WEBVTT - Ep. 64: Dam Ghosts At Hell’s Trout Park 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:10.160 Number one on the damn number two, all four corners 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.920 of the damn upright. I'm seeing a damn theme here, 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:18.000 Christ Bob the garbage Man, Brakana Nana Nowski And one 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.040 time I dressed up as an Atlantic City police officer. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:24.439 He goes, hey, do you want your fish clean? And me, 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.960 being four, I'm like, yeah, I would like a shiny 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:35.080 clean fish. Oh sweetheart, the Great Pumpkin has spens good 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.600 Morning to generate anglers, and welcome to Bent, the fishing 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:41.280 podcast that still dresses up like Roland Martin every Halloween, 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.919 even though it just spends its entire night explaining that 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.120 it isn't supposed to be Rick Flair during a golf outing. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.279 I'm Joe Surmeli, and guess who's riding shotgun for this 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:53.640 entire cut rate haunted hay Ride Hayden Samic, that's who. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:01:00.720 How are you? Joe? I am great many Buddy Hayden 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:04.960 is rolling along for this whole U loosely Halloween theme 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:08.520 show we're doing since Halloween is this Sunday, which begs 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:11.160 the question, because I've we've done Halloween. She we did 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:12.959 a Halloween show last year, so everybody knows. I'm a 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.320 fan of Halloween. But I don't know, are you a 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.040 fan of Halloween? Does this? Does this holiday excites you? 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:21.160 You know, I get a little excited, But it gets 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:23.480 different as you get older, like you know what I mean. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:26.160 Like at for instance, it's a real like wholesome excitement 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:28.800 because you're a kid excited about running around with your 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.959 friends and getting free candy. Then the benjulum swings to 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.039 the other side around college, when you get excited about 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:42.040 like completely unwholesome things and Halloween and uh but the 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:45.400 benjaum swinging back and I'm kind of just excited to like, 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:48.600 you know, hang out and hand out some candy and 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:53.120 dress my dog up stupid and oh you're in the 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.160 dress up the dog phase the next phase, and then 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.840 it's like it rekindles is someday you'll have kids, and 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.040 then Halloween gets super fun again because you see it, 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.480 I'm just running around and like fall over and crying stuff. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.000 Um but yeah, yeah, just stick with the dog for now. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:09.760 Don't rush that other part I just said. Um, So, then, 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.600 what is what is the most ridiculous thing you've ever 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.160 dressed up as? Whether that's child phase or or college phase. 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:19.640 What is it when I was a kid. I dressed 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:23.600 up as a hockey goalie, like completely like rollerblades and everything, 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.360 and eventually it got too hot. I realized it was 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.240 super inefficient because while all my friends were just running 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.839 from door, like crossing the side lawn and go into 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.720 the next door, I would have to go all the 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.200 way out whatever, like walk away all the way down 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.200 their driveway to the street, across the street up the 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.200 next It was horror. It was bad. So I decided 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.320 I was going to be an ex Games rollerbladeer instead. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.760 So the only part of the costume I kept on 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:52.640 was like the rollerblades. And I remember crossing a sideline 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:56.560 to catch up with my buddies and yelling X Games rules, 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.440 and as I did that, I slipped out and broke 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:06.040 my arm. So basically you were just kid in roller 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.480 blades was the costume by the end. You know It's 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:11.000 It's funny though, man, because I used to play a 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.880 lot of roller hockey, and that was always the deal. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.240 Like I played goal. I loved goal, and I'm like, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:18.200 I'm gonna do goal on skates, and then like one 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.400 fake period on the street and I'm like I'm gonna 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.400 take off the skates. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, well, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.880 you know all the all the neighborhood kids got together 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:29.000 and donated candy because I had to go to the hospital. 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:35.240 Sounds nice, but actually the little ship heads they when 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:37.560 their mom asked him to donate the candy, they gave 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.920 me like all like the tutsie rolls and the raisin 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:43.000 boxes and just ship they didn't want. You got the 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.800 raisin nets and the necko way for his man. That's 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:47.840 how you do when you're a kid. I dude, I 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:50.960 wish I had. I wish I had a story that good. 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.520 I don't. I'm actually pretty lame, would you believe? Um? 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.280 I have not put on a Halloween costume since high school, 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.760 and it's mostly because I have no friends, and a 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.600 few I do have don't have Halloween parties. If they do, 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.640 they don't invite me. But the last time I got 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.200 dressed up was my senior year of high school. I know, man, 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:09.360 it's brutal. It's brutal. Enjoy your youth. Um. This was 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.880 This was at a Catholic high school, mind you, and 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.280 only the seniors were allowed to come in costume, so 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.640 I just basically wore jeans and a T shirt. Similar 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:19.279 to your ex Games outfit. Um, but I did my 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.080 face up with one of those zombie kits, and I 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.280 gotta say I was pretty good at those, you know, 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.640 the ones with the blood and the scar putty and 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:28.840 all that ship. They're like, you know, fifty dollars at 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:32.159 the at the Halloween store. Um, I could do them really, 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.520 really realistically, right. I was really good at them, and 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.760 the people in school were freaked out. But then what 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.919 happened is I fell asleep with my head down on 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:46.520 a desk during class, which was common for me. I just, yeah, 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.159 I know, just you know, as I this is an elective, 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.480 I will sleep through it. But when I when I 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:54.720 got up, my face was plastered to the desk and 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:58.080 all that ship just like peeled off my face and 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.120 was stuck all over my open textbooks and completely ruined them. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.040 So that's that's the last time I did Halloween. Textbook 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:07.080 covers can't protect you from everything, man, Yeah, I know, 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:12.159 I know, brown paper Bag. You know, it's like kind 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:15.600 of unsurprising to me that you're good with like zombie makeup. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.360 I feel like you're kind of a creative dude, and like, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.599 you know, kind of crafty and ship you know a 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.600 little bit, a little bit. My my wife is more 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.480 artistic than I am, but I always love that stuff. Um. 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.520 And that was the last time in high school when 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.760 I when I did the zombie makeup deal. But every 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:33.720 Halloween I'm like dying to to put it on my 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.200 kids and they won't let me. Like my daughter will 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:37.560 be like, oh, I want to be a cheerleader, and 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:40.599 I'm like, perfect, can you be a zombie? She's She's 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:45.080 like no, no, Daddy, no, she refuses. Um anyway to 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.240 to get us in the Halloween spirit, here's what I did, right. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.600 Since we're talking costumes, I did a thing. I called 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.440 up a bunch of past guests to find out the 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:57.280 most embarrassing or crazy or ridiculous costume they ever wore. 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:00.600 And we'll be peppering them throughout the show. And we'll 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.960 start with my bud, Brian Wise stream Retire Extraordinary of 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:12.640 fly Fishing the Ozarks fame. Hey, this is Brian Wise 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.960 with fly Fish in the Ozarks. And the weirdest thing 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.960 I dressed up for Halloween was a girl when I 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:21.880 was like twelve, went to an old folks home and 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:26.640 all the people there thought I was the mom. This 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.240 is gonna sound weird, right, But I can picture I 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.800 can picture Brian and drag like. I actually kind of 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:33.640 kind of think it works. Like he's got like nice 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.800 high cheekbones. You know what I'm saying, that he could 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:39.520 really pull it off. That does sound weird. I have 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.440 no idea what Brian looks like other than come on, 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.800 other than nice cheekbones, I guess, but I will take 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.320 your word for it. You don't watch Brian wise is 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.360 streamer videos, dude, They're like world famous set to dub 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:57.960 step where you've been man, Sorry, Brian, all right, We're 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.440 gonna get you up to speed on that, all right. 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.640 So what else are we diving into today? The land 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:06.599 of Zombie Salmon. That's fitting for Halloween. That plays well, 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.600 although I think the land of Zombie Great Lake Salmon 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.920 will soon be turning into the land of Great Lake Steelhead. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:15.320 And if you play that game, I highly recommend the 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.120 Fate Steel line of rods from our sponsors thirteen Fishing. 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:21.640 I've used mine for shad because a long light rod 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.600 comes in handy there, but I'm really hoping to get 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.400 them on some steel this winner. And by the way, 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:30.040 now that you're in the bent fold here, Hayden, I 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.360 think you're entitled to some thirteen wears what takes your fancy, 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:38.520 because I'm sure I can make it happen. That that's exciting. Um, 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:42.880 I have a confession to make. Uh, this is this 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.400 is gonna be truly jarring to more than a couple 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.840 of our listeners, I guess. But would you believe that 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:54.640 I do not currently own a single piece of conventional gear. Ah, 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.120 that's a big strike against you. That's a big but 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:01.040 I know you conventionally fished. So are you just saying 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.640 you didn't bother to bring any of the zeb coos 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:07.080 out to Montana like you just had on hand. Yeah, 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:09.520 that's pretty much what happened. Basically. I came out here 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:13.760 last year after like you know, in like November. I 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.960 came out here in a super in present, so I 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:22.760 had just everything I owned in this little like hatchback. Yeah, 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.400 there isn't like a ton of bass fishing out here, 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.320 and while I are like kind of beyond me although 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.480 I get it, I get it. Yeah, I just haven't 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:34.880 had a chance to I have had any money to 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:39.040 get to get a bunch of fishing gear, Yet I 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.720 had to buy like lame things like pots and pans 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:45.480 and a bed frame. You don't have an Ikea out 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.680 there either, do you? No? No? In fact, I tried 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.920 to order try to order and stuff for my kea. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.760 It was like, yeah, we got it to in four months. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.320 I was like, well, that's not super helpful, but uh, 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.560 you know what I really could use though, what's that? 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.760 I would love some hard water gear. I'm planning to 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.080 hit the ice super hard this winter because yep, you know, 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.400 I mean, everything tastes better when you pull it through 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:12.040 the ice, man, Everything of cold water always tastes better, 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.640 for sure. Yeah. Yeah, So if I were to get 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:17.040 something from thirteen fishing Man, I would love some hard 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.640 water gear. Sounds good, sounds good ice fishing gear will 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.480 get you some black betties. Um, excellent choice there. I 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:26.199 will work on that, but until then, let's go shopping elsewhere. Okay, 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.920 because we've got a sail been today that you listeners 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:34.040 have been begging for. And it's a little mysterious. It's 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.880 a little spooky, and you just don't know if it's 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.640 safe to consume or if it's riddled with pushpins and 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.280 razor blades. Why did you put the hand to pay 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.400 you don't know what I'm getting. Man, What you didn't 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.439 have to be so hurtful with me so angry? Today 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:51.480 We've got what I've at least decided is the perfect 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:55.280 Halloween sailban item because it's very trigger treat right, could 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.640 be good, could be ship, don't know. But thanks to 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.040 several listeners that sent this one along. Um, there are 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:04.360 too many of you to name, but at least ten 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.360 of you fired this one off, and I thank you 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.520 for it, but very quickly before I dive into this 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:13.319 particular item. Um, since this is Hayden's first sale, bin, 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.680 I always like to know, like where where everyone stands 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:20.320 on the online buying of other people's wears? Are you 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.920 an online classified shopper? Do you look for things on 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.880 Facebook and Craig's List and such? Shoot? Yeah, You're boy's 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.640 been known to be a little bit thrifty like that. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.840 Uh you know, what do you buy? What do you like? 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:35.080 What are you using for dude? All sorts of gear? Man? Um? Yeah, 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:39.800 I've bought a bunch of guitarist from a website called Reverb, 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:44.280 but like I also buy a lot of my waterfowl 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:50.080 decoys from like Piste off x Wives and girlfriends. You know, 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.600 full body decoys are expensive. Man, in the best sale 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.000 I've ever found is when you know you've got like 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.240 a a Spern lover swinging the auction gavel. You know 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.800 what I mean. I do know, dude, I do know. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:02.680 And like those posts are so rare and you've got 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:04.240 to be quick on it. But you see every once 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.959 in a while on Craig's List, it's like every piece 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.760 of fish tackle and fish poles in my condo needs 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.960 to be gone tomorrow. Call Holly, and you know it's like, 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:16.800 oh man, I need to get there tomorrow before he 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:20.120 gets back from work. You know, I'm about that way 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:25.520 better than this guy's about that exactly, exactly, oh man. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.880 So anyway, so here's what we have. I'm glad, I'm 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.520 glad you're an online classified person that makes this more fun. 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.600 So so here's what we have. Okay, the title of 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.440 this post, and now, mind you, I'm betting that even 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.320 more people have seen this post than Senate. It's it's 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:42.080 out there in all kinds of different Facebook forums. The 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:47.320 title is secret jigs I use at Missouri Trout Parks 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:51.240 and the photo is just a shot of a railing 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:55.040 surrounding a low head dam and you see a lone 0:11:55.679 --> 0:12:00.360 angler waiting just above the damn. And I'm just surmising here, really, 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.720 but I'm gonna I'm gonna say it was probably taking 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.640 at a Missouri trout park, would be my guess. I 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:12.560 would say that's probably a fair assumption. Trout parks, I feel, 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:19.280 are a very interesting cultural phenomenon and totally and I 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:24.280 think that what's interesting about him is there are some 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:29.080 folks that are like very dedicated to visiting. That's just 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:33.600 what they do. And and honestly, like you know, I'm 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:38.079 sure it breeds a certain level of skill just because 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:43.959 like the ability to rapidly a b test a bunch 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.800 of different stuff over fish that you know, you know 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.520 are seeing it well, dude, And there's there's some truth 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.199 to that. It's like, on one hand, you step back 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.800 and you're like, trout park, that's lame. I would never 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.800 do that. But if you're into that, these places tend 0:12:56.800 --> 0:13:00.240 to have their ringers, like, ah, that's old Bill over there. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:01.920 He gets him every time, you know what I mean. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:06.360 Like it's like it's like a jockeying for position at 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.000 some of these trout parks. I would I would bet. Yeah. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:12.480 My my experience of trout parks overall is very limited, 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.680 but I will tell you a quick story about one. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.559 And it's actually this is a story I told him 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:21.800 my grandfather's funeral. The I'm coming in with him today, man, 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:26.720 I'm ready. Uh. So, when I was a kid, uh, 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.360 one of my first trout fishing excursions was at one 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:33.600 of these trout parks, and this one in particular was 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:35.760 like a kind of catch and keep pay to play, 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:40.080 right right, Um, I'm about four years old or something, 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.720 and I managed to catch a fish, and you know, 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.880 my dad puts him in the ten gallon bucket and 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.920 kind of I am now no longer interested in fishing. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.800 I'm interested in watching this one particular fish kind of 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.680 swim around. So a couple of hours go by and 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:57.240 we're leaving the trout park and we passed the you know, 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.600 the the shed with a teenager and the filat knife, 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.760 and uh, the guy kind of looks at me as 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:06.400 I'm leaving, me goes, hey, uh, do you want your 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:11.000 fish cleaned? And me, being four, I'm like, yeah, I 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:15.960 I would like a shiny clean fish. Oh no, I'll 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:21.160 poor little you into the bucket. Slaps on the cutting board, 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.360 and I'm thinking that's a weird way to clean a fish. 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:25.720 I feel like, I feel like it's probably not sleuper 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.880 good for it. And he just eviscerates this fish in 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.000 front of me, and I cried all the way home. 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.640 And you've never been back to a trout park since. 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:43.600 Oh man, that's sad. That's so funny. Uh. Anyway, anyway, 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:47.280 story time over. So these secret jigs, right, these these 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.840 secret jigs, they'll cost you ten dollars, and four ten 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:55.000 dollars you get ten, so a bucket jig, which isn't terrible, right, 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:58.040 that's a lot cheaper than dry flies, a lot cheaper 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:01.920 than dry flies. Three fifty most places for one blue 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:06.240 wing olive cause three fifty right, not even tied good? Yeah, exactly. 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:11.960 But anyhow, man, uh, I would say that these one 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:15.440 dollar jigs are not only a good price, but a 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:21.400 steal for what they are and what they are. Lightning 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:26.400 in a bottle. Man, I'm going to read the listeners 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:32.480 the description of the jigs in question. So ten for ten, 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:36.520 my secret jig that I catch thirty to fifty trout 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:40.760 a day, no picture to keep it secret. I guarantee 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:44.080 you will catch your limit daily. I have used this 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:47.840 jig for forty eight years. Will also throw in a 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:51.520 detailed diagram of how to use it. Phone number hidden 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.920 four forty eight years. It's kind of odd. Why not 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:59.000 just say fifty or forty five? Like that's very specific? Hey, 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:02.960 you want to know that he's honest, dude, these so 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.640 it can't be exaggerating, right, But so I got to 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:09.440 say right. In a way, it's kind of genius marketing. 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:12.880 It's like the grown up version of the surprise eggs. 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:15.560 All the little kids are are are into right, and 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:17.880 much cheaper. I might add, cause I know from experience. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:19.440 It's like, you know, you give me ten bucks and 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.200 trust me, this is gonna be good. Like you're gonna 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:25.880 like you like this. There are a lot of secret 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:31.200 recipes that people go to great lengths to keep that way, dude, 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.120 a hundred percent. But this is like a wink and 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:36.840 a nod you've put out on the entire internet. I'm 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:41.400 surprised it didn't put it on the dark Web. So 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:44.280 he's trying to keep it secret, and then he assumes 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.760 the buyer will keep it secret. But you know, at 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:50.440 some point some asshole is going to spill the beans, 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:55.240 and that asshole is me because I have purchased these 0:16:55.280 --> 0:17:00.240 Oh you didn't. I did. I'm holding the package here 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:04.119 and I have not opened it, and it's been killing 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:07.840 me for over a week. I have been saving this 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:11.440 for this moment. On this sale beIN right here. It's 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:15.199 gonna be the first ever unboxing on this podcast. I 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.119 gotta say, like, I just did this through Facebook, and 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.159 not to be rude, but like, you're not giving your 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.119 credit card to like a business. You're dealing with some 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:26.600 rando dude. That fish is Missouri trout Parks. So I'm 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.840 still convinced somehow this will result in like my bank 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:33.199 account being drained or my interview man, well, yeah I 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.960 use PayPal, Okay, smart guy. But still I'm like from 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:40.160 Jersey and trust nobody. You know what I mean? You do? Yeah, 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:42.480 but but it's it's all worth it to amuse the 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:44.439 ben audience. I'm doing this because I want you all 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:46.960 to catch more fish, god damn it, Like I want 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:50.040 you to have all the manages. On the other hand, 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.199 I want you to know if you're getting scammed. I 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:54.680 believe it's worth ten bucks of my heart earned money 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:57.440 to let you know this I'm not even gonna expense this, dude, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.119 I'm not even gonna make meat eat or pay or 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.400 what very well could be a mistake. This is This 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:05.760 is a lot of pressure on you too, because this 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:08.919 could be a cloud of anthrax. Like you're watching me 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:13.040 on the computer right now that I'm very happy I'm 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:19.160 watching you. You're safe out there in Montana. It could 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:22.080 be a mail bomb, although it's very light. It would 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:25.760 be the most sophisticated mail bomb ever. But I'm actually listening. 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:29.320 It's by scissors. I have sat on this for a week, 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.399 and this is it. Phil. You need to put a 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:35.679 drum roll over this. I am cutting the envelope right now, 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:41.160 and together we're gonna see about these secret jigs. Look 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:44.000 that they're all wrapped up in weird paper. These are 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:50.520 gonna be good. Uh, oh my god, it's just a scam. 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:54.440 Oh no, that's the diagram. Oh my god, dude, you've 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.639 got to be kidding me. I hope you've got to 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:58.440 be kidding me. I'm gonna see I'm hold this so 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:02.080 you could see it. It's literally a tiny bag. Can 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:08.040 you even see that? Of Like it's it's protagons in 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:13.720 all white. It is literally just a jig style hook 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:18.840 gold with an itty bitty head that looks like a 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:22.960 nymph head painted white. And then he has just wrapped 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:26.439 white thread behind it and tapered it. That is it. 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:30.720 That is all that it is. I was expecting like 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:34.520 bucktail or just I was expecting it to be like 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:37.159 some forty eight years dude, this should have been some 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:42.000 precursor to the trout magnet or something these All it 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.880 looks like is a euronymph with an upturned eye. It's 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:49.880 just a white thread. What is what is? Let's let's 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:51.840 look at the details. Let's look at the worm on 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:55.080 the detailed diagram. It's going to tell you to tip 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:58.800 it with something. And I read the damn guy's advice 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:02.000 for catching trout at Bennett Springs State Park. If you 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:05.480 fish Bennett Spring State Park, this is your lucky day. 0:20:05.920 --> 0:20:08.919 Um Man. How to set up fly rod or spinning 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:11.960 rod for this jig? Number one, Always use two pound 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:15.840 test line or less. What's less than two pound test line? 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:20.040 UM eight x tippet. I don't even know. I don't 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.120 know does he have does he have some secret line 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:24.920 that he also sells with these secret jigs? No? Man, 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:28.479 Always try and fish about six inches from bottom. Always 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:31.400 make sure there isn't any moss on the jig parentheses. 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:37.000 Very important. Use an adjustable cork when using a spinning rod. 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:40.240 Make sure you keep the line tight. Tie jig on 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:43.040 leader between six and eight inches above that and put 0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:49.200 number six split shot adjust cork accordingly. Best place to fish, dude, 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:52.679 Best place to fish this jig at Bennett Spring, number 0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:57.199 one on the damn number two. All four corners of 0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:00.840 the damn up lower. I'm seeing a day Am theme here. 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:06.960 Not many people think to fish the damn. Oh my god, dude. 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:18.800 This is number three, all the handicapped spots. Number like 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:25.200 jigsie selling way points, number four, feeder stream outlet, number 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:30.840 five feeder stream from hatchery outlet to stream. This is 0:21:33.240 --> 0:21:35.520 you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna look. I 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:38.320 just gonna say, I have no doubt these will catch 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:41.960 fish like these are like stock trout at a trout park. 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.240 Why not. It just looks like a little white maggot 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.480 or something. This is well, I mean yeah, sure, sure, 0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:49.520 I mean, like you know, like it's like what you know, 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:54.080 waltz worm looks like nothing too. I think it's funny 0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:59.000 that like it's so fish Park, not fish Park in general, 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:04.560 but fish Park singular specific. And I do like that 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.920 if you took anybody to survey this body of water 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:09.360 and you were like, where do you think you'd catch 0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:12.520 some fish? They would point to all this new secret 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:17.879 spots immediately. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not 0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:21.720 mad at dude. They're definitely heavier. I think these are lead, 0:22:21.800 --> 0:22:24.160 Like these aren't like a tungsten head or traditional nimp head. 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:27.919 I actually think these are itty bitty lead jigheads. But 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:29.760 it's just so funny to me. I mean, there's not 0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:31.840 even a piece of flash in him. Not it is 0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:36.720 literally just white thread. That's always think, what do you 0:22:36.720 --> 0:22:40.000 think the likelihood is that we have a listener that 0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:44.480 is in like reasonable proximity of this fish park. If 0:22:44.520 --> 0:22:47.280 you are hit me up. It also bothers me because 0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:49.480 now that I think about it, this man has my address, 0:22:49.680 --> 0:22:53.400 so he could now send me anthrax or a letter 0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:57.560