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Speaker 1: He's another Jubel. Hello, Hi, is this Lisa? By any chance?

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Speaker 1: This is she? Oh? Good? How are you? My name

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Speaker 1: is Seth McElroy. We don't know each other, but I

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Speaker 1: was able to get your phone number from one of

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Speaker 1: your neighbors. Actually, one of my former neighbors too. I

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Speaker 1: used to live in your house. Oh okay, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of an odd phone call. No, that's so interesting.

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Speaker 1: What like when was it? Actually? I grew up there,

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Speaker 1: spent most of my life in that house. Oh my god. Yeah. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: the reason i'm calling is because my dad died. Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm wow. I'm so sorry to hear that. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was pretty sudden. He never saw that combine coming, you

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Speaker 1: know what. Oh never mind, never mind, that's just details

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Speaker 1: that you don't need to know anyway. Can you give

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Speaker 1: me a second? Can you give me a second? Are

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Speaker 1: you okay? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be fine. It's okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Anyway. Daddy's gone. God rest his soul.

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Speaker 1: And he loved that house that you're in now, had

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Speaker 1: so many good memories. Oh gosh, I'm so sorry for

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Speaker 1: your loss. It's all right, there's nothing nothing, you can

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Speaker 1: do about it is not your fault unless you were

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Speaker 1: driving that combine. I know you weren't. I know you weren't. Um, Listen,

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Speaker 1: the reason that I'm calling, though, is he asked to

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Speaker 1: have his ashes scattered on your property. What his last

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Speaker 1: wish was to have his ashes scattered on your property? Oh? Um, wow,

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Speaker 1: you just Papa just loved that place, you know. Yeah? Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I mean I have

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I feel about that. I'm shorry. I

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Speaker 1: mean that just seems like, Look, it won't take a

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Speaker 1: lot of time. I promise I can come by. I

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Speaker 1: can do it in the front yard. I can just

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Speaker 1: get his ashes spread on your lawn and then I

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Speaker 1: don't I know, but I don't have two little children.

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Speaker 1: I just don't feel comfortable. I mean, I it could

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Speaker 1: be a learning experience for them, to death as a

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Speaker 1: part of life. I totally agree. And I imagine that

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Speaker 1: for some people they would be fine. And she said,

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Speaker 1: I'm very superstitious, and I really you're telling me you

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Speaker 1: think that my father's going to haunt you because I

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Speaker 1: put his ashes on your property. Listen, I really feel

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Speaker 1: for you and what you're going through. Right now, and

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Speaker 1: obviously you don't. Obviously you don't. Please don't, please listen,

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Speaker 1: just listen. I just feel like I need to be

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Speaker 1: firm here. I can't let you on my property to

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Speaker 1: spread your father's ashes. I just can't have that. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I'm very fine, very spruitual person. I believe that has power,

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Speaker 1: and I think fine. I said, fine, Okay, I get it,

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Speaker 1: I get it, all right, I point taken. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for letting me share my thoughts. If you

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Speaker 1: won't let me put his ashes on your property, then

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna come bury him there when you're not

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Speaker 1: at home. What I'm just gonna can't do that? Watch me,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking? Wait a minute, what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? You said he was cremating. I never said that.

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Speaker 1: And good you said, yeah, he was gonna come over

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Speaker 1: and burn him on your lawn. He's been dead an hour.

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Speaker 1: He's right next to me. What the hell are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? The cremators do that? The people the more

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Speaker 1: do you don't do that? It's so impersonal? What that

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Speaker 1: is so impersonal? No, that is the way you do it,

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Speaker 1: and that is what you do. And you should find

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Speaker 1: a place to spread I found a place to spread

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Speaker 1: his ashes. I was gonna come over to your house. No,

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Speaker 1: you cannot come to my house and burn a body.

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Speaker 1: That's what Pup Pup wanted. What the world is wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Why would you ever think this is a

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Speaker 1: good idea or that I would ever say yes? Who

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Speaker 1: would ever say yes this? You're I'm not saying yes.

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Speaker 1: You're a terrible person. You know that you want to

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Speaker 1: bury your dad on my Come you want to psycho?

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? I'm just gonna come over

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Speaker 1: and do it. You said one of my property. Shoot you?

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Speaker 1: Oh that would hurt, Yes, it would, so don't do it.

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Speaker 1: You got it. I don't want you to shoot me. Well,

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Speaker 1: then don't come on my property. You're a maniac. You're insane,

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Speaker 1: and you need to make a phone call. But tell

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Speaker 1: someone about your dead dad next to you? Who does this?

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Speaker 1: Does this? I do? Lisa? What this is? Actually? Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on You mean,

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Speaker 1: are you credit this? No? Your cousin Gabe set you up.

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Speaker 1: He wanted to get you back from making him go

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Speaker 1: to a family event the other day. Oh my God,

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Speaker 1: he is a douche bag. Oh my gosh, I cannot

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Speaker 1: believe it. Were you really gonna shoot me? You're looking

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Speaker 1: to burn your jawn, my property. What else are I

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Speaker 1: supposed to do? Wake up every morning with Jewel Funk

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties two point five