1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d y away or go to one 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,039 Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you why away? He's another jubil 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: the twenties. I Hello, I was looking to speak with Clayton. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: This is Clayton Clayton, how are you? My name is 7 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 1: Zane and I'm calling from Sadistic Memories Photography. I'm scheduled 8 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: to do a photo shoot with you and your wife 9 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: this weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, how's it going? Not too bad? 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 1: I'm really excited to work with you. Man us too. 11 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 1: I'm excited to do what my wife wants us to 12 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: do for our anniversary. Whatever makes that happy? Man? All right, Well, 13 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: if you have a second, maybe we can go over 14 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,319 Speaker 1: a few logistics for the photoshoot so I can get 15 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: everything all ready to go. Okay, okay, what kind of 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: lingerie are you planning on wearing? What could you say that? Again? 17 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: What did you say? What kind of lingerie are you 18 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,319 Speaker 1: planning on wearing? Man, I don't wear lingerie. I mean 19 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,839 Speaker 1: I'll be more specific, well kind of underwear boxers, briefs. 20 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: If you don't have a pair that you like. You 21 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: can borrow something here, We've got plenty. Why are you 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: asking me about my underwear? Man, Well, because I need 23 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: to know what camera filters to get and figure out 24 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: what kind of lighting and everything else. Why wouldn't my 25 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: underwear affect the camera and the lighting anyway? What that 26 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: got to do with it? I thought you knew this 27 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:30,759 Speaker 1: is a boudoir photo shoot, A booty at boudoir photo shoot. 28 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 1: Oh what is that? Well, it's very popular for couples 29 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: right now. It's where the two of you post together 30 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: in romantic situations, typically wearing your sexiest underwear. It's about 31 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: capturing the love and intimate moments that you guys have. Wait, 32 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: wait a minute, let me get this straight. My wife 33 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: asked you just set this up for us to do 34 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: this booty boudoir. This sounds like a mistake. Well, this 35 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: don't sound like my wife. Well, I've already spoken to 36 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: your wife and she said you knew all about this. 37 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: She didn't explain none of this to me. Man. I 38 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: thought it was just going to be just a regular 39 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: photo shoot. Okay, shoot the pitches and that's it. Well, 40 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: I didn't explain all of that. Well, don't be nervous. Okay, 41 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: it's very tasteful. A lot of married couples do it. 42 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: We're professionals, and there is only light touching involved. Yeah, hey, 43 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 1: nobody touching me. Man. I'm just saying, if we need 44 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: to pose you in a certain way, you know, I 45 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: might have to grab your arm or something. I don't know. 46 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: This is really sounded really strange and weird. Well, I 47 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: mean it's really simple. Okay. We'll just have you and 48 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 1: your wife holding each other on the bed as if 49 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 1: you're in the throes of passion, and we'll snap some 50 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: photos of you guys snacking on some fruits, having our 51 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: man servants fan you guys with fig leaves, things like that. 52 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: This sounds really strange. You said, I'm gonna be snacking 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 1: on some snacks. Fruits, yes, fruit feeding each other, fruit, strawberries, 54 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: some blueberries, a banana. A banana is always a fun one. 55 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: This does not sound a man to me on some 56 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: flak stuff. Man. You know, if you're not comfortable with 57 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: some of the poses, we can always have my cousin Randy, 58 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,839 Speaker 1: substitute in for you. He's got a six pack. It's great. 59 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: Huh yeah, with my wife. Sure, yeah, he's got a No. No, no, no, 60 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: I don't want no strange man. No Randy posy naked 61 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: with my wife. Well, I can always have him wear underwear. No. 62 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to polo with nobody at all. I 63 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: don't want no pot of it. Okay, okay, you sound hesitant. 64 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: You do sound very hesitant. I'll show you hesitant, buddy, 65 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: if Randy shows on the scene. Okay, okay, Well, forget Randy. 66 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: I assure you this is all very classy and very tasteful. 67 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: Can I just run through a list of options and 68 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: you tell me if you be comfortable with them or not. No? No, no, 69 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: no naked stuff, no fruit, no, no, no no no, okay, okay, okay. 70 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: What about rubbing butter on each other's thighs? What no, no, 71 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: but I'm not doing it. Mardarin? Then no, no, no, Mardarin, 72 00:03:56,080 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: No no, I can't believe it's no butter. No not okay, okay, okay, 73 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: so that's off the table. What about sword fighting with 74 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: celery sticks? No, I don't want to do the celery sticks. 75 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 1: No one, Okay, that's fine. We'd have a lot of 76 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: other options. O. God, I haven't seen pictures of you, 77 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: but your wife did say that you're strong. Would you 78 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: be willing to strap on a yoke made for an 79 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: ox yong? Would you? Well? I thought I thought we 80 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: could do a sexy shoot of you plowing a field, 81 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: you know, like an ox while your wife watches you adoringly. No, 82 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. You know what scroll it is. 83 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: I'm careful, Well, sir, your wife already put down a deposit. 84 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm leaving. Okay, Okay, Well, I'm not 85 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: doing your freaky you just be a saved of yourself. 86 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: Put on a yolk and flower fielding. Okay, what if 87 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: I just tell you it's a brain phone call? Then 88 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 1: what are you talking about. It's a joke. This is 89 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,160 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing 90 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your wife. Camille set 91 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: you up. No, I don't care. It's a joke. What 92 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: your wife. Yes, it's a prank phone call. Your wife 93 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 1: said that you guys are doing a photo shoot this 94 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: weekend and she wanted me to freak you out. Oh god, 95 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: so don't worry. No feeding each other fruits and your undies, 96 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: no sort of fighting with salary sticks or anything like that. 97 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: You guys are not right. Man. I thought the whole 98 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 1: plowing a field thing while your wife watches you was 99 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 1: kind of sexy. Maybe it's not sexy, that's squeaky. Another 100 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I was looking to speak 101 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 1: with Clayton. This is Clayton, Clayton, how are you. My 102 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: name is Zane and I'm calling from Sadistic Memories Photography. 103 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: I'm scheduled to do a photo shoot with you and 104 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: your wife this weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, how's it going? 105 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,760 Speaker 1: Not bad? I'm really excited to work with you. Man 106 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: us too. I'm excited to do what my wife wants 107 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 1: us to do for our anniversary. Whatever makes that happy. Man? 108 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: All right, Well, if you have a second, maybe we 109 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,599 Speaker 1: can go over a few logistics for the photo shoot 110 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: so I can get everything all ready to go. Okay, okay, 111 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: what kind of lingerie are you planning on wearing? What 112 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: could you say that? Again? What did you say? What 113 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: kind of lingerie are you planning on wearing? Man? I 114 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 1: don't wear lingerie. I mean I'll be more specific. We'll 115 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 1: kind of underwear boxers briefs. If you don't have a 116 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: pair that you like, you can borrow some here. We've 117 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: got plenty. Why are you asking me about my underwear? Man, Well, 118 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: because I need to know what camera filters to get 119 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,479 Speaker 1: and figure out what kind of lighting and everything else. 120 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,359 Speaker 1: Why would my underwear affect the camera and the lighting anyway? 121 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: That got to do with it. I thought you knew 122 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: this is a boudoir photo shoot, a booty boudoir photo shoot. 123 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: Oh what is that? Well, it's very popular for right now. 124 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: It's where the two of you post together in romantic situations, 125 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: typically wearing your sexiest underwear. It's about capturing the love 126 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,239 Speaker 1: and intimate moments that you guys have. Wait, wait a minute, 127 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: let me get this straight. My wife asked you to 128 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: set this up for us to do this booty boutoir. 129 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 1: This sounds like a mistake. Well, this don't sound like 130 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,160 Speaker 1: my wife. Well, I've already spoken to your wife and 131 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,679 Speaker 1: she said you knew all about this. She didn't explain 132 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: none of this to me. Man. I thought it was 133 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: just gonna be just a regular photo shoot. Okay, shoot 134 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: the pitches and that's it. Well I didn't explain all 135 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: of that. Well, don't be nervous, Okay, it's very tasteful. 136 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,560 Speaker 1: A lot of married couples do it. We're professionals, and 137 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: there is only light touching involved. That to me, yeah, hey, 138 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: nobody touching me. Man. I'm just saying, if we need 139 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 1: to pose you in a certain way, you know, I 140 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: might have to grab your arm or something. I don't know. 141 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: This is really sounded really strange and weird. Well, I 142 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: mean it's really simple. Okay. We'll just have you and 143 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: your wife holding each other on the bed as if 144 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: you're in the throes of passion, and we'll snap some 145 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: photos of you guys snacking on some fruits, having our 146 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: man servants fan you guys with fig leaves, things like that. 147 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 1: This sounds really strange. You said, I'm gonna be snacking 148 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: on some snacks. Fruits, yes, fruit feeding each other, fruit, strawberries, 149 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 1: some blueberries, a banana. A banana is always a fun one. 150 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 1: This does not sound ondy to me. This is on 151 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: some quake stuff. Man. You know, if you're not comfortable 152 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: with some of the poses, we can always have my 153 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: cousin Randy substitute in for you. He's got a six pack. 154 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: It's great, huh yeah with my wife. Sure, yeah, he's 155 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:42,839 Speaker 1: got a no. No, no, I don't want no strange man. No, 156 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: Randy posy naked with my wife? Well, I can always 157 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 1: have him wear underwear. No. I don't want to polo 158 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 1: with nobody at all. I don't want no pot of it. Okay, okay, 159 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,680 Speaker 1: you sound hesitant. You do sound very hesitant. I'll show 160 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: you hesitant, buddy, if Randy shows on the scene. Okay, okay, Well, 161 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: forget Randy. I assure you this is all very classy 162 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 1: and very tasteful. Can I just run through a list 163 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: of options and you tell me if you'd be comfortable 164 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: with them or not? No? No, no, no naked stuff, 165 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: no fruit, no, no, no no okay okay okay. What 166 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:17,439 Speaker 1: about rubbing butter on each other's thighs? What? No? No, 167 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,319 Speaker 1: but no not doing it? Mardarine? Then no, no no 168 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: mardarin No no, I can't believe it's no butter, No nothing, norgar. Okay, okay, okay, 169 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 1: so that's off the table. What about sword fighting with 170 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: celery sticks? No? I don't want to do the celery sticks. 171 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:37,240 Speaker 1: No one, Okay, that's fine. We do have a lot 172 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,360 Speaker 1: of other options. O. God, I haven't seen pictures of you, 173 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 1: but your wife did say that you're strong. Would you 174 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,720 Speaker 1: be willing to strap on a yoke made for an 175 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: ox yong, would you? Well? I thought I thought we 176 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: could do a sexy shoot of you plowing a field, 177 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 1: you know, like an ox while your wife watches you adoringly. No, 178 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. You know what scroll it is. 179 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: I'm gl Oh, well, sir, your wife already put down 180 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: a deposit. I don't care. I'm leaving. Okay, Okay, well, 181 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:10,080 Speaker 1: I'm not doing your freaky you just be ashaved of 182 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:16,960 Speaker 1: yourself put on a yolk and flower field. Okay, what 183 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,679 Speaker 1: if I just tell you it's a prank phone call? 184 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 1: Then what are you talking about? It's a joke. This 185 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning 186 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your wife. Camille 187 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,079 Speaker 1: set you up. No, I don't care. It's a joke. 188 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 1: What your wife? Yes, it's a prank phone call. Your 189 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: wife said that you guys are doing a photo shoot 190 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,439 Speaker 1: this weekend and she wanted me to freak you out. 191 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 1: Oh god, so don't worry. No feeding each other, fruits 192 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: and your undies, no sort of fighting with salary sticks 193 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: or anything like that. You guys are not right, man. 194 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 1: I thought the whole plowing a field thing while your 195 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 1: wife watches you was kind of sexy. Maybe it's not 196 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,320 Speaker 1: sexy that's creaky.