Speaker 1: Everybody. Big news that we're excited to share with you.
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Speaker 1: get to the show you Around the NFL Podcast. Wait,
Speaker 1: this is how it all ends, right, Welcome to another
Speaker 1: edition of the Around the NFL Podcast. My name is
Speaker 1: Dan Hansis. I'm coming to you from a city filled
Speaker 1: with heroes in Bunker's Mark Sessler, Chris Westling, Greg Rosithal,
Speaker 1: What is up? Boys? Hey? Dan? Hi, And this is
Speaker 1: a special week. We've got a lot of guests and uh,
Speaker 1: this person is not even really a guest. She's part
Speaker 1: of the family. She's one of the heroes. And uh,
Speaker 1: for the first time ever, I mean, how special is
Speaker 1: this guest not a guest, actually a member of the family.
Speaker 1: She's got her own sanctioned theme song from a contest
Speaker 1: that lasted weeks and came down with one winner. So
Speaker 1: introducing on the Around the NFL Podcast for the first
Speaker 1: time with her theme music, Connie Fox. See crank that up,
Speaker 1: turn that up in my headphones. There's a wolf. There's
Speaker 1: a wolf. There's a wolf. Can't blow your house down.
Speaker 1: There's a wolf. There's a wolf. There's a wolf. Can'd
Speaker 1: of blow out? Don't mess where, don't do it, don't
Speaker 1: do it, don't do stupid, don't messwear, don't do it,
Speaker 1: don't do don't do stupid. God, ay, we could keep
Speaker 1: it going. We could just do that. The whole show
Speaker 1: could just be that. That's fine. Hello, what is up there?
Speaker 1: She is, Welcome back to the show. How you been?
Speaker 1: How you holding up? I know you're doing a lot
Speaker 1: of puzzle work. Obviously you and Gonzo are doing, um
Speaker 1: some improv work and some on camera work together. I'm
Speaker 1: in knowing that you got a lot of cooking. It
Speaker 1: seems like in Connie Fox headquarters. Yeah, well, um, I
Speaker 1: just finished a slice of lemon ricotta cake. Um. I've
Speaker 1: to date now done a pineapple upside down cake, a
Speaker 1: brownie cheesecake, the lemon ricottic cake. I think a pie
Speaker 1: is next. I've been puzzling, and then the network put
Speaker 1: a camera at the house because I think they know
Speaker 1: that if they don't keep me busy, that I will
Speaker 1: continue to post like increasingly more concerning content. So I
Speaker 1: think it's just a safeguard for everyone. They're keeping you
Speaker 1: busy too. On the network side, You're all over the
Speaker 1: television during these times. How about that? Yeah, I did
Speaker 1: a little total access today in fact, I've been doing
Speaker 1: Total Access on Thursday and Friday, Little Mock Draft Live
Speaker 1: on Tuesday. Who knows what's next? I had that up.
Speaker 1: How intrusive is that home cam? Does it watch you
Speaker 1: while you sleep? Well? They told me that I can't
Speaker 1: turn it off? Um, which is concerning. That's how they
Speaker 1: get you. I currently have a shirt over Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a t shirt over it. And then I've just
Speaker 1: connected the audio like twenty seven different ways, so for
Speaker 1: now it's okay. However, however, Rhett Lewis also has a
Speaker 1: home cam at his house and he informed me that
Speaker 1: there was nowhere else to put it except for his bedroom,
Speaker 1: so that is not where line is. And are we
Speaker 1: absolutely certain that there's only one cam that was set up?
Speaker 1: I mean, how closely did we watch this? I right
Speaker 1: now it's to be believed there is only one. But
Speaker 1: this is a crazy mixed uff world, so who knows.
Speaker 1: There was a movie that came out starring Sharon Stone
Speaker 1: and one of the Baldwin brothers. I believe it was
Speaker 1: Billy Billy Baldwin. A lot of people don't remember Billy
Speaker 1: called Sliver. That was about a lot of cameras being
Speaker 1: set up in someone's house without their knowledge. So just
Speaker 1: you know, a radar situation for you. Side note, I
Speaker 1: actually had the soundtrack to Sliver, which the UB forty
Speaker 1: song on it didn't there was one or two it was.
Speaker 1: It was dragged down by it being completely uh, the
Speaker 1: opposite of memorable. I don't know how I Love You
Speaker 1: had the soundtrack. I think it actually had the cover
Speaker 1: of Can't Help Falling in Love on it by the
Speaker 1: UB four by by UB forty, which they made its
Speaker 1: way onto a number of totally ill fated mixtapes that
Speaker 1: I made for like ninth Grade Girls when I was
Speaker 1: also in ninth grade, just to be clear about that,
Speaker 1: which came up on the Throwback podcast their last appearance
Speaker 1: where we went through Mark Sessler mixtape favorites. So dig
Speaker 1: that up out of the archives if you want to
Speaker 1: learn more about Mark's romantic journey then led him to
Speaker 1: the beautiful Simone Sessler. You good call uh YOUB forty.
Speaker 1: Can't Help Phoning in Love is on the Sliver soundtrack,
Speaker 1: a movie whose tagline was like, hey, you remember seeing
Speaker 1: Sharon Stone naked and bass sick instincts? You love this one.
Speaker 1: It's the next one and she's making again. UM so Colleen,
Speaker 1: so great to have you here. It's like a family reunion,
Speaker 1: especially given given the times. And I think we talked
Speaker 1: about it on this show, or who knows, maybe it
Speaker 1: was on our UM our text group which is uh
Speaker 1: labeled a t NTS labeled by Colleen months ago. Um
Speaker 1: that our hang out the Friday before everything got locked
Speaker 1: down has has functionally served as the last time any
Speaker 1: of us had any type of social connection. So to
Speaker 1: get us all get back together again, it feels good.
Speaker 1: It's great. That was like the last supper of like
Speaker 1: happy hours. So here we are. I got like a
Speaker 1: bit of a pot pourri for the show today. I
Speaker 1: think we got a lot of fun stuff to talk about. Um,
Speaker 1: we're going to um get caught up on with everyone
Speaker 1: in quarantine. Let's go around the group, Rick, you included
Speaker 1: a kind of quarantine Mount Rushmore. If you had to
Speaker 1: pick four people, uh to be locked down with shelter
Speaker 1: in place, can't be loved, ones must be living, and
Speaker 1: at least one of the four people has to be
Speaker 1: an NFL figure. I'm just curious what you guys are
Speaker 1: gonna come up with with your list. My list is
Speaker 1: pretty incredible and I'd like to see anybody trying to
Speaker 1: beat it. If I loved one. Can it be like
Speaker 1: people you know? No friends, no anyone that you already
Speaker 1: a consider someone close, like an intimate person like for you,
Speaker 1: for instance, jentle Nick. Couldn't be on your group, couldn't
Speaker 1: be like Grover from Tybee Island. I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly, can't be dead, none of us. We can't
Speaker 1: steal Lakisha from West is what you're saying. It feels
Speaker 1: too intimate at this point. Um and uh. Also, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get caught up on the news with another flash
Speaker 1: with Mark Sessler. Uh and um before that and says
Speaker 1: something he has to get off his chest that can't
Speaker 1: wait for that. We're gonna save that for the end
Speaker 1: of the show. What's on Wes's radar. But before that, Colleen,
Speaker 1: when we were chatting and text you and I earlier
Speaker 1: this week, you had mentioned something that had started to
Speaker 1: evolve out of your inner self over the time of
Speaker 1: this lockdown. You want to explain a little bit to
Speaker 1: the audience. Well, I I texted Dan and I said,
Speaker 1: is it weird that I'm starting to have feelings for
Speaker 1: Andrew Cuomo and I don't think that that is necessarily
Speaker 1: original at this point. I think other people are feeling
Speaker 1: that as well. But it's almost like an Andrew Anthony
Speaker 1: duo that has evolved in my life of Andrew Cuomo
Speaker 1: and Anthony Fauci. Uh, two guys who I would have
Speaker 1: previously never really looked looked twice at, and now they
Speaker 1: have really just invaded my living room and I feel
Speaker 1: like they're here almost every day. And so, yeah, having
Speaker 1: some weird feelings, it's not an invasion. If they're welcome,
Speaker 1: you're just opening the door right up. For there's for
Speaker 1: Chris Cuomo, I mean, who looks very much like Andrew Cuomo,
Speaker 1: who's on television UM prominently also and and left out
Speaker 1: of your love interest pool. Well, I'm I'm feeling a
Speaker 1: little bad for Chris right now because he's quarantined in
Speaker 1: his basement with the virus. H Yeah, he's got the
Speaker 1: rownas So it's been my feelings have been more directed
Speaker 1: towards uh, the leader of New York right now, although
Speaker 1: you know the continued disrespect of our governor, Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to Central casting for like
Speaker 1: a hot governor, UM, who didn't make maybe as many
Speaker 1: mistakes as as Cuomo. Is that who you're catching feelings for? Greg? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm going newso big fantom. Wait, let me
Speaker 1: google him. I want to get a good look at him. Though,
Speaker 1: good look at Come on, you don't know what our government.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's been on top of now, I mean
Speaker 1: it's time to take a good look at him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Hello damn. He's six three two. It seems
Speaker 1: like he'd be like a sit official in like one
Speaker 1: of the Batman films. Basically, Gregg, you and Newson would
Speaker 1: be such a great couple. He's that aulking Goliath and
Speaker 1: he'd be on his arm anyway. That's uh, that's who
Speaker 1: we're catching feelings for during the lockdown. And now it's
Speaker 1: that time flash with Mark Minko. Thank you Demon. Will
Speaker 1: the NFL draft be undone by a gaggle of Luddites?
Speaker 1: With April's draft just weeks away and set to operate remotely?
Speaker 1: Adam Schefter reports certain coaches in front office staffers are
Speaker 1: reluctant to have faceless tech nerds in their home while
Speaker 1: the coronavirus does its thing. A point of view not
Speaker 1: shared by the Demon who loves when strangers enter his
Speaker 1: living space for casual small talk, fellowship over a potluck
Speaker 1: summer and maybe just see what the night leads to,
Speaker 1: right demon, just read the news Jet Jerk. Meanwhile, Bengals
Speaker 1: coach Zach Taylor says all options are on the table
Speaker 1: when it comes to X starting quarterback Andy Dalton. The
Speaker 1: Glowing ginger Man has other thoughts, though, with one Bengals
Speaker 1: insider telling us that Dalton wants to start elsewhere under
Speaker 1: a new contract that would allow in quotes, dead presidents
Speaker 1: to rain down from every room in the house. It's
Speaker 1: a workplace tactic made popular by our very own Tiny Box,
Speaker 1: who currently makes more than every staffer on this show
Speaker 1: combined time six while doing puzzles with a man in
Speaker 1: the bathrobe. The Colts runner Nahem Hines is expected to
Speaker 1: get plenty more action this upcoming autumn for the Athletic,
Speaker 1: not the case for the Demand. Following his better Half
Speaker 1: soft reboot in a Household a Drift with Big Toddler
Speaker 1: energy in Hollywood, his Jets quarterbacks Sam Donald about to
Speaker 1: follow in the footsteps of Broadway Joe. Donald's name has
Speaker 1: been discussed for a lead role in the much anticipated
Speaker 1: follow up to Y two k's indie hit chokol Lot,
Speaker 1: with a working title of chocol Lot Overdrive. The rule
Speaker 1: would require Donald to learn French from scratch and tumble
Speaker 1: into a heated love triangle with fifty six year old
Speaker 1: Juliette Boa Five year old Judy Dench. Not a problem
Speaker 1: for Donald, according to Hollywood Power agents Brian Lord, noting
Speaker 1: Donald has been, in quotes, a huge Dench guy for
Speaker 1: years and doesn't see age when looking at a female's
Speaker 1: overall makeup. You know, the d Man is happy for Sam,
Speaker 1: but at the same time turning green with envy. After
Speaker 1: spending the better half of two thousand and six founding
Speaker 1: The Dench Boys, a member's only fan club dedicated to
Speaker 1: tracking Dench as many on and off screen love affairs,
Speaker 1: with reports every twenty minutes on a very slow newsday.
Speaker 1: This is Mark Sessler with your twenty sports update. Thanks
Speaker 1: make mant what happened to? What's that? There's a body
Speaker 1: bag on the floor and I'm in it? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: am a little concerned. You know. We launched the Flash
Speaker 1: in honor of w w F A N and the Makeman.
Speaker 1: Who's the best guy and he gets canned? Days later,
Speaker 1: a little bit of a correlation. I'm a little worried
Speaker 1: about that. I mean, i'd go down the Jamis Winston
Speaker 1: Route and just say, you know, I'd take it as
Speaker 1: a compliment, But I don't feel good about what it
Speaker 1: knows because it was someone like he was embedded in
Speaker 1: the Great Man. One bit of news that the McMahon
Speaker 1: did miss. And we haven't been getting enough. We haven't
Speaker 1: been getting a lot of news on the bow Ringer front.
Speaker 1: So I figured it's time to just um morph things
Speaker 1: a little bit. Here. Uh, let's catch up with a
Speaker 1: friend we haven't heard from a lot lately. And now
Speaker 1: another edition of Sipping Checking. Yeah, it's it's our new program.
Speaker 1: Or we're checking on Gino Smith, Greg's favorite football player
Speaker 1: of all time, the West Virginia product, former second round
Speaker 1: pick of the New York Jets who was in the news.
Speaker 1: Maybe not his fault that he was in the news.
Speaker 1: He got dragged into the news cycle by his old
Speaker 1: head coach Rex Ryan, who on ESPN decided to take
Speaker 1: shots at his former quarterback. Here's what Rex had to say.
Speaker 1: Let's give him somebody else. Let's give him Geno Smith,
Speaker 1: Let's give him whoever and let's let's see how many
Speaker 1: Super Bowls he would have won. Gino then shot back
Speaker 1: on Twitter, my mama never liked dude. He'd been a snake,
Speaker 1: and y'all glorify it. Should have got fired after year one.
Speaker 1: Truth is, we won eight games after ESPN had his
Speaker 1: winning two and he got his job back. Somehow I'm
Speaker 1: caught up in the feud and I'm the scapegoat, same
Speaker 1: guy that drafted me. Hashtag the business. Gino Smith unemployed
Speaker 1: as of this time. Rex Ryan out of football on
Speaker 1: the sideline and making noise. Greg, your thoughts on your
Speaker 1: boy Gino Smith? I mean, Rex seems to be projecting here.
Speaker 1: You know, he he was expected to be this great
Speaker 1: head coach. He fizzled out. He's an under five Coach's
Speaker 1: expected to be a big time analysts. That doesn't seem
Speaker 1: to be going that well. Now he's taking shots at Gino.
Speaker 1: Who really did get Rex Ryan paid an extra year
Speaker 1: if Gino Smith didn't win those games? In December? Rexell,
Speaker 1: here we go blowing it in. Here we go again
Speaker 1: with what Greg talking about Geno's two thousand thirteen December.
Speaker 1: I mean, is it is it a fact or not?
Speaker 1: Those jobs saved remembers. Yeah, those those games saved him.
Speaker 1: The calendar on Greg's Mount Rushmore house is just December
Speaker 1: two thousand thirteen, with Gino sitting right next to him.
Speaker 1: And this is the same Rex who referred to Marii
Speaker 1: Cooper as a tird after Cooper assigned his deal. I
Speaker 1: think what's happening here with Rex is either he now
Speaker 1: realizes he's never gonna be a head coach again, and
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to take an assistant job, so he's
Speaker 1: now putting on the FU shades and deciding just to
Speaker 1: blow people up to get as much much notoriety as possible. UM.
Speaker 1: I kind of get the vibe that's where he's now.
Speaker 1: And I don't know when these things are forced, they
Speaker 1: very rarely work. So Claiborne said, give the Patriots Rex
Speaker 1: Ryan and see see how that would have gone into
Speaker 1: Let me interject here, as someone who traveled along the
Speaker 1: Italian and Germanic countrysides with Rex Ryan and and has
Speaker 1: spent plenty of time along with you guys working with
Speaker 1: his brother, I couldn't disagree more. I think he's correct
Speaker 1: in what he's said. Um. His his analysis is spot on,
Speaker 1: and I hope to hear more. I like that and
Speaker 1: let it never be forgotten Greg that in January two
Speaker 1: thousand eleven, Rex Ryan went up to Foxboro and won
Speaker 1: a playoff game. I mean, Geno Smith's been involved with
Speaker 1: a lot more winning playoff games over the last few
Speaker 1: years than Rex Ryan. He's still in the league defined involved.
Speaker 1: I mean he's the backup quarterback. But Russell Wilson needs help.
Speaker 1: When Philip Rivers needs help, they know where to go.
Speaker 1: They go to Gino. Yes, Gino still unemployed, but we
Speaker 1: will be tracking it in our new segment. And that
Speaker 1: was another edition of Sipping on Veno, Checking on Gino.
Speaker 1: That segment has legs I could see. I'll see many
Speaker 1: more chapters to commin with, imagine over the next couple
Speaker 1: of months. I mean the thing with keeping up with
Speaker 1: bow Ringer, which is one of my favorite. When I
Speaker 1: was doing that, your guy Gino is my guy, they
Speaker 1: go pick another one of your guys. No, I mean
Speaker 1: I think that it's Don't you like the idea of
Speaker 1: a segment that keeps Gino on the show in some capacity?
Speaker 1: I mean not not if he's going to be mocked.
Speaker 1: You know, the dignity of Gina He's very relevant, so
Speaker 1: it makes sense. All right, let's do some let's have
Speaker 1: some more fun. It's a it's a slow newsday in
Speaker 1: the NFL, so let's do it. Quarantine Mount Rushmore. Pick four.
Speaker 1: People cannot be loved, ones cannot be family. Who would
Speaker 1: be your optimal people to shelter in place with for
Speaker 1: weeks slash months? Is this gonna be months? Is it
Speaker 1: already months? What? What is time? We were hitting twenty
Speaker 1: eight days tomorrow because that first Friday was the bunker
Speaker 1: cast um. It was also the first day schools were out,
Speaker 1: so that's twenty eight days as of tomorrow, twenty eight
Speaker 1: days later. Anyway, of the four, at least one must
Speaker 1: be an NFL figure. So Connie, why don't we start
Speaker 1: again with you. I'm very interested to hear what your
Speaker 1: quadrant would be. Alright, so I'm giving all four right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let it rip. Okay, Uh, this was very difficult. I
Speaker 1: had many questions about it in terms of could we
Speaker 1: have somebody who is dead, uh in quarantine with us
Speaker 1: not actively dead obviously, but somebody from the past bring
Speaker 1: them back? That is not okay? So here are my four.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Michelle Obama because she's incredibly relatable, intelligent, inspiring,
Speaker 1: great conversationalists. Also, I want to know all the details
Speaker 1: about what actually happened at the White House and all
Speaker 1: the global drama that happened, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: would be able to get some of that in quarantine,
Speaker 1: plus the extension of a Barack Obama FaceTime. It just
Speaker 1: feels like that would be great, and I'd sign an
Speaker 1: n DA no problem. Okay, Shehelle Obama. And then my
Speaker 1: NFL figure is mark Ingram because I just love him.
Speaker 1: He seems both chill and fun at the same time,
Speaker 1: and I feel like he would be a great hang
Speaker 1: every time I've ever interviewed him. He is super easy
Speaker 1: to talk to and it just feels like, no matter
Speaker 1: what group you have assembled, he would be perfect to
Speaker 1: just drop in. And there's a good example that mark
Speaker 1: could not select Marketing Ram because they are friends, whereas
Speaker 1: Palin does not have a personal relationship so she could
Speaker 1: select him. That's my status update on one where things
Speaker 1: stand between me and mark Ingram. I'm not sure he's
Speaker 1: best friends as any idea who I am at this point,
Speaker 1: but I'm hoping so Okay, I'm also going to go
Speaker 1: with Tina Fey because obviously obviously she's hilarious and bright
Speaker 1: and she's from Philly, so that appeals to me, and
Speaker 1: it's somebody took one of mine, so forward. Sorry, she
Speaker 1: is somebody that I got her. She's someone I could
Speaker 1: do improv with. So then I'm ready to take that classy. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna brush up on my skills with
Speaker 1: Tina fet So I just want her. This is my favorite,
Speaker 1: not even under the radar feud between Erica and Colleen
Speaker 1: about the improv class that went sideways that I signed
Speaker 1: up for because Colleen says she was picking the same
Speaker 1: one and then I signed up. Anyway, you're so full
Speaker 1: of Ship's creek it's ridiculous. I'm brushing you to your
Speaker 1: ultimate potential, Ricky. I'm just trying to get you there.
Speaker 1: Did you guys smooth this over with like a SPA day?
Speaker 1: Then I suggest that and then you know we we
Speaker 1: we fell through. It felt through. Yeah. My I have
Speaker 1: a group on and um, I can all I can't
Speaker 1: use it on Monday holiday weekends. Yeah, So anyway, I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened prioritize that quality time with Erica yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. My last would have done the spot with
Speaker 1: m j Acosta. Listen. I was going to go to
Speaker 1: this fall with Erica. In fact, I texted her and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's Emma's birthday. We
Speaker 1: should definitely go to the spot together and take pictures
Speaker 1: and send them to Emma. But as it turns out,
Speaker 1: it was Emma my nieces, my god daughter's birthday, and
Speaker 1: not Emma. The second half of the broadcast, Quest Love
Speaker 1: can Quest Love. He's yes, also, Philly. He's been doing
Speaker 1: like all of these amazing sets during the lockdown. So
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to learn the drums, and I feel like,
Speaker 1: bring bring your tables and we'll hang out and play
Speaker 1: great music and doing prop together. It'll be awesome. That's
Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a good And who's your
Speaker 1: NFL player? Ingram? Oh Ingram? Okay, good, all right, that's
Speaker 1: a nice, nice forsome gotta be all rounded. All right, Greg,
Speaker 1: you're up. If someone else go, you know, alright, Mark,
Speaker 1: You're up? All right? Um. I also struggle to this
Speaker 1: a little bit, but you know, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: some people that have made me think they're struggling a
Speaker 1: lot today, Mark, I am. I would say this has
Speaker 1: been a from me, a D D minus performance, and
Speaker 1: that's being general. I want to pull back the curtain
Speaker 1: a little bit. Mark is the most punctual member of
Speaker 1: the Around the NFL podcast. I'm on the other side
Speaker 1: of that, probably um. And when Mark sends us a
Speaker 1: text twenty minutes before showtime saying he needs extra time,
Speaker 1: you know something. There's a war zone going on at
Speaker 1: the rented pad. Yeah. Well, the spinning on that was,
Speaker 1: you know, my my wife is trying to work full
Speaker 1: time right now, and she was on a believe a
Speaker 1: call or something, and I have two boys under the
Speaker 1: age of ton ten that needed to go um to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and not the easier way but the harder
Speaker 1: option there at the same time, and one would not
Speaker 1: let the other into the room and was using like
Speaker 1: taking twenty five minutes watching his hands while I was
Speaker 1: trying to teach child number two how to squeeze your
Speaker 1: butt cheeks. So you know, gigantic issue doesn't happen. It's
Speaker 1: a life skill. But you know that was happening about
Speaker 1: two minutes before we were meant to be signing on.
Speaker 1: It's not always glamorous this this parent life. It is not. Um,
Speaker 1: I never had that conversation with my dad. Don't act
Speaker 1: like you've never done it. All Right, here we go
Speaker 1: for the quarantine. Four some five some. I guess um
Speaker 1: number one we go Alec Baldwin because I've always liked Baldwin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Baldwin. I mean, if you've been watching his live
Speaker 1: Instagram UM updates, which you know, I always get him like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch like twelve seconds of this, but like
Speaker 1: five minutes later, I'm like, I have no idea what
Speaker 1: he's talking about. Uh, he seems to be I don't
Speaker 1: want to suggest that he's on a substance, but in
Speaker 1: a natural high of some sort and not operating in reality.
Speaker 1: And he also looks like he hasn't slept or done
Speaker 1: anything healthy in about four or five months. And the
Speaker 1: whole thing is just very appealing to me. Um, And
Speaker 1: so he I think he could add some gravitas to
Speaker 1: the room, mixing it up. It's male female. I don't
Speaker 1: want all all guys. You know it stuck together for
Speaker 1: four or five months, so now we knew you'd have
Speaker 1: females in the mix. Alright, Well, I like it, Like,
Speaker 1: let's get some different personalities and vibes in their number
Speaker 1: two Gale God. Oh, because I gotta tell you something,
Speaker 1: here's what I do. I would put her in a
Speaker 1: corner after her little imagined song, which I think deliciously
Speaker 1: went totally sideways. You have to sit in a chair
Speaker 1: in a corner for the first like ten days, and
Speaker 1: she we would just be able to, you know, we
Speaker 1: could give her little like plates of food or something,
Speaker 1: but she learned to live like the I love Greg's
Speaker 1: face right now. He's of Paul, but um, she would
Speaker 1: learn to live like the like the common punished preaching, punishing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's been to start out that she's been very bad,
Speaker 1: and she'll just sit in the corner. I think it's
Speaker 1: kind well. And then so the third person, because you're
Speaker 1: gonna say this is my NFL figure and you're gonna say, oh,
Speaker 1: you know this person, but I've worked with this person
Speaker 1: for over a decade at this point, and the person
Speaker 1: has no idea that I exist in this same uh
Speaker 1: employment or workspaces him. That's Michael Irvin, who I know
Speaker 1: Colleen could not pick. She's close with, but an absolute
Speaker 1: and I don't know anything about him other than what
Speaker 1: I see on screen, I would you gotta bring a
Speaker 1: wild card in, And to me, he is an absolute
Speaker 1: total wild card in a locked in space, and I
Speaker 1: want to see what he would come up with over
Speaker 1: the course of the next days. And my fourth person, um,
Speaker 1: you know, along the lines of the show that Erica watched.
Speaker 1: I still think that the last show that I'm a
Speaker 1: completist on before all this mess happened was Love and
Speaker 1: Love is Blind, And I'm going Gianna from Love is
Speaker 1: Blind because I've been tracking her Instagram and I find
Speaker 1: her to be also yeah, and she well she also
Speaker 1: if you watch her Instagram feed, she seems to although
Speaker 1: you know someone's writing some sort of message from her,
Speaker 1: have no idea that the pandemic exists. She's out about
Speaker 1: her garden like in a four thousand dollar dress, she's
Speaker 1: doing her hair, she's eating like six thousand dollar cupcakes.
Speaker 1: Like I It's it's while while also while a nice
Speaker 1: break from the mess, at the same time, I'm slightly
Speaker 1: appalled with her, so and I consider her only maybe
Speaker 1: one of the few people that's a bigger wild card
Speaker 1: than Urbans. So you can put all those people together
Speaker 1: and I just would be enjoying the sights and soundsus.
Speaker 1: Will she also be punished? No, she's not in that
Speaker 1: stane and Gail, you know, has a chance to repent
Speaker 1: for what she's done. So you chose two women that
Speaker 1: you specifically have some animosity towards, but also attraction is well,
Speaker 1: animosity for sure, but I mean that, but fleeting animosity.
Speaker 1: Does Gail stay in the underground soundproof basement or does
Speaker 1: she go room with us? But she's in, She's in
Speaker 1: the corner, in like an uncomfortable chair, and she's not
Speaker 1: allowed to move, all right, Chris Wesley, Well, let's start
Speaker 1: with the football figure. We're going Ricky Williams oh. I
Speaker 1: like that traveler, soul searcher, wander, nonconformist and sort of
Speaker 1: in the gal Jadovain. If he acts up, we just
Speaker 1: stick a football helmet on him and put him in
Speaker 1: the corner. I think I think he might have had
Speaker 1: a line in the Imagine song. I have to rewatch
Speaker 1: that he might have um And you know we're gonna
Speaker 1: start our franchise with a Marco Polo type of figure.
Speaker 1: I need somebody who's gone to the four corners of
Speaker 1: the earth and can regale us with stories. And since
Speaker 1: I can't have Anthony Bourdain rest in peace. I'm picking
Speaker 1: Argentinean chef Francis Mallman, who is actually the most interesting
Speaker 1: man in the world. If you ever seen Chef's Table
Speaker 1: on Netflix, he's on there. He has We're gonna be quarantined,
Speaker 1: quarantined at his lakeside hacienda in the mountains of Patagonia,
Speaker 1: right by a lake. So we're gonna have that ambiance going.
Speaker 1: And I said, he's a chef, so he works with fire,
Speaker 1: he works with water, um, and he always has the
Speaker 1: best ambiance. So we're gonna start there that that's our
Speaker 1: first two picks. Then we go Sa Ray from HBO's Insecure.
Speaker 1: Kesha and I are simpatico on my female picks. We're
Speaker 1: also gonna go with Chrissy Teagan, who has cheff abilities
Speaker 1: of her own. Is funny, um and not. She might
Speaker 1: be a little much to handle in a quarantine situation.
Speaker 1: She can wear Ricky's football helmet in the corner. West.
Speaker 1: Your list is like shockingly similar to the people that
Speaker 1: I almost had on mine, which is crazy. I Bourdain
Speaker 1: was the one I was asking about whether or not
Speaker 1: we could have somebody dead on the list. Chrissie, Teagan
Speaker 1: and Saree were right there but didn't make the cut. Eventually.
Speaker 1: I love your list. I think it's great. Well you
Speaker 1: can you can hang out with us as soon as
Speaker 1: the quarantine is over done. Um, all right, I will
Speaker 1: throw up mine. I wanted to hit different like areas
Speaker 1: of because there's a lot of this is about time
Speaker 1: killing obviously, um the NFL figure. I'll start there, also
Speaker 1: Ryan Fitzpatrick, and I'll give a shout out to Neil
Speaker 1: Reynolds because Neil I have uh document an evidence that
Speaker 1: Neil um had an amazing time with Fitzpatrick, who was
Speaker 1: very down to earth and easy to talk to and
Speaker 1: had uh some interesting interest. Maybe we go down to
Speaker 1: a water hole. Maybe I'm maybe I'm locked down at
Speaker 1: at his pad, but too many kids there. Maybe I'll
Speaker 1: send the kids to California and just will be me,
Speaker 1: Ryan and my other two people at his house. Is
Speaker 1: that cruel? I don't know. Maybe maybe not in this Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to have a funny somebody funny, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with Bill Hayter. He seems like super down
Speaker 1: to earth and um, I think he's one of the
Speaker 1: funniest guys. Um in show business, the business of show
Speaker 1: and just seems like a down to earth guy. That's important.
Speaker 1: I want down to earth people and I but I
Speaker 1: want a rock star who's the most down to earth
Speaker 1: rock star. Dave Grohl. Give me Dave Grohl of the
Speaker 1: Food Fighters. That dude has stories to tell. That's a
Speaker 1: big part of this too. I want to talk to
Speaker 1: people that have lived the life. Grol is really big
Speaker 1: into barbecue now. He like multiple big green eggs. He's oh,
Speaker 1: he's always smoking and grilling. He's us. Uh, meat plants
Speaker 1: are shutting down at the at the moment, so you
Speaker 1: better buy meat up right now. People want the amount
Speaker 1: of money that we have inside the bank accounts, we
Speaker 1: will get meat mart and uh, finally, you know, I
Speaker 1: was gonna go Tina Fey, but Collie and You drafted her,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go Tina fe Adjason on some level
Speaker 1: stay in the NBC family. I'll go Jenna Fisher. I
Speaker 1: love the Office, love to binge the office. She's another
Speaker 1: very cool, down to earth person who I feel like
Speaker 1: we would hit it off, maybe a Jim Pam type vibe.
Speaker 1: So Jenna Fisher Pam from the Office is my fourth
Speaker 1: so hater roll Fisher, Fitzpatrick. I'm sure Emily would be
Speaker 1: absolutely thrilled with the tail end of that list. There
Speaker 1: no no issues, no problems over the course of a
Speaker 1: five or six months. You know, locked in? I locked in?
Speaker 1: You have locked in? When you have you have an
Speaker 1: actress chained to your basement. I know, But I'm not
Speaker 1: one of the moments in our pod guest ter God,
Speaker 1: I just assume I come out into a completely new
Speaker 1: world and and family structure and everything else. So I'm
Speaker 1: just assuming that. I feel like Fisher is somewhat unassuming.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Emily would be messed up with that,
Speaker 1: but maybe she is. Greg is it? Are you ready? Now? Sure?
Speaker 1: West got me thinking you do need someone. Um, ideally
Speaker 1: that's like a great a great cook. So I'm gonna know.
Speaker 1: And Grole bailed me out there. Yeah, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Podma from Top Chef. If you're from me, it's just
Speaker 1: it's just a strong choice and a great cook. Um.
Speaker 1: I want musicians because I just want that. I want
Speaker 1: some entertainment, I want some personality. I'm going Lucinda Williams
Speaker 1: to play some guitar. I'm going Megan the Stallion. I
Speaker 1: just think she'd add a lot of life to the party.
Speaker 1: And then I'm wrapping it up back with Teddy Bridgewater.
Speaker 1: Didn't we under entwer this question like a week ago.
Speaker 1: It's just like me and Teddy hanging out with our
Speaker 1: three ladies and we're chilling. So Padma, Lucinda, Megan and Teddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, you're gonna talk to him about his little
Speaker 1: issue with air yards for I'm flying, alright, Ricky rickylose
Speaker 1: it out all right. So first off, I have this
Speaker 1: was tough. I had to go between um, Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: and Justin Timberlake. But I ended up going with Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift for music just because, yeah, just because we can
Speaker 1: hang out and like, I just feel like she's super
Speaker 1: cool and I'd love to see like behind the whole
Speaker 1: sort of like the Tom Brady facade, Like what's what
Speaker 1: she really like? Um, for the funny option, I want
Speaker 1: to hang out with Kate McKinnon. So if she was
Speaker 1: hanging out, we could just do we could just improv
Speaker 1: skits together all day long. Finally you'll have that, You'll
Speaker 1: have a blonde partner that, finally that I can count
Speaker 1: on that has to stay in my house. Um, so
Speaker 1: that'll be great. And then also I want Neil Degrassi
Speaker 1: Tyson to just like tell to tell me like bedtime
Speaker 1: stories of just like how the world was created, and
Speaker 1: he could like I could just think of the funniest
Speaker 1: sketches with like Kate McKinnon, Taylor Swift on her guitar,
Speaker 1: and Neil Degrassi Tyson like, um, you know, like narrating
Speaker 1: us doing simple tasks. And then my NFL figure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like make me smarter and I really am interested
Speaker 1: in that, Like the way that he does Planet Earth
Speaker 1: is so great. No that I don't have time for that,
Speaker 1: Um no, I do. I do like reading, but I
Speaker 1: think he'd be cool to hang out with. And then lastly,
Speaker 1: my NFL figure is Matt Ryan, and I know, such
Speaker 1: a shocker out of left field, but I did an
Speaker 1: interview with him for Super Bowl with Check two years ago.
Speaker 1: Single handedly the nicest NFL player I have ever met,
Speaker 1: like took the time to talk to us who was there,
Speaker 1: like the little people on the side, not the interview.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, how's your day going, Like, oh
Speaker 1: it's early, Like made conversation was super sweet, like took
Speaker 1: me back at how nice he was, so I would
Speaker 1: take my gamble with that. You know what's interesting about
Speaker 1: that choice, Matt Ryan, there's a flip side of that coin.
Speaker 1: He is known as one of the meanest s o
Speaker 1: b s on the field in game action, and he's
Speaker 1: very He's known to be very hard on teammates who
Speaker 1: who go on the wrong side of him if they
Speaker 1: make a mistake or some type of mental error. So
Speaker 1: here's the only concern there. You got the nice guy
Speaker 1: that's doing the interviews on radio road at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: What if the real Matt Ryan is closer to the
Speaker 1: guy on the field and you're like trapped in the
Speaker 1: house with like a psychopath. Yeah, but like Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: can beat him over the head with you. Your description
Speaker 1: for Taylor was like, I want to see what she's
Speaker 1: really like like for this exercise. I don't want anyone
Speaker 1: who you're finding out what they're really You have a
Speaker 1: lot of gambles, it's a lot of risks. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? You literally just who was? Who? Did you say?
Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion, Greg who seems very nice? But my
Speaker 1: real answer would be no one, of course. I mean
Speaker 1: the real choice of the I would rather be by myself.
Speaker 1: But I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that's the obvious.
Speaker 1: Taraka's Taraka's point. We're gonna get to know these actual people,
Speaker 1: all of them. I mean, it's it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: bit of a coin flip how they turn out. Of
Speaker 1: all the people we mentioned, if this actually happened, when
Speaker 1: we all reconvened on the other side, I'm sure, um
Speaker 1: more than one of us would have a story of
Speaker 1: being deeply disappointed by one of our choices. That's just
Speaker 1: no doubt. And Marks Mark's going to jailison as it's over,
Speaker 1: So no, I just I'm going in, Well, I'm going
Speaker 1: in extremely disappointed with two of the people, so they
Speaker 1: can can only get better. I like yours. Yours is
Speaker 1: almost like you're trying to reform them in a way, Lessons.
Speaker 1: It's a prison, all right. I just tried to google
Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion. Yeah, he made that name up right,
Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was Megan m a Stallion.
Speaker 1: She's literally, like, you know, the biggest ump female raps
Speaker 1: there other than Cardi B in the world. I've never
Speaker 1: heard that before in my life for real. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess we're old. That's not that's you guys. You guys
Speaker 1: have heard her song. Huh yeah, you guys have heard
Speaker 1: her songs. They're everywhere. There's no chance that you wouldn't
Speaker 1: Recomprobably not in my house. You want to get give
Speaker 1: me Foxy Brown. That's a female rap on. Keisha is
Speaker 1: now rapping in the background, so she's heard of her
Speaker 1: with an extra given Before we get to West's final
Speaker 1: thought and what's on his radar, I'm gonna spin through
Speaker 1: it real quick, Cessler Baldwin, Goodoh, Michael Irvin, Giananna, Giananna,
Speaker 1: Connie Fox Questla, Tina Love, Tina Fee, Michelle Obama, mark
Speaker 1: Ingram West, Ricky Williams, the chef guy, what's his name?
Speaker 1: Francis Momon, Fancis moment say Christy Teagan, a little bit
Speaker 1: of a trouble spot there for aventually uh zeus or
Speaker 1: hater Grole, Jenni Fisher, Fits, Magic, Greg Padma, Lucinda Megan Misstallion,
Speaker 1: Teddy Bridgewater, Ricky Taylor Swift, Kate McKinnon, Neil deGrasse, Tyson
Speaker 1: and Matt Ryan. Maybe we'll do some type of social thing.
Speaker 1: Ricky find out who has the best forsome that Greg
Speaker 1: could put it together since he knows what does best
Speaker 1: on social Alright, alrights, you you got something that's on
Speaker 1: your mind. So it's time for Chris Westling the mailman.
Speaker 1: What's on his radar? Here's what's on my radar. People
Speaker 1: writers in particular, who frequently substitute the word folks for people, human, citizens, fans,
Speaker 1: riff raff, whatever, yet have never and would never speak
Speaker 1: the word in actual conversation. If you don't say the
Speaker 1: word folks, don't write the word folks. Thank you. That's
Speaker 1: a great one. West. Is it fair to say that
Speaker 1: Phil Sims and Chris Collinsworth are playing by your rules? Collinsworth,
Speaker 1: is I know he's been on your radar for years
Speaker 1: for being folksy? Well? The irony here, Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: very Midwestern type saying, isn't it hey? Folks? Of course
Speaker 1: it's Midwestern and southern, and people who actually use it
Speaker 1: cool keep using it so you think, let me let
Speaker 1: me see if I'm reading the tea leaves here, people
Speaker 1: are co opting what is your region's colloquial term for,
Speaker 1: you know, good people. There's two things going on here.
Speaker 1: Writers get tired of using the same word over and
Speaker 1: over again, So you don't want to say people every time.
Speaker 1: So I get that. And the second thing that's going
Speaker 1: on is you're trying to act like somebody you're not you.
Speaker 1: You don't say the word folks, so just leave it
Speaker 1: out of your vocabulary altogether. It's sort of like when
Speaker 1: people say that a player inked a deal, like get
Speaker 1: out of here with that. Also, signal caller, Really no,
Speaker 1: I got it a lot of triggers. But we we
Speaker 1: do say signal caller though, because you just run out
Speaker 1: of things to say we use we use signal call field, general,
Speaker 1: out loud general. You have one mark. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've been using it lately, but um I worked
Speaker 1: with you so long that I've read enough of your
Speaker 1: copy that you had one. It was a description for
Speaker 1: either quarterback or running back. It's like a hurler or
Speaker 1: do you have some type of a little outside the
Speaker 1: box I've called a quarterback? All those things, because it's
Speaker 1: like you when you're in one of these stories where,
Speaker 1: to Greg's point, you're using the word quarterback seventeen or
Speaker 1: eighteen times. I find myself when I look back at
Speaker 1: some old stuff I've written, which is rare, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the heck was going through the body in the
Speaker 1: system when I decided to use that ultra cheesy word
Speaker 1: like hurler. I mean, it's just embarrassing. So, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know Catapult, you know, third year catafl Flinger. Please,
Speaker 1: It's like a baseball sports writer from eighteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1: I want to say, um, all right, good one, Connie.
Speaker 1: You've said it all, You've game and you've done it.
Speaker 1: I love you, guys. I miss you so much. It's
Speaker 1: almost like we're hanging out. I'm trying to hug you
Speaker 1: through the camera. It's not quite working, and it kind
Speaker 1: of looks like you're trying to choke us. It's like
Speaker 1: kids in the hall. All right, check out Colleen. She's
Speaker 1: all over NFL network right now and a reminder to
Speaker 1: everyone Tomorrow Friday, no podcast, and said it's gonna the
Speaker 1: return of the Around the NFL Twitter show. Uh it's
Speaker 1: you know what, it's kind of a trial run. We're
Speaker 1: gonna see how it goes, how we like it, how
Speaker 1: do you guys like it? But we're gonna put together
Speaker 1: a show that we think is gonna be fun. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be live on Twitter at one pm Pacific,
Speaker 1: four pm Eastern nine pm over in the UK, So
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Speaker 1: other final thoughts everybody. Hopefully not a trial that leads
Speaker 1: our ends in a death penalty for us, which is
Speaker 1: another possible scenario. Well for you, sides of the coin
Speaker 1: continue or don't continue for you potentially, I guess hope
Speaker 1: none of us end up you know in the city
Speaker 1: in the corner and Marks basement. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be there, all right. We will now talk privately about
Speaker 1: whether we can keep in the gal Gado stuff and
Speaker 1: deck Mark legally or we'll go off as is. But
Speaker 1: thank you everybody for listening. This is Dan Hansens signing
Speaker 1: off for the Quiet Storm, Connie Fox, the Mailman, the
Speaker 1: Old Boss, and Rick Hollywood in our old apartment till Friday.
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