WEBVTT - Charles E. Cheese, Go Anti-Woke… Go Broke? 07.04.25 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:04.760 Did you grow You didn't grow up in Canada, did 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:05.720 you No? 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:07.080 Allentown, Pennsylvania. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.520 Allentown, Pennsylvania. What is growing up in Allentown? Like with 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:13.360 that Billy Joel song being out there, is it like, 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.360 what is the role of that song in the life 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:17.919 of someone growing up in Allentown? 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.000 It was kind of weird because it's like in your head, 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.720 you're like, oh, this is a song about where I 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:28.240 am from. And I'm of the age that that song 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:32.839 was very popular when I was like young, yeah, child, 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:39.279 and and my dad worked at the Bethlam Steel and 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:40.919 so did my grandfather. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:45.000 God damn man and singing your life like exactly the 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:46.960 words exactly. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.960 Lost his job when they shut the factories down. And 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:53.880 my grandfather was a World War two vet. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.360 Yeah, so like you know, I mean, I was just 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.000 gonna say, like, the song is vague enough, it's just like, well, 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:02.040 we're living here, We're in allen I've never had a 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:06.920 song specifically describe what I was doing. So so but 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:10.319 that ship like even the verses are describing your life. 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:18.160 That's wild. Hello the Internet, ed, Welcome to season three, 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.880 ninety five, episode five of Dirnily Site. Guys, it's a 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.920 production of iHeartRadio. It's a podcast where we take a 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.720 deep dab into America share consciousness. That it is Friday, 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:31.520 July fourth, twenty twenty five. It's what have we ever 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:35.280 recorded a July fourth episode? We're just like doing an 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:36.440 episode on a holiday. 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:40.200 We're absolutely hostile towards this nation. We don't even acknowledge it. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.280 And yes, we'll just I guess is that is it 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.280 more of a July or that we work on a 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:45.240 national holiday? 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.320 Yeah? Exactly what's up, Bob? 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.800 What's up dog day to day or not? 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.640 Why are we here working on July fourth? 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.320 My bad by guy? Yeah? 0:01:56.360 --> 0:02:00.320 This is also I mean the big oh, I think 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.840 this is a bunny. They think this is a bunny. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:05.960 Yep ye, Winnie the fucking Pooh. Wait, where is that 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:06.840 video clip? 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:08.680 I was trying to queue it up because that's really 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:09.920 the only thing worth talking. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:12.320 That's the only day. That's the only thing we honor 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:18.040 on July fourth is the It's Winny, It's Winnie the 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.600 fucking Pooh. Today. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.320 There it is, here we go. Oh, you thought this 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:23.040 was a rabbit. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:32.360 They thought this was a rabbit. That's funny, exactly, thank you, Yeah, 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:33.680 fourth of July. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:34.400 You heard it. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:38.959 I heard it. Okay, shout out hitting like graba on 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:42.760 TikTok for that iconic fourth. That's the only way to celebrate. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.040 You better pull it. You think this is you thought 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:49.400 it was a rabbit the exactly they thought this was 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.760 a democracy. 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:51.880 This was a democracy. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:53.839 Democracy, y'all. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:55.640 Fuck the fourth of July. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.160 And in any ways, I mean it could be you 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.200 could turn that into a political cartoon about how Chinese 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.600 spies are behind everything. You know, sure, because the she 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.360 looks like wait, Winnie the Pooh, you. 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.799 Know what else it is? Okay, it's also I like this. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.720 It's National Caesar Salad Day. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:15.760 Wow, Caesar salad come through on a day when nobody 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:19.440 is eating Caesar salads exactly, like this is our day. 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:24.160 Shout out to the I believe the chef, the person. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.600 I think it was created in Mexico, So I think 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:30.520 it's very yeah, says our Cardini. So yeah, shout out 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:33.200 that one. And also it's Alice in Wonderland Day also 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:34.040 whatever that means. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:37.240 Yeah, the wedge would be the more appropriate salad or 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.800 just a nice fruit salad, watermelon. 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.120 You shouldn't eat a salad on fourth of July, just 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:43.600 generally if No, isn't that. 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.720 Sleg beef just animal fat. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:49.000 Just go to like a food chemical plant and be like, 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.320 can I get like seven gallons of night traits? 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:54.040 I don't care what. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:54.960 Kind can this beer? 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.000 Bong this thing really quick? 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:01.040 Anyways? My name is Jack O'Brien aka Booch. Your bill 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:04.640 is lame. Your bill is lame, bitch, Your bill is lame. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.920 No one curd to see a halcyon salad on the discord. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.760 Just trying to give Chuck Schumer some ideas instead of 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:12.960 just doing being like, we're not going to call it 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:16.760 beautiful anymore, we're gonna call it the act. This would 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.039 have been more fun if he just came kicked in 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:19.520 the door. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.960 Jesus, I don't think we're far off from some white 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:26.240 liberal in Congress like performing ludicrous. 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:28.880 Ooh, bitch, and your bill is lame. Your bill is lame. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:34.240 Oh the bill's out. We're about to It's like Jesus Christ, 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:34.920 sit down. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.680 I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host, 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:40.440 mister Miles Grass. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:44.679 Yes, it's getting shakier. Is shakeier straight out here rocking 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:50.200 his uh existential dreadlocks. It's sob Marley aka Miles Great 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:51.520 thank you so much for having. 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.200 Me existential dreadlock. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.640 Ye may, I was just having a I was having 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:58.200 a wild one this morning. I was like, ah, I 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:02.000 have I have weight on my soul somehow. I think 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.880 it's just again, this is just a theme in the US, 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.000 but on July fourth specifically, there's just something about it's 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:08.960 hitting different today. 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:14.040 Oh yeah, extra good right, yeah good, Yeah that's what 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.760 you mean. First off, just real quick getting feedback. People 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.840 are finding the show finding useful, So just anyone who 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.200 wants to share it, rate it, review it, all that 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.599 stuff first rate podcast ask people to do. Uh. I 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.719 think the last time we asked for reviews on the 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.880 Apple podcast Apple was like in the late nineties. Yeah, 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:37.080 so yeah, do that again because it helps people find 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:37.479 the show. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:42.440 Yeah, we love Zayi Gang is expanding, so welcome to 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:43.279 new listeners. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.040 Welcome the new listeners. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.760 All thrilled to have you once you realize that you've 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.200 been listening to a second rate show. 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:52.880 But hey, it's it's it's it's good enough. It's good 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:56.760 enough anyways. Uh yeah, thrilled, thrilled to have you. Everybody. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.000 Let's try getting the word out XO XO Myles. We're 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:04.039 thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:07.240 very funny comedian and New York Times best selling author. 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:12.720 His third album without pictures and first special with pictures 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:17.360 just dropped from Blonde Medicine. Please welcome. It's Jim too. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.119 Thank you. What's up, Jim? 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:25.760 Nothing? That was a good intro. I appreciate that, man. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.240 I don't think I made any of that up. No, 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.480 you nailed it all right, good, well you needn't make 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.240 that up either. We took you at your word on 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:34.040 a lot of that stuff. 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.600 Well, not gonna lie. I did not fact check. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:37.600 Yeah. 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:39.680 I did watch the special though, which is very funny. 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:42.360 So I guess that's fact checking. Yeah, yeah, that's yeah. 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.400 The New York Times bestseller thing is true, but people 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:50.599 don't believe it. But the qualifier is it was a 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:54.600 It made the number ten on the Animals list, and 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.159 it was a parody book about humans of New York. 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:01.840 So I have a title people. Because he's New York 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.960 Times bestseller, people are thinking it was this like some 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:06.040 novel some. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:10.920 You know, yeah, yeah novel. Yeah yeah, yeah. I'm also 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:14.120 a New York Times bestseller with a huge ass risk. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.680 Because it's not my name. I I you know, co 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.120 wrote a book that had a bunch of other authors, 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.720 but it made the list. Still, man, that's still counting. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.120 You're not you're flexing a New York Times bestseller out here. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:28.760 You don't, you don't. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:29.480 You don't take that. 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.200 I guess we haven't been in the same room for 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.520 a while, so you haven't seen my belt, but that 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.360 I have made. But it's like a match on t 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:42.720 they give him out. You got a belt buckle, the jacket, 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:43.600 the belt buckle. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.240 It's the only the only way you can use the bathroom, 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.520 the employee bathroom. If you go into a Barnes and Noble, 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:49.520 you have to show them the belt. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:52.360 Yeah, they're like, all right, this person, he's one of 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:55.160 our kings. Yeah, he's not gonna be shooting junk in 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:58.120 the stall. He's actually going to use the bathroom the belt. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:01.080 But you're allowed to bring the book into the bathroom. 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:03.080 When you're in New York Times bestseller. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.120 You can read it's it's a loan out. You could 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:06.040 do it, all. 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.000 Right, Jim. We're thrilled to have you. We're going to 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.240 get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:11.880 we're going to tell the listeners. A couple of things 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:15.440 we're talking about. We're talking about how tariffs are messing 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:19.920 up our dang fireworks shows. You know that partially just 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:24.320 a story that the media loves to tell. Holiday adjacent shortage. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:31.920 Every year, it's Valentine's Day carts, I think, Halloween candy, 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:35.800 Christmas trees. Sometimes we're running out of Christmas trees this year. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:40.160 Usually it's bullshit of some sort or another. But are 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.880 fireworks cash? Not mine, not the one that I have 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:47.960 buried in my backyard, but America in general's firework cash 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.880 is heavily reliant on imports from China, and they're thinking 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:54.840 it's going to be a little bit more expensive this 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:58.679 year and then next year, which is as we're all 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:04.040 ready to celebrate America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday. Oh 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.640 shit if we make it. Yeah, you know, they're like, 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.880 there's not gonna be any fireworks, But we'll talk about 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:11.920 why that might not be the worst thing in the world. Uh, 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:15.719 and drones in particular, we'll talk about Donald Trump and 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:22.560 just his ongoing mental decline. Yeah, I call it good 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:25.120 for the don't tell Mom. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.079 The Babysitters Dead presidency. 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:30.160 Yeah, follow up, Yeah, yeah. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.520 They're like, Okay, now they're in charge, Like, I don't know, 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.600 are they who is? Who is? 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:38.240 And will there be a heartwarming store like where Christina 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.760 Applegate like kind of learns how to be an adult 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.920 and learns responsibility and falls in love. Do we think 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.800 do we see that for the people who are actually 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.120 running the country behind the scenes, like Stephen. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:50.760 Miller, we'll see I don't know. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.800 Yeah, we'd love to see that for him. He's going 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.600 to be love to see on a nice date where 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:58.000 he goes to a Toys r Us and bounces on 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.880 the bouncy body. You remember that, Yeah, yeah, from on 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:04.360 the Babysitters Dead. I remember only I remember. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.880 I only remember the dishes. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.640 The dishes are done. Yeah, that was the other the 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:13.760 other front. He couldn't have possibly thought that's what she 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:17.120 meant due to the dishes. He didn't think that's what 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:21.439 the dishes. Anyways, we'll talk about that. We will check 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:25.360 in with our good friend doctor Phil. We're concerned. You know, 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.800 we're checking in as concerned friends because he had to 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.360 declare bankruptcy. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:37.679 Oh shit, Christian soldier goes down in the war against Look. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.880 That's right, all that plenty more, but first, Jim, we 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.360 like to ask our guests around here, what is something 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:47.880 from your search history that is revealing about who you are? 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:49.960 I don't know, man, I just went when I saw 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.680 this question, I just went back and thought about recent 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:57.440 search histories, and the most recent thing has been skateboard wheels. Okay, 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.079 I start. I mean, I've been skateboarding because I was 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:05.960 a kid. Oh, but I was like, this year, this summer, 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.040 I'm gonna I'm gonna get back on the board a 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:08.439 little bit. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.120 I put it off last year. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:14.440 So so then I I decided to get some new wheels, 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:18.000 and I started searching for them, and then I I 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:23.480 can't just graze the surface of anything, so I just 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:27.240 I've just been searching for the perfect size and dorometer 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.320 that i'd like to put on my board, and I 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:34.160 found them. If anyone's curious, fifty eight millimeter ninety three 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:35.400 a derometer. 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.600 What kind of bearings you got in there, dude, China. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:42.520 Reds oh, A right, base level bearings. I don't like 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:43.319 to go fast. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:44.959 I get it, I get it, I get it. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.920 Derometer is a word that I'm not familiar with. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:49.360 That's like how hard they are? 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:50.200 Got it? 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:50.760 You know? 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:52.920 I was gonna. I was gonna be like, uh, I 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:58.320 think you mean diameter Jim. But okay, I'm glad I 0:11:58.320 --> 0:11:58.680 didn't do. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.680 I don't know if that reveals anything about who I am, 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.559 but no, it reveals way. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:06.640 That sounds like a skateboarder would make up about the hardness, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:09.960 because like duro means hard in Spanish. You know, Like, dude, 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.079 what's the dourometer on those wheels? 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:18.000 That's probably how it came about, probably not, but hey, hardometer? Like, nah, 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.920 that doesn't sound good. How about the dirometer? 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:22.439 Hell yeah, hell yeah? 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.880 What's the dourometer on that hairdo? 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:25.200 Man? 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.240 Yeah, it's the volume on that thing. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:29.839 I cut a water moon and half on those spikes 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:30.360 or what? Dude? 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.160 What is something you think is underrated? 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.719 I wrote? I wrote down a couple of things. I'm 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.800 gonna say. Riding bikes places. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:44.040 Yeah, riding bikes places is great, one of the great joys. 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:47.800 It's truly great. I mean, in New York it's great 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.480 as it is terrifying, but it's still great. Drawing even 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.959 if you're bad at it, I think is underrated. I 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:59.240 think it's it's good to try. Yeah, and ordering food 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:04.160 in person, like pick up order and pick up at 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.959 Starbucks by walking in, saying what you want, and then 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:09.240 and waiting in line. 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.800 Not using an app to not use Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:16.480 Shade on the app people. But I think it's I 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.400 have a theory that you have to improve your odds 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:24.199 of having good interactions with other humans as much as 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:27.560 you can. So the more actual interactions you have, the 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.800 better your odds that you will get good ones. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:33.520 Right, So you just collecting good interactions? It sounds like. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.400 Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, you could look at it 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:40.520 that way. You're greedy collecting interactions. You're getting a better 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:45.199 sample size of interactions to decide whether or not people suck. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:46.280 People are good? 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:50.080 Right, Yeah? If you default the app, people fuck is suck. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:51.520 That's what I'm going to use the app. I don't have 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.800 to talk to anyone then yeah. 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.160 Well you've only talked to three people, so yeah. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:59.040 Well I hate my mom, dad, and grandma. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.840 Do you have a thing that you draw? Like? I 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.000 can draw sharks pretty well because I drew a lot 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:07.280 of them when I was waiting ages like four to seven, 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.680 So that's the one thing I can still draw. You 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.440 got Do you got a thing that you can draw? 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:14.960 I draw little cartoon faces a lot. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:16.840 That's fun. Yeah. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:19.640 I was a caricatu artist at Dorney Park when I 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:20.400 was a teenager. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.000 So you're not a bad You're not a bad drawer 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:24.600 the way that I know. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:26.680 But that's my point. I think, even if you're bad 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.800 at it, you should give it a shot. Just give 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:29.320 it a shot. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.800 Yeah, that's encouraging from somebody who actually knows how to draw, 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.760 because I started doing like adult coloring books and shit, 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.880 I love I love that. Yeah, and then that's that's 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.080 led me more into like drawing, and I realized, like 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.200 I keep drawing faces the same way I did when 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.640 I since like fifth grade, with like the big bubble 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:49.280 eyes and like the same nose, and I'm like, I 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:52.280 have no other way to draw faces. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.240 I'm like, I can do I can do an okay 0:14:56.360 --> 0:15:00.680 I and but but I just don't know, like like 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.240 the face always comes out fucked up, you know. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:03.640 Yeah. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:08.000 Yeah that thing where somebody said that Lonzo Ball looks 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:13.080 like seventh grader trying to draw Drake, right, Like that's 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:16.160 kind of how like my my version of faces. Like 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:19.080 it's just like it's hard to say what is wrong, 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.240 but something's very wrong, you know. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:25.320 Yeah, yeah, I did recently a thing or like maybe 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:27.960 right after the fire. Her Majesty and I were like 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.800 just trying to be less on the TV and there 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:32.920 was like that trend going on social media where like 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.920 couples would do like a hand drawn portrait of each 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:40.240 other other like for like five minutes. Oh my god, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:45.400 it tested every fiber of our marriage because what I 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:49.560 turned around, she was like she was actually aghast with 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.360 how poor my drawing skills were, and she's like, are 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.640 you even trying to draw me? Or you just drew 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:58.240 like any fucking face and made like these wispy smigel 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:58.720 hairs on. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:01.760 Top of I'm like eagle hairs. Suit. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.160 I suck. I'm so fucking bad at drawing. But it 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:08.080 was actually pretty entertaining because she was she's actually good 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.680 at it, and I was just shame she nailed you 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:11.440 drawing as much. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:15.320 Yeah, you were like, God, damn, I finally see myself. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:17.760 You got the stink lines and everything. 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:24.680 Shut up, mo. Yeah. The two things that I drew 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:28.760 growing up is, uh, sharks and then you know, like 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.600 sharks eating people, and then I would I would always 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:34.080 draw Michael Jordan, but I couldn't draw his face, so 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:39.640 I would just draw him from the back doing stuff. Yeah, 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.840 and then you put there, everybody knows who it is. 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:45.400 They're like, damn, that's actually pretty good. But yeah, get 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:47.800 that silhouett smooth, smooth back of the head so you 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:49.000 don't have to like draw hair. 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.280 Did you get a sense of like this curvature of 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:53.000 the skull or did it just look like a thumb 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:53.640 from behind? 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:53.800 No? 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:55.760 I think I got pretty good at drawing the back 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.360 of the I'm much better at drawing the back of 0:16:58.360 --> 0:16:59.480 the head than the being. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:03.680 Like, I'm going to get the shape of the back 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.240 of a head and have somebody recognize it. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:09.840 Yes, as the back of a head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.080 all right, man, I'm gonna have to get back out there. 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:15.879 And I'm thinking, like drawing sharks at that age is 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:19.200 like a really that's like a that's big social currency. 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:22.000 It was pretty like that. That was what I was 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.639 known as. That was like, my my first identity was 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:28.439 guy who likes jaws and draws draws. Those are my 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:29.080 two things. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.640 The little boy who cannot read can't draw jaws. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:36.240 That was the part they didn't say out loud around me. Yeah, 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:40.639 you can't speak yet, but we think he may have 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:44.360 some savant quality man and then like you know, always 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.000 always a leg that had been bitten off, you know, 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.440 just like floating to the bottom, like at the beginning 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:54.800 in Jaws. I definitely drew some sharks scenes that at 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.560 one point a teacher like pulled me aside and was like, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:01.560 did you draw this? Like what a little concerned about? 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.520 Like how you're like, yeah, fifteen bucks, got it? Or 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:07.560 what cash right now? Regal work? Wait, you got to 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:10.320 send us through the group chat a shark drawing Jack, 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.840 because now my interest is fucking peaked. I need to 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:14.080 see I'm. 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:16.520 Not like good for an adult, they were good, I 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:18.800 just I know. 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:21.919 But knowing you and you coming out with like I 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:24.359 can draw a shark pretty good, I'm like, now I 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:26.560 want to see the Jack O'Brien child shark draw. 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:28.840 All of a sudden, I'll be merched. 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:31.480 That could be merched because we have no I think 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.879 we're about to not have a merch store. 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:36.400 Merch store. Shit. 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:40.639 If your style is consistent with the sharks, it doesn't 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.199 matter how bad they are either like it, if they 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:46.200 all look like you draw them, then you're then you're 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:47.760 making art. Then you're onto something. 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:50.400 I would say when my kids like first started drawing 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:52.879 and I sat down with them and drew a shark 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:56.280 and they were like, goddamn, like you you can draw huh. 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:58.119 And then they asked me to draw something else and 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:00.480 they're like, oh, you can only draw sharks. They for 0:19:00.640 --> 0:19:03.920 me immediately that sucks. 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:07.040 Oh, because they had that moment, they're like, daddy's a good. 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:11.600 Drop's a good artist. Maybe we're fuck he's an idiot. 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:17.399 Fuck he was tricking us, Jim, what's something you think is? 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:21.159 And also riding bikes place is great, great underrated, just 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:24.840 three great underrated right right in a row. Riding bikes 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:28.280 like miles you're underrated. A while back was just like 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:32.639 swinging on a swing. Like swinging is just like the 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:35.720 closest we get to flying, you know, it's just like god, 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:39.000 something it does to your equilibrium. I think biking is 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:41.400