Speaker 1: Hey everybody, it's me Matt Rogers, letting you know. Tickets
Speaker 1: are on sale now to see me on tour, the
Speaker 1: Prince of Christmas Tour, that is, I'm doing my whole
Speaker 1: album have You Heard of Christmas? Plus a lot more
Speaker 1: with the whole band all throughout December. Go to www
Speaker 1: dot Matt rodgersofficial dot com to see me in a
Speaker 1: city near you.
Speaker 2: And now Lost culch drums look mare, Oh, I see
Speaker 2: you my own look over there is that culture? Yes, goodness,
Speaker 2: Lost Culture.
Speaker 1: Ding dog Lost Cultures is calling a wash in culture
Speaker 1: a wash.
Speaker 3: I am under water. I'm in the dunking tank of culture.
Speaker 1: First things first, okay, first real first, the first things first,
Speaker 1: I'm the realist. I want to tell everyone where I am. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm in a hotel in Austin. It's the same hotel
Speaker 1: that the real house, probably a Potomac State in on
Speaker 1: there bad trip to Austin. They had a bad series
Speaker 1: of episodes in Austin and they stay at this hotel
Speaker 1: and I'm still gagged.
Speaker 3: It was like five episodes in season. At that point,
Speaker 3: I had like fallen off. I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: like the vibe here. Yeah. Well, first of all, mal
Speaker 3: state a for I don't think so Mony. I'm back
Speaker 3: to that. I don't think so mony. Gisell fucking Bryant,
Speaker 3: that fucking lady.
Speaker 1: She definitely tried it this time.
Speaker 3: I just tried it well in a way that's like
Speaker 3: a straight up lie. I don't want to I don't
Speaker 3: want to get in the muck with these fucking people,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 1: It feels like you're mousking it up.
Speaker 3: Well, I've been in the muck with Giselle since the beginning,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Producer Beck is saying, Okay, no,
Speaker 3: but I do. Well, yeah, we can all get in
Speaker 3: the muck, but you know, I will make an exception
Speaker 3: in this case because I'm happy to get back into
Speaker 3: the mud.
Speaker 1: Hit Well, stay tuned for that one. At the end
Speaker 1: of the episode. We're getting in the muck of it all.
Speaker 1: I just hope I'm staying in MIA's bed. At least
Speaker 1: someone's known.
Speaker 3: Do we stand?
Speaker 1: Mia? Can I tell you something? Bowing? I can't help it.
Speaker 1: Every time Mia Thornton comes on screen, I'm smiling. I'm happy.
Speaker 1: And Jacqueline as well.
Speaker 3: Well, we love Jacqueline. I just finished this week's episode.
Speaker 1: I actually haven't seen this week's episode. Yet, so didn't
Speaker 1: do something absolutely absurd?
Speaker 3: Yes, and actually in a way that is really deeply
Speaker 3: painful to her children.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, all right, let me let me she
Speaker 1: literally no, Can I just spoil it for you? Yesee?
Speaker 3: What happens? She goes, she's with her kids, Gordon's about
Speaker 3: to come, and she goes, okay, so you know how
Speaker 3: mommy and daddy are getting a divorce. And then the
Speaker 3: kids go, No, what she didn't she like saved it
Speaker 3: for the camp. This woman is not like po tracking
Speaker 3: anything about her children. She doesn't want. She's in the
Speaker 3: name of protecting their innocence quote unquote, is like communicating
Speaker 3: with them in a way that is so that is
Speaker 3: that is bad that I think like will have repercussions
Speaker 3: in the future. And I really these sweet children, I go, God,
Speaker 3: damn it, your mom is like your mom is a
Speaker 3: broken person obviously, but like for her to you know,
Speaker 3: pass this down is really tough to watch. Literally, while
Speaker 3: the cameras are rolling, I can't stand me at Thornton.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: She could never be angik, she could never be eduk No,
Speaker 1: by the way, no one could, no one, no one
Speaker 1: could every any Supreme.
Speaker 3: There's a new Supreme.
Speaker 1: There is truly, deeply a new Supreme. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, as someone who currently has high body count hair,
Speaker 1: I am so happy to have this expression have. When
Speaker 1: was the last time we had something at this magitude? Honestly,
Speaker 1: the last time we may have been given this much
Speaker 1: of a gift was probably probably receipts proof timeline screenshots.
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City is just quite simply the best show
Speaker 1: on television.
Speaker 3: It's one of the best shows ever to be broadcast
Speaker 3: on television in the under one hundred year history of
Speaker 3: the plot of the medium.
Speaker 1: Wow, to think it's under one hundred years old. What
Speaker 1: are we going to do for the hundredth birthday of television?
Speaker 1: We have to throw the party.
Speaker 3: We have to throw the party. We will do a list,
Speaker 3: We'll do a countdown. Salt Lake City spoiler alert, number
Speaker 3: one show to ever ever exist.
Speaker 1: High body that's a high body count hair, that's a
Speaker 1: high body count dress. This is not high BodyCount hair.
Speaker 1: That's not high BodyCount. Here I look like a mother.
Speaker 3: And then for leasy to go okay, but you do needmotique,
Speaker 3: batik o, cabritique, whatever it was.
Speaker 1: I honestly What a perfect episode. Honestly, you never could
Speaker 1: have known from Meredith pitching her bot Mitzvah in the
Speaker 1: very first episode that it would pay off in this way.
Speaker 1: And then Meredith's calling back security security at the end.
Speaker 3: What security security? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I can leave. I weigh I weigh ninety pounds. What
Speaker 1: does she say?
Speaker 3: There was so much happ the last five minutes. I
Speaker 3: was telling you were on a flight, but we were
Speaker 3: on the group chap. The group chat was popping off,
Speaker 3: being like, oh my god, this week's episode of Salt
Speaker 3: Lake is one for the damn books. And I was
Speaker 3: telling you the last five minutes are peak, yes, peak,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: To say nothing of Mary coming late and peaking through
Speaker 1: the windows. I saw a TikTok because of course I did,
Speaker 1: because the true genius artists are really working on TikTok.
Speaker 1: That's really the medium where the true genius artists are
Speaker 1: working now. It was to Taylor Swift's song looking People's Windows,
Speaker 1: and it was Mary just like peaking. Man, I like
Speaker 1: them some dreams. Weirdo.
Speaker 3: God, Mary, I'm Cosby is the Taylor Swift of America
Speaker 3: in a way.
Speaker 1: Did you know that we are the top saved story
Speaker 1: on Mary's Instagram profile. It's you and I doing art,
Speaker 1: It's you and I talking about her on the iconic
Speaker 1: four hundred We are the first save story on her
Speaker 1: Instagram profile, and it says iHeart with an heartmog radio
Speaker 1: with I think she thinks that we were. She clearly
Speaker 1: doesn't know that minute show of what fuck this all is?
Speaker 1: Why would she? She has way more important things to
Speaker 1: deal with. The important and unimportant things in her life
Speaker 1: are much more important than this podcast. I would I
Speaker 1: would disagree with that, and I would say that she
Speaker 1: thinks that she thinks that we are iHeart Radio mouthpieces,
Speaker 1: because this is iHeart Radio and a little Heart and
Speaker 1: it's us doing our entire thirty seconds on Mary m Cosby.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. Little does she know we've done a
Speaker 1: whole episode of this podcast based around her.
Speaker 3: Twelve days of culture when maryam b take the World Stage.
Speaker 1: Day number two, Day number two.
Speaker 3: Day number one was the opening of the first McDonald's Yeah.
Speaker 3: Day number two is Mariam Kaser six the World Stage,
Speaker 3: and then number three was the I.
Speaker 1: Think five was Jaws Eats the Girls.
Speaker 3: Jaws Eats the Girls.
Speaker 1: Twelve was when Tendo world ended. I don't remember. We'd
Speaker 1: have to go back and look. But that's of course
Speaker 1: our greatest work.
Speaker 3: I have to ask you, what is the life of
Speaker 3: a boring singer songster? Like in the year twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: I am having the best time of my life. This
Speaker 1: is probably my favorite tour I've ever done. The vibes
Speaker 1: are immaculate between me and the boys, the band, the
Speaker 1: audiences are giving everything. I just performed in Atlanta. I'll
Speaker 1: perform an I guess Austin actually the night before this
Speaker 1: comes out. So sorry y'all if you're in Austin and
Speaker 1: you missed it. But I'll be in Philly and New
Speaker 1: York and bust In this weekend. I'm having the best time.
Speaker 1: And then I felt so stupid, though, bo because I
Speaker 1: put up this Instagram post which was like these like
Speaker 1: nice pictures that my friend Doug Krantz took on the show,
Speaker 1: and I put it up and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: having the unequivocal best time in my life, et cetera.
Speaker 1: And then someone posted like below it, like is this
Speaker 1: an Eras tour thing? And I was like, oh God,
Speaker 1: not me posting in the same like tenor as like
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift on the like the finale of the Erastour.
Speaker 1: I promise I'm self aware about this whole thing.
Speaker 3: Wait, I understand what the person was trying to.
Speaker 1: Call out, though, like just being like they were like,
Speaker 1: this is such an aroostour post. And I had to
Speaker 1: sit back and laugh because I was like, wow, I
Speaker 1: gave a Swift Diggan caption. Y you know how she
Speaker 1: does how she gets on and she's like.
Speaker 3: Totally yeah, yeah yeah. But I'm also I don't know
Speaker 3: how much she owns the concept of posting a carousel
Speaker 3: of photos from the show, and no she doesn't.
Speaker 1: But someone said that it just made me laugh, That's
Speaker 1: all I was saying.
Speaker 3: Of course, I have no sense of humor.
Speaker 1: I'm in my bag, as it were. I'm having the
Speaker 1: best time. Please come out to the show. I really
Speaker 1: am having the best time.
Speaker 3: By the way, everyone, First of all, Sleigh, you are
Speaker 3: so lucky to be able to see this man perform.
Speaker 3: I love this slutty Christmas Fierro look.
Speaker 1: I literally texted Michael Fisher I said, I want to
Speaker 1: be like slutty Christmas Fuerrero. I think that would be
Speaker 1: a fun reference for everything that's going on in the
Speaker 1: culture and you know it being the Prince of Christmas Tour.
Speaker 1: It felt like synergy and he came through like he
Speaker 1: always does. Shout out to Michael Frimbrody. I feel very
Speaker 1: slutty Christmas fierrero.
Speaker 3: And slutty white pant Sierra, which is a very important
Speaker 3: Broadway stage version visual.
Speaker 1: It's a throwback. It's a nod. Speaking of Wicked, which
Speaker 1: I saw a third time last night, I took the
Speaker 1: band to go see what he first time seeing it. No,
Speaker 1: he had seen it before, Ethan before, but it was
Speaker 1: my bassis Jordan Richards's first time seeing it, and my
Speaker 1: drummer Derek Swink he had seen it before.
Speaker 3: Darren Swink, Yes, iconic.
Speaker 1: Iconic drummer, father of One Rider and he is now
Speaker 1: and he's like he was saying, I'm now an Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande super fan. He was like, I think she can
Speaker 1: do anything. I was like, well she can and true.
Speaker 1: Congrats to you. You're in a Golden Globe nominated film,
Speaker 1: Arianna Cynthia. Congrats on your nominations everybody. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is an Awards juggernaut bo.
Speaker 3: It is in incredibly cool to see these people get
Speaker 3: the recognition. I will not be going to the Golden
Speaker 3: Globes unfortunately, Bomber. Why I am protecting this Japan trip
Speaker 3: at all costs.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you should. You must go to Japan.
Speaker 3: I'm not. No, there's I love the Globes. No, you've
Speaker 3: been the question mark I went when in was the
Speaker 3: HFPA days. Now that we're in a post HFPA in
Speaker 3: last year's globes were such a smash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were great, and he is going to be fantastic.
Speaker 3: Nikki will be so oh some of our friends are
Speaker 3: writing for it. I think, oh great, yeah, but I
Speaker 3: will unfortunately not, even though I mean should I I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: No, Bowen, you should go to tell everyone what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Tell everyone what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Japan on New Year's Day for two weeks,
Speaker 3: a little under two weeks. It's my number one bucket
Speaker 3: list place. I'm splurging the house down. I need this trip.
Speaker 3: You deserve it, thank you. You absolutely should go. I
Speaker 3: mean listen. The first of all. By the way, Bowen,
Speaker 3: I think you're gonna have many Golden Globes invitations in
Speaker 3: your future and other cool things that you know. These
Speaker 3: are just fun nights. Of course, you've done a lot
Speaker 3: of celebrating Wicked. You've done a lot of celebrating of
Speaker 3: everyone's work, and I think everyone knows how excited and
Speaker 3: how it's grateful you are to be a part of it.
Speaker 1: And you also contributed so much to it already. You
Speaker 1: don't need to be there. You can go to Japan
Speaker 1: and have a fucking time at Tokyo DisneySea.
Speaker 3: I looked it up. It's hard to do both parks
Speaker 3: in the same day, and I think I only have
Speaker 3: one day. Should I do Disney See or Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Well, we could go through the rides and attractions later
Speaker 1: off air and talk about which ones I think would
Speaker 1: be best for you know, but I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: a really tough question. Think about this, though. You can
Speaker 1: go to Disneyland any in the world, anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1: You can't really do the Disney Sea thing. Yeah, the world,
Speaker 1: but that's like a state of the art, innovative thing
Speaker 1: that only they have. And when are you going back?
Speaker 3: I think very often, Okay, if I have my brothers.
Speaker 1: Well we'll prepare for the the druthering of just the
Speaker 1: one trip. But anyway we can get into that after
Speaker 1: because I do want to help you. I want to
Speaker 1: help you do with.
Speaker 3: That and I have I have a trip to pitch
Speaker 3: you for the spring.
Speaker 1: Okay does it rhyme with smrill in yes? Period? Oh
Speaker 1: you know I'm interested ant.
Speaker 3: I Okay, Wait, can we just speak on the.
Speaker 1: Golden Globes nominations for a second because they came out
Speaker 1: today and I just want to say one thing because
Speaker 1: I feel like we have not given the shine to
Speaker 1: one particular performer who fucking deserves.
Speaker 3: It, Mikey Madison.
Speaker 1: No, well, Mikey Madison, I think is a superstar and
Speaker 1: love and by the way, I'm super excited to see
Speaker 1: all these nominations in all this love for yourro Borisov
Speaker 1: who is in the movie. He was fantastic and the
Speaker 1: way he held the space with her in that last scene,
Speaker 1: their chemistry, it's not easy to just give like a tender, open,
Speaker 1: available performance like that. It's also a real genuine feat
Speaker 1: in casting, which I think that movie deserves a casting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which I keep saying every year in a year in
Speaker 1: and year out, there should be a casting oscar because
Speaker 1: of movies like Anora Brilliant by the way, Sebastian Cannelly.
Speaker 1: Our friend is in Anora. He plays the bat toe
Speaker 1: the toe truck guy. At the end, he gets into it.
Speaker 1: This is why this movie needs a casting oscar, because
Speaker 1: they find the right actress from the right random places,
Speaker 1: bring them in and like create this ensemble which is
Speaker 1: so real and memorable. To say nothing of all the
Speaker 1: dancers in that movie are all extremely well cast, like
Speaker 1: waw and just to find like Mikey Madison, who's been
Speaker 1: doing great work, et cetera, and now she gets this part.
Speaker 1: Now she's going to be a superstar. So so slaying
Speaker 1: red carpets, crushing them.
Speaker 3: Amazing, amazing person.
Speaker 1: But what amazing person. But what I want to say
Speaker 1: and who I want to shout out is Kristin fucking Miliod.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kristin Miliatti on the Penguin is giving
Speaker 1: one of the best not only one of the best
Speaker 1: performances of the year obviously, but one of the best
Speaker 1: performances in like DC Batman history, up there with Heath
Speaker 1: Joaquin Michelle Pfeiffer, Like she is truly crushing this role,
Speaker 1: like Superiod, so so dangerous and yet like emotional and
Speaker 1: fun and surprising and like all the things like Kristin
Speaker 1: Miliotti every single time she's in anything like gives a
Speaker 1: stunning performance and is memorable and is just also a
Speaker 1: cool person. And I hope she wins She's up there
Speaker 1: with like legends, she's in that kind of go with
Speaker 1: like Jodie Foster or Kate Blanche, Kate Winslet, like Naomi Wah,
Speaker 1: And I hope she takes it.
Speaker 3: I really hope she takes it. Yeah, God, I'm behind, but.
Speaker 1: This is on watching things.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but this is uh, this is classic tales
Speaker 3: all this time. For me, it's hard, but this is
Speaker 3: why I treasure these episodes. It is where you give
Speaker 3: me the download.
Speaker 1: I'm really just saying, like that is a performance that
Speaker 1: is worth say recognition with full test and then you know,
Speaker 1: outside of that, like kind of was the usual suspect,
Speaker 1: although they're very globesy, it was a little bit like okay,
Speaker 1: like prey to the famous people.
Speaker 3: Totally, let's see what else is there in the culture
Speaker 3: this might y'all are r kpfs. This might be a
Speaker 3: quick one, maybe a quick little episode, you know, not
Speaker 3: super quick, But I'm just saying, like.
Speaker 1: Bol wants to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: No It's just we've we've both got busy days.
Speaker 1: What are you doing today?
Speaker 3: We have a call, I have to go do vo,
Speaker 3: I have to go to pitch and then figure out
Speaker 3: my week and then I have to go to a
Speaker 3: benefit tonight. That the one the only Carrie Mulligan, Mumford
Speaker 3: and Sons are hosting. They host this every year the
Speaker 3: West Sale through their charity work.
Speaker 1: So give me is there a connection? But when Carrie
Speaker 1: Mulligan and Mumford and Sons, is she married to one
Speaker 1: of them?
Speaker 3: She's married to Okay, oh, she's married to Marcus Mumford.
Speaker 1: She's worried to. So she's Carrie Mumford.
Speaker 3: She's Carrie Mumford.
Speaker 1: That would make her even more British to me.
Speaker 3: Well, oh, then Mulligan's a pretty British name.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, But there's something about Carrie Mumford which is even
Speaker 1: more British, like you can hear it, like you would.
Speaker 1: She would immediately get dame status if she were to
Speaker 1: change her name to her legal married name of Mumford,
Speaker 1: Carrie Mumford, she'd become Dame carry Mumford.
Speaker 3: You think her keeping her own name is what's keeping
Speaker 3: her from the dame hood.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying that she would immediately elevate. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like Carrie Mumford. There's something about it that
Speaker 1: says dame to me. Carrie Mulligan is also a dame.
Speaker 1: She might just have to wait a little bit longer
Speaker 1: than Carrie Mumford.
Speaker 3: I feel like Marcus Mumford. Great Carrie Mulligan. The first
Speaker 3: time I heard that name, I went, I was like, well, whoever,
Speaker 3: this fucking person is the best. Believe I to go
Speaker 3: see an education by myself in college.
Speaker 1: You know, I remember you being very affected by an education.
Speaker 1: In fact, I remember when you made your Instagram bio.
Speaker 1: I am as pretty as Ryn confirm she's I've always
Speaker 1: adored this person.
Speaker 3: So I just have a busy day. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. But I don't want to truncate
Speaker 3: this episode. I love spending time with you. Of course, yes, clearly, Hey,
Speaker 3: so what else? What else is in the culture? I'm asked,
Speaker 3: let's talk about the shooter?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: You want to talk about the shooter? Hello? Everyone, This
Speaker 1: is Matt just jumping in here quickly to say that
Speaker 1: we recorded this episode and then about an hour later
Speaker 1: they did catch the shooter. Yeah, so this episode is
Speaker 1: going to be a little bit of a time capsule
Speaker 1: to a time when we did not know who this
Speaker 1: person is and the Internet was not absolutely flooded with
Speaker 1: commentary about him. So enjoy a trip back into time.
Speaker 3: Just incredible. The monopoly money in the backpack.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what was that about.
Speaker 3: He's just like pranking and trolling the cops. Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: It's incredible. It's also so fucking bleak that NYPD is
Speaker 3: basically like the third biggest army in the world and
Speaker 3: had not tracked down a killer call a spade a
Speaker 3: spade shooter has killed someone with an unusual weapon and
Speaker 3: a silencer that is meant to kill livestock that is
Speaker 3: meant to kill pigs specifically, which is also another poetic
Speaker 3: layer to this mm.
Speaker 1: Hm, and they can't find him. Makes you think, is
Speaker 1: this a conspiracy episode? Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Apparently they've found someone in Pennsylvania with ammunition and fake
Speaker 3: ideas that matched the description of the shooter and they
Speaker 3: are questioning him now. But I mean for basically six
Speaker 3: days as of this record, like this, this guy just
Speaker 3: topped on a bus at the Port Authority it's a
Speaker 3: it's amazing. Damn damn.
Speaker 1: Well, the Port Authority is incredibly hard to navigate for absolutely,
Speaker 1: like even people that really are from New York, like you,
Speaker 1: you get why. Even NYPD is like, now wait where
Speaker 1: am I going? Because the Port Authority is tough. The signage,
Speaker 1: the signage, it's all just very confusing, you know. It does.
Speaker 1: He does look a little bit like Shallow May.
Speaker 3: Uh, shallow May.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: I feel like he has this Sebastian stand quality to him.
Speaker 1: Mmmm.
Speaker 3: You know from that angle, just a darkness but a charm,
Speaker 3: much like Sebastian.
Speaker 1: A darkness but a charm. Mm hmmm, darkness but a
Speaker 1: charm is title of app A darkness but a charm
Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about aarras for it's an end of
Speaker 3: an eras.
Speaker 1: Did you watch any of it?
Speaker 3: I watched her final bow and the speech that she
Speaker 3: gave at the end, which was very very touching, very beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No announcement, no Reputation TV announcement, no Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: TV announcement. I thought because I was watching the surprise
Speaker 1: songs and when she started with a place in this World,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, here we go it's happening. I
Speaker 1: was like, we're going to see it matched up with
Speaker 1: something from rep then she went another way. It was
Speaker 1: kind of cool how in the acoustic section she was
Speaker 1: able to pretty much like get all of the eras
Speaker 1: in there. I loved New Year's Day, New Year's Day
Speaker 1: depending on the manuscript with the story isn't mine anymore.
Speaker 1: I was like, Jared, Actually, I was texting it with
Speaker 1: Jared and he said, in all caps, she's going to
Speaker 1: end on but the story isn't mine anymore. Watch and
Speaker 1: then she did true Taylor Swift Seer Jared.
Speaker 3: Frieder prognosticator Jared Frieder, Yeah, absolutely, he holds that title.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he did it. He did it on that one, No,
Speaker 1: I guess. And now now the the re releases are
Speaker 1: stretched into the New Year, and something we did not
Speaker 1: think would happen.
Speaker 3: No reflections on the Aeros tour, reflections on maybe probably
Speaker 3: the I can't imagine this getting replicated anytime soon.
Speaker 1: No, I actually was wondering. I was like, how does
Speaker 1: what does her next tour look like? Like? Does she
Speaker 1: just tour an album again? Like it like it? I
Speaker 1: think it's going to be something she in her mind totally.
Speaker 3: Does she do like a lover festesque thing where she
Speaker 3: does like a few cities but many dates, But then
Speaker 3: does that feel like not even as expanse nearly as
Speaker 3: expansive as aeros Tour?
Speaker 1: You know when you say that, like lover Fest, that
Speaker 1: makes me feel like, what if she did do her
Speaker 1: own like three day festival. She could do that, Like
Speaker 1: she's an industry enough where she could like do a
Speaker 1: Coachella all of her own where it's like she had
Speaker 1: opening acts on each day for three days and then
Speaker 1: came out like and did three shows in a row
Speaker 1: and it was like that. It seems to me like
Speaker 1: the next way someone like as like industrial and as
Speaker 1: you know, prolific as her, like that she could do
Speaker 1: something like that because that community would absolutely descend on
Speaker 1: Indio totally.
Speaker 3: But it feels like, I mean, how many people ended
Speaker 3: up being what was the total sort of like reach
Speaker 3: or sales? I know it's two billion, but it's like
Speaker 3: how many how many people ended up seeing her total?
Speaker 3: I'm like, how like does she want to outdo that?
Speaker 3: But in like that sort of like festival format. It's
Speaker 3: it's interesting, she has a lot of ways to go
Speaker 3: and I just I think she would do the festival
Speaker 3: like in multiple locations, yeah, and travel with that, but
Speaker 3: not be quite as like, I don't know, like three
Speaker 3: days here, three days here, like you know, something, something
Speaker 3: with a different flavor.
Speaker 1: Flavor flavorful new festival touring.
Speaker 3: What if album twelve was called flavorful?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the flavorful era. I've been thinking for
Speaker 1: a very long time about flavors and how my favorite
Speaker 1: flavor could not be narrowed down to just one. I
Speaker 1: love the cherry flavor. I even love grape, and no
Speaker 1: one likes grape. When someone can I let me stop
Speaker 1: everything right now. When someone's favorite flavor is grape, what
Speaker 1: what do you do? Run for the hills. They're the killer.
Speaker 1: They are the They're the CEO killer. Trust me. When
Speaker 1: they find the CEO killer and they interrogate him and
Speaker 1: they slam their hands down on the table with their
Speaker 1: two palms like this, and they say, to your favorite flavor,
Speaker 1: he's gonna say grape, grape okay, And they're gonna be
Speaker 1: like you sick fuck. Go to the cheer good to
Speaker 1: the cheer fry, Am fry this grape lover.
Speaker 3: Fry this grape lover. Hold on now back up the
Speaker 3: flavors tour.
Speaker 1: What flavor is each arrow?
Speaker 4: Go?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is so fun. Okay, debut is vanilla?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I love vanilla.
Speaker 1: Look, okay, I did not mean to I love vanilla.
Speaker 1: I get very excited about Vanela. I order it often.
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, these these are all like first saw
Speaker 3: and I'm shooting from the head flowerless like a honey Yeah,
Speaker 3: like a little honey yogurt with some cheese seed.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 3: Uh and then speak Now I'm gonna say, is like
Speaker 3: a gold leaf berry cheesecake.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're being very artisaal about this, and then continue
Speaker 1: to be so thank you red.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, that's gotta be cherry cherry or cherry or
Speaker 3: like a like a cinnamon spiced latte, nutmeg. And then
Speaker 3: on nineteen eighty nine, well.
Speaker 1: That has to be cotton candy flavor, cotton.
Speaker 3: Candy flavor, or like cotton candy dreams, cotton candy dreams.
Speaker 3: That's good cotton candy reputation. Oh that's gonna be black licorice.
Speaker 3: Ooh bitch polarizing.
Speaker 1: Yes, especially sweetish, especially at first you squished of European
Speaker 1: and you know, thick and sugary dark dark D d
Speaker 1: A with apostrophilver it like tar rq E. And that's
Speaker 1: the way we're gonna spell dark in the title of
Speaker 1: this episode darkness. What was it?
Speaker 3: Darkness? It was something a darkness and a charm darkness
Speaker 3: and a charm d apostrophe A r q.
Speaker 1: U E N E S S. Yeah, and that's not
Speaker 1: lost Colt smelling Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So now you Era and the lover Era, Well,
Speaker 3: that's con candy dreams to me.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: Can you go back to nineteen eighty nine and give
Speaker 1: it another Yeah? I shouldn't have been you.
Speaker 3: I should No, no, no, you're okay girl. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty nine is blue gatorade? Holy fuck, hater raid no, no,
Speaker 3: I love blue gatorade. Oh are you doing a lot?
Speaker 1: Did you ever go to a football game in high
Speaker 1: school and put a little vodka in your blue gatorade?
Speaker 3: Honey? The cops are coming to your Austin hotel room.
Speaker 1: Wait, arrest this man. We think he had too much
Speaker 1: fun in high school. Two hands down on the table,
Speaker 1: flavor blue gatorade with a little vodka.
Speaker 3: You fuck Send him to the chair, but kiss me first. Wait,
Speaker 3: it's no I this is the final nineteen eighty nine flavor.
Speaker 3: This is the flavor that I'm gonna lock in. Give
Speaker 3: it diet coke, Chris clean, sharp, flavor and perfect. It's
Speaker 3: like you could you listen to it every day, you
Speaker 3: could taste it. I can have it every day. Can
Speaker 3: I tell you something before you say the rest of
Speaker 3: your flavors? Last night at Wicked in Austin, Texas, where
Speaker 3: everything and let me stress, this is as bigger I had.
Speaker 1: I ordered a large slurpeye as I'm want to do.
Speaker 1: It was bigger than my head. I swear to you this.
Speaker 1: The coke slurpee was this big. I am literally I'm
Speaker 1: literally doing it.
Speaker 3: I'm shaking.
Speaker 1: It was and okay, Bowen, so was I because I
Speaker 1: was a little get this stone ten milligram edible for
Speaker 1: the for the film. I had never seen Wicked. Really
Speaker 1: high was it? If I took me on a ride?
Speaker 1: I think I cried again. It's my favorite number. I
Speaker 1: was physically shaking because I drank this huge had to
Speaker 1: be had to be ninety ounces of coke slurpey to
Speaker 1: the head so fast because I was so excited. During
Speaker 1: the beginning of the movie that I literally I was like,
Speaker 1: am I having an anxiety attacker? Had to drink my
Speaker 1: coke bit too fast. I was shaking. I could feel
Speaker 1: Jordan my basis next to me, being like, are you okay?
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think any of that is
Speaker 3: medically advisable.
Speaker 1: I had to tell myself to calm down. I was like,
Speaker 1: Matt stop because then I started to get like, my god,
Speaker 1: I think I got too high and drank the coke
Speaker 1: up perchiefus because then I was like afraid of the movie.
Speaker 1: I was like, you've seen it. It's also wake up.
Speaker 3: Well you know what I'm about to do for like a,
Speaker 3: oh I got too high moment? Well, just in terms
Speaker 3: of THHC. I'm like, WHOA, Like I need that, And.
Speaker 1: Honestly was very humbling because I didn't think I could
Speaker 1: still get there right, But wow, did I get there.
Speaker 1: I was like, I thought you were christ.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're a tank usually Am, But I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you who's a bigger tank. Is that Henry Kupersky
Speaker 1: character the weed that he and Ethan have. My god,
Speaker 1: I was like, where did you get it?
Speaker 3: That's that's them being upstate wearing little you know, of beanies.
Speaker 5: I don't know, they haven't been there in so long
Speaker 5: they live, but that's the vibe and the and the
Speaker 5: and and and Nick can vouch for this for themselves. Okay,
Speaker 5: so they're forever giving up to Okay, so you've corrected
Speaker 5: it to diet coke.
Speaker 1: So cotton candy is lover I totally agree. Every time
Speaker 1: I think of a cotton candy, I think, excuse me,
Speaker 1: why is a long It's been a long time coming, right, It's.
Speaker 3: Been a lot of time coming. And then folklore, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say, is.
Speaker 1: Coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the thing. Folklore is like a summer
Speaker 3: summer NIGRONI, something deep but also kind of open. You'r
Speaker 3: you've never heard of that ice cream flavor summer NEGRONI. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you need to open up an.
Speaker 1: Ice cream shop. Do you have the bandwidth? Yeah? Totally
Speaker 1: I get you know, that's what the call is later
Speaker 1: in the day, Yeah, yeah, we're calling about our ice
Speaker 1: cream shop.
Speaker 3: And then evermore is gonna be like a holiday.
Speaker 1: Hm hmmm mm hmmm, like alout, like a yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a like a dark Christmas stout, A dark Christmas stout.
Speaker 1: That's fun. Tis the damn season?
Speaker 3: And then and then midnights. I'm gonna say, is.
Speaker 1: Oh, is it on the nose for it to be
Speaker 1: like lavender or something like? Is it totally no?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not on the nose. I think it's
Speaker 3: like a lavender has some dairy in it, magnesium, like
Speaker 3: kind of like concoction like something you something You're like,
Speaker 3: I want to knock the fuck out in a healthy way.
Speaker 3: But it's midnight.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: She put an narcotics into all her creamy and and
Speaker 6: that's why you're a stupid Oh can you talk about
Speaker 6: tortured Poets and what flavor it is?
Speaker 3: Tortured Poets? Is hospital hospital potato like a hospital No? No, no,
Speaker 3: like like like yeah, like hospital mash, hospital mash.
Speaker 1: I don't agree with this. This is the only one
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come out hard against.
Speaker 3: Go what do you want?
Speaker 1: I think Torture Poets is like min chocolate chip. Oh interesting,
Speaker 1: rocky road because of the road that comes out at
Speaker 1: the top of the aristour portion.
Speaker 3: Oh interest, and it was a rocky road.
Speaker 1: The relationship with Mattie Heally, you understand absolutely for not
Speaker 1: the which, by the way, suddenly is my favorite song
Speaker 1: on the album. How did It happen. That's just Taylor
Speaker 1: for you, sneaky songwriting. Now my question to you is
Speaker 1: name the next album and what's the flavor the next
Speaker 1: era and flavor? Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I think she's gonna really try to go for like
Speaker 3: Asian Asian Taylor Asian pear. Asian pear is the flavor,
Speaker 3: and I think the album will be called Asian.
Speaker 1: You should take her to Tokyo with you. Yes, she
Speaker 1: Taylor never did.
Speaker 3: Yeah she did, she did Tokyo.
Speaker 1: No. But what I'm saying is she never did yellow
Speaker 1: face like these other girls.
Speaker 3: She never race baded like other girl.
Speaker 1: She never she never really went there.
Speaker 3: And now we're in a political we're in a post
Speaker 3: political landscape.
Speaker 1: So post political landscape, no one cares anymore? Do yellow
Speaker 1: face again? Girls? Who cares? Oh God, come out with
Speaker 1: your unconditionally performances at the whatever? What performance was that
Speaker 1: that was at.
Speaker 3: The MS or the AS? That was the AS?
Speaker 1: By the way, guess what was confirmed for me? What
Speaker 1: Club thirty three is where Katie and Taylor had there
Speaker 1: falling out.
Speaker 3: Who gave you the confirmation? Can you say?
Speaker 1: I cannot say on this microphone, on this beloved, critically
Speaker 1: acclaimed widely listen to a podcast, how I know. But
Speaker 1: it was told to me that that is the truth.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, by someone in the dance community. I'll
Speaker 1: say that, And then that was.
Speaker 3: The whole sort of crux of the conflict as we know.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, intering. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Interesting again, It's all alleged because me coming on here
Speaker 1: saying confirmed, like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's now come from several different sources
Speaker 1: who claim to know that definitely something went down with
Speaker 1: a glass of milk at Club thirty three. There was
Speaker 1: a breakdown in humor and commune indication between the two
Speaker 1: pop stars who were there at the same time. And
Speaker 1: after that is when she tried to sabotage and Arina
Speaker 1: tour went down. And even if it's not true, it
Speaker 1: is fun to think about how that happened at Disneyland.
Speaker 1: It's fun to think about.
Speaker 3: Gosh, like, huge world shifting events start at Club thirty three. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: And then what I'm trying to say is like they
Speaker 3: can happen anywhere. It can happen with anything, a glass
Speaker 3: of milk, It can happen with a kind gesture you
Speaker 3: give to someone, a smile at the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Yes, these are.
Speaker 3: Wonderful things, you know what. I am back on my
Speaker 3: reading and Dia Tolantino gave her top books of the year.
Speaker 1: Tell us about what they are.
Speaker 3: They are rejectioned by Tony toolt the Moody. They are limitarianism,
Speaker 3: which is I forget the author's name, but she's basically
Speaker 3: writing about how she's making a case for how it's
Speaker 3: a very common sense thing. Actually, it's like we should
Speaker 3: just limit wealth. We should limit extreme wealth rather than
Speaker 3: eradicate poverty. We should limit wealth anyway. And then the
Speaker 3: third book is Charlotte Shane. She's a sex worker and
Speaker 3: she's writing about like how she like fell in love.
Speaker 3: It's very like it's kind of giving a Nora. It's
Speaker 3: like how she fell in love with or like maybe
Speaker 3: how she fell in love with like one particular person.
Speaker 3: But right now I'm on rejection by Tony toolet the
Speaker 3: Moody so readable, But like Giatlatino's saying is out here saying,
Speaker 3: this is one of the greats. He has written the craziest,
Speaker 3: most amazing, virtuastic endings to a short story ever. Ever,
Speaker 3: it's giving fucking Flannery O'Connor, bitch. It's giving Raymond Carver bitch.
Speaker 3: And I'm reading this. I'm going we all need to
Speaker 3: be reading this. Last Culture book Club is in effect. Matt,
Speaker 3: you love this stuff. You would love this. It is
Speaker 3: all about it's called rejection. It's short stories, and the
Speaker 3: threat is as you would assume, like moments of modern
Speaker 3: rejection and how we all see each other as instruments
Speaker 3: on the Internet and not as human beings, and how
Speaker 3: one moment of rupture and rejection will then shape a
Speaker 3: person's entire worldview going forward. And I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: I have not read something this relevant in a long time,
Speaker 3: and I really encourage you all to read it. But Gia,
Speaker 3: we stand you.
Speaker 1: I also a four hundred member member of the Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame.
Speaker 3: Gia did reach out and tell me that the legendary
Speaker 3: Zadi Smith was personally hurt that she was not on
Speaker 3: the Iconic four hundred and that she doesn't feel like
Speaker 3: she is cool enough to be on the Iconic four hundred.
Speaker 3: We are here to say, Zadi, if you're listening, you
Speaker 3: are a legend for all time. You are absolutely in
Speaker 3: the realm of the icon four hundred, and we are
Speaker 3: so sorry that we left you out, or if you
Speaker 3: feel excluded, but you are a fucking genius.
Speaker 1: Zadie Smith, white teeth more like big legend. More like
Speaker 1: big legend that's actually really culture number eight. Zadie Smith,
Speaker 1: Smith White, whitey teeth, more like a big legend. If
Speaker 1: you appeared on a summer reading list from my middle school, Well, actually,
Speaker 1: let me take that back, because I can't say that
Speaker 1: everyone that appeared on my summer reading list in my
Speaker 1: middle school is a legend. But if your name is
Speaker 1: Zadie Smith, it is Zadie Smith.
Speaker 3: Swing time more like slay bitch.
Speaker 1: Let me let me say something bo Let me say
Speaker 1: something to you right now. Zadie Smith. On beauty more
Speaker 1: like on business. Oh my God.
Speaker 3: Zadie Smith and w more like kiss kiss, We kiss you.
Speaker 1: Zadie Smith the autograph man more like the iconic woman.
Speaker 3: God, you're so good at this day. Smith the fraud
Speaker 3: more like the sensation. Zadie Smith changing my mind. We're
Speaker 3: like making me horney.
Speaker 1: Zabi Smith, the wife of Willisdon more like the writer
Speaker 1: of dreams period. We I think made up for it
Speaker 1: right there. I hope that you feel as though even
Speaker 1: though I can't believe that you think this could validate
Speaker 1: you anymore than Oh you are you are a legend.
Speaker 3: Isn't it ridiculous?
Speaker 1: How you have?
Speaker 3: I mean, these are all finalists. This is the thing,
Speaker 3: you know, we don't realize that the finalists. Sometimes the
Speaker 3: finalists are they just want to be in on it.
Speaker 3: And but there is a place for you. You're literally
Speaker 3: a finalist.
Speaker 1: There's a place Somewhere's aady, a place for best. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: can you talk about who I'm calling? Sexy funny kind? Paul?
Speaker 3: Sexy funny kind, Paul. Yes, this is one of our
Speaker 3: great talents, Paul mescal Of course, what a lovely, lovely man,
Speaker 3: and I wish him nothing but the best for the future.
Speaker 3: He is someone who has always delivered things of devastating beauty,
Speaker 3: and he certainly gave us that inexperience and in content
Speaker 3: and performance in comedy on SNL Season fifty, episode eight.
Speaker 1: Wow, I really like the way you said all that.
Speaker 1: What I was thinking as well, in addition, is that
Speaker 1: he looked like he was having fun, which is my
Speaker 1: note as a viewer to all the hosts is like,
Speaker 1: you gotta have fun, you got fun, jump in, splash.
Speaker 3: Around, splash splash.
Speaker 1: I feel like when they're terrified, you can see it.
Speaker 1: Don't say yes to it if you're scared.
Speaker 3: But I don't blame them. I have terrified. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't blame them at all. And what a fun time.
Speaker 3: I mean a great show for the guys and the girls.
Speaker 1: Heidi was amazing in this episode.
Speaker 3: I thought Heidi is incredible.
Speaker 1: I really liked when she said, shahboosy, I'm about to
Speaker 1: show on my shaboossie pussy. I actually couldn't believe it
Speaker 1: made it on the air. It's like that's when you
Speaker 1: remember this is on late Adult Humor.
Speaker 3: Adult Humor. Shout out to the cast. I really love
Speaker 3: this cast. I'm having a love affair with the cast.
Speaker 1: Are you having a good time this year?
Speaker 3: Having a great time this year? And andrews Muke's the King?
Speaker 4: You all?
Speaker 3: I love Andrew James, Austin Johnson The King, Chloe Fyneman,
Speaker 3: the Queen, a Wodham the Queen, Sarah Sherman you know
Speaker 3: about I still actually feel like Sarah's coming back soon.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say because I took the one episode
Speaker 1: where I was taking a break and like then I
Speaker 1: turned around and you booked the legend for the week.
Speaker 3: I was like, I did not mean to do that.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't anything that you did. I was just like,
Speaker 1: because I remember saying to you. Then I was like,
Speaker 1: we need to book her again asap. And so now
Speaker 1: is the time we need the Squirm back because who
Speaker 1: more do we want to hear about Salt Lake City
Speaker 1: then than the Squirm?
Speaker 3: No, and then she also has the encyclopedic acknowledge to
Speaker 3: remind us all that Carlton cursed Kyle Richard's computer or something.
Speaker 1: Wait, Sarah. I also heard Sarah's out here claiming that
Speaker 1: she loved Antik before everyone else.
Speaker 3: That's not true.
Speaker 1: It's not true at all, the Witch.
Speaker 3: No, No, it actually is true because Sarah Gilestium and
Speaker 3: I were at Sarah's celestium where my guests for the
Speaker 3: Watch It Happens Live that I did with Njik. It
Speaker 3: was anti K's first I remember, well, yes, and I
Speaker 3: remember going into that Watch it Happens Live thinking told
Speaker 3: the story all the times, but I was just like,
Speaker 3: oh Anngiek whatever, Sure, yeah, but then I went in
Speaker 3: and was just so utterly charmed, charmed her, Electra and Sean.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is a beautiful family, and then
Speaker 3: Sarah's lust and I were like, wait, we stand Angie now.
Speaker 3: And ever since it's been we've been only been validated.
Speaker 3: We love you, ANGIEK so much.
Speaker 1: Angie. It has been a joy. And this, by the way,
Speaker 1: hasn't By the way, her being in conflict so intensely
Speaker 1: with Meredith has not lessened my love for Meredith Marks
Speaker 1: at all. Meredith, thank you for your service. We love you,
Speaker 1: we appreciate you, and all the ladies of Salt Lake
Speaker 1: City all. It's just that in the totality, while your
Speaker 1: personal experience may be bad, it is an incredibly enjoyable
Speaker 1: experience to watch ANGIEK rise. I reached out to Andy
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, Andy, have you ever been
Speaker 1: so blown away by the rise of a housewife? And
Speaker 1: he confirmed he is ecstatic with anjik and he told
Speaker 1: me this is an exclusive. Andy told me that the
Speaker 1: rest of the season stays this good, and that the
Speaker 1: finale and the reunion both are hitting his words, stellar
Speaker 1: and deliver.
Speaker 3: That is something that we as an audience did not
Speaker 3: I would say expect, given the explosive finale last year.
Speaker 1: I think we're in for something just as good in
Speaker 1: a different way. By the way, can I also say
Speaker 1: I would invite Brittany back? Brittany is Brittany is also Chinese.
Speaker 1: Brittany gives you a very specific function on the ships. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's very good with her high body count hair. She
Speaker 1: has high BodyCount hair. Her tech talks are getting crazy.
Speaker 1: Beca says, in what way, Becca elaborate on how Brittany
Speaker 1: Bateman's tiktoks are getting crazy? All right, I had to
Speaker 1: come of mic for this. Basically, she is a secret
Speaker 1: theater kid and she's saying she's been just doing these
Speaker 1: like amazing singing videos like these, Becca, not too much
Speaker 1: on theater kids. Let me just warn you right now,
Speaker 1: I am like a closet theater kay, for sure.
Speaker 3: But it's just been crazy.
Speaker 1: People are like, girl, get off this app stop singing
Speaker 1: like we don't want to hear.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, don't tell her, don't silence Britney babes
Speaker 5: for you paid.
Speaker 3: But the comments are mean.
Speaker 1: It makes me sad.
Speaker 3: No, I'll see lot.
Speaker 1: But she is posting a lot, a lot of singing.
Speaker 1: You got a beautiful voice.
Speaker 3: She's an amazing voice. She is one of our great
Speaker 3: Disney cast members Disneylan, she was Disney World, she was Orlando.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, Yeah, yeah, yeah, well she definitely was
Speaker 1: like truly playing the lead roles, like the entreen roles
Speaker 1: of the Disney Girls. I just like her because I
Speaker 1: love anyone who says I have never been so offended
Speaker 1: in my life in a tone like that, what about me? Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys, this this is crazy, what about me? It's
Speaker 1: funny because she's saying these big statements like I have
Speaker 1: never been so offended in my life, but this is
Speaker 1: like a Disney princess. Yes, yes, yes, I used to
Speaker 1: raise my voice in a way it will harm it. Hey,
Speaker 1: I have never been so offended in my life. I'm crying.
Speaker 3: You said that I sleep with ten ten guys.
Speaker 1: Ten guys. I said three, three guys, three guys.
Speaker 3: That did bother me though, And I'm sorry. I gotta
Speaker 3: put Bronwyn on the block again.
Speaker 1: You and you you have been coming. Really, God, it's
Speaker 1: like you're not a fan.
Speaker 3: These tiny tweaks to the truth, Adam, And it is.
Speaker 3: It is a form of I don't know, like I'm
Speaker 3: not to say the word. It is a form of
Speaker 3: g of gas gas lighting.
Speaker 1: I'll say it for you she went back to this
Speaker 1: she did, and like for her to immediately fuck over
Speaker 1: Brittany like that in that moment, I'm like, see, you
Speaker 1: think you're being fun and messy, but it's actually like
Speaker 1: it's it's too hyper.
Speaker 3: Aware of the cameras.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Angie K is perfectly perfectly situated in her awareness.
Speaker 1: All right, here's what I'll say. I get calling out
Speaker 1: Brohnman for her behavior, which was definitely a little scorched
Speaker 1: earth like fuck it, I'm film like I'm throwing my
Speaker 1: hands up him just starting fires to start fires. But
Speaker 1: had she not, we would not have gotten MGK getting
Speaker 1: kicked out by Meredith Socarty. We wouldn't have a lot
Speaker 1: of the stuff. We wouldn't have had high body count hair.
Speaker 1: Had bron When not made moves in that moment, So
Speaker 1: I don't know, like bron when was she chaotic evil
Speaker 1: in that moment? Yes? Was it net good for the episode?
Speaker 3: Yes, she thinks she's chaotic evil, she doesn't have it
Speaker 3: And listen like, so you know how like you can
Speaker 3: sum up a guy's vibe by saying that he's a hello, milady,
Speaker 3: like I think she's a takes several seats, I think
Speaker 3: that's her.
Speaker 1: She's a white lady. Saying she's a white lady saying.
Speaker 3: Takes several seats exactly.
Speaker 1: She did say who child at one point, and I go,
Speaker 1: all right, that's enough. I don't know. Is who child
Speaker 1: not something a white woman from Salt Lake can say?
Speaker 1: Married to a man named Todd?
Speaker 3: I don't think so well.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm clean up the dog Douchie in
Speaker 1: your house first before you dip into the particular. Remind me,
Speaker 1: are all her dogs named after breaking bad characters? I
Speaker 1: don't know what show is it. There's some show that
Speaker 1: her first episode. We have to find this out. Bronwin
Speaker 1: Newport dog names? Can we just get? Honestly, that should
Speaker 1: just be the title of episode bron Win Newport dog names? Okay? Oh?
Speaker 1: House of Cards? How they're all House of Cards characters?
Speaker 1: Which it's so funny to me?
Speaker 3: Is there not a darkness with no charm there?
Speaker 1: Listen? I am not a Bronwin hater. I'm actually a
Speaker 1: bron Win fan. I'm a Bronwin Newport fan. I think
Speaker 1: Bronwin Newport is exactly the type of real housewives. She's
Speaker 1: here to stay and she and I'm great with that.
Speaker 1: I just she's your villain of the show. She's your villain.
Speaker 3: Absolutely she is. Absolutely she is. And but look that
Speaker 3: means that means she's doing well, like she means met
Speaker 3: a villain.
Speaker 1: Love it. I love it and Angie Kay in the
Speaker 1: one spot.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm not out here being a full Bronwin hater.
Speaker 3: I just you know, it's it's like, you know, people
Speaker 3: feel strong things about these people, and I feel like
Speaker 3: I have an insight into that, Like however people feel
Speaker 3: about It's like SNL cast members, It's like we're just comedians.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, these are just housewives. But you know,
Speaker 1: have your opinion. That's what makes the world go around discourse.
Speaker 1: It's actually Ruler culture number thirty one. That's what makes
Speaker 1: the world go around discourse.
Speaker 3: I got to ask, was there a vibe between you
Speaker 3: and Jake Shane on Therapusty A vibe like a sexual vibe.
Speaker 3: I think people reached out to me and said, are
Speaker 3: they're flirting?
Speaker 1: He had a very brotherly vibe. I am extremely warm
Speaker 1: to him, and I think he'd be a fabulous guest
Speaker 1: on this podcast.
Speaker 3: He would be a fabulous guest on this podcast. This
Speaker 3: is my thing, So this is a phenomenon now, because
Speaker 3: you even saying that I had a vibe with Sean Evans,
Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh, what's what's going on here? Like I
Speaker 3: think there's a lot of suffusion from the outside end
Speaker 3: being like there's a vibe, and I'm like, no, there wasn't.
Speaker 3: Same with you and Jake, same with me and Ams
Speaker 3: on Catti his podcast, Who's the Asshole? And everyone's like
Speaker 3: there was a vibe, and I'm like, no, I think
Speaker 3: we were just being two gay guys. I don't think that.
Speaker 1: In fact, I established pretty quickly up top. I was like,
Speaker 1: because I do feel this way about him, He's like
Speaker 1: a little brother to me. I was like, I see
Speaker 1: him out here. He can't because of two reasons. He
Speaker 1: can't help it. Yeah, and he doesn't know his words,
Speaker 1: but he does know his heart, and I've been seeing
Speaker 1: him out.
Speaker 3: He doesn't he does know his words. He's I find
Speaker 3: him very smart, very funny, and he's so he's so
Speaker 3: interesting too. I stand. I love Jake.
Speaker 1: I had the best time on that podcast, and you
Speaker 1: should listen to it if you haven't. Therapists. But I
Speaker 1: told him, I was like, you need to come on
Speaker 1: Lost Coach because Boone would adore you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love him. I was supposed to go. I
Speaker 3: was supposed to do it and I was in LA
Speaker 3: but I just didn't have time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's it's a must. You would have a
Speaker 1: fabulous episode with him. And I can't wait to welcome
Speaker 1: him to the pod because allegedly, are you coming to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles?
Speaker 3: Not until feb problem.
Speaker 1: But you are coming in feb I think, so when
Speaker 1: is all of the cool SNL stuff happening in February?
Speaker 1: Like the Radio City of it All is that announced?
Speaker 3: It is February sixteenth, the week the week of So
Speaker 3: I guess it's the week of February tenth. But then
Speaker 3: I would have to be back in New York for
Speaker 3: that week.
Speaker 1: That might be right after I wrap a thing and
Speaker 1: I might be able to come.
Speaker 3: Could be fun. They're not giving us plus ones.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well I didn't think so.
Speaker 3: I mean, because it's like it's literally like a million people.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, of course, Yeah. I meant by come, I
Speaker 1: meant come to New York and do my own thing.
Speaker 1: That's what actually I had meant by that. I just
Speaker 1: meant that I could see you, like maybe a couple
Speaker 1: of days after once you're down and everything that I
Speaker 1: meant when I said that.
Speaker 3: I can't and you can't. I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well you have my information, and you know
Speaker 1: I want to pitch to the readers. I had an
Speaker 1: idea to do an entire episode of this podcast, which
Speaker 1: is as if.
Speaker 3: Bone and for the first time. Yes, I think that's
Speaker 3: a great episode. And then that's a full like first
Speaker 3: date vibe, not like romantic date, but it's just like
Speaker 3: our first time meeting.
Speaker 1: Well I don't know, bo, you just took it off
Speaker 1: the table. Damn, Oh my god, no way.
Speaker 3: Well now wait wait you just took it right off
Speaker 3: the table. Well rp kfs, let us know what you
Speaker 3: think of that premise. I think that could be very fun.
Speaker 1: I think we have to film it. Like I come
Speaker 1: in and I'm like, Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Finally I've heard the best things. I am a fan.
Speaker 1: Oh or should I come in like and not know
Speaker 1: you at all? And like I sit down and it's
Speaker 1: just like, so tell me what you do. And then
Speaker 1: you tell me you're on SNL and I have to
Speaker 1: react to.
Speaker 3: That, right, and then you tell me about no good
Speaker 3: deed and then what was Lisa Kudro like, way.
Speaker 1: I will tell you all all the tea.
Speaker 3: I think it could be very fun.
Speaker 1: It comes out tomorrow, you guys, if you're listening to
Speaker 1: this on Wednesdays, no good deed comes out. I guess
Speaker 1: tonight at midnight, it's gonna be so great. And I
Speaker 1: get this. So I went to the premiere. It was
Speaker 1: the night of my first show in LA and that
Speaker 1: was a busy day, but I really wanted to make
Speaker 1: time to go to the premiere for two reasons. One,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of it and wanted to celebrate it.
Speaker 1: And two I found this shirt that I loved. I
Speaker 1: was thrifting with Greta on Melrose and we walked into
Speaker 1: this place called Lost Days and I found this shirt,
Speaker 1: this like silk blue shirt with skulls on it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I love this shirt and they were like,
Speaker 1: come on, now, get the cart out, and I said,
Speaker 1: all right, I think I have somewhere to wear it.
Speaker 1: And I really wanted to wear it, and I got
Speaker 1: to wear it. So I was at the premiere and
Speaker 1: I said to Lisa Kudro, I said, listen, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you do podcasts but if you do like Bowen,
Speaker 1: and I would absolutely love to have you on the podcast.
Speaker 7: And she goes okay, yeah. In her like Lisa West,
Speaker 7: She's like, oh yeah, okay, cool, let's do it. I
Speaker 7: was like, oh yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: Putting it out there, and I talked to Linda, who
Speaker 1: said she was like, do you know, I was going
Speaker 1: to have that be my first podcast, but you were
Speaker 1: out of town. I was like, okay, we'll figure that
Speaker 1: out too. Linda would be Linda's first podcast. She does
Speaker 1: well because when we were on stand Now she asked
Speaker 1: about the podcast. She's so nice, by the way, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I actually think out of everyone on the cast,
Speaker 1: the person I was the most gagged for was actually
Speaker 1: Linda Cardelini. Like I I told her at the end
Speaker 1: of shooting when I had I only have one scene
Speaker 1: with her. It's actually in the first episode, but I
Speaker 1: told her at the end when we were done, I
Speaker 1: was like, this was so cool. I am such a fan.
Speaker 1: And she was like like that so kind. But she
Speaker 1: had asked about the podcast and asked about you, and
Speaker 1: she asked when we get started and stuff, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, we would love to have you.
Speaker 1: And she was like well, you know, I don't really
Speaker 1: do a lot of podcasts, and I was like, totally
Speaker 1: respect that, Like she is the character actress, like she's
Speaker 1: just so fucking good, et cetera. But she goes I
Speaker 1: was gonna do the podcast. I was actually gonna do
Speaker 1: a podcast for like the first time, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we have to make it work, So putting that out
Speaker 1: there as well, putting out their four names Linda Cardellini,
Speaker 1: Lisa Kudro, Lady Gaga, and Selin Deon and Angie K
Speaker 1: and Anik. Should ANGIEK be the third third housewife ever
Speaker 1: on the pod? Yes? Should we try to figure that
Speaker 1: out for next week? Yes, ANGIEK virtual episode. This is
Speaker 1: officially a call out.
Speaker 3: We hope it happens. If not, no worries King Becca
Speaker 3: is on it.
Speaker 1: She just said, texting Anna, all right, I think it's hyper.
Speaker 3: I don't think Sonny.
Speaker 1: I think so too, because I think this episode ended
Speaker 1: up going even longer than Bowen wanted it to go,
Speaker 1: because he had so expressed earlier wanting to be really sure,
Speaker 1: but that I think he had so much fun with
Speaker 1: me I did.
Speaker 3: I always love my girl. I'm excited to see you
Speaker 3: this weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna well, I'm gonna go to SNL. Yes for Gracie.
Speaker 1: I love Gracy, Gracy, congratulations, I love and all your success. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want to go first, because we already know
Speaker 1: what yours is? Yeah, I do, I do, I do?
Speaker 1: All right, So this is this is I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, Bowen Yang. And by the way, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey is a one minute segment where we
Speaker 1: rail and rant against something in pop culture that we
Speaker 1: just don't find savory. And this is Bowe Yang. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. As time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey.
Speaker 3: Giselle brian Ooh, I should have known that you could
Speaker 3: not have maintained my goodwill, much less the wider, greater
Speaker 3: goodwill of the people, which is the audience that watches
Speaker 3: your show. The real has as a potomac for very long.
Speaker 3: I enjoyed the time we had. I enjoyed this little period.
Speaker 3: But you God, having the fucking curse of talking to
Speaker 3: Robin Dixon on the regular and saying actually eyes about
Speaker 3: our friend Joel Kim Booster, actual documented lies, and we've
Speaker 3: seen the receipts and the proof that since whatever, there's
Speaker 3: just proof that you not even like twisted the truth
Speaker 3: a little, but you full on made shit up about
Speaker 3: this whole situation between you and ten seconds about his
Speaker 3: fucking genitalia, Like, don't do that, Like I'm not going
Speaker 3: to talk about your kids, I'm not going to talk
Speaker 3: about your body. Don't fucking talk about my friend like that.
Speaker 3: Five second, you fucking suckubist.
Speaker 1: I'll call you that.
Speaker 3: You're a demon from the mouth of hell and I
Speaker 3: hate you.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute certainly interesting for her to go
Speaker 1: on and on about body shaming and then get on
Speaker 1: her parlay and talk about the size of someone's hiness
Speaker 1: on a television show. You are a total loser.
Speaker 3: You're a loser, period, Like get I was enjoying her show.
Speaker 3: Doesn't me too? And I watched it. I was like,
Speaker 3: cut out the gazelle stuff. I don't really care. I
Speaker 3: really don't care.
Speaker 1: How is she allowed to just say that on her podcast?
Speaker 1: Like no one's gonna say anything about that?
Speaker 3: Well whatever, like your ugly ass house enjoy it's not
Speaker 3: it's still not finished.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she she really got on that podcast and actually
Speaker 1: said those things.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is completely insane. Over a situation that she wasn't
Speaker 1: even involved in, like that was between Joel and Shannon Badoor,
Speaker 1: which you know, maybe it shouldn't have been to begin with,
Speaker 1: but Joel.
Speaker 3: Knows that and knows that, and look like everyone is,
Speaker 3: everyone is going through their own ship. But also like Gizelle,
Speaker 3: you're lying to you.
Speaker 4: Say one thing and do another, and you're lying to
Speaker 4: your fucking stupid ass friend Robin Dixon, who could not
Speaker 4: keep a job on that show because she was bad.
Speaker 3: God, listen, Okay, do you have one?
Speaker 1: Do I have one?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I have one.
Speaker 3: Okay. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so many
Speaker 3: his time starts.
Speaker 1: Now. I don't think so, honey. Ravioli the way I
Speaker 1: always think than you actually are, and you're very easy
Speaker 1: to fuck up. It's extremely easy to overcook ravioli, as
Speaker 1: I find out, you know, very often. And here's the
Speaker 1: thing I'm not saying, I don't think so, honey, the
Speaker 1: good ravioli, If you're the good ravioli at here, I'm
Speaker 1: not talking to you. You continue to be fabulous. What
Speaker 1: I'm talking about is, I don't think so, honey. These
Speaker 1: raviolis that are a little bit overcooked, and especially when
Speaker 1: you bite into it and you get that mealy farding.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't think so, honey, Ravioli.
Speaker 1: I trusted you. I really opened my heart up to
Speaker 1: trust I opened my heart up to trust you, Ravioli,
Speaker 1: and then guess what, you failed me. And also it's
Speaker 1: not the first time food has failed me in the
Speaker 1: past week. Because here I am in Austin, Texas, and
Speaker 1: I had a bad taco. No are you serious, I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to come here and eat the good tacos and
Speaker 1: I had a.
Speaker 3: Bad five seconds good taco.
Speaker 1: Psych it was a bad taco. I don't think it's honey,
Speaker 1: of these foods.
Speaker 3: That's one minute. You really went into a Britney Bateman.
Speaker 3: There have you ever been so offend in my life?
Speaker 1: That's how I talk now that I'm a singerer. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, bad taco, bad bad Ravioli. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: I like you bad pattal On that I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about the good Raveo. I'm talking about the bad one. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess it should have been. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: bad rave featuring bad taco in Austin. I know you
Speaker 1: know what it should have been. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I went bad taco in Austin and that was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was a little bit of like expenditure feta and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. And can
Speaker 1: I say something? And I want to. I want to
Speaker 1: compliment the Delta Lounge because you know what they've added,
Speaker 1: and I do think this was your power scrambled egg grambled.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed this?
Speaker 3: I have adults. Allounge has been slang lately, I said.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying there was a ravioli moment and
Speaker 1: adults a lounge that I believe. I believe the ravioli
Speaker 1: was a little overcooked. And that's as privilege as I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get on this episode.
Speaker 3: I want to say something. I want to put out there.
Speaker 3: Bring back meat or protein filled. I mean, I guess
Speaker 3: cheese counts, but I'm saying, like, I want meaty ravioli.
Speaker 1: I would like that.
Speaker 3: I want start here, Yeah, but I want Chef boyer
Speaker 3: d inspired ravioli, red sauce, meat, shards of meat and
Speaker 3: then meat. What was the taco? What was the taco filling?
Speaker 1: It was just a chicken taco.
Speaker 3: Can I be honest?
Speaker 5: With you.
Speaker 1: The chicken tacos were fine. It was the case of
Speaker 1: da actually that really disappointed me. I was like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, this amateur hour Casadia. Anyway, I won't say
Speaker 1: from where. I don't want to burn down a business.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually have been really I went to
Speaker 1: Rainey Street in Austin. I remember the last time I
Speaker 1: was here. I was like, what the fuck happened to
Speaker 1: Rainey Street? But Rainy Street's kind of back. There was
Speaker 1: live music happening, everywhere was open, the bars team popping
Speaker 1: and had that Austin flavor. I'm actually one of my
Speaker 1: favorite restaurants tonight, which is called Anthem. And you know
Speaker 1: who I'm seeing tonight, Christy Shackleford. Oh my god, Christy,
Speaker 1: which she's in her hometown. Yes, she gets the dream life.
Speaker 1: She gets to live in the city she writin and
Speaker 1: have her family and also win Emmy after Emmy after
Speaker 1: Emmy for John.
Speaker 3: Oliver and give if you're lucky on one year the
Speaker 3: acceptance speech, the acceptance speech for I think Emmy is
Speaker 3: twenty twenty one, several years ago. Yeah, she was God eight.
Speaker 3: We love you, Christy Shackleford.
Speaker 1: She's the best. We used to work together at the ride.
Speaker 1: She was my favorite person to work at the ride with.
Speaker 1: We met in Story Pirates. We remember we would come
Speaker 1: here to Austin all the time. I would usually direct
Speaker 1: those ones and I would put together my dreamcast. It
Speaker 1: was you, Christy, Rachel Winiski, Henry on keys.
Speaker 3: And then Christy would take it, would chose around and
Speaker 3: take us to bars. And then I think she introduced
Speaker 3: me to Torchies Tacos before they expanded.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, were you on the Story Pirates
Speaker 1: trip where I got in the fight with the taco
Speaker 1: truck guy.
Speaker 3: I seem to remember, yes, yes, I was there. This
Speaker 3: is years and years a week because we went to
Speaker 3: that bar where we played like cornhole or something and
Speaker 3: then you go to fight. Yeah, I went missing.
Speaker 1: I went missing because I was really in it with
Speaker 1: the taco truck guy because I handed the guy at
Speaker 1: fording and then he handed me back like three d yes.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, excuse me, like I gave
Speaker 1: you a lot more money than this, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. But I remember
Speaker 1: being really upset because I was like dirt poor at
Speaker 1: the time. Oh, we didn't have money, and I was
Speaker 1: also drunk and started crying like that was that was giving?
Speaker 1: That was giving twenty five years old. We were twenty five.
Speaker 1: Rachel and Knit Si was on that trip too, Yes,
Speaker 1: yes she was. That was that was an iconic.
Speaker 3: That's a fun group.
Speaker 1: When we used to perform in college station.
Speaker 3: Yes, college stationed. Oh my god, Texas A and M
Speaker 3: Is that what that is?
Speaker 1: I think? So yeah, yeah, well I remember it was
Speaker 1: like a college campus and I remember I remember putting
Speaker 1: together like the gayest cast ever to go do our
Speaker 1: like and wait, oh wait, what was that? What was this?
Speaker 3: I remember there was a story where I came into
Speaker 3: the audience and saying.
Speaker 1: You came to the audience because you were like the
Speaker 1: great mother bird and you were like I've said, and
Speaker 1: I played like the bird. That was like trying to
Speaker 1: become a singer or something.
Speaker 3: And then I was not a supportive mother to you.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a dancer and you had never
Speaker 1: been a supportive mother to me. And then you came
Speaker 1: from the crowd and you were like, I just want
Speaker 1: to see I want to tell you that I know
Speaker 1: you're a dancer. We need to find that. That was
Speaker 1: so good and all the kids were like absolutely standing.
Speaker 3: That was a great audience. Those kids were a great crowd.
Speaker 3: They were like they were with it the time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean listen, look for the children, Look for the children. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: get another lost coach, yet another lost coach. We never failure.
Speaker 5: All.
Speaker 3: We should announce now we will be taking a little
Speaker 3: break around Christmas into the new year. Yeah, we deserve
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do an episode next week.
Speaker 3: So what is it?
Speaker 1: December eighteenth will be our last episode, So next week, yes,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna we'll see you back on January fifteenth. Yes,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna get it some nice time off. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna finish my tour and then get some get some
Speaker 1: rest and bowenus gonna have a fabulous time in Tokyo.
Speaker 1: But what we're putting out there for next week is
Speaker 1: that we're gonna end the year with Andrew k.
Speaker 3: That would be so sublime.
Speaker 1: Wow, I think it would be sublime. All right.
Speaker 3: We had every episode with.
Speaker 1: The song oh my god, what will it be today?
Speaker 1: What will it be? Today? 'tis the domn s?
Speaker 3: You could got anything? Weekend? This this Caesar rod ewisode,
Speaker 3: staying on a parent's.
Speaker 1: House and the Road The Room, I Know Taylor's best
Speaker 1: Christmas song.
Speaker 3: Bye Last Culture Actis is the production by Will Ferrell's
Speaker 3: Big Money Players in My Heart Radio podcasts.
Speaker 1: It's created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Ana Hasnier and.
Speaker 3: Hans Sondi, produced by Becker Ramos, edited mixed by Doug
Speaker 3: Babimmie fla Board and.
Speaker 1: Our music is by Henry Komerski. Hey everybody, it's me
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers, letting you know. Tickets are on sale now
Speaker 1: to see me on tour, the Prince of Christmas Tour.
Speaker 1: That is, I'm doing my whole album Have You Heard
Speaker 1: of Christmas? Plus a lot more with the whole band
Speaker 1: all throughout December. Go to www dot Matt Rodgers official
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