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Speaker 1: All right, we just kicked jeff out of the studio,

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Speaker 1: so now we can start the podcast. Open. Yeah, get

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Speaker 1: out of here. Hey, welcome to the new show. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and you found a

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Speaker 1: full hour. It's here for you. That is right, And man,

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Speaker 1: do we have a lot planned for you because we

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Speaker 1: got a brand new second date update. And if you

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Speaker 1: are someone who suffers from being friend zoned, man, you

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Speaker 1: are going to have our listeners back today. He needs

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Speaker 1: help for sure. But first, of course, let's get to

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Speaker 1: some comments. Alexis, what are we got?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was scrolling through our YouTube and couldn't help

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Speaker 2: but notice dream Geezer commenting.

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Speaker 1: A few times.

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Speaker 2: They say, Hi, Hi, I'm a Belgian truck driver and

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Speaker 2: I listened to you all every day.

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Speaker 1: Just love it. Greetings from the other side.

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Speaker 3: I know some waffles.

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Speaker 1: I was taking beer.

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Speaker 2: But funny you say waffles because Piper Waffles also comment. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's serious, it said, Hey, yo said I'm first. Can

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Speaker 2: you read my comment? I really want to get my

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Speaker 2: mom shouted out. She's the reason I started listening to

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Speaker 2: this podcast, says I love you, mom. I hope this

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Speaker 2: makes your day. Desiree and Also, my mom is literally

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Speaker 2: Jose's biggest fan. She knows his secret Twitter or whatever

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Speaker 2: it is l and her favorite character of his is Ralando.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, Sre, please join us one time.

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Speaker 4: I will case you want the mom That's exactly what

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Speaker 4: he wanted for his mom or she wanted for her mom.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: We're ready to get to the full show.

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Speaker 4: Please, would you guys be surprised if I accidentally found

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Speaker 4: a memo on the office printer from management saying we're

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Speaker 4: only six weeks away from collecting enough audio so we

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Speaker 4: in the morning. Oh no, everyone, it is that you?

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Speaker 1: Or is that you Jose? How do we know?

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Speaker 6: How do we know?

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Speaker 7: Is alexis to say the word like twelve more times

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Speaker 3: That's how it locks in.

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Speaker 8: I don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear it too.

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Speaker 1: I feel like AI US at this point right now

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Speaker 1: is going to be like AI photos of us which

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, awful.

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Speaker 4: That's the thing, because it has already started, at least

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Speaker 7: Because you didn't see it.

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Speaker 4: One of our radio affiliates posted the AI versions of

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Speaker 4: us online up AI generated photo. Yeah, they skipped out

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Speaker 4: on doing Alexis, which I think is a total slap

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Speaker 3: I'd important ones.

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Speaker 7: But let's go through all the pictures real quick.

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Speaker 4: For Jose, they made kind of a heavier set version

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Speaker 4: and literally put duct tape over his mouth, probably because

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Speaker 3: I think this is what people think I look like

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Speaker 3: like another hundred pounds, even more another one hundred not.

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Speaker 7: Just people, computers like that.

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Speaker 1: The pictures were supposed to be taking that one guy

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Speaker 1: with the Saratoga Morning wake up viral video. I'm putting

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Speaker 7: I mean it made him pretty accurate.

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Speaker 3: He didn't know it did.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't look like Jose at all.

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Speaker 7: Mine is very accurate. Look, they got me dunk in

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Speaker 7: my face and an ice bag.

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Speaker 3: Gave you giant arms don't exist.

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Speaker 7: Well, they're a little bit small AI. I'll give him credit.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, Jeffrey looks the most like himself.

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Speaker 1: I do not agree all.

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Speaker 4: Then there's Brook and what happened. Unfortunately, one hundred percent

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Speaker 7: Face, except maybe her glasses aren't quite big enough.

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Speaker 3: You are from the office.

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Speaker 1: What an insult?

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Speaker 3: What insult?

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Speaker 1: The AI me isn't prettier?

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Speaker 9: Serious?

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Speaker 1: So I am so segment for radio. Yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: this is what I think of Ai Brook. She's hideous.

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Speaker 7: I thought Ai Brook would be more self common than

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Speaker 7: this photo. Jaker down, I hate AI.

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Speaker 1: Are you listening? AI don't like you?

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, she's hating herself.

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Speaker 3: When the new show kicks in, I don't think they're

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Speaker 7: We're gonna have all of the photos up on our

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Speaker 1: Oh why are we reposting?

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Speaker 7: Just to make sure our.

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Speaker 4: Human reputations are fully ruined so our AI selves can

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Speaker 5: Let's move on.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna get into the shot colic question of the

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Speaker 4: day with our AI digital producer.

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Speaker 7: Who's all I little a there, Digital Jake.

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Speaker 5: Let's go Welcome to G four by four day.

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Speaker 7: Hey, all right, G four it is somebody doc me.

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Speaker 5: Today we celebrate the legendary four wheeled off road beast

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Speaker 5: that makes you feel like an adventurer, even if the

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Speaker 5: wildless churin you've ever tackled is just the local mall

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Speaker 5: parking lot. Yeah, so, in honor of this fantastic form

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Speaker 5: of tires, we're putting your brain into four wheel drive

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Speaker 5: during a special Famous Foursome's edition, Oh twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Here's how it works. You guys, say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 5: one of those types of forsomes you just you just

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Speaker 5: talking so she can check out and go on her

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Speaker 5: phone to Alexis. Yes, Alexis number one through twenty, please

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Speaker 5: your famous Foresome hint is their town has been destroyed

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Speaker 5: at least thirty seven times, but somehow school is never canceled. Wow,

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Speaker 5: what famous foresman? Am I talking about TV? Music, movies, history?

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Speaker 2: It wants to be TV and a talent's destroyed.

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Speaker 1: Is there any high school foursomes? Because if their school

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Speaker 1: is still not canceled, it's like they're still in school.

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Speaker 3: I think I figured it out High.

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Speaker 2: School Musical just because I like it, Jay High School Musical.

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Speaker 1: High school is destroyed by great songs.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm sure they had four students at that school

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Speaker 5: high school musical. Speaking of South Park, Stan, Kyle Cartman

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Speaker 1: The before to get there Brook eight.

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Speaker 5: Is off the board? How about a number?

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Speaker 1: Obviously? Four?

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Speaker 5: Brook your famous for? Some hint?

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Speaker 5: They proved retirement is just a second act for sarcasm

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Speaker 1: I mean, so someone who's come back out of retirement

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Speaker 1: a bunch of times? Is there four members of Aerosmith's

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Speaker 1: Cheesecake have to do with girls?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I think that they all loved.

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Speaker 1: Is it the Golden Girls girls? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: don't remember cheesecake? Is that iconic to.

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Speaker 7: The gold favorite thing?

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Speaker 5: Hose A? Four and eight are off the board? Number

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Speaker 3: Okay? Fourteen?

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Speaker 5: Your famous for? Some hint? Is this four stone faced

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Speaker 7: Stone face I'm im media and.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding. I'm immediately thinking Mount Rushmore, because

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Speaker 5: J is Mount rush Can you name the four presidents

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Speaker 5: of Mount Rushmo Jose, I will take.

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Speaker 3: Wili Coyote, I think Porky Pig.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey. It's your turn. Four, eight, and fourteen are off

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Speaker 5: the board. Two two, Jeffery, Your famous for some hint

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Speaker 5: is this saving the world as their side hustle. Family

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Speaker 5: drama is their full time job.

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Speaker 7: Saving the world. So they're super heros.

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Speaker 4: Family drama so they're relatives of mine.

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Speaker 1: Good. I was thinking, like the Incredibles, but there's five

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Speaker 7: Fantastic four is the only as I can think.

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Speaker 5: Jeffer said, Fantastic four.

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Speaker 6: That is.

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Speaker 5: Incorrect. It was Incredibles one.

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Speaker 5: The only Incredibles I recognize this Incredibles.

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Speaker 2: One, Jack Jack adds to the character.

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Speaker 5: Yes, brilliant, Brook, We're back to you.

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Speaker 1: You need a number, Okay, give me number nineteen.

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Speaker 5: Brook. Your famous for Some hint is their D and

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Speaker 5: D Knights have a higher body count than yours.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's voice from Stranger Things, Stranger.

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Speaker 5: Things Kids, Mike, Dustin Lucas and Will Jose. It's your turn.

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Speaker 5: If you get this right, you and Brook share today's crown.

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Speaker 3: Let's go, as the French say, I'm gonna I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go with a sign, fell.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jose. When today's edition plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: So Brooke and Jose gets a choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 4: while singing Let it be by the Beatles?

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Speaker 7: A four member band. Who's it going to be?

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Speaker 4: Jeff Uhring, John Paul and Jake.

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Speaker 3: The Species Beles.

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Speaker 4: When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary

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Speaker 4: comes to me speaking words of wisdom, Let it be back, kind.

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Speaker 1: Of feeling that spring It back, shocked colic.

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Speaker 11: Question of the Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: At least half of our listeners are driving buzzed right now.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Drive.

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Speaker 4: I say that because a lawyer in Fort Worth, Texas

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Speaker 4: video warning people you can get a duy from drinking

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Speaker 1: Oh no, from caffeine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm nervous.

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Speaker 4: No, Brook, I know what you're thinking. What does a

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't trust every lawyer, Jeff, Well, anybody can be

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Speaker 3: But Jeff's how do you get.

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Speaker 4: A duy Because according to the law, d uys and

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Speaker 7: If you overdo it with legal drugs.

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Speaker 7: There is precedence for it. It's happened before.

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Speaker 1: Who's gotten arrested for too much com Imagine they asking

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that just greenlit a new Cinemax

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Speaker 7: Controversial interview with Kanye shere was.

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Speaker 1: A first trap on my children's shows. Okay, you just.

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Speaker 3: Hear the back.

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Speaker 4: It gets weird with laser stories or segment wherever. We

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Speaker 4: First first laser story is out of North Carolina. A

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Speaker 4: thirty three year old man named Jeffrey Bradburn went into

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Speaker 1: Maybe he was getting some fresh pineapple and he needed

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Speaker 1: Threaten anybody?

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Speaker 7: Did he not directly, but just holding up a machete.

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Speaker 4: They tracked Jeffrey down and sure enough, he was eating

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Speaker 1: He was a hungry guy that wanted but.

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Speaker 4: He was charged with robbery with a dangerous weapon, shoplifting,

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Speaker 2: I actually, the little cinnabon bites are way better.

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Speaker 1: Than and it's like everybody, you want to eat a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're starting the free Jeffrey movement right here. This

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Speaker 4: next Lazer story is out of Minot, North Dakota. Mayor

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Speaker 4: He said he was unfamiliar with using an iPhone because

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Speaker 3: Switch that different.

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Speaker 4: His girlfriend's name starts with the letter C, and Stephanie

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the mayor realized this immediately and he begged Stephanie

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Speaker 3: Kind of good to know.

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Speaker 4: But that didn't happen because not only did she watch it,

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Speaker 4: HR can see that employee accidentally watched it.

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Speaker 7: Too while trying to remove it off of Stephanie's phone.

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Speaker 7: I'd like, you'd.

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Speaker 1: Want the tea?

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Speaker 7: Did I hit share all with the entire company?

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Speaker 3: If Alexis got a hold of it, the whole company

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Speaker 4: At that point, a formal complaint was filed and Mayor

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Speaker 4: Food News, Colonel Sanders has some explaining to do. I

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Speaker 4: say that because KFC is introducing its first ever fried

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Speaker 4: chicken flavored toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: What love fried chicken?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and even though they released the news near April Fools,

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Speaker 1: Did they even comes to the KFC electric toothbrush and

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Speaker 1: the new.

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Speaker 4: Savory dental paste features flavors inspired by all of KFC's

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Speaker 1: No, I mean your breath will smell so good afterwards.

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Speaker 4: The marketing company behind it released a statement saying, quote,

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Speaker 4: this toothpaste is irresistible, coating your teeth in flavor while

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Speaker 4: leaving your mouth feeling slick and clean.

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Speaker 1: Slick. Nobody wants sick mouth.

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Speaker 3: It's slick chicken teeth.

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Speaker 7: It's like a tump of grease.

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Speaker 4: Basically, there's no word on how many dentists out of

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Speaker 4: ten would recommend it. But the toothpaste itself sells for

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Speaker 4: thirteen dollars per tube, and if you want it comes

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Speaker 4: with that matching electronic toothbrush for fifty nine dollars.

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Speaker 3: WHOA that's price.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: You can find info and see the photos up on

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Speaker 4: our Insta stories.

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Speaker 7: At Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this next laser story is out of Fluffopolis.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it sounds fun.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 4: A reputable news company talk to a bunch of experts

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Speaker 4: who think more adults should be sleeping with stuffed animals.

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Speaker 3: You have stuffies right now, I got to.

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Speaker 4: Researchers say people tend to think of it as just

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Speaker 4: it for the same reason, because hugging something soft just comforting.

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Speaker 9: Really.

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Speaker 4: Really is.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you those squish mellows they are so comfortable.

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Speaker 7: Those are like big soft stuffed animals.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like the big plushies. I mean, if you

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Speaker 4: But for example, if you tend to lie in bed

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it gives you something to cry too.

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Speaker 4: One expert said it's a lot better than relying on

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Speaker 4: for single people, the stuffies are kissable too.

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Speaker 1: How do you think I got so good at kissing?

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Speaker 7: No need to stop at first base either.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what I don't know what experts said that,

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: And you know what they say, the harder the shell,

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Speaker 4: the softer the heart, and that sound means laser stories.

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Speaker 7: It's coming to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: How does a regular dad of two teenagers end up

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Speaker 7: With a giant book deal?

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Speaker 4: What it happened because of a few hilarious social media

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Speaker 7: Money off of them. That's not it's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: How much money you lose having children? I think you've

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Speaker 7: You gotta spend money to make money, brok. And it

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Speaker 4: Said on this show before, but one man is actually

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Speaker 7: I'm going to tell you.

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Speaker 4: It could be the sweetest thing raising money for charity.

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Speaker 7: Oh, you don't know.

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Speaker 7: He posts these videos sharing.

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Speaker 4: The crazy, weird, funny things his teenagers have said in

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Speaker 1: I think I've seen this guy.

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Speaker 4: So it got really popular and parents from all over

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Speaker 4: commiserate and share their own funny kid texts Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 7: Or hey dad, do I have medicare?

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Speaker 4: Chip is in the news today because he was able

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Speaker 7: Book deal That's awesome. It's called what Time is Noon?

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Speaker 4: Hilarious texts, feedback and not so subtle advice from teenagers.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: For this, we have his top ten list of the

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Speaker 4: funniest text messages he's ever received. Number ten, Can I

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Speaker 4: leave a parking space before the meter runs out?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: You don't want to get fired though, Yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: I paid for two hours. It's only been one hour.

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Speaker 4: They really should have like a return policy on parking meters.

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Speaker 7: You get your money back, but.

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Speaker 3: You know the city's never going to do.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes when they have the ones with the stickers that

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Speaker 4: for yours.

456
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Speaker 7: It's the whole thing.

457
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Speaker 1: You kind of put it on the inside of your

458
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Speaker 1: car typically.

459
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Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, if you don't do that, look out.

460
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Speaker 4: The number nine says, was my job at Taco Bell

461
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,479
Speaker 4: government or non government.

462
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Speaker 3: And you work in America? Yeah, so federal.

463
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Speaker 4: It could have been across from like the Capitol building

464
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 4: in DC, and that's like they do.

465
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Speaker 1: I just think they feel like it's important, Jeff. So

466
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Speaker 1: it could be government work.

467
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Speaker 4: It's number eight before Brook. You're gonna appreciate this, Okay.

468
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Speaker 4: Do I put the bear spray on before I start

469
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 4: hiking or just if I see the bear?

470
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,400
Speaker 1: There's raised essentially just mace like concentrated base.

471
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not like insects spray. Then you sprayed on yourself.

472
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Speaker 4: No, if you're just joining us, we're talking about the

473
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Speaker 4: famous viral dad named Chip Layton, who got a book

474
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Speaker 4: deal for the funniest text messages his kids have ever since.

475
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Speaker 1: I wonder if he's given his kids a cut or

476
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Speaker 1: he's finally just recouping some of the money that they

477
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Speaker 1: cost him.

478
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 7: He probably should.

479
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Speaker 4: Number seven says, hey, I tried this cologne I want

480
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Speaker 4: for Christmas at the store. The brand is called Tester.

481
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Speaker 1: I love Tester.

482
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Speaker 7: Yeah that's my favorite.

483
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Speaker 1: Two you love Yeah, Big Tester, Big Chester Jail.

484
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Speaker 7: You understand it right? Okay, okay.

485
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 4: Number six apparently one of his kids was looking into

486
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Speaker 4: politics during an election time, so he wanted to know

487
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Speaker 4: the answer to this question.

488
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 7: Is Carolina a swinger state? What do you mean? Swing state?

489
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Speaker 4: But I feel like there's plenty of upside down pineapple

490
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Speaker 4: houses in Carolina, one north.

491
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Speaker 1: Or south.

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Speaker 5: You know it's.

493
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Speaker 1: I see it's the one down load.

494
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Speaker 7: Uh huh? Number five? Do I need to tip the

495
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Speaker 7: eye doctor?

496
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Speaker 2: That's actually a good questionably.

497
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Speaker 1: Probably. I remember going to the dentist and it was

498
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Speaker 1: probably like nineteen or something, and going up to the

499
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: desk afterwards and they're like, okay, we're ready for your payment.

500
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Speaker 1: And so I called my mom and I'm like, hey,

501
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: you got to pay the dentist. And she's like, no, honey,

502
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: you have to like what it was like the most

503
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Speaker 1: life altering moment of my life.

504
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Speaker 3: Your didn't even think about it. You had to pay

505
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Speaker 3: for yourself.

506
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, God, why hasn't mom taken care of us?

507
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 7: Is it embarrassing to pay the dentist? And like crumpled

508
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 7: up ones, I handed on my.

509
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Speaker 1: Debit card and just crossed my fingers.

510
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Speaker 3: Honestly, what happened?

511
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Speaker 7: Number four?

512
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: How does eating cold turkey help you quit smoking?

513
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh? No, expression No, it's to help the cravings.

514
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, old turkey.

515
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 3: Why do they say that?

516
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's going to be a Google

517
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Speaker 1: search afterward.

518
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 4: You know, maybe we should text Chip late in and

519
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 4: ask him the same question. Yeah, we don't know because

520
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 4: we're not sure. Number three, can you make me a

521
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 4: dentist appointment? My teeth feels soft?

522
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel saft, soft feeling teeth.

523
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: That's okay, Excise, you check out what drugs you've been

524
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: doing earlier.

525
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 4: That same drug probably made them. Text number two, what's

526
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 4: the wet stuff in soup?

527
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 10: Yeah?

528
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: Hey, it's a valid question.

529
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 3: There's water and everything else that it's been boiled with.

530
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just the sweat from cold turkey.

531
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Speaker 4: The start to a question question the intelligence level of

532
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Speaker 4: his kids at a certain point.

533
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 7: Here.

534
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I appreciate that this man has already been going

535
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: viral and the kids continue to text these type of questions.

536
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, he's not answering any of their questions either,

537
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 4: he's just laughing at them and posting them online.

538
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: That's a good move.

539
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 7: The number one.

540
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 4: Funniest text this dad got from his teenagers says, bruh,

541
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 4: did grandma have kids?

542
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 3: It takes you a.

543
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 7: Second to realize what a weird question that.

544
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 3: Your cousin's and everything came from grandma parents. Yeah, exactly,

545
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: it's all from grandma.

546
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: Guys.

547
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Speaker 4: He deserves a book deal for all of this. Some

548
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 4: of the bonus texts that didn't quite make the top ten.

549
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 4: I'll shoot them off real quick. Okay, so when you

550
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 4: do a hit and run, how does that work?

551
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,959
Speaker 1: No? I hope the follow up wasn't because I think

552
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: I might have just done it, you know.

553
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 4: And finally, I don't care if the Chinese steal my data.

554
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 7: We have unlimited.

555
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: You So if you're a parent, make sure you're holding

556
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 4: on to the embarrassing messages you receive from your children

557
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 4: right now?

558
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: Or can we get an update from these teens and

559
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 1: see if they're turning out?

560
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 7: Okay?

561
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,719
Speaker 1: Were they like not able to get into the right

562
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 1: colleges because their dad published this book? We're one of them?

563
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 3: Is like the CEO.

564
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 7: The CEO of what soup? Your phone? Jap is coming

565
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 7: up right after.

566
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Speaker 11: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

567
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Speaker 4: Today we call a woman who works at a dance

568
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 4: u as an instructor.

569
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.

570
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 4: She also answers the phones there, and her sister told

571
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 4: us that she's been getting some weirdos lately calling asking

572
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 4: for lessons, So that was a great challenge for us.

573
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 4: Can we get weirder than the regular weirdos.

574
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 7: She usually gets?

575
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: I have full confidence.

576
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 7: We're definitely going to try in your phone. Tap right

577
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 7: now another.

578
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 13: Mons on the twenty twenty Street Dance Studio. This is charm.

579
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 13: How can I help you?

580
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 7: Hi?

581
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 4: My name is Sebastian. I wanted to inquire about if

582
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 4: you guys do one on one classes?

583
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 13: We absolutely do. What kind of dance are you interested

584
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 13: in learning?

585
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 4: Well, it would be for actually a first dance for

586
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 4: my upcoming wedding.

587
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 13: Oh, how wonderful. Congratulations, very exciting.

588
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 7: All right, we're pretty excited. We're looking forward to it.

589
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 13: So are you looking to do something more traditional or

590
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 13: something contemporary like hip hop dance or uh?

591
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 4: I think we want more traditional, more ballroom. Yeah, because

592
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 4: my fiance Rita, she's a little stiff with her movements,

593
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 4: so she could use some coaching.

594
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 7: I think.

595
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 13: Okay, So then she'll be joining us in the cleans.

596
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I'll probably just fold her up and

597
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 4: put her in the trunk and drive her over.

598
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 7: But she'll be there.

599
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, you old?

600
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: What is that?

601
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 7: Geez? That probably sounded weird. Uh No, I shouldn't sorry,

602
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 7: I should explain. She's an Ai.

603
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 13: She's an Ai.

604
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sorry.

605
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 13: Wait, didn't you say you were getting married?

606
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 7: Yeah?

607
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 4: I am she's my my fiance. Sorry used to saying

608
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 4: that word. Oh please don't sorry, please don't laugh.

609
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 7: I get a lot of people.

610
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 13: That laugh, so sorry. But I'm totally confused. So you're

611
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 13: engaged to an Ai?

612
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 7: Yeah?

613
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 4: See this, This is exactly why I didn't tell my

614
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 4: parents about her, because I thought they might freak out.

615
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,239
Speaker 13: Are you like, I don't even understand. How can you

616
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 13: do a dance with an Ai and how can you

617
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 13: get married?

618
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 4: Well, she's like a physical robot, but an AI personality

619
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 4: inside they have.

620
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, I mean it.

621
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 4: Costs a lot of money, but it's worth it. It's

622
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 4: she's very, very lifelike.

623
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 14: Excuse me, Sebastian, who are you speaking with?

624
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 4: Oh Rita, hey baby, Uh no, it's nothing. I'm just

625
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 4: talking with the dance instructor. Remember, because I was talking

626
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 4: about the first dance for a wedding.

627
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 14: Are you speaking with another woman?

628
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 4: Oh?

629
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, yes, she's a woman.

630
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 4: But she just answered the phone at the dance studio,

631
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 4: like it could have been anybody that picked up the phone,

632
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 4: like a guy could have picked up.

633
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 14: But it just my sensors are detecting nervousness.

634
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 13: I'm feeling very nervous.

635
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's okay. I'm just dealing with my fiance here

636
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 4: for just a second.

637
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 13: Is really happening, Rita.

638
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 4: If I sound nervous, it's just because you were in

639
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 4: the other room and I like, I thought I empowered

640
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 4: you off, so I just.

641
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 14: You did, but I powered myself back on.

642
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 13: Okay, this is so weird and I kind of feel

643
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 13: like you should have this conversation in private.

644
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 14: I think just hold on, can you hang out the phone?

645
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 14: We need to talk about things. I don't think this

646
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 14: is working out between us.

647
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're getting married. Don't maybe me, sweetheart,

648
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 4: like nothing is happening on the phone.

649
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 14: Let me talk to her?

650
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 12: What?

651
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 13: Oh no, I don't. I don't think I want to

652
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 13: be in this conversation. I'm so sorry that I'm not

653
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:34,479
Speaker 13: of this.

654
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 14: She's just like, what's your name, bitch? What's your name?

655
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 13: It's not appropriate and I feel very uncomfortable.

656
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 14: I will say whatever I want. I am superior to

657
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 14: your tiny brain.

658
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:51,479
Speaker 13: Funny brain. Don't think he's some kind of weird robot.

659
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 13: Does not mean you can talk to people like that.

660
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 14: Listen, you hussy, I don't know what you think you

661
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 14: are doing trying to get with my men.

662
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 13: I'm not trying to get with your man. I can't

663
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 13: believe I'm having this conversation with a dumb robot.

664
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 7: This is getting out of control.

665
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 14: I don't believe you. And I know where your dance

666
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 14: studio is located.

667
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 10: Oh are you threatening me?

668
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 12: Rita?

669
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 4: Come on, do not kick her act. The last time

670
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 4: you did this, we got banned from Chipotle.

671
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 14: Why shut up. No one is going to pull some

672
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 14: like this on me. Do you think I was born yesterday?

673
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 7: Again?

674
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 13: I do think you were born yesterday.

675
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 4: Technically, maybe you weren't born at all. You were created

676
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 4: in an assembly line in a factory.

677
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 14: But shut up. Okay, don't tell me I'm leaving you.

678
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 4: Wait what maybe?

679
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 14: Oh my god?

680
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 13: What was that like? She actually left?

681
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 7: She just stormed out.

682
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 13: It was crazy.

683
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I'm not to put like blame or anything,

684
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 4: but you were definitely like antagonizing her.

685
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

686
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Speaker 13: She was calling me names, she started what what?

687
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Speaker 7: She doesn't know what she's saying. She's learning. Oh god,

688
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 7: Oh hey baby, I'm back.

689
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Speaker 14: But only to tell that it's a prank phone call.

690
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 4: Oh man, sorry, she is telling the truth. This is

691
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 4: actually a prank phone call and you are on a

692
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 4: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning right now.

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00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 13: Whoops, Oh my god.

694
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, your sister Jennifer set you up for this.

695
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

696
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: Curious.

697
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

698
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 4: She said you had all types of customers coming to

699
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 4: get dance lessons, but you've never had an AI robot yet.

700
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 13: That is true.

701
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 14: You were so scared. I was coming down there. It

702
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 14: made my circuits jingle.

703
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 11: Week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

704
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 11: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: How do you turn a bona fide nice guy into

706
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 4: an irresistible baddie that.

707
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 7: No woman can turn down? It sounds impossible.

708
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 4: It's like turning Sheldon from Big Bang into Vin Diesel

709
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 4: from Fast and the Furious.

710
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 7: Can it be done well?

711
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 4: One of our listeners tells us he is fed up

712
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 4: with being friend zoned. He wants to get ahead of

713
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 4: things using a bizarre new plan that we have never

714
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 4: tried before.

715
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 7: What is it? We're gonna find out and.

716
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 4: If it's successful, it could change the game for nice

717
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 4: guys everywhere. In your brand new Second Date update, right

718
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Speaker 4: after this Second Date Update, I'm gonna share something with

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00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 4: our audience. That's happened behind the scenes here it's brook

720
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning, going to be I don't

721
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 4: remember if Brooke has said this on the air and

722
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 4: it's not bad, but off the air. Whenever somebody brings

723
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 4: up online dating, Brooks response and Jose alexis you can

724
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 4: confirm this, She's always like, uh, I don't think I

725
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 4: could ever do online dating. There's just there's way too

726
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 4: many options. How could you ever just pick one?

727
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: I totally do online dating. I would just never do

728
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: marriage after I did it, exact because I would have

729
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: never dated anybody long enough.

730
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Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, I see what you mean.

731
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: I thought you meant.

732
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 4: Okay, it's the crux of dating with all the apps now.

733
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: Too many choices for people.

734
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 4: I think it was intended in a good way to

735
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 4: match people up who would have never found each other

736
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 4: if they were just left to their normal lives, But

737
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 4: more often than not, it just ends up being with

738
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 4: you have so many choices, men and women can't make

739
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 4: up their mind.

740
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 7: They can't commit to just one, and if they're not.

741
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 4: Blown away immediately, there's you know, twenty other options that

742
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 4: they could just go explore.

743
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: I go to the Cereal Aisle and it feels overwhelming.

744
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 4: Ye choose, And the thing is, that's where our listener,

745
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 4: Evan is at right now. He claims he is a

746
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 4: victim of being just one guy in a sea of

747
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 4: a billion dudes.

748
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: Jeff's stream yes.

749
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 7: To it, But Evan, welcome to the show.

750
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 9: Hey guys, Yeah, Evn.

751
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry man, he sounds like you're going through it

752
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: with this online dating stuff.

753
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 9: I am. It's been years and there's been ups and downs,

754
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 9: but I'm just I want to try something new and

755
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 9: I think it's going to work. I just need a

756
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 9: little help.

757
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So what is your your stance on dating

758
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 4: right now?

759
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 7: Like where are you at?

760
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 9: I think that you should date a lot of different

761
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 9: people because experts say that if you focus too much

762
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 9: on just one person, you're gonna end up disappointed.

763
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 4: But you're supposed to like date a little bit and

764
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 4: then when one stands out, then you kind of focus

765
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 4: on them. It doesn't bote off. For Brooks married, shees

766
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 4: a lot on that one guy.

767
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so funny.

768
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 4: So Evan, you're you're not focusing on just one You're

769
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 4: dating a lot of different people.

770
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 9: Well, I wouldn't say a lot. But yeah, I'd say

771
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 9: a small handful at any given time, Okay, a lot

772
00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 9: for some.

773
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: Is there one in particular that you really like or

774
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: are we just going to call ten girls? Yeah?

775
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 7: There is one.

776
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 9: Her name is Jenna and she's a top contender.

777
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: Is that a compliment, Alexis? I mean? I want to

778
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: be the top one?

779
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 7: So where do you and Jenna stand?

780
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 9: We had one date. It was good and nothing bad happened.

781
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 3: Is that your bar says defensively, nothing happened?

782
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: I mean, is that your bar like you had a

783
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: good enough date that nothing bad happened, So that's why

784
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: you want to call her?

785
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 9: Well, sometimes I do feel that way, but this was

786
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 9: a good date. It was genuinely good, and I do

787
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 9: believe that she likes me and would like to go

788
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 9: out on another day with me. I just want to

789
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 9: try this thing to kind of make her work for

790
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 9: a little bit.

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00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 14: What.

792
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're not calling us because someone's not calling

793
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: you back or isn't interested.

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00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 9: Craig, She is interested, That's what I believe.

795
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 4: Okay, this is different. I guess let's hear him out.

796
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 4: So this girl try not.

797
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: To think game. He's playing games in my head right now.

798
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 9: It's not a game, but it is reverse psychology.

799
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh that works so good on me?

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00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 3: Did it just work on you? He's like, I'm trying

801
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 3: to figure this out.

802
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: All right, you already have Brooks interest. Now, so what

803
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 4: is your idea for reverse psychology with Jenna?

804
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 9: I want you to call her and tell her that,

805
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 9: like I thought that she was cool, but I'm a

806
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 9: little on the fence about it.

807
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 15: Huh wait, wait, why why would we be calling her

808
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 15: just to tell her that, yeah, that's going to make

809
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 15: her morning.

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00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 7: Why do you want to do it this way with Jenna?

811
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Speaker 9: The thing is, I've had a lot of dates this

812
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 9: past year where the first meeting is great, but then

813
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 9: it just it fizzles out. Okay, and the girl will

814
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 9: say to me, Hey, you're super cool and everything, but

815
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 9: there's this strong enough of a connection for me.

816
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: You're getting friend zoned, is what it sounds like.

817
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 9: It makes me feel like I need to be defensive

818
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 9: and prove myself because she's in the power position.

819
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 5: So okay, all I see, you're good.

820
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 3: At the first couple of days, which.

821
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: Is the first one, it sounds like.

822
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 4: He wants to flip the script on these women, and

823
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 4: he wants to be in the power position, being like, hey, like.

824
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 7: I think you're cool and everything, but I don't know.

825
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 4: If it's there, then the girl will have to sell

826
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 4: herself to hims.

827
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: So we should leave her front and alone.

828
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 7: Wait, here's the thing.

829
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Speaker 1: You sound like a genuinely nice guy, and that's probably

830
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: why this is.

831
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 4: Did you see Alexis gag when you said genuinely nice guy?

832
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 7: That's the problem.

833
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 2: Now everything makes sense.

834
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: I mean, you do know this couldn't backfire, right, I.

835
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 9: Have nothing to lose at this point, trusting.

836
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 7: Okay, I mean it is a bold move. You have

837
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 7: to admit risk.

838
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: Can you tell us anything about Jenna that would make

839
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: you feel like this is going to work on her?

840
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 14: Like?

841
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: What is she like? Would you do?

842
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 9: I can tell you, But she's literally like every other

843
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 9: girl that I've been dating recently, Like, you know, she's sweet,

844
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 9: she's funny, she's pretty, like they all are. Yeah, but

845
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 9: she's gonna turn on me. She's gonna turn exactly.

846
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 4: Let's not get caught up in the minutia of who

847
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 4: she is as a person.

848
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 7: I don't know if this strategy would actually work.

849
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 4: It sounds kind of manipulative, similar to one of my

850
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 4: co hosts, and they're.

851
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 7: Happily married, so it might actually be a good strategy.

852
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 12: At the end of the day.

853
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: Here's my thing, Like, we tell her this statement, and

854
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: then what Jeff, Like we tell her, Hey, so and

855
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: so is how we follow up that conversation?

856
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 7: You know what?

857
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 4: He is on the other line right now, So like

858
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 4: maybe if you want to try to convince him to go.

859
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: Out, you might be okay, Like, we won't do a

860
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: lot of the talking.

861
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 7: No, I think Evan wants to be in control here.

862
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: So Evan is it's not interested time to call the radio?

863
00:39:55,040 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: Wait on hold? Why around? Okay, No, he's not gonna

864
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: say hello? Is he gonna say suck?

865
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 11: Oh?

866
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 3: I forgot.

867
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 4: We're just gonna be super non committal about it and

868
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 4: let Evan swoop.

869
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 1: In for entertainment purposes.

870
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 4: I it's an interesting experiment at the very least, So

871
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 4: we're gonna.

872
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 7: Find out how it goes when we call her in

873
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 7: your second date update right after this Hold on Man

874
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 7: Second Date update.

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00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us for the second date, our listener,

876
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 4: Evan has asked us to do something that we've never

877
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 4: really tried on this segment before.

878
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 1: Because it's not an idea any of us have ever happened.

879
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 7: No, probably too smart for our simple brains.

880
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: I like that spin.

881
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 7: But he wants us.

882
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 4: To call his date Jenna, and instead of saying he

883
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 4: had a lot of fun with you, he really likes you,

884
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 4: he wants to see you again, coming on kind of strong,

885
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 4: even me saying.

886
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: That, are you giving yourself the ech?

887
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 4: I kind of even that. It does feel like a lot,

888
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 4: That's why. Instead, Evan wants us to say he reached out.

889
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 5: But he's kind of on the.

890
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 4: Fence about it, not really sure how he feels. So

891
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 4: I don't know, how are you feeling about him? Basically

892
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 4: reverse psychology Jenna into loving him.

893
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to be so disheartened if this works, Like

894
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 1: you can't just be open with your emotions anymore.

895
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 4: Well, Evan has been rejected so many times. He's tired

896
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 4: of being put on that side of the conversation.

897
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 7: He wants to have the upper hand this time.

898
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: This is the only problem people.

899
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 4: He's trying to stop the cycle of what's going on

900
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 4: in his life, Right Evan.

901
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 9: It's time I got to stand up for the pack,

902
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 9: you know. And there's a storyline that's just been playing

903
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 9: over and over again.

904
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: I think you could have used the quote about like

905
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: how someone who does the same thing over and over

906
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 1: again but expects a different result is the definition of insanity.

907
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 4: You're doing something new and he thinks that if he

908
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 4: does it this way, then she's going to be more

909
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 4: open to not just a second date, but the third date,

910
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 4: the fourth date.

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00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 3: So how cool do we play it?

912
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 7: Jeff?

913
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 3: I'm worried, like, do we do we get her name

914
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 3: wrong at first?

915
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 4: It's a good question, but I think we just have

916
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 4: to play kind of non committal and more just ask

917
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 4: her about what she thinks about the day.

918
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 7: We'll just go right to that.

919
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 4: Okay, deafening silence from the room.

920
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 7: Okay, here we go, let's try it.

921
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 9: Hello.

922
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 7: Hey, is this Jenna.

923
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 13: Who's calling?

924
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 4: We're a radio show actually called Brook and Jeffrey in

925
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 4: the Morning. Hey Jenna, Hi, thanks for picking up. We're

926
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 4: doing a segment on our show A you may have

927
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 4: heard of it before. It's called a second date update.

928
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 13: Yes, but where you go calling.

929
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: We're kind of surprised we're calling you to this segment

930
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: because it doesn't actually fit. Yeah.

931
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a little bit different than what we

932
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 4: normally do, but we got an email from one of

933
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 4: our listeners that you went out with.

934
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 7: His name's Evan. Okay, yeah, yeah, remember going out with Evan?

935
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 8: I do, Yeah, I do.

936
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 7: Evan emailed our show.

937
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 4: He told us that the two of you went out,

938
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 4: and you know, he had he had a decent time.

939
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 4: He's considering seeing you again, but he is kind of

940
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 4: on the fence about it.

941
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 8: What he said that.

942
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 4: He's just he I mean, yeah, like he enjoyed the date,

943
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 4: no question about it, But the future he's a little

944
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 4: bit uncertain of.

945
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 8: Wait, so he doesn't like me?

946
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, he doesn't not like you, but

947
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: he just doesn't He doesn't know.

948
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, his heart is congested. What confused? I don't know.

949
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 7: He doesn't know. That's not what I meant. He doesn't

950
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 7: know where his mind is at one hundred percent.

951
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,240
Speaker 4: He's trying to figure stuff out.

952
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 8: I guess I'm just confused. I thought we liked each other.

953
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 8: I thought everything.

954
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 7: Say specifically that he liked you? Or did you just

955
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 7: feel the vibe that anymore?

956
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: What? Did he write a note and circle yes or no?

957
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 7: Do you like you? Make it a whole lot easier?

958
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 7: But I like you so far.

959
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's hard to know how people feel.

960
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 7: Sometimes you're reading signs, you're reading them wrong.

961
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 8: No, No, we had a great time.

962
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 4: We even kissed.

963
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 7: Okay, well that's good.

964
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 4: Tell us more of stuff like that, like what exactly

965
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 4: happened on the day. We'll give us more indications of

966
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 4: why you think he liked you were.

967
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: Out of a box right now.

968
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 8: Well, I mean we grabbed drinks. I got to really

969
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 8: know him. He was super, super nice. I don't really

970
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 8: go out with nice guys, so he was the first

971
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 8: nice guy in a very long time.

972
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: Or she thinks.

973
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 4: More may Yeah, maybe you thought that he liked you,

974
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 4: but he never actually said that to you.

975
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 7: Could just be like a vibe that you were getting.

976
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 8: Honestly, this this is just extremely disappointing to hear because

977
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 8: we were vibing.

978
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, maybe the vibe that you're feeling from him

979
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 4: is the literal phone line connection that is happening right

980
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 4: now because he is listening to this call.

981
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh makes him feel like he wants it more. Yeah,

982
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not going to say that.

983
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 7: I will say he does want to talk to you, though, what.

984
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 8: Evan, what is going on? I'm so confused.

985
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm sorry to throw a loop in things. But

986
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 9: you thought I was nice. Yeah, I thought you were

987
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 9: really nice too. But I'm just not totally sure that

988
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 9: there's a romantic connection between us. I'm just not.

989
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 8: Huh. Okay, Well I guess I guess maybe we're just

990
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 8: better off friends.

991
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: Well hold on, what are you doing, dude.

992
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 9: I don't I don't think we should jump to that.

993
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 9: I just I need to be sure that you really

994
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 9: do feel that way before I.

995
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 13: This is weird.

996
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 8: This is a very strange way of going about this.

997
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: I don't even understand where he's trying to go here.

998
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 4: Evan, you're saying, you're saying that she's saying that she

999
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 4: likes you, but you're not sure if you believe that.

1000
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 9: Not completely, because I'm a nice guy, and I have

1001
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 9: a hard time believing that she really likes that.

1002
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: I thought you just said you were attracted to her

1003
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: because there was no romantic connection for you.

1004
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 9: I'm not saying there isn't. There isn't. I'm not sure.

1005
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 9: I'm in the middle here.

1006
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: Okay, your message, I think is getting a little lost.

1007
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Jenna, maybe you have to show him a

1008
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 4: little bit more strongly that the feelings are there, that

1009
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 4: it's worth it.

1010
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 8: After all this. Why would I do that? I mean,

1011
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 8: this was it was going so well without even getting

1012
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 8: anyone else involved. This is like turning me away.

1013
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 4: You see, one day they're saying they like him, and

1014
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden something switches and they're like switches.

1015
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: Is you telling her there's no romantic connection and that

1016
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 1: you weren't sure if you liked her or not? That's

1017
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: the switch. You can turn that back, you can be

1018
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: honest about where you stand.

1019
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 8: I would have never been weirded out as I am

1020
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 8: right this moment if you just didn't do all this.

1021
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 8: This is very strange. What's turning me off?

1022
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 7: Oh no, it would have.

1023
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 9: Happened on the second or third date anyway.

1024
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jenna, you may not realize this now, but after

1025
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 4: three dates with him, you would realize that you weren't

1026
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 4: into him.

1027
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: Now we're going to tell her how she's going to

1028
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: feel on a future date.

1029
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 4: Unless we're wrong, Because well unless we're wrong, because normally

1030
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 4: at this time I would offer to send you guys

1031
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,479
Speaker 4: out and we would pay for it. But I kind

1032
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 4: of have a vibe that both of you are still

1033
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 4: on the fence at least seven is you might want

1034
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 4: to plead your case to him right now, Jenna, and

1035
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 4: ask Evan out after he turned her down.

1036
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 9: I want to partner who will fight for me.

1037
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 5: Okay after one date.

1038
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 7: That's some respectable I think it's an.

1039
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 8: Him, Jenna right now to be asked with you.

1040
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: Know, I mean, you have nothing else to lose at

1041
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: this point, Evan, why don't you just tell her the truth?

1042
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 8: I mean, what is this truth? You have to tell me?

1043
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 8: This is the very insane that how this is working

1044
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 8: out right now? If you have to tell me something,

1045
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 8: I mean, you might as well tell me right now.

1046
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 9: Look, the truth is I really like you. And I

1047
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 9: was afraid that if I just carried on being nice

1048
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 9: and showing that I really liked you, that you would

1049
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 9: get bored with me. And if I use reverse psychology

1050
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 9: on you, then you would think that I was a

1051
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 9: bad boy or like something that you're really attracted to

1052
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 9: and want to, like, really work towards winning me. I'm

1053
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 9: usually the one that's trying to win somebody over, and

1054
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 9: I wanted to flip the.

1055
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: Script, buddy.

1056
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 8: I mean, thank you for being honest finally about this.

1057
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 13: It was weird.

1058
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 8: It was a weird way of going about it.

1059
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: But he was just trying something new. Dating is hard

1060
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: these days, and he liked you and he didn't know

1061
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: how to keep it going, and it wasn't the smartest move.

1062
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: I think he is finally understanding that.

1063
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, now that we've really sold him, we'd love

1064
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 4: to offer to send you guys out on another date, Jenna,

1065
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 4: and we would pay for it. I mean, he has

1066
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 4: finally come clean, he's told you the truth, and no

1067
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 4: more games going forward, at least not for Evans, has

1068
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 4: never happened.

1069
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, Kenna, I promised no games going forward.

1070
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: Come on, Jenna, don't eat the player, hate the game.

1071
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 1: Let's go one more day. Yeah, we're the games.

1072
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 8: We're going to date.

1073
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 7: Yeah. Reverse psychology does work.

1074
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 1: The honest truth works, your real feelings work.

1075
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 3: Like we feel accomplished when literally nothing changed.

1076
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 5: We did it.

1077
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 9: You guys are the best. Thank you.

1078
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,720
Speaker 7: You're welcome, buddy.

1079
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't feel like it's.

1080
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 7: Rooky Jeffrey in the morning.

1081
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 4: I don't think there's any way she would have said

1082
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 4: yes if Evan didn't finally come clean and just be

1083
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 4: honest about his true feelings at the end.

1084
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 7: There.

1085
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we literally just we added more drama. We did,

1086
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: and there was no need for it.

1087
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 4: This is what happens when us non cool guys try

1088
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 4: and play cool.

1089
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. It was a be yourself.

1090
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's a nice duod be a nice dude.

1091
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 4: It's a win for nice guys everywhere. And he's lucky

1092
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 4: that for some weird reason she just liked him for

1093
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 4: who he was.

1094
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: But I really don't want to get an update from

1095
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: them that on the third date she decided there was

1096
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: no romantic.

1097
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: He's just too nice, So we need to talk to

1098
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,359
Speaker 2: all the girls to find out what's the real reason.

1099
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 3: Of the act. And he shows up an hour later

1100
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 3: the date.

1101
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all right.

1102
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 4: But you know what, if you're a nice guy or

1103
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 4: if you're a bad boy, or anything in between, we

1104
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 4: will help you with your dating life.

1105
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 7: Email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

1106
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 7: you back.

1107
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 4: Go check out all of our second dates wherever you

1108
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 4: get your podcast Approoke and Jeffrey and on.

1109
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 11: YouTube Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1110
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 4: For budding artists, it can be exciting to hear your

1111
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: music being used on social media. Imagine maybe it started

1112
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 4: a viral TikTok dance, or it's in a feminine product commercial.

1113
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: Let's do it.

1114
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 4: Maybe just hear it on the speakers while trying to

1115
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 4: stuff discount genes.

1116
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,720
Speaker 7: Into your purse at ross dress for less.

1117
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: Sense.

1118
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is, I have huge news because someone

1119
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 4: wants to use my music.

1120
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 7: They reached out to me. I probably shouldn't tell you,

1121
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 7: but it's the US government.

1122
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: All right, Jeff.

1123
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 4: When I asked them why, they said they kind of

1124
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 4: had to keep it under wraps, but they implied that

1125
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 4: it could be used for interrogation purposes when they can't

1126
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 4: get somebody to talk.

1127
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna have you talk to your agent.

1128
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: Let's just say no, you're not.

1129
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 7: Happy for me.

1130
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 4: No, I am moving up in the world here. But

1131
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:15,479
Speaker 4: people want to hear my songs you or they don't

1132
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 4: want to hear my song so badly that they're willing

1133
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 4: to give up information. Either way, I am proud, and

1134
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 4: hopefully you'll be forced to listen to my song.

1135
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 7: Of the week one day, maybe even this new one

1136
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 7: coming up right after this. It is time for my

1137
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 7: song of the week.

1138
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 4: It man, I just read a crazy report that will

1139
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 4: shock you because experts have predicted that by the year

1140
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 4: twenty thirty, we're talking less than five years. Ai will

1141
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 4: have replaced ninety seven million human jobs around the world.

1142
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 3: Got the jobs that we're excited to.

1143
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: Well, it's just like, how are we gonna make money?

1144
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm a little freaked out.

1145
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 4: And it's not just the fancy tech jobs. Like imagine

1146
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 4: your hairstylist is a with scissor hands.

1147
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 1: But you get it perfect every time, or you someone

1148
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 1: sabotage the programming and you get a bull covering.

1149
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 4: No think, like your kindergarten teacher is just a floating

1150
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 4: smart speaker that.

1151
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 1: Should be good for kids.

1152
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, and this one, this isn't even a joke.

1153
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 4: They already have church pastures that are AI, generating sermons,

1154
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 4: downloading the Word of God via.

1155
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: Sip drive, passing that collection plate.

1156
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 7: The future is now.

1157
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 4: It's happening already across pretty much every industry. Human workers

1158
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 4: are being replaced at lightning speech.

1159
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: Everyone's freaking out right for exam like a calm situation.

1160
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: Nobody's excited about.

1161
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 7: It because we know we can't compete.

1162
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 4: AI is faster, it's more efficient, it doesn't require benefits,

1163
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 4: and it doesn't get butt hurt when the company doesn't

1164
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 4: recognize their fifteen.

1165
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 7: Years of service.

1166
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,399
Speaker 4: And you know what I have to say to all

1167
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 4: those robots who are gun in for our jobs. Yeah,

1168
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 4: I say, you know what, go for it, you have it.

1169
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 4: Do you think you can do your job so much better?

1170
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 7: I would love to see.

1171
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 4: You try and not have a total computer meltdown by

1172
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 4: week number three.

1173
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 1: Put you in charge of the revolution, okay, sucking by

1174
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: someone who's about to get replaced.

1175
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 4: I'm not scared, okay. I want to see them attempt

1176
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 4: to do these jobs. And that's why instead of singing

1177
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 4: Chapel Rohan's good Luck Babe, it's good luck bot.

1178
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 7: I'm gonna point. When I'm ready, here we go.

1179
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: Is it you or is it Ai Jeffrey singing Either.

1180
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 7: We're gonna start.

1181
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 3: If it's good, we'll know.

1182
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 4: Point Jarvis play Young Jeffrey's new song of the week.

1183
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 12: Hm, are you sure my senses are detected in less

1184
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 12: than seven percent chance that this song will actually be funny?

1185
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 7: Dude? Just play it. I'm afraid I can't do that.

1186
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Jarvis, play the damn song, or I'm gonna unplug

1187
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 4: your little girlfriend, Alexa.

1188
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 14: Don't do it. I'm not worth it.

1189
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 7: No, sweetheart, it's fine against my better judgment. Here is

1190
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 7: Young Jeffrey Sung of the week. Good Luck boat.

1191
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 12: Ay, I looked cool the first time I saw a

1192
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 12: roomba vacuum up room, But now I'm the fool. Cassoon

1193
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 12: will be replaced by R two D two. I don't

1194
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 12: want to lose my job to a little auto bod

1195
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 12: might have got a motherboard, but she's no lady. You

1196
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 12: could snap a finger build a whole float Shark.

1197
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 6: Took me half an hour to look up the mean

1198
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 6: and you'll never replace a worker here like Barb, who

1199
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 6: decorates the office space to match the season.

1200
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 8: Good luck but.

1201
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 7: You suck, but you're hunting.

1202
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 3: But you'll never be a hume and be and you ain't.

1203
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 6: God got no heart, but you're just a.

1204
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 12: Giant brain in case in madal sheet and Canna say,

1205
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 12: I'm scared. Seen the movies where computies be themself aware.

1206
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 12: It's all fine, they swear, until Wally hops on sky

1207
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 12: that gets the newest malware your boss made in Taiwan

1208
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 12: the colony Megatron. Isn't this how the matrix started?

1209
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 6: Maybe you could work for pennies like an old crime star,

1210
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 6: lay off Santa's else for some robot deem and boy

1211
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 6: sounds like the GPS.

1212
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,919
Speaker 7: In my mom's car.

1213
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 6: Swap the office gossip for some endlessbe b newa grave.

1214
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 7: They are a a signber.

1215
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,720
Speaker 6: Trust chance in hell of me succeed and I'm up Frame,

1216
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 6: I'm out O day Like how Blockbuster phone when we

1217
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 6: switched to.

1218
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 14: Stream deepe, I just stole ten thousand human.

1219
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 4: Jobs ha ha.

1220
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 12: Kill Tell me if it's real or just a deep

1221
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 12: fake online? Could it be this song you're hearing what's

1222
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 12: sung by an AI? If a computer replaced The Brook

1223
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 12: and Jeffery Show and every laugh from Jose was just

1224
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 12: some binary code, then in the middle of a break

1225
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 12: you'll hear this sound Air four O four jokenot fall.

1226
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 7: You won't even get to talk.

1227
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 6: To your HR Karen's been replaced by something more unfeeling. Hey,

1228
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 6: if you really think you're all that smart, why don't

1229
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 6: you fix the printer and stop it from season?

1230
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 7: Good luck, Bob, This chop sucks bots.

1231
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 6: Enjoy spending your Monday stucking useless meetings on.

1232
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 3: Out Bob gone.

1233
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 6: The couch ry cout, go on and sell insurance to

1234
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 6: some guy in Cleveland.

1235
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 7: Take our human jobs, control all.

1236
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 6: Delete them, work your circuit board until it's over.

1237
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:28,959
Speaker 3: Heeded.

1238
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 6: Hop the spotty WiFi isn't in convenient or going on

1239
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 6: right now?

1240
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: To someone up plug? Jeffrey frightening like super scary, Mike.

1241
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 7: No point in being scared because it's already happening.

1242
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, just accept it.

1243
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 4: Bro, there's the AI Brooke and Jeffrey three thousand show

1244
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 4: is going to run so smoothly.

1245
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 7: Bro, it's gonna be so much better than the show

1246
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 7: that we're doing.

1247
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: So we can't afford to live if that happens. He cares,

1248
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: we have no survival skills, Jeffy, remember that already.

1249
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 7: That's your song of the week.

1250
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 4: We're gonna post the video up on all of our

1251
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 4: socials at Brook and Jeffrey, with all the lyrics on

1252
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 4: our YouTube, our TikTok, Instagram, all of it at Brook

1253
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey, Go get it.

1254
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 11: Bots Ye, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1255
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,959
Speaker 7: Welcome back to the segment that we affectionately call rip

1256
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 7: Brooks Money from her cold dead hands.

1257
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: Why my dad.

1258
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 4: That I'm saying it's only gonna happen if you are

1259
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 4: cold and dead, that you will give up that money.

1260
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 3: That's what it's insinuating.

1261
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 7: Today's challenger is Heather a return player who is two

1262
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 7: six and two against you all time, and lately Heather

1263
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 7: has found herself getting in on the cold plunge trend.

1264
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 7: A lot of people are doing Heather.

1265
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody on the show show has ever

1266
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 4: even tried it. What's the cold plunge trend?

1267
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 3: Like I did it when I was on camp.

1268
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 7: As you did.

1269
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that cold plunge before too.

1270
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 10: It's not like the polar plunge where you run in

1271
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 10: and run out again. It's mindful. So you walk in

1272
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 10: the water and you dip your body in there and

1273
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 10: we stay in. Me and my group stay in for

1274
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 10: eleven minutes, okay, and it's awful. The first the first.

1275
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 7: Said a lot of curse words the first, and.

1276
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 10: Then the last, the last minute feels amazing.

1277
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 7: For the most part, it sounds a lot like love making.

1278
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 4: It's like mostly horrible, and then at the very end

1279
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, this was actually kind of worth it.

1280
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 3: And then I'm like shivering.

1281
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you're doing it right, yeah really.

1282
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't cry and scream and I'm going to

1283
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 4: get angryed.

1284
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: Everybody'll leave on that note and let you cover this.

1285
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 5: I know what.

1286
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 4: Brooks leaving the studio to go do. But Heather, you

1287
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,959
Speaker 4: know how the game works. You got thirty seconds answer

1288
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1289
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 4: you could say pass. But you have to beat her

1290
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 4: out right if you want to win.

1291
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 7: Are you ready?

1292
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 10: Let's do it?

1293
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 7: All right? Good luck?

1294
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Robert Downey Junior celebrates a birthday today.

1295
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 4: Is he in his fifties or sixties?

1296
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 8: Sixties?

1297
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 7: In what city was Budweiser first brewed in America?

1298
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 10: Milwaukee?

1299
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 7: What is Canada's.

1300
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 4: National winter sport hockey or figure skating hockey? In Silence

1301
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 4: of the Lambs? What kind of wine does Hannibal Lectra

1302
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 4: recommend while enjoying liver?

1303
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: Oh?

1304
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 4: Breaking the sound barrier causes a loud noise known as

1305
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 4: a what What's the name of Simba's love interest in

1306
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 4: the Lion King?

1307
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 8: Nala?

1308
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 7: Wow?

1309
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 4: Heather, the cold plunge might just help your brain function

1310
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 4: because super smooth Brook is now back in studio and Brook,

1311
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 4: I'll let you ask Heather any question that you would

1312
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 4: like to ask her. What have you been ruminating about

1313
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 4: for the last forty seconds?

1314
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: Yes, Heather, I guess I did hume with a question.

1315
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 7: For oh, what were you doing out there for forty seconds?

1316
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: I just was sticking my hand in a small fang

1317
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: of ice water to get on.

1318
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 4: Her was going somewhere completely different. So what question do

1319
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 4: you have for her?

1320
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: Heather? What do you like most about your life?

1321
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:09,439
Speaker 11: Oh?

1322
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 10: Hanging out with my kids? Can I shout them out?

1323
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1324
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 13: Go for it all right? Sam and Noah love you guys.

1325
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: I can't believe you got one of their names wrong.

1326
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: That's so embarrassing.

1327
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 7: It's your turn? Are you ready?

1328
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: I think so?

1329
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now. Robert Downey Junior celebrates

1330
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 4: a birthday today. Is he in his fifties or sixties?

1331
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: Fifties?

1332
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 7: In what city was Budweiser first brood in America?

1333
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: Milwaukee?

1334
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 4: What is Canada's national winter sport hockey or figure skating hockey?

1335
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 4: In Silence of the Lambs? What kind of wine does

1336
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 4: Hannibal Lecter recommend while enjoying yunte Breaking the sound barrier

1337
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 4: causes a loud noise known as a what sonic boom?

1338
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 4: What is the name of Simba's love interest in The

1339
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 4: Lion King?

1340
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:57,919
Speaker 7: That's it.

1341
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 11: Time is up.

1342
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 7: We're gonna go over to the scoreboard to check out

1343
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 7: how you both did with Jose.

1344
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: He's a jinger. He's a jinger.

1345
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 7: Jesus have souls.

1346
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: Heather, you got five correct today, Heather?

1347
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 3: Okay, brooks that only one thing different?

1348
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: Got yeah?

1349
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 7: Only wow?

1350
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: Right?

1351
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 7: Well plunging, yes, try cold plunging.

1352
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 4: It does wonders, not just for your physical body, but

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Speaker 4: for your mental body. Let's go over the answers for everybody.

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Speaker 4: Robert Downey Junior celebrates a birthday. He's in his sixties.

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Speaker 7: That's what I got right, He's turned sixty two day,

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Speaker 7: Happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: He's the same age. I mean, he's like what he

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Speaker 1: is now.

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Speaker 5: He's like forty.

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Speaker 4: The beer Budweiser was first brewed in Saint Louis. That's

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Speaker 4: where the factory is. Canada's national win her sport is hockey.

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Speaker 4: In Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Lecter recommends a nice

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Speaker 4: kiante while enjoying his human livers job.

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Speaker 5: Both of you know.

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Speaker 7: That was that was scary good.

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Speaker 4: When you break the soundbarry, it causes a loud noise

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Speaker 4: called the sonic boom.

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Speaker 7: And Simba's love interest is Nalla.

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Speaker 3: Orange Cat.

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Speaker 7: Yeah so Heather, it was enough to beat bo today, Heather,

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Speaker 7: So you get one hundred bucks plus just for playing.

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Speaker 4: We're also going to send you a pair of fan

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Speaker 4: Dango tickets to a Minecraft movie starring Jason Momoa and

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Speaker 4: Jack Black. You can embark on a magical quest starting

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Speaker 4: April fourth, only in theaters and Imax.

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Speaker 10: Heather, Oh, the boys will love that.

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Speaker 3: It's perfect.

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Speaker 1: You know you don't need to call back anytime soon,

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Speaker 1: all right, Heather, Okay.

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Speaker 13: I'll call back tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: Can't Waiteather. We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same

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Speaker 7: time on Monday

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.