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Speaker 1: Yeah, and now they have like and some of them

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Speaker 2: What about in the new Year? All you hayes Chef Kevin,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't sing. Uh, it does sound interesting.

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Speaker 1: He's expressed some discomfort with being located by his children.

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Speaker 2: You're you're I this is we are. We are dear

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Speaker 2: Sujin the perfect gift? Whoa whoa?

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Speaker 1: So, Kevin, did you pull up any of those tabs

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Speaker 2: Had you gifted that before? And that was bad because

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Speaker 1: I didn't you'd people doing that, you know. Oh, it

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Speaker 2: I bet it was goop.

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Speaker 1: It was a goop great Gifts for Grandma thing. Uh.

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Speaker 2: So I've thought some.

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Speaker 1: More like objects that we could do, and maybe you

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Speaker 2: Okay, what I'm looking at is a personalized eleven and

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Speaker 1: Him boyfriend husband, custom engraved. Now I have a I

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Speaker 1: Before him because we're friends and number two only guys

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Speaker 2: Not in twenty twenty one into twenty twenty two, people

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Speaker 2: Now, I do feel this is what something my mom

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Speaker 1: What if you want to do that?

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Speaker 1: Now, the inscription on this one says lord Bryan. I

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Speaker 1: Well, you want.

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Speaker 2: It's like, but isn't that like, Hey, here's a picture frame.

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Speaker 1: Which I don't know where the miscommunication happened, but I

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Speaker 1: he puts in, he gets Brian, oh wow. And then

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00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: he tied every combination and that he gets Brian okay.

442
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: So then he would receive the blade ceremoniously, of course

443
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 2: you want to just wrap it. You would bestow it

444
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: upon him. There would be Harold's and he would pull

445
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: it out and he'd see Lord Bryan and he'd automatically

446
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 2: know this is wow.

447
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: This is personalized for me. Yeah, okay, I'm Lord Brian. Okay, okay,

448
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: So this is a definite option for me.

449
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: This isn't okay. Let's put this in the maybe pile.

450
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: I want to see what else you've I want to

451
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 2: see your suit chin interesting? Oh wait sorry, could this

452
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: be for her? Maybe? And when I'm looking at now?

453
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 2: Also personalized is a bat twin blade knife, pocket knives,

454
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 2: men man, husband, dead boyfriend gift for him comics cosplayed, Dark, Black,

455
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 2: Custom and Gray four sixty nine ninety nine. Yeah is yeah,

456
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 2: this is wow.

457
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: It's the holiday season. Everyone's aware. Batman Returns is a

458
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: Christmas movie. It's cannon. People.

459
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: If there's a tree and there are lights on the tree,

460
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 2: it's cannon.

461
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: Uh. You know. In terms of the two, I think

462
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: figures that do influence Hayes the most. It's probably Brian

463
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: from Family Guy and the Batman dude of.

464
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 2: The same cloth.

465
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: I get it, yeah, because he's always talking about kicking

466
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: people's asses and how he doesn't even need a gun

467
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: because he's so good at kicking ass. And he's obviously

468
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: really into his car he has. You've seen his his

469
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: car lately?

470
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't seen it. What is it?

471
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: It's a black Honda Civic. Oh, but he calls it, well,

472
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: he calls it the bat Mobile, but I think he

473
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: means batmobile. I know he reads the comics. I don't

474
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: think he's ever hurt anyone. It's kind of an omnikrown situation.

475
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: I don't think he's heard you say it aloud. He

476
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: calls it the bat mobile, but it's is it super sweet?

477
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: Does a spoiler?

478
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: They're soup in there, They're soup in there. There's some

479
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: of the cans are empty. Uh, some of them don't

480
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: have labels, but it's definitely there's a I can't believe

481
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: you guess that there's a ton of soup in the car.

482
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: It's probably I would guess just from sight, like a

483
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one. Uh, kind of vintage.

484
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, Sean. I got to swing back to

485
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 2: the soup. Is it like in a bunch of kettles?

486
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 2: Is he serving soup from the back seats?

487
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: It in any one specific container. He's pretty versatile in

488
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: terms of how he's storing the soup. There's some that

489
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: looks to be homemade. There's some like soup cocktails, where

490
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: he's been telling me they's been experimenting with like mixing

491
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: like a ministrone and a chicken noodle. Oh Italian Italian

492
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: wedding soup, and like some de serono.

493
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you meant on the rocks. Oh dear,

494
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: I thought you meant like, oh, he's doing New England

495
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 2: clam chowder with you know, vodka. I thought that's what

496
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 2: she meant, So that's right.

497
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the second one, and I said it was

498
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: more like that.

499
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just adding ice to it.

500
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: But there's but there's what. There's unopened cans, there's open cans,

501
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: there's tupperwars, there's underwears. I mean, there's a lot of

502
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: different stuff that's holding soup. So yeah, so it is

503
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: definitely a souped up uh civvy.

504
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: I just with that said, I just I like the

505
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: other knife better than this.

506
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: Better than this this, but a little on the nose.

507
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: It's a little on the nose. And honestly, if he

508
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: wanted this, he would have bought this for himself in

509
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: that day. That can be a secret to gift shopping, huh,

510
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: is getting something that someone would like, will want, but

511
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't necessarily purchase on their own.

512
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: That's what makes it hard. That's why I'm hard to

513
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: shop for.

514
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: And this and this one's a little more expensive. Yeah, yeah,

515
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: I don't mind saving you know what I mean, I'm

516
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: saving more doing the other one. So and it says

517
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: Bruce on it. I can't really see my way to

518
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: getting a him a knife that says Bruce.

519
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 2: But again, you could have his name beyond it. It

520
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: doesn't have to You don't have to stick with.

521
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: Bruce, so it'd say Bruce Hayes.

522
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I could say that.

523
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: Now, this next one I think is probably gonna be better.

524
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: Uh huh, you're talking about the cellar h five stars.

525
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 2: By the way, leather Bond one is selling real genuine

526
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: cowhide leather flogger, nine braided falls, heavy roses, and steel

527
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 2: studs cat ow nine tails. So so this is a

528
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 2: flogger and at the very end of it there are

529
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 2: steel studs, so you can't see them because they're covered

530
00:32:54,280 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 2: by rose petals. This is truly a thorny situation.

531
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: So here's here's part of why I love this one.

532
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: For Hayes and probably for you to give this SuChin

533
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: as well. Okay, you made that great point that giving

534
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: someone a blade can be symbolically severing the relationship, which

535
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to do yet.

536
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: Okay, but yet.

537
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: But the relationship has been very, very naughty, and perhaps

538
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: although it doesn't serve to be severed, it is a

539
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: relationship that needs something of a spanking.

540
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, Although I was drinking something and it got

541
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: caught in my throat, so I don't have that problem, right,

542
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 2: you're dry, you're thirsty.

543
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: Well, I drink it actually gets absorbed into my tongue

544
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: and it just kind of like enters my body that way.

545
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: That's fascinating.

546
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: It's it's fine.

547
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 2: Have scientists studied you.

548
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: If I take a really big simpagator aid, my tongue

549
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 1: gets too big for my mouth.

550
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't think about that. I'm yeah,

551
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: I was making light of it.

552
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: No, honestly, it's like we all joke around about this stuff.

553
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: I accidentally invoked insanely traumatic experience you had making a

554
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: documentary about, you know, reuniting with your birth father, and

555
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: then you now have said something about my tongue.

556
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well maybe maybe, So who's the same god

557
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 2: on the scale, Like who's more wrong?

558
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 3: Well?

559
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 2: I would offer that maybe I should add to cart

560
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 2: this real genuine cow hide leather flogger nine braid it

561
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 2: falls heavy rose and steel sets cat on nine tails

562
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 2: for myself. I mean, because maybe I need to self flagellate.

563
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: Some self flagellation. Yeah, yeah, like the scary monk in

564
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: the Da Vinci code.

565
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: That is exactly what I was saying.

566
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that what we picture? Isn't that what we picture

567
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: when we talk about self fabulations. No monk, it's the

568
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: scary monk. Yeah, stay, and he would and a boy,

569
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: he dished it out, but he certainly took it as

570
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: well from himself because he was giving himself a big

571
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: nice whack.

572
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, a true virgo. Anyways, So yeah, this is interesting.

573
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: It's it's I don't know, what do you How do

574
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: you wrap it? After they open it?

575
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: Can you scroll down a little bit on the description

576
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: because maybe we'll get more clues here. Okay, no artificial

577
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: and no split leather, thank you, Russ. Free steel studs

578
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: are attached carefully. Okay, nine inches long handle, real leather braiding. Uh,

579
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: it's a full balanced flogger. That's probably what I lead with.

580
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 2: When they open it, you just scream fully balanced flog

581
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: fully balanced flogger. Okay, okay, I says totally handmade in Pakistan.

582
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 2: Totally totally.

583
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: Oh totally yeah, I mean, because if I know Hayes

584
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: gonna open to go, was this handmade in Pakistan? And

585
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: I'll go, dude, totally, totally, totally. It's four hundred grams.

586
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: You have to subtract, of course, the twenty one grams,

587
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: which is your soul leaving your body. We all experience

588
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 1: it at death.

589
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it's coming for us now. It's good that

590
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 2: they know it in parentheses. It is heavy and not

591
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: a toy.

592
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: So I did you know? I glanced as you were

593
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: speaking over at some of the reviews. I haven't seen

594
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: any of these. When I first saw present and fourteen years,

595
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: I got really nervous.

596
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 2: I understand that.

597
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: I got really that it actually was an anniversary present

598
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: for this person's wife of fourteen years. Uh. And she

599
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: was so excited and happy. She had her girlfriend bend

600
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 1: over right there on the spot and take a lashing.

601
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: That's also.

602
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 2: A site to bold. I'm uh huh uh oh wow,

603
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 2: got you know, no, no shade, Yes, okay, I.

604
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: Am now the I am now the bedroom hero says one.

605
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: That's okay, that sounds.

606
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: Appealing, but rather than the bedroom zero.

607
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, But Sean, I felt like you were a little

608
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 2: prudish when I brought up the sex pillow.

609
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: I just didn't understand it. How am I gonna How

610
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: am I gonna flog myself with a pillow so soft.

611
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 2: Okay, now I understand context. Okay, Okay, I get it,

612
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: I get it. I get it.

613
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: My mom my email.

614
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 2: And she's like, I didn't raise him that hour.

615
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: Nice pillow, coward.

616
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 2: That's not the scott Irish way.

617
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope that's a gift for Haze, because

618
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: if you're using it, I'm very disappointed.

619
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, what what other items? And also, guys, I'm

620
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 2: so sorry, but Nami Scott's going to be here in

621
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: like ten. Can we end in five?

622
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: Give her my love?

623
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 2: I know I will. I gotta tell her.

624
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: Talk about getting red.

625
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, I just want to we The last

626
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 2: item was thirty nine ninety nine. Uh huh okay, so

627
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: I thought we were trending that way were the first

628
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: item was? Okay, So what I'm looking at right.

629
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: Now this is this is a save mode. This is

630
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: if I really need to save this thing with Hayes,

631
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: which I can't get a clear read on it yet,

632
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 1: how much work I need to do what I'm owed,

633
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 1: you know.

634
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 2: But this is from the site Tanks a Lot Tank

635
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 2: driving Experiences.

636
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: It's for us. It's a little nod to our first podcast,

637
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: we did this tanks but no Tank segment that people

638
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: really liked. But uh, so this is a tank now,

639
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: I said, he is pretty proud of his civic but

640
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: I happen to know that it doesn't run. And whenever

641
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 1: I go to his place or anything, he'll be like, oh,

642
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: I just got back from the fastest drive. I'll say like, oh,

643
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: that's that's awesome. Go oh, I was screaming, man, it

644
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: was awesome, and I go, okay. And I think part

645
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: of it is that it is there is soup in

646
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: the gas tank.

647
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: Oh that Uh did you put it there? No?

648
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 1: No, it just so far as I know it was there.

649
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: I think it actually seeped in from just so much

650
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: had been like poured on the seats and stuff that

651
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 1: it kind of got into the gears.

652
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: But oh my goodness, is it maybe maybe sean gifting,

653
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 2: we should we're in the wrong area of gifting for

654
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 2: haze off that.

655
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: But isn't this the right area because this is now

656
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: something that he can drive. This is a CVRT Spartan

657
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 1: Vinno SBA seventeen thirty one thousand plus VAT. So this

658
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: is a this is a tank. This is a very

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Speaker 1: tidy XRAF Royal Air Force bomb disposal vehicle drives really well,

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Speaker 1: smooth through the gears, fitted with the later comings turbo

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Speaker 1: diesel bags of power on this baby, and it's a

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Speaker 1: real pleasure to cruise in. No, it does have two

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Speaker 1: thousand miles on the old clock, which to.

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Speaker 2: Me less thn Sean, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Less than, But I called the guy and it seems

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Speaker 1: like by saying less than, it's one less then Okay.

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Speaker 1: So by the time I get it home and give

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Speaker 1: it to Hayes, I'm gonna have to wait. This puppy's

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Speaker 1: got two thousand miles.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, this is These are

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Speaker 2: tank driving experiences. This isn't for sale.

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Speaker 1: Is it. My idea is that I buy the experience

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Speaker 1: and then I just keep on driving until I get

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Speaker 1: to Hayes's house. And I can't imagine who's gonna stop me.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking tank, Sean.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't want to be negative. I

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Speaker 2: just feel like you could get in a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 1: You're thinking more Cat of nine tails with the roses. Ah, geez,

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna like this one more.

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Speaker 2: I I I'm worried that like lapd is gonna come

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Speaker 2: down on you.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, before what are they gonna do to me?

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Speaker 2: They're going to bring up their tank?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's not fair.

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Speaker 2: Come on, and they have more than just a tank.

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Speaker 2: They've like they're helicopters, they've got you know what I mean. Like,

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Speaker 2: I just feel like it's more trouble than it's worth.

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Speaker 2: And like and then in the end, Hay still has

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Speaker 2: a souped up car and you're in jail.

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Speaker 1: So what were you gonna say when I so rudely

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Speaker 1: interrupted you that we were going in the wrong direction

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Speaker 1: gift wise, Like what is your idea? Well, I or soup?

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Speaker 1: I don't think he needs it.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you were going to give him a tank,

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Speaker 2: then why don't you just like you're doing really well,

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Speaker 2: why don't you just buy him like a nice car

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Speaker 2: that doesn't have soup in it?

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Speaker 1: You think I'm doing really well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like look at your haircut, Like if you weren't

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Speaker 2: doing well, you would not only just cut from the sides,

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Speaker 2: you would have taken a little bit off the top,

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Speaker 2: but you've kept it long because that's your BDE coming

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Speaker 2: through your head.

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Speaker 1: Big depression energy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know it's like all you know, jokes

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Speaker 2: aside about Akerman making fun of your machine, but like

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Speaker 2: that machine minds you ate cheap?

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Speaker 1: No, it's true.

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Speaker 2: You didn't buy it used, did you?

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Speaker 1: It was new? I mean I got the like most

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Speaker 1: basic model. They were like two more expensive ones, but

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Speaker 1: I don't need all those bells and whistles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So well, thinking.

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Speaker 1: Hearing you say that, I'm doing really well actually like

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Speaker 1: kind of means a lot, even though it's stupid. I guess, so, like,

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Speaker 1: do you think I did a really good job with

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Speaker 1: the episode? Like, what do you think you're gonna buy

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Speaker 1: for su Chin? We didn't get to look at the

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Speaker 1: Loki knives?

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Speaker 2: But does she like Loki, like the character of the

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Speaker 2: Norse god Loki, the god of mischief.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm never be obsessed.

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Speaker 2: It's never come up.

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh, what better way to bring it up?

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Speaker 2: Blokey Daggers from the Disney Plus series. It's a replica,

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Speaker 2: you know for Cosplay TV show. It's three D printed.

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Speaker 2: Oh dear TVA versions Marvel prop Sylvie, you have a

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Speaker 2: call spoiler if you don't haven't seen it, I think.

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Speaker 1: I think what one thing you could get her if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to get these blades? Is a shirt

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Speaker 1: that says, are you a Hittlestan? I'm low key obsessed.

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Speaker 2: Wait, do you.

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Speaker 1: Guys have merch?

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Speaker 2: Do you guys have a tea spring that's so good?

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's how you raise money to get Hayes

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Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety two Civic, Is that you sell those

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Speaker 2: t shirts and it benefit's Hayes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. In ninety two Civic, I mean he

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Speaker 1: would be embarrassed to drive something like that. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: give a fuck about status. I think he'd feel that

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Speaker 1: it's pretty ghost to bougie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, what about a ninety? What about a

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Speaker 2: ninety Civic? Again? No soup in it?

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Speaker 1: No? I have soup in it when I buy it. No,

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Speaker 1: I won't put a super in haz His car. I

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Speaker 1: maybe I put a little bit, but only because it

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Speaker 1: was so clearly of interest to him.

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Speaker 2: But that's enabling.

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Speaker 1: You want to keep soup out of hazes car. This.

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Speaker 1: You're the one who told me that you know a

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Speaker 1: tiger is going to do what it does. Like you

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Speaker 1: don't put raw meat in front of a tiger. You

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Speaker 1: don't put a car in front of Hayes unless you

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Speaker 1: want that thing to get soup.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay, okay. I think of all of

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Speaker 2: the things that we've looked at, I I I think

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Speaker 2: it is the roses. It's the rose flogger. It's totally

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Speaker 2: made in Pakistan. We always want to support BIPOC and

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Speaker 2: we want to be mindful of where we buy things,

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Speaker 2: and it's not coming from a big box store or Amazon,

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Speaker 2: and it's you know, roses are beautiful and and in

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Speaker 2: this case painful.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Kevin, add it to shopping cart.

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Speaker 2: Now my podcast is add to car just so people understand.

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Speaker 2: It's add to cart with titchin Pock and cool op Field, add.

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Speaker 1: To KRT, not at to car, add to cart.

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Speaker 2: That's right, not to carts.

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Speaker 1: Though it's one cart, it's the number two and it's

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Speaker 1: and it is a shopping car. I just think people

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Speaker 1: are going to get confused. The toothpased out of the

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Speaker 1: tube a little bit in terms of like your name

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Speaker 1: for it. But I do think so that they know

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Speaker 1: what they're getting, like it's like it's a shopping cart.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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