Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Kate,
Speaker 1: this is Detective Clyde Steele calling from that you shop at.
Speaker 2: Okay, and what is this regards.
Speaker 1: To You're a regular shopper here. You frequent the grocery
Speaker 1: store one to two times a week. Yeah, typically on
Speaker 1: Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 2: We're keeping track of this.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been watching you and I decided to finally
Speaker 1: call you today because I need to speak with you.
Speaker 2: You've been watching me and you're calling me.
Speaker 1: Well, you've given me no option.
Speaker 2: From the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Correct, you want to tell me about the other day?
Speaker 2: I don't want to tell you anything. This is creepy.
Speaker 2: What is this about?
Speaker 1: I figured you wouldn't want to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if you'd go easy or not.
Speaker 2: You're going to have You're going to have to be more.
Speaker 1: Let's lace up our running shoes. Okay, take a little
Speaker 1: walk with me down memory lane. What at seventeen thirty
Speaker 1: five last Tuesday evening? Do you remember what you did?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I'm looking at their video right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: mm hmm. You want to tell me about it?
Speaker 2: I literally don't know what you're talking about, sir.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about your total lack of regard for public safety.
Speaker 2: I still don't know what you're talking about, sir.
Speaker 1: Well, let me just go ahead and spell it out
Speaker 1: for you. If you can't remember, if you care that
Speaker 1: little about the lives around you that you don't even
Speaker 1: remember when you were going to your car, you unloaded
Speaker 1: your groceries at seventeen thirty five to the exact somebody
Speaker 1: you didn't put their cart back in the cartholder thingy.
Speaker 2: You remember that calling about me not returning a cart
Speaker 2: at the grocery store.
Speaker 1: That's what this is. You're damn right, I am. You
Speaker 1: want to explain yourself.
Speaker 2: I don't feel any need to explain myself.
Speaker 1: Well, let me just say the third infraction. For the
Speaker 1: first time, I thought maybe you did it on accident.
Speaker 1: The second time I wasn't sure. And the third time
Speaker 1: now I know for sure. You do not return your
Speaker 1: cart to the cardholder thingy on purpose.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're on a little power trip because they
Speaker 2: didn't return my car. That's what this is.
Speaker 1: I can tell you're kind of thinking this is a
Speaker 1: funny joke. Huh? Is that what it is to you
Speaker 1: funny joke that car.
Speaker 2: I don't know it's funny. Actually think it's incredibly annoying.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that a business would go out of
Speaker 2: its way to harass customers.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what else is going to be incredibly annoying.
Speaker 1: You have to find a new grocery store because you
Speaker 1: hadn't banned. Your picture is now up. I just put
Speaker 1: it up in the store. If anybody sees you walk
Speaker 1: on the premises, you will be escorted off by police.
Speaker 2: And this is what this company thinks it's appropriate. I'm
Speaker 2: happy to take my business elsewhere, Happy to take my
Speaker 2: business elsewhere. This is insane, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I've also alerted every other grocery store security guard in
Speaker 1: a thirty mile radius.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're so powerful, you can stop me from
Speaker 2: shopping everywhere. Sure, we're all watching you need right now.
Speaker 1: I've alerted the authorities as well. So imagine you might
Speaker 1: be picked up today.
Speaker 2: To grocery jail. I'm going to grocery shore jail. I'm
Speaker 2: so scared.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're not taking this seriously at all.
Speaker 2: It's not like I shoplifted. Okay, please, what are you
Speaker 2: going to do? Arrest me.
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. You just admitted a shoplifting. I will
Speaker 1: be sending this to authorities.
Speaker 2: I did no such things.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't. We'll take a listen to this. They shoplifted.
Speaker 2: Okay, please arrest me.
Speaker 1: What do you have to say about that?
Speaker 2: Okay, So first you call me and basically tell me
Speaker 2: that you've been stalking me, and now you're cutting up
Speaker 2: our conversation and editing it and trying to send it
Speaker 2: to the cops.
Speaker 1: I called you about the cart, and you just admitted
Speaker 1: to shoplifting and you asked to be arrested. So I
Speaker 1: will now send this to authorities, and I'm sure they'll
Speaker 1: be showing up here on your doorstep by the end
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: Listen here, you small, small minded grocery store security cop.
Speaker 2: There is nothing that you can do to me right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going to call your manager. You're going to be
Speaker 2: fired for talking to customers this way, and then I'm
Speaker 2: going to call the bet its bureau if your manager's
Speaker 2: not going to do anything about it, and if I
Speaker 2: have to involved cops and lawyers, I'm happy to do so.
Speaker 2: So you have mess with the wrong person today, the
Speaker 2: wrong one. I'm not the one baby.
Speaker 1: All right, Well then I'll let you know this is
Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. Is Jubile from the Jubil
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
Speaker 1: sets you up.
Speaker 2: Oh, Mike, I'm like, so, you know what, that's fine.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a funny divorce.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a funny.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna kill us.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,