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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast Nikky Grazer. Here's Nikky. Hello. Here,

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Speaker 1: I am some Nicki Glazer podcast on Nikki Glazer. How

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Speaker 1: are you today? I am here in St. Louis, Missouri. Um,

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Speaker 1: my mother is here in the chair that was once

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Speaker 1: sat in by Andrew Colin. Noah is in Arizona. Let's

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Speaker 1: ride out of the gate. Let's just get to it.

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Speaker 1: Andrew is no longer on the show, as you saw

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Speaker 1: from his Instagram post. I guess on Thursday. Um, and

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Speaker 1: so it all went down on Wednesday. Um, we found

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Speaker 1: out from him Wednesday morning. Noah and I found out

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Speaker 1: in a text that he was not, um, gonna be

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Speaker 1: doing the show anymore. And it was sudden for sure,

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Speaker 1: But you know, like everything sudden. I don't like when

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Speaker 1: people go like, this is the first time hearing of this,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, well, there's a first for everything, so

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Speaker 1: first time. So when people go we with a sudden,

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Speaker 1: it's like, well, everything's gonna be everything. There's always like

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Speaker 1: a pre conversation that's going on before you get the news.

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Speaker 1: You're not always a part of every conversation. And so, um,

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Speaker 1: this was something that I feel like, Noah, you and

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Speaker 1: I kind of maybe saw it coming, just didn't know

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Speaker 1: what was going to happen so fast. Um, Andrew definitely

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Speaker 1: is you know, coming into his own as an artist

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Speaker 1: and as a comedian and doing more things like in

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Speaker 1: his own name, with his own name, and it's it's

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Speaker 1: hard to make a name for yourself on a show

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Speaker 1: that doesn't have your name on it, and it's he's

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Speaker 1: he kind of we would say, outgrew the show and

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Speaker 1: is onto bigger and I hope literally hope better things

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Speaker 1: for him. And so that was kind of what happened.

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Speaker 1: And there was a lot of things behind the scenes

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Speaker 1: that I'm not going to get into that lead to

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Speaker 1: this decision that you know, are not anything like so

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Speaker 1: juicy or sorted that I'm high from you guys. You know,

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Speaker 1: there's definitely things that um, you know, there's like there's

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Speaker 1: maybe slight drama behind the scenes, but it's nothing that

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Speaker 1: is like he deserves your speculation or your you know,

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Speaker 1: um choosing a side or anything like that. It's an

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Speaker 1: extraordinary really it isn't. And you know, you're like, well,

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Speaker 1: then why don't you tell us it's because well, I

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Speaker 1: can't tell you because there's things that are going on

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Speaker 1: in Andrew's life that I think led to this decision

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Speaker 1: that is up to him to disclose, um, regarding his

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Speaker 1: future and what he wants to do with his life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and um, and so yeah, he's not on the show anymore.

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Speaker 1: And it sucks. I mean, I totally feel your pain

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Speaker 1: everyone who has expressed that. I gotta say, I haven't

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Speaker 1: really gotten into the comments on either. The post that

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Speaker 1: I posted on our Instagram that was just thanking you

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Speaker 1: guys for nice messages, not only about Andrew leaving, but

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Speaker 1: including um, you know, just sympathetic message is not nice,

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Speaker 1: not like go Nikki, no Andrew, nothing like that, just

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Speaker 1: like people being like sorry for this one down or

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Speaker 1: whatever you said. Um, I was just addressing that. And

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Speaker 1: also people, I'm doing the podcast once a week now,

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Speaker 1: so a lot of people wrote and we're like, do

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Speaker 1: what you need to do a girl, like we are

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Speaker 1: there for you. So I was just addressing that. And

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Speaker 1: then there's so many comments um flooded in on both

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Speaker 1: of that, and I know Andrew's post right, and um,

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Speaker 1: I looked at the comments just out of curiosity. A

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Speaker 1: lot of people are wondering if you and Andrew are

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Speaker 1: going to remain friends after this. That's that's been a

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Speaker 1: big question, and I think ye, Well, from my perspective,

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Speaker 1: I feel like we and this happens a lot in

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Speaker 1: professional relationships, the friendship kind of deteriorates, especially since we

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Speaker 1: tour together, we don't live together anymore. I mean this

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Speaker 1: or friendship wasn't as strong as it has been in

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Speaker 1: the past already, and this, you know, I think we're

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Speaker 1: both like equally a little bit like bruised on each side,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't um take away from like the love

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Speaker 1: that we have for each other. So there's no like

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Speaker 1: I am never going to talk to him again, and

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Speaker 1: It's not like we're like psyched to hang out together,

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Speaker 1: natural extension of what was. Nothing's really going to change

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Speaker 1: so much about him. I will miss um, just his

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Speaker 1: silly commentary, his hilarious one liners, the way his brain thinks.

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Speaker 1: I'll miss his I'll miss his laugh so much. Mom,

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Speaker 1: we get a weeeze going on always like Snuffy Smith laugh. Well,

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Speaker 1: you'll still hear it on the Reddit dump. When we

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Speaker 1: People said today that we took that out. We did

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Speaker 1: not take that. Um. We took him out of the

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Speaker 1: So that's the only reason it wasn't because we're like,

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Speaker 1: to do the thing that happens on Howard Stern sometimes

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Speaker 1: when people leave, where he just never speaks of them again,

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Speaker 1: like they don't exist, and they never did exist. Andrew

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Speaker 1: is still a part of our world. Andrew and I

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Speaker 1: made so many inside jokes on the show. I am

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Speaker 1: mourning the loss of my co host as much as

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Speaker 1: you're mourning the loss of the co host of your

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Speaker 1: you know, hopefully favorite podcast. I totally understand if you're

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Speaker 1: feeling frustrated, let down, um not into the show as much,

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Speaker 1: like kind of like I don't want to listen anymore,

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Speaker 1: and like all those feelings that come up whenever something

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Speaker 1: changes about a show you love, like I as a

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Speaker 1: And I definitely acknowledge everyone saying how disappointed they are

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Speaker 1: mean to treat this like your mommy and daddy aren't

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Speaker 1: living in the same house anymore. But you'll still have

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Speaker 1: two Christmas is. The thing is, you will get to Christmas,

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Speaker 1: you can. We still have podcasts. One more really funny

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Speaker 1: episode coming up with Andrew on Wednesday. It is true.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that's addresses everything. We will we

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Speaker 1: I promise you. Um. The show was already going to

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Speaker 1: change a lot, I think, UM in the new year.

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Speaker 1: know that he's not Andrew. I'm not replacing there's no

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Speaker 1: like news journalism show or it's like, you know, it's

426
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Speaker 1: just really like crazy titles. Anyway, um uh in it.

427
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Speaker 1: When I go get my voice checked on he was

428
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Speaker 1: there filming the first time I sing, or the first

429
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Speaker 1: time I talk. So I talk and then my doctors

430
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Speaker 1: like sing something which I did not. He does that

431
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Speaker 1: to like Adele. You know, my doctors operated on Adele.

432
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Speaker 1: So it's interesting to go Adele sings something, but I'm

433
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Speaker 1: not a singer. But he he knows that my passion

434
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Speaker 1: is singing. But I'm embarrassed to sing in front of

435
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Speaker 1: him because he's used to like Adele, Julie Andrews, like

436
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Speaker 1: John Mayer on and on so many other clients that

437
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Speaker 1: I can't even tell you that he had because there's

438
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Speaker 1: an n d A and I'm not supposed to say

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Speaker 1: hippo or whatever. He's hippo's um and so you should

440
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Speaker 1: hear them sing. They're great. Hippos are so cute. I'm

441
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Speaker 1: obsessed with them. And they're so fast. Do you know

442
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Speaker 1: that they're so fast? The most dangerous animal in the world.

443
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Speaker 1: I might believe that. Yeah, I might believe it. There's

444
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Speaker 1: nothing to might believe. I can either want to or not.

445
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 1: And if I want to, then I'll say I might. Um, yeah,

446
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 1: hippos are really dangerous. Yeah, I know they could. They're powerful.

447
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 1: Yeah know, they're fast as fun though, like they look

448
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: really tubby and short. Yeah, they but they on the

449
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Speaker 1: bottom of if you google this video where there is

450
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Speaker 1: a hippo chasing a boat and it there's they can

451
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Speaker 1: get up to, like I think, I mean I'm exaggerating,

452
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Speaker 1: but I think like in the in the water until

453
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Speaker 1: they're really people in Africa? Ye into the internet. Yeah

454
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Speaker 1: a year, will you see how fast they can brought

455
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Speaker 1: on land and on water? No, as I continue, so,

456
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Speaker 1: thank you so much for looking up. Um. We just

457
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Speaker 1: need to know, people need to know we have a

458
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Speaker 1: lot of listeners in Africa, not that there's hippos like everywhere. Ever,

459
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Speaker 1: I think I've seen that before. That's so cool. There's

460
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Speaker 1: the water, Yeah, in the water one line. Okay, so

461
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Speaker 1: that's pretty fucking fast. You know how fast do you

462
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Speaker 1: think humans can run? Yeah? I would say, like, that's

463
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Speaker 1: probably as much as I would get up to if

464
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Speaker 1: I was being chased, if like, if I was running

465
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Speaker 1: from a hippo. So I'm dead, So you're dead. I'm

466
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Speaker 1: dead within seconds. In seconds and black bears. Don't even

467
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Speaker 1: get me started on black bears. That's the scariest one.

468
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Speaker 1: Bear bears are terrifying. Um, always carry bear spray. I

469
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: don't care where you are. I think that's a great idea. Um,

470
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Speaker 1: I got you some for Christmas? Did you go to

471
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Speaker 1: you should get I would have anything that would protect

472
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Speaker 1: me from listeners of the world. Chris got me two

473
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Speaker 1: things of mace. It's time I go. How much do

474
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Speaker 1: you think I'm going to use? Well, he's just it's

475
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Speaker 1: just one for each part of my time. He bought. Yeah,

476
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Speaker 1: he always buys me mace c ds of the wrapper

477
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Speaker 1: and that's uh. Chattist say good bad chill, that's pretty good.

478
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Speaker 1: Bad you're trying to get to one. You could at

479
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Speaker 1: chattist say hello, but a chill. Yeah, you actually do

480
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Speaker 1: try to say hello in your show COVID. I've never

481
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Speaker 1: had COVID. I here, I've never had it. No, I

482
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Speaker 1: haven't even you think you're a little special. I think

483
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Speaker 1: you're immune. I think I do. Yeah. I was around

484
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: a lot of people this weekend. Well, great news, Okay,

485
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Speaker 1: I'm sure I don't have it. I am welcome back

486
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Speaker 1: to our special COVID episode where even no one's going

487
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Speaker 1: to get it through zoom because my mom's gone. I'm

488
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Speaker 1: not going to get a teaming with it. Um so

489
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Speaker 1: Hippo's can run thirty. Oh so, anyway, when the first

490
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Speaker 1: time I sang on that show, when he was like

491
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Speaker 1: you can sing now, and so I was just like

492
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Speaker 1: kind of frazzled, and I go, oh, say can you see?

493
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Speaker 1: And Anya and Matt you know on you Matt my

494
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Speaker 1: tour manager. They laughed so hard when they watched that

495
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Speaker 1: because they were like, why would she sing that? But

496
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Speaker 1: they didn't know the context that before that I would

497
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: been telling him I'm gonna sing the national anthem. I

498
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: got asked to sing the national anthem and so there's

499
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Speaker 1: context that but that's that's why so many things on

500
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 1: TV like taken out of context. I look insane, just

501
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Speaker 1: like the first thing I used to say, and I

502
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Speaker 1: put my hand in my heart, I'm like, oh sake,

503
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Speaker 1: can you see? Like that's so insane? Um, But I've

504
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Speaker 1: been practicing. So when I went into my vocal lesson

505
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Speaker 1: for oh say, can you see the national anthem? I

506
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Speaker 1: think it's called yeah, yeah, oh see can you see? Um?

507
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Speaker 1: It's I it I only we only practice that first

508
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Speaker 1: part because it's so hard, like this is what you

509
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Speaker 1: do with like voice lessons. So I was going like,

510
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Speaker 1: oh say, can you see? Like just that's like she

511
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: was like, just sing it, like just get through talking

512
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Speaker 1: or just like get through it, oh, just to make

513
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Speaker 1: sure you can hit all the notes. And then you

514
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Speaker 1: go in and you're like, oh see, can you put

515
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: the feeling? It's like you go whoa see can you see?

516
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Speaker 1: And then it's like every single you don't realize in singing,

517
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Speaker 1: every single word has like a push a poll. And

518
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Speaker 1: she's also like every single song you sing, do it

519
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,239
Speaker 1: like you want to fuck someone? Try to make it

520
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: sound like every song, make it sound like you want

521
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Speaker 1: to suck someone even like the wheels on the bus

522
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Speaker 1: around and round. I don't think I'm just kidding. Don't

523
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Speaker 1: do that with kids, but oh my god, but I

524
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Speaker 1: know everybody bitsy spud went up, water spoke like everything's

525
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: if you made some things sexual, they sound better. Everyone

526
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: tries to make that their own. I know Chris already

527
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Speaker 1: told me. He goes, what are you doing to it?

528
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Speaker 1: And I go, don't worry, I'm not doing any I'm

529
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Speaker 1: doing a couple of things because no, I'm not gonna

530
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: fuck you said that. That's what you're singing teachers like,

531
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: here's the thing. It's like. So I'm gonna go, like,

532
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 1: oh say, can you see by the dawn's early light?

533
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 1: What's so? Probably we hail at the twilight's last gleaming.

534
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get through that without any flourish. Who's

535
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: breast rides and bright stars through the barrel? This fight

536
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: are the rambots? We watched am I go, we watch?

537
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: Why are you doing that? Because it's nothing. It makes

538
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: it a little interesting we watch or so girl inly streaming,

539
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm not doing any of that. I'm just doing a

540
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: little bit of stuff very subtly. Because you don't. It's

541
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: boring to just listen to it flat. You gotta do,

542
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: you gotta bring something to Everyone's just crossing their fingers

543
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: when they hear that song that are they going to

544
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Speaker 1: make it through? Have you ever not heard someone make

545
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: it through? Roseanne did it on purpose? He did that

546
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: on purpose. Oh yeah, I've heard people not released Reese only.

547
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: I went to an event and um, they brought out

548
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 1: this country artist, right, and you think, like country he

549
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: would know the national anthem. He started it and then

550
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Speaker 1: he stopped and he said, guys, I'm really nervous. I'm

551
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: going to restart, which to that I was like, okay,

552
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: that's cool. Fact, yeah, good. He wants to do it right,

553
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 1: so he restarts it, but he forgets the lyrics midway.

554
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: He looks at his hat. It looks like he was

555
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: reading out of his hat, and he still got it wrong.

556
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: It was so like bad. It was not consting because

557
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: did you go to a rodeo? What were you at?

558
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: Where I was at an m M A event? Ma mama?

559
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Um. I love the national anthem. I

560
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: love when people sing it. It just is a little

561
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: moment to be patriotic and awesome. But I will say that.

562
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: My voice teacher said, have the lyrics in front of you,

563
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: because as much as you think you will like because

564
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: when you're calm and I'm just singing it in front

565
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: of her, or singing it right here, it's fine. But

566
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: you don't know what nerves do to your systems sometimes,

567
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: and they really are more weird. Yeah, but I'm in

568
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: front of you. Yeah, you're not gonna No one's gonna

569
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: even Moose brought stripes and bright stars through the perilous

570
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: fight or oh like over but over, or the ramparts

571
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: we watched were so gallantly streaming, and the rockets red glare,

572
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 1: the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night

573
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: that our flag was still there. O say, does that

574
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: star spangled banner yet wave for the Land of the Free?

575
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: Is it for or the land? Or the Land of

576
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: the Free and the home of the brave? Going back

577
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: to making it your around, though, I have a question.

578
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: Do you like it when UM artists cover other artists

579
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: and they make it a little bit their own or

580
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: do you like its sounding exactly like the original? Great question? UM,

581
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,239
Speaker 1: I like exactly what I just said. I want I

582
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: want the cover, So if I'm seeing someone in concert,

583
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: I want to and I know the song, Like say

584
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: they're just covering a Taylor Swift song. I want to

585
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: know that I could sing with them and like sing

586
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: it and know it because I like to not to

587
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: sing along, but at least mouth along with it. And

588
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't want them to do anything with it that

589
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: is really abandoning it. But I also believe that they

590
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: should do something a little bit of their own. So

591
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: for instance, this weekend, I got it was so much

592
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: fun on the road this weekend. I am I don't

593
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: know what's happened. Like, first of all, thank you so

594
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: much to everyone who comes out. So many fucking besties

595
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: come out. None of you gave me sh about the

596
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: Andrew thing. None of you gave me about taking it

597
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: down to one week. All of you were just excited

598
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: to see me. You gave me presents. Mom one girl

599
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: gave me her gloves. I was like, I love your

600
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: gloves and she was like, do you want them? And

601
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, they're these vintage I don't want

602
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: to say vintage, but they're like early patagon yet but

603
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: they're like they don't work on cell phones, so they're

604
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: like definitely pre two not they fit me their mittens

605
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: that go over, but then the fingers are cut off.

606
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: That was in Burlington's. Thank you so much to that

607
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: girl who mean the fucking gloves off her hands. I

608
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: love them so much. Then another bestie gave me a

609
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: She was a total hilarious person she had. She didn't

610
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: want picture with me, she just wanted them to film

611
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: her interaction. So she gave me a a bestie bracelet, UM,

612
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: and she got one for herself, so we had friendship bracelets.

613
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: It's in the other room. I haven't put it on

614
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: yet only because I just it hasn't been in front

615
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: of my face. So the second it is in front

616
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: of my face again, and I have an unpacked yet,

617
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,479
Speaker 1: so don't be hurt if I don't do that. Um.

618
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: And then the two other girls and that was so nice.

619
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: And then two other girls brought me a framed picture

620
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: of themselves that was signed, and they were like, we

621
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: thought you'd want a framed picture of butts, and I

622
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: was like, I love this frame, like I'm definitely gonna

623
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: take you guys out of this and put in a

624
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: picture of pot and they laughed at that. But everyone

625
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: was so nice, and we took pictures and people had

626
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: you know, best emerge and um, it was just so

627
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: good to see you guys after like kind of a

628
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: hard week of like what like does everyone hate me?

629
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: What's the podcast going to be? It was just nice

630
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: to see faces and have no one up and be

631
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: like kind of like like there's no tinge of like

632
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: we know something's wrong or like something's going. It was

633
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: just like nothing but positivity. But what was really fun

634
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: was that Anya's boyfriend's Anya's fiance, Matt, my tour manager,

635
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: his band The Natural Lines open for me and in

636
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: both Burlington and um Providence, Rhode Island, and they were

637
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: so good and it was so fun because it was

638
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: like I got to go see one of my favorite

639
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: bands performed five songs of theirs that I know by

640
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: heart I love so much, and they sounded awesome. I mean,

641
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: there's five people in a band. It was a big

642
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: band that you do that you invite them to come,

643
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: and they asked and I was like, that's actually Matt

644
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: thought of the idea, and I was like, that's a

645
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: great idea. And then at the end that Matt's like,

646
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: and you know, thank you to Nikki. We're going to

647
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: play one of her favorite Taylor Swift songs and we

648
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: might need a little help, and so everyone he started

649
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: play singing anti hero and then I come out and

650
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: I sang the whole song and then the crowd sings

651
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: it because every one knows it nice. Hi, I'm the problem.

652
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: But um, even with that song, like trying to find

653
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: something about it that I can make my own is hard.

654
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, because it's it's not that fun to

655
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: sing that song like in terms of technique for me,

656
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: because it's just like, it's me, Hi, I'm the problem.

657
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: It's me, And that's just like there's no like extended

658
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: notes where you can play with anything. So given with that,

659
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: I was trying to go like, it's me, Hi, I'm

660
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: the problem. It's me, like trying to like change it

661
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: a little, yeah, just to give it something that I

662
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: can play with, because it's just it doesn't suit my

663
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: voice as well. But um, after all saying all that,

664
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: my favorite thing, one of my favorite covers of the

665
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift song is Um, Sarah barrellis who is you know,

666
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: gigantic talent in her own right. She did that song

667
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: I want to see You Be Brave. I'm done you

668
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: like that I don't know a love song, because she asked, Yeah,

669
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: she's awesome. She did a cover of Taylor Swift's Clean

670
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,959
Speaker 1: and it's awesome and it's on YouTube and it's one

671
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: of my favorites. To check that out. Um well, that's

672
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: really nice that you surround yourself with the people that

673
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: you love. Anyway, it was so much fucking fun. I

674
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: cannot tell you like I love hangs. That is what

675
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: I miss more than anything. That's what I miss about

676
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: going to the seller. It's what I miss about living

677
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: in New York. It's what I miss about being when

678
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: you get to be thirty eight, all of our young

679
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: besties out there and you get your hanging out with

680
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: your friends every night and going to bars, and that

681
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: ship goes away. People get married, people have kids, people

682
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: get lives, people get jobs. It's just that that just

683
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: sitting around and talking goes away. And so after the shows,

684
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm used to like, Andrew's already tired, he's going to bed.

685
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: Anya and Matt have been working all night. They're going

686
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: to bed, and everyone kind and I'm still like adrenaline up.

687
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: And I know besties are like, come hang with us.

688
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: You don't know. I don't know you, so I can't

689
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: really like commit to those you know, And so I'm

690
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: just so used to like afterwards, just sitting in at

691
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: the venue, I eat my food and like everyone hangs

692
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: out and kind of playcates like me just having a

693
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: little bit more energy and we kind of talk a

694
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: little bit. But then we go back to the hotel

695
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: and we're done. No one drinks either, So drinking is

696
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: something that keeps people up. That's another thing in your thirties.

697
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: People keeps get sober and no one hangs alcohol is

698
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: a big part of hanging out. And um, so we go.

699
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: So the other night, we leave the venue in Burlington

700
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: and we go back to our hotel and I walk

701
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: in the lobby thinking like this sucks, like I just

702
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: have to go much energy. I don't know we're going

703
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: to do with it all. I'm going to be up

704
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: all night. I can only like masturbate once. No offense.

705
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: Mom Um. I don't know why I said no offense,

706
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: but I guess, yeah, I hope no offense was taken.

707
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: Just you're so offended masturbate that would be so funny,

708
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 1: Like I guess you could be offended, but I almost

709
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,399
Speaker 1: said it like you would have taken like umbradge like

710
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: NICKI like you were my boyfriend or something that. Yeah.

711
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 1: So um and Annie was staying with me too, because

712
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: Matt had the band. He was staying in a room

713
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: with all them. And then he was like, I'm gonna

714
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: sleep in bed with you, and which was awesome because

715
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: I was like, oh good, awesoone talk to But we

716
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: watched back in and the band was all like in

717
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: the bar area of this hotel hanging out and I

718
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: was like, hi, guys, and I was just like yes,

719
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: And so we sat down and I didn't really know them.

720
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: I got to sound check. No, they drink, but they

721
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: weren't like they're not heavy drinkers. They're they're in a band,

722
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: so they're used to like staying out late afterwards and

723
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: like hanging out, which comedians like don't do that. We're

724
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: all just like we go to our separate hotel rooms.

725
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: We jerk off, we go to sleep, and we fall

726
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: asleep watching TikTok or whatever. Like we're just boring. We

727
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 1: take a ship. We just like we're not hanging out,

728
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: and I miss we I used to at the Cellar

729
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: because it was a bar. People are hanging out, but

730
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: there's no place on the road for us to do

731
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: that anymore because we don't drink. And so we got

732
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: back and I was just like and Anya was like,

733
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm gonna go to bed, and I was like, okay,

734
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: but I'm going to stay down here, like I'm so

735
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 1: excited and so and this band was so cool. Shout

736
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: out to Dan the drummers, Shout out to John the guitarist.

737
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: Shout out to Chris the guitars. Shout out to Um Heidi. Sorry,

738
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: she always says her name is Hillary, but I kept

739
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: being like, I keep thinking her name is something else.

740
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: She was like, they gets Hidi, and I was like,

741
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: now I do so Hillary Um on the keys and

742
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: backup vocals. They are We're all so freaking nice. And

743
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: it was just like traveling with a band. Need to

744
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: be in a band, So I have some big ideas

745
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: for myself because I need to be in a band.

746
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 1: It's too much fun. It was like everyone and they're

747
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: all just in their late thirties. I think Heidi Hillary

748
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: slash Hillary Heidi is in her like early thirties, but

749
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: they've all they're just extraordinary musicians. They're all so cool there.

750
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: They didn't think they were better than me because I'm

751
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: not a musician. They included me like I felt like

752
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: I was in a band, Like I felt like musical

753
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: and cool and like we're just talking about life stuff

754
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: and they're all artists. So I don't know, and it's

755
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: been a long time since I sat around with people

756
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: and been like, so, what's like the most pain you've

757
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: ever been in your life? Or like does there every

758
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: time you thought you were gonna die? Or like just

759
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: talking about like really interesting things are like you know,

760
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: what's the most in love you've ever been in? And

761
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,959
Speaker 1: how bad did that go wrong? Like we're just getting

762
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 1: into like cool stories and sharing stories. It was awesome

763
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 1: and I loved it so freaking much. It's such a down.

764
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I was with you in Santa Barbara when

765
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: Anya hit her and that was really fun. We went

766
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: out to eat afterwards it and I thought that was

767
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: the best hang. Yeah, so I felt like I understand

768
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: what it's like. You went Onya because you weren't doing it,

769
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: but I mean you weren't performing. Yeah, you finally had

770
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 1: a night off. God love you. But Anya, I would

771
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: thought it's best to be fun for Onya, just like

772
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: the night's not done, you know, yeah, Well that was

773
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: the best we went out to. That was like the

774
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 1: best night of my life this year. I think was

775
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: like watching on your perform, getting to sing one song

776
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: with her, not really having to do anything myself. I

777
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: wasn't there as a comedian. I was just there's like

778
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: a friend supporting and then going out to dinner with

779
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: us three and like talking about boys in life and

780
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: it's different. I realized that hanging out with you without

781
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: dad is different from me than with dad. It's like

782
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 1: a different dynamic for me. And I'm like, mom needs

783
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: to go on girls trips, more girls trips. I'm in.

784
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: I know you would be pretty great on a girl's trip.

785
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: I think I kind of hate if any of you

786
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: brought your mom's because I don't know them. You know. No,

787
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: It's like I'd hate if you brought my mom to

788
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: her mom on the next girl's trip. Well, there is

789
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,439
Speaker 1: one coming up. You can't go to it, unfortunately, because

790
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: it's already fully booked and we can't fit any more

791
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: people in the and know what, you're still pending, so

792
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: there is a spot still for you on the I'm

793
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: just I had a feeling. I didn't want to press it,

794
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: but um, there is one coming up work side about

795
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: But it's just so nice to have a mother that

796
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: UM can hangs. Yeah, I really appreciate you. I had.

797
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: I came home from that trip going I loved that trip.

798
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: It was the best. And we got to hang out

799
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: with Chris, you know a little bit, and I got

800
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: to hang out with oh my mom and Tiffany had

801
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: it and then Kevin Well today I went on this

802
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: km OV show and I was promoting the parade. So

803
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: it was Ken Earhart, who you know, he's like a

804
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: weatherman also news guy, and then this other girl. We

805
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: were doing this like live kind of broadcast, like after,

806
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: how come you don't tell us about that? I was live.

807
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know was live. They thought they said it

808
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: was just like online. It was online only nightmare for

809
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: you to find there's like three people watching. And so

810
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: we were interviewing on it, and the girl right before

811
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: it was like, is it glass Er Glasser? And I

812
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: was like, it's Glazer and I never care if people

813
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: don't know, I just don't care. And she was like

814
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: and I could tell she was maybe a little bit embarrassed,

815
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: and I should just tell people so they don't have

816
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: to ask, because it is an admission that I don't

817
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: know who you are kind of thing and when you're

818
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: interviewing you know, So to make her feel better, I go,

819
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: I actually did a show with Kevin Hart last week,

820
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: and everyone was like, he knows who you are. He's

821
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: so excited to have you on the show. And then

822
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: he was like, is it Nikki glasher, and so I go,

823
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: even Kevin Hart, but then they both go. Then ken

824
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: Earhart is like, oh, you want to pick up that

825
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: name you just dropped, and I was like, oh, I

826
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 1: wasn't brag. I was trying to make her feel better

827
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: that she's like, you know, like, but um but it

828
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 1: was really fun. We did that show and then afterwards

829
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: we did these like promos for the thing where, um,

830
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: I hope I find it so I can post it

831
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: on our socials. If you guys see it on TV

832
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: because you're you watched, it's a promo that's airing this

833
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 1: week on Channel four. If anyone in St. Louis areas

834
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: sees it, please film your TV and send it to me.

835
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: But it's um me going like I'm about to shoot

836
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: a promo and I'm looking like, looking at the script,

837
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: it looks like kind of behind the scenes, and I'm like, okay,

838
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: so I'm Nikki Glazer this Thanksgiving. I will be the

839
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: Grand Marshal Thanksgiving. Okay, cool, I got it. And then

840
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: Kent walks in and goes, what's going on and I'm like, oh,

841
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: I'm the Grand Marshall of the parade. I'm shooting the

842
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: promo and he goes, I always shoot the promos, and

843
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: I go, okay, we want to do it together. He's like,

844
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: I guess, and so then we do the promo together.

845
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: Were like and it goes from us being like kind

846
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: of not friends to be like this Thanksgiving and there's

847
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: like snow coming down and we're like in these like

848
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: scarves and hats and were like the Thanksgiving Day parade.

849
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: And then his co host Laura comes off the side

850
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: of the stage and she goes, what are you guys doing?

851
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: And I just go Laura, And that wasn't a part

852
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: of the script, but I just kept doing it because

853
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: it's so funny. It was like it's delayed. It was

854
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: like a soap opera, you know, where we got caught

855
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: cheating and I'm like, oh, it was like almost one

856
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: of those like, um, TeleNova, I can't wait to tell um, yeah,

857
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: it was really fun and then um yeah, and then

858
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: so Thanksgiving it is coming up. Um. We wanted to

859
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: do top one bottom one today and we're gonna make

860
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: it a very simple subject. It's Monday, so um, we're

861
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: gonna do that when we get back. But it's gonna

862
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: be Thanksgiving Day themed. I hope you got ready to

863
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: talk about Thanksgiving? Sure are you? Well? I went to

864
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: the store and bought a bunch of stuff. But you know,

865
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it. We'll talk about we'll talk about

866
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: it right after this. Welcome back to the show. My

867
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: mom just said she just coughed and goes, I never

868
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: get a cough and it's like, well this is COVID, mom, No,

869
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: welcome to the club. You got it? Do you have?

870
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: I think people don't lose sense of taste or smell anymore.

871
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't think that's one of the symptoms. But you

872
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: got the booster right, all right, Well maybe you'll be.

873
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,959
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about you, um, but you're going to be. Okay.

874
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: It's Thanksgiving is upon us, and UM, I hope to

875
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: everyone out there that you have someone to spend it with.

876
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 1: And if you don't, maybe I'll go live on Instagram

877
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: on our socials and um, you can spend it with us.

878
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: I think that might be fun. I hate to think

879
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: that anyone is alone on Thanksgiving. I do think that

880
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: Instagram lives. At least when I watched some of people,

881
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm hanging out with someone. So and

882
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: even when I go live on my own, I feel

883
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: like everyone there. I go on them when I'm alone. So, UM,

884
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: look for that that night. Um, I'm very excited. I

885
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 1: get to spend Thanksgiving Eve with Chris and his family

886
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: and you're gonna come to We're gonna go play racket ball?

887
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: Is that it? I don't even know what it is,

888
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: but I'm ready to go. Yes. So it's like outdoor tennis,

889
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: but it's like it's somewhere between pickleball and tennis. I

890
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: don't understand. We're going to a country club. It's going

891
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: to be very what to expect a year for so long?

892
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: You don't need to google. It's very simple. It's like

893
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: pin poll. It's like it's it's easy. Um, there's you

894
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: don't need? Is there a table? What do you mean?

895
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: It's No, it's like it's a court. It's a tiny court.

896
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: People on the other side. There's people on the other

897
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: side judging. It's going to be judge. We're gonna put

898
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: our moms against each other. See who's the letter? Okate? Um?

899
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 1: Do you they call her Kate like all the convoys

900
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: call her Kate? Do you? How would you feel about

901
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: me calling you Julie instead of Mom? I don't know.

902
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 1: I don't think I could do it. I never called

903
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 1: my mom Marge. You never, Yeah, you said mom, Mom.

904
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get Chris to call me babe. I

905
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: really want I would like Chris not to call me

906
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: Mrs Glazer. How helping him to call me Mrs Glazer

907
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: feel free? But even missing Adam Mrs to it. If

908
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: he calls me Mrs Glazer on Wednesday, I'm going to

909
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: have to he does do that. Yeah, he's got to

910
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: call you Julie. Yeah, as he doesn't call you Mrs

911
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: Glaze in front of me, I'm kidding some jewels, he

912
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: tells me Glaze. I'm tired of it. I want to

913
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: be Miss Glazer or Babe. I'm trying to get him

914
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: to babe me up, Babe. I love babe, but you

915
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: have to force him to call me a babe. I

916
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't care. That's what I would

917
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: say in my relationship. If there's something I want, if

918
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: I go babe, touch me more like I want more

919
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: things and he does it, I don't care. I'm not like, Oh,

920
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: he's only doing it because I told him. It's like good,

921
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: he's doing what I need him to do. I like that.

922
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't punish him for doing things that

923
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: I tell him to do. I'll just go thanks for

924
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: following the rules, repeat after me. Um, So Thanksgiving's gonna

925
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 1: be fun. But when we're gonna have we're gonna eat

926
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: dinner at you're having? Are the kids coming? Of course?

927
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: So me and Lauren the kids, and then Forest, Poppy

928
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: and Arlow and then Dad and mom. Um, it's been

929
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: a while since we've I guess we did it last year.

930
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: Did we remember Andrew eating so much? I had to

931
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: go to a show. Andrew was there, and he ate

932
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: so much that he looked pregnant, and Lauren was pregnant.

933
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: Was so hungry, Lauren was pregnant, and he started eating

934
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: before he couldn't. He got his plate and went into

935
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: the dining room and started eating before and he was

936
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: like two plates full of food and then he got sick. Yeah,

937
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: he got sick, but he started eating before We all

938
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: sat down like not that we're a family who like potato.

939
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: I agree. I was just I thought it was hilarious.

940
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: You know, we did it. We did it, but he

941
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: had like one plate. We are were But I remember

942
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: I have a picture of him bouncing, like touching stomachs

943
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: with Lauren. Lauren was she gave birth the next day. Yeah,

944
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: she went and labored and they looked equally as pregnant.

945
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite pictures ever. Um, that

946
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: was a great Thanksgiving This year. I don't have to

947
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: shoot a special in one day after Thanksgiving, so I

948
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: feel so much more relief. Um, but let's talk about

949
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving food. The topic today for top one, bottom one

950
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: is Thanksgiving food. Thanksgiving foods. So I mean, you know,

951
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: this is a subject that's probably you know, everyone has

952
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: a quick opinion on. But let's go through. Let's your

953
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: least favorite Thanksgiving food? We always start with the bottom. Well,

954
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: I mean I make Thanksgiving, so I don't make anything

955
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: I don't like, So that's okay. Well, let's say you're

956
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: going to someone else's like a tried and true things,

957
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: a thing you will not have on your Thanksgiving. We're

958
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: not talking about your Thanksgiving food like typical Thanksgiving foods

959
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: that you're like you that is overrated. Get that out

960
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: of here. One thing is people make ambrosion salads. Do

961
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: you know what those are? Is that they're like, yes,

962
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: and I loved them, did you? Yeah? I really like them,

963
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: but not that it's marshmallow and fruit and it's just um,

964
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: it's gross. And the other thing I would is a

965
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: jello in it? Is it like folded? It's kind of liked,

966
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 1: it might have some kind of gelatine in it. Disgust.

967
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: I've never made it, but I was like, I do

968
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: not like that. I don't think like does that sweet

969
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 1: potato kind of I don't think so sweet potatoes google

970
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: and brosia salad they do have marshmallows on them choes sometimes. Okay, yes,

971
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: I do know that. Um. Okay, so ambrosia salad which

972
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: no one's gross. Oh man, I'm looking at it. It's

973
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 1: disgusted in it. Okay. Ambrosia salad with cool whip, Okay,

974
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: this the recipe is okay. One big sugar bomb. Oh God,

975
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 1: why don't they just have this easily accessible? And it's

976
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,439
Speaker 1: not even a dessert. You know, I'm not someone who

977
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: looks up recipes because I don't cook anything, but why

978
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: is it such a cluster fuck to find a fucking

979
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: just to find the ingredients before you have to read

980
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: a whole story from you know, they've changed everything. I've

981
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: always looked up recipes for years now. Right underneath it,

982
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: it says, jump to recipe. Oh it does, yes, so

983
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta grab it before you go down.

984
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: One can of mandarin orange. One can of pineapple tidbits.

985
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: I don't like that word. I think my mom used

986
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: to make. It just sounds like people are like, hey,

987
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: here's a pineapple, here's a healthy meal. Sometimes like it

988
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: just sounds like they think it's a gloom or about pineapples.

989
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: Tidbits um. One cup of miniature marshmallows. One cup of

990
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: shredded coconut. I do love the texture of coconut. Some

991
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: people are antitest of coconut and one cup of sour cream.

992
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: How on earth that seems like something you would make

993
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: when you are locked in your house, Because there is

994
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: some kind of nuclear or outside. And it's the least.

995
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: I mean, this is truly whoever think to put all

996
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: those together? There? If that tastes good, that's brilliant. On

997
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: who's high? It's like people like it's it's very sweet.

998
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 1: I am locked inside during an apocalypse. You know what else? Uh?

999
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: People go, I make the best green being cancero? Well,

1000
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: is yours any different than everybody else's? It's the same recipe.

1001
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 1: Well why is that difference than saying you're you make

1002
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 1: the best anything? I mean, like, aren't all recipes kind

1003
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: of I mean a turkey you have to really, yes,

1004
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: you have based it you there's all specialist stuff it

1005
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: in a salad. You know, different things are in a salad. Salad.

1006
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: I feel like those are the easiest things to Makeever,

1007
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: there's no cooking involved unless you're gonna make. You still

1008
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: gotta make your dress and the dressing. I guess you

1009
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: take some finesse. Yeah, but a green beaman castle you

1010
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: think that's the thing. Stop bragging about that. Quit bragging

1011
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: about shirt cream being. I want to hear more of

1012
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: your pet peeves of people with their dinners and um uh,

1013
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: let me see what else? Uh No, but that green

1014
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: being canceroled. I just heard this last night. Somebody said

1015
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: I make the best green It's like, oh, you put

1016
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: fried onion rings in it? Oh? Really? That? Can you know?

1017
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: They're all together at the grocery store. You can get

1018
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 1: it's canned right, green grassroots based on a canny canned

1019
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: green beans with canned cream and mushroom soup. Right. But

1020
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: there's nothing Yeah, there's nothing of all about it. Okay,

1021
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: so abrosial salad. It sounds equally discussing to all of us.

1022
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: Know what is your least favorite? By the way, your

1023
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: top is so freaking so that's my favorite Thanksgiving? That's

1024
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: my favorite? Where that? Um, this is like old h

1025
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: and m oh man, that's good. I know that's really cute.

1026
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: It's shoulder, there's flowers on it. It's it's a good

1027
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: luck and she's got this. You got your roots coming

1028
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: in pretty heavily. Fucking Look girl, I love it. You

1029
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: make me want to grow out my roots. Um all right, now,

1030
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: what's your least favorite Thanksgiving food? You're gonna not think

1031
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: so highly of me after I say this, but my

1032
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: least favorite food is the turkey? Fucking hate turkey? How

1033
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: do you hate turkey? So one is I don't like

1034
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: the bird turkey. It's my second least favorite bird. Oh yeah, wait, no,

1035
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 1: I hates birds, No, no, I hate hate turkeys, pigeons,

1036
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: and turkey. I was going to say pigeons because they

1037
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 1: are obnoxious, you know why, because turkey they're not afraid

1038
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: of I don't like birds that are not afraid of you,

1039
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: with the exception of like felt like of falcons and

1040
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 1: stuff like that. But prey. Yeah, I just I've been

1041
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: chased by turkeys and think that's why I'm too scared

1042
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: to eat them. I don't want to. They taste yeah,

1043
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: I like that. The fear that they put in you

1044
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: makes you not want to eat them, though you would

1045
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: think you would like, oh, I can't wait to eat

1046
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: that fucking stupid turkey that's been chasing me, you know right.

1047
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: And here's the things they do taste delicious. I'm a

1048
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: vegan and these are delicious. I don't think they taste delicious.

1049
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: But if I if I eat an animal, you know,

1050
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: I I was like, like a vegetarian, and then I

1051
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: I started introducing protein back into my diet from animals,

1052
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: so I just like appreciate it, and I like, I

1053
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: say grace to the animal almost before I eat it.

1054
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: But I can't. I just I don't like turkeys so

1055
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: much that I just can't even Like they make you

1056
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: think you're like eating a cockroach, like it's there's they

1057
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: gross you out and they just cause you anxiety. Just then,

1058
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: worry turkey, not anxiety. I just like disgusted. You don't

1059
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: need like the shape of your hand when you trace

1060
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: it on a piece of paper. I want nothing to

1061
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: do with turkeys. Nothing to do it. Um and turkeys

1062
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: are fucking delicious. And I am someone who is a

1063
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: vegan and I'm I'm so sorry to turkey's for being

1064
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: so good tasting. Well, we're not having them this year

1065
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: because because of me. Yeah, but I did. I was

1066
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: talking to Lauren, I'm like, what do you want? Do

1067
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: you want to lentil loaf? And she said that sounds

1068
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: so gross. Mom, I'm like, okay, I was gonna good,

1069
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: do you get a turkey every Here's here's what we're doing.

1070
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: I was going to have a big party in Cincinnati

1071
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: with cornish game hens and uh no one wanted to

1072
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: do it. My brother and my mom has this thing

1073
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: where she gets a craving for food and it must happen.

1074
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: And now I'm guessing game hens, that was the happening.

1075
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: It was going to happen. Off is going away because

1076
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: you're salvating so much that it's lubricating your life. Feel

1077
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: like I don't have COVID anymore? Yeah, what the who

1078
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: craves a cornish game? And well little no? I just

1079
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: want to. I want to because I knew I was

1080
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 1: any of a vegan Thanksgiving us thinking that, well, thank

1081
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,919
Speaker 1: you so much for not killing turkeys but killing tiny,

1082
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: little killing little hens. Okay, so I feel bad. But anyway,

1083
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: your sister said, Mom, serve those. Matt would like those,

1084
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: and I said, okay, I've got him. I am I

1085
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 1: have I ever been someone who makes you like when

1086
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: you're eating it? And I just wanted to honor you

1087
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: for a second for a second. Then that was Marshall.

1088
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: I don't Thanksgiving Day parades. Yeah, I thought this day,

1089
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat a turkey. I will still

1090
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,439
Speaker 1: be wearing my sash and carrying my a scepter that night,

1091
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: which I hope did you get that float? I hope,

1092
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,479
Speaker 1: I wish, I hope I got a scepter. That would

1093
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: be so cool. Thank you if you request it. Yeah,

1094
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: I gotta put acepter request your Um, they don't even

1095
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: know I'm doing this, but I does anyone know you're

1096
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: doing this? Have you posted anything? No, nothing about it,

1097
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: because there hasn't been there. You know, to post anything,

1098
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: you have to have like a graphic about it, or

1099
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: you gotta make a video. I'll post it. I got

1100
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: a picture today shooting that. You gotta promo, gotta put

1101
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 1: it out there. UM talked about it on here. My

1102
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: least favorite is um cranberry sauce. I don't get it.

1103
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: It just reminds me of just jelly. If you want

1104
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: to put jelly on your rolls, put those like. I

1105
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with it. It's always seemed like, UM,

1106
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 1: I think we've actually talked about this. I just UM,

1107
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I'm going to eat something

1108
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: so packed with sugar and preservatives and just like bad

1109
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: for you on every level. I mean, maybe there's some

1110
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: vitamins in it. I'm gonna eat pumpkin pie or like

1111
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: whip crap like I'm gonna or even just like hairs

1112
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: in a salad or something that's out of a can

1113
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: and it's jelly. I'm making whole cranberry. I don't know.

1114
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 1: I just think about those men on those those cranberry

1115
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: juice commercials standing in that field field and all those

1116
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: cranberries just farting into slopping around the same way about

1117
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: turkeys that or about those men and those cranberries. I

1118
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: just don't I've never liked a cranberry. Do we all

1119
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: got U T I s that we gotta fix? Why?

1120
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: Why is that the only time cranberries are introduced into

1121
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: our diet? Why just that time of year? Or you

1122
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: have a U T I? No, I have it? I

1123
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: have you have a good recipe? No, I just know

1124
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 1: I'm making whole cranberries, and thank you so much for

1125
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: you know, doing dinner. We went to Ruby Tuesdays a

1126
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, and that leads us to my

1127
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: favorite Thanksgiving food, the Ruby Tuesday's salad bar. That was

1128
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: so d We love Tuesday's salad bar. If you are

1129
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: someone that lives near Ruby Tuesdays, do not underestimate the

1130
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: salad bar. It is like, I bet it's like ten

1131
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: bucks at this point. And then you can do a

1132
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: salad bar plus two sides, and I think it rounds

1133
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: up and it is a great meal they'd make. They

1134
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: I love Ruby Tuesday's Love. We were loving sponsored, but

1135
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: I wasn't cooking. For the first time. I go, mom,

1136
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: let's just go to Ruby Tuesdays. We know we want it,

1137
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: you know you want it. So we drove like nine

1138
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 1: miles to go to a Ruby not close, but it

1139
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: wasn't close, and it was during COVID. I think it

1140
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: was the first year's final thought. Let's go onto our

1141
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: favorite Thanksgiving foods. Okay, we know yours is cornish, game

1142
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: use it's churchy for sure. It's really a sea urchin

1143
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 1: on discount got it all this. Have you ever had

1144
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: sea urchin? Sea urchin? It's of course I have. Well

1145
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: we know you've had squid, but sea urchin. Kay, know

1146
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: where are you getting that from? Well, no one's taking

1147
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: it up. No one's doing you know, comedy. It was

1148
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: the exaggerating the sea way going to albert the video

1149
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: Noah's neck is doing things that I really like. Going

1150
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: to Albertson's discount, Ben Baby, got some urchin. Gotta eat

1151
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: it to listen. I don't toss or urchin world. Your

1152
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 1: dad's playing tention. I'm making my own dinner. Don't have

1153
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: to worry about him getting some urchin. Um, he doesn't

1154
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: deserve urchin. Oh god, I've never seen your face light

1155
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 1: up with like when I gave you that squid salad

1156
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: that one night, and it was so nice to do that.

1157
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't like, you know, serving

1158
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: squid to and their intellectual animals. But I didn't mind

1159
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: it because I knew how honored it was. Like you

1160
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: weren't just eating it like whatever. Like I hate when

1161
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: people just eat chicken are like I don't want any

1162
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm not even hungry, and they just like waste a

1163
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 1: chicken's life. But you are gonna eat every part of

1164
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: that squid. Um okay, Oh my god. There was a

1165
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 1: funny joke made this weekend of we were talking about

1166
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: kids that get eaten by alligators and someone like you know,

1167
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: like where they've just been snatched off that it's so

1168
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 1: sad we weren't like making doesn't really happen at Disney

1169
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: World an alligator, Like there was a kid waiting and

1170
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: at the Disney World resort, like on one of the

1171
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: hotel that three year old boys like ten years ago.

1172
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: It was in the last ten years, but it wasn't

1173
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: ten years ago. I remember that. It's so tragic. But

1174
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: the alligator did use every part of the little boy.

1175
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: So he did. He is my joke honored it. Um.

1176
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: You know how they always say, like, use every part

1177
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,919
Speaker 1: of the animal. So it was just a reverse joke. Um,

1178
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: you had to be there. Um, So my favorite Your

1179
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: favorite is turkey? No, actually it's dressing. I love dressing

1180
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 1: with gravy on it. I'm a gravy Oh we No,

1181
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 1: dressing is the stovetop stuffing. Now it's dressing. Is you know, stuffing?

1182
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: So what what's It's almost like a frosting and icing.

1183
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: It's dressing. Dressing in St. Louis or I guess in Cincinnati.

1184
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: My mom's gets the words from Um they call stuffing dressing. Yeah,

1185
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: and I think dressing means they're stuffing. Why don't you

1186
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: make stuffing during the year that, like, if that's your

1187
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: favorite food? Sometimes do when you make when I make

1188
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,919
Speaker 1: when dad's playing tennis late or practicing with his band,

1189
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: making stuff and for dinner. I usually have two turkey

1190
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 1: dinners throughout the year, like you do. I love I

1191
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: love that. Now do you need the stuffing inside the turkey? Oh?

1192
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: Why don't do that? Or do you put it on

1193
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: top of it because it's dressing. I put it on

1194
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: its head. It's a head dress. No, I cook it separately, Okay,

1195
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: I is it bread crumbs? What does it? Bread crumbs

1196
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: and an egg and poultry seasoning and a little uh

1197
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: chicken sounds like an ambrosious onion and celery and I've

1198
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: never liked stuffing. Again, if I'm to eat something that

1199
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: feels like not that good for you, I'd want to

1200
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: do crescent rolls with some strawberry jam, or I'm gonna carbload.

1201
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: I want to I want to choose. I don't understand

1202
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: people that just like will eat things. But you love that,

1203
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: so that makes sense to me. I love I don't

1204
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: love the taste of that stuff, so I'm just like,

1205
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't waste part of my meal on that. Um No,

1206
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: what what were you going to do for that? What

1207
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: you're looking forward to the most? I don't like? And

1208
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Really? You doing? Oh? I'm going

1209
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: to Colorado to see family, obviously wearing wearing Colorado Denver.

1210
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh fun? O jealous, that would be so fun. I

1211
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: love that you've got a lot going on that day.

1212
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't like they can make a plate for me

1213
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: that she doesn't have anything going on, so could she

1214
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: come now? But I just love Denver so much. Yeah,

1215
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: we had together. We did have the best time alright.

1216
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: So no favorite, I gotta admit Thanksgiving the food is

1217
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: my least favorite type of food. It's all just so

1218
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 1: heavy and like very sweet. The turkey. I don't like

1219
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 1: the turkey. So there's really nothing that I like. I

1220
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: always just either put like mashed potatoes and like salad

1221
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: and biscuits. That's likes it for you? Like what are

1222
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: you wanting instead of that? Like pizza? I mean, I

1223
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: like sweet potato, but when they put the marshmallows over,

1224
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: it's just like so over the top sweet. I'm not

1225
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: a sweet I don't have a sweet tooth, so the

1226
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 1: food is likely to heavy or sweet for me. Have

1227
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: you ever been a sweet tooth? Like even as a kid,

1228
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: did you like sugar? I don't know. I said you didn't.

1229
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: You weren't like a candy head? No, I was not

1230
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: a candy head. Whoa, because I'm more savory, like hot

1231
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 1: potato chips or like funning and stuff like that. You

1232
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: love lovery is all over that Thanksgiving me a girl?

1233
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: But but it's savory and sweet. There's like the gravy

1234
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: ist sweet that there's fruit and everything. That's why she

1235
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: doesn't like it. It's sucking her savory yeah right, savory Yeah,

1236
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: So I guess, I guess if I had to choose.

1237
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: Julia is reminding me that the stuffing is usually how

1238
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: I fill up on Thanksgiving, so I'm not hungry, so

1239
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: literally stuffing alright, I would like to say that my

1240
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 1: favorite thing to do. And I'm just you know, I'm

1241
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: gonna I always do this with top one bottom, and

1242
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: I kind of just like, I don't pick one because

1243
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 1: for me, Thanksgiving it's about making up. I break the rules,

1244
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 1: and I break the rules on things, but I actually

1245
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: think I follow the rule, which is you've gotta mash

1246
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: it all together. And that's why I love Thanksgiving. It's

1247
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: like it's a it's a ghoulash at the end. So

1248
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: I like, my mom makes an amazing salad that as

1249
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: I don't usually has blue cheese in it, but not

1250
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: anymore because of vegan but um, she makes a great salad.

1251
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you put in that salad.

1252
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: It like very thin, like I love the way you

1253
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: do very thin, purple onions in the salad with romaine.

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Speaker 1: It's just a really dense, hardy salad. I put a

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Speaker 1: huge plate of that. That's half my plate, and the

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Speaker 1: other half is um mashed potatoes. But mash cauliflower I

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Speaker 1: really like because let me say, I just like to

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Speaker 1: eat gigantic amounts of food, so I don't like things

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Speaker 1: that are going to fill me up because I want

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Speaker 1: to keep eating forever and ever and never stopped. Mash califlower,

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Speaker 1: cauliflower and then brussel sprouts, baby, a little bit of

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Speaker 1: gravy and like some of the salad dressing maybe mixed in.

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Speaker 1: And then the number one thing on any Thanksgiving plate

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Speaker 1: that goes good with every single part of the dish

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Speaker 1: except maybe the salad, because that's a cold dish, creamed corn.

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Speaker 1: Want that creamed corn is the most I that and

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Speaker 1: a one sauce for the two things. As a kid,

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Speaker 1: that was like this must cost a thousand dollars because

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Speaker 1: Dad was always just like, you've too much cream corn.

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Speaker 1: Taking all the cream corn. It's just like then I

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Speaker 1: grew up and I'm like, I can't. I cannot believe.

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Speaker 1: As a child this was ration to me, but Dad

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01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 1: was always mad at me about the cream corn. He

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Speaker 1: loves it. Dad and I have the cream corn is

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Speaker 1: so freaking good, and I don't want it. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to make it fresh. I want it canned.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want it packed with sodium. I do easy, easy, breezy. No.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you picking up this like I don't know.

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01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: Someone asked me, I guess that was my uber driver

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Speaker 1: yesterday was like, what are you making for you know,

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Speaker 1: Thanksgivings from Jordan's? Did you say nothing? I said nothing.

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Speaker 1: I've never made in my life for anything. I've been

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Speaker 1: so lucky to not have to ever work. Laurence making

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Speaker 1: the salage in kale salad. Oh that's interesting. Is she

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Speaker 1: gonna missage? It's massage? Well that's really nice. Hopefully I

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Speaker 1: will sing the national before we eat for you, guys, antihero,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm bringing to the table literally

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Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving except my spirit and pay for some of it.

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Speaker 1: We're decided about you singing and being at the parade

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Speaker 1: and being finding out today that we get to ride

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Speaker 1: a trolley behind you. Yeah, it's gonna be so fun.

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Speaker 1: Not no eye contact with me? Why because I'm the

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Speaker 1: Grand Marshal and I'm not like you on the I'm

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Speaker 1: just an okay. I don't know how long it is, God,

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Speaker 1: I think it's long, really, probably an hour. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's tempting to go on that trolley, but then we're

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Speaker 1: stuck on the trolley. Yes, I'm going to have presents

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Speaker 1: for the kids. I bought a barbie for Poppy. I

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Speaker 1: hope she's not listening to the podcast. You know, she's four,

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01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: but she's a huge fan. Um I brought about a

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Speaker 1: bar for her. That's a full figured barbie. It's a

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Speaker 1: fat It's a fat Barbie. And I was like, I

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Speaker 1: love this. She's a fat vet, not a not a

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Speaker 1: veteran like that would be a very inclusive barbie if

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Speaker 1: it was a fat veteran. But um, I was said

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Speaker 1: ds W this weekend and the malling Providence picking up

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01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: some shoes last minute from my outfit, and I saw

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Speaker 1: a fat Barbie and I go, this is awesome. I

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01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: wish I had fat Barbie's back. And it's at she's

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Speaker 1: not even fat. I'm saying fat without any judgment. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I think fat is I people should identify

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Speaker 1: as fat and it should mean anything bad. I think

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Speaker 1: the idea that you know, I was talking about fat

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Speaker 1: means fat means bad, Like you can just be fat

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Speaker 1: and that doesn't mean that you're bad, you know, Like

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Speaker 1: or if I'm trying to talk about it in my

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Speaker 1: act right now, if you say someone said you say

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Speaker 1: someone's ugly, people go. Or if you say ugly as

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Speaker 1: a harsh word, I will admit that and so is fat.

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Speaker 1: But fat. I like the fat acceptance movement has made

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Speaker 1: the word fat be like I'm just People are just

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Speaker 1: like I'm fat, and that's the word for it. It's

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Speaker 1: almost like little person where you go that sounds more

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Speaker 1: insulting than the other word. We can't say, but little

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Speaker 1: person is just the way they like to be referred to.

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Speaker 1: And I like that. Fat people are like, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: just fat. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean I'm

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Speaker 1: a bad person's fat. It's like who cares. But ugly

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Speaker 1: is another thing that people can't. You can't call someone

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Speaker 1: ugly puts people go. No. It's like, but some people

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Speaker 1: are ugly and they and as someone I'm I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm ugly. Some days I feel ugly. If I

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Speaker 1: look ugly and I say I'm ugly, people, you're not ugly,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, but I should be able to be ugly,

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Speaker 1: because I probably I could be ugly some day I

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Speaker 1: could fall into maybe someday. But but but but that's

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Speaker 1: my problem is when people go, you're not know and

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Speaker 1: then it makes me feel like that's something I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be ever and if I was, it would be a

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Speaker 1: bad thing, and it shouldn't be. You should be allowed

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01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: to be ugly. You should be allowed to be fat.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be you know, all these things that we eat.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes there's something in our society that equates ugly or

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Speaker 1: fat with bad and or like you're morally wrong, there's

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Speaker 1: something weak about your character, there's something shifty about you.

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Speaker 1: Like ugly people get paid less, I mean across the board.

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Speaker 1: They've been studies and I wish, well, I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: not making as much money as I could. No, I

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01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,679
Speaker 1: just think that it should be a thing you should

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01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 1: be able to say or I should be. Now there's

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Speaker 1: this whole movement right now where they're taking the word

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Speaker 1: anti aging out of everything, because it's going to be

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01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,679
Speaker 1: crazy to see things that say so today we're gonna

1354
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 1: be like, can you believe they sold things as anti

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01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 1: aging a thing that's inevitable for all of us. They

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Speaker 1: were telling us not to do. And it is bonkers

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Speaker 1: that like anti wrinkle, anti aging, and I love that

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Speaker 1: that kind of thing is changing. Um and we'll talk

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01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:41,719
Speaker 1: about that more next week. Um uh, enjoy the episode

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Speaker 1: coming this coming Wednesday. Thank you guys so much for

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Speaker 1: understanding about everything that has changed about the show. I

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Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed the show today. I had so much fun. Mom,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here than we miss you, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: good luck to you, and um No, I love you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for all your support two of the past

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Speaker 1: week or so, and we will see you next time.

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Speaker 1: And check out Wednesday's episode, don't We cut Energy A

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Speaker 1: fruit Jackfruit