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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi, this is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins calling from elementary school. I was looking for Larry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's Larry? What? Larry? How are you? I'm the school's

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Speaker 1: librarian and I was calling you to speak about your

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Speaker 1: son's overdue books for a minute. Yeah, I okay, what's

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Speaker 1: what's what do you do? Hello? Sorry, you're speaking a

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Speaker 1: little loud. Um, the librarian for your son's elementary school,

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Speaker 1: and I was calling to speak about some of the

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Speaker 1: overdue books that he has. Yeah, I know, I've heard you.

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Speaker 1: Wh what are you doing? It's just a little loud

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Speaker 1: and um there's people on here trying to read and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know it's a library. So if you could just

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Speaker 1: speak a little softer, that'd be great, because I don't

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Speaker 1: want you can hear you through the phone here and

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Speaker 1: I just try to keep it out. Hey bloke, if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna call me and I'm at work right now,

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Speaker 1: why don't you go step outside. I'm sure you got

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Speaker 1: a cell phone or whatever. You don't. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to be you don't have to bother me like this.

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Speaker 1: What do you want. I'm just calling it this guys.

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Speaker 1: Your son's over the books, so you're quite a large

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Speaker 1: mountain fees from over the books. And that's why I

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Speaker 1: was calling you. Sorry, dude, what school books she's talking about? Geez?

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Speaker 1: Would you stop doing that to me? Would you shop

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Speaker 1: doing that? I've never heard anybody on the phone like that, Like,

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Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? Like I said, this is

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Speaker 1: a library, So if you could just keep it out

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Speaker 1: a little bit, Bro, I'm not even at the library.

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Speaker 1: You're at the library. I'm at my office, at my phone.

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Speaker 1: I don't see how what I'm saying is bothering you, right, what, dude,

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Speaker 1: stop shitting me? Okay, I would stop if you just

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Speaker 1: like speak, if you just speak a little bit lower,

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Speaker 1: I could totally stop. But I can't because it's really

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Speaker 1: loud when you start speaking, and it's a library so

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Speaker 1: people need to concentrate. So please just bro, I am

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Speaker 1: not an elementary school kid, all right, so don't shish me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can talk to me like an adult. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even in the library, so I'm not gonna listen to

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Speaker 1: your stupid command. You understand me, Bro, Why don't sue

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Speaker 1: shut up? One sue shut. Okay, why don't you go

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Speaker 1: to your kids and shut them the me? Okay, that

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Speaker 1: was really loud of shit. Okay, you know what? Fine? Fine?

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Speaker 1: Are you quiet? Bro? Thank you me quiet? Thank you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: now listen to me. Why off are you calling me? Okay? Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's thank you for being a little more quiet. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that I'm calling you because I need to let

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Speaker 1: you know that your son owes four thousand dollars in

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Speaker 1: over the book. Fees. What you're fucking about? Was idiot? Nobody? Oh,

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Speaker 1: four thousand dollars playing yang, Bro, don't shish me, man,

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Speaker 1: don't shoot that. Okay, Hold, this is my son, oh,

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Speaker 1: four thousand dollars? Huh textbooks because he doesn't textbooks, man,

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Speaker 1: elementary school textbook? Bro? Stop Bro stop? Do you want

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Speaker 1: me to stop shishing you? Is that what you want? Yes? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Stops stop? Stop stop man? Okay, fine, I will Hey,

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Speaker 1: sorry about shishing you. This is actually Jewel from The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Are you man?

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Speaker 1: I had to leave my man. Your wife set you

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Speaker 1: up for a branko call, and I couldn't think of

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Speaker 1: anything better than telling you that your son had a

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Speaker 1: bunch all over two books, and then shishing you so

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Speaker 1: I shin't stopping me. The Jewel Show on demand