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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: subject sexy and simple minded. Right now, nephew is here

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Speaker 1: in the building with today's prank phone call what you

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Speaker 1: got for us? And shouting this right here is Kay Miller.

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Speaker 1: Came Miller. Yeah, that's K Miller. You got you gotta

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Speaker 1: listen to it. K Miller ain't playing. That's K Miller,

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Speaker 1: all right, so just listen up, buck up, went over.

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Speaker 1: So you're calling Paul K Miller. Come on, Kay, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna You're gonna find you. Get your butt over out.

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Speaker 1: Sit down. When I get through talking to him, then

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with you. Let your put down Portrace

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Speaker 1: right now. Hello, Hello, who is this? I'm looking for

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Speaker 1: Kate Miller? Who is K Miller? Miller? Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you something, man, this purkis already know. I've been finding

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Speaker 1: out for people that you've been coming by my house

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Speaker 1: when I'm go, and you've been over here with my

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Speaker 1: wife for trace. So let's get it all out here

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Speaker 1: in the open. I'm looking for you, you hear me. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. Man, set your

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Speaker 1: butt down. For trace. Shut it down, came Miller. When

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Speaker 1: I found out where you at, when I get my

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Speaker 1: hands on your it's gonna be over with go Hold

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Speaker 1: up now, I am okay, no, but you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: do to me. Oh it's you can kill it. Don't

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Speaker 1: here like somebody you know is your girl and you

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Speaker 1: know you you can't handle it. And I don't appreciate

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Speaker 1: no lightweight cupa calling me accused me of doing something

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Speaker 1: I ain't done yet. I will do it you have Look,

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Speaker 1: don't start this here today, dog, I ain't got enough

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Speaker 1: in me right now, the whole this pressure Now, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for your so when I find you, dog, this

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be good to me. And you now you

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Speaker 1: don't got enough because you ain't your girl, right That's

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Speaker 1: why you're calling me accusing me, you know my club

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Speaker 1: for them, because it sounds like you ain't doing what

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to be doing. Hey, dog, don't sit here

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Speaker 1: and say nothing stupid me like this hip dog. A

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Speaker 1: matter of fact, we can just meet right now and

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Speaker 1: get all this. So sit your butt down, Portrays, don't

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Speaker 1: move till I'm through with it now, Mr K Miller,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something man, won't we just meet

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Speaker 1: up and get this over with. We can do that.

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Speaker 1: We can go ahead and meet up. And when you

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Speaker 1: meet with me, they sure you put your lip down

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Speaker 1: and work the telly because I got something funning. But

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Speaker 1: sure I do what, put your lip down and wate

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Speaker 1: your jelly because I got something funning. You ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: talk to me, crazy dog. Hey man, look here, you

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Speaker 1: know you don't know who you're dealing with. This is

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Speaker 1: K Millers, and you got the right phone number. But

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Speaker 1: look here, you can't call my number. I can need

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Speaker 1: to kind of great. I don't know who you are,

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Speaker 1: but you don't need to be with me. All I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you is I'm looking for you, and they already

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Speaker 1: gave me the description you six to you drive a

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Speaker 1: black crisis and already know when I see you, it

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be good for you. Me and you. Man

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Speaker 1: that was trying. Look you you're gonna drying no price

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Speaker 1: A three on it. Tell no callers know Chris. Okay

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Speaker 1: what you dry here? I'm gonna kick up. You don't

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Speaker 1: try no Chrystler black three hunter. Now my brother driver

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Speaker 1: Chrysler were your brother, and right now that's what I

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Speaker 1: need to know where is about? What my brother? What

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Speaker 1: are you right now? I need to know you know

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Speaker 1: you do right now? You have I'm calling my I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to mess with my brothers. My father get married.

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Speaker 1: You're calling him. I know ain't been doing nothing. So

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Speaker 1: your brother Benna get married, but he's still going over

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Speaker 1: to my I was messing with mountain ship your down

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Speaker 1: for trainers. You know what to be doing. Land the

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Speaker 1: pot he land it right, and you're want the getting

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Speaker 1: the light. Look, I ain't got damn for your little

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Speaker 1: nurse you room now, look, ain't you? Kay? Miller? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Miller for my father? Know your your brother named Miller?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? My name is Killer? Both of y'all

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Speaker 1: is ky Miller's yeah, okay, But your brother is the

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Speaker 1: in the drive your black three or run the crisis

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Speaker 1: all right? I'm a whoop is as soon as I

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Speaker 1: see him. What saying that my front? Because like I

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Speaker 1: told you earlier, you're a lightweight cupcake. And if my

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Speaker 1: because you ain't honestly splad tis right, and I don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate you. Oh my, I'm how spend with me and

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Speaker 1: then tell the color I'm a whoop you in your brothers.

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Speaker 1: If I got you, that don't even make no difference

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Speaker 1: to me. It don't make no difference to me. How

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Speaker 1: go down, Whether I run in the cable Miller Miller,

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Speaker 1: damn mcclin Miller, it don't make me no difference. I'm

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Speaker 1: whopping a miller sooner or later, sing. I want you

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Speaker 1: to somebody's for right now. You hide them behind the

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Speaker 1: gold because you're weak. You're weak, talking low down. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: come on right now and lea brother. We'll meet you

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Speaker 1: on the corner of Frankfort and Kelly right now at

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Speaker 1: the service station that I got to you. I'm through

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Speaker 1: hearing all this you're talking about. All I want to

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Speaker 1: know is how long this's gonna take for you to

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Speaker 1: get to the service station. That's all I want to

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Speaker 1: know from you. All I want to know is how

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Speaker 1: long it's gonna take for you to get to the

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Speaker 1: service station on Frank Woy Kenny? How long? All right? Now?

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Speaker 1: What with? What? Come on? Then? I'm I'm on my way,

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Speaker 1: so I don't right it for you, okay, I'm a

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Speaker 1: whoop you. And then then when I banned out, will

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Speaker 1: your right, okay, cool. Let me tell you one more

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Speaker 1: favorite for you. That's the Nephew timing from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. So you just got preak man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get tell me your head, tell me the boys around

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Speaker 1: him a book fresh up. I'm gonna put me some

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Speaker 1: Coressify medications. I ain't feeling good. I'm trying to put

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Speaker 1: my plant on the fix. And you play common but

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Speaker 1: this time, hey, what is this? And you're looking, Oh

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Speaker 1: that's your daddy. Yeah, oh, here came Miller too. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He cut it on the time when he was got

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Speaker 1: you know, you wouldn't be coming down them came in. Look,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land, the

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Speaker 1: Stave Morning Show? Kay Miller too much? I understand now

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Speaker 1: I know who she is, came Miller. That's what I do, Miller,

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Speaker 1: he put that thing down. That's what I did. I

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Speaker 1: will be doing it tomorrow night in Greensboro, North Carolina,

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Speaker 1: the Carolina Theater. The Carolina Theater was on sale right

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Speaker 1: now at the theater as well as uh ticketmaster dot com,

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Speaker 1: and then the following week, I'll be doing something privately

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Speaker 1: for the Mr One and only Will Packer. I thought

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Speaker 1: that is you know I'm named dropping right now, Yes

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Speaker 1: I will. And then let's say October the fifth, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, it will be Salsbury milon Wakama. That's the

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Speaker 1: same time. October fifth is the same night that the

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Speaker 1: show Ready to Love is coming on on. So see

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Speaker 1: look at you Salisbury, you come watching Nephew, and then

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Speaker 1: you go catch the show at the house on own.

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Speaker 1: All that happened one day now, Wakanda. Why comic that's

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Speaker 1: the name of the thing. Comic. That's why comic. I

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Speaker 1: would be at the Civic Center, so you catch me

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Speaker 1: eight o'clock, why comical lead out? And then by ten

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Speaker 1: thirty I'm coming on your TV on own. This is

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Speaker 1: the premier. It's ten a clock Eastern, nine Central. Ready

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Speaker 1: to Love. You do not want to miss it. Twenty

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Speaker 1: singles looking for Love in the City of Atlanta, Georgia,

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Speaker 1: hosted by Yours truly. And I am such a genius

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Speaker 1: on that. I'm smart, I'm brilliant. I'm Thomas Miles. You

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Speaker 1: just you guys have been meeting Tommy all this time.

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Speaker 1: Wait till you meet Thomas Miles. He's a very interesting

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Speaker 1: Guy's again, why comical Civic Center. What why is Thomas

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Speaker 1: Miles gonna be at Wicapico. No, if your tim are

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Speaker 1: gonna be at the War Comical, Thomas Miles gonna be

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Speaker 1: on TV on own. See what I'm saying. See I'm

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Speaker 1: at Comical. I'm at eight o'clock, you know, doing the

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Speaker 1: show ten thirty. I'm on own. Oh, they're gonna be

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Speaker 1: confused than coming up next The Strawberry Letters, subject sexy

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Speaker 1: and simple minded. We'll get into it right after this