Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma was sitting bad. Fire my
Speaker 1: grandma to your granda. I'm gonna say fire. It's talking
Speaker 1: about hit. I like, go on date Jagomo jago. Now
Speaker 1: I want everyone to just take a second and get
Speaker 1: yourself together. Okay, and know this it's real bit, it's
Speaker 1: real bits podcast coming through your earphone. Oh come on.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, um, we have not technically
Speaker 1: been on a full hiatus since last episode, but it's
Speaker 1: the liminal space between a non hiatus and a full hiatus,
Speaker 1: but still so much longer than I than I want
Speaker 1: to be what I want to be talking to you all. Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: so much culture has happened since the last episode, A
Speaker 1: ton of culture. By the way, I just want to say, Um,
Speaker 1: my name is Matt Rogers. Um. By the way, I
Speaker 1: want to say, my name is Bewen Yang. We are
Speaker 1: two best friends to host a podcast together that dives
Speaker 1: into culture. And wow, has there been a lot of
Speaker 1: culture these past days. These past days, there's been a
Speaker 1: lot of culture. And UM, I also want to say this,
Speaker 1: but I think it's very important to remind the listeners
Speaker 1: who we are, what we stand for, what our mission
Speaker 1: statement is, what Our value proposition is yes. Absolutely, See,
Speaker 1: in the beginning of anything, you want to establish who
Speaker 1: you are, what your relationship is to the other person,
Speaker 1: what you have to offer, the value proposition. We're using
Speaker 1: business terms here, honey. Yes, this all seems to be
Speaker 1: a very fitting introduction to our amazing guests. I'm so
Speaker 1: excited about this guest. I love this guest so much.
Speaker 1: He is a true guest. Let's left us. Let's let's
Speaker 1: off the credits. I get off on these credits. I
Speaker 1: get He is a legendary Yeah, I said it. UCB
Speaker 1: Weekend Team, the law Firm. Yes, mythical. The mythical nature
Speaker 1: of this team brings true He hosts the character wheelhouse
Speaker 1: show a uc BE called Ding Dong Ding Do and
Speaker 1: you can see that at U c B Chelsea and
Speaker 1: it's coming up and maybe even yours truly will be
Speaker 1: a guest. Okay, girl, Okay, it's a little teasing. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's teasing. You know, Tickle tickle Um. You might have
Speaker 1: known him from v H one's Best Week Ever, which is,
Speaker 1: of course famously the best show ever. And what a
Speaker 1: what a little heart throb truly got a lot of
Speaker 1: community gays, a lot of u c B gays. A
Speaker 1: lot of people out there, these gays, they have a
Speaker 1: crush on Brian Foston. I don't want to blow up
Speaker 1: anyone's spot, but but multiple sources have, multiple sources confirmed
Speaker 1: they have crushes on Brian Fosseway his name. Listen, you've
Speaker 1: seen them in videos on above Average all the DUDA
Speaker 1: it is Brian fix crush Yeah, crush alert. That was
Speaker 1: the first time I've heard that. Really, he must have known,
Speaker 1: you must have had admirers. Well, I think Janie and Kelly,
Speaker 1: our friends mutual friends, have a bit going on where
Speaker 1: they pretend to be attracted to me because any time
Speaker 1: I post like a shameless is yeah, they both will
Speaker 1: comment and tag each other unbelievable no matter what, And
Speaker 1: so I feel like I'm being made fun of. Brian
Speaker 1: wields the power well though, of the thirst trap. I
Speaker 1: mean's true. And we we actually got to know Brian
Speaker 1: will because we were in Brian's Advanced Study performance class
Speaker 1: at UCB called brunch where we basically did it was
Speaker 1: the official titles Brunch with Brian. Okay, yes, amazing, I
Speaker 1: like that better. Um, But and I will say when
Speaker 1: Brian entered the room, yes, I exclaimed, daddy, and stuck
Speaker 1: caught on to such an extent. And how did you
Speaker 1: feel when I said that, because you gave me a
Speaker 1: look like you didn't like I don't think I feel
Speaker 1: like Brian didn't like it. But I'll answer. Here's the
Speaker 1: thing about nicknames. You can't pick your own nicknames, even
Speaker 1: sting everyone's like you're still Gordy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like you can't pick your own nickname. It's not okay,
Speaker 1: so it happens to you and I accepted. And no
Speaker 1: nickname truly, in all of my years, no nickname is
Speaker 1: stuck except for me. That's unbelievable. I'm so and you're
Speaker 1: sort of the king of nicknames, you know. Well, this
Speaker 1: is my thing is when I feel an instinct, I
Speaker 1: follow it and like, for example, Bowen has many nicknames,
Speaker 1: Boby said a lot of Bob said Bob's. But then,
Speaker 1: as Matt has mentioned before, um, you know he comes.
Speaker 1: The nicknames are out of complete effects right now? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean when when I when I feel a burst
Speaker 1: of love in my heart, like some word will just
Speaker 1: fly forth. You don't tease someone you don't know. But
Speaker 1: that's the thing, like I mean, there's a fine name
Speaker 1: between a nickname and a teasing nickname. Girl, if it's not,
Speaker 1: if it's bothering you, then I think daddy is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Not a father in real life, but when you're a
Speaker 1: teacher in a class, you're sort of like you're a daddy.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes into their old like psycho sexual and it's
Speaker 1: funny how some people become like the rebels in the class,
Speaker 1: even though outside of class they're like, I have no
Speaker 1: issue with authority, and they don't think you that way,
Speaker 1: but because suddenly they're like in ninth grade and they're
Speaker 1: being told what to do. Yeah, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: mean there is definitely. I've actually always for as long
Speaker 1: as I've been in a classroom, I've always always had
Speaker 1: a thing with the teacher, absolutely, like I have. I
Speaker 1: have always thought it was like a thing with authority,
Speaker 1: but like I've never not been like a little sexually
Speaker 1: intimidated by the person that was teaching the classes since
Speaker 1: I was like in first grade, I had a math
Speaker 1: teacher and I'll use her old name because she's had
Speaker 1: like other uh okay, Mrs Mobley, Mrs. And now she's
Speaker 1: someone else and uh, but she was this like a
Speaker 1: hundred pound little like probably twenty seven year old hottie
Speaker 1: math teacher. She did business school, did corporate World for
Speaker 1: like a couple of years, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to go back to the kids.
Speaker 1: And she used to make eyes at me in our
Speaker 1: precalc class. That's right, pre calculus. And then I took
Speaker 1: a pcalcu with her, but she s, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I got a five. So did you a a P
Speaker 1: cow someone? And I are very smart. I took regions statistics.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like statics. You can either do calculus
Speaker 1: or you could do statistics, and I chose to do
Speaker 1: statistics because it was easier. And I also statistics. Probability
Speaker 1: is like the hardest part of math. Conceptualizing probability is nuts.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about I don't want to bring up
Speaker 1: the election in the first minute of every conversation, but
Speaker 1: perfect example, it's like people look at the percentage on
Speaker 1: New York Times and they think Hillary will win by
Speaker 1: It's like no, no, no no, no, no, it's five elections.
Speaker 1: She will win four of them and lose one of them,
Speaker 1: and we got the fifth one. People like, wait no,
Speaker 1: and it's like, she has the chance of winning by
Speaker 1: only one percent. Now if we said what is her
Speaker 1: chance of winning by five percent, the number would be
Speaker 1: very different, and people's confidence would have been varied exactly.
Speaker 1: But it's it's very difficult as humans to wrap our
Speaker 1: brains around Brian can teach probability, which is why I've
Speaker 1: famously taken to the woods and now I listened to nothing.
Speaker 1: I only come out for this podcast. Sure, so listen,
Speaker 1: we're talking about daddy. And you know Mark has a
Speaker 1: beautiful husband. I mean, Brian has a beautiful and you
Speaker 1: know Mark has a beautiful us both ways, so beauty
Speaker 1: of homosexuality. So what I guess this naturally goes to
Speaker 1: is children. When I get it. We get this question
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm sure you do, um and it's
Speaker 1: a compliment to be like, you would be great parents,
Speaker 1: but it's also sort of a backhanded I didn't mean
Speaker 1: it as I didn't mean it as that I didn't
Speaker 1: even say I would be a good parent. I like
Speaker 1: put that in your mouth. We don't have kids now,
Speaker 1: and we're not planning on having kids. If we did,
Speaker 1: we would The only thing that we have decided on
Speaker 1: is that we would adopt, we wouldn't do you like
Speaker 1: this surregacy route. And then the only other thing we've
Speaker 1: talked about is like, if we did have kids, we
Speaker 1: would probably not adopt an infant. Okay, like an older
Speaker 1: kid that can already talk and ship talk comma and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well hopefully it could be it could ship, you know,
Speaker 1: otherwise that be a whole other issue where we get
Speaker 1: this kid you can't ship, doesn't even ship talks, doesn't ship.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable as kid or kids ships doesn't talk. That we
Speaker 1: were doing a good thing getting him a little bit
Speaker 1: later in life. You know what kid doesn't ship? That's yeah,
Speaker 1: like three four or five six. And so we recently
Speaker 1: had Beth Newell on the show and we said to her, like,
Speaker 1: all right, how many kids she has got to but
Speaker 1: she gets to expose these kids to culture. And we
Speaker 1: were talking a little bit before we got on air,
Speaker 1: and um, Brian foss Y, Um, you know what is
Speaker 1: the culture that made you say culture is for me?
Speaker 1: I know you you have a certain love for a
Speaker 1: certain pop star that we share, right that would be Maria.
Speaker 1: Would be Mariah. Now I don't know if she's the
Speaker 1: thing that the first time I realized. I definitely she
Speaker 1: was defining that. When we remember watching there was a
Speaker 1: v h one or MTV Mariah Carrey Versus Whitney Houston
Speaker 1: music Video Marathon. It was on a Saturday or Son
Speaker 1: the Great program, and I like I had to mow
Speaker 1: the lawn that day and like hid in the basement.
Speaker 1: We're trying to watch this thing, and it was it
Speaker 1: was great and that was what was that like third grade?
Speaker 1: But I would say there was similar. It's like culture
Speaker 1: to me. Um the first time, I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I want to do that. I don't know how. I
Speaker 1: was probably watching the movie Heathers. And what's crazy is
Speaker 1: like we didn't have, you know, streaming every time you
Speaker 1: had to go out and get it. I watched it
Speaker 1: for the first time on TBS censored, so it was
Speaker 1: like watered down house, you know, and there's something gently
Speaker 1: with the chainsaw wasn't in it, you know. It was
Speaker 1: like they had all these cutaway shots. And actually I
Speaker 1: read later that like Shannon Doherty, she had like a
Speaker 1: stage mom that didn't want her to say any like
Speaker 1: bad words. I thought you were going to say Shannon
Speaker 1: Doherty actually improvised of her and I was like there's
Speaker 1: no astutely not that script is perfect. And the writer
Speaker 1: for that movie also wrote Batman Returns. And there are
Speaker 1: things that when I was like a young Galing, I
Speaker 1: was like, didn't realize. I'm like, Michelle Peiffer is a
Speaker 1: gay icon like Catwoman is. I mean, that is such
Speaker 1: a brilliant for the ages. And even the penguin is
Speaker 1: so funny in that when they it's so funny. I
Speaker 1: became fixated with Michelle Phiffer. And then in my room
Speaker 1: when I was by myself, I pretend someone was pushing
Speaker 1: me out a window to my dad. I would do
Speaker 1: that too, like, and then you become a cat. The
Speaker 1: amount of backflips when she put when she had women,
Speaker 1: hear me you were and then she just back clips away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like the amount of backflips is so hilarious. Six seven
Speaker 1: Good Girls Go to Heaven truly iconic. I would reenact
Speaker 1: the scene where she yeah, where she would go home
Speaker 1: to her apartment, and then the cats would all like
Speaker 1: she basically yeah, yeap, yep, yeah. I mean, so it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a great game, great game. And Heathers is
Speaker 1: so smart. And I remember being on a vacation and
Speaker 1: my whole family was sort of sleeping in. We were
Speaker 1: visiting family in Long Island, Suffolk County, Bay Shore. Respect
Speaker 1: one talent over from growing upping Ice Slip. Actually we
Speaker 1: might have been an Icelip or West Icelip. Okay, then
Speaker 1: that's even your girl, No, it's okay. And I like
Speaker 1: it was the youngest of four. I would wake up early.
Speaker 1: Remember when that happened. We would like wake up before
Speaker 1: the parents. And I went over and it was like
Speaker 1: maybe seven in the morning, and I went into the
Speaker 1: room and watched Heathers for the first time, the real
Speaker 1: Heathers or TBS the TBS Heathers, and I was like,
Speaker 1: the volume is probably on like one or two. I
Speaker 1: pulled up like a chair to the screen that watch it.
Speaker 1: I remember being like, what is this Christian Slater was
Speaker 1: making me feel things? The writer was making me feel
Speaker 1: different things. Yeah, I loved it. Wow, that's amazing. That's
Speaker 1: a very one. Yeah Heathers. I mean yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like there might have been some generational that definitely wasn't mine.
Speaker 1: But I was absolutely infatuated, infatuated with all things clueless.
Speaker 1: Like when I first saw Alicia Silverstone, I was like,
Speaker 1: who the funk is she I was like, I need
Speaker 1: to know everything about what that is about? Why are
Speaker 1: they talking like that? She looks like I've never seen
Speaker 1: anyone look and then styling it being like that's not
Speaker 1: really what high school kids were definitely not. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like it is and you know, but apparently they did.
Speaker 1: Amy Heckerling who wrote that and directed it, like apparently
Speaker 1: she did hang out like with those I don't doubt
Speaker 1: that those kids existed, but their heightened versions of what
Speaker 1: those kids are. I mean, is there a guy that
Speaker 1: wears like a nineteen fifties Mattenee idol outfit to school?
Speaker 1: Like I don't think so, honestly, what was that choice?
Speaker 1: I think that movie is genius in every way. I
Speaker 1: remember being truly surprised. It was like the gay friend
Speaker 1: didn't get that he was gay until many years later.
Speaker 1: I was watching it was like a six year old.
Speaker 1: In fact. I remember they have a euphemism in it,
Speaker 1: but they and ticket holding friend of Dorothy you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And I was like, don't know what
Speaker 1: that is? He's gay And they said he's gay. Yeah
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, yeah, they expec Oh my god,
Speaker 1: shared the boy Ken dress. Oh my god, I'm totally bugging.
Speaker 1: All these words meant nothing to me being seven or
Speaker 1: eight years old. In the fact of my parents conversion
Speaker 1: van on a trip down to Florida because we decided
Speaker 1: to drive that year. Why wouldn't you drive? My sister
Speaker 1: and I are watching it in the back on the
Speaker 1: television that was like literally put in the conversion van.
Speaker 1: And we finished watching it and I turned to my sister,
Speaker 1: who was like five, and she I was like, I
Speaker 1: liked it. She goes me too, I want to watch
Speaker 1: it again right now. And we put it back on
Speaker 1: and we watched it again, and we didn't get a
Speaker 1: second of it. But it was like visual too, which
Speaker 1: is like a sneaky trick to make it a visual snack. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you've got to have art direction, girl, Rule number twenty
Speaker 1: eight of culture. Culture tricky snack, tricky snack, tricky snack. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's a new one. That's that's why satire is so
Speaker 1: like Brilliant and the Trojan Horse. It's like, look at
Speaker 1: this thing that everyone can enjoy. But then we're gonna
Speaker 1: slip in something that Stephen the Cheese see that actually,
Speaker 1: I think was a cultural high point that year because
Speaker 1: Clueless was the same year that also Scream came out,
Speaker 1: and it was these funny, yeah genius, these funny genre
Speaker 1: heightened stuff that was like really good for so many
Speaker 1: other reasons besides like how like amazing they hit their
Speaker 1: genre and like how funny they were, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like what a good time. I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a fun time to revisit, like and Clueless. I
Speaker 1: think now you can watch and it's on Netflix and
Speaker 1: you can watch and it it holds up every time.
Speaker 1: And the jokes, there are so many jokes. We were
Speaker 1: living in like a pre Columbine world. It was just
Speaker 1: the right time in the podcast to bring school absolutely
Speaker 1: this is like about the time when we talked about
Speaker 1: school shooting. I will say, so maybe this is the
Speaker 1: generation gap, but that was sort of like a big
Speaker 1: turning point in my high school because our high school
Speaker 1: was like demographically the exact same as the ones we
Speaker 1: saw on TV and then the ones and where a
Speaker 1: Columbine happened, just like suburban mostly white high school and
Speaker 1: you grew up Atlanta, Georgia, Roswell and there it was
Speaker 1: like we started to have to have mesh book bags
Speaker 1: and or clear book bags, and certain clothes like overalls
Speaker 1: and trench codes weren't allowed. It was very We talked
Speaker 1: about this last week because Abra was on and about
Speaker 1: why you couldn't wear hats, and then one theory that
Speaker 1: was positive was because you could sneak a gun in
Speaker 1: a hat. And then Obera goes, well, then what the
Speaker 1: fund do you do with the backpacks? That and springing
Speaker 1: in like what about those? I was like, there's no
Speaker 1: way I'm hiding a gun under my hat. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But um, I remember we I was in third grade
Speaker 1: for Columbine and my teacher made us stand in a
Speaker 1: circle and hold hands and sing Jewels song Hands. That
Speaker 1: is the that is a gay teacher. It might have
Speaker 1: been one of her worst songs too. I like a
Speaker 1: pedophilic A little I'm not familiar, it's I know every word.
Speaker 1: Hands are small, I know. And the video was literally
Speaker 1: her walking through like a bomb site. Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: I think Foolish Games is great and that was for
Speaker 1: one of the Batman's soundtracks. She got bank for that. Oh,
Speaker 1: Foolish Games is one of my favorite songs of all time.
Speaker 1: There's a thing and my standing still Okay, keep going.
Speaker 1: That is that the title amos one of our songs,
Speaker 1: but that's I think. I think it's one of her
Speaker 1: a weaker after I don't know. Up there with she
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna be hot. I will say this
Speaker 1: is I'll never forget when Jules said that she was
Speaker 1: pressured into singing like a frog by her record producers,
Speaker 1: and then when she finally was a star, she could say,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the frog voice. Do you
Speaker 1: do you remember this? I don't remember. So her first
Speaker 1: album she does a lot of the who will sure.
Speaker 1: So she hated going into her head voice and doing
Speaker 1: that full round sound, and she wanted who will see
Speaker 1: That's what she wanted to do. She was wrong, because,
Speaker 1: as we all learned, Jules stopped making good music. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: that's actually interesting because you know, there's two versions of
Speaker 1: Foolish Games. There's the one that's on the first Pieces
Speaker 1: of You album, and it's it is it's more classical
Speaker 1: sounding in terms of the composition of the music, and
Speaker 1: also she sings it differently, and then they re recorded.
Speaker 1: I think after the success of UM I want to
Speaker 1: say it was Batman forever. It was on one it
Speaker 1: was and Rob No, it was Batman and Freman forever um.
Speaker 1: But what was her first pick? You were meant from me?
Speaker 1: So you were Men for me became like huge, I think,
Speaker 1: one of the best songs of the nineties. And then
Speaker 1: after that they kind of like we're like, okay, we
Speaker 1: have to look at your album again, and they were like,
Speaker 1: let's make this more commercial, and she re recorded Foolish Games,
Speaker 1: which was like a big adult contemporary hit, and she
Speaker 1: did sing it differently and they cut a whole verse
Speaker 1: out of it. Really, yeah, it's amazing to me that
Speaker 1: you know this. Oh, I'm a huge for me. It's
Speaker 1: like I didn't listen to MTV. I I didn't watch
Speaker 1: MTV because I wasn't allowed. So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll watch a v H one. So I
Speaker 1: was like very familiar with like Leanne Rhymes, Juel and
Speaker 1: Shania Twain and Mariah Selene like I was into like
Speaker 1: what the like, yeah, I was and sing And when
Speaker 1: Diva's Live happened, that was like that was like a
Speaker 1: huge moment for me. Oh my god, Mariah sing the Wreathaea.
Speaker 1: That was like Shannia is like introduction to the mainstream.
Speaker 1: I think that was when everyone was like, oh Shania.
Speaker 1: The next year of faith Hill, they brought her in
Speaker 1: and there it was. I think they were trying to.
Speaker 1: I think the next year they did faith Hill and Leanne.
Speaker 1: They were trying to kind of the year. The next
Speaker 1: year was the big one was Whitney Houston. So the
Speaker 1: year prior had been like it was like a wreath
Speaker 1: this night, and then it was Whitney Houston and the
Speaker 1: young diva they had was Brandy and a faith Hill
Speaker 1: was on it. Not a fan of Brandy, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll get into that, I get it. But did
Speaker 1: you know that Brandy is actually heralded by like many
Speaker 1: R and B singers and like having like one of
Speaker 1: the best voices of all time, Like I do not agree, well,
Speaker 1: her riffs are like statistically on point. Um, okay, but
Speaker 1: do you hear the advice that Winnie Houston gave to
Speaker 1: Brandy on the I think it was like, you need
Speaker 1: to support your notes and she's and Whitney has said
Speaker 1: it in interviews on camera that that was it was like,
Speaker 1: so you're performing with this, you know amazing, you know legend.
Speaker 1: Did she give you any advice? And it was like,
Speaker 1: uh huh, what advice did she get? It's like she said,
Speaker 1: I need to, like, you know, be louder and I
Speaker 1: need to support my notes. But maybe she's that was
Speaker 1: a corrective piece of advice and she's now she's belting
Speaker 1: it out in Chicago. Was terrible in Chicago. Well, not
Speaker 1: an actress. I think that I think that Whitney wouldn't
Speaker 1: bother with advice unless she saw something that is a
Speaker 1: great point. That is a great point. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to spend this podcast taking down Brandy. I'm on te Monica.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I'm Monica all the way. Because Brandy
Speaker 1: came into that situation of the boy's mind a real victim. Hi,
Speaker 1: excuse me, um, can I talk to you? I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. And Monica's like, what, bitch, what do you
Speaker 1: have to say? You're going to say no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, no, honey. Brandy was coming into that situation
Speaker 1: being respectful and you and you cannot twist her to
Speaker 1: be a victim. Honey. I'm team Brandy in this situation.
Speaker 1: Why she comes in there, Brandy comes in here with
Speaker 1: her shoulders hunched and says, when I please talk to you?
Speaker 1: For a minute, and Monica says, when she's getting right
Speaker 1: to it, let's do let's do this because we we've
Speaker 1: done this before. Let's let's do it word for word. Okay,
Speaker 1: because I will show you how, Brandy, let's go, let's
Speaker 1: do it. This is why this excuse me? Can you
Speaker 1: please talk to you for a minute. M sure you
Speaker 1: know you look kind of familiar. Yeah you do too. Um,
Speaker 1: but um, I just want to know do you know
Speaker 1: somebody named you know his name? Oh? Yeah, definitely, I
Speaker 1: know his name. Well, I just want to let you
Speaker 1: know that he's mine. No, no, so here we go.
Speaker 1: Let's do a little play by play, Brandy. The inflection
Speaker 1: point in that exchange is Brandy saying, well, I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know. I'm asserting to myself. Is
Speaker 1: that a victim? No, she's saying, I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know that he's mine. The intro is passive,
Speaker 1: but then she gets aggressive. Well, here's the deal. When
Speaker 1: you listen to it, tell me this isn't true. Before
Speaker 1: Brandy walked into that coffee shop and saw Monica sitting there,
Speaker 1: she was in her car doing laps around the place, like, okay,
Speaker 1: when you go in there, you're gonna say, um, excuse me,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be played and no matter what you feel,
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna just assert yourself. You're gonna assert yourself.
Speaker 1: Brandy and Monica is sitting in there like this coffee
Speaker 1: is wrong because this is not what I ordered. Excuse me, Hello,
Speaker 1: conjecture and that's what makes me. Monica and Brandy and
Speaker 1: some of us are some of us just Brandy's. I
Speaker 1: have that. Now, I have that Monica song in my head.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't make a move, but I won't. I know
Speaker 1: you're probably thinking something is wrong, knowing if I do that,
Speaker 1: it won't be right. I want to get down, but
Speaker 1: not the first night. Yes, I love that. I love
Speaker 1: that message. Should the second Monica's Monica's Monica. This is
Speaker 1: my favorite Monica song of all time. Angela. No one
Speaker 1: shouts it out. What do you mean? Some me? But no,
Speaker 1: now you have me gro sho, well stop you show
Speaker 1: great great vocal He'll tell you something. Great vocals also
Speaker 1: for you. I will go to the ocean every sign
Speaker 1: in the night es yes, oh my god, wait what
Speaker 1: rule number twenty? Monica? Bitch, she doesn't get the credit. No,
Speaker 1: you know what that sucks. Monica's the best. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know she lives in Atlanta. She's still like a celebrity.
Speaker 1: Atta girl. I didn't know that Atlanta takes care of
Speaker 1: Donald Glover talked about this. What do he saying? He
Speaker 1: was saying that Atlanta is where it's at right now
Speaker 1: because they people stay, They moved back there, and they
Speaker 1: support their artists. That's funny. I recently had a friend
Speaker 1: moved to Atlanta because he said the work was better there.
Speaker 1: There's I don't are a lot of opportunities growing up there.
Speaker 1: It's what is it being called Yollywood? Allywood, Llywood, that's
Speaker 1: what they call it. That I thought my favorite plan
Speaker 1: on Hollywood was Dollywood. I went to Dollywood, all right,
Speaker 1: So we went in May and recent two things they
Speaker 1: didn't realize. There's not like dollies walking around. No, it's
Speaker 1: not about Dolly. It's it's about supporting that. It's about
Speaker 1: supporting the mountains. And there was a bunch of gay
Speaker 1: couples walking around that were stone sober, all looking like
Speaker 1: we'd passed and they'd look you get that icon like
Speaker 1: we thought this was going to be something else. There
Speaker 1: was definitely a bit of a trick that said. So
Speaker 1: that's one. It's not as much Dolly as I want.
Speaker 1: They have like one dress store that you can buy things,
Speaker 1: and that's it. There's no fierce Whigs, no no it.
Speaker 1: So we're nail pressing. The other thing that is crazy
Speaker 1: about Dollywood is that there was a look another amusement
Speaker 1: park like a town over that had like a fire
Speaker 1: or went bankrupt or something. So Dollywood bought all of
Speaker 1: their employees their roller coasters. So Dollywood like twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: had like five rides and it was mostly like the kitchen, like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a folk band and eat some you know, pork rhymes,
Speaker 1: and that's like part of it. They bought all these
Speaker 1: insane roller coasters and then filled in every possible inch
Speaker 1: of Dollywood with roller coasters, and it feels incredibly dangerous
Speaker 1: and I recommend that did The best part like it
Speaker 1: was I've never felt like I was going to die
Speaker 1: more like a rickety like hill Country roller coaster. There's
Speaker 1: one called like the Screaming Eagle that that like gave
Speaker 1: me whiplash and I was just like, I don't know
Speaker 1: who I would tell what I'm in the middle of Tennessee.
Speaker 1: There's no alcohol here. I mean it was it was wild.
Speaker 1: There's no alcohol there. It's a dry ament. I mean
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem I hate that. Did you ride They
Speaker 1: have like a nationally recognized wooden roller coaster. They're called Thunderhead.
Speaker 1: Did you ride Thunderhead? Yeah, that's like that's like her
Speaker 1: crown jewel of that park. Yeah. They have a lot
Speaker 1: of rides in a very small space and so you
Speaker 1: could do the whole park if you wanted to, in
Speaker 1: like two hours. Where is this Tennessee? Yeah, it's Is
Speaker 1: it outside of Nashville, No, it's it's closer to Pigeon.
Speaker 1: Pigeon And then the fires recently it were in Gatlin.
Speaker 1: This is the fire as we recent like the acquisition
Speaker 1: of all these crazy Maybe I'm I'm confusing the recent
Speaker 1: fires with the reason the other a part. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Dolly donated like a thousand dollars to everything by the fire.
Speaker 1: She's Dolly is truly amazing and also she actually I'm
Speaker 1: adding her to my bucket list there to see live.
Speaker 1: I was scrolling around on Spotify and I listened to
Speaker 1: she They have a concert of hers that she did
Speaker 1: in London, and it's such a gag because like the
Speaker 1: last I wouldn't think she'd be popular there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think she's internationally popular. And also there's a lot
Speaker 1: of the British love country. Yeah, and also Canadians love
Speaker 1: country too. You know who's huge in Canada. Still there
Speaker 1: are the Dixie Chicks. So they still go on huge
Speaker 1: North American tours, but they just do most of it
Speaker 1: in North America. Like with Dixie Chicks do a European
Speaker 1: tours too. Still, I think last year when they were
Speaker 1: when they were touring last time, well, that's where the
Speaker 1: controversy happened, was England, right when she said that thing
Speaker 1: about George w because it was interesting. So then she
Speaker 1: came back to the States and everyone was like all
Speaker 1: fired up and insane. But I think they still do
Speaker 1: really well. I mean they just did a huge concert
Speaker 1: at Madison Square Garden that I was supposed to go to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: last year is right after Landa. What we were going
Speaker 1: to say something about Dolly she her She has a
Speaker 1: concert on Spotify. It's like live from London or something.
Speaker 1: And what's such a gag is the last seven songs
Speaker 1: are like huge hits that you can for that like
Speaker 1: nine to five when you heard the beginning chords, You're like,
Speaker 1: fuck yes, and but also her introductions and outros of
Speaker 1: all the songs, Oh my god, I love singing and
Speaker 1: I've always loved to sing, so it's so right to
Speaker 1: be here sing with all of you. Here's my next song,
Speaker 1: and it's just like it's insane. So the Great Dolly's
Speaker 1: story real quick. So she came to New York to
Speaker 1: UH to meet with the Broadway producers for and they like,
Speaker 1: add dinner. She's like, I love New York City, time
Speaker 1: spare or whatever. Right, so like, obviously nine to five
Speaker 1: will be in the show, but we want to have
Speaker 1: all original music, and she was like, sounds good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go back to my hotel. The next morning she
Speaker 1: showed up with like thirties songs's. They were like what
Speaker 1: She's like, I just went back to my hotel and
Speaker 1: got got to write. And yeah, also there's one song.
Speaker 1: I hope my friend Amanda Shack is listening to this
Speaker 1: because we always gag over this song, which is get
Speaker 1: Out and Stay Out, which is like the eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: number in that in that musical where Stephane J. Block
Speaker 1: is just like, I'm not going to be abused anymore,
Speaker 1: and she kind of she's like the Jane Fonda character.
Speaker 1: And it's such a fierce like singer's number. Literally the
Speaker 1: end of it is just this woman like belting her tips.
Speaker 1: I'm like, STI, it's just so good. I recommend everyone go.
Speaker 1: And it's like like fall tips. They one of her
Speaker 1: tips fell off at the end of the number, and
Speaker 1: then everyone just it. But I never saw nine to five,
Speaker 1: and I mean mad because I would gag. I'm a
Speaker 1: recent Dolly convert, truly and like. And then I watched
Speaker 1: like a bunch of her interviews like last year and
Speaker 1: like her and Barbara Walters, like in the eighties, and
Speaker 1: Barbara's asking her these truly inane questions like well, what's
Speaker 1: with all the makeup in the wigs and like, and
Speaker 1: then Dolly is just like very like measuredly and like
Speaker 1: gracefully answering everything, and she's I just Dolly's. Dolly's still
Speaker 1: making jokes about her chest. Yes, she was in a
Speaker 1: word show like a week ago. It takes a lot
Speaker 1: of money to look this cheap, a line now co
Speaker 1: opted by drag Queen Alaska Thunderfunck. But I mean that
Speaker 1: as a tribute but of course Dolly is. I just
Speaker 1: got mad. Second, I was like, like, Alaska watched I
Speaker 1: watched her YouTube channel with her brother. Yes, um, who
Speaker 1: seems gayer than Alaska? Right? Is he Gay's supposed they
Speaker 1: call him Alaska? And so it's a lot of like
Speaker 1: he said, she said about like what they grew up,
Speaker 1: how they grew up and sex practices and stuff. It's cute.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, God, world of World of Wonder.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the tunon Green Lights? So there's
Speaker 1: gonna be two new shows coming out on YouTube. There's
Speaker 1: going to be a House of Edwards, which is Elissa
Speaker 1: Edwards show, also featuring Yes, also featuring Lega Astranga, And
Speaker 1: it's going to be about She's all set, She's All
Speaker 1: Stars three. I think, Um, so she's a great story
Speaker 1: she is, and I think I think things are going
Speaker 1: to turn out really really well for her. Um. But
Speaker 1: it's gonna be House of Edwards with Liganda and Alissa,
Speaker 1: and it's about them running their dance studio. So it's
Speaker 1: essentially Dance Moms, but with a Lissa Edwards. That's and
Speaker 1: it's going to be apparently like all about all the
Speaker 1: Cookie parents and like their employees, the children I love
Speaker 1: well she teaches like she teaches like K through eighteen
Speaker 1: and they all worship her. And you don't. On Drag Race,
Speaker 1: there's a few like classic drag queen skills you don't
Speaker 1: really get to see, yeah, exactly like on the show.
Speaker 1: Obviously lip syncing you get to see if you're being
Speaker 1: kicked off, but there's really like a lip sync challenge,
Speaker 1: you know, right, Like a lot of the I don't know,
Speaker 1: a lot of the challenges aren't what these performers do
Speaker 1: every week, Like working a crowd, like working a room
Speaker 1: is not something they ever get challenged on doing every
Speaker 1: now and then they'll do like a stand up challenge
Speaker 1: and they'll really some element of it. But you know
Speaker 1: what's crazy is like, for example, Violet Shoshki, her number
Speaker 1: one thing is her like aerial sill, and she never
Speaker 1: did it on the show. So the folks at home
Speaker 1: are like, why did she win? And it's like, well,
Speaker 1: we didn't see. It's like people keep saying course, it's
Speaker 1: course it's and it's like, well, that's not what she
Speaker 1: does when shems. She's incredible. David Yeah at a gay
Speaker 1: barnet Alanna Atlanta Um it was sort of sad because
Speaker 1: there was like she wasn't in drag he was like,
Speaker 1: but he wanted like people to still like take pictures
Speaker 1: with him and stead it is Yeah, it is weird. Um,
Speaker 1: what was I gonna say? No, David, previous guest of
Speaker 1: the show said really, and I think this is a
Speaker 1: great point, but it's also maybe not feasible, where like
Speaker 1: the one of the final challenges should be the queens
Speaker 1: just craft their own live show, but if it means
Speaker 1: like lip syncing to their own numbers and they would
Speaker 1: have to like just go through all like the rights
Speaker 1: and the ruin. That's the thing is. It's like even
Speaker 1: Bob the Drag Queen, like you see Bob the Drag
Speaker 1: Queen live in New York, which we did all the
Speaker 1: time before he was on the show, like you truly,
Speaker 1: even after watching the season and knowing how amazing Bob
Speaker 1: is and Bob obviously won rightfully and earned tons of
Speaker 1: new fans, you still don't know how fucking good Bob.
Speaker 1: You still want to tell people still Bob does this
Speaker 1: and this and this and this. I have a question
Speaker 1: for you, Matt, because I know you're an idol American
Speaker 1: idole savant huge part of my life. So Bob the
Speaker 1: drag Queen was the fan who who became the winner,
Speaker 1: right had seen all the That's sort of this sub narrative,
Speaker 1: who is that for American Idol? Who came in and
Speaker 1: knew exactly which kinds of songs to flip? You know.
Speaker 1: It's it's so interesting with American Idol because that has
Speaker 1: so much less to do with your creativity and so
Speaker 1: much more to do with like how lucky you get
Speaker 1: on the shelf? It was a favorite or not? Could
Speaker 1: it be like a David Cook? Well, yeah, But the
Speaker 1: thing is I doubt that David Cook actually watched a
Speaker 1: lot of it. I think David Cook just just like
Speaker 1: was given the opportunity to take a lot of artistic license.
Speaker 1: David Cook like famously at the time they did a
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey Week and he was thinking he arranged always
Speaker 1: Be My Baby, and it was like an emo dark song.
Speaker 1: And also nobody covers always be My Baby, because how
Speaker 1: did you do it? I mean, like it's one of
Speaker 1: those songs. And this is like with a lot of
Speaker 1: especially without backup singers, like so much of it's about
Speaker 1: the backup and they say this and they used to
Speaker 1: say this on the show, and I think I think
Speaker 1: still for a lot of uh talent shows, they say,
Speaker 1: you know, don't do Maria. It's just it's too hard.
Speaker 1: People are expecting to hear certain notes and if you
Speaker 1: can't hit those notes. So then was this successful? It
Speaker 1: was hugely successful. And she was even there coaching them
Speaker 1: this is before as a and you could tell she
Speaker 1: legitimately was like really into it. She was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is really cool. She might have even said we
Speaker 1: should put that out. Yeah, and they did and it
Speaker 1: was a hit, like when they used to release them
Speaker 1: on iTunes and stuff, which I was I love. Christie
Speaker 1: Lee Cook did Forever as a country song. It was said, literally,
Speaker 1: I like that better than my version that well, because
Speaker 1: Forever like is a country It's like and it's a
Speaker 1: country song from like the sixties, you know, it's like Elvis.
Speaker 1: You know, Um, this is Maria. I just I just
Speaker 1: want to say this about so amazing. I just want
Speaker 1: to say this about Mariah. I mean the fact that
Speaker 1: she was able to like concede that like these interpretations
Speaker 1: were like really novel and really great. Um without like
Speaker 1: I mean, like that's how you know She's like that
Speaker 1: that's how you know she she cares about the work
Speaker 1: first and foremost, and it's not about like because even then,
Speaker 1: even that Mariah which was like two eight or nine,
Speaker 1: Mariah is like a different Mariah than now like reality stars.
Speaker 1: She's gonna go two kids to two husbands. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: got two props kids famous lean. On the first episode
Speaker 1: of Maria's World, she was on one yacht while her
Speaker 1: husband was on another yacht. So it is so annoying
Speaker 1: when you can't decide what she ought to be on
Speaker 1: and then you have to just agree to disagree and
Speaker 1: go on different yachts, and the yachts drive past each
Speaker 1: other and you're like, you come to mayacht. No no,
Speaker 1: you come to literally that happened. And wait, but Mariah,
Speaker 1: this is an interesting Like I was listening too, I
Speaker 1: guess What's the t or something or some interview with RuPaul,
Speaker 1: and she was talking about how no, no, no no no,
Speaker 1: like this is like at some point I heard RuPaul
Speaker 1: say this on during some interview maybe on ther podcast
Speaker 1: What's the t um and saying, how you know they
Speaker 1: always want to do Mariah songs as lips things for
Speaker 1: your life, so they always want to include Mariah in
Speaker 1: some way. But you know it's just they will never
Speaker 1: clear her song because maybe because she has at least
Speaker 1: fifty percent songwriting credit on every song, it requires her approval,
Speaker 1: which means emailing Maria here. No way. Can you think
Speaker 1: she's good with email? You think she gets to you?
Speaker 1: I think what delicious irony would be if Mariah was
Speaker 1: like great at email and responded right, yeah, representing herself Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: totally looks like actually putting this in my Google cow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I've I've seen her in concert a
Speaker 1: few times. It's it's a bummer because so much time
Speaker 1: spent off stage, and then you think like she's going
Speaker 1: to come out with like a full mermaid costume with wings,
Speaker 1: and it's like the same thing with different shots, like famously,
Speaker 1: like what is she doing back there? And they have
Speaker 1: this DJ that's like, hey, guys, you remember this Jackson
Speaker 1: five song? And then he'll play like non Marian music
Speaker 1: just to keep the crowd going. And it's very much
Speaker 1: the R and B crowd that still comes out. My
Speaker 1: first concert, Maria her first word stepping onto the stage.
Speaker 1: Do you like the ensemble B versus Maria dress to
Speaker 1: his dress? As a sailor and the threat of the
Speaker 1: concert was Bianca versus Maria the first words do you
Speaker 1: like the ensemble? And for those who don't know, it's
Speaker 1: from the Heartbreaker video. Bianca is the brunette version of
Speaker 1: Maria that is evil and they have a fist fight
Speaker 1: in the bathroom at the movie theater over Jerry O'Connell
Speaker 1: for those who don't know. And I mean, this concert
Speaker 1: was truly bizarre. Talked about it before, but the thing is,
Speaker 1: um wait, Mariah though she there's there's I guess get
Speaker 1: I get upset when I talked about because truly, like
Speaker 1: my life was changed by the Butterfly album. And then
Speaker 1: also uh, the like the lyrics and the Butterfly album.
Speaker 1: You listen to the lyrics and like, yeah, well, my favorite,
Speaker 1: I think of all one of my favorites of all
Speaker 1: time is the Roof and I also love Breakdown, Like
Speaker 1: those are two like kind of deep cuts on that album.
Speaker 1: And then also she's got this ballad on that album
Speaker 1: called Whenever You Call, which is so good, and Brian
Speaker 1: McKnight does a duet and that's even better. I went,
Speaker 1: I kind of prefer it with just her. And also
Speaker 1: if Adele recorded whenever you call today, people would be gagging.
Speaker 1: But Mariah did that ship literally literally twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: I know, isn't that insane? And also that's why when
Speaker 1: people are like truly gagged over like all I ask,
Speaker 1: I'm like you, guys, Mariah was doing better work than this,
Speaker 1: inn Like she had these kind of soaring pop ballads
Speaker 1: with R and B influences in this better voice than Adele.
Speaker 1: But her brand wasn't the authentic like black and white
Speaker 1: walking along the river with a trench coat. I mean,
Speaker 1: that was Adele. That was the someone like you moment.
Speaker 1: The video is as important that that song are the
Speaker 1: granitic tonight. Holy shit, that's insane. Okay, So you you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna listen to this today when you're to
Speaker 1: have last night. If that happens, it might happen, and
Speaker 1: you know it's going to be such a thing like
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, the recording industry, they vote right,
Speaker 1: and they are invested in artists that make money, that
Speaker 1: make money, and also they want more artists that don't
Speaker 1: require a ton of production and a ton and so
Speaker 1: like Beyonce like like to spend so much money on
Speaker 1: her albums. I mean, every song has a video, like
Speaker 1: she doesn't give interviews. I think the machine of it
Speaker 1: wants an artist like Beck wants an artist like you
Speaker 1: tell wants an artist who plays all his own instruments,
Speaker 1: Like they want someone who's it's about the music and
Speaker 1: about the recording. I believe that. I don't think. But
Speaker 1: that's the thing is like I just feel like at
Speaker 1: this point, like you gotta like and it's so weird
Speaker 1: to say this about like the contemporary artist who's literally
Speaker 1: one the most Grammys of anyone, which is Beyonce, but
Speaker 1: like she should win Album of the Year for lemon
Speaker 1: You have to have some respect, like, like, have some respect,
Speaker 1: like Lemonade was it and honestly true everyone honestly and
Speaker 1: Trump's America. You have to expect Peper is going to
Speaker 1: win Album of the Year at the Grammys. The rules
Speaker 1: are at the door. Because it's interesting. It's going to
Speaker 1: be very interesting. I blame Bieber for Trump. Oh sure,
Speaker 1: I think this year. This is my this is my book, right,
Speaker 1: I'm pitching my book. This past year, we didn't have
Speaker 1: a Bieber to hate, we didn't have a Miley Cyrus
Speaker 1: to shock people. For months, there were here's some pop
Speaker 1: culture stories that happened in two thousands sixteen, and you
Speaker 1: tell me if they made a splash. Kim Kardashian was
Speaker 1: hog tied in her Paris hotel room and robbed. How
Speaker 1: much did you hear about it while it happened? While
Speaker 1: it happened, but then it died down after two days?
Speaker 1: But two days that the biggest like social media reality
Speaker 1: star was hog tied in her hotel room and robbed
Speaker 1: in Paris at gunpoint. Both Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom
Speaker 1: released to like compete with each other because they have
Speaker 1: a feud over Orlando Bloom's baby mama. That happened this year.
Speaker 1: Do you remember talking about this? I mean, keep keep listening,
Speaker 1: but I I'm gonna Ryan Rock. This was actually one
Speaker 1: of the bigger ones. But still two weeks Ryan Lockty
Speaker 1: like vandalized and pete all over a Brazilian gas station
Speaker 1: and then lied about it and then went on Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars and was almost punched by an audience member.
Speaker 1: Remember that two weeks and it went away. It's like
Speaker 1: we needed a Charlie Sheen this year. We needed a
Speaker 1: but you know what took up way too much time
Speaker 1: in respect to all that was when fucking Kim Kardashian
Speaker 1: released the clip of Taylor Swift in Kanye West phone call.
Speaker 1: It's like that was a great story. That was I mean,
Speaker 1: it was it was so satisfying, But that was that
Speaker 1: was probably maybe one of the bigger ones that and
Speaker 1: and Beyonce and jay Z did he cheat? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like that was like a big one too.
Speaker 1: But it felt immediately like once her song came out
Speaker 1: addressing it, it was like, huh, maybe this was all
Speaker 1: part of the marketing, the marketing ploy. What I'm saying,
Speaker 1: there wasn't something that felt truly like a train wreck
Speaker 1: except for the obvious story that we saw on the headline,
Speaker 1: you know every day. What I'm saying, we needed like
Speaker 1: Bieber like got a good album and stopped driving drunk,
Speaker 1: you know, and like a lot of artists that we
Speaker 1: are used to having those crazy moments like just but
Speaker 1: it's like you but it's like nothing can really break
Speaker 1: through the noise anymore. That's why it all dies down.
Speaker 1: Like even and I'll say this, like even with like
Speaker 1: the whole Trump like piss play dossier that died down
Speaker 1: after three you know, like it because and the pacing
Speaker 1: is no one can keep no one can keep it.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what the shelf life is anymore
Speaker 1: for any sort of like big crazy story. Like we'll
Speaker 1: talk about it for sure, and they'll they'll be a
Speaker 1: spike in in in the in the discourse or whatever,
Speaker 1: but like you can't nothing lives on anymore, and that's
Speaker 1: that's kind of tragic, Like we can't really like let
Speaker 1: things simmer and talk about in Saturday is the new normal?
Speaker 1: And what's going to be the response to that? Like
Speaker 1: in two thousand seventeen, Like what are things going to be? Like?
Speaker 1: Like that's that's that's what's crazy. It's like, are we
Speaker 1: gonna go back to a time when like things were simpler?
Speaker 1: Likes like is by Adele like a kind of this
Speaker 1: is gonna be what things are like now? Like we're
Speaker 1: gonna go back to a simple time. We just like
Speaker 1: kind of like have basic ship because you can't expect
Speaker 1: to grab headlines anymore with your like insane behavior. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean there's a you know, the theory of the
Speaker 1: tipping point, and like if you look at the tabloid
Speaker 1: culture in the UK, they've always been like a decade
Speaker 1: or two ahead of us, like what they're willing to do.
Speaker 1: Like their biggest magazine has topless women on page six,
Speaker 1: you know, and those those women become famous for a
Speaker 1: week and everyone's like, she's from Bright and she's one
Speaker 1: of us. Look at those teats, you know, and like
Speaker 1: they've been doing that for years and they've had obviously
Speaker 1: the super obsessed celebrity culture, and then Prince Diana happened,
Speaker 1: and then people started to pull back, and then they
Speaker 1: still entertained it with like the reality show characters and
Speaker 1: all of those TLC like my eight hundred pound wife
Speaker 1: who does ballet shows British, they're all from Britain, Like
Speaker 1: they're just we're stealing from American Idol too, Pop Idol
Speaker 1: and X Factor Huge. So I think there's there will
Speaker 1: be a tipping point. I just have no idea what
Speaker 1: it is. I never realized that. And I think, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you Brian for bringing that true, actual, profound piece
Speaker 1: of cultural knowledge that was insane right there. That really
Speaker 1: suck to me right there. Okay, I mean Matt's making
Speaker 1: a face, but like really just got sucked by knowledge, honestly.
Speaker 1: That Yeah, I if you and if you look through
Speaker 1: history to like there's a liberal time, and then there's
Speaker 1: a conservative time, and then there's a liberal in culture,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like like it's true the
Speaker 1: sixties and seventies were a thing, and then there was
Speaker 1: like the eighties and nineties were kind of pulled back
Speaker 1: and then you know, right now you could argue that
Speaker 1: in the ofs and what we have now, we've been
Speaker 1: in a super kind of like very boundary pushing time
Speaker 1: and you have to wonder are we about to see
Speaker 1: that return to something else, which is you know, something's interesting?
Speaker 1: So um, okay, this this is a very fair like
Speaker 1: scary question. But let's say someone raided your house says
Speaker 1: you only get to keep three pieces of culture, books, movies, TV?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What do you keep? What do you keep? Well?
Speaker 1: This is interesting because I am I keeping them for
Speaker 1: sentimental value? Or am I keeping because I'm gonna use them? Um?
Speaker 1: And also am keeping them for the apocalypse? Like? Am
Speaker 1: I Fahrenheit fort these? Or is it just from my house?
Speaker 1: What do you want people to think of you when
Speaker 1: they find this ship you were super smart? Or do
Speaker 1: you want to be truthful? I think you want to
Speaker 1: be truthful. We want to be truthful. Let's be truthful.
Speaker 1: This is a very kind of question I wish I had. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I will, I will go out of fairness. I
Speaker 1: want to keep the legend of Zeldacna of time. I
Speaker 1: want to keep Does that count as a book, movie,
Speaker 1: or TV? Video game? Okay, so I mean we'll include
Speaker 1: video games, multimedia, multimedia. Um, I want to I want
Speaker 1: to keep Lady Got Got born this way. No, I
Speaker 1: want to keep Fleetwood mac rumors. No, I want to
Speaker 1: keep up speech boys, beach boys, pets. The thing is,
Speaker 1: while you've been making the decision, you unfortunately did burn. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Zel talking your time, beach boys pet sounds and yes,
Speaker 1: no it's not No, come on, I had a moment
Speaker 1: in college. It's pretty silly. It's a it's a great
Speaker 1: what No, I mean I'm saying, it's silly and a
Speaker 1: good way. It's a silly fun it's even it's a
Speaker 1: pretty gay um album and uh, I will say, um
Speaker 1: oh god, uh I can't do this. This is so hard.
Speaker 1: And then a book. I want to keep a book
Speaker 1: just to balance it out. Um, you know what, let's do?
Speaker 1: Uh Harry Potter, the definitely Hallows and the Goblet of Fire.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say Harry Potter too, but actually it's
Speaker 1: what's the most important to me is that people have
Speaker 1: a misconception to me that I was much smarter than
Speaker 1: I am. So here's what I would do. I would
Speaker 1: take Henry's picture that's hanging up in our apartment of
Speaker 1: Leonard Burns to I would take in Cold Blood by
Speaker 1: Truman Capode and which I have and it's one of
Speaker 1: my favorite books. Four real Knowledge. And then I would um,
Speaker 1: this is just about image of this. That's not the question, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Uh, this is a weird one. What's been
Speaker 1: most important to me that I feel will represent me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would probably grab Butterfly album by Mariah Carry. You
Speaker 1: must probably like Gobblet of Fire by Harry by Harry Potter,
Speaker 1: jak Rowlings by Harry Potter, and the Goblet of Fire
Speaker 1: because I do believe it's the best book. Shout out
Speaker 1: to at least Morales, who we did an entire episode
Speaker 1: of US Cultures that's about Harry Potter, and I probably
Speaker 1: would bring would would Oh man, it's not useful, but
Speaker 1: I still keep my um uh like old tickets to
Speaker 1: Universal Studios, like my room. Yeah, just like take them
Speaker 1: with me because I always have this irrational thing like
Speaker 1: if I ever do show up in Orlando that that
Speaker 1: I don't have tickets, I can just somehow whip out
Speaker 1: my old things, my old like park tickets, even though
Speaker 1: I know you're holding onto them presentimental value, which is
Speaker 1: which I am a hoarder, though Henry will tell you
Speaker 1: I'm a full hoarder. There you go. Those are maps three.
Speaker 1: This is this is a tough question. It's a weird question,
Speaker 1: I know, because we have no I don't mean weird,
Speaker 1: like it's weird that you said it. It's like a
Speaker 1: weird one because it's hard to navigate. Also, like hard
Speaker 1: media is are already irrelevant, Like you have all of
Speaker 1: the media. Like if this person is robbing you, are
Speaker 1: they also robbing of your ability to watch any movie
Speaker 1: you want or stream any song you want, Like is
Speaker 1: it just the thing that you want a hard copy of.
Speaker 1: It's also so weird now because you don't need hard
Speaker 1: copies of anything because everything is so accessible. So you're saying,
Speaker 1: I mean, unless there's like a backlash, and you know,
Speaker 1: unless it it's a fair hund for fifty one thing
Speaker 1: streaming service servers are destroyed. No, no streaming, all right.
Speaker 1: The book I will keep is the two thousand and
Speaker 1: sixteen Fall Restoration Hardware Catalog. It's seven hundred pages, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, and if all goes to ship, I'll still
Speaker 1: have those chandeliers to work at beautiful um In honor
Speaker 1: of the Grammys tonight, which will have already happened by
Speaker 1: the time you hear that, I'm going to say in
Speaker 1: an Album of the Year, Beck's Morning Phase Scientologists. Beck
Speaker 1: he was a child of scientology, was Remy and she's
Speaker 1: still iconique. She's still leading the charge, she's still saving live.
Speaker 1: But it's the kind of album I could listen to
Speaker 1: every day. That's great, it's beautiful. He plays every instrument
Speaker 1: on it. It's I feel like it's an everyday album.
Speaker 1: And that if this is what I'm holding onto naked
Speaker 1: with no furniture in my house after being robbed, I
Speaker 1: might want that and then like the piece of like
Speaker 1: film or this is hard film or TV Heathers. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'll take it, yeah, Heathers on DVD. Now I'm fixated
Speaker 1: on the fact that the Grand Research tonight, and you guys,
Speaker 1: we just want to go see Marion Morris nominee for
Speaker 1: Best New Artists. Do you know Mary Moore? Yeah? Church Yes.
Speaker 1: And also eighties Mercedes one of the best pop soil
Speaker 1: Eighties Merseidies, Yeah, I love it. And also the Miranda
Speaker 1: Lambert um Like Triple album that she put out this
Speaker 1: year was very good, very good. I've been listening to
Speaker 1: that a lot. There's a song called in My Pink Sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard of that. I've heard
Speaker 1: anything Miranda. I want to love more than I do.
Speaker 1: This album turned me. This was the Bill Compton to
Speaker 1: My Sulky stack House. That's a little Matt Rogers. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I was so with I think I got
Speaker 1: my wisdom teeth out and was on heavy drugs and
Speaker 1: the congratulations, thank you, my life has never been better.
Speaker 1: No more cares. Recommend everyone gets them pulled. Seriously. I
Speaker 1: always thought it was Kenkare because my mom is from Yea.
Speaker 1: Um no, man, if you if you want to fucking
Speaker 1: fuck yourself, then then on heavy drugs. Get on heavy drugs,
Speaker 1: not just get on HBO now or HBO go and
Speaker 1: watch True Blood. Oh my god, I was I love
Speaker 1: Ani Paquin first two seasons. I only watched the first
Speaker 1: two seas. I don't recommend the show to people because
Speaker 1: it doesn't get better as it goes. But we were
Speaker 1: Mark and I are needed an escape show and we
Speaker 1: were asking around everyone's like, Yetta watch the wire, like
Speaker 1: we don't want something, So we actually picked up this
Speaker 1: is This is too dark to its it's real too.
Speaker 1: He literally has like a math there's in public health.
Speaker 1: Like he's like studied, like you know, statistics of poverty.
Speaker 1: Like this show is not going to be an escape
Speaker 1: from there. Like, but we picked up Penny Dreadful. It
Speaker 1: is for sure mixed, but it is an escapist show
Speaker 1: with supernatural characters in Victorian England. It is true Blood
Speaker 1: meets down to Abbey Josh Harten. It's in it but
Speaker 1: you see is but yeah, and but I heard. I
Speaker 1: mean like, I have a screen cap website that I
Speaker 1: go to every now and then called superhero fan dot
Speaker 1: net god where they screen cap the nudity of the week.
Speaker 1: Although the guy that runs it has been slacking and
Speaker 1: there hasn't been any There was one called one of
Speaker 1: these like tumbler type blogs called Square Hippies. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember it, and it was like the guy just like
Speaker 1: curated cute guys from television the moment they take their
Speaker 1: shirt off, not much more. That's exactly what this is.
Speaker 1: And it's like weird that I like, we have literally
Speaker 1: all the porn in the world and that all that
Speaker 1: website is more appealing because like it or not, there
Speaker 1: is something about seeing a celebrity and a real person. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: this guy that runs this website superhero fan dot net
Speaker 1: um he um plug. I don't know who the he's like.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like some like lonely gay like that
Speaker 1: made this website. I just want to say, what a
Speaker 1: misleading I think it probably started out like pictures of
Speaker 1: Brandon Ralph, but it became does anyone remember Brandon Routh?
Speaker 1: Brandon a motherfucker to Aaron Jackson made this joke about
Speaker 1: that that woman on Survivor but Brandon mouth. Just remember
Speaker 1: who Brandon Routh was? Keep going. They tried to ye
Speaker 1: that couldn't happen. But the last update this guy did
Speaker 1: on the website was a picture of Chad Michael Murray
Speaker 1: like shirtless around and then you see Chad Michael Murray's
Speaker 1: but which is like such a thing you wish for
Speaker 1: when you're like fourteen years old, and now that you
Speaker 1: see it, you're like, okay, Cinderella story. What what he like?
Speaker 1: He had like sexual power over every teenager in the world. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: he had full dominion. And now it's like there's no
Speaker 1: capital there anymore. Yeah, I feel like that a little bit.
Speaker 1: Jesse McCartney didn't have that moment. He tried real hard,
Speaker 1: but he went sexy so fast, and I guess we're
Speaker 1: okay with like you know, Selena and Ariana doing it
Speaker 1: with mass different. But then it's sort of like shocking
Speaker 1: because he still looked like a kid. He was like
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a suit. It's like whose cousin's wedding? Are
Speaker 1: you going? Well, what didn't work for Jesse McCartney did
Speaker 1: work for Justin Bieber, and Jesse was about being sexualized.
Speaker 1: Jesse was a little precursor, was like a little experiment
Speaker 1: to be like, all right, we're going to test it
Speaker 1: out here. It's funny because like the perfect funk boy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the aesthetic though, is like he's not I mean,
Speaker 1: he worse. He can wear a suit, but that's not
Speaker 1: his look. He's still like active where it's like I'm
Speaker 1: bleaching my hair, I've got tattoos. Yeah, it's like I
Speaker 1: don't know. And he's not trying to look adult in
Speaker 1: terms of sex symbols though, we're truly settling for Justin Bieber,
Speaker 1: like I'm not come on, it is not that good.
Speaker 1: And those pictures are full on retouched. You know who's
Speaker 1: actually doing a no, not the dick pick I'm talking about, Well,
Speaker 1: his shirt potos, He's like, um, what's Mark Warlbert Kevin
Speaker 1: Klein ads are ridiculous good angles. Yeah, I mean lots
Speaker 1: of were touching. But you know who's kind of assumed
Speaker 1: that position now is Nick Jonas? I think who works
Speaker 1: for me? Man? But Joe Jonas is trying to get
Speaker 1: in there too, and that's not what Joe has an
Speaker 1: eight pack and no one cares Joe's an a pack,
Speaker 1: but his whole frame is like not right, he has
Speaker 1: an aid pack because it's drawn on people. He looks
Speaker 1: like fucking Aladdin. He's as much of a cartoon as
Speaker 1: a Laddin in those pics, which he makes sound like
Speaker 1: a bad thing, which is not a bad thing. A
Speaker 1: reason why we shouldn't listen to Network notes because he
Speaker 1: was the one they put their money on they were
Speaker 1: like he's the star Nick will like, you know, have
Speaker 1: the floppy hair, and and then there's Kevin and but
Speaker 1: then Nick when Nick came up, but like it was like,
Speaker 1: oh it turned out Nick had like the real talent,
Speaker 1: he actually liked. Um, how long we've been talking? Keeping
Speaker 1: turned out like Nick had the you know, the fact,
Speaker 1: the X factor, the hook that got people interested. And
Speaker 1: I think, I mean, yeah, well someone's on the star
Speaker 1: you can tell. I think I think that it was
Speaker 1: pretty obvious, you know who's a star who's making a comeback.
Speaker 1: And I can't even get through that sense without laughing.
Speaker 1: But um, one, Aaron Carter came out with a new
Speaker 1: EP this weekend. Trump supporter or Aaron cars the support,
Speaker 1: I don't care. You know what he's he's he is
Speaker 1: not a bad single from this past year. I haven't
Speaker 1: even attempted to listen to Aaron Carter. I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to say, Mandy Moore, Well, Mandy Moore I
Speaker 1: will always stand for But this is us she's doing.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like, but like, now are people
Speaker 1: taking full on serious? How mad you think? Like? Is it?
Speaker 1: Zachary Levi? Zachary Levi who was entangled with her Tangled,
Speaker 1: and then the next year Frozen became like a billion
Speaker 1: dollar I don't think the movies are that different, but
Speaker 1: the mommy blogs pushed Frozen so hard because it was
Speaker 1: not as romance stories about sisters and that sisters, and
Speaker 1: it was a news story. It wasn't just Rapunzel. That's true.
Speaker 1: A lot of people didn't know the snow Queen. Maybe
Speaker 1: people in Denmark that story. You're right, it was a
Speaker 1: new story. But to me is like someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: have kids, like, they don't seem that different. I think
Speaker 1: the music is betteran Frozen interesting, like obviously that song
Speaker 1: is so catchy for little girls, like all my nieces
Speaker 1: can sing every single word and they don't know how
Speaker 1: to like wipe their button. But I will say, if
Speaker 1: I were Mandy or Zachary, I would be hating myself.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's any consolation to Many or Zachary,
Speaker 1: what I think if you're listening to Mandy and Zachary
Speaker 1: Tangled as narratively a tighter film, I think, whoa Matt
Speaker 1: and I can disagree on, you know, we'll agree to this.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, I don't know we talked about
Speaker 1: this several times, but Frozen to me, frozen Like people
Speaker 1: that listen are gonna be like, oh my god, again
Speaker 1: they're going to talk about Frozen, But like, Frozen to me,
Speaker 1: is there's something about it, like the way there's something
Speaker 1: about Nick Jonas. Frozen is a star Jonas of the
Speaker 1: Disney canon. Absolutely, we talked about Bieber and I wanted
Speaker 1: to find this picture. So Brian is fully showing us
Speaker 1: a picture of Biber in the water with his little
Speaker 1: dong out. So he released this the week after Orlando blooms. Weird,
Speaker 1: Katie Perry wake, I mean that's definitely his dick. That's
Speaker 1: definitely him. Did he release this and then the week
Speaker 1: later he let that happen? I mean this is a
Speaker 1: post photo. Absolutely, he's in like a lagoon with the sun.
Speaker 1: It's a healthy cock, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: it's not, it's not not it's not a bad dick.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this and I'm like, we there are
Speaker 1: better ones out there, better dick, but just better like
Speaker 1: stars with who can just like like or when old
Speaker 1: the whole Orlando thing came out, I was like, great
Speaker 1: because because we all I want to say, I feel
Speaker 1: comfortable talking about this because it is so obviously staged. Yes,
Speaker 1: it wasn't stolen off of his phone. No, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, but yeah, the Orlando Bloom thing, it's when
Speaker 1: he's literally dick out, like his dick was literally it
Speaker 1: was so bizarre. They're both so fucking weird. And also
Speaker 1: this new Katy Perry's song. Oh right, we didn't talk
Speaker 1: about Katy Parry, you guys. And she's gonna perform it night.
Speaker 1: I mean, she'll be there. The first few notes, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, is this like a fun eighties song?
Speaker 1: There was like a like a piano synth drops the
Speaker 1: fucking ball. The first I heard it, I really didn't
Speaker 1: like it, And then yesterday I did find myself listening
Speaker 1: to it more. It came on in an Uber. It
Speaker 1: came on in an uber pool on my way home,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I hate myself. Barbara last night
Speaker 1: said she loves she loves it. That's well, okay, we'll
Speaker 1: take that into account. But I was in an Uber
Speaker 1: on the way home two nights ago and it came on.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this sound's catchy, and then I
Speaker 1: realized it was Katy Perry. Changed to the rhythm what
Speaker 1: it hate? And also chained to the radiator. Yeah. Also
Speaker 1: when you listen to the lyrics a little bit, is
Speaker 1: it hinting that it's a little bit political. Yes, we're
Speaker 1: living in a bubble, bubble like when you talk about
Speaker 1: the bubble. And also now I mean, oh, I mean
Speaker 1: I've I've quoted this on the pot in the past
Speaker 1: when she performed at Hillary's benefit concert every US city,
Speaker 1: that favorite story she just because every because Audrey Day
Speaker 1: was there, Elton John was there, um, and they all
Speaker 1: sort of had moments in their sets where they just
Speaker 1: talked about how great Hillary was and they've made very cogent,
Speaker 1: you know, uh statements or whatever. And then Katie, I guess,
Speaker 1: decides she had to sort of get in there too,
Speaker 1: and she just in the middle of her set, stops
Speaker 1: and tries to sound political and fails catastrophically. She goes,
Speaker 1: don't you know when you have the blueprints that you
Speaker 1: have to know how to build the house. You need
Speaker 1: to know where you're putting the bay windows, and like
Speaker 1: that's the bubble right there. So anyway, Um, Katie's in
Speaker 1: your campaign messages when you're building a house and you
Speaker 1: need blueprints and the degree in architecture and she's like,
Speaker 1: this is how we're going to get this. Mite have
Speaker 1: to talk about when you construct the house and get
Speaker 1: bay windows. My friend has a theory about Katy Perry
Speaker 1: is that she doesn't think, like whenever she's interviewed, what's
Speaker 1: your favorite song, it's never the song that it should be,
Speaker 1: you know, Like her best selling song is et Extraterrestrial
Speaker 1: featuring Kanye West. True story. Now, part of that is
Speaker 1: because she had like five singles in a row and
Speaker 1: had the momentum and that was like the fifth one, right,
Speaker 1: But she thinks Wide Awake is the Katy Perry. It's
Speaker 1: a good song. I don't think it's These Awake. I
Speaker 1: wish you'd come out right, Henry, You're a Man did
Speaker 1: a piano version on Instagram today of the one that
Speaker 1: Got Away. Oh, I haven't seen it yet, and like,
Speaker 1: I think Katy Perry Henry's dream is why do We
Speaker 1: is like to me, it's like Selene Later Celine Dion.
Speaker 1: It's adult contemporary, it's overproduced, it's vaguely inspirational, like walking
Speaker 1: on Air. That song. I think Katy Perry wants that
Speaker 1: to be Katie Perry and she'll do roar. She just
Speaker 1: didn't she just but that's like the hook. What she
Speaker 1: needs to understand is that when she takes herself more seriously,
Speaker 1: we're out, We're out. We don't we don't want that.
Speaker 1: We literally want you to shoot whip cream out of yours.
Speaker 1: And she's pretty funny, I will say, Yeah, she's got
Speaker 1: a great sense of humor, and when she's tongue and
Speaker 1: she can like kind of blown up and like whatever
Speaker 1: I mean, I do want to see her enter a
Speaker 1: stadium riding a huge lion like that. To me, is
Speaker 1: Katie Perry her first two songs where You're so gay
Speaker 1: and you don't even like poise and I Kissed a
Speaker 1: Girl and I liked it. She had a point of view. Definitely,
Speaker 1: she might have lost the narrative and teenage dream. The
Speaker 1: album like really heightened that and like blew it up
Speaker 1: all the And even when she was taking herself seriously,
Speaker 1: you could still laugh. Like but now it's like I
Speaker 1: think in her effort now to become more adult and
Speaker 1: take herself more seriously, she's become more washed out. And
Speaker 1: look this perfect example. Oh no, who even remembers rise Um.
Speaker 1: It was the worst part of the d n C
Speaker 1: was when she's saying it. Yes, it was like lost
Speaker 1: tell the election, Lost Tellery the Election was Rise by
Speaker 1: Katy Perry, which was meant for the Brazilian Olympics. Now
Speaker 1: they said no, literally, I don't think Portuguese, but I'm
Speaker 1: guessing it's just Spanish. Um. But like, I feel like
Speaker 1: you could say the same thing about Gaga maybe, like
Speaker 1: maybe she was taking herself a little too seriously, and
Speaker 1: but then when she came out with this video for
Speaker 1: John Wayne this week, it was return to form for
Speaker 1: like this goofy crazy. And I said this last night
Speaker 1: to to Sam when we were out last night. The
Speaker 1: reason I'm wearing a Taga shirt right now, the reason
Speaker 1: I love her so much and I will always stand
Speaker 1: for her and Shares because there are goofiest pop stars.
Speaker 1: They are goofy, goofy like Madonna has never been like
Speaker 1: she's been. Madonna has been like cheeky, tongue in cheek,
Speaker 1: but she's never been like a goofy, funny pop star
Speaker 1: and mean, while Gaga and Share just like just uh ru.
Speaker 1: Paul says, the fear of your fear of looking stupid
Speaker 1: is holding you back. Gaga and Shared do not have
Speaker 1: that fear and John Wayne like for a second, like
Speaker 1: every now and then dip back into that, you know,
Speaker 1: very I like a million reasons though, I love it,
Speaker 1: and everyone so shaded a million reasons and I'm like why,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I think it's so good. I think
Speaker 1: it also speaks volumes that it is one of it's
Speaker 1: one of the most covered songs of hers. Yeah, already
Speaker 1: every time you walk into the Duplex and Henry's playing,
Speaker 1: I literally walked in and there was someone singing A
Speaker 1: million reasons. I was like, yeah, this is a song,
Speaker 1: this is the song of other people want to sing it.
Speaker 1: I mean that's like you take the Beatles as a
Speaker 1: great example of like awesome songwriting. It's like the Beatles
Speaker 1: song the records probably in a thousand years, like, no
Speaker 1: one's going to be turning on heyge dude, but they
Speaker 1: are going to be aliens like my old dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do aliens and and bad British. I would say,
Speaker 1: Brian and like Portuguese. With the Portugese was that the
Speaker 1: Brian should put on a whole live show with aliens
Speaker 1: singing Earthling covers. Yeah, it'll be totally in the dark
Speaker 1: and you just stand on stage and you'll just do
Speaker 1: your Thingum, I love it anyway, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of this new Katy Perry. I am a
Speaker 1: huge fan of Lady Gaga returning to what I think
Speaker 1: is so special about her, which is her full on whacko.
Speaker 1: Can I just say I don't like songs that describe
Speaker 1: a fun night rather than just being fun, But I
Speaker 1: like that Last Friday Night does both. Right, That's okay,
Speaker 1: I take it back. I like Last Friday Night. Don't
Speaker 1: I love California Girls? Teenage Dream Eats a Grower. It's
Speaker 1: pretty good. Deep cutting from that of the Hummingbird heartbeat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a nature science motif and not like
Speaker 1: the movies. I like the movies famously. When Bowen and
Speaker 1: I were talking and he's singing not like the movies,
Speaker 1: and it became clear that he thought the song was
Speaker 1: about sex, it didn't fit. It wasn't right. He thought
Speaker 1: it was about penetration. And I was like, I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: do you think this is about penetration and not someone
Speaker 1: putting a ring on a finger? And he was like,
Speaker 1: it's about penetritions about sex. I was like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: And no it's not. There are things you say for
Speaker 1: someone you love and look, maybe it works on both loves.
Speaker 1: He put it in me. He put it in and
Speaker 1: it had a ticket out. It was too big. I
Speaker 1: want to know, what are you watching? These are like them?
Speaker 1: I will Superheroes dot Net. I turned around. We're recording here,
Speaker 1: and I turned around and was gagged. Netflix is on
Speaker 1: the TV in the background, and can we gag for
Speaker 1: a second about Santa Clarina Diet Clarina Diet. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you guys gag? Are you excited? I haven't gotten
Speaker 1: a chance to watch it yet. I heard it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I heard like, it's so graphic and gory. It's about cannibalism. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard, and I heard the first scene is literally
Speaker 1: her throwing up everywhere. And I can't I literally can't
Speaker 1: do it. And I was like, why did you do that?
Speaker 1: Oh show with Drew Barrymore. Of course I want to
Speaker 1: watch it. Of course I want to watch Timothy Olifan.
Speaker 1: He's so Yeah, he's great, and he's a great talk
Speaker 1: show guest. Really one of those guys that's just totally
Speaker 1: winging it. I love that, you know who crushed on
Speaker 1: the Tonight Show. The other night, Clarendanes rushed and on
Speaker 1: the Tonight Show and then did a sketch and I
Speaker 1: was like, where's snel asking Claire James, the host, because
Speaker 1: this woman is a sketch. We're not going to I'm
Speaker 1: a fan of the talk shows that just interview them
Speaker 1: and like Conan, I love, like, I love, just like
Speaker 1: just interview that Matt trade, Matt uttering the words, you
Speaker 1: know who crushed it on the Tonight Show Claire Danes
Speaker 1: and I just did not want to get into that
Speaker 1: at before you guys, I'm a fan of the show,
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you are maybe shilling for Jimmy
Speaker 1: Fallon right now that he's a fan of the show,
Speaker 1: and I'm just going to call it out right now
Speaker 1: that I think you're better than that. Thank you so much, Bryan.
Speaker 1: I agree. I just want to say, Jimmie, if you're listening, um,
Speaker 1: thank you for everything that you've done. I think that
Speaker 1: you really bring a lot of personality and effort Festens
Speaker 1: to late night. So, I mean, the only one I
Speaker 1: truly watch regularly is Sam Be but it's both. And
Speaker 1: the rumor is that Conan's going weekly as well. I
Speaker 1: think that's that's that's confirming, and I think it's it's
Speaker 1: gonna make his show that much. I think that's a
Speaker 1: good move. Yeah, great move, because I it is appointment
Speaker 1: television for me to watch the NB alrightay, so let's
Speaker 1: move on to I don't Think so Honey. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So I don't think so honey. Brian has come in
Speaker 1: today with a list of topics now and I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear them. I want you to pick the one,
Speaker 1: which one that you think is the best now for
Speaker 1: our listeners who maybe a little bit unfamiliar and then
Speaker 1: literally under rock. I don't think so honey is the centerpiece,
Speaker 1: the cornerstone of our show. It is, um, it's it's amazing,
Speaker 1: and it's where our guests and ourselves would take a
Speaker 1: minute to rail against something in culture that is really,
Speaker 1: you know, making us, uh wake up in a cold
Speaker 1: sweat in the middle of an absolutely and we have
Speaker 1: to fully take it down. You have to say I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey as many times as possible while
Speaker 1: also being natural about it. And um, there's a lot
Speaker 1: in store for I don't think so honey. But let's
Speaker 1: let's just say that and uh, I think it's time.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Brian brought Bowen. I'm ready. Would you
Speaker 1: like to go first? But I can go first. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: this is what always happens. I've noticed this. I always
Speaker 1: go first, keep it very measured, and then um and
Speaker 1: then Matt. Will you know just by all means telegraph
Speaker 1: what's about to happen. Okay, well, maybe maybe make it
Speaker 1: less fun for everyone listening. Okay, um, all right, I
Speaker 1: think I'm just ready to say I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: Oh um, alright, I have one in it on the
Speaker 1: clock for Bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey, and
Speaker 1: it starts No, I don't think so, honey, sweet green honey.
Speaker 1: I am watching my Macro's right now because I am
Speaker 1: trying to eat more protein and cars, but trying to
Speaker 1: cut out fat. Not completely cut it out, but hear
Speaker 1: my macro breakdowns. Two grams of carbs, two hundred, two
Speaker 1: hundred grams of protein, two grames of carps, six two
Speaker 1: games of fat. Everything on your menu has fat, and
Speaker 1: you try to pass yourself up as a healthy salad restaurant. No, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're all Your salads have so much I'm talking fifty
Speaker 1: grams of fat. Can you believe that? I don't think
Speaker 1: so many speak green trying to just calm the American
Speaker 1: public and to walk into your fucking restored wood bullshit
Speaker 1: salad restaurant spaces and think, oh, look at this rad
Speaker 1: tie salad. This was not a fun play on words,
Speaker 1: because we're fucking basic like that. I don't watch your
Speaker 1: rat tie. I don't watch your spicy sapsy. I don't
Speaker 1: want your seasonal fucking falafel salads. And I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. I don't want this boogie
Speaker 1: ass salad experience undercutting my quest for nutritious food. Honey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, sweat green. You are a
Speaker 1: forest and I'm see right through you, bitch. That's one minute.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think they're gonna close. I think
Speaker 1: they're gonna close. I think that's one of my best
Speaker 1: I think that that you should be very proud that
Speaker 1: I did not prepare that, but I don't. It came
Speaker 1: to me within the last two minutes before we were
Speaker 1: came to you, and you knew, yes, that's what you
Speaker 1: had to do. You. I don't think so, honey about
Speaker 1: God yes, God, God, alright, I'm proud of you. How
Speaker 1: what do we think about sweet Green? I've literally never
Speaker 1: been in my life. I have the app, and I
Speaker 1: am okay with spending seventeen dollars on a salad that
Speaker 1: that's the other thing, and then five times dollars on
Speaker 1: an infused iced t No, thank you. I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. All right, I gotta I gotta say that
Speaker 1: was very effective. I have one. Okay, great, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put women in o'clock for Matt Rodgers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: The new version of Beauty and the Beast sung by
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande and John Legend. Bitch, No, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. With your fucking cassio keyboard sound effects in
Speaker 1: the back, you better hire real musicians, Disney, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, Honny. You've done this before. You know what
Speaker 1: it is like to be on the top of your game.
Speaker 1: Why then, why why do you give us this bullshit,
Speaker 1: this garbage. Someone tell Ariana Grande to use her diction
Speaker 1: and crunch her fucking consonants. You can't understand the words,
Speaker 1: You cannot come to me after Angela Landberry slays the
Speaker 1: gig in the early nineties and Piebo and Celindi on
Speaker 1: to give you an iconic pop version and give me
Speaker 1: this garbage. Obviously, Ariana Grande and John Legard, we're not
Speaker 1: in the same room when they recorded the violin sound fake.
Speaker 1: Keyboard sounds fake. It's something a keyboard, not a piano.
Speaker 1: Give us Disney magic. You're losing a Disney You only
Speaker 1: care about the bottom line. You need to do this right.
Speaker 1: I'm serious. It's a shame that you keep making these
Speaker 1: Disney remakes when you haven't figured it out. You're missing something.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. I don't think so, honey. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's one minute. Wow, Matt, I think you nailed it.
Speaker 1: I mean, what happened to Pebo? Can we talk about Peeble?
Speaker 1: He nailed that? Well, let me. I just feel like
Speaker 1: we're headed into a catastrophic thing with this Beauty and
Speaker 1: the Beast remake. The dolls are any indication God Lover,
Speaker 1: but you know there's dolls. I just God lover. But
Speaker 1: Emma Watson, like these snippets of her singing, they don't
Speaker 1: sound good and it's like she was supposed to be
Speaker 1: in La La Land. You know this right that she
Speaker 1: was offered the other one someone I think they would
Speaker 1: have I think that it's a good thing they didn't
Speaker 1: do that because I think they would have hated each other.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, and the movie would have been bad. I
Speaker 1: love Emma Watson by it, like you know what it's
Speaker 1: there's no shame and just I guess, um, I don't know,
Speaker 1: having someone else sing it, this is a roller coast.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, having like Natalie wodding it you basically, like
Speaker 1: I guess, I mean, or just like, do hire someone
Speaker 1: that can sing there out there expect and you know,
Speaker 1: La Land is one thing. I've given m Stone a
Speaker 1: pass for not being the best singer in the world,
Speaker 1: but like this is this is like and you know
Speaker 1: you can guarantee the movie is gonna hit less hard
Speaker 1: when you hear these songs sung much worse than we're
Speaker 1: used to, Like, it's such a shaming because there were
Speaker 1: there really was so much promise. And Matt, you've been
Speaker 1: on a documented on this podcast. You've been on a
Speaker 1: roller coaster with this movie. Honey. I'm excited about it.
Speaker 1: I was excited about it, but now I just can't
Speaker 1: ignore every sign being bad like she does not Emma
Speaker 1: does not sound good. She doesn't sound good. They didn't
Speaker 1: make any effort to make it sound like it wasn't
Speaker 1: sunk through a fucking refrigerator. Like and also, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but when when the New Beauty and the Beast remake,
Speaker 1: the pop version sounds and it's like and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you hear like ding ding ding ding and
Speaker 1: it sounds like an effect on a Cassio keyboard. I'm like,
Speaker 1: no way, yeah, sure, it's just so unless it's deliberately
Speaker 1: a throwback to that sound in the nineties. So the
Speaker 1: point where I might not even so did they go
Speaker 1: with Dan Stevens because he was like affordable? Is he
Speaker 1: the guy playing the Beast? He's playing the Beast is
Speaker 1: because he's a British accent. He's definitely, He's definitely super
Speaker 1: handsome and talented. But I think, yeah, maybe he was
Speaker 1: Legion's show. Disney only cares about the bottom line. You
Speaker 1: see it in all their products now. It's so disappointing.
Speaker 1: You see enough theme parks Switch are now officially malls.
Speaker 1: You see it. I mean they used to they had
Speaker 1: this really kind of classic um little coffee shop on
Speaker 1: Main Street, USA, and the magic in them. It's now
Speaker 1: a Starbucks that's real. Um yeah, it's just it sucks.
Speaker 1: And it's also of like you know they action fairy
Speaker 1: tales until they stopped making money. Yeah, there's no like
Speaker 1: and let's only do the good ones. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how good they are, you know, expect the little isn't
Speaker 1: made like the most and it was a bad it
Speaker 1: was horrible. It made the most money like it made
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie like an it reaffirmed her A list movie stars.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but but I mean it wasn't good
Speaker 1: and it could have been good. It could have been great. Alright,
Speaker 1: it's Brian Foster's time and I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for this. This is going to be
Speaker 1: and you've got to make a decision, Brian. I think
Speaker 1: Brian's gonna I think no matter what, Brian is gonna
Speaker 1: gonna do great. And not to not to put too
Speaker 1: much pressure, um, but here we go. This is Brian,
Speaker 1: not to put too much pressure. But we did just
Speaker 1: do two of our best I don't think so. Honestly,
Speaker 1: that was really great. Now this is gonna be great.
Speaker 1: And look we're gonna. You better believe Matt and I
Speaker 1: are going to gasp. And this is also the chance
Speaker 1: so you're I don't think so honey, to go out
Speaker 1: on history and potentially be animated. I want that. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we get to see by Lou Crouse. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Brian Foss. I don't think so honey. Time starts now,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't think so honey about adult birthdays.
Speaker 1: You're not a child, Okay, why do you deserve cake?
Speaker 1: If you are a good person, your friends will be
Speaker 1: nice to you every single day. You shouldn't get this
Speaker 1: magic wand where it's your birthday. So if you say
Speaker 1: I want to go to a ninja theme sushi restaurant,
Speaker 1: you get to have all your friends show up and
Speaker 1: and throw down two dollars for your fucking birthday. How
Speaker 1: old are you? You should stop celebrating birthdays. You should
Speaker 1: have friends that treat you nice. And guess what if
Speaker 1: you're turning forty, I'm not gonna fly in to the
Speaker 1: fucking Kira saw Dutch colony and and and like these
Speaker 1: are the same people, by the way, that make you know,
Speaker 1: put on a birthday crown and like march around like
Speaker 1: everyone suddenly in their slave that the same people that
Speaker 1: bitch about destination weddings. It's like, you have a destination
Speaker 1: wedding every single year and I have to like come
Speaker 1: up with some excuse to like not go. And then
Speaker 1: there's sort of like there's that moment where they're like, well,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna open presence in front of people.
Speaker 1: It's like I didn't know that. What I mean, my
Speaker 1: present should be your presence. Fuck your birthday, you're grown up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's one minute. Wow, my gosh. You know what
Speaker 1: I think that people that take them birthday seriously, and
Speaker 1: it's not a bit I actually think they're crazy. It's
Speaker 1: one thing. I mean, look, I'm be at this bar,
Speaker 1: come on by, let's get drunk. I'm about that any
Speaker 1: night of the week. But this thing where like I
Speaker 1: literally texted friend like let's go see John Wick and
Speaker 1: then he bailed. But okay, can we just point out,
Speaker 1: just for context, yesterday was Brian Post's birthday. Keep going
Speaker 1: and it's thank you. It's one of my least favorite
Speaker 1: days of the year. I'm like, beholden to acquaintances texting
Speaker 1: me saying happy birthday, and you have to text back.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like, this is not anyway. So
Speaker 1: randomly this week I wanted to go see John Wick.
Speaker 1: Two friend bailed. I saw him in person and he
Speaker 1: was like, why didn't you tell me it was your birthday?
Speaker 1: I would have gone. And that's by this point what
Speaker 1: I said, Look, you had something going on. You had
Speaker 1: like you didn't bail because you didn't want to see
Speaker 1: the movie. Your one now is this Karmen Christopher Karmen.
Speaker 1: And he said, but look, I'm on your boys. If
Speaker 1: it was your birthday I would have canceled my other
Speaker 1: thing to show up Karmen impression that ene one of
Speaker 1: your boys. Look, I'm one of your boys. We love Karmen.
Speaker 1: But Karmen, though this is not just specific to Karmen,
Speaker 1: because I probably would have. Everyone feels that same way
Speaker 1: where they're like, oh, the obligation factor, there you go.
Speaker 1: But it's Brian saying if you're a good person, then
Speaker 1: they're gonna want to see down with two with you
Speaker 1: no matter what you know. I guess I'm a great
Speaker 1: person then, because I literally went on Facebook and so
Speaker 1: fifty people have written on Brian Foster's a well happy birthday,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, Yeah, I'll talk to him later. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not this is this is what Brian
Speaker 1: is getting. This book is sort of ruined birthdays. But
Speaker 1: that's a whole other story. I'm talking about the we
Speaker 1: can get into it big performative aspects of adult birth Oh.
Speaker 1: I think it's the stupidest thing in the world. And
Speaker 1: when you when people get mad that you didn't do
Speaker 1: go out of their way for their birthday, it's like,
Speaker 1: you gotta be fucking And there's a thing that millennial
Speaker 1: girls do, and I don't want to say millennial like
Speaker 1: a dirty word or gendering girls. They post pictures of
Speaker 1: their friend on their birthday to prove that they are
Speaker 1: close to them. And I feel like that is a
Speaker 1: that is not exclusive to millennial girls. That's a millennial
Speaker 1: gay thing too. Yes, it is a power move because
Speaker 1: you're afraid of this friendship. Like the subtext is like
Speaker 1: the birthday, the birthday power. Now great. I love celebrating people,
Speaker 1: you know, famously love Langon Kingsley's fifty one Gay People
Speaker 1: after Orlando. She did not continue made the list, never
Speaker 1: made the list either. She got through what three people. Um,
Speaker 1: It's like Josh Aaron Brandon her gaze, you have forty
Speaker 1: something more people to celebrate like, she's got a long
Speaker 1: way to go. I'm all about celebrating people, and we
Speaker 1: fortunately in an industry where we can always like say
Speaker 1: I love your video, that was a great song to
Speaker 1: your new paint thing is amazing, and we have this opportunity.
Speaker 1: And I realized regulars um don't, and so maybe birthdays
Speaker 1: occupy that space. But it has turned into like a
Speaker 1: pageant that is like it's like, you don't it's the
Speaker 1: thing I like, well, it's my birthday weekend, or it's
Speaker 1: my birthday week, it's my birthday month. I had someone
Speaker 1: that's like, it's my birthday month. Surprised me, it's my
Speaker 1: birthday month. It is a very basic thing to do.
Speaker 1: I will say this, the posting the photos and like
Speaker 1: the tribute, maybe I went too far with that and
Speaker 1: I don't think I think there's there's a grain of
Speaker 1: there's definitely a grain of truth to that. But like
Speaker 1: when Matt when when Matt, when it's Nott's birthday, you
Speaker 1: best believe I will post I always go in for
Speaker 1: Bowen's birthday, end Sud's birthday. Well, here's the thing I
Speaker 1: will go to my people, your best friends. You have
Speaker 1: pictures of each other, and sometimes you're like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to put on Instagram, and so when the
Speaker 1: birthday pops up, you're like, oh, now I have something
Speaker 1: fun to put celebratory. There you go. It's the it's
Speaker 1: the things that feel like just obligation. I had a
Speaker 1: friend where I saw him only at the only time
Speaker 1: we hung out was at his birthday. And on the
Speaker 1: third time, I was like, I don't think we're not friends.
Speaker 1: I'm only seeing you once a year. And as the same,
Speaker 1: you know that fucking bar Hotbird everyone has their birthday
Speaker 1: at because there's like a fire pit in the backyard
Speaker 1: and it's in the part of Brooklyn that no one
Speaker 1: can say what neighborhood it is. Yeah, and everyone's like
Speaker 1: birthday a hot Bird. I was like, if I have
Speaker 1: to go to Hotbird one more time to like pay
Speaker 1: my respects to the birthday king, I will kill I
Speaker 1: do not think so. I don't think so, honey. This
Speaker 1: isn't it. This is real, This is it. This is
Speaker 1: my birthday is coming up, and I never know where
Speaker 1: to have it too, And it puts the onus on you,
Speaker 1: like figure out what's central for everyone? We had my birthday, Matt,
Speaker 1: what are you doing for your birthday? Can invite? And
Speaker 1: literally I panicked last year because a few years before
Speaker 1: I had had my birthday Union Hall and it was
Speaker 1: during the week and so it wasn't crowded at all.
Speaker 1: And then last year my birthday fell on a Saturday,
Speaker 1: and I was like, We're going to Union Hall and
Speaker 1: it was so crowded, and I was the first to
Speaker 1: show up and I was the first person. I was
Speaker 1: the only person there for the first half hour. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even really like being here when
Speaker 1: it's this crowded, and it's this crowd yeah, I would come.
Speaker 1: I had to fucking travel for it. Again, if you
Speaker 1: turn thirty, if you have like an event and you
Speaker 1: want to like make it fun for the people coming,
Speaker 1: and and sure plant things like I'm gonna have it
Speaker 1: at my house this year. Also, I will say this,
Speaker 1: I realized this and my most recent fort accounting it's
Speaker 1: not my parents, my most recent birthday, I realized it
Speaker 1: was lovely, uh lovely. Great people came. It was so
Speaker 1: nice to see everybody. But then I also felt like
Speaker 1: I didn't have enough, like actual face time with anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't. You never can can You're making the rounds
Speaker 1: if if if it's your birthday, you're making the rounds.
Speaker 1: And it's like, truly not it can be better. There's
Speaker 1: there's gotta be something better. So anyway, you know what,
Speaker 1: I get stuck talking to like a friend from a
Speaker 1: different group, right, You're like, so, how do you know Bowen? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And it was okay, and why are you cool? And
Speaker 1: then always that person that shows up and like love
Speaker 1: you for showing up, But that person that shows up,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, oh no, am I gonna have
Speaker 1: to like maybe said this person a little bit because
Speaker 1: like I can tell they don't know anybody. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then I have a few friends who love them. They
Speaker 1: like want to rage. They're like, it's your birthday, I'm
Speaker 1: buying you drinks, and it's like I have a drink.
Speaker 1: I will, I'll have the right amount of drinks. I've
Speaker 1: never had trouble like, but it's the thing with like, no,
Speaker 1: we're going to make a fool out of you, this
Speaker 1: extra attention. Everyone has their own version of it, but
Speaker 1: it is I think it's childish. I think I nailed
Speaker 1: it two years ago when I just invited like seven
Speaker 1: people to go out to dinner. That's cool. When we
Speaker 1: went to Tall Day that one time, that great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just fun. It's Tall Day. Can I ask
Speaker 1: an expensive restaurant you know it's it airs on the
Speaker 1: side of like a little bit nicer. I wouldn't say,
Speaker 1: it's it's like family style. I went to your friend's birthday,
Speaker 1: get this getting it had like a sign seating No,
Speaker 1: that's unacceptable. And I was put at like the side
Speaker 1: of the table without the people I knew. I just
Speaker 1: don't and also on the upper west side, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to climb up the wall. Is the thing with
Speaker 1: weddings too, though, don't make it hard for people socially,
Speaker 1: Like like, I get that it's about you, Like if
Speaker 1: you want to make your birthday about you, sure, but like,
Speaker 1: don't make it weird for other people. I hate the
Speaker 1: assigned seating thing. I went to a friend's wedding at
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens this past year and it was
Speaker 1: definitely sad at like put at the boring couple's table
Speaker 1: and I knew it. And guess what, I didn't sit
Speaker 1: there did a chair to the fun singles dummy, Like
Speaker 1: I see what you did. I love it. You got
Speaker 1: to spread people around. But like I was, like, it's
Speaker 1: a party. This is supposed to be a party, you
Speaker 1: know what. I guess that's what it is. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna assigned at least people were the fun people. And
Speaker 1: every when I got wedding, I've been to the probably
Speaker 1: with the finn people. So thank you to all the weddings.
Speaker 1: Of table you're at becomes the fun table by that girl.
Speaker 1: That's a little bit true, all right, you guys, And
Speaker 1: well what a good I don't think funny because it
Speaker 1: promoted a conversation. Yes, that was a troop seedling. That
Speaker 1: was a master a culture rest true culture and what
Speaker 1: I lost? Culture restas episode Absolutely, guys, Brian, what day
Speaker 1: is ding Dong? Ding Dong's February February? It's Oscar's weekend Friday,
Speaker 1: So ding Dong are co hosting a pre Prectors Oscars
Speaker 1: party Domins a little that's a sexy boy, I've heard,
Speaker 1: I've heard. I can't tell by his pictures, but I'll
Speaker 1: keep looking and see if it finds so many sexy
Speaker 1: little straight boys names. But you know, well, name names
Speaker 1: off the air you know, we do. There's more of them,
Speaker 1: their chances are higher. You know what. You're right, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, you're right. We're not thinking about
Speaker 1: all the unsexy straight people. Sure, we're not thinking about
Speaker 1: You're not thinking about you. We don't think about you. Boys.
Speaker 1: Um uh, this is this has been so great, Brian,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Set at Ding Dong and we'll
Speaker 1: see Brian soon. And you know what, for everyone listening
Speaker 1: at home, there's a big announcement coming where we can
Speaker 1: announce I'm going to say, but we'll announce them. But
Speaker 1: there's a big announcement coming. Yeah, oh my god, Brian,
Speaker 1: where can people find? Alex just freaked out a little bit?
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, we just gave him such
Speaker 1: a heart attack. But no, but I must saying what
Speaker 1: the anounces is. I'm just saying it's coming. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: coming in a way is ruining the announcement? Who knows? No,
Speaker 1: it's not. You'll be gagging when you're here. You can
Speaker 1: find me Instagram, Brian Fostagram, Snapchat What Brian FoST snap
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Speaker 1: right and all right? Yeah, this has been Bowen Yang,
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers. You know what, I have a great day.
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