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Speaker 1: This is Okayop, I'm Samuel Daughter and I'm John Fry

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Speaker 1: and we tell the funniest stories on the internet.

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Speaker 2: Samuel, John, I think we've turned on the anti gravity

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Speaker 2: story machine.

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Speaker 1: Oh John, oh rhold on?

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Speaker 3: Whoa sam No, I believe if you can't, we're on

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Speaker 3: the podcast. You can't see. I am, I am and levitating.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's gonna happen. John, Just tell me

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Speaker 3: a story to bring me back down to earth. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I got it.

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Speaker 2: Please, Yes, I have a story. It's a great one,

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Speaker 2: really spicy title. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank god. I feel listen, I feel in my body. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I feel ready to weigh down.

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Speaker 2: And that's all to say. Dude, anti gravity no joke,

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Speaker 2: it's no joke. And guys, I'm sorry. We told stories

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Speaker 2: out of this world. But we we we made it work.

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Speaker 4: We always make a door.

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Speaker 2: And with that, I have another story that's out of

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Speaker 2: this world.

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Speaker 4: Oh please do tell my friend, do tell.

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Speaker 2: I told my son I'd rather have his ex wife

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Speaker 2: as my child, and then I cut him out of

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Speaker 2: my will.

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Speaker 5: Uh there, But that's so that's so much, so mean,

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Speaker 5: Like this Kala nice.

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Speaker 1: Always grabbing next stupid Kala stupid song. Hey, hey, Charles,

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Speaker 1: don't listen to.

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Speaker 2: Your koala is getting nothing in my will? Do you

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Speaker 2: understand me?

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Speaker 1: He's Charles. I'm leaving everything to Charles. Charles the Koala.

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Speaker 1: People love Charles. Actually, there's always there's always a few

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Speaker 1: people that are like, they'll be like, oh my my

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Speaker 1: my sister had one when growing up or something. Charles

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Speaker 1: is a family Heirlim oh really from Australia, right, from Australia, years, decades,

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Speaker 1: a century is back AnyWho?

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Speaker 2: Thank thank you, Charles, thank you. I will take it from.

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Speaker 4: Here, all right, go back on your perch.

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Speaker 2: So, sixteen years ago, my son Matthew had a daughter

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Speaker 2: with his now ex wife, Josie.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm following.

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Speaker 1: I'm following, yeah, Like you know the meme where it's

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Speaker 1: like right, yeah, all I'm like, okay, ex wife daughter,

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Speaker 1: all right and following.

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Speaker 4: We are we yet here we are.

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Speaker 2: I've always thought of Josie as my own daughter. So

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Speaker 2: when they divorced seven years ago due to my son cheating,

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Speaker 2: I was conflicted and disappointed.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, this is this is this is the mom

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Speaker 1: mom of the seat son who.

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Speaker 4: Was cheating, who now is an ex wife thought.

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Speaker 2: It was a dad for some reason, but it is not.

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Speaker 2: Josie wasn't particularly close with any of her own family,

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Speaker 2: so my husband and I naturally took them in. Josie

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Speaker 2: was an angel, and she had insisted that we didn't

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Speaker 2: have to lift a finger any more than before now

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Speaker 2: that we had moved in, and though she was hurt,

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Speaker 2: she kept it civil around Matthew.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's really mature. Seriously, that takes a lot.

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Speaker 2: My husband and I held a huge hand in raising

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Speaker 2: their daughter, Ruth, because Matthew remarried less than a year

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Speaker 2: later and now has a four year old son after

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Speaker 2: disowning Ruth. Disowning bro Like, I just don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Like I'm almost like I'm almost like logically, if

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Speaker 1: you're just like disowning your children, then like why would

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Speaker 1: last one? Like, oh my god, that like that's just

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Speaker 1: such a crappy thing to do. Those parents must feel

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Speaker 1: so terrible, like fuck, what do we do? Like like yeah, damn,

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Speaker 1: what do we do wrong to raise such a morally

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Speaker 1: bankrupt child?

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Speaker 2: And imagine being in that position as like the grandparents,

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Speaker 2: you're like gosh, like I you know, you can't just

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Speaker 1: Imagine Josie too. At least at least she has the

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Speaker 1: support of her parents.

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Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. Two years ago, my husband was

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Speaker 2: diagnosed with lung camp, which was very hard for everyone,

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Speaker 2: especially Ruth. They were extremely close and she told him

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Speaker 2: about her girlfriends and boyfriends before anyone else. Has always

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Speaker 2: the aisle at her wedding. Matt rarely ever visited and

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Speaker 2: didn't answer our calls, often saying that we had other kids,

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Speaker 2: so it wasn't like my husband was dying lonely. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, what a terrible kid, like bro. It just

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Speaker 2: it just it just boggles the mind.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 1: This guy's like, not only is a cheater, but he's

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Speaker 1: a parent deserter, bro and just like also an emotionalless,

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: He's just won the Bingo for being the worst human

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Speaker 1: ever heard. Let's your dad die alone?

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Speaker 4: Old bingo?

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Speaker 2: I ne reddit, gay's your daughter jack? Now? Last night, though,

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Speaker 2: Matt stopped by to talk about inheritance.

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Speaker 6: Oh there's money involved, and there's some funny money. Now

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Speaker 6: He's like, oh, you don't have to dialogue and I'll

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Speaker 6: be there.

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Speaker 2: He never mentioned Josie nor Ruth, and hinted that he

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Speaker 2: thought he should get more inheritance than his siblings. The

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Speaker 2: entire discussion what why, like why you're the worst son ever?

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Speaker 2: Literally you should get you should get negative money, you should.

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Speaker 1: Get charged for how Yeah, everyone has to deal with

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Speaker 1: your shenanigans.

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Speaker 2: My husband and I shared awkward looks until he decided

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Speaker 2: to cut in. He explained that everyone would get a peace,

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Speaker 2: but he'd focused more on Ruth and Bonnie, one of

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Speaker 2: our other grandkids. Matt got angry and said that Ruth

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Speaker 2: was just his disowned kid and that his son were

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Speaker 2: and that his son deserved more than her. My husband

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Speaker 2: furious after that and left the room, saying that he

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Speaker 2: wouldn't include Matthew at all in the will. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly good. That needs some a hard lesson to

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Speaker 4: become a better human that he is being right now.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't have gotten anything before that discussion.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, Like I feel like all of his actions before

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Speaker 1: should have just taken him out of the will.

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Speaker 2: But dis daughter alone like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one and cheating, disowning, cheating, yes, cheating then disowning.

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Speaker 4: That's come on who?

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Speaker 2: Matt yelled back and turned to me, saying that Ruth

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Speaker 2: wasn't worth it because she'd grow up to be a

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Speaker 2: salute like her mother.

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Speaker 4: You're the one that cheated.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this guy is giving me a migraine

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Speaker 1: right now. Wow, the mental gymnastics you have to go

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Speaker 1: through to convince yourself that the person who didn't cheat

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Speaker 1: is the sluty one.

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Speaker 2: You need some.

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Speaker 1: Sort of like matrix download, yeah, to convince your brain

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Speaker 1: of this absolute just garbage, ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: I told him that I'd rather have her mother as

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Speaker 2: my daughter than him as my son and insisted he leave.

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Speaker 5: Wow, all right, Honestly, mat freaking deserves that burn?

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Speaker 2: Does he does? He does? He needs someone to check him.

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Speaker 1: A burn that's a little, a little precursor the hell

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Speaker 1: that he's going to experience.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, fire and brimstone. His experience in hell

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Speaker 2: is he's locked to he's locked where he can just

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Speaker 2: almost reach his inheritance money, but he can't touch it.

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Speaker 1: Or it's like like he can he can, like as

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Speaker 1: he's about to touch it, it just all burns away, yeah,

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Speaker 1: or it moves.

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Speaker 2: An inch away every time he gets half an inch closer.

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Speaker 4: Every time, you're not getting anything.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm getting phone calls from Matt's wife and his

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Speaker 2: family friends saying that my husband and I overreacted and

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Speaker 2: he was just angry that we were playing favorites.

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Speaker 4: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 2: Am I the a hole? And there's an edit. There's

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Speaker 2: an edit.

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Speaker 4: There's an update to.

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Speaker 2: Clear some things up. To set the record straight.

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Speaker 4: Set that record straight.

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Speaker 2: Josie did not cheat on Matthew. Josie and Matthew met

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Speaker 2: later in college, and Josie was known as a party

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Speaker 2: girl before that. Ruth isn't the product of some affair.

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Speaker 2: And we are planning on getting a DNA test because

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Speaker 2: what Matthew said has gotten under Ruth's skin so much.

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Speaker 2: She was in the house and overheard the conversation. Oh god,

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Speaker 2: that is so awful. Oh my gosh, poor Ruth. This kid,

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Speaker 2: this is it's a child, like it's a child. When

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Speaker 2: it came to taking in Josie and Ruth, we did

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Speaker 2: not hesitate one bit because Josie is not from here.

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Speaker 2: She and matt lived in another country until he moved

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Speaker 2: with them here a few months ago before he got

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Speaker 2: caught cheating. Intentions of choosing Josie over Matt then and now,

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Speaker 2: and I've never discouraged Matt from visiting. I tried to

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Speaker 2: make it very clear we're not picking sides. We just

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Speaker 2: wanted her and our granddaughter to be safe and have

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Speaker 2: a good home.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm not out of line when I say

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Speaker 1: Matt is the biggest, fattest, most flappy, gaping a hole

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Speaker 1: I have ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 2: That is an accurate statement. That is, that is not a.

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Speaker 1: Gaping a hole like like like his ale is so

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Speaker 1: a gape that it's like a wizard's sleep.

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Speaker 4: Rapping in the wind.

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Speaker 2: He's an a hole. It's just a myriad of hemorrhoids

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Speaker 2: just flapping together.

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Speaker 4: Is an ale that just has.

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Speaker 1: Lesions on the side and is bleeding profusely like a

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Speaker 1: volcanic guys into the sky.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, this guy is a piece of garbage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what's never a piece of garbage.

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