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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings only on the new

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six by one. Hello, Hi, this is Peekins.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from doctor's office. I was looking for Joey.

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Speaker 1: This is Joey. Hey, Joey, how you doing. I'm really

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Speaker 1: glad that you called. Oh sorry to sound so cheery there.

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Speaker 1: I just looked down to see what I was calling for,

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Speaker 1: and I've got three results from a recent STD test

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Speaker 1: that you took, so I need to go over the

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Speaker 1: one second. Let me I've been waiting for this call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet um hold on, let me just look at something.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh hey, Joey, hang on one second for me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh oh thanks for holding this as Alexis. How can

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Speaker 1: I help? Hi? Alexis says is Joey. I was I

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Speaker 1: guess transferred over to you. I was supposed to get

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Speaker 1: the results of an STD test. Okay, what's your lasts name? Joey? Okay,

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Speaker 1: one second, I bring it up. Oh, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to transfer you to the doctor. One moment wait, I was,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, what is going on? Hello? This is doctor?

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sir, Hello, this is doctor. How may I

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Speaker 1: help you? I've been transferred twice. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: get the results of my STD tests, but no one

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Speaker 1: will talk to me. Everybody's on hold. Okay, um, I

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Speaker 1: did you say STD test, sir? Yes, being a bit

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Speaker 1: of a naughty boy. Are we better than I am doing?

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Speaker 1: For sure? Okay, let me just quickly look up some records.

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Speaker 1: I might put you on hold again. I know you

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Speaker 1: said you don't like that, but here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold me on hold again. I've been put on twice

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Speaker 1: hold twice already. Oh yeah, no, I was just talking

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Speaker 1: to him. I was just talking to him. Yeah. It's

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Speaker 1: the super kind, like the bad kind, like the real

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Speaker 1: bad kind of super kind. So I don't know. I've

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Speaker 1: never really broken news somebody like that before. I'm not

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Speaker 1: on hold anymore. Hello. Hello, Yeah, this is joe I'm

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Speaker 1: not on hold anymore. So what super hold do I have? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god, don't do that. Oh thanks for holding this

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Speaker 1: as Alexis. How can I help you? Hi, Alexis, this

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Speaker 1: is Joey. Please don't put me on hold. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? I don't know. Nobody will tell me.

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Speaker 1: All I heard is this guy talking while I was

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Speaker 1: supposed to be on hold. As I have something super

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Speaker 1: and won't tell me what does. Somebody needs to super

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Speaker 1: hurry the up and tone what's up? I bet you're

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Speaker 1: not having a super nay right now? Huh? Mostly because

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Speaker 1: of you guys. Somebody to hurry the up and tell

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Speaker 1: me what I have? Are you feeling super sad, supper,

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Speaker 1: super naughty? Not really? What's going on? Hello? This is

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Speaker 1: doctor office and I am doctor. How may I help you? Hi?

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Speaker 1: It's Joey. No one will tell me going on. All

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Speaker 1: I've heard is I have super something and nobody's saying anything.

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Speaker 1: You need to tell me what's going on right now?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you first officer, you definitely don't have

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Speaker 1: super something. I've never heard of that disease, and I'm

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Speaker 1: a doctor, so I've heard of a lot. What is

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Speaker 1: your last name again? Doc? Yes? Talking to Are you

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Speaker 1: talking to the guy with the super bug? He doesn't

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Speaker 1: really know what he has? Pete? It was the super

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Speaker 1: one super day? Is that what you're saying? No? Super

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Speaker 1: I should probably I can hear all of this, right,

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Speaker 1: I should come down that way. This is so inappropriate

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Speaker 1: to be doing this with someone on the phone trying

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Speaker 1: to get the results. The positively taking office Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: like I said, just like I said, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: This guy doesn't know what he's talking about? The doctor everyone,

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Speaker 1: this is my practice. I'm the doctor, Harry Lexus degree.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like this is so appropriate

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Speaker 1: and unprofessional. If he's doing this with a client on

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Speaker 1: the phone, you know what's appropriate. Just trying to get

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Speaker 1: everybody test. I'm not the one who should be giving

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Speaker 1: this information. Who is going to tell this guy having

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Speaker 1: to talk to him hundred times when I positively negative?

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Speaker 1: Positively negative? Okay, hello can you positively negative? Did you

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Speaker 1: hear that? Hello? You're positive? Well? What just tell me

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Fine, I'm just gonna tell him. Fine, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. There's this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: and Alex and Evan from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. Your friend Crystal set you up.

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Speaker 1: She told us how you guys hooked up, and then

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Speaker 1: the next day, as a prank, she told you that

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Speaker 1: she has an STD and that you should go get tested.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, she actually made me go to the doctor

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Speaker 1: and get tested. And this was a joke the entire tar. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said she planned it for the moment you guys

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Speaker 1: hooked up. Oh my god, so I don't have an STD. No,

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Speaker 1: she wanted us to also tell you that she doesn't

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Speaker 1: have one. Yeah, so you're good. Oh man, hey, but

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Speaker 1: there is one thing she wanted us to tell you,

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Speaker 1: and that is kind of important. Okay, what wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubile phone pranks? We'd say mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties,