Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, where's the music? I
Speaker 1: don't hear the music.
Speaker 2: Music's not gonna be ready for you. I can't hear myself.
Speaker 1: Gotta plug in your headphones. Got it there?
Speaker 2: You go? Now try it again, yo yo?
Speaker 1: Is it working? No, it's frozen for the minute. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: how are we going to do the intro without the music?
Speaker 2: We never do it right away anyways, I know, but.
Speaker 1: This time I wanted to do it right away. I
Speaker 1: want to switch things up on you. Since it's Friday,
Speaker 1: I was like, do something different.
Speaker 3: And guys check out the Instagram. Actually won't be posted anymore,
Speaker 3: but I did a picture of when Lunchbox and Arnold
Speaker 3: signed his internship deal for two hundred dollars. I put
Speaker 3: a picture up there on our Instagram. But it'll already
Speaker 3: have been deleted in eras.
Speaker 1: You can always repost it, true, so we'll repost it.
Speaker 3: We'll throw it up there again. It's a phenomenal picture.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that we're able to capture it. People do
Speaker 3: engagement photos. This was the moment he signed his deal.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool, pretty cool thing.
Speaker 1: Would you like me to tell you about how happy
Speaker 1: I am right now?
Speaker 2: Is it about Kansas.
Speaker 1: No, it's no. Kansas is like they're done, like they
Speaker 1: they got taken out bat they're dead, like it's over,
Speaker 1: Like we'll be back next year. We'll see in the
Speaker 1: fall when college basketball starts again. They're not any any
Speaker 1: longer a factory. We don't need to talk about them.
Speaker 1: Let's do the intro, and I'm gonna tell you about
Speaker 1: my frustration.
Speaker 3: Are you a San Antonio Spurs fan because Popovich coached
Speaker 3: at Kansas.
Speaker 1: No, I'm a San Antonio Spurs fan because everybody liked
Speaker 1: Jordan and the Bulls in the nineties when they were
Speaker 1: a kid. But then I also I worked for the
Speaker 1: San Antonio Spurs when I was in college at the
Speaker 1: University of Texas at San Antonio, and once I was
Speaker 1: around the organization, it was first class, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is where my heart lies.
Speaker 2: How's it going? Man new Hey, mister Janobili, Hello, mister dunk.
Speaker 1: Man the Twin Towers. Hey Parker, how you doing man?
Speaker 1: You're a rookie. I'm a rookie too. My first game?
Speaker 1: Your first game?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Cool? You want to play one on one? Cool?
Speaker 2: Eva Longoria, would you like to play this game? Pin
Speaker 2: the tail? On the Coyote.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was when we moved to the AT and
Speaker 1: T Center. That was not at the Alamo Dome, just
Speaker 1: so you know, that's when it all went down.
Speaker 3: So Boomer was wanting to go to the sweet sixteen
Speaker 3: or is it just the final fourth in San Antonio?
Speaker 2: Final four?
Speaker 3: So Boomer's going to go to the arena. How far
Speaker 3: is the arena from the river walk?
Speaker 1: About a block?
Speaker 2: Two blocks, three blocks.
Speaker 1: It's right down there, it is. Yeah, it depends on
Speaker 1: where on the riverwalk you are, but there's different excess points,
Speaker 1: but it's right by it.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell him to walk to it.
Speaker 1: He's really going to the final four.
Speaker 2: No, oh, they're coming back here.
Speaker 3: I was hoping you would say the sweet sixteens in
Speaker 3: San Antonio.
Speaker 1: No, no, gotcha, Nope, just final four man, final four,
Speaker 1: National Championship. And you can sit way up there where
Speaker 1: you can't even see if you want to sit go
Speaker 1: to the final four.
Speaker 3: It My seventeen year old nephew is going to a
Speaker 3: final four. Before me, I would go jump off that bridge.
Speaker 2: That would suck. Uh. Do I know anybody?
Speaker 1: I know some people have been to the final four,
Speaker 1: but I can't think of anybody off the top of
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 2: I had buddies one time in college.
Speaker 3: They go, hey, you want to go to the Big
Speaker 3: East Tournament in Madison Square Garden And I was like, no, man,
Speaker 3: I'm not a Big East fan. Dude, Why did I
Speaker 3: go to that? Twenty years later? Probably should have gone
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 1: That'd been pretty cool. I'm an idiot, I'm bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Grandma and Grandpa went to Kimper Arena a lot to
Speaker 1: watch the Big Twelve Championship.
Speaker 2: I think it was Kimper Arena.
Speaker 1: I don't know where they played, but they went to
Speaker 1: the Big Twelve title a lot and I never went.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, good story. Let's start it all.
Speaker 2: Right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1: Arnold.
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Thank you my friend. How have you been?
Speaker 1: How was spring break? Oh?
Speaker 2: Bunny Blue was as advertised?
Speaker 1: Did you do some plumbing for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you guys heard about those one thousand guys.
Speaker 2: I was one thousand and one. Wow.
Speaker 1: Way to make those plumbers proud man.
Speaker 2: You guys stated that can kuon resort right. Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's pretty cool man. Good thing you didn't go
Speaker 1: to Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: They're still investigating that.
Speaker 1: I know that one's weird. I still don't understand. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna start it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do it, Livenold.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you look at me like I was crazy?
Speaker 3: Because I was thinking about if I was gonna mention
Speaker 3: anything about the Costa Rica stuff. But I'm just not
Speaker 3: going to thank you, cuz three days before the fourteen
Speaker 3: year old died, Brett Gardner's son, they ate at a restaurant.
Speaker 3: It was the exact restaurant that I was trying to
Speaker 3: get Basier to stay at the hotel this summer. Oh,
Speaker 3: but that's not necessarily the restaurant that made him sick.
Speaker 3: That restaurant has come out, Lot Mary Posa the Butterfly.
Speaker 3: They have come out and said they ate three days
Speaker 3: before the kid fell ill at our restaurant. Get off us.
Speaker 3: The food poisoning came from another restaurant. They already came
Speaker 3: out in the public and said that get our name
Speaker 3: out your mouth. Lot Mary Posa is five star, beautiful
Speaker 3: views and monkeys.
Speaker 2: Let's do it, Arnold, Are you ready all right?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: The one? Two? Three sore losers?
Speaker 2: What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
Speaker 1: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much.
Speaker 3: A sports genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the North.
Speaker 3: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side
Speaker 3: of Nashville with baser, a Broadway girl, my wife. We
Speaker 3: have two point two acres. Die of a heart attack
Speaker 3: when I'm seventy two white picket fence. It is golf, Susan.
Speaker 3: It's seventy degrees, coach. It's been phenomenal.
Speaker 1: It's been awesome. It's a great time to go golfing, dude.
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful outside and it's gonna beautiful except for
Speaker 1: this weekend where it's supposed to rain tomorrow.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to rain.
Speaker 1: Sunday, so don't try to go golfing on Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. But you know we do have tomorrow Ray.
Speaker 2: Yeah, March Madness.
Speaker 1: Well, we do have March Madness Tomorrow Ray. But we
Speaker 1: have something even bigger, better, more important.
Speaker 2: Day four Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1: I would be day well, it'd be day five because
Speaker 1: you had two days over in Japan. Then they came
Speaker 1: back and they've played and you know what's stupid is
Speaker 1: that today, after all the teams played yesterday. They give
Speaker 1: ninety percent of the teams the day off today, So
Speaker 1: dumb and.
Speaker 3: I just want to say this so it's on record,
Speaker 3: the Dodgers will be the greatest team in the history
Speaker 3: of Major League Baseball. The record is one hundred and
Speaker 3: seventeen wins I believe, set by the Seattle Mariners in
Speaker 3: two thousand and three. The Dodgers will win over one
Speaker 3: hundred and seventeen games per the statistical season. They can
Speaker 3: lose two games a week. Do the math forty weeks.
Speaker 3: It's less than that thirty five weeks. Even less than that,
Speaker 3: they would have to go one hundred. It's one hundred
Speaker 3: and seventeen and forty five, so they can lose forty
Speaker 3: five games, So there must be twenty something weeks. They
Speaker 3: can lose two games a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might want to look out because Mookie Betts
Speaker 1: is sick. He has not He's been losing weight rapidly,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what is wrong with him. So
Speaker 1: that already hurts them. They're pitching. They seem to always
Speaker 1: get hurt, so you might want to watch out for that.
Speaker 1: Kershaw's go for about three starts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yamamota just called He'll be fine and you'll hang
Speaker 3: up and listen.
Speaker 2: Great point.
Speaker 3: And also they have Tescar Hernandez, Max Muncy Do, Freddie Freeman,
Speaker 3: Choey Betts, Bets hurt with a hurt that doesn't matter,
Speaker 3: Will Kirby Roll, Will Smith?
Speaker 1: Would you like me to tell you what's going on tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Tomorrow's a big day, man.
Speaker 2: Ray, I'm getting a divorce Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: At nine am. Baby Box three will take the field
Speaker 1: for the first time in the history of his life
Speaker 1: for his soccer game.
Speaker 2: Kid, run out there with your wingspread.
Speaker 1: For the last three years he's been throwing fits on
Speaker 1: the sidelines because he could never get in the game
Speaker 1: because he wasn't old enough. He watched brothers play baseball, basketball, soccer,
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 2: Wanted to do all of them.
Speaker 1: And it is now come to the point in his
Speaker 1: life where he is three years old and that is
Speaker 1: old enough to kick the old soccer ball around.
Speaker 2: Kid, go on the pitch, don't be Keith. Was he
Speaker 2: a soccer coach or just baseball?
Speaker 1: Baseball? Basketball?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Specialized, Yeah, specialized. I knew him as a baseball coach,
Speaker 1: but he used to coach basketball.
Speaker 3: Did he dabble in the running. How did you become
Speaker 3: a runner? I was just a runner naturally. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Kids don't want to see those legs. Flies start running.
Speaker 1: I became a runner because in fifth grade they were
Speaker 1: having a city wide competition and it was a mile race,
Speaker 1: and my buddy, Russell Valdez was in sixth grade and
Speaker 1: he was doing it, and the sixth graders ran before
Speaker 1: the fifth graders and he ran and he didn't get
Speaker 1: a He didn't get a trophy. And I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: why didn't you get a trophy? And he goes, it's
Speaker 1: harder than you think. Gotta be top ten. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a trophy.
Speaker 2: Kid. I'll train you on the trails.
Speaker 1: And so I went out, got top ten, got a trophy.
Speaker 2: Can I tell a top ten running story? Goes quick?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: In middle school I never ran with a school before,
Speaker 3: but sixth grade I said I'll do track that I
Speaker 3: don't have to work on the weekends with my dad,
Speaker 3: And so I ran and they said the first top
Speaker 3: ten made me think of it. Get the best jumpsuits.
Speaker 3: Get the very brand new Saratoga Middle School jumpsuits.
Speaker 2: They just got them they only got ten Saratoga. Those
Speaker 2: were legit back in the day.
Speaker 3: Some women, some men, they're gonna be purple. They got
Speaker 3: just baggy dope. It's like what is Drew brand Bieber?
Speaker 3: These are just like those and so for they told
Speaker 3: us months before, and I thought, why don't I just
Speaker 3: train for it? I could easily finish top ten, But
Speaker 3: nobody knew I was a runner because I hadn't run younger,
Speaker 3: and so I was like, why don't I just train?
Speaker 3: So for months I trained for this, And this is
Speaker 3: when I first learned how to what is it.
Speaker 2: Called when you? Is it? When you you groundhog? What's
Speaker 2: the animal? Start? Bag it? I don't know that.
Speaker 3: This is when I learned to sand bag it. So
Speaker 3: we'd be at school with kids, would say, hey, you
Speaker 3: guys been getting ready for a track?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, not getting ready?
Speaker 3: Oh did you hear top ten gets a jumpsuit? Oh
Speaker 3: that's nuts. Yeah, I ain't training. What do you think
Speaker 3: I'm crazy? So the whole two months I acted like
Speaker 3: I hadn't been training. I'd been narrowing my time down.
Speaker 3: I got it from it was a mile, so I
Speaker 3: got it from ten minutes to nine to eight.
Speaker 1: To really moving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I improved four minutes over two months.
Speaker 3: Day came, we did the mile run and it was
Speaker 3: through the city, so it wasn't exact miles like one
Speaker 3: point five. Finished up top ten, probably number eight, and
Speaker 3: all the teachers blown away, Oh my gosh, how did
Speaker 3: you finish top ten? Everybody in school since what are
Speaker 3: you a runner? And that's when I learned, guys work
Speaker 3: in silence. The stuff you put on Instagram. You don't
Speaker 3: always got to put out your workouts on Instagram. Nobody
Speaker 3: knew that I was.
Speaker 1: Working out for two months and I easily finished top ten.
Speaker 2: When were you a runner?
Speaker 1: I had been the past two months, dumbass. I wanted
Speaker 1: like none of y'all trained for a brand new suit.
Speaker 2: Dude. It was simple. I would crush to everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you're doing behind closed doors, that's when you're
Speaker 1: gonna getting better. Going to practice with your team, that's
Speaker 1: just that's surface level stuff. If you want to get better,
Speaker 1: you got to go in the backyard and practice. So anyway,
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning we will be out there, and as the coach,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not gonna let him go out on
Speaker 1: his first soccer game and not be the coach, and
Speaker 1: so he will be getting the start. I mean, I
Speaker 1: may be a little biased, but I will be playing
Speaker 1: him in the starting lineup.
Speaker 2: Go get him, Rinaldo.
Speaker 1: And so I decided, Hey, we should have a team
Speaker 1: meet up, you know, get to know the team. Hey,
Speaker 1: introduce each other. Hey, nice to meet you. It's good
Speaker 1: to see what's your name? Because these kids, I don't
Speaker 1: know if they know each other. They'll go to the
Speaker 1: same little school, but do they really know each other.
Speaker 1: I don't know who the parents are. Just so they
Speaker 1: know who I am.
Speaker 2: Guys want to grab a drink Germantown.
Speaker 1: So Tuesday night, I said five point thirty at the
Speaker 1: park the pub, and I told them a week in advance,
Speaker 1: and everybody's all on board. We're gonna get pizzas. We'll
Speaker 1: bring pizzas. It'll be a great time. Four o'clock Tuesday,
Speaker 1: the texts start rolling in, see you next Tuesday. Sarah,
Speaker 1: Charlie can't make it, Malcolm can't make it, Billy can't
Speaker 1: make it, Samantha's not gonna be able to make it tonight.
Speaker 2: Don't like pizza.
Speaker 1: We ended up we have eleven kids on the roster.
Speaker 1: We had eight cancelations.
Speaker 2: It was you in the boxes.
Speaker 1: It was me and one two other kids on the team, and.
Speaker 2: A homeless guy.
Speaker 3: Hey, brother, you spare uslize I always liked the squares
Speaker 3: then crust, please brother.
Speaker 1: But my whole thing is you knew all week you
Speaker 1: weren't coming. We waited until four o'clock, an hour and
Speaker 1: a half before saying, oh, we're not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to make it. We could have just canceled it. If
Speaker 1: you didn't want to do it in the first place,
Speaker 1: just say hey, I don't want to do it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do the team meet up. I think
Speaker 1: it's a waste of time. And I would have totally understood.
Speaker 1: So that's fine. But we still had pizza. We were
Speaker 1: still at the park having a good time. And that's
Speaker 1: when the weird guy shows up.
Speaker 2: I beat you to the punch.
Speaker 1: You stole my story. Man, if it's a park in Nashville,
Speaker 1: trust me, you're not alone. We got the pizza over there,
Speaker 1: and this guy comes over.
Speaker 2: He's like, man, I'd.
Speaker 1: Really like a piece of pizza.
Speaker 2: Oh, this kid meet up couldn't have gotten better.
Speaker 1: And we're like, yeah, man, you want to come?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind you got? We got pepperoni and cheese.
Speaker 1: I'll take pepperoni, all right.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: He's like, what do you guys doing. What's the celebration?
Speaker 1: You kids stay in school, brother, don't end up like me.
Speaker 1: And we said, oh, you know, it's uh this soccer
Speaker 1: team meet up. And he was like, oh, I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of soccer.
Speaker 2: Oh buddy, you got to play the part. You're eating
Speaker 2: their pizza.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, I just I never I never
Speaker 1: let my kid and his kids with him.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There was a kid at the park
Speaker 2: with his dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were both very strange.
Speaker 2: Oh I assumed he was a vagrant. Well they may
Speaker 2: have been. It was a kid vagrant with his papa. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he was like, I never let my son play soccer.
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh, that's too bad.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I'm just I just don't uh, I
Speaker 1: don't agree with violence against women.
Speaker 2: Well got a point there, what's the point. I don't
Speaker 2: get it?
Speaker 1: How am I what he's talking about rugby? I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's he talking about?
Speaker 2: Domestic abuse?
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we haven't play soccer too, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it though, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to socker.
Speaker 2: Well it's not used like that, right, No, he.
Speaker 1: Goes sock her violence against women. I'm like, oh my god, wow, dude,
Speaker 1: he went with a domestic of violence joke. I had
Speaker 1: no idea what he was talking about. And we were
Speaker 1: all just like, oh, and your wife there, My wife's there,
Speaker 1: and then you give him a courtesy laugh. Wife gave
Speaker 1: him the courtesy laugh, and that's when he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm in and cousin Andrew, and I said no, oh,
Speaker 1: he was there. And we went other side of the playground.
Speaker 1: How's Andrew's tickets been looking? Are you able to get
Speaker 1: him some tickets to the kids game? And I give
Speaker 1: him tickets that game, but the Reds game yesterday that
Speaker 1: was all on his own.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And so Andrew and I we go to the other
Speaker 1: side of the playground and I see the wife stuck
Speaker 1: there and she comes up to me later she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he gave me five more dad jokes
Speaker 1: after that, because I gave him the courtesy laughed on
Speaker 1: the soccer and she doesn't remember the jokes. She's like,
Speaker 1: I didn't try to try not to pay attention. I
Speaker 1: was just trying to get out of there, and you
Speaker 1: and Andrew just left me. I'm like, yeah, we saw it out.
Speaker 1: You were cornered. We're gone. Then he's over at the
Speaker 1: monkey bars and he's helping his kid with the monkey bars.
Speaker 3: Here's where I got asked the question. Let me butt in.
Speaker 3: Are you allowed to play on the equipment with your kids?
Speaker 2: You can? Okay? Do parents do that? Some? All? Right?
Speaker 1: You played Chase, play tag, you know, run up, and
Speaker 1: I allowed with baby Boomer Buddha Boomer to get on
Speaker 1: the monkey.
Speaker 3: Bars with him. Okay, so it's not weird. They guy,
Speaker 3: vagrant and vagrant kid are on the monkey bar, right.
Speaker 1: They're just having a good time. Here's where it gets
Speaker 1: really awkward. And I don't understand that this guy is
Speaker 1: like social.
Speaker 2: Etiquette, ray slap my wife.
Speaker 1: But he's helping his kid get on the monkey bars
Speaker 1: and baby box too goes, oh, you have a he
Speaker 1: had a boot on. He goes, oh, you broke your
Speaker 1: foot and he goes, no, I didn't. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got you got a cast on your foot. He goes, no,
Speaker 1: it's a boot and he goes, oh, but then what
Speaker 1: happened to your You know, if it's not broken, why
Speaker 1: do you wear a boot? And he goes, oh, I
Speaker 1: got to cut on my toe and it got infected
Speaker 1: and I had to have a toe amputated.
Speaker 2: Whoa, this guy's had a bad run of it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, just say you have broken foot, Like,
Speaker 1: there's no need to let the kid like go into
Speaker 1: detail about you chopping off your toe.
Speaker 3: To the kid, he doesn't need to learn about the anatomy, right,
Speaker 3: he doesn't need to know.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, so they had to cut off
Speaker 1: my toe, and so then my son's freaking out.
Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, save the aids.
Speaker 1: Talk Hey, man, like, I understand that you didn't actually
Speaker 1: break your foot, but for a five year old, just
Speaker 1: say you broke your damn foot.
Speaker 3: Hey, would you not mind breaking down the COVID novel Coronavirus.
Speaker 2: I'll explain that in five years.
Speaker 1: I don't need my son worried because now he's like, Dad, look,
Speaker 1: I have a cut on my arm. Does that mean
Speaker 1: I got to cut my arm off? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna break down?
Speaker 3: Justin's job do an electro physiology, not today vagrant.
Speaker 1: And after he told him he had to cut off
Speaker 1: his toes, Like, guys, we get hey, this team meet up. Hey,
Speaker 1: it was a pleasure, guys, it was nice seeing another
Speaker 1: two kids. We gotta go. Let's pack up the Should
Speaker 1: we leave the pizza for that guy? No, let's get
Speaker 1: the hell out of here. And so we packed up
Speaker 1: the pizza and we went home. That was the team
Speaker 1: meet up. So it was bad to start, and then
Speaker 1: it got worse by the awkward dude. Why do people
Speaker 1: have to be so weird and awkward?
Speaker 2: They are?
Speaker 3: And that must be his tool belt. He has dad
Speaker 3: jokes and then he goes hardcore serious talk about a
Speaker 3: foot injury.
Speaker 1: Now, just gloss over it. Say you're wounded, Hey, kid,
Speaker 1: let's play. I said, I mean, hey, you got a
Speaker 1: broken foot. You don't really have a broken but just
Speaker 1: say broken foot. Don't say they had to chop off
Speaker 1: a toe.
Speaker 3: Man. Well, I lost a toe drunk on Broadway. I
Speaker 3: was thrown in the drunk tank and they said I
Speaker 3: was gonna lose my whole.
Speaker 2: Foot or a toe. I chose the toe. Yeady, he
Speaker 2: lost his toe.
Speaker 1: Just say you like boots, who cares, it's a kid,
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, end it. Morgan looked in but oh, she wasn't
Speaker 2: saying that.
Speaker 1: Yo, yo, listen before we go on, I forgot to
Speaker 1: do something.
Speaker 2: Hold on, are you hearing yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You gotta plug it into that headphone jack right there?
Speaker 1: You see it, Yop. We are in a studio we've
Speaker 1: never been in. It's really weird. It's two microphones and
Speaker 1: you face the wall, so I'm not even looking at
Speaker 1: Ray Like it's so strange.
Speaker 2: He's still my left. We don't have any music or anything.
Speaker 1: Uh, this is really weird. Like should we keep going
Speaker 1: or should we just wait?
Speaker 2: Oh? It's rocket ed. Man.
Speaker 1: I just want to say I should have started the
Speaker 1: show with this, but I gotta say Happy seventieth birthday
Speaker 1: to my father today. He came into this world seventy
Speaker 1: years ago and he has been kicking butt ever since.
Speaker 1: So happy birthday, Dad. I don't like the number seventy.
Speaker 1: It's a little weird, but uh, you are seventy years
Speaker 1: old and that's freaking crazy.
Speaker 3: So happy birthday, Happy bday, Pops. Thanks so much for
Speaker 3: coming doing the podcast. Times you've done it. You always
Speaker 3: give us those awkward stares. I don't know if you
Speaker 3: approve of what we're saying. You disagree with us a lot.
Speaker 3: You come in with good points though, and that you've
Speaker 3: carried the podcast at times or in vacation because you
Speaker 3: do the Box Family pod.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you just look at us, probably because you
Speaker 1: can't hear us because his hearing is not the best.
Speaker 1: But you say something, you look at him and he's
Speaker 1: just like, is he looking at me because he can't
Speaker 1: hear me? Is he not saying anything because he doesn't
Speaker 1: have anything to say, or he's just an idiot.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: And also some people that aren't in the radio industry.
Speaker 3: That's why I don't think my dad. I think my
Speaker 3: dad would do a lot of pauses as well because
Speaker 3: he doesn't understand you always have to fill the dead air.
Speaker 3: You can do good thoughts, but you have to have
Speaker 3: filler sentences like at the end of the day, would
Speaker 3: you ever.
Speaker 2: Say that in real life?
Speaker 3: No, but you say it on a podcast because it
Speaker 3: gives you time to say your next thing. You can
Speaker 3: also say, well, lunch, the reality of it is and
Speaker 3: you're basically saying nothing, but that gives you two seconds
Speaker 3: to think of what your next reality is that you're
Speaker 3: gonna say.
Speaker 1: When I look at it this way, that gives you
Speaker 1: time to come up with what way you're gonna look
Speaker 1: at it. I look at it. From that point of view.
Speaker 1: I can see your point. I mean, it makes no sense,
Speaker 1: it's just hogwash. But you're just it's sort of like
Speaker 1: when you have an essay for when you had a
Speaker 1: test and it was essays. If you just restate the question,
Speaker 1: you are basically getting some kind of points because you're
Speaker 1: restating what they said. So it's obviously something to do
Speaker 1: with that. So just restate the question. You already got
Speaker 1: these five points on the essay test. South Beach told
Speaker 1: me the exact same thing. We had a was it
Speaker 1: a physics? Not physics?
Speaker 3: It was when you it's a psychology and he goes, Hey,
Speaker 3: one of my buddies back in the day told me
Speaker 3: that you just ask yourself questions when you're doing what
Speaker 3: did I say? Psychology? Yeah, yeah, psychology. So it was
Speaker 3: I believe it was Eric Stottle and stuff. So he goes,
Speaker 3: if you ever just run out of something to say,
Speaker 3: go is that really what it is?
Speaker 2: Is that what he was thinking?
Speaker 3: You just ask a question and he goes, it makes
Speaker 3: you think that you're deep and you're pondering it, and
Speaker 3: it usually did Well, I have a question, I can't
Speaker 3: say it was a guarantee, but I didn't fail.
Speaker 1: Is Aristotle philosophy or psychology throw it out there. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know which one is. I think
Speaker 1: it's philosophy. Is that, well, you hear.
Speaker 2: Something the event is cooking.
Speaker 1: You can hear I don't hear anything.
Speaker 2: I heard it moaning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, I mean, I think it might be
Speaker 1: philosophy on that psychology because my roommate John in call
Speaker 1: it is it is. He changed his major from criminal
Speaker 1: justice to philosophy just because he found out criminal justice
Speaker 1: was going to take four and a half years, so
Speaker 1: he got a philosophy degree. And he would come home
Speaker 1: and have the stupidest arguments I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, hey, dude, how do you know you're
Speaker 1: not asleep right now? That's deep chess day and no,
Speaker 1: not not chess day. We'll get to chess day in
Speaker 1: a minute. I'm disappointed in his behavior. No, he would
Speaker 1: be like, how do you know you're not dreaming right now?
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's just stupid, and he goes, no, oh, well, argue,
Speaker 1: tell me how you know you're awake. He was trying
Speaker 1: to debate he was trying to debate because he was
Speaker 1: that's what he had just learned in his philosophy class.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't care about your philosophy class.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit here and argue about it.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, you would pass philosophy.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: Reminded me of my debate class in college. I only
Speaker 3: did one because I was going to be on Big
Speaker 3: Brother and I thought I got to be better at debate.
Speaker 3: And one of the guys on Big Brother, Eric Barry,
Speaker 3: his name was Eric. He said he took debate, and
Speaker 3: I go, well, I got to take debate and Calle that.
Speaker 1: Young kid Corey that was on a couple of seasons ago.
Speaker 1: He went to Bandy. He was a debate dude.
Speaker 3: So that's what it is. And I learned a lot
Speaker 3: in debate. But the one thing I didn't do great
Speaker 3: at debate. One of my final debates, some kids in
Speaker 3: school taught me about adderall. I'd gone my entire college
Speaker 3: car without.
Speaker 1: Doing adderall, and the day before the debate, they said, hey,
Speaker 1: it'll really help you think, concentrate, and you'll be really
Speaker 1: intense and focused.
Speaker 2: So I just took, like we.
Speaker 3: Call it a note Jay, just a portion of an adderall.
Speaker 3: At the time, my ex girlfriend had a subscription whatever
Speaker 3: you call it, prescription, and so I took the half adderall.
Speaker 3: Debate went well, we won ace the class. Everything was great,
Speaker 3: except for after the class. I stayed after and talked
Speaker 3: to the professor for forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Bro. I never even talked to the guy in an
Speaker 2: entire semester.
Speaker 3: Oh look at the time, man, Uh, that's why you
Speaker 3: never take an adderall.
Speaker 2: Bro. I debated with Bro for forty five straight minutes.
Speaker 1: I gotta be bro with you. I've never had an adderall.
Speaker 2: I've never had it.
Speaker 1: I've never needed it. I don't think I needed.
Speaker 2: It, dude.
Speaker 3: It's you're You're fine. The thing that adderall does. You
Speaker 3: have conversations that in the moment are great, and you're
Speaker 3: great it. Actually you come up with words. You're doing
Speaker 3: all these filler words. Man, you're you're just a genius.
Speaker 3: But the next day I probably shouldn't have that conversation.
Speaker 3: You're open to having conversations and going really in depth
Speaker 3: in conversations that really have no business even really going into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just want to make sure we said
Speaker 1: happy birthday to my dad. And then I just got
Speaker 1: a real text that's gonna really it's really stupid, and
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to respond because I told
Speaker 1: you baby Box three has this first soccer game tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: We already covered that well.
Speaker 1: We have a group text for all the parents on
Speaker 1: the team, and one of the parents just texted, Hey, coach,
Speaker 1: can you text me the address of where the game
Speaker 1: is valid? No, it's not valid. You went to the
Speaker 1: website to sign up for the league. Just go to
Speaker 1: that website and look at what the address is.
Speaker 3: Do you not realize what a coach is. A coach
Speaker 3: is a conduit to make these parents lives easier. Can
Speaker 3: you give my kid a ride?
Speaker 2: Hey? Two hours of childcare for free? Go to practice?
Speaker 3: Great, you're just making parents lives easier, that's them. You're
Speaker 3: being used.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I can't believe you can't look up where
Speaker 1: the game is at when it's at the same spot
Speaker 1: every week. It's the same place you signed up.
Speaker 3: You ever think back if you had a parent if
Speaker 3: no teeth, keith, kid, I'll take care of all the
Speaker 3: time parents use no teeth, Keith, What do you mean, kid?
Speaker 3: I love doing it. The rides, the quick meals, the
Speaker 3: three hours of childcare homework, making them do it in
Speaker 3: the vehicle while they were driving. Dude, all the times
Speaker 3: you were basically just a glorified babysitter.
Speaker 2: If you're a coach, Ray, are you serious? I thought
Speaker 2: I was a good coach.
Speaker 1: I don't think that I am considered a glorified babysitter.
Speaker 1: I do see your point, though, but I don't think
Speaker 1: the parents used no teeth. Keith, my dad hundreds of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars he easily did for kids with gas money.
Speaker 1: Because here's the deal. Keith didn't have any money, so
Speaker 1: he wasn't buying us meals.
Speaker 2: Kid, I'm gonna bet five dollars password Willie May.
Speaker 1: It's like the one time he was like, oh kid,
Speaker 1: we gotta get to the gas station. We're gonna run
Speaker 1: out of gas. Oh kid. And we pull into the
Speaker 1: gas station and he goes, put two dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 2: In mist even get an ounce?
Speaker 1: Kid, I said, two dollars and fifty cents. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I need the other three twenty five for a can
Speaker 1: of Copenhagen.
Speaker 3: Hey, those are the days you remember when you're counting pennies.
Speaker 3: You remember the exact stuff you bought at a gas station.
Speaker 1: That was the funniest thing to me because I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're only getting two fifty? You
Speaker 1: have like five dollars? He goes, yeah, kid, I gotta
Speaker 1: get a can of Copenhagen. And the other time, hey,
Speaker 1: Keith picks me up, where are we going? Don't worry
Speaker 1: about it? I'm like, well, what time we're gonna be back?
Speaker 1: Quit living so white?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: He goes, don't live so white? All concerned about the
Speaker 1: time and where we're going? Can we just not go somewhere.
Speaker 2: Your sharp edge? Kid? Be smooth?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, yeah, I'll just be relaxed. Thirty
Speaker 1: minutes are all right? Keith like really, like, where are
Speaker 1: we going? Kid?
Speaker 2: Just relax and.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the beautiful sunshine and the wind blowing. We got
Speaker 1: the windows down and I'm like, what are we doing? Kid?
Speaker 2: Listen to Bob Marley. Don't worry kid, be happy?
Speaker 1: Kid, Hey, kid, don't be so white. I'll never forget
Speaker 1: him saying don't be so white? Like, is that a
Speaker 1: white person thing that we worry about? Time could be
Speaker 1: a white knuckle. It means you're one of those. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but we went and had apple pie. We
Speaker 1: sat down at the restaurant in Huddo and he was like,
Speaker 1: They were like, oh, do you know what you want?
Speaker 1: I was like no, and he goes, yes, we do,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I haven't even looked at the menu.
Speaker 1: He goes, We'll take two pieces of your warm apple pie.
Speaker 3: You always remember those exact money things, though, when it
Speaker 3: comes to change in sense and getting gas and not
Speaker 3: having that much. Do you remember the last time you
Speaker 3: spent how much you.
Speaker 2: Spent on gas?
Speaker 3: God, it was like fifty six dollars. Not that one
Speaker 3: the time before specifically, No, I about the time before
Speaker 3: that one. No, okay, but you remember it, dude. I
Speaker 3: remember distinctly my change cup. I had no money when
Speaker 3: we first moved here, and I went to the gas station.
Speaker 3: I randomly had six dollars in change. The lady bless
Speaker 3: her counted it all out and let me get six
Speaker 3: dollars in straight change of gas at that gas station
Speaker 3: below our building. Right now that I'm in a high
Speaker 3: rise and I look over on If that isn't full circle, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what is.
Speaker 1: That's pretty dope, Ray, that's a hell of a story.
Speaker 3: But I don't remember the last time I got gas,
Speaker 3: or the time before that or the time before that.
Speaker 3: Actually I do, because now if I don't get a discount,
Speaker 3: we do the Kroger thing. Oh so we use the
Speaker 3: Kroger card all the time. Only get groceries at Kroger
Speaker 3: and then a discount shell gas. So if I don't
Speaker 3: get the other day, I got a dollar off every
Speaker 3: gallon stop.
Speaker 2: Do the math. Twenty gallons, I save twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 3: So if I don't get fifty cents or a dollar,
Speaker 3: I don't, I'll do it for thirty cents too, because
Speaker 3: you end up saving seven dollars there.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: So if it says no discount, I'll just get two
Speaker 3: dollars worth a gas. I'm just like kid, just like hey,
Speaker 3: waiting for that discount.
Speaker 2: That's like I mean, I'm.
Speaker 1: Telling you we're driving with no TEQ one time and
Speaker 1: the gas light's on. I'm like, kid, we gotta get gas.
Speaker 2: That's a beacon kid to tell you, don't worry. Be happy, kid,
Speaker 2: Oh kid, just relax, we got plenty of gas.
Speaker 1: Keith, the gas light is on, Dude, the ga kid
Speaker 1: just I mean, why are you so dressed? You can
Speaker 1: drive so far on the gaslight.
Speaker 2: You can go as far as the fumes take you.
Speaker 2: And then after you start to huffing.
Speaker 1: Kid, Uh, Keith, you gotta worry like the gas light. Kid,
Speaker 1: there is nothing to worry about. I do this all
Speaker 1: the time. Smash cut. Ten minutes later, run out of
Speaker 1: gas and he gets out of the car. God damn it.
Speaker 1: Kid slams the door, shatters the window.
Speaker 2: Oh he did it was a double whammy, dude, Hey,
Speaker 2: rains ports, it comes well.
Speaker 1: I mean, kid, don't stress out about it strained on
Speaker 1: the side of the road. And this is before cell phones.
Speaker 2: They can't start stressing yet.
Speaker 1: Hey kid, you still that guy's like we're still good Man, Like,
Speaker 1: don't do I need to relax now? I mean, what's
Speaker 1: going on? I mean, huh hilarious. Uh, And I don't
Speaker 1: know where else is it gonna go? But yeah, So
Speaker 1: should I reply to this mom? Do I respond to
Speaker 1: be like it's easy, just go to the website? Or
Speaker 1: do I just be nice and send the address because
Speaker 1: I don't know that so that means I would have
Speaker 1: to go look it up. She can google it just
Speaker 1: as easy as I can google it right.
Speaker 2: Now in the world that we all google.
Speaker 3: You can tell the people that are just being lazy
Speaker 3: when they say specifically that, yeah, then.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, you're not googling it.
Speaker 1: I get it, Like, I mean the games tomorrow. You
Speaker 1: have twenty four hours to go ahead and look it
Speaker 1: up and see where it is.
Speaker 3: The other day Abby had to deal with the same thing.
Speaker 3: She has people hit her up. Hey, not for work purposes.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get too much in the weeds,
Speaker 2: but they'll say, hey, where is this? And she goes,
Speaker 2: we're both googling it? Why couldn't you google it?
Speaker 1: So I just I don't even understand it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like and I want to text my
Speaker 1: wife and be like are these people serious? Like are
Speaker 1: they really serious? And I understand I may do that
Speaker 1: sometimes with my wife, like hey, do you know what
Speaker 1: this is? And she'll look it up. But I thought
Speaker 1: maybe she would know ahead of time, like.
Speaker 2: Hey, where are we going?
Speaker 1: But this is infuriating. It's three and four year old soccer.
Speaker 2: I am not here.
Speaker 3: Just look it up, look at and it's so easy.
Speaker 3: Is it known that the website is the Bible?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing when they the league emails you like, hey,
Speaker 1: you've been registered, or here's the you know whatever, your
Speaker 1: first game, your game schedule. The email has the name
Speaker 1: of the place we play. Just click on the link.
Speaker 1: It has a link to their website. It's not that
Speaker 1: hard because when.
Speaker 3: We did Cares team, people didn't know the importance of
Speaker 3: the app. You download the app, everything's there for you.
Speaker 3: The hours of the gym, hours of the pool, when
Speaker 3: the pool opens, when the events are, what time the
Speaker 3: events are, if there's alcohol, if there is an alcohol.
Speaker 2: Who's allowed, our dogs allowed? Can you bring kids?
Speaker 3: It was all there, But the people that didn't know
Speaker 3: the app, typically the fifty and sixty year olds, we
Speaker 3: would have to explain to them it's very simple, make
Speaker 3: sure you download it, because then they would seem very ignorant,
Speaker 3: whereas they just were ignorant about the app, not in
Speaker 3: life in general.
Speaker 1: Well good, I don't want to be ignorant in life
Speaker 1: in general.
Speaker 2: I'm saying they're probably fifty or sixty. That's gonna be
Speaker 2: me when I have kids.
Speaker 1: Wait, do you think they're fifty or sixty with a
Speaker 1: three year old? Yeah.
Speaker 3: By not knowing the Bible for whatever event or part
Speaker 3: of it. That means that they're older anybody our age
Speaker 3: and younger gen zers if you have any, I mean
Speaker 3: they would have had kids like sixteen. But what I'm
Speaker 3: saying is we all know that that's a sign him
Speaker 3: an older person.
Speaker 1: Or a lazy person. So yeah, happy birthday Dad, once again,
Speaker 1: Happy seventieth birthday. Your present is in the mail. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I got your president this year. Congratulations to me. It's
Speaker 1: really from the kids. They wanted to buy it for you,
Speaker 1: so hopefully you enjoy it. Do you still buy your parents'
Speaker 1: birthday presence?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We do.
Speaker 1: Baser's good about that, Like we I never really do,
Speaker 1: and I realize, you know, it's kind of roote to
Speaker 1: me not to buy my parents something.
Speaker 2: It's so easy.
Speaker 3: What's you know? Your dad barely know your dad? He
Speaker 3: would love something construction related. Get him a hammer engraved
Speaker 3: Dad of the year, Grandpa the year a year, or
Speaker 3: how many times he has to hammer something.
Speaker 1: Thank you for not making that. I thought you were
Speaker 1: about to say, when's the last time he hammered your mom?
Speaker 1: And I was like, god stop, I was about to
Speaker 1: just like die the base.
Speaker 3: You can take any basic gift, engrave it any simple thing,
Speaker 3: put a picture on it a moment in time. Hey,
Speaker 3: I took this picture of you and you were working
Speaker 3: on the toilet. Do you know what I did do
Speaker 3: one time one Christmas, And this was a few years ago.
Speaker 3: I bought them a clock, and I took pictures of
Speaker 3: all their grandkids and cut them up.
Speaker 1: And put them all over the clock. Money only problem
Speaker 1: is you can't tell what damn time it is, because
Speaker 1: it's like all the kids are covering the numbers in
Speaker 1: the spot and you're just kind of guessing, like I
Speaker 1: think it's about five twenty, Maybe it's six twenty. I
Speaker 1: it's just kids' faces everywhere, and it looked. And the
Speaker 1: bad part is I did before they had all their grandkids,
Speaker 1: so some of the grandkids aren't on there.
Speaker 2: And gifts money wise don't make a bit of damn difference. Baser.
Speaker 3: I didn't tell her any prices of any of her
Speaker 3: Christmas gifts. I always just keep it. I just want
Speaker 3: to know what ends up doing the best, most expensive gifts.
Speaker 2: She never uses it.
Speaker 3: I never told her the price of it, but it
Speaker 3: just it just tells me guy's priced on anything, no
Speaker 3: matter if the heartfelt stuff, the stuff that's practical she
Speaker 3: can put in her office and actually use on a
Speaker 3: daily basis. Sixty seventy doll that's stuff she used. The
Speaker 3: five hundred one she's used twice. And when was Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's like, kids, man, you think you got them this
Speaker 1: badass gift. You think you got them the Krim day
Speaker 1: la Krim. You think, oh my gosh, they're gonna open
Speaker 1: this and be like, oh my gosh, this is the
Speaker 1: coolest toy I've ever seen. They are more interested in
Speaker 1: the box. They are more interested in the box that
Speaker 1: you put it in that's a cat, then the actual toy,
Speaker 1: and they'll sit in the freaking box. Look, Dad, i'm driving.
Speaker 1: Dad pull me around. Dad pushed me.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm on the train, dude, dude.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what about the toy that I thought
Speaker 1: was the Krim de la Creme? Like there was the
Speaker 1: top of the line cool toy, and you care about
Speaker 1: the box.
Speaker 3: I've been getting on Boomer for gifts of mine that
Speaker 3: I gave him that he doesn't use. So I went
Speaker 3: back up nor surprise Christmas real quick, yeah, and I'm out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I realized there's a handful of hats I've given him,
Speaker 3: he just has hanging on the wall.
Speaker 1: And I go, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I would
Speaker 1: have worn these hats. I was being generous. I gave
Speaker 1: him a Ryan Hurd Buffalo hat.
Speaker 2: Dope.
Speaker 3: I gave him a when I had the great One
Speaker 3: Company that went under the isn't Raymond Roth in peace?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I told him, here you go, I would love this stuff,
Speaker 3: but I think of you enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I found out he's just hanging him on the wall. Bro.
Speaker 1: I went up there, I took some of them. I
Speaker 1: brought him back down here. I was like, you don't
Speaker 1: wear it, you don't get to keep it. And so
Speaker 1: then now when he came down and visited, I go,
Speaker 1: I'm giving you this hat.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you this hoodie.
Speaker 3: If I don't see you posting pictures and wearing it,
Speaker 3: I'm coming and snatching it back.
Speaker 1: How does he hang them on the wall? Does he
Speaker 1: have just like a wall of hat?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I go, no, no, no, I didn't give
Speaker 2: you this to just work as some decor. Bro.
Speaker 3: I wore this hat every day, taking it. I grabbed it,
Speaker 3: took it right back.
Speaker 1: So this time he came down with the Ryan Herd
Speaker 1: hat on and I was like, I knew you didn't
Speaker 1: wear that thing, and now he's got to show you
Speaker 1: that he wears it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Boomer, I hope you're doing well man. Happy birthday
Speaker 1: Dad once again. Hopefully we'll see you soon. We'll probably
Speaker 1: FaceTime tonight, maybe before the games, because there's this thing
Speaker 1: called March Madness. MLB started yesterday and boy, March madness.
Speaker 1: I know, Ray, you were asleep. Oh my gosh. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk all about it right after this. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back.
Speaker 2: Don't just roll as well, I mean, because I think
Speaker 2: it will rock. Yeah as well.
Speaker 3: I can talk about whatever because I watched it all.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, it highlights.
Speaker 2: I saw a thirteen minute package on Texas Tech Arkansas.
Speaker 1: That is not good enough.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: I saw when Arkansas was up sixteen, I saw when
Speaker 3: it tied. I saw the overtime. How did they lose
Speaker 3: that game? Ten minutes left they were up sixteen?
Speaker 1: Uhh I no, no, like four minutes left, they were up.
Speaker 2: Big team twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. This like here's the thing. I'm watching
Speaker 1: that game just going. Arkansas was unconscious from three in
Speaker 1: the first half. They're not a very good shooting team.
Speaker 2: And I have a theory on how a team can
Speaker 2: come back but continue, and.
Speaker 1: They just kept shooting threes even though they're not good
Speaker 1: at shooting threes. In the second half, they weren't going in.
Speaker 1: The threes, weren't falling, They're turning the ball over, they're
Speaker 1: taking bad shots. In Texas Tech, that coach he out,
Speaker 1: coach John Kyle Pari. He said, man, we're not getting rebounds.
Speaker 1: We need to get some size in there. Their size
Speaker 1: is bothering us top. So instead of having just one
Speaker 1: big man on the floor top, they brought in their
Speaker 1: other big man and they had them on the court
Speaker 1: at the same time, which they never do, and they
Speaker 1: started getting offensive rebounds. They started dominating, and it was
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god. In this it reminded me
Speaker 1: watching that game was exactly like Memphis versus Kansas in
Speaker 1: the National title game. When was that two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: I believe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was in college. I saw that one.
Speaker 1: Yes, Memphis had this huge lead Chalmers, Yes, huge lead,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, Memphis couldn't hit free throws.
Speaker 1: They start turning the ball over and Kansas has this
Speaker 1: miracle comeback, and that's exactly what happened last night.
Speaker 2: And here's my theory on it.
Speaker 3: Guys, if you really think about it, a team's up sixteen,
Speaker 3: so that's five possessions. The three point line has changed
Speaker 3: and evolutionized the game of basketball. So if you get
Speaker 3: a three, then you're down four possessions. You get one
Speaker 3: stop and you're able to make it again, then you're
Speaker 3: only down three possessions. That's a minute if it's you
Speaker 3: know again, if they're gonna try and run the clock
Speaker 3: if it's at one minute, but if it's still at
Speaker 3: about three, you've got two possessions in a row where
Speaker 3: you score a three, So then you're down nine.
Speaker 1: And you have three. All you need is five consecutive possessions.
Speaker 1: And in gambling, five rolls, five blackjack cans, that's how
Speaker 1: you win it big.
Speaker 2: Is it rare? Not rare? But is it hard to
Speaker 2: do that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All you need is five straight blackjack cans and you're
Speaker 3: gonna have a hell of a time.
Speaker 2: Same with craps. Five in a row possessions and you
Speaker 2: can overcome fifteen points.
Speaker 1: That's not a lot, No, it's a hell of a lot,
Speaker 1: and it was unbelievable. And as you're watching it, going
Speaker 1: this isn't really gonna happen. And they come down, they're
Speaker 1: down by three. They shoot the three and they break it.
Speaker 1: Arkansas gets the rebound and they foul a do and
Speaker 1: this dude against Kansas good miss sixty percent free throw
Speaker 1: shooter sank them. Both goes the line one in one
Speaker 1: brick Texas deck grabs the rebounds, starts dribbling, dribbling, tweet
Speaker 1: what what what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Clock issue, clock issue got to review the clock. It
Speaker 1: didn't start in time. That wasn't in my highlight package exactly.
Speaker 1: You didn't see they missed the first three and then
Speaker 1: the guy missed the free throws. That's what was huge.
Speaker 1: They had a chance to ice it.
Speaker 3: They could only include so many things in a thirteen
Speaker 3: minute highlight package.
Speaker 1: And so they go over there and they get the
Speaker 1: clock right, they draw up a play boom boom three
Speaker 1: but bananas, but bananas. It was pure pandemonium. And then overtime.
Speaker 3: Before overtime, you don't think nerves get to a guy.
Speaker 3: I always love really analyzing the final shot as the
Speaker 3: buzzers going up. I mean, the guy shot it so
Speaker 3: flat and so short. I don't know who their guard is.
Speaker 1: Is it Williams or Thomas or Henry or Jimmy or Davis.
Speaker 1: I know it's not Adu or the other guys.
Speaker 2: Wagner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that the third and he shot it up and
Speaker 3: I always love to analyze it, dude. I mean, he
Speaker 3: just got alligator arms and just shortened it and it
Speaker 3: wasn't even close. I mean it hit the front. You're right,
Speaker 3: the final shot. You don't think nerves play a factory.
Speaker 3: That guy was straight nervous. That had no arc on it.
Speaker 3: And then overtime was great, back and forth. They go
Speaker 3: up by three, they come down hit a three.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic tech scores with like five seconds to
Speaker 1: go and or eight seconds ago.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know. And then Wagner thinks he's a hero. Dude.
Speaker 2: I hate to tell you. John L.
Speaker 1: Davis was their best player, and I don't know why
Speaker 1: they weren't giving him the ball when it was crunch
Speaker 1: time when the you know you gotta have a shot
Speaker 1: to tie it, to go to double ot, or to
Speaker 1: win it in the regulation, they gave it to Wagner
Speaker 1: both times. Davis was their best player. Wagner dribbled straight down,
Speaker 1: didn't look for a single pass, right hand side, dribble,
Speaker 1: drible dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, and a bad
Speaker 1: shot and a bad shot, and Arkansas goes home. And
Speaker 1: then it was a fantastic game.
Speaker 2: What was with the nine thirty start? Tiking?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: But what are we doing? What are we doing? How
Speaker 2: is it possible? And we're not even on the East Coast.
Speaker 2: That game didn't get over until two am if you're
Speaker 2: in New York.
Speaker 1: But if you're in New York, he did not see
Speaker 1: the end of that game.
Speaker 2: You got up. Hey, let's do McDonald's and go take
Speaker 2: the kids to school. I gotta go to work.
Speaker 1: I mean I texted chess Day a proud Texas Tech graduate,
Speaker 1: and I said.
Speaker 3: Billy went their a year really yeah, just a year? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then he transferred to t State.
Speaker 1: Okay, I said earlier yesterday, I said, uh, good luck tonight,
Speaker 1: Hope there is a tech Watch party and it's a
Speaker 1: celebration for you boys. He said, thank you. Circus him
Speaker 1: and Scott are big. They both went to Tech Elite.
Speaker 1: He said, thank you, sir. We are going to need it.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous playing against John Cali party whatever, calliflower.
Speaker 2: Eleven forty PM.
Speaker 1: I texted him, holy as nothing back.
Speaker 2: I woke Yeah, I woke up to this, So I
Speaker 2: texted him again.
Speaker 1: I said, if you went to bed thinking it was over,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have words for you this morning. Seven
Speaker 1: fourteen am. Painful. Joy, dude. I know I lost a stripe,
Speaker 1: and I know it.
Speaker 2: That was Aristotle. That was deep.
Speaker 1: I watched three fourths of the game. It wasn't going
Speaker 1: our way. We were down by twelve, and I went
Speaker 1: to bed.
Speaker 2: He was a lucky charm.
Speaker 1: He goes, I was so tired. I'm happy we won,
Speaker 1: but my stomach hurts right now. F reck them, I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: sleep is more important. It just proves to you that
Speaker 1: Texas Tech doesn't need you to win. I said. It
Speaker 1: also reminds me of that one faithful Saturday when we
Speaker 1: were down in Austin, Texas, and we went to that
Speaker 1: bar at burnt In one eighty three, and I approached
Speaker 1: you to watch Texas Tech versus Texas and Football, and
Speaker 1: Texas scores a touchdown with like thirty seconds to go, Crabtree.
Speaker 1: You went crying in the bathroom, only to come out
Speaker 1: five minutes later to realize Texas Tech had won because
Speaker 1: Crabtree had caught a ball on the right hand side
Speaker 1: and snuck into the end zone.
Speaker 2: And he said, thanks man.
Speaker 1: Plus, when I woke up this morning, what exactly crossed
Speaker 1: my mind was Crabtree all over again.
Speaker 2: But he's not on the team.
Speaker 1: But he went to Tech. It's the same scenario. He
Speaker 1: thought the game was over, so he left. Guy didn't
Speaker 1: watch the end. I'm in and then boom they win.
Speaker 1: And how close we were, guys, I root for my
Speaker 1: friends teams.
Speaker 3: You guys all know that, just kidding, But how close
Speaker 3: we were to Arkansas going to the national championship. Because
Speaker 3: next game they're gonna play Auburn's dog crap in in Florida, Right,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about this side of the bracket, So they'll
Speaker 3: play Florida. Florida's got a guy hurt, their big guy,
Speaker 3: and Clayton's the stud.
Speaker 2: Maybe other than that, Florida ain't great. So I honestly
Speaker 2: think I.
Speaker 1: Will say this love about Florida. I've been watching them.
Speaker 1: They have not impressed me at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks ESPN saying, oh Florida the most popular pick
Speaker 3: why the tall dude. I don't think he's very good,
Speaker 3: but Clayton is their most efficient player. He's damn good,
Speaker 3: gonna play in the league. I think Arkansas could have
Speaker 3: beat Florida, and then with Michigan State and Ole Miss
Speaker 3: say oh Miss wins Michigan State, Donzo, and then Auburn
Speaker 3: hasn't been very that impressive. Maserati might be hurt.
Speaker 1: I hope mazzarati hip is okay. I don't know hip pointer.
Speaker 3: So you're talking in Auburn Arkansas. I think Arkansas could
Speaker 3: have gone the national championship.
Speaker 1: We dodged a bullet. I gotta go, man, really well,
Speaker 1: I think we might. But I'm just saying if we're
Speaker 1: looking ahead, I'm gonna tell you what, though Bones almost
Speaker 1: had a national championship. You know what I'm ready for Alabama.
Speaker 1: Duke is gonna be unbun freaking oh thirteen points, dude,
Speaker 1: whin did I don't bet win?
Speaker 2: Did the overhead at halftime? Ue hey? Or this sappening?
Speaker 1: Here's my thing? Not only them. Duke put up one hundred,
Speaker 1: Arizona put up ninety four. I mean there were points
Speaker 1: out the wazoo. I warned my.
Speaker 2: Dad about this.
Speaker 3: I said, I know you've just been watching Big ten
Speaker 3: Michigan State putting up sixty a game, but there's teams
Speaker 3: out there that are rocking one hundred. Now, just FYI,
Speaker 3: when you put on one of these games, it's gonna
Speaker 3: looked like a track meet.
Speaker 1: Dude. Alabama they said they didn't we have to make
Speaker 1: a two pointer and they'd have won the game.
Speaker 3: Well, and look at because of all the threes, look
Speaker 3: at the stats. The only efficient guy was Sears. He
Speaker 3: played a damn good game. He was high twenties, which
Speaker 3: efficiency wise is through the roof.
Speaker 1: And Nelson, can you please shave the mustache, dude, you
Speaker 1: look like a Creepers looks like an absolute pedal.
Speaker 2: Guys, look at the numbers.
Speaker 3: ESPN's not going to tell you the only efficient player
Speaker 3: was Sears, which is caused for concern.
Speaker 2: I think Duke rolls. I don't know the line, but ducal.
Speaker 1: Win, I'm gonna tell you this right now though, Sorry Browne,
Speaker 1: Duke looks awesome. They are. I didn't realize canopple cannople
Speaker 1: nipple canipple car nipple. I didn't realize how big he was.
Speaker 1: I should have paid more attention. I thought he was
Speaker 1: like six'. Two the dudes like six eight and they
Speaker 1: have the. Maker james is huge. Proctologist, uh the good
Speaker 1: big guy down low is seven to. Twelve he is a.
Speaker 2: Monster And Cooper flag is next. Level He's. Luca he's
Speaker 2: a Skinny. Luca.
Speaker 1: Dude that is so. Crazy it is So Cooper flag
Speaker 1: is really. Good glad he's back to the league right after, this,
Speaker 1: supposedly what if he comes? Back this is WHAT i
Speaker 1: want to. SEE i would love for this. Dude maybe
Speaker 1: they don't win the national. Title hopefully they don't win
Speaker 1: the national. Title, please, No duke win the national. Title, Now,
Speaker 1: oh their side of the, bracket they got it.
Speaker 3: Covered houston ain't stopping, Them, perdue ain't stopping. Them the
Speaker 3: other stuff is. CRAP i mean, SORRY i love the,
Speaker 3: balls but you can.
Speaker 2: Balls.
Speaker 3: Please here's my. Thing, duke go's the national. Championship do
Speaker 3: they Beat auburn or?
Speaker 2: Not is the. QUESTION i would.
Speaker 1: Love unless The spurs get the number one, pick THEN
Speaker 1: i don't want any of this to. Happen then we
Speaker 1: will All. Wimby then we Will wimby And. Cooper but
Speaker 1: WHAT i am saying IS i would love For duke to.
Speaker 1: Lose and this freshman who's the overall number one, pick no,
Speaker 1: doubt like he's gonna be number one to, say you know, WHAT.
Speaker 3: I don't, know bite your tongue when you're talking to.
Speaker 3: Me watch out for that kid out Of, Wisconsin Tan Jay.
Speaker 3: Stop he threw an out.
Speaker 2: There he's good, though but he's. Not what About Jace,
Speaker 2: Richardson Jason richardson's, Son?
Speaker 1: Stop? Stop what About Hunter? Dickinson?
Speaker 2: Ah what is he? Doing is he?
Speaker 1: Done because he's? Dead like he signed With costco and
Speaker 1: he is he? Is he. Is he is a manager in. Training,
Speaker 1: okay he's in THE mit, program not NOT. MI i
Speaker 1: t the SCHOOL mit manager in. TRAINING i don't care
Speaker 1: what he.
Speaker 2: Said he played. Good finally games, stop he did not.
Speaker 1: Fishing. Game you can't have an efficient. Game if you
Speaker 1: don't score a point in the second, half you can't be.
Speaker 1: Efficient if you give up five offensive, rebounds you are not.
Speaker 1: Efficient you're a. Bum you're an absolute freaking. Bum but,
Speaker 1: anyway what's your point about the? DRAFT i would Love
Speaker 1: Cooper flag to be, like you know, WHAT i want
Speaker 1: to win a. SHIP i didn't win a. Ship i'm coming.
Speaker 1: Back he has that hunger that, desire that losing doesn't
Speaker 1: sit well with. Him that the money can. Wait he's
Speaker 1: gonna make plenty of money in, college so wait a
Speaker 1: hear and come back and play college. Basketball that would be.
Speaker 1: Phenomenal but to.
Speaker 3: Worry Is arizona just got some big. Guys duke won't
Speaker 3: be the best to. Stop they just got the browny
Speaker 3: kid and they got another. Stuff let me talk About.
Speaker 3: Arizona i'm never gonna Trust. Arizona they Never every YEAR
Speaker 3: i picked, him they never do.
Speaker 2: It who's the stud they? Kid they just got out
Speaker 2: of high?
Speaker 1: School pete or pote pote. PETIT i don't. KNOW i
Speaker 1: have no, idea but phenomenal, Game. Duke alabama is gonna be.
Speaker 1: FANTASTIC i love Watching alabama because they just run non.
Speaker 1: Stop they do not slowly dribbled up the. Court it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Matter they just come. Out, run, run, run run. Run
Speaker 1: duke better be in shape because they're gonna be. Running
Speaker 1: thanks for, That Auburn.
Speaker 2: Duke that's ALL i need to, Know. Bak we'll take a,
Speaker 2: Break we'll be right. Back this has got to be
Speaker 2: our last.
Speaker 1: SEGMENT i don't like things dying, ray But i'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something, well do you have any death?
Speaker 2: Music, yeah it's.
Speaker 1: Playing, no you have to have some kind of death, music,
Speaker 1: dude because.
Speaker 2: None of it's.
Speaker 1: Approved there has to be some any music crime. Pod
Speaker 1: oh that's all you, need.
Speaker 2: Dude this remote doesn't. Work here we. Go i'm dead,
Speaker 2: serious it doesn't. Work do you want me to take
Speaker 2: this remote?
Speaker 1: Batteries, no because then how are you Gonna, well you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do something to.
Speaker 2: End it just will never. End oh my.
Speaker 1: GOSH i don't even know if you need the death,
Speaker 1: music But i'm just gonna tell you it's the end Of.
Speaker 1: Wow all, right you're taking the. Battery this is. Awesome
Speaker 1: you are taking the battery out of one mouse putting
Speaker 1: in another. Mouse so when you need to end the,
Speaker 1: show you're gonna have to take the battery out of
Speaker 1: that mouse to put in the other. MOUTH i don't
Speaker 1: even know if this death music and What i'm about
Speaker 1: to say my prediction even is worth this, Much But
Speaker 1: i'm just gonna tell you that we have seen the.
Speaker 1: Death the end of something that we all love is now,
Speaker 1: gone and it, sucks but it's the absolute.
Speaker 2: Truth, okay we're ready for, it, MAN i uh got? It,
Speaker 2: YEAH i just have one. BUTTON i got a click.
Speaker 1: It, Work ladies and, gentlemen boys and. Girls, children.
Speaker 2: What is?
Speaker 1: It that's a great, idea children of all.
Speaker 2: Ages As.
Speaker 1: I'm here to announce that we're leaving.
Speaker 2: Radio i'm not.
Speaker 1: Leaving, radio but the death the end Of. Cinderella we
Speaker 1: are never gonna See cinderella In march madness.
Speaker 2: Again thanks to.
Speaker 1: Nil there is going to be no team at the
Speaker 1: mid major level that stays together four years and has
Speaker 1: that one shining moment where they upset three teams in the.
Speaker 1: Tournament nil money is too lucrative for them to stay At,
Speaker 1: hofstra At, colgate At San Jose. State those times are.
Speaker 2: Gone Or.
Speaker 1: Roberts they will not have the power to go three rounds. Deep,
Speaker 1: yes they may win a game Like.
Speaker 3: Roberts just give me a heads up when you're gonna Say.
Speaker 1: Roberts, yeah, sorry uh. Maken These state they won a
Speaker 1: game this, year but then they got annihilated the second.
Speaker 1: Game Aura, Roberts.
Speaker 2: No the boombox. Guy his Name's. Aura, Oh, AURA i like.
Speaker 1: Him he's Going he's going TO Nc state With Will.
Speaker 1: Wade but the reason is that these teams usually could
Speaker 1: upset the big guys two three games in a. Row
Speaker 1: it's because they've been together for four years and they
Speaker 1: have that chemistry and they maintained it in the tournament
Speaker 1: where these other teams are thrown together one, year a
Speaker 1: bunch of, freshmen and they get. Hot now at the
Speaker 1: end of every, year those mid major, guys they're leaving their.
Speaker 1: Program they're going to big. Schools the guy that was On,
Speaker 1: OAKLAND i don't even know his, name but He's. Townshend
Speaker 1: he was On arizona this. YEAR I, iona they're going somewhere.
Speaker 1: Else if you look At iona went to another.
Speaker 3: School and then that guy played the school that he
Speaker 3: used to play On.
Speaker 2: Clayton For florida is From, iona is?
Speaker 1: He that's WHAT i? Mean the, guy the guy for
Speaker 1: The auburn The Miles, Kelly i'm From George.
Speaker 2: Mason, no Not Miles, kelly the other. Guy, No George.
Speaker 2: Mason kelly From George.
Speaker 1: Mason where was?
Speaker 2: FROM i don't.
Speaker 1: Know Broom school Where Jehi, Broom Johann, Broom, Auburn.
Speaker 3: Auburn you really should pull up The facebook post That
Speaker 3: brownlee did because it shows all the schools of the
Speaker 3: starting five in the sweet sixteen where they started.
Speaker 1: At broom played At Morehead. State, hey look it up
Speaker 1: on Our.
Speaker 3: Facebook it's all the schools of The sweet sixteen teams
Speaker 3: where they started. At and one of the only, Ones
Speaker 3: perdue that has a starting five that all starts to That.
Speaker 3: Purdue that's Pretty interestuke was as, well was pretty high up.
Speaker 1: There, yeah they have to have some, transfers.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, some but some of the schools you didn't
Speaker 3: even know which school it was in The sweet sixteen
Speaker 3: because they had that many.
Speaker 1: Guys And i'd be, honest WHEN i looked at the,
Speaker 1: GRAPHIC i didn't understand.
Speaker 2: IT i took me a. Minute that's Why i'm statistical.
Speaker 1: Seison but that's What i'm. SAYING i watch like this
Speaker 1: has been the most chalk Boring march madness that we've.
Speaker 1: Seen and it's. ALL i really. Believe it's all because
Speaker 1: In il and when you go look at the transfer
Speaker 1: portal right, now everybody from a small school is in
Speaker 1: the transfer. Portal not saying that major guys aren't, leaving
Speaker 1: but it's, like, OH i had nineteen points a game At,
Speaker 1: Towson i'm. Transferring i'm out of.
Speaker 2: Here the only Portal i'm checking out is the dentist.
Speaker 2: Portal you, Know, oh you got a dentist. Appointment, NO
Speaker 2: i already. Did did my mouthguard come? In check the?
Speaker 1: Portal nice old people log on check your your, portal. Dude,
Speaker 1: YEAH i got an appointment AT cbs today because my
Speaker 1: sore throat will not go away the freaking allergies or
Speaker 1: whatever it.
Speaker 2: Is i'm getting in the.
Speaker 3: Portal oh, dad you're going to another school radio. Station no,
Speaker 3: kids just a hospital. Appointment getting in the portal for old.
Speaker 3: People portals are.
Speaker 1: GREAT i.
Speaker 3: DO i did have baser. Hurts s used to be
Speaker 3: delayed weeks. Months now after an, Appointment, boom she gets.
Speaker 3: In she can see her tumor, markers she can see her,
Speaker 3: pressures white blood, cells red blood, cells all of it
Speaker 3: instantaneously because of the.
Speaker 2: Portal so the portal is good for.
Speaker 1: That, YEAH i MEAN i got in a text, like,
Speaker 1: hey your your results will be available on the portal, portal,
Speaker 1: dude And i'm, like check out the.
Speaker 2: Portal check the.
Speaker 1: Portal So i'm gonna go portaling, too. Man but, yeah
Speaker 1: it's amazing that The cinderella is. Dead that is my
Speaker 1: prediction after watching this season On March. Madness we will
Speaker 1: no longer See, cinderella it's, over, goodbye have.
Speaker 3: Fun and there's no facts on any of this or
Speaker 3: ANYTHING i can source or quote or give you my.
Speaker 3: Bibliography but they've been saying these nil. Deals there's really
Speaker 3: NO i mean some have, documentation they, do but it's
Speaker 3: it's IT'S i guess there's a gray area where some
Speaker 3: of these kids aren't getting the total amount they were
Speaker 3: promised from an Nil.
Speaker 1: Well that's why the guy the quarterback left you AT.
Speaker 2: Lv he.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't he wasn't getting his. Money it's who these kids
Speaker 1: aren't getting all their money because it's some guy to
Speaker 1: car dealership with a greasy snake oil salesman shaking a
Speaker 1: hand and he's not paying all the.
Speaker 2: Way it's. Wild it is.
Speaker 3: Wild and they said they're gonna start a bunch of different.
Speaker 3: Stuff they're gonna be regulations in. Parameter show me how
Speaker 3: it is the Wildld? West how are you gonna rein it?
Speaker 3: In you got to have the rules in place before it.
Speaker 3: Started now it is just Boom but IF i am a,
Speaker 3: coach if You aura can get hold in the boom,
Speaker 3: box get to deal WITH bw three's and make three
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars quarter of.
Speaker 2: A million more than the. Players, yeah it's a gross
Speaker 2: world we live, in, Guys but you know, What i'm
Speaker 2: all in it.
Speaker 1: TOGETHER i would do this IF i am the head
Speaker 1: coach At, kansas if my name Was Bill, self And
Speaker 1: i'm talking to someone That i'm gonna in the transfer,
Speaker 1: portal Whatever i'm gonna. Say, look i'm gonna make them
Speaker 1: they need to have. Contracts well they do in THE, nba.
Speaker 3: They, do but there's other Stuff i'm sure outside of.
Speaker 3: It oh, yeah, hey that that amounts only seven hundred.
Speaker 3: Thousand we'll get you a. Car, no, NO i mean
Speaker 3: you don't specifically say the. Car then you get down,
Speaker 3: there it's a rav. Four What i'm saying is you
Speaker 3: are locked in here for two, years just like THE.
Speaker 3: Nba you sign a two year. Deal did we have
Speaker 3: a contract for this podcast for? Years and then you
Speaker 3: got you shouting from the. Rooftops, hey first Thing i'm
Speaker 3: gonna do is sign a.
Speaker 2: Contract didn't even like people thisstuff all the time without a.
Speaker 2: Contract just shake a couple of. Hands.
Speaker 1: Right But i'm, saying if you don't want them to
Speaker 1: all transfer, out if you want to keep your team,
Speaker 1: together they all sign a two year. Deal when they
Speaker 1: come to your, school.
Speaker 2: Genius that's my.
Speaker 1: Philosophy cinderella's. Dead marsh mandis this, Weekend Baby box three
Speaker 1: takes to soccer field tomorrow for the first time. Ever
Speaker 1: tell you all about. It happy, Birthday. Dad have a great, weekend. Guys,
Speaker 1: glad so start all that over.
Speaker 2: Again. Glad Major League baseball is. Back it is truly.
Speaker 3: Fascinating i've said it, Once i'll say it. Again The
Speaker 3: dodgers are gonna set the all time win record of
Speaker 3: one hundred and seventeen.
Speaker 2: Wins they'll tie, it they'll beat. It are they three and?
Speaker 3: Zero, Yeah they're gonna have over one hundred and eighteen
Speaker 3: wins this. Year it's gonna be the greatest team on.
Speaker 3: Turf enjoy. That March madness is. Phenomenal gonna be some
Speaker 3: wacky games. Tonight you're probably gonna see A kentucky outdo the,
Speaker 3: balls weird stuff like. That auburn and a huge Favorite,
Speaker 3: PERDUE a huge Favorite, HOUSTON a huge Favorite houston.
Speaker 2: Place.
Speaker 1: PERDUE i, SAID i don't know how to produce a huge.
Speaker 1: Favorite there's gonna there's gonna be some weird stuff because
Speaker 1: thank yesterday it was all forty point. Wins It's march
Speaker 1: forty point wins Aub alabama won by thirty. Five what's
Speaker 1: CRAZY byu didn't even play bad and they got blowed
Speaker 1: Out alabama fin to win. It that is The alabama
Speaker 1: squad THAT i picked to go to The final. FOUR
Speaker 1: i don't know if they can shoot that well Against.
Speaker 1: Duke duke is a bunch of long. Dudes all their
Speaker 1: arms are about the length of a. Car i'm like
Speaker 1: shocked how big they. ARE i did not Realize copple
Speaker 1: was so. Big didn't Realize james Was. Canipple whatever his name,
Speaker 1: is it literally is, CANIPLE i, know, okay AND i
Speaker 1: literally didn't. UNDERSTAND i keep saying it.
Speaker 2: Wrong it's the best name.
Speaker 1: Ever WHEN i heard the announcer, SAID i, said, hell
Speaker 1: are you ever gonna forget That?
Speaker 2: Canipple the guy's great car. Nipple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, SO i don't know it's gonna be. GREAT i
Speaker 1: thought you last. Week Texas tech was. Great arizona made
Speaker 1: it a game at the. End it was back in
Speaker 1: the edge of your seat. Drama it's, great great. Basketball
Speaker 1: this is high level. Stuff Alabama duke's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be the game of the tournament so, far and
Speaker 3: nobody's talking about THE nba is winding. Down you got
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks. LEFT nhl is winding, Down you
Speaker 3: got a Couple no one. CARES i DO i do.
Speaker 2: You been WATCHING? Nhl?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh who's. Good we have a vested.
Speaker 3: Interest we had The Golden. Knights we had them when
Speaker 3: they were like in third. Place they're now in. First
Speaker 3: they're fighting for, first and we have the capitals to
Speaker 3: be the best team in. Hockey they're up by a,
Speaker 3: game so it's all coming down to these final two
Speaker 3: weeks or else these future.
Speaker 2: Stuff you can throw it out the window over to, you,
Speaker 2: Man i'm out of.
Speaker 1: Here, Man happy, Birthday, DAD i love, you and, uh
Speaker 1: we'll probably FaceTime you, tonight LIKE i said, Earlier, eh,
Speaker 1: dude it is big, weekend big, weekend but looking like
Speaker 1: rain coming in, tomorrow isn't.
Speaker 2: It. Dude i've been just chipping off the back. Patio
Speaker 2: how's it looking?
Speaker 3: Good BUT i just haven't taken my game to the.
Speaker 3: Course you did that one, day But i'm Saying i'm
Speaker 3: snake bit from. That that Was, hey that course was
Speaker 3: a little rough on.
Speaker 2: You i'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry AND i saw some dude tweet the other DAY
Speaker 3: i WISH i knew who it, was WISH i knew his,
Speaker 3: name WISH i knew the exact, source bibliography and quoting in,
Speaker 3: citation guy, said when you play golf in the, wind it.
Speaker 3: Sucks it totally is a misrepresentation of your golf. Game, well,
Speaker 3: obviously then why did we? Play, well you don't think
Speaker 3: the pros play when it's windy. Outside they just stopped
Speaker 3: playing because the. Wind, no you got to learn to,
Speaker 3: Adapt you got to learn Your you gotta just your.
Speaker 3: Game he hit a different. Shot but here we gotta
Speaker 3: invited to a bachelor. Party why don't we to read it?
Speaker 2: Early? YEAH i just switched the remote over. THERE i
Speaker 2: have a. Battery what's, Up?
Speaker 1: Coacheres me and my boys are coming To nashville For
Speaker 1: Saint patty's weekend and was wondering if we could do
Speaker 1: a podcast with y'all on the seventeenth or.
Speaker 2: Nineteenth.
Speaker 1: Yeah i've been A day one listener SINCE i was
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Speaker 1: podcast a shoutout would be Amazing i'll hang up the
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Speaker 1: i Just, sawaddy we will see You Saint patty's? Day
Speaker 1: what is it twenty twenty?
Speaker 2: SIX i think he meant this? Year, man how DID
Speaker 2: i miss? This?
Speaker 1: Oh, man my, Bad Batch. Daddy we should have had
Speaker 1: you come in on the. Pod let me, see he,
Speaker 1: said the. Seventeenth what would they that have? Been that'd
Speaker 1: have been A. Monday he could have come, in.
Speaker 2: Dude mondays are our worst. Days what are you talking?
Speaker 1: About or the nineteenth And? Wednesday he was here Till.
Speaker 1: Wednesday he could have come on A.
Speaker 2: Wednesday oh, man when did The australian? COME i don't.
Speaker 3: Know, friday, Sorry Batch, Daddy Man, Mackers, hey we went
Speaker 3: and we did mac on A. Friday that's the best
Speaker 3: day for us As. Fridays, yeah but we never know our,
Speaker 3: schedule so there's literally no way that we could even
Speaker 3: give you a window of wind to come. In And
Speaker 3: i'm pretty sure that we have to let you in
Speaker 3: at the garage and then we have to let you in.
Speaker 1: Again, Yeah Batch, Battie Batch, Daddy sorry about. That but, hey,
Speaker 1: Congratulates i'm getting married and being a. Lawyer, Dude i'll
Speaker 1: let you know WHEN i need to sue. Someone all,
Speaker 1: right have a good.
Speaker 2: Weekend