Speaker 1: Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2: I'll play you a clip from a favorite Christmas movie.
Speaker 2: Just name the movie, write them down.
Speaker 3: Here we'll go.
Speaker 2: We'll go, game to get started. Uh, this is an example,
Speaker 2: but still don't blow it out your answer. Guys, Right
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know him.
Speaker 4: I know him.
Speaker 2: So that's an example. Amy, What do you have else?
Speaker 2: That's right, there's no point there.
Speaker 3: That's a good movie. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: So you'll go until you miss name the Christmas movie
Speaker 2: by the clip.
Speaker 3: All right, go ahead, you'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho. I'm in for the wind, Amy,
Speaker 3: Christmas Story. A Christmas story, Eddie, a Christmas story. Boom
Speaker 3: one number two. Mary Smith. You're filthy animal and they're
Speaker 3: happy New Year. Merry Christmas. You're filthy animals and they're
Speaker 3: happy New Year. I'm in.
Speaker 2: I'm in for the wind and latchrocks Home alone, Amy, Eddie,
Speaker 2: home alone.
Speaker 3: Good job.
Speaker 2: That's on the TV. That often confused you guys in
Speaker 2: yours past. You have to find the old movie good.
Speaker 3: Job, Good job. Next up.
Speaker 4: I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
Speaker 3: It's not batter at all. Really, maybe it just needs
Speaker 3: a little love. I'm in. Uh good.
Speaker 2: This would be one of the few I would know
Speaker 2: because I haven't seen a lot of Christmas movies, but
Speaker 2: this is for sure what I would know.
Speaker 3: Would you play one more time?
Speaker 5: I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
Speaker 3: It's not batter at all. Really, maybe it just needs
Speaker 3: a little love. In for the Wind, Amy looks defeated.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just like one of three of the
Speaker 4: black and white that I know.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna get it.
Speaker 4: Then what do you have, miracle on thirty four on
Speaker 4: the street.
Speaker 3: It's not black and white.
Speaker 6: Some colored lunch and black collar, especially a cartoon a
Speaker 6: Charlie Brown Christmas.
Speaker 3: Heady Charlie Christmas correct sounded like? Good job?
Speaker 4: Next up, almost see hill of him.
Speaker 3: Did that and he's not Santa Well he was.
Speaker 2: In Mayby You're out, You're not in. I saw her
Speaker 2: writing down and you guys, I'm in, You're out. No
Speaker 2: lunchbox neaty one more time? Please see him.
Speaker 3: Him did that and he's not Santa Well he was.
Speaker 3: I'm in. I'm in for the wind. Ch Santa Clau,
Speaker 3: Eddie the Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: Great job.
Speaker 5: Next five thirty Joshuaj shakestairty dinner with me.
Speaker 3: I can't can show that again. Seven o'clock wrestle with
Speaker 3: my health loading. I'm booked, man, what for the win?
Speaker 3: Let's give it one more run.
Speaker 5: Five thirty Joshuaj shakes thirty dinner with me. I can't
Speaker 5: can't show that again. Seven o'clock wrestle with my shelf loading.
Speaker 3: I'm booked. He's stressing. I have I mean five seconds
Speaker 3: time or timer? Lunchbox? Bad Santa Eddie? How the grint
Speaker 3: stole Christmas? Correct? That's correct, and you know what to
Speaker 3: start the day? Come on? Yeah, it'symous by anonymous. Then
Speaker 3: there's a question to because hello Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2: In the era of gender reveal parties, it seems my
Speaker 2: family and friends bill like they're entitled to more information
Speaker 2: than we are willing to give. My wife and I
Speaker 2: made the decision to not know the sex of our
Speaker 2: baby until he or she arrives in two months. Everyone else, however,
Speaker 2: is now acting all outraged about it and are feeling
Speaker 2: slided because there's not a gender reveal party and they
Speaker 2: don't know what to get the baby for a present.
Speaker 2: The last one's easy, uh, diapers. As far as the rest,
Speaker 2: short of saying, mind your own freaking business, what's the
Speaker 2: best way to convince people that they need to let
Speaker 2: it go because it's not about them signed dad to
Speaker 2: be This is very easy. This is something you can
Speaker 2: do and even seem nice. It's not gonna rub people
Speaker 2: the wrong way. But yeah, first of all, they need
Speaker 2: to shut up. This has nothing to do with them.
Speaker 2: They probably just want free cake or like an explosion
Speaker 2: or something. But don't everybody else, don't use fire in
Speaker 2: gender reveal parties. No fire, no explosions. This is what
Speaker 2: you say. Say, man, we really appreciate that, but we
Speaker 2: don't want to know, like we don't want to know
Speaker 2: if it's a boy or girl till it happens. So
Speaker 2: if we have gender reveal party, that's going to run
Speaker 2: it for us. So totally understand. If we do it again,
Speaker 2: we'll probably do this, but because we're not wanting to know,
Speaker 2: we're just not going to have it. And I think
Speaker 2: that is an extremely nice way that's not going to
Speaker 2: be awkward. And you can even send it out in
Speaker 2: a mass text to all these loser family members who
Speaker 2: aren't losers because they're your family. But they're losers in
Speaker 2: this situation, right, and just go like, hey, guys, you
Speaker 2: guys have been asking about a gender reveal.
Speaker 3: We thought about it.
Speaker 2: We thought it'd be fun, but we don't want to
Speaker 2: know yet, so we've decided not to do one.
Speaker 3: We'll let's you know if we do another one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there are plenty of gifts that are pretty.
Speaker 7: Neutral or all babies need, or a gift card, a
Speaker 7: literal gift card for a baby, like got Grace and
Speaker 7: DJ they just had a baby.
Speaker 3: It's my sister's sister and brother in law.
Speaker 2: We just got them a gift card to Macy's, like literally,
Speaker 2: because macy says everything get a store like deathidize everything
Speaker 2: and Bota boom bottle. Being you're done as far as
Speaker 2: the gift thing goes perfect. Yeah, but you can actually
Speaker 2: not be awkward. Sometimes these do call for awkward situation
Speaker 2: and conversations and to say, hey, guys, we've been.
Speaker 3: Thinking about the gender reveal party.
Speaker 2: We thought it was super fun, but we've kind of
Speaker 2: decided we just want to not know until it's time,
Speaker 2: So please respect our decision and then block them all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, family needs to needs to chill. That's all.
Speaker 2: That's got very close family though, right, and they feel
Speaker 2: so close that they can actually say stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and that's that's a positive.
Speaker 3: But yeah, sometimes you get a little too close. That's
Speaker 3: what's up. Thank you, close it up, Pile of Stories.
Speaker 4: A study found that songs with over one hundred and
Speaker 4: twenty beats per minute can lead to dangerous driving.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, whenever I hear party rock, party rock, antl
Speaker 2: lmfaoh I'm doing around curves right.
Speaker 4: Well, it is Christmas time, so there's a lot of
Speaker 4: Christmas music being played. And what this means is Frosty
Speaker 4: the Snowman is the most dangerous Christmas song to drive to.
Speaker 4: It has one hundred and seventy two beats per minute.
Speaker 3: How is it the Frosty Diplo mix? Yeah, frop the
Speaker 3: snow and.
Speaker 4: Then in at number two is one of her favorites.
Speaker 4: Mariah Carres all I want for Christmas with you?
Speaker 3: So all you're doing is Christmas one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Christmas time.
Speaker 3: But how what's the bpm again?
Speaker 4: Anything over one hundred and twenty bpm?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that fast? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can play it for him? Okay, here one twenty bpm?
Speaker 2: Am you go ahead with your story, Eddie.
Speaker 4: I hate to break this to you, but in at
Speaker 4: number three is at least not be.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I get that though, because that goes good
Speaker 2: and that's racist.
Speaker 3: I think it goes on racism. I think it goes
Speaker 3: fast when he goes I want to way is shoe
Speaker 3: one there?
Speaker 4: She didn't say that to me, I said, because he
Speaker 4: loves that song.
Speaker 2: If she just said, like, hey, Bobby, bad news crackers,
Speaker 2: are you know fast?
Speaker 3: I'd be like that's racist? Anyway?
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Okay, Well those are the top three songs,
Speaker 4: so just be careful if those come on the radio
Speaker 4: when you are driving.
Speaker 3: You go here, here you go. Metronome one twenty.
Speaker 2: Frosty the Snowman was a very happy snow. He had
Speaker 2: snow in his mouth, the snow and his now wasn't
Speaker 2: some snow in his he there used to be a
Speaker 2: frusty man and then he melted away.
Speaker 3: And everybody cheered.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, but that's not a cheer, they say, frost.
Speaker 3: That's what it is. Sounds like a sailor's version in front.
Speaker 3: That's okay. Two things. One that's funny too, that's hertful okay,
Speaker 3: all right, what else?
Speaker 4: Anybody a self gifter in here.
Speaker 2: For business every day, and it makes my wife's life
Speaker 2: miserable when it comes to Christmas time because she's like,
Speaker 2: anything you want, you get and I'm like, that's true.
Speaker 2: But you know what I told her before you elaborate
Speaker 2: on the story. I said, she'd give me a list
Speaker 2: of things you would like. And I said, why if
Speaker 2: there was listenings I like, I watch them without kids.
Speaker 2: I got a good jobs. Uh, let's rock is what
Speaker 2: I say every day I want to get online. Let's
Speaker 2: rock When I buy stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, right, I know, but maybe in
Speaker 4: the month of December, you just.
Speaker 2: Stop buying me stuff, right, So I said to her,
Speaker 2: and I met this as a compliment. The stuff that
Speaker 2: she gets me without me telling her is way better
Speaker 2: than the stuff I would get myself. When it comes
Speaker 2: to like clothing or cool things. If I just say
Speaker 2: here's what I want based on what I want, it's
Speaker 2: gonna have a razor back on it. And so yes,
Speaker 2: it'll be a cutoff or have a razorback on it.
Speaker 3: So yes, I'm a self gifter and that's tough to
Speaker 3: buy me anything.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, you're a self gifter, I guess year round.
Speaker 4: But when it comes to Christmas time, only about half
Speaker 4: of us are self gifters. But maybe pause so that way,
Speaker 4: the loved ones in your life can actually get you
Speaker 4: what you want and you're not just buying it for yourself.
Speaker 4: And then also when it comes to presence, I saw
Speaker 4: that parents are spending on average one hundred and seventy
Speaker 4: three dollars per kid, and I think Eddie's growing over
Speaker 4: there because he's got.
Speaker 3: Four of them. I didn't want to hear that number.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not the law anyway, you will say
Speaker 2: the law. Now, that's not the constitution where you have
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 4: It's just on average.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure we're around that number. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: just saying you'll have to be there, I know, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then if you are planning to see relatives over
Speaker 4: the holidays and you're like, oh, I can't wait for
Speaker 4: Christmas vacation, well, survey says people do not see that
Speaker 4: as vacation. It is not relaxing. It's some more stress.
Speaker 4: So make sure you do take some time for yourself.
Speaker 3: I'm lucky that I love my in laws.
Speaker 2: However, what I don't like as all days I just
Speaker 2: said families apparently just hang out and do nothing.
Speaker 3: I had no idea.
Speaker 8: Chill.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't really grow up in an environment we
Speaker 2: just sit around. I didn't grow up with like like
Speaker 2: a family dynamic ever, And so like Christmas and Christmas
Speaker 2: even like the day after, like you just sit around
Speaker 2: and like hang and it's like what we all know.
Speaker 2: Everybody understands this kind of is boring. And then I
Speaker 2: get on my phone and then I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: don't don't be on your phone the whole time, like
Speaker 2: just be like engage. And I'm like, I'm a great
Speaker 2: possibly can be. I'm like, so, yeah, yeah, it's all vacation,
Speaker 2: but I don't even like vacation.
Speaker 4: So well, just make sure again you take some time
Speaker 4: for yourself. I'm Amy.
Speaker 3: That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 9: It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3: Got a guy named John. He loves Christmas, but he
Speaker 3: loves his wife more Joan.
Speaker 2: She was diagnosed with Alzheimer's four years ago and since then, he,
Speaker 2: the marine veteran, has made it his mission to keep
Speaker 2: making her memories. Now, there are a lot of hands
Speaker 2: on the project people that have jumped in helping set
Speaker 2: up lights and decorations. A steady stream of admirers also
Speaker 2: coming to check out the holiday cheer because they've done
Speaker 2: such a good job, and John says he can't see
Speaker 2: him so stopping the tradition. Now Here, he is talking
Speaker 2: about why he does it and his wife's reaction to it.
Speaker 3: Hey, if we wasn't from my wife, I don't know
Speaker 3: if I would have done it. But she wanted Christmas,
Speaker 3: so I'll give it to her. I'll do anything to
Speaker 3: make her happy.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what to think, but I'm glad he
Speaker 4: did it.
Speaker 3: I love him. Jess Alzheimer's again. She's in fifty three. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's young.
Speaker 2: To thank John and celebrate Joan. The neighbors have set
Speaker 2: up a po box to receive Christmas cards, and they'll
Speaker 2: give John the cards to read him to his wife.
Speaker 2: So the whole neighborhood jumping in thought that was pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: That is from CBS News. That is what it's all about.
Speaker 3: That was telling me something good, all right, voice smail
Speaker 3: hit it.
Speaker 9: So I got caught in a conversation I could not
Speaker 9: figure out in this I find myself running into this
Speaker 9: issue quite a bit. So I was wondering how would
Speaker 9: you guys recommend I stop being engaged in a conversation
Speaker 9: with somebody at work, stop being super rude about it.
Speaker 9: Of course, sometimes it'll be like thirty forty five minutes
Speaker 9: before the person stops talking. So I was wondering if
Speaker 9: you guys have any input or any suggestions and how
Speaker 9: I can like find a way to escape or to
Speaker 9: step away without being rude. So wanted to get your input.
Speaker 9: Let me know, tough one.
Speaker 3: And it sounds like he doesn't like the person I
Speaker 3: like Amy, so it's easy.
Speaker 4: And then there's no way I talked for thirty oh no.
Speaker 3: On the phone. You definitely definitely can you definitely have
Speaker 3: the phone regardless. But I like Amy. It sounds like
Speaker 3: he doesn't like this person very much.
Speaker 2: It's difficult Amy, as someone, what are the best techniques
Speaker 2: people have used with you?
Speaker 3: You don't know anything.
Speaker 2: I'm asking genuinely because you do like to talk and
Speaker 2: sometimes you will just like.
Speaker 4: There are techniques I have not caught on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, fair enough, So this is what I would
Speaker 2: say to do. Let's say, and now I'll say that
Speaker 2: it's in not the same situation with Amy and I
Speaker 2: and I see I'm like ohm he always wants to
Speaker 2: talk forever. If so, if she comes up and she's like, hey,
Speaker 2: what's up, and I'll be like, oh, get to see you.
Speaker 3: I have like eighteen minutes to a meeting. What's what's
Speaker 3: going on?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He always gives me. That's what you give me a
Speaker 4: I'll do that with you two. You do hard now
Speaker 4: that I think about it, because it's not rude, like hey,
Speaker 4: I've got five minutes, like what's up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like until I have something else to do,
Speaker 2: because it doesn't feel rude because that's not like I
Speaker 2: only want to talk to you for five minutes. It is, hey,
Speaker 2: have something else that I gotta get to, But I'd
Speaker 2: love to spend a few minutes with you.
Speaker 3: What's going on? And they have to get to their
Speaker 3: point quicker.
Speaker 4: I get that I may not get to the point
Speaker 4: as quickly about you might want too bad.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: I know it's not about me, because I'm definitely not
Speaker 4: a thirty minute I'm just not.
Speaker 3: You could be very easily.
Speaker 2: But my advice would be this, if you see them
Speaker 2: walking up and you're like, oh God, here we go,
Speaker 2: and you can't be rude. You don't want to be
Speaker 2: rude at the office because I don't make It's like, hey, Charles,
Speaker 2: how's it going, Like, oh, good to see you. I
Speaker 2: have this media I get you to in twelve minutes,
Speaker 2: but yeah, what's going on? They will feel nothing, not
Speaker 2: hurt at all by that, and you've just set a boundary.
Speaker 3: And then when you.
Speaker 2: Go, oh, sorry, I got to go to this thing
Speaker 2: I was telling you about, they won't their feelings won't
Speaker 2: be hurt. That's the easiest way to do it, too,
Speaker 2: is run anytime you say to come and get out
Speaker 2: of dodge. But you can't always do that. Anything you
Speaker 2: like to lend, No, I just mean in general, I
Speaker 2: care about.
Speaker 3: What you think anything.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean in general. I guess it's good for
Speaker 4: those of us that do like to talk that maybe
Speaker 4: we practice awareness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is not about that. I'm just asking.
Speaker 4: I know, but I'm going to I can't. I can't
Speaker 4: relate to him. So I'm going to relate to the
Speaker 4: people that might talk thinking that. You know, oh, time flies.
Speaker 4: You know, when you're having a conversation, you don't realize
Speaker 4: it's been as long as it has. So just be aware,
Speaker 4: got it of other people's time. I'll speak to that audience.
Speaker 3: You know, a scuba and not have a deal. You
Speaker 3: text me, But I don't think I'm here to my point,
Speaker 3: and I don't think they know. I don't think people
Speaker 3: know when they're that person.
Speaker 4: Okay, well this is your moment. Okay, be aware. Let
Speaker 4: start start paying attention. People start to say, hey, I
Speaker 4: got twelve minutes.
Speaker 3: Nothing, No is your thing?
Speaker 10: Yes, when I have a deal, we just text each other.
Speaker 10: If they look like they're stuck in a conversation. It's
Speaker 10: like a girl in the club that needs help. You
Speaker 10: guys will do that. Here got it so fun? They
Speaker 10: didn't say toward you, Amy, that's that's all all right.
Speaker 3: Let's do that.
Speaker 2: This is a ridiculous job, although for what it pays
Speaker 2: not so bad. The Wall Street Journal says that there's
Speaker 2: a new professional backscratcher that makes a hundred bucks an hour.
Speaker 3: You want to do that job? You go scratch it
Speaker 3: back one hundred bucks an hour. Two things are here.
Speaker 2: One, that's a lot of money, one hundred bucks an
Speaker 2: hours a lot of money. Number Two, it's just random
Speaker 2: people's back scratching.
Speaker 3: That kind of gross. That's gross, But is it worth
Speaker 3: one hundred bucks an hour?
Speaker 4: Okay. Well, now I'm thinking, do I have to use
Speaker 4: my fingernails or can I use one of those little
Speaker 4: rake things?
Speaker 2: If I'm hiring you your fingernail and baby, I want
Speaker 2: the end of my touch. So this guy named and
Speaker 2: maybe it's a girl. Her name is Tony, but I
Speaker 2: can't imagine a tone, dude, Tony sounds like an Italian guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tony, I'll scratch you back. Hey, maybe it's a girl.
Speaker 3: She says.
Speaker 2: When they need relief, they visit the spa. They plunk
Speaker 2: down and they land the table, and for over one
Speaker 2: hundred bucks over an hour, she scratches their back.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: She is a former hair stylist. She has three inch nails,
Speaker 3: which I.
Speaker 2: Think would be a thing like the longer the nails,
Speaker 2: and then she scratches for an hour one hundred bucks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta have those fingernails. But I guess you also
Speaker 2: have those things you could slide on. They're like fake.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd like to give a back scratch.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you my dream scenario. Amy, can you
Speaker 2: indulge me for a second dream scenario. I sit down
Speaker 2: in a chair, and you know how when you go
Speaker 2: like the obgy and you put your like in the stirrups. Yes,
Speaker 2: I do so, not full stirrupy, but mid stirpey, Like
Speaker 2: my feet are up and a thing. My feet are
Speaker 2: hanging out over. I got one person rubbing one foot.
Speaker 2: I got another person rubbing another foot. Now I also
Speaker 2: have hand stirrups. You know you go to bid, you
Speaker 2: do the sturrups. Yeah, so I have them from a
Speaker 2: hand stiff from my wrists in them. But they're like
Speaker 2: wrists turps. I have one person rubbing one hand. I
Speaker 2: have another person rubbing another hand. So I love my feet.
Speaker 2: I put massages, love hand massages. Next up, you ever
Speaker 2: go to the mall and see that person with that thing,
Speaker 2: that clothing that goes up and down your head that
Speaker 2: makes you like tickle a little bit. I only like
Speaker 2: that for a second, but then I want to scout massage.
Speaker 2: I have a fifth person that's doing the scout. So
Speaker 2: I got one of my foot, one on my foot,
Speaker 2: one of my hand, one of my hand, and one
Speaker 2: of a scalp, but the one of the scalp standing
Speaker 2: on like a like something from high so they can
Speaker 2: just go straight down. And then I got someone rubbing
Speaker 2: my shoulders at the same time.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, so there's a platform.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have to because you can't stand two people
Speaker 2: have scalping shoulders.
Speaker 3: So if I got two, I got six people at once.
Speaker 3: You're like a Roman emperor. Wow sorright?
Speaker 4: What is this again?
Speaker 3: This is your it's my dream, it's my dream massage scenario. Interesting?
Speaker 3: Can you have? It'll cost you? But they're out there.
Speaker 2: I feel like if I asked for all that, think
Speaker 2: there was more to it, for sure.
Speaker 4: I mean I would just lose the stirrups as part
Speaker 4: of the description.
Speaker 3: I needed to be descriptive toward you, so you know
Speaker 3: what I was talking I.
Speaker 4: Understand, But like you could just like spread out like
Speaker 4: a snow angel.
Speaker 3: I don't know. That sounds like a little that sounds
Speaker 3: like a wait? Uh does not when I mentioned it?
Speaker 3: Like that? Does that sound good to you? Or just fine?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't need that. I don't need that many things.
Speaker 3: I love a fr a hand rub.
Speaker 4: I feel like, where does your attention go?
Speaker 2: Who knows the space? This may be exactly what we
Speaker 2: need in order to like go into a new dimension.
Speaker 2: I've never had that. But if I could get six
Speaker 2: people up here.
Speaker 4: How many in the room.
Speaker 3: One crap, you guys, don't touch me.
Speaker 10: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: The California town is having people that are acting like
Speaker 2: gardeners in neighborhoods. And what they're doing is they're watching
Speaker 2: other houses and when people leave the houses, they break
Speaker 2: into them, but they're posing as gardeners.
Speaker 4: That's terrible.
Speaker 2: That's a crazy one. That's I mean, look, yeah, so terrible.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty decent idea. Like if you're like criminal,
Speaker 2: that's a new way I haven't heard of yet. Although
Speaker 2: you got to make sure the person's house your gardening
Speaker 2: knows that your garden gardening, or you have to be
Speaker 2: a real gardener. It's like CIA people when they go
Speaker 2: around the world. They have to have other jobs in
Speaker 2: order to be CIA that you can't just be raking
Speaker 2: the same spot and you've got to be a real
Speaker 2: gardener hired by the person. Yes, but the suspects and
Speaker 2: they have the people that so far they've captured.
Speaker 3: They were captured breaking into a home.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: The neighbor said that two mass men dressed that weren't
Speaker 2: gardeners attempted to gain unsuspecting access to a home.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a I don't like to say. Clever.
Speaker 2: I feel like Amazon. It's like dressed like the Amazon
Speaker 2: guy and driving up in a white van. But now
Speaker 2: Amazon's weird because it's people in regular car show up.
Speaker 3: My life and how howne?
Speaker 4: You know it's the final person that left, Like, because
Speaker 4: so you see someone leave, but what if someone else
Speaker 4: is still in the house?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: I don't understand what you're asking.
Speaker 4: If you're gardener there, yeah, like you see, like I'll
Speaker 4: leave my house, but there's still people in there, so
Speaker 4: they may see me leave and then what they think, Okay,
Speaker 4: time to go break in.
Speaker 2: I don't know their mindset, but I'm saying if they
Speaker 2: see the no cars in the driveway, they probably go
Speaker 2: give it a look.
Speaker 3: Oh they're they're pulling turnets. But in reality they're just
Speaker 3: scoping a house.
Speaker 10: I think it's better the way they did at Home Alone,
Speaker 10: where you just like a cop and says like, hey,
Speaker 10: I'm a cop.
Speaker 3: Are you guys going out of town this week? Great? Okay,
Speaker 3: you all be careful. Where are you going?
Speaker 4: Paris?
Speaker 3: Cool? And then they know they're gone. I mean that's
Speaker 3: pretty smart. It doesn't like a cops, like a crime crow.
Speaker 3: It doesn't like a gardener, not a crime I do.
Speaker 4: I would choose like a city employee that checks the meters,
Speaker 4: because then.
Speaker 3: You mes not going to and you know, like no
Speaker 3: one's in there. You have to know some stuff to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 4: You just act like you lift up the thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, but you have to like know some stuff in
Speaker 2: case someone you got to like know cities.
Speaker 4: I'm reading meters.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You never knock on the door. You just walk
Speaker 3: and go go. No one asks any questions. What are
Speaker 3: you doing here, sir? Reading the meter? What what numbers
Speaker 3: are you looking for? All of them? Three?
Speaker 2: We do a segment called scam Alert, where we tell
Speaker 2: you about scams to watch out for.
Speaker 3: This isn't that.
Speaker 2: This is somebody on the show thinks that somebody's been
Speaker 2: scammed so many times they're now scamming us without even
Speaker 2: knowing it. This is like inception. One of you guys
Speaker 2: are scamming us not even knowing it. You've been scammed
Speaker 2: so many times. We'll talk about that next year. Eddie.
Speaker 3: What's up, guys.
Speaker 10: I think Amy has been scammed so much that she
Speaker 10: is now a scammer. I got a text, actually we
Speaker 10: all got a text the whole BBS group, which I
Speaker 10: think I don't think you're in it, you're not in
Speaker 10: the text group. We all got a text from Amy
Speaker 10: and it was just written weird, like.
Speaker 3: Not how Amy talks.
Speaker 10: But she goes, Hi, we have a listener that's trying
Speaker 10: to adopt from Haiti and there's an issue for about
Speaker 10: fifty families.
Speaker 3: So they created a petition.
Speaker 10: And can you all just please take the time today
Speaker 10: to sign it real quick and help this family.
Speaker 3: Is there a link? There's a link that scam is right,
Speaker 3: scambler how it's written.
Speaker 2: She's close to everybody here, there's no need to write
Speaker 2: it off for hot Hey, the.
Speaker 4: Link, the link is a fit. If you check the link,
Speaker 4: it's changed dot org.
Speaker 3: Check that's legit.
Speaker 4: But the link, the link says change dot org and
Speaker 4: it is one of our listeners and they're trying to adopt.
Speaker 2: But I think the best way to have done that
Speaker 2: would have been to text people individually.
Speaker 3: Be like, hey, why text individually? Because I like scam the.
Speaker 6: Group these say something when we're in the room and they.
Speaker 4: Had already left, and I just thought like, oh, it
Speaker 4: would be cool if they signed this because it's a
Speaker 4: listener that I mean, Haiti is in such crisis right
Speaker 4: now and there's these children that are.
Speaker 3: Families guilt that you're doing guilt to get out of.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying the petition signing it would help them.
Speaker 2: I hear you, But that's not the point of this,
Speaker 2: because I agree with you everything that's all terrible.
Speaker 4: But their point is about how I sent it sounded
Speaker 4: very much like me and actually would help it not
Speaker 4: seem like a scammer, because.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, also, why would you not say something
Speaker 2: in the room like cause they I have okay, wait
Speaker 2: till tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like you had twelve hours or there's no
Speaker 3: hurry sign this. I was like, so, you mean, can.
Speaker 4: I reasond it to y'all now that nothing y'all know
Speaker 4: about it?
Speaker 3: Yes, so many scam alerts. But I also wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I get okay, I get it now.
Speaker 2: I do get how that not minimize it, minimizing any
Speaker 2: of the real life issue of it. But if that
Speaker 2: just comes from the person who gets scam the most,
Speaker 2: and it's written like that, sent in a group text
Speaker 2: with a they're.
Speaker 4: Looking back now hearing it back, I can see now
Speaker 4: how y'all maybe thought it was a scam, but I
Speaker 4: am telling you now it is not.
Speaker 3: She wrote high with like five eyes. You know she
Speaker 3: never does that.
Speaker 4: I do that. Listen.
Speaker 2: This is when Amy sent me, Hi, my cousin is
Speaker 2: the Prince of Nigeria and needs a bank account. Don't
Speaker 2: click it, don't.
Speaker 3: It's time for the good news box. It was like
Speaker 3: the scene out of a movie.
Speaker 6: In Williamson County, Illinois, a pregnant woman out for a
Speaker 6: drive when she calls nine to one one.
Speaker 3: I can't get my car to stop. My car will
Speaker 3: not stop.
Speaker 6: And they're like, oh, we got to do something, and
Speaker 6: so they catch up with her and they see the
Speaker 6: brake lights are on, but the car is still going
Speaker 6: and it's headed right for a lake. Yeah, at the
Speaker 6: end of the road is the lake, and we got
Speaker 6: to do something. So they go up in front of
Speaker 6: her and they slowly start decelerating until they get and
Speaker 6: they bumper to bumper. They slay them on their brakes
Speaker 6: and it forces the car behind it to stop a
Speaker 6: quarter mile from she went off the pier into the lake,
Speaker 6: Like you.
Speaker 2: Gotta get right in front of it. It's a slow
Speaker 2: and you know, listen, they're saving the life. That's awesome,
Speaker 2: but you know that's got to be cool. For that
Speaker 2: cop up front. Yeah, to get in front and actually
Speaker 2: do that. You probably trained for that, but you never
Speaker 2: actually got to do it. Like like car hit car
Speaker 2: because mostly you don't want car hit the car because
Speaker 2: that costs money.
Speaker 3: That's tax pay of money. But when you're saving someone's life, Hey,
Speaker 3: what's tax pay of money? That would be awesome.
Speaker 6: Yes, especially when you get a bump a car, especially
Speaker 6: two larves because she was pregnant.
Speaker 3: That's that's right.
Speaker 2: That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That
Speaker 2: was telling me something good. There's joy from North Carolina.
Speaker 7: Bobby Bones calling asking for an updates from Amy.
Speaker 9: I remember last year, you guys.
Speaker 1: Ship fish and you guys submit on how long the fish.
Speaker 9: Would make it the sheer of fish?
Speaker 1: Did the fish make it throughout.
Speaker 9: The rest of the year?
Speaker 3: Is the fish?
Speaker 4: Ditch?
Speaker 10: Did?
Speaker 5: Bitch?
Speaker 6: I've been take the fish?
Speaker 4: What happened to the fish? I want to know.
Speaker 3: I love the show.
Speaker 2: Funny twist if Amy's ex husband took the fish in
Speaker 2: the divorce. But that's not what happened. They died, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: Won the money. It didn't make the year. I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Honestly, I was like we had a fish and
Speaker 4: the fish definitely died. Poor little data rip to the
Speaker 4: forgetable fish. Apparently, next up, let's go with him before
Speaker 4: a good morning studio, I have a morning corny for Amy.
Speaker 4: Why was Eve the only letter to get a gift
Speaker 4: from Santa? Because every other it was naughty, Happy Holidays, naughty, naughty.
Speaker 3: If you saw it, you'd like that one. Got it?
Speaker 2: That was good? Okay, let's do Amy's corny, the mourning corny.
Speaker 4: What does Santa do when his elves misbehaves that he
Speaker 4: gives them the sack?
Speaker 3: Huh? When you get sacked and Santa hell, they get sacked.
Speaker 4: Santa Hall's a sack.
Speaker 3: I pictured hidden by the sack.
Speaker 4: Oh, he gives them the.
Speaker 3: Sack, the sack. That was the morning corny.
Speaker 4: It's better if you have written Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: This woman was sprayed with pepper spray right during a
Speaker 2: road rage incident where they pulled over, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try not to get in an incident even
Speaker 2: if somebody cuts me off.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna realize.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about when someone cuts you off for us,
Speaker 2: something STUPI in traffic and I've said this before, you've
Speaker 2: also been that person and maybe didn't even realize it
Speaker 2: sometimes because we've done things, maybe not even on the
Speaker 2: road in real life, but we've hurt people and not
Speaker 2: known it because we didn't do it on purpose and
Speaker 2: we didn't know how to affect the people. I would
Speaker 2: say that same ideology happens on the road, like people
Speaker 2: may cut you off, and if they do happen to
Speaker 2: cut you.
Speaker 3: Off because they're jerks, let them be. So that's the
Speaker 3: first part.
Speaker 2: The second part is if somebody does cut me off
Speaker 2: and they're like middle Finger and everything they did to
Speaker 2: me was just to irritate me, I'm still not going
Speaker 2: to because I don't know if they have a gun
Speaker 2: in their glove box. I don't know what's up. So
Speaker 2: I'm gonna going and chill back because it ain't no deal.
Speaker 2: Third of all, if I do decide not to chill back,
Speaker 2: I'm not pulling a parking lot.
Speaker 3: Like to end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, a road rage incident needs to stay on
Speaker 2: the road. We do not need to turn that into
Speaker 2: a parking lot incident, Okay, because then that's when the
Speaker 2: guns come out. They may come out while you're driving,
Speaker 2: that's when the guns come out. It's when the fighting starts.
Speaker 2: That's when this woman gets pepper sprayed. Oh now, it's
Speaker 2: just not about the pepper spray, because imagine you're road raging,
Speaker 2: right and all of a sudden you're like pulling this over.
Speaker 3: We're going to town.
Speaker 2: This lady you're a pet road raging or she pulls
Speaker 2: over and you're like, I'm pepper spray the crap out
Speaker 2: of her.
Speaker 3: She gets out of the car, she's eighty nine. You
Speaker 3: still pepper spray? No one, That's what happened. She was
Speaker 3: eighty nine and the pepper sprayed.
Speaker 2: An eighty nine year old driver was attacked with pepper
Speaker 2: spray during a road rage incident in Pennsylvania. The elderly
Speaker 2: woman was driving at four to f one fifty tried
Speaker 2: to pass another driver in a Super U SUV.
Speaker 3: There was a confrontation. They pulled over in a parking lot.
Speaker 2: The super driver sprayed the eighty nine year old with
Speaker 2: pepper spray and then fled the scene.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of surprised the super drivers had pepper spray.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's her lady was. I was shocked by that.
Speaker 4: I feel like Super would be like, oh, all good peace.
Speaker 3: And once you see she's eighty nine. Don't you think, oh,
Speaker 3: she's just old. And also, if you're gonna spray an
Speaker 3: eighty nine year old, wait around.
Speaker 4: Maybe she's a young looking Adian.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait around for what, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: Don't run.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be so bold to spray an eighty
Speaker 2: nine year old pepper spray, you need to sit there
Speaker 2: for a minute, and you just look at what you did.
Speaker 2: Even if you leave before the cops get there, you
Speaker 2: look at what you did. Because she's eighty nine. Y'aw
Speaker 2: long did it take her to bounce back from that crowd?
Speaker 2: It's gonna take us four hours. Imagine her. She may
Speaker 2: never bounce back.
Speaker 3: She's eighty nine. Its probably four hours to live. That sucks.
Speaker 2: And also she's eighty nine. She probably wasn't roadridge. She
Speaker 2: probably was driving like eighty nine year old.
Speaker 3: But there was a confrontation like that's what's weird about it.
Speaker 3: The person probably like pull over. She's like, oh, pullover.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, you want to help me pay
Speaker 3: carry my groceries?
Speaker 2: Then, and then you pepper spray the eighty nine. Because
Speaker 2: there's no chance they thought this one was twenty five
Speaker 2: or thirty five or forty five, like they went hard
Speaker 2: to tell this eighty nine year old done. So, whoever
Speaker 2: you are, because I imagine you listened to this show.
Speaker 2: We know who you are. We know don't be that person.
Speaker 2: Pennsylvania State please are still looking for information on it.
Speaker 2: That's from ABC twenty seven. Ever been pepper sprayed?
Speaker 4: No, I've just only had it sprayed while I was
Speaker 4: at church.
Speaker 2: Oh, people used to spray in school and it would
Speaker 2: knock out the whole room and knock out the whole room.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, mine was unfortunately right before my sister and I
Speaker 4: were supposed to go on stage to sing.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's why they did it.
Speaker 10: They were trying to stop the perform can't let get there.
Speaker 3: I pulled the fire alarm. They pepper sprayed.
Speaker 4: No, my mom had pepper spray in her keychain and
Speaker 4: my sister's boyfriend at the time accidentally had.
Speaker 3: It go off.
Speaker 4: And then our moment to shine was like.
Speaker 2: Everybody Mike d wanted to know what it felt like,
Speaker 2: this thing where he's like, why did you like?
Speaker 3: Why did you want to know?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: I found.
Speaker 8: I saw people were doing military training there to get
Speaker 8: sprayed and not react.
Speaker 3: I thought I could do it. And not react to it.
Speaker 2: So we did it at the house and we recorded
Speaker 2: it and I spread him in the face with it
Speaker 2: and he reacted.
Speaker 3: He reacted, Yeah, it shuts you down.
Speaker 8: I couldn't open my eyes for like forty five minutes,
Speaker 8: and then it stays with you like three or four hours.
Speaker 8: Like I took a shower and would like re apply
Speaker 8: itself and start burning again.
Speaker 3: Did you do milk and stuff in the eye. No,
Speaker 3: I didn't try milk.
Speaker 10: It's hot.
Speaker 3: You put milk and you drink milk. I know if
Speaker 3: you just put in your eyes, that's a good thinking.
Speaker 3: If you were eighty nine, how do you think would
Speaker 3: have worked out for it? It would shut you down
Speaker 3: for days if I died right then.
Speaker 2: That is the end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 3: That is the end of the first half of the podcast.
Speaker 3: That is the end of the firstep of the podcast.
Speaker 3: That is the end of the first tip of the podcast.
Speaker 2: You can go to a podcast to or you can
Speaker 2: wait for a podcast to come out.