54.720 I'll explain that in five years. 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:58.080