Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast Nikky Grazer. Here's Nikky. Hello. Here,
Speaker 1: I am some Nicki Glazer podcast on Nikki Glazer. How
Speaker 1: are you today? I am here in St. Louis, Missouri. Um,
Speaker 1: my mother is here in the chair that was once
Speaker 1: sat in by Andrew Colin. Noah is in Arizona. Let's
Speaker 1: ride out of the gate. Let's just get to it.
Speaker 1: Andrew is no longer on the show, as you saw
Speaker 1: from his Instagram post. I guess on Thursday. Um, and
Speaker 1: so it all went down on Wednesday. Um, we found
Speaker 1: out from him Wednesday morning. Noah and I found out
Speaker 1: in a text that he was not, um, gonna be
Speaker 1: doing the show anymore. And it was sudden for sure,
Speaker 1: But you know, like everything sudden. I don't like when
Speaker 1: people go like, this is the first time hearing of this,
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, there's a first for everything, so
Speaker 1: at some point you got to hear something for the
Speaker 1: first time. So when people go we with a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, everything's gonna be everything. There's always like
Speaker 1: a pre conversation that's going on before you get the news.
Speaker 1: You're not always a part of every conversation. And so, um,
Speaker 1: this was something that I feel like, Noah, you and
Speaker 1: I kind of maybe saw it coming, just didn't know
Speaker 1: what was going to happen so fast. Um, Andrew definitely
Speaker 1: is you know, coming into his own as an artist
Speaker 1: and as a comedian and doing more things like in
Speaker 1: his own name, with his own name, and it's it's
Speaker 1: hard to make a name for yourself on a show
Speaker 1: that doesn't have your name on it, and it's he's
Speaker 1: he kind of we would say, outgrew the show and
Speaker 1: is onto bigger and I hope literally hope better things
Speaker 1: for him. And so that was kind of what happened.
Speaker 1: And there was a lot of things behind the scenes
Speaker 1: that I'm not going to get into that lead to
Speaker 1: this decision that you know, are not anything like so
Speaker 1: juicy or sorted that I'm high from you guys. You know,
Speaker 1: there's definitely things that um, you know, there's like there's
Speaker 1: maybe slight drama behind the scenes, but it's nothing that
Speaker 1: is like he deserves your speculation or your you know,
Speaker 1: um choosing a side or anything like that. It's an
Speaker 1: extraordinary really it isn't. And you know, you're like, well,
Speaker 1: then why don't you tell us it's because well, I
Speaker 1: can't tell you because there's things that are going on
Speaker 1: in Andrew's life that I think led to this decision
Speaker 1: that is up to him to disclose, um, regarding his
Speaker 1: future and what he wants to do with his life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and um, and so yeah, he's not on the show anymore.
Speaker 1: And it sucks. I mean, I totally feel your pain
Speaker 1: everyone who has expressed that. I gotta say, I haven't
Speaker 1: really gotten into the comments on either. The post that
Speaker 1: I posted on our Instagram that was just thanking you
Speaker 1: guys for nice messages, not only about Andrew leaving, but
Speaker 1: including um, you know, just sympathetic message is not nice,
Speaker 1: not like go Nikki, no Andrew, nothing like that, just
Speaker 1: like people being like sorry for this one down or
Speaker 1: whatever you said. Um, I was just addressing that. And
Speaker 1: also people, I'm doing the podcast once a week now,
Speaker 1: so a lot of people wrote and we're like, do
Speaker 1: what you need to do a girl, like we are
Speaker 1: there for you. So I was just addressing that. And
Speaker 1: then there's so many comments um flooded in on both
Speaker 1: of that, and I know Andrew's post right, and um,
Speaker 1: I looked at the comments just out of curiosity. A
Speaker 1: lot of people are wondering if you and Andrew are
Speaker 1: going to remain friends after this. That's that's been a
Speaker 1: big question, and I think ye, Well, from my perspective,
Speaker 1: I feel like we and this happens a lot in
Speaker 1: professional relationships, the friendship kind of deteriorates, especially since we
Speaker 1: haven't been in the same city, we haven't been on
Speaker 1: tour together, we don't live together anymore. I mean this
Speaker 1: podcast started when we were like living together, and so
Speaker 1: or friendship wasn't as strong as it has been in
Speaker 1: the past already, and this, you know, I think we're
Speaker 1: both like equally a little bit like bruised on each side,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't um take away from like the love
Speaker 1: that we have for each other. So there's no like
Speaker 1: I am never going to talk to him again, and
Speaker 1: like I look forward to a time when we can
Speaker 1: go back to the way it was and just be
Speaker 1: like best friends again. But right now it's just not
Speaker 1: It's not like we're like psyched to hang out together,
Speaker 1: and we weren't even really hanging out together before aside
Speaker 1: from doing the show. So it kind of is a
Speaker 1: natural extension of what was. Nothing's really going to change
Speaker 1: except he was not doing a podcast together. I'll miss
Speaker 1: so much about him. I will miss um, just his
Speaker 1: silly commentary, his hilarious one liners, the way his brain thinks.
Speaker 1: I'll miss his I'll miss his laugh so much. Mom,
Speaker 1: we get a weeeze going on always like Snuffy Smith laugh. Well,
Speaker 1: you'll still hear it on the Reddit dump. When we
Speaker 1: do Reddit dump, You'll still heroes laugh at the end. There.
Speaker 1: People said today that we took that out. We did
Speaker 1: not take that. Um. We took him out of the
Speaker 1: um intro on the YouTube because since he doesn't work
Speaker 1: for the show anymore, we can't legally use his image.
Speaker 1: So that's the only reason it wasn't because we're like,
Speaker 1: we're cutting you out of the show. We're not going
Speaker 1: to do the thing that happens on Howard Stern sometimes
Speaker 1: when people leave, where he just never speaks of them again,
Speaker 1: like they don't exist, and they never did exist. Andrew
Speaker 1: is still a part of our world. Andrew and I
Speaker 1: made so many inside jokes on the show. I am
Speaker 1: mourning the loss of my co host as much as
Speaker 1: you're mourning the loss of the co host of your
Speaker 1: you know, hopefully favorite podcast. I totally understand if you're
Speaker 1: feeling frustrated, let down, um not into the show as much,
Speaker 1: like kind of like I don't want to listen anymore,
Speaker 1: and like all those feelings that come up whenever something
Speaker 1: changes about a show you love, like I as a
Speaker 1: fan of podcasts, as a fan of TV, as a
Speaker 1: fan of just entertainers, I hate when things change. I
Speaker 1: hate when you know, even seeing Dave Matthews Man, Boyd Tinsley,
Speaker 1: you know on the violin, he like had a whole thing.
Speaker 1: He was the violinist for Dave Matthews Man and he
Speaker 1: was extraordinary, really made what Dave Matthews band like sounds
Speaker 1: like what that that he gave that sound to it.
Speaker 1: There's like strings going on in the songs. And I
Speaker 1: went to go see him live, and I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I miss Boyd Tinsley, even though he was let go
Speaker 1: because he like allegedly was trying to have sex with
Speaker 1: underage kids or something. Now they brought into symphony at
Speaker 1: one part, but like there was no there was no violence,
Speaker 1: there's no fill in, and I was like, I need
Speaker 1: that violin and there's a flavored two Boyd's playing that
Speaker 1: I don't think really could be replicated by anyone else.
Speaker 1: So there was something in it missing for me that
Speaker 1: goes this isn't the same as like it doesn't sound
Speaker 1: the same as the album. So there is gonna be
Speaker 1: changes about the show. There's gonna be things you miss,
Speaker 1: without question, it would be weird if there weren't. They're
Speaker 1: gonna miss certain dynamics of us, whether it was good
Speaker 1: things or bad things. Like we brought it all here,
Speaker 1: we had gotten in arguments on the show, we had
Speaker 1: expressed our love for onenever, we made up, we laughed
Speaker 1: hysterically together, like I will miss all of that as well.
Speaker 1: And I definitely acknowledge everyone saying how disappointed they are
Speaker 1: and how sad they are. I felt that way when
Speaker 1: Andy Richter and Conan separated. I felt that I would
Speaker 1: have felt that way if I had lived through Art,
Speaker 1: Garfunkele and Paul Simon. I would have been so upset
Speaker 1: about that, even though you know when things move on,
Speaker 1: you get used to the new thing. And I don't
Speaker 1: mean to treat this like your mommy and daddy aren't
Speaker 1: living in the same house anymore. But you'll still have
Speaker 1: two Christmas is. The thing is, you will get to Christmas,
Speaker 1: is Andrew, I'm sure we'll be starting either you know, puddles,
Speaker 1: he'll pick up again or he will do a new
Speaker 1: reiteration of that. So you will get two Christmas as
Speaker 1: you can. We still have podcasts. One more really funny
Speaker 1: episode coming up with Andrew on Wednesday. It is true.
Speaker 1: We pre taped an episode that is so funny coming
Speaker 1: up on Wednesday. UM, so you will hear that. So
Speaker 1: you get to this week and though I'm just doing
Speaker 1: one for the rest of the week, but we pre
Speaker 1: tape that one, so you have one more episode with
Speaker 1: mommy and Daddy, um still together under the same house. UM.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that's addresses everything. We will we
Speaker 1: are like, we're just we just need a period of
Speaker 1: like we just decided to end this. And you know,
Speaker 1: in a relationship, when you break up with a boyfriend
Speaker 1: or a girlfriend, um, you know, everyone's like, are you
Speaker 1: guys still gonna be friends? You guys lived, you were
Speaker 1: best friends. That's why it was fun. So weird about
Speaker 1: breakups as you go from like being in love and
Speaker 1: sleeping in the same bed to like we're never talking again.
Speaker 1: And the thing is the best relationships that break up
Speaker 1: because it's just a conflict of um of like of
Speaker 1: interest of like why I want kids and you don't,
Speaker 1: or I want to move, I want to be close
Speaker 1: to my parents and you don't want. It's something like
Speaker 1: that where it's like we love each other, but it's
Speaker 1: just this one thing that's kind of like it was
Speaker 1: with me and Andrew. It's like it's I think it's
Speaker 1: just more circumstantial. This is the healthier thing for your friendship, Yes,
Speaker 1: in the long run, but like a relationship that just split,
Speaker 1: we're gonna need some time to not be f We
Speaker 1: just need some time on our own to like figure
Speaker 1: out who we are on our own and let kind
Speaker 1: of the I mean, it was very it was traumatic
Speaker 1: last week, I want to say, for for me and
Speaker 1: I'm sure for him to um to both go through
Speaker 1: this like major life change and for him to leave
Speaker 1: the show. I mean that's a big change in his life.
Speaker 1: So i feel for him and whatever he's going through.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad he has a support system in his
Speaker 1: family and his girlfriend and all of you guys who
Speaker 1: are fans who are writing to him. So, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: we will be friends again. You'll see each of us
Speaker 1: hanging out at some point again, but not on this podcast.
Speaker 1: And I hope you still listen, and if you don't,
Speaker 1: totally understand, but the show will go on. And I
Speaker 1: don't want you to think that whoever Mommy brings in
Speaker 1: here to have a place Andrew. There's no literally no plan,
Speaker 1: I promise you. Um. The show was already going to
Speaker 1: change a lot, I think, UM in the new year.
Speaker 1: I think I was going to take this time. We
Speaker 1: were going to take this time of doing one episode
Speaker 1: a week to reevaluate what we like, what we don't like,
Speaker 1: and then in that time of taking it once a week,
Speaker 1: something big happen. So now we're revamping everything and there
Speaker 1: will be changes to the show, but they will be
Speaker 1: all in the best interest of you, the listener, and
Speaker 1: us to be having as much fun as possible on
Speaker 1: the show. So if I have someone in that's new
Speaker 1: and you're like, and he's sitting in Andrew's chair and
Speaker 1: you're like, this guy is not Andrew, please be just
Speaker 1: know that he's not Andrew. I'm not replacing there's no
Speaker 1: co host. I'm not auditioning co host. There's nothing like
Speaker 1: that happening. There's there's no need to weigh in on
Speaker 1: my guests. I'm going to be having here. I honestly, well,
Speaker 1: I want to do here today because I was gonna
Speaker 1: have my friend Bobby and who I'm going to have
Speaker 1: it at some point. But I told Bobby I was
Speaker 1: like he was booked before Andrew quit. And so I
Speaker 1: told Bobby, hey, I don't want Sands to like think
Speaker 1: that you might be a replacement and there, and I
Speaker 1: know that I would hate you if I was a
Speaker 1: Sner just being a new guy sitting in Andrew's chair.
Speaker 1: So I was like, let's bring in someone that everyone
Speaker 1: already has a lot of affection for, including me. Some days. Um,
Speaker 1: it's my mom, Julie Glazer, how are you? I'm good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're feeling a little under the weather. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: like a little throat issue and a little cough. You
Speaker 1: know when you said that to me coming over? You
Speaker 1: wrote to me and you go, do you have any
Speaker 1: throat tea? And I'm like, this, bitch got COVID? Are
Speaker 1: you bringing COVID? I gotta sing the national anthem in
Speaker 1: two days? You know that? Right? Or three days? Did
Speaker 1: you kiss me? No? Julie's facing the opposite direction of
Speaker 1: the turn the other way. Give the wall COVID. That
Speaker 1: won't need something on it anyway and got his racket.
Speaker 1: Think I have COVID, but I was kind of looking
Speaker 1: up coughing and oh yeah, oh so you have a
Speaker 1: dry cough. You're you have a headache? Do you have
Speaker 1: a headache? And I'm not sane. Oh my god, my
Speaker 1: mom's giving me COVID and I just sing the national anthem.
Speaker 1: You know what, it doesn't You could have told me
Speaker 1: with COVID and like active COVID and you're like, I
Speaker 1: would have still had you come over, because I just
Speaker 1: did not want to do this podcast with like no
Speaker 1: one here. Um so, I'm so glad you're Yeah, I
Speaker 1: won't breathe on you. And if I get COVID, there's
Speaker 1: an excuse for if I sound horrid on Thursday. You know,
Speaker 1: so this morning, I um so, I'm singing I'm the
Speaker 1: Grand Marshal of the St. Louis Thanksgiving Day parade. Um
Speaker 1: right on Thursday. Yes, so I'm gonna be on a
Speaker 1: float and that it's not going to get any action
Speaker 1: that day. Yeah, my mom. We I just got word
Speaker 1: today that my family gets to be on a trolley
Speaker 1: behind me. Ding ding ding dinging. Meet me in St. Louis,
Speaker 1: Meet me, at the fair. Love a Parade? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is it from? You always said that as a kid
Speaker 1: from I Love a Parade. He's from Annie Mayme or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Everything you guys quoted back then was from
Speaker 1: that movie that I've never seen. I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: We're watching it. Your favorite movie is Funny Girl? Right?
Speaker 1: That used to be why not? What's it now? Suck too? Anti? No?
Speaker 1: What is your real favorite movie? I think Funny Girl?
Speaker 1: Funny Girl was anything recent you've seen that really? Not
Speaker 1: just sex now. I just always like The Godfather, you know,
Speaker 1: that's classics. I've never seen it. You know, I met
Speaker 1: Met Coppola, I know, I know. Do you know who
Speaker 1: got that role? What do you mean who got that role? Um?
Speaker 1: The role that I went out for? Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: um Chloe Feinneman. She's the girl who does She's the
Speaker 1: blonde girl in SNL who does amazing impressions. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I am just thrilled to lose that role to her
Speaker 1: because I knew it was going to go. He was
Speaker 1: looking for a comedian. That was the vibe, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, just don't let it be a stand up,
Speaker 1: you know, because I would have felt like man he
Speaker 1: did want to stand up and I didn't get it
Speaker 1: when Judd apata was casting funny people for the role
Speaker 1: of Seth Rogan's girlfriend or the girl that she's a
Speaker 1: comedian in the movie, and she's like, you know, one
Speaker 1: of the ones they're friends with the script you know,
Speaker 1: his babysitting for job Judd Apatow at the time for
Speaker 1: Iris and Maud, and I saw scripts of funny people
Speaker 1: laying out and I read one of them, or I
Speaker 1: saw maybe I saw like the I heard that they
Speaker 1: that Judd was going around comedy clubs. This is is before
Speaker 1: Judd was back doing stand up and he was going
Speaker 1: to comedy clubs to look for stand up comics for
Speaker 1: this role. And it was a twenty five year old
Speaker 1: girl and the scene you read for the audition she
Speaker 1: was a Wilco fan. And at the time all I
Speaker 1: wore was Wilco shirts because I was trying to attract
Speaker 1: a man who liked Wilco. I manifested it. It's Chris
Speaker 1: loves Wilco. But I still wear a lot of Wilco stuff.
Speaker 1: Loves you already wearing it. Chris, Now we got him,
Speaker 1: got him. I should started wearing all the things he
Speaker 1: loves F one racing. He went to see Elton John
Speaker 1: last night. I know in St. Louis, no in Los
Speaker 1: angele Um, we have a lot to talk about, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to say there's a couple of things. I
Speaker 1: went to hie up Okay, so funny people. I heard
Speaker 1: he was looking for a comedian and so I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I told the story on on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I wrote to him and asked for an audition, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I would never use my role in
Speaker 1: your life as your babysitter ever to look for I
Speaker 1: would never. I never took this job to get anything
Speaker 1: from you in any way, and I really did it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, but there is a role in
Speaker 1: your movie. That is who I am, a twenty five
Speaker 1: year old struggling stand up comedian who loves Wilco. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't not ask for an audition,
Speaker 1: and he gave me one and I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: But when it went to Roberty Plaza, I was so
Speaker 1: happy because she wasn't a stand up and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh good, and Chloe Fineman, I was like, Okay, at
Speaker 1: least it's not a stand up. When Taylor Swift. Swift
Speaker 1: put a bunch of comedians in her music video for
Speaker 1: Anti Hero, one of which was Mike Bigilia, a stand up.
Speaker 1: I was still happy it wasn't a female stand up.
Speaker 1: I want to be the first female stand up in
Speaker 1: our video. Um, but he is in that video. Did
Speaker 1: you know Mike Probiglia is in Taylor Swift video? My friend?
Speaker 1: I might have heard, but yeah, he's in a lot
Speaker 1: of things. He's in a lot of things on Broadway
Speaker 1: right now. But your your favorite movie Funny Girl? You
Speaker 1: always used to tell me that was your favorite movie.
Speaker 1: I remember my doctor abuse of my therapist, may my abuse, Well,
Speaker 1: I say my abusive therapist so much that no Noah
Speaker 1: one day was like, it sounds like her name is
Speaker 1: Maya abusive, and so I call her doctor abusive. Um
Speaker 1: so dtr abusive. She she one day was like, you
Speaker 1: know what you need to see Funny Girl? And I
Speaker 1: was like, really, that's my mom's favorite movie I've never
Speaker 1: seen and she was like, this is that's the story
Speaker 1: of your life right now? And I was like, what
Speaker 1: is the story of my life? And she was like
Speaker 1: that a man's trying to shape who you are and
Speaker 1: it's just going to steal who you are and exploit you.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, this really isn't what's happening
Speaker 1: at all in my relationship. You're not listening, but kind
Speaker 1: of not not at all. She didn't. Whenever she would
Speaker 1: ever weigh in all my relationships, I'd be like, you're
Speaker 1: way out of line, and then she'd go and you're
Speaker 1: not a beauty, and I'd go that that you're on
Speaker 1: the money. She was like, yeah, she would. She she
Speaker 1: was awful. I never said anything about her. You say
Speaker 1: stuff about her now. But do you know, she wrote
Speaker 1: me the other night, you're kidding. I had not talked
Speaker 1: to her. Did I talk about this on Aaron Yes, yeah, already.
Speaker 1: Well I'll tell my mom. I had not talked to
Speaker 1: her in six years, and she wrote to me, watch,
Speaker 1: uh what was the show? It was like something Mother's
Speaker 1: Bad Moms or something watch Terrible Mother, Bad Moms, or
Speaker 1: something like some show about working moms work Watch Working Moms,
Speaker 1: It's all, it said, cryptic in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: I was in Atlanta, had just flown there to shoot
Speaker 1: a show, and I've gotten in town. It's like two
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. But she's on the West Coast,
Speaker 1: like eleven o'clock where she is and I and I
Speaker 1: wrote on my Instagram what does this mean? And I
Speaker 1: think it's just she's just like this is a funny show.
Speaker 1: Nikki should do something like this. Yeah, she was always
Speaker 1: telling me I'm not funny, So she was trying to
Speaker 1: direct weirdo who goes to someone like that? Why didn't
Speaker 1: you pick up on that long time? Because you don't.
Speaker 1: This is the whole when people go why do you
Speaker 1: stay with him if he beat you? Why do you
Speaker 1: stay with him if he's mean? Because it's a cycle
Speaker 1: of abuse. They convince you that your ship and that
Speaker 1: you already think your ship. So if they keep doing it,
Speaker 1: you feel like they know you more than anyone. And
Speaker 1: she would call me and say, I'm the only one
Speaker 1: who loves you. Oh my guy, shout out to wait,
Speaker 1: how long did you go to We probably go to
Speaker 1: break five years. I gotta go to break three four
Speaker 1: or five four years probably. But I got a lot
Speaker 1: of good stuff from her, I really did. I took
Speaker 1: the good and took the bat and I got a
Speaker 1: good story and I learned a lot. I probably would
Speaker 1: have been swindled again had it not happened to me.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm grateful for it. I'm grateful for all the
Speaker 1: things that go wrong in my life. You look back
Speaker 1: and you go, oh, well, that was a good lesson.
Speaker 1: Not everything, but pretty much everything. Let's go to break
Speaker 1: and because it is it's Thanksgiving. We'll talk about Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: a little bit more when we get back. All right,
Speaker 1: we're back. My mom's got a tickle in her throat.
Speaker 1: She's coughing off air. My mom is blasting COVID all
Speaker 1: over this small, tiny room. What are you nervous for
Speaker 1: me to sing the national anthem? I have a feeling
Speaker 1: you are. No. I have full confidence you can nail.
Speaker 1: All I can think about is when I go for
Speaker 1: that high note at the end, that's like in the
Speaker 1: Land of the Free, that one, Yeah you got it. Well,
Speaker 1: you know that was off. You don't know what key
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it, and that could have been
Speaker 1: a lower key. I want to do it in the
Speaker 1: highest key. I can do it just because I'm keep
Speaker 1: whatever I practice I go. My mom is going to
Speaker 1: freak out thinking she's gonna be anticipating anticipated you'll anticipate it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know your very word, and I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hit that note and have you just go, Oh, thank god,
Speaker 1: you're gonna nail it, Nikki. I really should be okay,
Speaker 1: it'll be cold outside. I will do my best. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this, it won't be like my first pitch.
Speaker 1: It will be much more like impressive than that. And
Speaker 1: as someone who's a comedian where everyone goes you are
Speaker 1: singing the national anthem, I went and did a bunch
Speaker 1: of news today. That's why I that's why you go.
Speaker 1: Where are you going? My mom said to me right
Speaker 1: before we started, what are you dressed up for? But
Speaker 1: I'm not even dressed up. I just have full makeup
Speaker 1: on kind of I did my face. But I went
Speaker 1: to k m o V channel four, which is where
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving Day parade is going to air. You could
Speaker 1: probably watch it live online if you don't look at St. Louis.
Speaker 1: I'm making on TV. Yeah, but I'm saying in St.
Speaker 1: Louis will be on TV. But many people are living
Speaker 1: in St. Louis. You gotta think outside the books. I
Speaker 1: feel like they should or anyway, anyway, well, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 1: And you'll be behind me and in the trolley waving
Speaker 1: like you know, uh, miss Americans. Oh yeah you could.
Speaker 1: I'll sing behind in the trolley when it's well, you know,
Speaker 1: do you know that the Graham Ben Singer show that
Speaker 1: I did. Okay, So during that there's on on YouTube,
Speaker 1: there's me chronicles like my whole voice experience, And I
Speaker 1: really don't care for the titles of all of them
Speaker 1: YouTube clips. They really sensationalized. The titles are like Nikki
Speaker 1: Glazer once her boyfriend to fuck other women. I'm just
Speaker 1: like news journalism show or it's like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just really like crazy titles. Anyway, um uh in it.
Speaker 1: When I go get my voice checked on he was
Speaker 1: there filming the first time I sing, or the first
Speaker 1: time I talk. So I talk and then my doctors
Speaker 1: like sing something which I did not. He does that
Speaker 1: to like Adele. You know, my doctors operated on Adele.
Speaker 1: So it's interesting to go Adele sings something, but I'm
Speaker 1: not a singer. But he he knows that my passion
Speaker 1: is singing. But I'm embarrassed to sing in front of
Speaker 1: him because he's used to like Adele, Julie Andrews, like
Speaker 1: John Mayer on and on so many other clients that
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you that he had because there's
Speaker 1: an n d A and I'm not supposed to say
Speaker 1: hippo or whatever. He's hippo's um and so you should
Speaker 1: hear them sing. They're great. Hippos are so cute. I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with them. And they're so fast. Do you know
Speaker 1: that they're so fast? The most dangerous animal in the world.
Speaker 1: I might believe that. Yeah, I might believe it. There's
Speaker 1: nothing to might believe. I can either want to or not.
Speaker 1: And if I want to, then I'll say I might. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: hippos are really dangerous. Yeah, I know they could. They're powerful.
Speaker 1: Yeah know, they're fast as fun though, like they look
Speaker 1: really tubby and short. Yeah, they but they on the
Speaker 1: bottom of if you google this video where there is
Speaker 1: a hippo chasing a boat and it there's they can
Speaker 1: get up to, like I think, I mean I'm exaggerating,
Speaker 1: but I think like in the in the water until
Speaker 1: they're really people in Africa? Ye into the internet. Yeah
Speaker 1: a year, will you see how fast they can brought
Speaker 1: on land and on water? No, as I continue, so,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for looking up. Um. We just
Speaker 1: need to know, people need to know we have a
Speaker 1: lot of listeners in Africa, not that there's hippos like everywhere. Ever,
Speaker 1: I think I've seen that before. That's so cool. There's
Speaker 1: the water, Yeah, in the water one line. Okay, so
Speaker 1: that's pretty fucking fast. You know how fast do you
Speaker 1: think humans can run? Yeah? I would say, like, that's
Speaker 1: probably as much as I would get up to if
Speaker 1: I was being chased, if like, if I was running
Speaker 1: from a hippo. So I'm dead, So you're dead. I'm
Speaker 1: dead within seconds. In seconds and black bears. Don't even
Speaker 1: get me started on black bears. That's the scariest one.
Speaker 1: Bear bears are terrifying. Um, always carry bear spray. I
Speaker 1: don't care where you are. I think that's a great idea. Um,
Speaker 1: I got you some for Christmas? Did you go to
Speaker 1: you should get I would have anything that would protect
Speaker 1: me from listeners of the world. Chris got me two
Speaker 1: things of mace. It's time I go. How much do
Speaker 1: you think I'm going to use? Well, he's just it's
Speaker 1: just one for each part of my time. He bought. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he always buys me mace c ds of the wrapper
Speaker 1: and that's uh. Chattist say good bad chill, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Bad you're trying to get to one. You could at
Speaker 1: chattist say hello, but a chill. Yeah, you actually do
Speaker 1: try to say hello in your show COVID. I've never
Speaker 1: had COVID. I here, I've never had it. No, I
Speaker 1: haven't even you think you're a little special. I think
Speaker 1: you're immune. I think I do. Yeah. I was around
Speaker 1: a lot of people this weekend. Well, great news, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I don't have it. I am welcome back
Speaker 1: to our special COVID episode where even no one's going
Speaker 1: to get it through zoom because my mom's gone. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to get a teaming with it. Um so
Speaker 1: Hippo's can run thirty. Oh so, anyway, when the first
Speaker 1: time I sang on that show, when he was like
Speaker 1: you can sing now, and so I was just like
Speaker 1: kind of frazzled, and I go, oh, say can you see?
Speaker 1: And Anya and Matt you know on you Matt my
Speaker 1: tour manager. They laughed so hard when they watched that
Speaker 1: because they were like, why would she sing that? But
Speaker 1: they didn't know the context that before that I would
Speaker 1: been telling him I'm gonna sing the national anthem. I
Speaker 1: got asked to sing the national anthem and so there's
Speaker 1: context that but that's that's why so many things on
Speaker 1: TV like taken out of context. I look insane, just
Speaker 1: like the first thing I used to say, and I
Speaker 1: put my hand in my heart, I'm like, oh sake,
Speaker 1: can you see? Like that's so insane? Um, But I've
Speaker 1: been practicing. So when I went into my vocal lesson
Speaker 1: for oh say, can you see the national anthem? I
Speaker 1: think it's called yeah, yeah, oh see can you see? Um?
Speaker 1: It's I it I only we only practice that first
Speaker 1: part because it's so hard, like this is what you
Speaker 1: do with like voice lessons. So I was going like,
Speaker 1: oh say, can you see? Like just that's like she
Speaker 1: was like, just sing it, like just get through talking
Speaker 1: or just like get through it, oh, just to make
Speaker 1: sure you can hit all the notes. And then you
Speaker 1: go in and you're like, oh see, can you put
Speaker 1: the feeling? It's like you go whoa see can you see?
Speaker 1: And then it's like every single you don't realize in singing,
Speaker 1: every single word has like a push a poll. And
Speaker 1: she's also like every single song you sing, do it
Speaker 1: like you want to fuck someone? Try to make it
Speaker 1: sound like every song, make it sound like you want
Speaker 1: to suck someone even like the wheels on the bus
Speaker 1: around and round. I don't think I'm just kidding. Don't
Speaker 1: do that with kids, but oh my god, but I
Speaker 1: know everybody bitsy spud went up, water spoke like everything's
Speaker 1: if you made some things sexual, they sound better. Everyone
Speaker 1: tries to make that their own. I know Chris already
Speaker 1: told me. He goes, what are you doing to it?
Speaker 1: And I go, don't worry, I'm not doing any I'm
Speaker 1: doing a couple of things because no, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: fuck you said that. That's what you're singing teachers like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. It's like. So I'm gonna go, like,
Speaker 1: oh say, can you see by the dawn's early light?
Speaker 1: What's so? Probably we hail at the twilight's last gleaming.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get through that without any flourish. Who's
Speaker 1: breast rides and bright stars through the barrel? This fight
Speaker 1: are the rambots? We watched am I go, we watch?
Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? Because it's nothing. It makes
Speaker 1: it a little interesting we watch or so girl inly streaming,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing any of that. I'm just doing a
Speaker 1: little bit of stuff very subtly. Because you don't. It's
Speaker 1: boring to just listen to it flat. You gotta do,
Speaker 1: you gotta bring something to Everyone's just crossing their fingers
Speaker 1: when they hear that song that are they going to
Speaker 1: make it through? Have you ever not heard someone make
Speaker 1: it through? Roseanne did it on purpose? He did that
Speaker 1: on purpose. Oh yeah, I've heard people not released Reese only.
Speaker 1: I went to an event and um, they brought out
Speaker 1: this country artist, right, and you think, like country he
Speaker 1: would know the national anthem. He started it and then
Speaker 1: he stopped and he said, guys, I'm really nervous. I'm
Speaker 1: going to restart, which to that I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Fact, yeah, good. He wants to do it right,
Speaker 1: so he restarts it, but he forgets the lyrics midway.
Speaker 1: He looks at his hat. It looks like he was
Speaker 1: reading out of his hat, and he still got it wrong.
Speaker 1: It was so like bad. It was not consting because
Speaker 1: did you go to a rodeo? What were you at?
Speaker 1: Where I was at an m M A event? Ma mama?
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Um. I love the national anthem. I
Speaker 1: love when people sing it. It just is a little
Speaker 1: moment to be patriotic and awesome. But I will say that.
Speaker 1: My voice teacher said, have the lyrics in front of you,
Speaker 1: because as much as you think you will like because
Speaker 1: when you're calm and I'm just singing it in front
Speaker 1: of her, or singing it right here, it's fine. But
Speaker 1: you don't know what nerves do to your systems sometimes,
Speaker 1: and they really are more weird. Yeah, but I'm in
Speaker 1: front of you. Yeah, you're not gonna No one's gonna
Speaker 1: even Moose brought stripes and bright stars through the perilous
Speaker 1: fight or oh like over but over, or the ramparts
Speaker 1: we watched were so gallantly streaming, and the rockets red glare,
Speaker 1: the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night
Speaker 1: that our flag was still there. O say, does that
Speaker 1: star spangled banner yet wave for the Land of the Free?
Speaker 1: Is it for or the land? Or the Land of
Speaker 1: the Free and the home of the brave? Going back
Speaker 1: to making it your around, though, I have a question.
Speaker 1: Do you like it when UM artists cover other artists
Speaker 1: and they make it a little bit their own or
Speaker 1: do you like its sounding exactly like the original? Great question? UM,
Speaker 1: I like exactly what I just said. I want I
Speaker 1: want the cover, So if I'm seeing someone in concert,
Speaker 1: I want to and I know the song, Like say
Speaker 1: they're just covering a Taylor Swift song. I want to
Speaker 1: know that I could sing with them and like sing
Speaker 1: it and know it because I like to not to
Speaker 1: sing along, but at least mouth along with it. And
Speaker 1: I don't want them to do anything with it that
Speaker 1: is really abandoning it. But I also believe that they
Speaker 1: should do something a little bit of their own. So
Speaker 1: for instance, this weekend, I got it was so much
Speaker 1: fun on the road this weekend. I am I don't
Speaker 1: know what's happened. Like, first of all, thank you so
Speaker 1: much to everyone who comes out. So many fucking besties
Speaker 1: come out. None of you gave me sh about the
Speaker 1: Andrew thing. None of you gave me about taking it
Speaker 1: down to one week. All of you were just excited
Speaker 1: to see me. You gave me presents. Mom one girl
Speaker 1: gave me her gloves. I was like, I love your
Speaker 1: gloves and she was like, do you want them? And
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, they're these vintage I don't want
Speaker 1: to say vintage, but they're like early patagon yet but
Speaker 1: they're like they don't work on cell phones, so they're
Speaker 1: like definitely pre two not they fit me their mittens
Speaker 1: that go over, but then the fingers are cut off.
Speaker 1: That was in Burlington's. Thank you so much to that
Speaker 1: girl who mean the fucking gloves off her hands. I
Speaker 1: love them so much. Then another bestie gave me a
Speaker 1: She was a total hilarious person she had. She didn't
Speaker 1: want picture with me, she just wanted them to film
Speaker 1: her interaction. So she gave me a a bestie bracelet, UM,
Speaker 1: and she got one for herself, so we had friendship bracelets.
Speaker 1: It's in the other room. I haven't put it on
Speaker 1: yet only because I just it hasn't been in front
Speaker 1: of my face. So the second it is in front
Speaker 1: of my face again, and I have an unpacked yet,
Speaker 1: so don't be hurt if I don't do that. Um.
Speaker 1: And then the two other girls and that was so nice.
Speaker 1: And then two other girls brought me a framed picture
Speaker 1: of themselves that was signed, and they were like, we
Speaker 1: thought you'd want a framed picture of butts, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I love this frame, like I'm definitely gonna
Speaker 1: take you guys out of this and put in a
Speaker 1: picture of pot and they laughed at that. But everyone
Speaker 1: was so nice, and we took pictures and people had
Speaker 1: you know, best emerge and um, it was just so
Speaker 1: good to see you guys after like kind of a
Speaker 1: hard week of like what like does everyone hate me?
Speaker 1: What's the podcast going to be? It was just nice
Speaker 1: to see faces and have no one up and be
Speaker 1: like kind of like like there's no tinge of like
Speaker 1: we know something's wrong or like something's going. It was
Speaker 1: just like nothing but positivity. But what was really fun
Speaker 1: was that Anya's boyfriend's Anya's fiance, Matt, my tour manager,
Speaker 1: his band The Natural Lines open for me and in
Speaker 1: both Burlington and um Providence, Rhode Island, and they were
Speaker 1: so good and it was so fun because it was
Speaker 1: like I got to go see one of my favorite
Speaker 1: bands performed five songs of theirs that I know by
Speaker 1: heart I love so much, and they sounded awesome. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's five people in a band. It was a big
Speaker 1: band that you do that you invite them to come,
Speaker 1: and they asked and I was like, that's actually Matt
Speaker 1: thought of the idea, and I was like, that's a
Speaker 1: great idea. And then at the end that Matt's like,
Speaker 1: and you know, thank you to Nikki. We're going to
Speaker 1: play one of her favorite Taylor Swift songs and we
Speaker 1: might need a little help, and so everyone he started
Speaker 1: play singing anti hero and then I come out and
Speaker 1: I sang the whole song and then the crowd sings
Speaker 1: it because every one knows it nice. Hi, I'm the problem.
Speaker 1: But um, even with that song, like trying to find
Speaker 1: something about it that I can make my own is hard.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, because it's it's not that fun to
Speaker 1: sing that song like in terms of technique for me,
Speaker 1: because it's just like, it's me, Hi, I'm the problem.
Speaker 1: It's me, And that's just like there's no like extended
Speaker 1: notes where you can play with anything. So given with that,
Speaker 1: I was trying to go like, it's me, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: the problem. It's me, like trying to like change it
Speaker 1: a little, yeah, just to give it something that I
Speaker 1: can play with, because it's just it doesn't suit my
Speaker 1: voice as well. But um, after all saying all that,
Speaker 1: my favorite thing, one of my favorite covers of the
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift song is Um, Sarah barrellis who is you know,
Speaker 1: gigantic talent in her own right. She did that song
Speaker 1: I want to see You Be Brave. I'm done you
Speaker 1: like that I don't know a love song, because she asked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's awesome. She did a cover of Taylor Swift's Clean
Speaker 1: and it's awesome and it's on YouTube and it's one
Speaker 1: of my favorites. To check that out. Um well, that's
Speaker 1: really nice that you surround yourself with the people that
Speaker 1: you love. Anyway, it was so much fucking fun. I
Speaker 1: cannot tell you like I love hangs. That is what
Speaker 1: I miss more than anything. That's what I miss about
Speaker 1: going to the seller. It's what I miss about living
Speaker 1: in New York. It's what I miss about being when
Speaker 1: you get to be thirty eight, all of our young
Speaker 1: besties out there and you get your hanging out with
Speaker 1: your friends every night and going to bars, and that
Speaker 1: ship goes away. People get married, people have kids, people
Speaker 1: get lives, people get jobs. It's just that that just
Speaker 1: sitting around and talking goes away. And so after the shows,
Speaker 1: I'm used to like, Andrew's already tired, he's going to bed.
Speaker 1: Anya and Matt have been working all night. They're going
Speaker 1: to bed, and everyone kind and I'm still like adrenaline up.
Speaker 1: And I know besties are like, come hang with us.
Speaker 1: You don't know. I don't know you, so I can't
Speaker 1: really like commit to those you know, And so I'm
Speaker 1: just so used to like afterwards, just sitting in at
Speaker 1: the venue, I eat my food and like everyone hangs
Speaker 1: out and kind of playcates like me just having a
Speaker 1: little bit more energy and we kind of talk a
Speaker 1: little bit. But then we go back to the hotel
Speaker 1: and we're done. No one drinks either, So drinking is
Speaker 1: something that keeps people up. That's another thing in your thirties.
Speaker 1: People keeps get sober and no one hangs alcohol is
Speaker 1: a big part of hanging out. And um, so we go.
Speaker 1: So the other night, we leave the venue in Burlington
Speaker 1: and we go back to our hotel and I walk
Speaker 1: in the lobby thinking like this sucks, like I just
Speaker 1: have to go much energy. I don't know we're going
Speaker 1: to do with it all. I'm going to be up
Speaker 1: all night. I can only like masturbate once. No offense.
Speaker 1: Mom Um. I don't know why I said no offense,
Speaker 1: but I guess, yeah, I hope no offense was taken.
Speaker 1: Just you're so offended masturbate that would be so funny,
Speaker 1: Like I guess you could be offended, but I almost
Speaker 1: said it like you would have taken like umbradge like
Speaker 1: NICKI like you were my boyfriend or something that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So um and Annie was staying with me too, because
Speaker 1: Matt had the band. He was staying in a room
Speaker 1: with all them. And then he was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sleep in bed with you, and which was awesome because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh good, awesoone talk to But we
Speaker 1: watched back in and the band was all like in
Speaker 1: the bar area of this hotel hanging out and I
Speaker 1: was like, hi, guys, and I was just like yes,
Speaker 1: And so we sat down and I didn't really know them.
Speaker 1: I got to sound check. No, they drink, but they
Speaker 1: weren't like they're not heavy drinkers. They're they're in a band,
Speaker 1: so they're used to like staying out late afterwards and
Speaker 1: like hanging out, which comedians like don't do that. We're
Speaker 1: all just like we go to our separate hotel rooms.
Speaker 1: We jerk off, we go to sleep, and we fall
Speaker 1: asleep watching TikTok or whatever. Like we're just boring. We
Speaker 1: take a ship. We just like we're not hanging out,
Speaker 1: and I miss we I used to at the Cellar
Speaker 1: because it was a bar. People are hanging out, but
Speaker 1: there's no place on the road for us to do
Speaker 1: that anymore because we don't drink. And so we got
Speaker 1: back and I was just like and Anya was like,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm gonna go to bed, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to stay down here, like I'm so
Speaker 1: excited and so and this band was so cool. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Dan the drummers, Shout out to John the guitarist.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Chris the guitars. Shout out to Um Heidi. Sorry,
Speaker 1: she always says her name is Hillary, but I kept
Speaker 1: being like, I keep thinking her name is something else.
Speaker 1: She was like, they gets Hidi, and I was like,
Speaker 1: now I do so Hillary Um on the keys and
Speaker 1: backup vocals. They are We're all so freaking nice. And
Speaker 1: it was just like traveling with a band. Need to
Speaker 1: be in a band, So I have some big ideas
Speaker 1: for myself because I need to be in a band.
Speaker 1: It's too much fun. It was like everyone and they're
Speaker 1: all just in their late thirties. I think Heidi Hillary
Speaker 1: slash Hillary Heidi is in her like early thirties, but
Speaker 1: they've all they're just extraordinary musicians. They're all so cool there.
Speaker 1: They didn't think they were better than me because I'm
Speaker 1: not a musician. They included me like I felt like
Speaker 1: I was in a band, Like I felt like musical
Speaker 1: and cool and like we're just talking about life stuff
Speaker 1: and they're all artists. So I don't know, and it's
Speaker 1: been a long time since I sat around with people
Speaker 1: and been like, so, what's like the most pain you've
Speaker 1: ever been in your life? Or like does there every
Speaker 1: time you thought you were gonna die? Or like just
Speaker 1: talking about like really interesting things are like you know,
Speaker 1: what's the most in love you've ever been in? And
Speaker 1: how bad did that go wrong? Like we're just getting
Speaker 1: into like cool stories and sharing stories. It was awesome
Speaker 1: and I loved it so freaking much. It's such a down.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was with you in Santa Barbara when
Speaker 1: Anya hit her and that was really fun. We went
Speaker 1: out to eat afterwards it and I thought that was
Speaker 1: the best hang. Yeah, so I felt like I understand
Speaker 1: what it's like. You went Onya because you weren't doing it,
Speaker 1: but I mean you weren't performing. Yeah, you finally had
Speaker 1: a night off. God love you. But Anya, I would
Speaker 1: thought it's best to be fun for Onya, just like
Speaker 1: the night's not done, you know, yeah, Well that was
Speaker 1: the best we went out to. That was like the
Speaker 1: best night of my life this year. I think was
Speaker 1: like watching on your perform, getting to sing one song
Speaker 1: with her, not really having to do anything myself. I
Speaker 1: wasn't there as a comedian. I was just there's like
Speaker 1: a friend supporting and then going out to dinner with
Speaker 1: us three and like talking about boys in life and
Speaker 1: it's different. I realized that hanging out with you without
Speaker 1: dad is different from me than with dad. It's like
Speaker 1: a different dynamic for me. And I'm like, mom needs
Speaker 1: to go on girls trips, more girls trips. I'm in.
Speaker 1: I know you would be pretty great on a girl's trip.
Speaker 1: I think I kind of hate if any of you
Speaker 1: brought your mom's because I don't know them. You know. No,
Speaker 1: It's like I'd hate if you brought my mom to
Speaker 1: her mom on the next girl's trip. Well, there is
Speaker 1: one coming up. You can't go to it, unfortunately, because
Speaker 1: it's already fully booked and we can't fit any more
Speaker 1: people in the and know what, you're still pending, so
Speaker 1: there is a spot still for you on the I'm
Speaker 1: just I had a feeling. I didn't want to press it,
Speaker 1: but um, there is one coming up work side about
Speaker 1: But it's just so nice to have a mother that
Speaker 1: UM can hangs. Yeah, I really appreciate you. I had.
Speaker 1: I came home from that trip going I loved that trip.
Speaker 1: It was the best. And we got to hang out
Speaker 1: with Chris, you know a little bit, and I got
Speaker 1: to hang out with oh my mom and Tiffany had
Speaker 1: it and then Kevin Well today I went on this
Speaker 1: km OV show and I was promoting the parade. So
Speaker 1: it was Ken Earhart, who you know, he's like a
Speaker 1: weatherman also news guy, and then this other girl. We
Speaker 1: were doing this like live kind of broadcast, like after,
Speaker 1: how come you don't tell us about that? I was live.
Speaker 1: I didn't know was live. They thought they said it
Speaker 1: was just like online. It was online only nightmare for
Speaker 1: you to find there's like three people watching. And so
Speaker 1: we were interviewing on it, and the girl right before
Speaker 1: it was like, is it glass Er Glasser? And I
Speaker 1: was like, it's Glazer and I never care if people
Speaker 1: don't know, I just don't care. And she was like
Speaker 1: and I could tell she was maybe a little bit embarrassed,
Speaker 1: and I should just tell people so they don't have
Speaker 1: to ask, because it is an admission that I don't
Speaker 1: know who you are kind of thing and when you're
Speaker 1: interviewing you know, So to make her feel better, I go,
Speaker 1: I actually did a show with Kevin Hart last week,
Speaker 1: and everyone was like, he knows who you are. He's
Speaker 1: so excited to have you on the show. And then
Speaker 1: he was like, is it Nikki glasher, and so I go,
Speaker 1: even Kevin Hart, but then they both go. Then ken
Speaker 1: Earhart is like, oh, you want to pick up that
Speaker 1: name you just dropped, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: wasn't brag. I was trying to make her feel better
Speaker 1: that she's like, you know, like, but um but it
Speaker 1: was really fun. We did that show and then afterwards
Speaker 1: we did these like promos for the thing where, um,
Speaker 1: I hope I find it so I can post it
Speaker 1: on our socials. If you guys see it on TV
Speaker 1: because you're you watched, it's a promo that's airing this
Speaker 1: week on Channel four. If anyone in St. Louis areas
Speaker 1: sees it, please film your TV and send it to me.
Speaker 1: But it's um me going like I'm about to shoot
Speaker 1: a promo and I'm looking like, looking at the script,
Speaker 1: it looks like kind of behind the scenes, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm Nikki Glazer this Thanksgiving. I will be the
Speaker 1: Grand Marshal Thanksgiving. Okay, cool, I got it. And then
Speaker 1: Kent walks in and goes, what's going on and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm the Grand Marshall of the parade. I'm shooting the
Speaker 1: promo and he goes, I always shoot the promos, and
Speaker 1: I go, okay, we want to do it together. He's like,
Speaker 1: I guess, and so then we do the promo together.
Speaker 1: Were like and it goes from us being like kind
Speaker 1: of not friends to be like this Thanksgiving and there's
Speaker 1: like snow coming down and we're like in these like
Speaker 1: scarves and hats and were like the Thanksgiving Day parade.
Speaker 1: And then his co host Laura comes off the side
Speaker 1: of the stage and she goes, what are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: And I just go Laura, And that wasn't a part
Speaker 1: of the script, but I just kept doing it because
Speaker 1: it's so funny. It was like it's delayed. It was
Speaker 1: like a soap opera, you know, where we got caught
Speaker 1: cheating and I'm like, oh, it was like almost one
Speaker 1: of those like, um, TeleNova, I can't wait to tell um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really fun and then um yeah, and then
Speaker 1: so Thanksgiving it is coming up. Um. We wanted to
Speaker 1: do top one bottom one today and we're gonna make
Speaker 1: it a very simple subject. It's Monday, so um, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do that when we get back. But it's gonna
Speaker 1: be Thanksgiving Day themed. I hope you got ready to
Speaker 1: talk about Thanksgiving? Sure are you? Well? I went to
Speaker 1: the store and bought a bunch of stuff. But you know,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it. We'll talk about we'll talk about
Speaker 1: it right after this. Welcome back to the show. My
Speaker 1: mom just said she just coughed and goes, I never
Speaker 1: get a cough and it's like, well this is COVID, mom, No,
Speaker 1: welcome to the club. You got it? Do you have?
Speaker 1: I think people don't lose sense of taste or smell anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's one of the symptoms. But you
Speaker 1: got the booster right, all right, Well maybe you'll be.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about you, um, but you're going to be. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's Thanksgiving is upon us, and UM, I hope to
Speaker 1: everyone out there that you have someone to spend it with.
Speaker 1: And if you don't, maybe I'll go live on Instagram
Speaker 1: on our socials and um, you can spend it with us.
Speaker 1: I think that might be fun. I hate to think
Speaker 1: that anyone is alone on Thanksgiving. I do think that
Speaker 1: Instagram lives. At least when I watched some of people,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm hanging out with someone. So and
Speaker 1: even when I go live on my own, I feel
Speaker 1: like everyone there. I go on them when I'm alone. So, UM,
Speaker 1: look for that that night. Um, I'm very excited. I
Speaker 1: get to spend Thanksgiving Eve with Chris and his family
Speaker 1: and you're gonna come to We're gonna go play racket ball?
Speaker 1: Is that it? I don't even know what it is,
Speaker 1: but I'm ready to go. Yes. So it's like outdoor tennis,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's somewhere between pickleball and tennis. I
Speaker 1: don't understand. We're going to a country club. It's going
Speaker 1: to be very what to expect a year for so long?
Speaker 1: You don't need to google. It's very simple. It's like
Speaker 1: pin poll. It's like it's it's easy. Um, there's you
Speaker 1: don't need? Is there a table? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: It's No, it's like it's a court. It's a tiny court.
Speaker 1: People on the other side. There's people on the other
Speaker 1: side judging. It's going to be judge. We're gonna put
Speaker 1: our moms against each other. See who's the letter? Okate? Um?
Speaker 1: Do you they call her Kate like all the convoys
Speaker 1: call her Kate? Do you? How would you feel about
Speaker 1: me calling you Julie instead of Mom? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do it. I never called
Speaker 1: my mom Marge. You never, Yeah, you said mom, Mom.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get Chris to call me babe. I
Speaker 1: really want I would like Chris not to call me
Speaker 1: Mrs Glazer. How helping him to call me Mrs Glazer
Speaker 1: feel free? But even missing Adam Mrs to it. If
Speaker 1: he calls me Mrs Glazer on Wednesday, I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to he does do that. Yeah, he's got to
Speaker 1: call you Julie. Yeah, as he doesn't call you Mrs
Speaker 1: Glaze in front of me, I'm kidding some jewels, he
Speaker 1: tells me Glaze. I'm tired of it. I want to
Speaker 1: be Miss Glazer or Babe. I'm trying to get him
Speaker 1: to babe me up, Babe. I love babe, but you
Speaker 1: have to force him to call me a babe. I
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't care. That's what I would
Speaker 1: say in my relationship. If there's something I want, if
Speaker 1: I go babe, touch me more like I want more
Speaker 1: things and he does it, I don't care. I'm not like, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's only doing it because I told him. It's like good,
Speaker 1: he's doing what I need him to do. I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't punish him for doing things that
Speaker 1: I tell him to do. I'll just go thanks for
Speaker 1: following the rules, repeat after me. Um, So Thanksgiving's gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. But when we're gonna have we're gonna eat
Speaker 1: dinner at you're having? Are the kids coming? Of course?
Speaker 1: So me and Lauren the kids, and then Forest, Poppy
Speaker 1: and Arlow and then Dad and mom. Um, it's been
Speaker 1: a while since we've I guess we did it last year.
Speaker 1: Did we remember Andrew eating so much? I had to
Speaker 1: go to a show. Andrew was there, and he ate
Speaker 1: so much that he looked pregnant, and Lauren was pregnant.
Speaker 1: Was so hungry, Lauren was pregnant, and he started eating
Speaker 1: before he couldn't. He got his plate and went into
Speaker 1: the dining room and started eating before and he was
Speaker 1: like two plates full of food and then he got sick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got sick, but he started eating before We all
Speaker 1: sat down like not that we're a family who like potato.
Speaker 1: I agree. I was just I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: You know, we did it. We did it, but he
Speaker 1: had like one plate. We are were But I remember
Speaker 1: I have a picture of him bouncing, like touching stomachs
Speaker 1: with Lauren. Lauren was she gave birth the next day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she went and labored and they looked equally as pregnant.
Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite pictures ever. Um, that
Speaker 1: was a great Thanksgiving This year. I don't have to
Speaker 1: shoot a special in one day after Thanksgiving, so I
Speaker 1: feel so much more relief. Um, but let's talk about
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving food. The topic today for top one, bottom one
Speaker 1: is Thanksgiving food. Thanksgiving foods. So I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: this is a subject that's probably you know, everyone has
Speaker 1: a quick opinion on. But let's go through. Let's your
Speaker 1: least favorite Thanksgiving food? We always start with the bottom. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I make Thanksgiving, so I don't make anything
Speaker 1: I don't like, So that's okay. Well, let's say you're
Speaker 1: going to someone else's like a tried and true things,
Speaker 1: a thing you will not have on your Thanksgiving. We're
Speaker 1: not talking about your Thanksgiving food like typical Thanksgiving foods
Speaker 1: that you're like you that is overrated. Get that out
Speaker 1: of here. One thing is people make ambrosion salads. Do
Speaker 1: you know what those are? Is that they're like, yes,
Speaker 1: and I loved them, did you? Yeah? I really like them,
Speaker 1: but not that it's marshmallow and fruit and it's just um,
Speaker 1: it's gross. And the other thing I would is a
Speaker 1: jello in it? Is it like folded? It's kind of liked,
Speaker 1: it might have some kind of gelatine in it. Disgust.
Speaker 1: I've never made it, but I was like, I do
Speaker 1: not like that. I don't think like does that sweet
Speaker 1: potato kind of I don't think so sweet potatoes google
Speaker 1: and brosia salad they do have marshmallows on them choes sometimes. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I do know that. Um. Okay, so ambrosia salad which
Speaker 1: no one's gross. Oh man, I'm looking at it. It's
Speaker 1: disgusted in it. Okay. Ambrosia salad with cool whip, Okay,
Speaker 1: this the recipe is okay. One big sugar bomb. Oh God,
Speaker 1: why don't they just have this easily accessible? And it's
Speaker 1: not even a dessert. You know, I'm not someone who
Speaker 1: looks up recipes because I don't cook anything, but why
Speaker 1: is it such a cluster fuck to find a fucking
Speaker 1: just to find the ingredients before you have to read
Speaker 1: a whole story from you know, they've changed everything. I've
Speaker 1: always looked up recipes for years now. Right underneath it,
Speaker 1: it says, jump to recipe. Oh it does, yes, so
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta grab it before you go down.
Speaker 1: One can of mandarin orange. One can of pineapple tidbits.
Speaker 1: I don't like that word. I think my mom used
Speaker 1: to make. It just sounds like people are like, hey,
Speaker 1: here's a pineapple, here's a healthy meal. Sometimes like it
Speaker 1: just sounds like they think it's a gloom or about pineapples.
Speaker 1: Tidbits um. One cup of miniature marshmallows. One cup of
Speaker 1: shredded coconut. I do love the texture of coconut. Some
Speaker 1: people are antitest of coconut and one cup of sour cream.
Speaker 1: How on earth that seems like something you would make
Speaker 1: when you are locked in your house, Because there is
Speaker 1: some kind of nuclear or outside. And it's the least.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is truly whoever think to put all
Speaker 1: those together? There? If that tastes good, that's brilliant. On
Speaker 1: who's high? It's like people like it's it's very sweet.
Speaker 1: I am locked inside during an apocalypse. You know what else? Uh?
Speaker 1: People go, I make the best green being cancero? Well,
Speaker 1: is yours any different than everybody else's? It's the same recipe.
Speaker 1: Well why is that difference than saying you're you make
Speaker 1: the best anything? I mean, like, aren't all recipes kind
Speaker 1: of I mean a turkey you have to really, yes,
Speaker 1: you have based it you there's all specialist stuff it
Speaker 1: in a salad. You know, different things are in a salad. Salad.
Speaker 1: I feel like those are the easiest things to Makeever,
Speaker 1: there's no cooking involved unless you're gonna make. You still
Speaker 1: gotta make your dress and the dressing. I guess you
Speaker 1: take some finesse. Yeah, but a green beaman castle you
Speaker 1: think that's the thing. Stop bragging about that. Quit bragging
Speaker 1: about shirt cream being. I want to hear more of
Speaker 1: your pet peeves of people with their dinners and um uh,
Speaker 1: let me see what else? Uh No, but that green
Speaker 1: being canceroled. I just heard this last night. Somebody said
Speaker 1: I make the best green It's like, oh, you put
Speaker 1: fried onion rings in it? Oh? Really? That? Can you know?
Speaker 1: They're all together at the grocery store. You can get
Speaker 1: it's canned right, green grassroots based on a canny canned
Speaker 1: green beans with canned cream and mushroom soup. Right. But
Speaker 1: there's nothing Yeah, there's nothing of all about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so abrosial salad. It sounds equally discussing to all of us.
Speaker 1: Know what is your least favorite? By the way, your
Speaker 1: top is so freaking so that's my favorite Thanksgiving? That's
Speaker 1: my favorite? Where that? Um, this is like old h
Speaker 1: and m oh man, that's good. I know that's really cute.
Speaker 1: It's shoulder, there's flowers on it. It's it's a good
Speaker 1: luck and she's got this. You got your roots coming
Speaker 1: in pretty heavily. Fucking Look girl, I love it. You
Speaker 1: make me want to grow out my roots. Um all right, now,
Speaker 1: what's your least favorite Thanksgiving food? You're gonna not think
Speaker 1: so highly of me after I say this, but my
Speaker 1: least favorite food is the turkey? Fucking hate turkey? How
Speaker 1: do you hate turkey? So one is I don't like
Speaker 1: the bird turkey. It's my second least favorite bird. Oh yeah, wait, no,
Speaker 1: I hates birds, No, no, I hate hate turkeys, pigeons,
Speaker 1: and turkey. I was going to say pigeons because they
Speaker 1: are obnoxious, you know why, because turkey they're not afraid
Speaker 1: of I don't like birds that are not afraid of you,
Speaker 1: with the exception of like felt like of falcons and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. But prey. Yeah, I just I've been
Speaker 1: chased by turkeys and think that's why I'm too scared
Speaker 1: to eat them. I don't want to. They taste yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. The fear that they put in you
Speaker 1: makes you not want to eat them, though you would
Speaker 1: think you would like, oh, I can't wait to eat
Speaker 1: that fucking stupid turkey that's been chasing me, you know right.
Speaker 1: And here's the things they do taste delicious. I'm a
Speaker 1: vegan and these are delicious. I don't think they taste delicious.
Speaker 1: But if I if I eat an animal, you know,
Speaker 1: I I was like, like a vegetarian, and then I
Speaker 1: I started introducing protein back into my diet from animals,
Speaker 1: so I just like appreciate it, and I like, I
Speaker 1: say grace to the animal almost before I eat it.
Speaker 1: But I can't. I just I don't like turkeys so
Speaker 1: much that I just can't even Like they make you
Speaker 1: think you're like eating a cockroach, like it's there's they
Speaker 1: gross you out and they just cause you anxiety. Just then,
Speaker 1: worry turkey, not anxiety. I just like disgusted. You don't
Speaker 1: need like the shape of your hand when you trace
Speaker 1: it on a piece of paper. I want nothing to
Speaker 1: do with turkeys. Nothing to do it. Um and turkeys
Speaker 1: are fucking delicious. And I am someone who is a
Speaker 1: vegan and I'm I'm so sorry to turkey's for being
Speaker 1: so good tasting. Well, we're not having them this year
Speaker 1: because because of me. Yeah, but I did. I was
Speaker 1: talking to Lauren, I'm like, what do you want? Do
Speaker 1: you want to lentil loaf? And she said that sounds
Speaker 1: so gross. Mom, I'm like, okay, I was gonna good,
Speaker 1: do you get a turkey every Here's here's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: I was going to have a big party in Cincinnati
Speaker 1: with cornish game hens and uh no one wanted to
Speaker 1: do it. My brother and my mom has this thing
Speaker 1: where she gets a craving for food and it must happen.
Speaker 1: And now I'm guessing game hens, that was the happening.
Speaker 1: It was going to happen. Off is going away because
Speaker 1: you're salvating so much that it's lubricating your life. Feel
Speaker 1: like I don't have COVID anymore? Yeah, what the who
Speaker 1: craves a cornish game? And well little no? I just
Speaker 1: want to. I want to because I knew I was
Speaker 1: any of a vegan Thanksgiving us thinking that, well, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for not killing turkeys but killing tiny,
Speaker 1: little killing little hens. Okay, so I feel bad. But anyway,
Speaker 1: your sister said, Mom, serve those. Matt would like those,
Speaker 1: and I said, okay, I've got him. I am I
Speaker 1: have I ever been someone who makes you like when
Speaker 1: you're eating it? And I just wanted to honor you
Speaker 1: for a second for a second. Then that was Marshall.
Speaker 1: I don't Thanksgiving Day parades. Yeah, I thought this day,
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat a turkey. I will still
Speaker 1: be wearing my sash and carrying my a scepter that night,
Speaker 1: which I hope did you get that float? I hope,
Speaker 1: I wish, I hope I got a scepter. That would
Speaker 1: be so cool. Thank you if you request it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta put acepter request your Um, they don't even
Speaker 1: know I'm doing this, but I does anyone know you're
Speaker 1: doing this? Have you posted anything? No, nothing about it,
Speaker 1: because there hasn't been there. You know, to post anything,
Speaker 1: you have to have like a graphic about it, or
Speaker 1: you gotta make a video. I'll post it. I got
Speaker 1: a picture today shooting that. You gotta promo, gotta put
Speaker 1: it out there. UM talked about it on here. My
Speaker 1: least favorite is um cranberry sauce. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: It just reminds me of just jelly. If you want
Speaker 1: to put jelly on your rolls, put those like. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with it. It's always seemed like, UM,
Speaker 1: I think we've actually talked about this. I just UM,
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I'm going to eat something
Speaker 1: so packed with sugar and preservatives and just like bad
Speaker 1: for you on every level. I mean, maybe there's some
Speaker 1: vitamins in it. I'm gonna eat pumpkin pie or like
Speaker 1: whip crap like I'm gonna or even just like hairs
Speaker 1: in a salad or something that's out of a can
Speaker 1: and it's jelly. I'm making whole cranberry. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think about those men on those those cranberry
Speaker 1: juice commercials standing in that field field and all those
Speaker 1: cranberries just farting into slopping around the same way about
Speaker 1: turkeys that or about those men and those cranberries. I
Speaker 1: just don't I've never liked a cranberry. Do we all
Speaker 1: got U T I s that we gotta fix? Why?
Speaker 1: Why is that the only time cranberries are introduced into
Speaker 1: our diet? Why just that time of year? Or you
Speaker 1: have a U T I? No, I have it? I
Speaker 1: have you have a good recipe? No, I just know
Speaker 1: I'm making whole cranberries, and thank you so much for
Speaker 1: you know, doing dinner. We went to Ruby Tuesdays a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and that leads us to my
Speaker 1: favorite Thanksgiving food, the Ruby Tuesday's salad bar. That was
Speaker 1: so d We love Tuesday's salad bar. If you are
Speaker 1: someone that lives near Ruby Tuesdays, do not underestimate the
Speaker 1: salad bar. It is like, I bet it's like ten
Speaker 1: bucks at this point. And then you can do a
Speaker 1: salad bar plus two sides, and I think it rounds
Speaker 1: up and it is a great meal they'd make. They
Speaker 1: I love Ruby Tuesday's Love. We were loving sponsored, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't cooking. For the first time. I go, mom,
Speaker 1: let's just go to Ruby Tuesdays. We know we want it,
Speaker 1: you know you want it. So we drove like nine
Speaker 1: miles to go to a Ruby not close, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't close, and it was during COVID. I think it
Speaker 1: was the first year's final thought. Let's go onto our
Speaker 1: favorite Thanksgiving foods. Okay, we know yours is cornish, game
Speaker 1: use it's churchy for sure. It's really a sea urchin
Speaker 1: on discount got it all this. Have you ever had
Speaker 1: sea urchin? Sea urchin? It's of course I have. Well
Speaker 1: we know you've had squid, but sea urchin. Kay, know
Speaker 1: where are you getting that from? Well, no one's taking
Speaker 1: it up. No one's doing you know, comedy. It was
Speaker 1: the exaggerating the sea way going to albert the video
Speaker 1: Noah's neck is doing things that I really like. Going
Speaker 1: to Albertson's discount, Ben Baby, got some urchin. Gotta eat
Speaker 1: it to listen. I don't toss or urchin world. Your
Speaker 1: dad's playing tention. I'm making my own dinner. Don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about him getting some urchin. Um, he doesn't
Speaker 1: deserve urchin. Oh god, I've never seen your face light
Speaker 1: up with like when I gave you that squid salad
Speaker 1: that one night, and it was so nice to do that.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't like, you know, serving
Speaker 1: squid to and their intellectual animals. But I didn't mind
Speaker 1: it because I knew how honored it was. Like you
Speaker 1: weren't just eating it like whatever. Like I hate when
Speaker 1: people just eat chicken are like I don't want any
Speaker 1: I'm not even hungry, and they just like waste a
Speaker 1: chicken's life. But you are gonna eat every part of
Speaker 1: that squid. Um okay, Oh my god. There was a
Speaker 1: funny joke made this weekend of we were talking about
Speaker 1: kids that get eaten by alligators and someone like you know,
Speaker 1: like where they've just been snatched off that it's so
Speaker 1: sad we weren't like making doesn't really happen at Disney
Speaker 1: World an alligator, Like there was a kid waiting and
Speaker 1: at the Disney World resort, like on one of the
Speaker 1: hotel that three year old boys like ten years ago.
Speaker 1: It was in the last ten years, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: ten years ago. I remember that. It's so tragic. But
Speaker 1: the alligator did use every part of the little boy.
Speaker 1: So he did. He is my joke honored it. Um.
Speaker 1: You know how they always say, like, use every part
Speaker 1: of the animal. So it was just a reverse joke. Um,
Speaker 1: you had to be there. Um, So my favorite Your
Speaker 1: favorite is turkey? No, actually it's dressing. I love dressing
Speaker 1: with gravy on it. I'm a gravy Oh we No,
Speaker 1: dressing is the stovetop stuffing. Now it's dressing. Is you know, stuffing?
Speaker 1: So what what's It's almost like a frosting and icing.
Speaker 1: It's dressing. Dressing in St. Louis or I guess in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: My mom's gets the words from Um they call stuffing dressing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think dressing means they're stuffing. Why don't you
Speaker 1: make stuffing during the year that, like, if that's your
Speaker 1: favorite food? Sometimes do when you make when I make
Speaker 1: when dad's playing tennis late or practicing with his band,
Speaker 1: making stuff and for dinner. I usually have two turkey
Speaker 1: dinners throughout the year, like you do. I love I
Speaker 1: love that. Now do you need the stuffing inside the turkey? Oh?
Speaker 1: Why don't do that? Or do you put it on
Speaker 1: top of it because it's dressing. I put it on
Speaker 1: its head. It's a head dress. No, I cook it separately, Okay,
Speaker 1: I is it bread crumbs? What does it? Bread crumbs
Speaker 1: and an egg and poultry seasoning and a little uh
Speaker 1: chicken sounds like an ambrosious onion and celery and I've
Speaker 1: never liked stuffing. Again, if I'm to eat something that
Speaker 1: feels like not that good for you, I'd want to
Speaker 1: do crescent rolls with some strawberry jam, or I'm gonna carbload.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to choose. I don't understand
Speaker 1: people that just like will eat things. But you love that,
Speaker 1: so that makes sense to me. I love I don't
Speaker 1: love the taste of that stuff, so I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't waste part of my meal on that. Um No,
Speaker 1: what what were you going to do for that? What
Speaker 1: you're looking forward to the most? I don't like? And
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Really? You doing? Oh? I'm going
Speaker 1: to Colorado to see family, obviously wearing wearing Colorado Denver.
Speaker 1: Oh fun? O jealous, that would be so fun. I
Speaker 1: love that you've got a lot going on that day.
Speaker 1: I don't like they can make a plate for me
Speaker 1: that she doesn't have anything going on, so could she
Speaker 1: come now? But I just love Denver so much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had together. We did have the best time alright.
Speaker 1: So no favorite, I gotta admit Thanksgiving the food is
Speaker 1: my least favorite type of food. It's all just so
Speaker 1: heavy and like very sweet. The turkey. I don't like
Speaker 1: the turkey. So there's really nothing that I like. I
Speaker 1: always just either put like mashed potatoes and like salad
Speaker 1: and biscuits. That's likes it for you? Like what are
Speaker 1: you wanting instead of that? Like pizza? I mean, I
Speaker 1: like sweet potato, but when they put the marshmallows over,
Speaker 1: it's just like so over the top sweet. I'm not
Speaker 1: a sweet I don't have a sweet tooth, so the
Speaker 1: food is likely to heavy or sweet for me. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been a sweet tooth? Like even as a kid,
Speaker 1: did you like sugar? I don't know. I said you didn't.
Speaker 1: You weren't like a candy head? No, I was not
Speaker 1: a candy head. Whoa, because I'm more savory, like hot
Speaker 1: potato chips or like funning and stuff like that. You
Speaker 1: love lovery is all over that Thanksgiving me a girl?
Speaker 1: But but it's savory and sweet. There's like the gravy
Speaker 1: ist sweet that there's fruit and everything. That's why she
Speaker 1: doesn't like it. It's sucking her savory yeah right, savory Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I guess, I guess if I had to choose.
Speaker 1: Julia is reminding me that the stuffing is usually how
Speaker 1: I fill up on Thanksgiving, so I'm not hungry, so
Speaker 1: literally stuffing alright, I would like to say that my
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do. And I'm just you know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I always do this with top one bottom, and
Speaker 1: I kind of just like, I don't pick one because
Speaker 1: for me, Thanksgiving it's about making up. I break the rules,
Speaker 1: and I break the rules on things, but I actually
Speaker 1: think I follow the rule, which is you've gotta mash
Speaker 1: it all together. And that's why I love Thanksgiving. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a ghoulash at the end. So
Speaker 1: I like, my mom makes an amazing salad that as
Speaker 1: I don't usually has blue cheese in it, but not
Speaker 1: anymore because of vegan but um, she makes a great salad.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you put in that salad.
Speaker 1: It like very thin, like I love the way you
Speaker 1: do very thin, purple onions in the salad with romaine.
Speaker 1: It's just a really dense, hardy salad. I put a
Speaker 1: huge plate of that. That's half my plate, and the
Speaker 1: other half is um mashed potatoes. But mash cauliflower I
Speaker 1: really like because let me say, I just like to
Speaker 1: eat gigantic amounts of food, so I don't like things
Speaker 1: that are going to fill me up because I want
Speaker 1: to keep eating forever and ever and never stopped. Mash califlower,
Speaker 1: cauliflower and then brussel sprouts, baby, a little bit of
Speaker 1: gravy and like some of the salad dressing maybe mixed in.
Speaker 1: And then the number one thing on any Thanksgiving plate
Speaker 1: that goes good with every single part of the dish
Speaker 1: except maybe the salad, because that's a cold dish, creamed corn.
Speaker 1: Want that creamed corn is the most I that and
Speaker 1: a one sauce for the two things. As a kid,
Speaker 1: that was like this must cost a thousand dollars because
Speaker 1: Dad was always just like, you've too much cream corn.
Speaker 1: Taking all the cream corn. It's just like then I
Speaker 1: grew up and I'm like, I can't. I cannot believe.
Speaker 1: As a child this was ration to me, but Dad
Speaker 1: was always mad at me about the cream corn. He
Speaker 1: loves it. Dad and I have the cream corn is
Speaker 1: so freaking good, and I don't want it. I don't
Speaker 1: want you to make it fresh. I want it canned.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want it packed with sodium. I do easy, easy, breezy. No.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you picking up this like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Someone asked me, I guess that was my uber driver
Speaker 1: yesterday was like, what are you making for you know,
Speaker 1: Thanksgivings from Jordan's? Did you say nothing? I said nothing.
Speaker 1: I've never made in my life for anything. I've been
Speaker 1: so lucky to not have to ever work. Laurence making
Speaker 1: the salage in kale salad. Oh that's interesting. Is she
Speaker 1: gonna missage? It's massage? Well that's really nice. Hopefully I
Speaker 1: will sing the national before we eat for you, guys, antihero,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm bringing to the table literally
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving except my spirit and pay for some of it.
Speaker 1: We're decided about you singing and being at the parade
Speaker 1: and being finding out today that we get to ride
Speaker 1: a trolley behind you. Yeah, it's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1: Not no eye contact with me? Why because I'm the
Speaker 1: Grand Marshal and I'm not like you on the I'm
Speaker 1: just an okay. I don't know how long it is, God,
Speaker 1: I think it's long, really, probably an hour. I mean
Speaker 1: it's tempting to go on that trolley, but then we're
Speaker 1: stuck on the trolley. Yes, I'm going to have presents
Speaker 1: for the kids. I bought a barbie for Poppy. I
Speaker 1: hope she's not listening to the podcast. You know, she's four,
Speaker 1: but she's a huge fan. Um I brought about a
Speaker 1: bar for her. That's a full figured barbie. It's a
Speaker 1: fat It's a fat Barbie. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: love this. She's a fat vet, not a not a
Speaker 1: veteran like that would be a very inclusive barbie if
Speaker 1: it was a fat veteran. But um, I was said
Speaker 1: ds W this weekend and the malling Providence picking up
Speaker 1: some shoes last minute from my outfit, and I saw
Speaker 1: a fat Barbie and I go, this is awesome. I
Speaker 1: wish I had fat Barbie's back. And it's at she's
Speaker 1: not even fat. I'm saying fat without any judgment. By
Speaker 1: the way, I think fat is I people should identify
Speaker 1: as fat and it should mean anything bad. I think
Speaker 1: the idea that you know, I was talking about fat
Speaker 1: means fat means bad, Like you can just be fat
Speaker 1: and that doesn't mean that you're bad, you know, Like
Speaker 1: or if I'm trying to talk about it in my
Speaker 1: act right now, if you say someone said you say
Speaker 1: someone's ugly, people go. Or if you say ugly as
Speaker 1: a harsh word, I will admit that and so is fat.
Speaker 1: But fat. I like the fat acceptance movement has made
Speaker 1: the word fat be like I'm just People are just
Speaker 1: like I'm fat, and that's the word for it. It's
Speaker 1: almost like little person where you go that sounds more
Speaker 1: insulting than the other word. We can't say, but little
Speaker 1: person is just the way they like to be referred to.
Speaker 1: And I like that. Fat people are like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just fat. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean I'm
Speaker 1: a bad person's fat. It's like who cares. But ugly
Speaker 1: is another thing that people can't. You can't call someone
Speaker 1: ugly puts people go. No. It's like, but some people
Speaker 1: are ugly and they and as someone I'm I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm ugly. Some days I feel ugly. If I
Speaker 1: look ugly and I say I'm ugly, people, you're not ugly,
Speaker 1: and it's like, but I should be able to be ugly,
Speaker 1: because I probably I could be ugly some day I
Speaker 1: could fall into maybe someday. But but but but that's
Speaker 1: my problem is when people go, you're not know and
Speaker 1: then it makes me feel like that's something I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be ever and if I was, it would be a
Speaker 1: bad thing, and it shouldn't be. You should be allowed
Speaker 1: to be ugly. You should be allowed to be fat.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be you know, all these things that we eat.
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's something in our society that equates ugly or
Speaker 1: fat with bad and or like you're morally wrong, there's
Speaker 1: something weak about your character, there's something shifty about you.
Speaker 1: Like ugly people get paid less, I mean across the board.
Speaker 1: They've been studies and I wish, well, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not making as much money as I could. No, I
Speaker 1: just think that it should be a thing you should
Speaker 1: be able to say or I should be. Now there's
Speaker 1: this whole movement right now where they're taking the word
Speaker 1: anti aging out of everything, because it's going to be
Speaker 1: crazy to see things that say so today we're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, can you believe they sold things as anti
Speaker 1: aging a thing that's inevitable for all of us. They
Speaker 1: were telling us not to do. And it is bonkers
Speaker 1: that like anti wrinkle, anti aging, and I love that
Speaker 1: that kind of thing is changing. Um and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that more next week. Um uh, enjoy the episode
Speaker 1: coming this coming Wednesday. Thank you guys so much for
Speaker 1: understanding about everything that has changed about the show. I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed the show today. I had so much fun. Mom,
Speaker 1: thank you for being here than we miss you, Andrew,
Speaker 1: good luck to you, and um No, I love you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for all your support two of the past
Speaker 1: week or so, and we will see you next time.
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