Speaker 1: What I've been doing is I've been doing like, uh,
Speaker 1: I wanted to look like every picture my grandpa took
Speaker 1: in Africa in the seventies where he's not even fully
Speaker 1: aware of a camera.
Speaker 2: So it's just like.
Speaker 3: Just surprised, just like not even surprised this directly.
Speaker 1: And I but that doesn't I did it in a
Speaker 1: group picture and got tagged, and I was I was
Speaker 1: looking at a picture and I was laughing, and my
Speaker 1: girl's like, oh, it's so funny. And I showed to
Speaker 1: her and she's like, you maybe don't do that in
Speaker 1: group Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, people like this is my man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just it's just me at the comedy store. Like
Speaker 2: it actually makes you look like you're a real problem. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to be around you're like, hey, what's the walway bro't.
Speaker 3: Chips?
Speaker 2: Racist? The money in turn stuff I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Homies over hose, homies over hose, homies over hose. There
Speaker 2: it is there, It is Little Mama's and gentiles like
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me,
Speaker 2: the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories and we finally work to approve you
Speaker 2: know it, you love it. Not a goddamn thing. We
Speaker 2: ain't helping at all. I don't really even know anything,
Speaker 2: you know what, You're right, Yeah, we don't know a thing.
Speaker 2: We haven't been right about a thing once, and you
Speaker 2: guys keep coming back to us for more information. One
Speaker 2: comment we get sometimes when people are like loud and wrong,
Speaker 2: I have to be like, Okay, yes, I was both
Speaker 2: of those things in that clip. I will say that.
Speaker 2: And sometimes we'll get that comment that I think is
Speaker 2: a very popular one on the internet of like, we
Speaker 2: got to take these podcast mics away from from everybody,
Speaker 2: and and sometimes we'll get that, Yeah, we can get
Speaker 2: it sometimes and a part of me goes, fuck you,
Speaker 2: But the other part of me is like, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: take this away. As you think I'm doing this, well,
Speaker 2: get back on the mic till they get hear you.
Speaker 2: But but yeah, you get a point. It's a good point.
Speaker 1: I would just be doing this in a Bonds parking
Speaker 1: lot if we didn't have any of this.
Speaker 2: Before we get started.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was amazing. Oh, this is actually really enjoyed
Speaker 3: that though everything I was captivating, So that's why I
Speaker 3: was kind of like, damn.
Speaker 2: This is good now it's just how we talk to
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a good system. It works for us.
Speaker 2: Before we get the podcast started, before we we take
Speaker 2: even a step further, we have a big announcement. I
Speaker 2: have a big announcement. This will be a news for
Speaker 2: you as well. We were. I didn't say a word
Speaker 2: because I wanted us to all surprise, be surprised by
Speaker 2: the information. Like turning Point, USA, we hear it. My
Speaker 2: mama told me this is a big announcement. Are also
Speaker 2: going to be putting on our own halftime experience. That's right,
Speaker 2: that's right, And I don't want to give too much away.
Speaker 2: But but what I will say is you can very
Speaker 2: much expect to see Tyresee Gibson singing Sweet Lady while
Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder does and one style dribbling in on the camera.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be Stevie Wonder is going to be dribbling
Speaker 2: and Tyresee is gonna be singing. My mama told me
Speaker 2: tune in halftime next year. We're gonna have that all
Speaker 2: set up for you at all. You do not explain anything.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? A basketball game? No halftime
Speaker 2: of the football game? Man, what team I don't even
Speaker 2: care what team?
Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: And I was just making some money. You made it,
Speaker 2: you made it very serious. That sucks. That was real
Speaker 2: fun for that sucks. I thought you said it like
Speaker 2: it was like you said it like you had like
Speaker 2: a I thought it would be fun to trick me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought it would be fun. Is it going to
Speaker 2: be dubbed in Spanish? No, it's now it's ruined. It's
Speaker 2: not even going to happen. He just played it. No,
Speaker 2: you it could have been. We could have dreamt together.
Speaker 2: What could have happened? Okay, but I'm sorry to do
Speaker 2: it this way. I'm trying to be cool about this.
Speaker 2: But now you're being nasty. Now you're being nasty. I
Speaker 2: tried to be fantastical with my friend.
Speaker 3: I tried to live in a world where we dreamt together.
Speaker 2: And instead what you did you negated you, you know, butted.
Speaker 2: You didn't want to because the rollout was trashed. You
Speaker 2: didn't anything. You just smiled real big and you were
Speaker 2: like Tyrene Stevie Wonder halftime.
Speaker 5: You didn't say the you're turning point U s A.
Speaker 5: You're not you know, I'm not friendly with that.
Speaker 3: When you hear Tyreese and Stevie Wonder. What more do
Speaker 3: you need to hear hard facts?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I need an arrival to Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 6: Did it for me?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 2: That's and that's where you're not a dreamer. And I
Speaker 2: see that now.
Speaker 5: I just told you I have a hard time with Whimsy.
Speaker 2: You know that. He said Whimsy was tough. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: thought we were having a good time.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 3: You gotta let your whimsical spirit go. This is what
Speaker 3: this is about. If it's not, what if it's just not.
Speaker 3: Some people aren't tall or funny or whatever. Maybe I
Speaker 3: just don't. I just don't have that.
Speaker 8: We all don't check a list, you know what I mean?
Speaker 8: But free up, Let your whimsical chakra go. Do you
Speaker 8: see how high my zipper is? And this is me
Speaker 8: doing my best. I'm doing my best right now.
Speaker 2: You look great. I'm personality sucks. You look great. I'll
Speaker 2: take you. That was a nation I was always hoping
Speaker 2: for in this life. I'm gonna lose one hundred more
Speaker 2: pounds and be a terrible.
Speaker 5: Piece of ship.
Speaker 2: Magazine covers talking down to people. Would you do Calvin
Speaker 2: Klan if they ask you? Ah? And and remember Calvin
Speaker 2: Klein is the most cool one to do.
Speaker 3: Yep, just like crotch out. That's like nipples out. You're
Speaker 3: gonna have to get whimsical for that.
Speaker 2: I don't think you do. I think I could smolder.
Speaker 2: I think if I did Calvin Klin check, it's like,
Speaker 2: let me see the smolder names may hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: wait David whoa whoa? Okay, Okay, see I now once
Speaker 2: you I think that's when it stops being modeled. I
Speaker 2: don't you get. I don't think like boys is in
Speaker 2: point at the camera as much as I don't really
Speaker 2: know what to do in my head.
Speaker 1: We just took a picture together last night and I
Speaker 1: was like, you're so good at it, you like popped
Speaker 1: in and then I just I just never know what
Speaker 1: to do fully with Oh yeah, I've chosen.
Speaker 2: To be to be weird in every picture to avoid
Speaker 2: the feeling of like, oh I tried and it looks bad.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Whatever the fuck comes in my.
Speaker 3: Head, like what's the what's one weird pose that you've done?
Speaker 3: But it's like charming when he doesn't because I'm too tall,
Speaker 3: so I can't do anything goofy that. I get that,
Speaker 3: like I have to keep it very basic. You can't
Speaker 3: get that, you can't lay down on the ground.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then they got to flip the phone and
Speaker 3: a lot of times my head is cut off in
Speaker 3: a lot of pig like bend down.
Speaker 5: You horizontal.
Speaker 2: I don't know if just like a vertical camera can
Speaker 2: take that all in a lot of that's a lot.
Speaker 5: That's it's Montel jordan syndrome.
Speaker 2: Montel Jordan's syndrome, which a lot of people do suffer from.
Speaker 2: I want to Montel Jordan. That was you didn't have
Speaker 2: anybody else to I didn't really have to be you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Friday he made me look forward
Speaker 2: to the weekend. But in that video, that video, though
Speaker 2: he wasn't nobody before him, they started the whole weekend.
Speaker 2: Everybody was like, keep.
Speaker 9: This week going, this ship fun. I own with Friday. Hey,
Speaker 9: can I be vulnerable with you guys. I don't know
Speaker 9: what he meant when he said I gotta get mine
Speaker 9: in a big black truck.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's a are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know what he was talking about.
Speaker 3: So it's like back then there was jeeps that everybody
Speaker 3: was riding around Jeeps yeah, so he got I gotta
Speaker 3: get mine.
Speaker 2: Then why do you tell me I could get mine
Speaker 2: in the sixth form? I mean, because you can get
Speaker 2: yours on a low ride. I can get it. He's
Speaker 2: I think he's lying you. He's like, Yo, I'm so huge,
Speaker 2: I gotta get mine in a big black truck. Okay,
Speaker 2: But I think he's also saying, enjoy yourself. You don't
Speaker 2: got a ride like I. Oh, okay, I get that
Speaker 2: where it's like, I don't know about y'all, but I
Speaker 2: got over here with it. I like, honey, Chipotle, I'm
Speaker 2: a big black truck hunting. I'm a big I need
Speaker 2: a big black truck. I can't fit in the sixth fold.
Speaker 2: I didn't know he was so big until I got older, though,
Speaker 2: even though when you watch, like in The Naughty Professor,
Speaker 2: he was so was that Naughty Professor was a uh
Speaker 2: it wasn't a Bad Boys. He was a Professor Professor.
Speaker 2: He was in the Church movie too.
Speaker 5: I think so.
Speaker 2: Boys is John Sally Montell Jordan's he was singing before
Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle made fun of but he was from one
Speaker 2: of the B sides. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll be doing great to man, if you want to
Speaker 2: come on, mon tell us, we could fit it. We
Speaker 2: got a chair for your big Yeah. Man, if you
Speaker 2: see this fucks with you, go bro, and not even
Speaker 2: just this is how we do it. I'm a let's
Speaker 2: ride guy. Hell yeah, I thought that that was good ass.
Speaker 2: Let's ride? Yeah, name one more? Hey, you know.
Speaker 3: When I was like, damn, I might just be one.
Speaker 2: So let's let's ride is good.
Speaker 5: That's also top tier master P.
Speaker 2: I think that's right. That's about as good as my ride.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right good as Master P goods Let's Ride
Speaker 2: or that's song bad about It? I think those are
Speaker 2: the two best masters. We don't know that. Master P's
Speaker 2: who we are turning to warmly and uh because of
Speaker 2: his music.
Speaker 1: He's the colonel of the motherfucking tank. And I appreciate
Speaker 1: that well. I like his music. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: like when we were talking about Noriega the other day
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just like it. I like
Speaker 1: it sometimes when just as a guy is talking having fun,
Speaker 1: you don't have to be lyrical miracle.
Speaker 2: I think I think that there are still better examples
Speaker 2: even in his camp of rappers and masterpce what what?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: That was a very like I.
Speaker 5: Got a cocker Spaniel.
Speaker 2: I don't think that.
Speaker 1: I don't think that means anything. But he's having so
Speaker 1: much fun that I'm having fun.
Speaker 2: Oh that's how I That's not how you listen to
Speaker 2: how I feel it is a favorite artist, my favorite artist. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's that's a good question. This is not how we
Speaker 2: traditionally start the podcast with. Sorry.
Speaker 5: I think I'm pretty.
Speaker 2: Sure my favorite artist. If I'm giving like lifetime answer,
Speaker 2: probably Andre three thousands WHOA. Okay. If I'm wanting to
Speaker 2: want to call poetry dude, if I'm giving my most
Speaker 2: contemporary answer, it might be Franko.
Speaker 5: Really, I can.
Speaker 2: See I can see both those picks. See, I thought
Speaker 2: you were Bruno Mars Guy. Bruno Mars is my Bruno
Speaker 2: Mars is is Uh. He's ascended past uh, sort of
Speaker 2: like artists. For me, he is, he's my favorite entity.
Speaker 2: That it only adds to the pleasure that he brings.
Speaker 5: That ship makes me sad.
Speaker 1: When you see those clips and he's just dancing his
Speaker 1: little heart out.
Speaker 5: That ship does bump me out.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 2: I saw him live on Molly and it was it
Speaker 2: was like a fucking angel had lifted me up.
Speaker 5: You know, he's I think of him like, and I
Speaker 5: reference this a lot.
Speaker 1: I think of him like a Jamie Fox because Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox is from who all blessings flow for me and entertainment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like Jamie Fox can do anything, anything, any aspect
Speaker 1: of this business.
Speaker 2: He's amazing. And I think Bruno Mars is like of
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure he could do and thousand is also extremely
Speaker 3: How did you feel about the flute?
Speaker 2: Yes, honestly, let's bring the flute.
Speaker 3: Let's I'm so sorry to I don't.
Speaker 2: Know why you're choosing to be nasty. We invited you
Speaker 2: here the presumption that this was this is going to
Speaker 2: be a positive sharing experience, and here you come being
Speaker 2: fucking provocative and ship. I just ain't tmz nigga right right.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 5: Flute is valid, that's a valid question.
Speaker 2: Is a valid question.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of his catalog.
Speaker 2: Here's here's what I will say that I genuinely believe
Speaker 2: about the flute is that I am not a jazz person,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't start off as a jazz person, and
Speaker 2: so I'm not in a position to have an opinion
Speaker 2: on it in a in a meaningful way. It is
Speaker 2: not an album I return to, but it also would
Speaker 2: not have been an album I return to even if
Speaker 2: it was the best album that had ever been made.
Speaker 2: So I don't actually know if that ship's banging or not,
Speaker 2: because it ain't really for me.
Speaker 1: I respect that you listen to the whole thing because
Speaker 1: I remember the exactly and I felt so good about myself,
Speaker 1: even like I'm gonna sit down and I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like I couldn't wait to stuart on other people.
Speaker 2: Like as the first track was starting in my head,
Speaker 2: I was being like, have you worked number seven? Having
Speaker 2: fake conversations?
Speaker 5: What's my favorite song?
Speaker 2: It's hard? Yeah.
Speaker 3: I respect the artistry though, to be able to switch
Speaker 3: and do something else, Like.
Speaker 2: How many rappers have you ever seen play anything exactly?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: I think Lil Wayne pretended to play the guitar, and
Speaker 2: I think that's why he remains my favorite artist, because
Speaker 2: he's demonstrating. Frankly, as a comedian, one of my biggest
Speaker 2: fears is what could be the pivot from this is play?
Speaker 2: Like how do I parachute out of this ship? And
Speaker 2: is it a flute is terrifying but also inspiring as
Speaker 2: fuck that that was at the grove with it. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm practicing. I really believe in this as like my
Speaker 2: next outlet. I'm committing to it. What a beautiful choice.
Speaker 5: I mean, he is multi platinum in the way that
Speaker 5: he has money where he.
Speaker 2: Could just get a flute. One hundred percent that does
Speaker 2: need to be because like, man, you guys, give me
Speaker 2: some money, I'm going to be at the grove with
Speaker 2: all kinds of weird shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, grow with crazy shit you don't know who knows.
Speaker 2: And I think that's what makes me continue to believe
Speaker 2: he really is the greatest rapper of all time is
Speaker 2: because he got so fucking good at it that he
Speaker 2: was like you over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because every time he would contact you'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Remember when the walk It Out remix
Speaker 1: came out and you're like, well it was happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, he's like doing inspirational music underneath walk
Speaker 2: It Out. Yeah, this ship is still bang. When you're
Speaker 2: talking about cars were metal instead of plastic value, I
Speaker 2: was like, I didn't even know. I never even thought
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, do we want to hear any other
Speaker 2: old rappers.
Speaker 5: Brother, It's that's a tough question. That's a tough question.
Speaker 1: I want to hear the old rappers who are having
Speaker 1: fun still, I don't want to hear the old guys
Speaker 1: who seem to have gotten bitter, Okay, because I would
Speaker 1: want to hear Big Boy too, because if you look
Speaker 1: on Instagram, big boys just hanging out with.
Speaker 5: Owls, cooking food, and you're like, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Want I want that. But I don't want to hear
Speaker 2: like some like back of my Daddy. I can't. I
Speaker 2: genuinely do believe the the gentlemen of outcasts have aged
Speaker 2: better than any other rapper period. Oh there is nobody
Speaker 2: I would put ahead of them. Jay Z is who
Speaker 2: a lot of people are going to point to. But
Speaker 2: jay Z turned into a full like nightmare capitalist in
Speaker 2: order to like pivot out of it. But we always
Speaker 2: was reasonable doubt, just all right. But I'm saying that,
Speaker 2: like he had to become like the version of the
Speaker 2: thing that he referred to as his enemy. We all
Speaker 2: knew this is who I felt like, who he was becoming.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the making the money part of it.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that, like the alignment with the police. He's
Speaker 2: sitting down with Jerry Kushna. That ain't That wasn't the game.
Speaker 2: He didn't talk about that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like that you aren't like YO when you were like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm moving with with villains because that's who really who
Speaker 2: is helping me get to where I need to be.
Speaker 2: But he wasn't like YO. For the rest of my life,
Speaker 2: that's who I like. It's just dirt bags. Even the
Speaker 2: whole premise of getting rid of Dane Dash was under
Speaker 2: this like guys of no, I've grown up beyond this.
Speaker 2: Now I'm in a different space. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I figured out how to make a pair of jeans.
Speaker 2: I buttoned up, bro, And that was That was when
Speaker 2: he started to lose me because I wasn't there yet.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm getting I'm getting some beach side property.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And I was like, I still like that
Speaker 2: was a rough time, Like, No, I wasn't on that
Speaker 2: because I was just not.
Speaker 5: I did not have access to the button downs he had.
Speaker 3: My button downs was from this place called Forman Mills
Speaker 3: from the East coast, so we had it was like
Speaker 3: it would be like a Burlington coat factory, but.
Speaker 2: They wasn't good button there, you know how you get
Speaker 2: the cheap forman mills. Sounds like somebody was trying to
Speaker 2: do Burlington Coat Factory and couldn't quite nail it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that slogan was stretched those bills Former mill. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that's man. That's a bad place. I'm at the rock
Speaker 2: there though. Okay, so yes, early early on, whoa, yeah.
Speaker 5: We're button downs because he.
Speaker 2: Was pretending to be Italian. Yeah, bro, by the way,
Speaker 2: can we bring back Italian Rocks the best one.
Speaker 5: I really liked him as an Italian guy.
Speaker 2: I think the Italian in his new movie. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: now going on. What's going on with that? He's trying
Speaker 2: to reset and it's it sucks trying to reset. I
Speaker 2: see it as Italian.
Speaker 5: I seen, bro, I've seen him at the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw the I saw the premiere and then
Speaker 1: when they came out and talked afterwards, and like when
Speaker 1: he talks, you're just like.
Speaker 2: Trying to be president for real. Yeah, he wants to
Speaker 2: be Italian. Man. That's that's a real bummer. But I
Speaker 2: do agree Italian Rock at his favorite. When he had
Speaker 2: us saying JABRONI, yeah, I said it all the time. Yeah, cool,
Speaker 2: Poon Tang Pie all that ship. That was. That was cool. Man.
Speaker 2: It was cool to say, do you smell what I'm cooking? Yeah?
Speaker 5: That was really It doesn't matter, Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: He's like, all right, I'm saying it. That's a top
Speaker 5: three white clip Shon song to me, it ain't number
Speaker 5: four exactly. That was so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Nah, you're you're absolutely right. We share a birthday,
Speaker 2: you and the rock. Oh good, what do you guys? Pisces? No,
Speaker 2: we're taurs too. Where's your birthday? April twenty third? Okay,
Speaker 2: that's why you'd be so chill reserved to you know, niggas. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm the same way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get there.
Speaker 2: I get there. I'm a mad tourist. It's a little
Speaker 2: what's your birthday to my own? Oh? The fifth? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: mine's the second. Okay, Oh wow, Oh this is amazing.
Speaker 2: That's why earth Tones and I see you. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a problem. I really you believe in the witchcraft? I
Speaker 2: actually really do. Okay, I'm excited.
Speaker 5: More can I say about that ship?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I read it, I am like, this is
Speaker 1: more like me than I would like it to be.
Speaker 1: It's like when it's like tourists do this and they
Speaker 1: move like this, and if you and then like I
Speaker 1: read it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I can't even pretend like that isn't
Speaker 2: right very close, and I I wonder how much of that,
Speaker 2: if I'm being my most cynical, is that a bunch
Speaker 2: of people through generations have handed our personalities down to us.
Speaker 2: That like, if the language around the time and date
Speaker 2: that you were born is that this is how your
Speaker 2: personality will be, you can dictate a personality to a person. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you didn't know that in your development. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that. I didn't. I didn't know anything about that
Speaker 2: growing up. But but your mom, your dad know, my
Speaker 2: mom's from Africa.
Speaker 5: We just first generation. I argue with that, we don't
Speaker 5: even wet know nothing.
Speaker 2: About any any skycraft Africa. Okay, first of all, you
Speaker 2: gotta realize they said skycraft that was crazy, Skycraft is awful.
Speaker 2: Heard that That's what it's like. White guys say, oh,
Speaker 2: you don't do that skycraf between stars of.
Speaker 5: Witchcraft. Uh no, not that I'm not nothing.
Speaker 2: Love.
Speaker 1: I feel like also, if there was like some sort
Speaker 1: of African astrology, hoteps would have let us know about
Speaker 1: we would it would have been at least in the
Speaker 1: like conspiracy, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, it would have I do think that's why
Speaker 2: they skipped straight to Egyptian. Yeah, because if they do
Speaker 2: like like the main continent Africa, they're gonna have a
Speaker 2: lot more trouble with their like, uh, their connections with Egypt.
Speaker 2: It's more ancient and therefore there are like solutions that
Speaker 2: they can find inside of this that they can't. But
Speaker 2: if y'all are listening, maybe start African astrology. That could
Speaker 2: be good. That could be good. That'd be that'd be
Speaker 2: really nice. I could go huge. I actually think that
Speaker 2: was that was rough. Nigga wouldn't have fun with me before.
Speaker 2: It's really fun and I think you blew it. I
Speaker 2: guess today didn't blow it. We've had probably a first
Speaker 2: segment's worth of conversation breaks. He's hilarious. Man, We're really
Speaker 2: happy he's here. You know him. You know him from
Speaker 2: from stand up comedy. You know him from the Kevin
Speaker 2: Lange Show, a very popular program. Uh, he's very funny.
Speaker 2: He's on tour right now. You're gonna love him. Give
Speaker 2: it up for herman, rais everybody. I want you to
Speaker 2: know this.
Speaker 6: If your prayers include me to stop drinking, stop smoking,
Speaker 6: and stop having fun and stop.
Speaker 2: Watching these little bitches spop d adds.
Speaker 6: If your prayers include any of those things, They're not
Speaker 6: gonna work because I'm rejecting them all and I will
Speaker 6: be continuing in my saying wicked ass motherfucking waves.
Speaker 2: I gets it that the way you want to put
Speaker 2: m that was perfect for me. We like to put
Speaker 2: some thought.
Speaker 11: Okay, I was really good. I was like, damn my
Speaker 11: wicked ways. I was just praying this morning. I am
Speaker 11: very happy to be here. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: You've done so much so I hold you in such
Speaker 3: a high regard as a comic, so I really appreciate
Speaker 3: you having me on the podcast. I never told you that,
Speaker 3: and we can move past that because getting mushy.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, suck. But I definitely definitely
Speaker 2: I hated how that feels. Definitely respect you so much
Speaker 2: as a comic. David.
Speaker 3: This I'm first meet and you brother, but you're so
Speaker 3: I think, so down to earth, So thank.
Speaker 5: You about half as much.
Speaker 2: Well you've made me.
Speaker 3: You made me feel so comfortable as I've been here.
Speaker 3: And then I found out that we all tour, so
Speaker 3: that makes me feel even more comfortable.
Speaker 2: Good, you're happy to be here. We couldn't be happier
Speaker 2: that you're here. Please get off our dicks.
Speaker 5: That we don't take compliments, well, but.
Speaker 2: We You came to us with a conspiracy theory that
Speaker 2: that I'm s We haven't talked about this ever once,
Speaker 2: I think on the podcast. It has never come up
Speaker 2: on the podcast, which you would think is insane. But
Speaker 2: you said, my mama told me Bigfoot is real. Yes,
Speaker 2: let's go tell us everything. I know so many questions.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's my thing, and I'm gonna make it as
Speaker 3: basic as possible right before we even get.
Speaker 2: Into the theories.
Speaker 3: Do you think there is a man with enough time
Speaker 3: to walk around making twenty four to thirty six inch
Speaker 3: footprints to prove a creature is real?
Speaker 2: Yes? And I think he has a podcast in Yeah, Bro,
Speaker 2: I mean I'll be having a lot of time.
Speaker 3: You have enough time to go and make big ass
Speaker 3: tracks in the forest.
Speaker 2: If I lived forest adjacent I could guarantee ten to
Speaker 2: twelve tracks a week. Those are pretty good numbers.
Speaker 1: I have enough unaccounted for time, being like my girls
Speaker 1: at work in between shows sometimes at I'll drive an hour.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh me and likes going to the store,
Speaker 1: and then I will go do that. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: fully see that for you, But that's not my issue.
Speaker 1: I I I like the idea that now I feel
Speaker 1: like I've given up too much of my game.
Speaker 2: Are looking at me? Yeah, here, I just got more
Speaker 2: than you think, is all, is what I'm saying. And
Speaker 2: I think he has even less time than a lot
Speaker 2: of people, right, Like, I think there's a lot of
Speaker 2: people out in the world who have like spare time
Speaker 2: than a motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Yeah man, yeah, okay, but that's not I don't but
Speaker 3: everywhere in multiple on multiple continents, because it seems like
Speaker 3: a lot of places have their own bigfoot.
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to get into, right, It's like
Speaker 1: the abominable stillman, the yetty there's one in South America
Speaker 1: right right, Like, that's that, and that to me is
Speaker 1: the greatest kind of like marker towards this is a possible.
Speaker 1: It's like how every culture has dragons, right, These cultures
Speaker 1: that never interacted with each other still have the idea
Speaker 1: of what dragons are.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, okay, well maybe and that's what
Speaker 2: I feel about because it feels like, if it's real,
Speaker 2: it's obviously some kind of a missing link between us
Speaker 2: and primates, right sure, and that that story itself does
Speaker 2: not feel crazy to me. Yeah, I always had a
Speaker 2: little bit of trouble with the missing link part.
Speaker 1: Of it, or I don't know, missing link might not
Speaker 1: be the right term. I'm something somewhere the development between
Speaker 1: that in here.
Speaker 2: I don't actually mean that, I'm not judging the suggestion
Speaker 2: of a missing link, because I think that's that is
Speaker 2: part of the shit. I've always had a little bit
Speaker 2: more trouble with the premise that this isn't kind of
Speaker 2: like a thing living like it always felt arrogant of
Speaker 2: humans to be like, well, it's probably like those would
Speaker 2: not like you know what I mean, where it's like
Speaker 2: it's the way that giraffes and horses ain't related, do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like they're like, uh, they're
Speaker 2: not like loose cousins the same way that we would
Speaker 2: think they are, just because they're walking on all fours
Speaker 2: and they they sort of like gallop and ship. So
Speaker 2: you don't like the idea that I don't think so,
Speaker 2: I know, it feels like they could and if they
Speaker 2: are bad, it feels like a giraffe is a stretched
Speaker 2: out horse. If they are, what the fuck do you
Speaker 2: want from me? They both got weird tongs and like
Speaker 2: weak legs. I think they might be looking. Are not
Speaker 2: closely related. They are in different taxonomic orders, and their
Speaker 2: lineages diverge over fifty million years ago. Horses are odd
Speaker 2: toed ungut ungulates. That you can't say that about yea
Speaker 2: being crazy. Man, don't no horse, no ungulat. And then
Speaker 2: for all the ungulates, listen, I love your food. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I love it. The ungulate parade goes off every month.
Speaker 2: More paprika, that's what I say. While giraffes are even
Speaker 2: told ungulates, this means that regulates more close. Giraffe is
Speaker 2: more closely related to a hippo or a goat than
Speaker 2: to a horse. Wow. See that's a dangerous kind of math.
Speaker 2: Like it's that feels like racial math, like where it's
Speaker 2: like you don't even know what she told you got. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to do with that. Okay,
Speaker 2: racial math is hilarious.
Speaker 5: We've all done it.
Speaker 2: We have all done it. So you believe in bigfoot,
Speaker 2: I do believe in bigfoot, and and besides the footprints,
Speaker 2: what other reasons do you have to believe.
Speaker 3: There's multiple counts in different places. Like I said, it's
Speaker 3: very hard. I feel like for these stories to be
Speaker 3: shared on different kind continents with no means of you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like a letter in a bottle.
Speaker 3: We got a big foot too, you know, I don't
Speaker 3: believe that. And then also I do believe that there
Speaker 3: might be a hollow earth, so maybe.
Speaker 2: You can lead that. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: So I believe that maybe it's some things that are
Speaker 3: here or remnants of things that have always been here
Speaker 3: throughout time that can't be explained. That's why a lot
Speaker 3: of things get covered up. That's why we don't know
Speaker 3: about a lot of ship you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like so I feel like, yes, I do believe, and
Speaker 3: that's one of the reasons. I just feel like it's
Speaker 3: so many accounts in different places.
Speaker 2: You coming in crazy. We gotta go to breaks so
Speaker 2: we can come here, No, we gotta. We maybe need
Speaker 2: to rethink some strategy. This nigga was nuts.
Speaker 5: We got one. We got one.
Speaker 2: We got one.
Speaker 12: Me and David going to We'll be right back after
Speaker 12: this more. My mama told me, look at.
Speaker 2: Your day, but said he's on meat stretcher. He all
Speaker 2: stretch on me. Hall a Lujah, and look at your
Speaker 2: neighborhood and say, maybe big Foot's real. We're back. Let's
Speaker 2: still stay the meat stretching things can look at you.
Speaker 2: You're a meat stretcher. You'll stretch your meat. Also, big
Speaker 2: Foot is reel.
Speaker 1: Hey, and honestly, I will I make a pound of
Speaker 1: ground beef fly six weeks.
Speaker 2: What's up? Okay, that's a you know what. You're very
Speaker 2: fast on your feet mentally you getting away from big Foot.
Speaker 2: The yard was about a five to two height and
Speaker 2: that's a lie. It was five four al RIGHTA hey,
Speaker 2: cat Williams the wishes he could run as fast as
Speaker 2: you were. No, I think he could. I think I
Speaker 2: think I was just yeah, it looked pretty good. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie. He at fifty is running. I know
Speaker 2: he's not running a actual like whatever it was for
Speaker 2: flat that he was claiming. Yeah, a four flat is crazy,
Speaker 2: but either way, he he was fast as fuck. He
Speaker 2: was fast. He was fast. He was fast and like
Speaker 2: because fifty, who was sprints anymore? That's like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: could hurt yourself. Yeah, and he's he's physically been through
Speaker 2: so much that you would what he means. Nigga didn't
Speaker 2: have teeth for a long time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: He's got a life where you would expect him to
Speaker 2: not be able to move no more. And he's yeah,
Speaker 2: he's running a four or five. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 2: that's true for six. No, No, I think I think
Speaker 2: it was probably five. I mean, but five for fifty,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Four six is like Division one athlete, that's combine, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna run a four to six right now.
Speaker 2: I was a Division one athlete, man, All right, brother,
Speaker 2: what do you want to see? Brother? I was a
Speaker 2: baby once. We all want something, we all yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand how time works. I know what the fuck
Speaker 2: I used to be able to do and what I
Speaker 2: can't do no more. To stick to my consperience, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to come at you like that. Congratulations with me,
Speaker 2: both of us. That comes from a place of jealousy,
Speaker 2: for sure, deeply jealousy. Cool, y'all still got you do that?
Speaker 2: Don't do that test?
Speaker 5: Come on, baby, you got hair you yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, let's go. I forgot you didn't know his secret.
Speaker 3: You didn't know his one weakness because I.
Speaker 2: Was not ready at all this whole time. I thought
Speaker 2: you knew that I know it all. You play it off. Well,
Speaker 2: I had no idea. I had no idea. He keep
Speaker 2: that hat on tight? Yeah no, no, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. It ain't no loose. Yeah, yeah, you had
Speaker 2: it that That makes sense. Now I ain't got his
Speaker 2: exact size it lids. He goes to a different lids.
Speaker 5: Okay, now it feels like we're even again.
Speaker 2: Everything's back to those four.
Speaker 5: To three different ungulates.
Speaker 2: I like that her level play field. Uh. You you've
Speaker 2: revealed to us. You believe in the possibility of a
Speaker 2: hollow earth. You've revealed to us at Bigfoot, you believe
Speaker 2: it is real. Have you always felt this way? Where
Speaker 2: did this come from for you?
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to believe, because, first of all, I'm
Speaker 3: a super huge fan of Indiana Jones. Me and my
Speaker 3: grandma used to watch it together. So I love I
Speaker 3: love the Discovery and like National Treasure is one of
Speaker 3: my favorite you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So I really enjoy the thought of tomb raid.
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed the thought of discovering things from the
Speaker 3: past and places that may not be as a parent
Speaker 3: like again, deep holes in the earth, deep cabins like
Speaker 3: so strange, again, like conspiracy theories. It's like, because I
Speaker 3: believe in Bigfoot, I believe in all types of things,
Speaker 3: hollow Earth, I believe that there might be some type
Speaker 3: of tunnel that leads you somewhere. They found ancient ruins
Speaker 3: of the Grand Canyons. Oh okay, no, no, goohead, No,
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk. Okay, you sure, yeah, get
Speaker 3: whimsical on.
Speaker 2: The point is as another question, I too find myself
Speaker 2: sort of wanting that level of fantasy to exist. Where
Speaker 2: I have trouble is that it becomes a bunch of
Speaker 2: motherfuckers I don't respect, becoming the main vocal sort of
Speaker 2: like advocates for the silly things that I hope are real, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, if it weren't coming
Speaker 2: from such toxic individuals, hollow Earth would be really fun.
Speaker 2: But it's coming from like deeply angry, often racist people,
Speaker 2: And then you go like, man, that sucks. A lot
Speaker 2: of the issue too, is that A lot of the
Speaker 2: issue I find with it too, is that like, even
Speaker 2: though science has constantly proved itself wrong on things over
Speaker 2: and over again, it's still like, I think it's like
Speaker 2: deeply important to trust the current science because if you
Speaker 2: don't do that, you get like the way that Americans
Speaker 2: are spinning out now where they don't believe in anything.
Speaker 2: It's like, as much as I have that want to
Speaker 2: be like, oh maybe there's crazy shit, it's like you
Speaker 2: at least got to believe the people who know more
Speaker 2: than you. At this point, bro, we need a sincere
Speaker 2: system of beliefs, right, Like everybody needs that, regardless of
Speaker 2: if it's religion, if it's science, whatever it is. And
Speaker 2: we're as a society moving further and further from sincere
Speaker 2: belief in religion. Like culturally, I think it is becoming
Speaker 2: less and less of a sincere belief and more of
Speaker 2: like bad actors owning religion for the sake of like
Speaker 2: proving whatever points they have for themselves. And so like
Speaker 2: if you're gonna deny God and you're gonna deny science,
Speaker 2: then suddenly you're just making up whatever you want. And
Speaker 2: that's that's dangerous. You know what.
Speaker 3: That's the perfect example of what you described. Was you
Speaker 3: ever seen a Book of Eli. Of course, it's just
Speaker 3: like where it's like he knew by getting that Bible,
Speaker 3: this one word could change the thoughts of everybody, but it.
Speaker 2: Was the wrong person trying to perfect example. That movie
Speaker 2: did kind of piss me off, say more. I was
Speaker 2: sort of mad when it was the Bible? Did you
Speaker 2: what did you want it to be a gun? Some
Speaker 2: kind of a new gun they didn't have, because it
Speaker 2: was just like, because I felt like it was the Bible,
Speaker 2: then were just getting into the same trap that we
Speaker 2: were in before. That's what it made me feel like.
Speaker 2: It made me feel like it was going to be
Speaker 2: history repeating it till I felt something similar. I wanted
Speaker 2: it to be the Bible, but I wanted it to
Speaker 2: be a special Bible that had like a fucking like
Speaker 2: how do we blot out the sun? Like the Catholic one,
Speaker 2: Like it has like an extra book in it that
Speaker 2: actually resolves their problems today kind of thing, as opposed
Speaker 2: to it just being like John Luke the Rest.
Speaker 3: But so inspiring though it was post apocalyptic, it's nothing
Speaker 3: else for you to read. You don't have anything else
Speaker 3: for you to read, and this is these are the stories.
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly think for me to it, if
Speaker 1: I survived the apocalypse the first twenty years, I'm probably
Speaker 1: just running off for movies that I've seen so many times.
Speaker 2: I just like at nighttime, I just play like Wedding
Speaker 2: Crashers or Friday in my Oh you.
Speaker 3: Got Chapstick, that's all you got? You got cat Chapstick?
Speaker 3: He you got a CD player? Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah. In the Bible, yeah, so you know. But but
Speaker 2: even if I had to pick a book, but I'm
Speaker 2: not picking the Bible.
Speaker 3: What book would you have for the rest of your
Speaker 3: what wrinkle on time?
Speaker 2: Remember that? Oh that is? Oh you know what I
Speaker 2: would want for the rest of my life? Yeah? Watchmen?
Speaker 2: M graphic No, give me, give me Watchmen. It's it's
Speaker 2: graphic novels. So I get to look at a bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff and I can pick apart the animal, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, the drawings and ship and like
Speaker 2: small details. I'll do that forever, and it feels like,
Speaker 2: certainly in an apocalypse, it's it's applicable, it's gonna address
Speaker 2: some current issues. That's a really good Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: really good pick. I don't have one. That's okay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't have one. That's all right? Would you beicking?
Speaker 2: Oh damn? Forty eight laws of power? Just come on,
Speaker 2: there's no narrative version.
Speaker 5: What were these two extra laws?
Speaker 2: That's what worthy hang upside down? Doctor Drake production, doctor
Speaker 2: to be a doctor dre product. I can see I'm
Speaker 2: going with that. Yeah, okay, let's talk about bigfoot a
Speaker 2: little bit, or at least what I've come to find
Speaker 2: it with Bigfoot.
Speaker 5: And I hope.
Speaker 2: Given your you you see and your knowledge, but also
Speaker 2: your firm sort of faith. Yes, I would. I would
Speaker 2: venture to call this faith that you have in the
Speaker 2: existence of Bigfoot. I'm very excited to hear how you
Speaker 2: feel about this information. Okay, So the first appearance of
Speaker 2: Bigfoot in popular culture is traced back to nineteen fifty eight.
Speaker 2: Nineteen fifty eight is the original Bigfoot. They found a
Speaker 2: large footprint in the hills of Bluff Creek, California, that
Speaker 2: was sixteen inches long. That's your foot that is seen.
Speaker 5: Is not crazy, that's me.
Speaker 2: That's pretty close to you, very close. That ain't that crazy.
Speaker 2: That's not that crazy. This man could have just been homeless. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that might have been Montel Jordan.
Speaker 13: Senor Montel Jordan's senior Thursday singing about singing about Thursdays
Speaker 13: because it gives us something to look forward too, Ladies
Speaker 13: free other day.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not sixteen inches? Is not that crazy. It
Speaker 2: was later proven to be an absolute hoax. It was
Speaker 2: done by a man named Ray Wallace, who admitted on
Speaker 2: his deathbed to making lots of fake tracks throughout the
Speaker 2: fifties and sixties using large carved wooden feet. He basically
Speaker 2: car whittled some big ass feet and then, like you said,
Speaker 2: would spend his afternoons laying fucking footprints in random places.
Speaker 5: And he was doing it for the love of the game.
Speaker 2: He didn't even know Internet didn't even exist. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: probably was just like, wouldn't it be funny if somebody
Speaker 2: saw and thought it was a monster? I think the
Speaker 2: government told him to say that. Oh, the government told him.
Speaker 2: I think I think we're wearing hats on hats and
Speaker 2: we need to focus on one. We got to focus
Speaker 2: on One's.
Speaker 3: Focused on one. Okay, So that is a very good point. Hey,
Speaker 3: lock in me, you know, come on, more facts.
Speaker 2: Let's see. So he does this through the fifties and sixties.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to run through a timeline of other
Speaker 2: big Bigfoot events in other places. It's to nineteen sixty
Speaker 2: seven is the famous, most famous footage of Bigfoot always
Speaker 2: walking away one, the one where he's like walking away
Speaker 2: and then he looks back and yeah, here's a little
Speaker 2: wink to the camera. I love that. That's the most
Speaker 2: famous one. We're all familiar with that footage that comes
Speaker 2: from these dudes, Roger Rogers and Hammerson Rogers and Hammerson,
Speaker 2: Roger Patterson and Bob Gimblin. It was also found in
Speaker 2: buff Bluff Creek, California. It was shot on sixteen millimeter.
Speaker 2: It's the most famous footage of Bigfoot, and it's this
Speaker 2: very casual stroll. Now, what they claim is the fact
Speaker 2: that that footage has not been replicated is proof that
Speaker 2: this is in fact real footage of the Bigfoot. Like
Speaker 2: it hasn't been actively refuted, and they are like proven
Speaker 2: totally wrong, right, and also they haven't been able to
Speaker 2: like hoaxers haven't done the same thing in the at
Speaker 2: the same clip. Are people like are people looking at
Speaker 2: it's like the zaprut of film? Like, are people like
Speaker 2: analyzing it? Though? Like that they claim that they are
Speaker 2: being analyzed like that.
Speaker 1: Also that to me, even though I like, I like
Speaker 1: the existence of Bigfoot, that that video doesn't sell me
Speaker 1: because it's just like practical effects.
Speaker 2: You could just say practical effects were very good practical effects.
Speaker 2: And also it's nineteen sixty seven and cameras suck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and in a way that like, you want to prove
Speaker 2: to me that Bigfoot, that Bigfoot is is real? Do
Speaker 2: that shit? Find it in two thousand two could just
Speaker 2: been a Harry Ude. It could have been an angle,
Speaker 2: because you gotta stop saying that I was last was
Speaker 2: You're right, You're right, you're being crazy. Now in two thousand,
Speaker 2: a team of prominent bigfoot investigators, these might be your
Speaker 2: people bigfoot, the big Foot Field Research Organization went on
Speaker 2: an excursion in Mount Adams in Washington State and found
Speaker 2: what they claimed to be a large mammals left forearm, hip,
Speaker 2: thigh and heel imprint in some mud. Basically bigfoot.
Speaker 5: Down, Yeah, watching the game, watching the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a bird and a squirrel were fighting, and you
Speaker 2: just you're taking it all in. Yeah, But they found
Speaker 2: this this big like print and they claim that that
Speaker 2: is the first This is two thousand the first print
Speaker 2: of bigfoot ever discovered like his torso okay, just his feet.
Speaker 2: Okay again, different place, different feels like just could be
Speaker 2: a big dude. And maybe Bigfoot is just a big dude.
Speaker 2: Maybe Bigfoot is just a big dude. Maybe we all
Speaker 2: got a little big Foot in us. That's crazy.
Speaker 14: I don't want to I don't want to admit to that.
Speaker 14: We were friends having fun. I gotta check it, my girl,
Speaker 14: I still love me.
Speaker 5: Right now, I no longer believe it. Tell me some
Speaker 5: ship to say on her.
Speaker 2: Baby, baby, remember that thing, the fucking bomb baby now.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six, they found textures in a plaster
Speaker 2: of big Foot Bigfoot's footprint basically like found it. The
Speaker 2: textures which they revealed or claimed to be fingerprints, which
Speaker 2: experts are claiming hoaxers could never actually come up with that,
Speaker 2: Like a hoaxer would would obviously whittle the wood, but
Speaker 2: they wouldn't have the insight to make literal like fingerprint
Speaker 2: indentations inside of the foot, which would then sell it,
Speaker 2: they claim, sells it more so.
Speaker 3: Like actual like Okay, we got the ridges and the
Speaker 3: lines and all, we actually got a footprint here right
Speaker 3: right right.
Speaker 2: You're saying it's deeply detailed in a way that that
Speaker 2: the average whittler would not tend to make. So Bigfoot
Speaker 2: is in the system.
Speaker 5: Oh, no, Bigfoot is in the system. Scary.
Speaker 2: As soon as the government's back up and running, they're
Speaker 2: gonna get that. They're gonna get them. They're waiting on
Speaker 2: it to restarts start back up. That's what our boy
Speaker 2: Trump been working all.
Speaker 3: This whole time.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And they make Bigfoot crack related, that would
Speaker 2: be honestly, they're.
Speaker 1: Gonna say, they're gonna say it's not the CIA, it's
Speaker 1: Bigfoot who dropped off cracking a hood.
Speaker 5: Oh, they start just tying.
Speaker 2: I was going to a completely different direction. I thought
Speaker 2: you were gonna say that. They they'll they'll say that
Speaker 2: Bigfoot is just a big ass black person and they'll
Speaker 2: make us animals again. And maybe that's why I'm so
Speaker 2: afraid of the Missing Link, because it's like you're gonna
Speaker 2: make him black.
Speaker 3: That's why I would like to believe he's from the
Speaker 3: hollow Earth instead of the Missing wause it gives us
Speaker 3: something else apart from us.
Speaker 2: There's no way they find a big Bigfoot and they go,
Speaker 2: that's a white guy.
Speaker 1: You don't think they know It's interesting you don't think
Speaker 1: that white people think Bigfoot is more of a white especially.
Speaker 5: I feel like like when you see like Harry and
Speaker 5: the Henderson's or like when they like.
Speaker 3: You're talking about commercial Chewbaca, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: you talk about like it's ok, that's the Chewbacca you
Speaker 3: could sell, but you can't sell him.
Speaker 2: They don't even make Batman. That's true. And I think
Speaker 2: their fantasy of Bigfoot is white. But I think when
Speaker 2: they finally see a big Foot and shoot it in
Speaker 2: the head, that's a black guy. Yeah, because they're gonna
Speaker 2: shoot it. Yeah, Yeah, they're gonna They're not gonna it's
Speaker 2: gonna no it's gonna have who catches it. It's gonna
Speaker 2: have one weird reaction, bro, and they are going to
Speaker 2: shoot it. It's gonna make a weird noise. It's gonna
Speaker 2: fucking it's gonna go and steam is gonna come out
Speaker 2: and they're gonna fuck they gonna light it up. That's
Speaker 2: why they got them goods like these what are guns?
Speaker 3: That's why I got the Book of you like, read
Speaker 3: the Bible, read big butt. The Bible is crazy, damn. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, more more information because This is where I think
Speaker 2: it's gonna up to this point, you're hearing things that
Speaker 2: I think approve of your theory, or at least the
Speaker 2: possibility of it. In two thousand seven, there's a History
Speaker 2: Channel show called Monster Quest where they search for Bigfoot.
Speaker 2: It happens for four years, they do not find a
Speaker 2: big foot. In two thousand and eight, two dudes Matthew
Speaker 2: Witten and Rick Dyer claimed to have found a dead
Speaker 2: body of a bigfoot, which they kept in a large freezer.
Speaker 2: A number of top scientists got involved in the study
Speaker 2: seeking evidence, and it later is revealed as you say,
Speaker 2: it was thinking murder. It's just a hoax. They just
Speaker 2: they just faked a bigfoot. And I'll, in fact show
Speaker 2: you pictures of this supposed bigfoot. We gotta get a screen,
Speaker 2: we gotta get a screen. It's actually deeply embarrassing to
Speaker 2: hold these tiny photos up to you. That's the face
Speaker 2: right there, and that's the body sort of folded over.
Speaker 2: But but that is that they said, not a bigfoot.
Speaker 2: That's just I know they were gonna get because that's scary,
Speaker 2: because now I'm thinking, y'all, this is somebody y'all murdered.
Speaker 2: How happy it was yeah, me too, that's exactly what
Speaker 2: I thought. That's like murder somebody. And then told people
Speaker 2: day yeah, and then the one guy was like, I
Speaker 2: got it, Yeah, I got it. Your sister works at
Speaker 2: a hair salon, right, like you say, six guys, he
Speaker 2: was in the four smoking.
Speaker 4: Weed came out.
Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah. They shot angry.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: They're like, look, it looks like a monkey to me. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: I think there's some nasty ship origins to this this body,
Speaker 2: but that is not a bigfoot. There is also in
Speaker 2: two thousand and six, uh two people claim to have
Speaker 2: bumped into a bigfoot and get separate footage. This footage
Speaker 2: is referred to as the Sonoma Bigfoot foot video California, Sonoma, California.
Speaker 2: They claim to have found another bigfoot and that's what
Speaker 2: this footage is. He liked California. And it's only ten
Speaker 2: seconds long. It is not very long, but they get
Speaker 2: that on the razor phone. Yeah six yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: chase you know what they said, Oh there he is.
Speaker 2: I don't that's him right there on the stroll. Like
Speaker 2: I got to get through the fun I'm going they
Speaker 2: somebody to be for sure.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 15: I'll take pictures, but not now. That was crazy Woodchuck Dallas,
Speaker 15: I gotta go.
Speaker 5: I don't believe that because it was such a crazy gait.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's the way.
Speaker 3: That was a weird wow. He looked like he going
Speaker 3: to pick up money. I'm going to pick up It
Speaker 3: looks like you.
Speaker 2: Put somebody in a costume and said, hey, walk like
Speaker 2: big Foot real quick. That's my angry one.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was trying to find Adam Sandler and uncut gems.
Speaker 2: It looks like Adam Sandler.
Speaker 6: Was in there.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: You're never going to see him because you know what
Speaker 3: they said about Bigfoot. He is elusive and shy.
Speaker 2: Okay, like every animal. Right, we still catch Frank Ocean. No,
Speaker 2: not often, not all. They caught that again Japan. But
Speaker 2: you've seen that foot. It's just very fast.
Speaker 5: It's dark.
Speaker 2: Keep moving.
Speaker 6: To go.
Speaker 2: Literally. I was like, is this is this nighttime? Bro? Yeah? No,
Speaker 2: I I look, man, there's this list continues of just
Speaker 2: like potential, potential, but frankly all of it becoming quickly denied.
Speaker 2: There are In twenty twelve, a Scientists Texas veterinarian researcher
Speaker 2: announced that she had the results of years of investigation
Speaker 2: that proved that Bigfoot was real. Her science was later
Speaker 2: completely refuted.
Speaker 3: Where's from Texas, Texas? That's right, science capital. You don't
Speaker 3: mess with them. Yeah, she got God. She said all
Speaker 3: these theories is right.
Speaker 2: And then some people finally got their guns. Similarly, twenty twelve,
Speaker 2: two vehicles in rural Montana hit and killed what apparently
Speaker 2: was a Bigfoot on Highway ninety three that's later proven
Speaker 2: not to be true. In two thousand, a lot of
Speaker 2: this murder, it's just people being like, Okay, here's what
Speaker 2: we say. I thought he was big for it is
Speaker 2: crazy for Burda in the forest. In twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: two years after being found guilty of professional misconduct, a
Speaker 2: person named Melba Ketchum launches a crowdfunding effort for a
Speaker 2: cryptid genome project, which is meant to like unlock the
Speaker 2: truth about Bigfoot. She collects twenty five thousand dollars from
Speaker 2: donors to not any feel no, no credible and even ever,
Speaker 2: that's that's an amount of money you run off with. Yeah,
Speaker 2: two years worth of apartment cryptos. I'm gonna try to know.
Speaker 2: And in twenty twenty three, Peter Burn the last of
Speaker 2: the so called Four Horsemen who are a part of
Speaker 2: the main sort of Bigfoot research community. He died in
Speaker 2: sadly never having seen or gotten any evidence of his
Speaker 2: his theory. Here's the thing. If we have bigfoot, yep,
Speaker 2: doesn't that throw off everything?
Speaker 1: Like if they actually know, you mean, like like the
Speaker 1: alien Yeah, you know what I mean, Like they know,
Speaker 1: but they're not gonna.
Speaker 3: This is the exact reason why they won't say Jesus,
Speaker 3: because if you find out Jesus, this is the exact reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there no other reason reason, But it would it
Speaker 2: would just make you.
Speaker 3: I think it would throw the world into anarchy to
Speaker 3: believe that there's something else out there other than us.
Speaker 3: It would scare us too much. It would throw off tourism.
Speaker 3: I agree with that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I also I also agree with the I also have
Speaker 1: the idea that like, if it is real and it's known,
Speaker 1: it's in their best interests not let us know.
Speaker 2: Probably it's not a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, agree, it's probably just like it's probably Like
Speaker 1: I've always kind of felt like it's maybe like northwestern
Speaker 1: United North America situation, or like up in Canada, like
Speaker 1: up the Pacific Coast. Yeah, but like I think it's
Speaker 1: maybe it's probably just like a population that's probably been
Speaker 1: dwindling anyway. Like, I think it's just maybe not a lot.
Speaker 2: I think it's it's because if there's twelve, why they
Speaker 2: got to tell us about it. I also think it's
Speaker 2: probably one of those things closer to like those you
Speaker 2: told me about this, those no, you and Mandel taught
Speaker 2: me about this, about those blue people in like follow
Speaker 2: in Kentucky, Kentucky. Yeah, well, it's just like a curse generate,
Speaker 2: like fucking blood line of like weird looking people. I
Speaker 2: don't think it has to be a big like a
Speaker 2: missing link or some exotic creature. I think it could
Speaker 2: just be a fun Yeah, just a individual in the blood. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think we we really think we know what people
Speaker 2: are and what we can do, and we haven't really
Speaker 2: lived outside. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean is different. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's maybe the weirdest thing. No, it was another one
Speaker 2: we want.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, man, if you would have just started this pot
Speaker 2: off nice maybe the.
Speaker 5: Fact that had you rolled it out correctly, I would
Speaker 5: have caught it.
Speaker 2: Stevie wonder that's not enough. It's pretty fund.
Speaker 5: Passes all the time. We're always passing to each other
Speaker 5: the one.
Speaker 2: Time waye lebron Man usually usually on in Cleveland. No,
Speaker 2: this is this is your way today.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, this sucks. Oh my soundboards not working,
Speaker 7: not at all. No, look at a dog. He's as
Speaker 7: black as can be.
Speaker 2: I was the one I want. We need to take
Speaker 2: one more break and then and then we're going to
Speaker 2: come back and do a voicemail together. Yeah. We did
Speaker 2: not wrap this up at all. But I had a
Speaker 2: great time. I actually had a really good time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: big Foot is real, you guys to believe, so it's nice. No,
Speaker 2: we're going to do a voicemail. I know. No, I'm
Speaker 2: just saying that the big foot part, the big football. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we covered a lot of other really important stuff. Let's
Speaker 2: wrap it up quick. You're wrong, brother, but good god,
Speaker 2: you're enjoying yourself and this was important. Who are we
Speaker 2: the yuck? You're young if you are first crazy as
Speaker 2: a soup sandwich. I thought I had. The man's a fool.
Speaker 2: But what a fun time. And we'll be back with more,
Speaker 2: hermit rice more. My mama told me.
Speaker 10: He not only do I won't you, but I need
Speaker 10: that you understand. I need that, and I suck on
Speaker 10: your ass like a goddamn neck bone. Oh mother fucking pitch,
Speaker 10: but I need that.
Speaker 5: I won't that neck bone connected to the headbone.
Speaker 2: We're back, all right, We're gonna do a voicemail. We
Speaker 2: have a lot of fun voicemails. We don't listen to them,
Speaker 2: so we don't know. So this is first for everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's exciting. Anything could happen. This feels like
Speaker 2: it could be a fun one for everybody to participate in. Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go. Sometimes they're a nightmare. This one seems
Speaker 2: it seems goody.
Speaker 4: What's up? It's Jeffery from Decatur, Georgia. I ain't got
Speaker 4: no nasty ship, but so I got a conspiracy. I
Speaker 4: want to run by y'all because everybody know Colin Kaepernick.
Speaker 4: You know he got railroaded out of the league.
Speaker 5: Yeah, nice, try ice cube.
Speaker 2: Sound like he's that yet yet? Is Jeffrey from Decatur? Right? Man?
Speaker 2: Like this accent is not matching up. He's a good life.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 4: But the thing that's fishy about it to me is,
Speaker 4: you know, niggas been sitting down during the happening forever
Speaker 4: That ain't no big deal. All of a sudden, his
Speaker 4: white dude, Nate Boyer for former NFL long snapper, he
Speaker 4: was in the army and shits gonna come out and
Speaker 4: tell him kneeling is more respectful. When he started kneeling,
Speaker 4: that's when Kaepernick started getting all the pushback and the
Speaker 4: blowback and ship. But then you look up and it's
Speaker 4: like Nate Boyer's on first take, Nate Boyer is rubbing
Speaker 4: his hands through Stage Steal's hair on ESPN Sports Center.
Speaker 4: I feel like, on the low, Nate Boyer kind of
Speaker 4: set cap up like I'm helping you, but I'm not
Speaker 4: really helping you. I'm helping myself. How did motherfucker get
Speaker 4: on TV? From from telling Kaepernick to Neil and k
Speaker 4: Neil and was the thing that fucking pissed everybody off.
Speaker 4: Nobody cared when Camp was just sitting on the bench.
Speaker 4: But once he started kneeling quote unquote.
Speaker 16: A while, that's his mama being like, you're not talking
Speaker 16: about that. You can't keep hey if you keep talking
Speaker 16: about that. I was trying to see where he was
Speaker 16: going with that for a long time.
Speaker 2: That's a common problem. I was like, I was like
Speaker 2: he ain't done. By the way, he's got a six
Speaker 2: second I don't know whatever'kay no, I I think as
Speaker 2: an idea that is valid. You don't want to think
Speaker 2: it was maybe as sinister as that is, Like you
Speaker 2: imagine maybe he told him he said that, and then
Speaker 2: when he saw the way it was going, he was like,
Speaker 2: all right, let me But do you think it was
Speaker 2: like I don't think that. We've talked about this a
Speaker 2: lot on the podcast. I don't believe white people to
Speaker 2: be the evil masterminds that we sometimes build them up
Speaker 2: to be. I think that they are sick and advantageous
Speaker 2: in their in their like system that already is built
Speaker 2: for them to succeed, and so like to your point,
Speaker 2: I think he saw Kaepernick taking in l and was like, well, shit,
Speaker 2: I can make a hero story out of my thing,
Speaker 2: Like like whatever this is, I can validate me, even
Speaker 2: if that doesn't validate him. I don't think he had
Speaker 2: to be like, first, I'll make him kneel.
Speaker 1: Do I think that there was like an opportunistic bent
Speaker 1: to this whole thing. Yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I just don't think it was like I don't think
Speaker 1: he saw the vision of it.
Speaker 2: No. I mean, clear as day, it's the NFL that's
Speaker 2: a plantation. That guy's white. This guy's not white. Always
Speaker 2: you're going to be able to do what you would
Speaker 2: like to do you're not. Yeah. And also I think,
Speaker 2: if I'm looking at the optics, he told him to kneel,
Speaker 2: and he I think he was like a former military guy.
Speaker 2: And so like, if I'm the NFL and I don't
Speaker 2: want to claim racism, like that's part of their thing
Speaker 2: is they don't want to say they're racist, then I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be like, no, he told them, and we respect
Speaker 2: that they had a positive relationship. Was a good white idea.
Speaker 2: It was the way he did it. Yeah, that really
Speaker 2: fucked the whole thing. He could have kneeled the way
Speaker 2: we would kneel, and we would have kneel.
Speaker 5: We would have kneeled a lot better more. We wouldn't
Speaker 5: kneeled with a half fro.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Didn't just look just because it's a black man. It
Speaker 3: looks disrespectful to the nation, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: which in turn is like so many people do different
Speaker 3: things during the national anthem, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That's smart. Yeah, I sit there and I get uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: like a basketball game is like a tough feeling.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I've sat in the middle where I was like,
Speaker 1: what was that? It was the last I think it
Speaker 1: was the last time I went to a Nuggets game.
Speaker 1: They started and I was It's like I was standing
Speaker 1: and my homie wasn't standing. My homie his wife weren't standing.
Speaker 2: You sat that down. I was standing, and I was
Speaker 2: looking around, and I was really thinking about it, and
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, fuck this? I sat
Speaker 2: down in the middle. Oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because think about it. Right, when we hear like
Speaker 3: the Canadian national anthem, do we pay as much respect
Speaker 3: to it?
Speaker 2: I bet they do. I like you they do, but
Speaker 2: not everybody.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying in a sense of like
Speaker 3: we get so called up and prestigious on our own
Speaker 3: thing where it's like you don't even respect other people cultures.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I'm saying, I'm not standing for nothing. Y'all
Speaker 2: got going on? Do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: in the grand scheme of things, nothing that that has
Speaker 2: and will continue to happen is something to me worth
Speaker 2: like putting my fucking hand over my heart. None of
Speaker 2: that ship Like we are where we are. I'm happy
Speaker 2: with the life that I have, but I'm not at
Speaker 2: I'm not in service of whatever this thing is. You
Speaker 2: don't need to be. I pay my taxes. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I do everything you ask me. Cars there you go
Speaker 2: that you need. You also.
Speaker 5: That what you would be doing if you y Okay,
Speaker 5: it's purging all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a big foot. It was a big
Speaker 2: I think we found our ending. This is great, man.
Speaker 5: You had a great time.
Speaker 2: You tell the people where they can find you. You
Speaker 2: got going on.
Speaker 3: I am on tour with Aaron Branch right now. We
Speaker 3: are on a Dysfunctional Friends tour. I think we have
Speaker 3: a couple of dates left. We are in Dallas, we
Speaker 3: are at the New York Comedy Festival. We are in
Speaker 3: Tacoma and Spokane soon as well. But yeah, if you
Speaker 3: look me up herman Rice Rice with a W W
Speaker 3: r CE, you can find me everywhere. I really enjoyed myself.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys. This is fun man. What you got cool?
Speaker 2: Got joke City's having on Instagram? That's it? Follow Dave,
Speaker 2: come see me on tour. I'm at Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: continuing to be on tour. We probably in November at
Speaker 2: this point, So at November sixteenth, I'm in I'm at
Speaker 2: the Improv in Washington, d C. I'm gonna be at
Speaker 2: Cap City on November nineteenth, in Austin, Texas. November twenty
Speaker 2: through the twenty second, I'll be in Phoenix, Arizona. And
Speaker 2: then in December, I'm hitting Wilmington, North Carolina, Cleveland, Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: East Providence, Detroit, Grant Rapids. Then I just added Chicago, Chicago.
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