WEBVTT - #446 - Ken Flores

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<v Speaker 1>It's your boy. Ken Floor is check me out on

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<v Speaker 1>the Bootleg keV podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, Bootleg cav podcast. Man, we got a special guest

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<v Speaker 2>in here, the very funny Ken Floor is welcome, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>What up? Man, appreciate you having me, man, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yere. You know I've noticed about you. You have a pretty

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<v Speaker 2>stellar fitted hat collection.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, I know. I've loved hats ever since I

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<v Speaker 1>was growing up. I worked at Lids for a good minute.

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<v Speaker 2>You got the Lids discount?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, No, I mean I got yeah, well, I got yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I used to steal from that motherfucker so

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<v Speaker 1>they fired my eyes. But I was working there during

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<v Speaker 1>high school and ship that my coworker started sucking the manager,

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<v Speaker 1>so we started stealing because we was blackmailing her. Nice

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<v Speaker 1>all all kinds of shit. But anyways, all that to

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<v Speaker 1>say that, yeah, I got into hats around that time.

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<v Speaker 1>And now when people see it on the videos online,

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<v Speaker 1>every time I go to their city, they got one

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<v Speaker 1>ready for me. Gott to get it for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the best.

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<v Speaker 2>What's uh the most you pay for a fitting?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? I mean usually the nice ones that I got

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<v Speaker 1>are are the ones that are gifts. I was just

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<v Speaker 1>in San Diego and I went into like just the

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<v Speaker 1>lids and bought like a regular I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>maybe like a spring training in San Diego Padres had

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<v Speaker 1>and that was sixty dollars, and I don't kind of hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, nah, they're fucking dude, They're they're

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<v Speaker 2>up there. Especially if you go to like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like shots to Cap City. You go over there, they

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<v Speaker 2>got like the variants, Like shit, you might spend like

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<v Speaker 2>seventy dollars on the fitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's crazy. And then like when me when I

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<v Speaker 1>went on to perform, so usually I'm sweating on stage,

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<v Speaker 1>so I could only usually wear it once and after

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<v Speaker 1>that has got like a yellow stain on it or

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<v Speaker 1>like ass.

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<v Speaker 2>That shit is crazy. Ah. So you said you were

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<v Speaker 2>just in Reno this past weekend and you flooded your

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<v Speaker 2>hotel room.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, yeah, I was in Reno. It was my

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<v Speaker 1>first time there. I heard about it, but I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>a real methy town, real mad you know, it's crazy

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like it's a weird combo. It's like some

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<v Speaker 1>of the richest, wealthy as nice as white people, and

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<v Speaker 1>then just some of like the most trashiest fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>People's kind of like Vegas. Yeah, it's just like much

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<v Speaker 2>smaller and much more rednecky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but but it was fun. Man. It was

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<v Speaker 1>my first time there. But they put me in like

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<v Speaker 1>a nice, a nice suite at the at the comedy

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<v Speaker 1>club was inside the casino and they put me in

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<v Speaker 1>a suite up there and they had a nice like

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<v Speaker 1>dracuzie with a big view. And usually I've got jacuzzies before,

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<v Speaker 1>but like at the Super eight, so I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>think about getting them, because.

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<v Speaker 2>They got jacuzzies at the Super eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get like the they give you like the

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<v Speaker 1>deluxe sweet. Oh yeah, I mean I wouldn't get in.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably get something like STD or some shit. But

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, this this hotel was a little bit nicer.

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<v Speaker 1>So I ran the water. I let it fill up

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<v Speaker 1>all the way. I was drunk as hell, was me

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<v Speaker 1>and my girl. It's like five in the morning. We

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<v Speaker 1>had already we were down like fifteen hundred at the casino.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, you know, what's in the night,

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<v Speaker 1>the nice like jacuzzie, you know, So I filled it

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<v Speaker 1>up all away. I ain't realize that, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't never took this nice class or science class when

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<v Speaker 1>you put they talking about it was water distribution or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. When you jump in that motherfucker the

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<v Speaker 1>water elevator. So me and my girl both got in

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<v Speaker 1>that motherfucker. And I'm a big motherfucker already, so that shit,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like a tsunami. Bro Like, I just

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<v Speaker 1>looked at the water like flood the whole apartment. And

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<v Speaker 1>crazy thing is that we I had just traveled from

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago to Reno, and I was doing laundry because I

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<v Speaker 1>stopped to visit my parents and my I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>miss my flight, so I didn't let my clothes dry

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<v Speaker 1>all the way. So as soon as I got to

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<v Speaker 1>the suite, I laid everything out on the floor air dry,

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<v Speaker 1>and now everything's on the floor. So it's the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>sweetest flood and everything's just getting soaked all over again.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're it's just me and my girl. We're literally

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<v Speaker 1>fighting to get out this dracuzie. But of course the

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<v Speaker 1>dracuzie is like like he's got like a little slant,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're slipping. It's like some cartoon shit flint Stone ship,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're running and play Scooby Douch shit. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>finally we get to jump out the goddamn uh CHACUZI

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<v Speaker 1>we put everything away, But I mean at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're walking around the whole weekend, uh, and here's

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<v Speaker 1>all the water and the goddamn fucking carpet. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>by the third day, it just smelled like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like mold.

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<v Speaker 1>It was mold. I was like, we either gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>through this motherfucking ceiling down to the next floor or

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<v Speaker 1>the next motherfucker will no deposit. No, not the bozigone.

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<v Speaker 1>We just started smoking in that moment. At that point,

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<v Speaker 1>we just started.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, once you fled the room, you just got to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like, I don't know, just do whatever you

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<v Speaker 2>want in there. At that point, for real, You're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna smoke weed.

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<v Speaker 1>Might as well sub least demo for Yeah, my Airbnb's

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<v Speaker 1>bitch out for a day, you know, shit shot.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it? So you're originally from Chicago, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up in the North side of Chicago, Hombo

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<v Speaker 1>Park neighborhood, and then I moved out right around like

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<v Speaker 1>middle school, middle school, high school. I moved moved out

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<v Speaker 1>to Aurora, which is a suburb of Chicago about forty

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<v Speaker 1>miles west of downtown. Wayne's World was actually shot there.

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<v Speaker 2>Waynswood was shot in your hometown.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, a ruraland north fire.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm curious because, like, I don't think a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people give like the city of Chicago, like like enough

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<v Speaker 2>credit as it being like a real Mexican city. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because like when we think of Mexicans, we think of

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<v Speaker 2>like Texas the West Coast, like, but Chicago's like I

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<v Speaker 2>would always say the furthest East. You can get real

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<v Speaker 2>dope Mexican food is Chicago. Anything after that, shit's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, man, man, there's actually an argument going on online.

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually gotten gone viral a few times. Bread is

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<v Speaker 1>argument of saying that just Chicago has got better in

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican food than the whole country, even California. Yeah, some people. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've lived here a little bit longer now in l A,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've i come to realize that it's just that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys got a lot of options.

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<v Speaker 2>What's also a home for you?

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<v Speaker 1>So like I get it, Yeah, but but we do

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<v Speaker 1>got good food though.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure, I heard it. I heard it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I mean yeah, but when I started touring

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<v Speaker 1>and traveling. I tell people I'm from Chicago, and the

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<v Speaker 1>first reaction is there's Mexicans there, which to me is

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<v Speaker 1>like insane, because I mean I'm from there, so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck, Like everybody, we're all Mexican up there.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? But but yeah, it was crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's also a culture shock to go to New

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<v Speaker 1>York or like my first time I was ever on

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<v Speaker 1>the road, I went to DC and I realized that

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<v Speaker 1>there's their majority of Latino was Salvadorian. It wasn't Mexican.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was kind of weird to me. I was like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>That's like when I moved.

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<v Speaker 2>I lived in Florida for three years, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if I met a Mexican, I was excited. All from

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<v Speaker 2>the West Coast. Where can I get good food? And

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<v Speaker 2>they're like.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not, say yeah, yeah, it is a culture, especially

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<v Speaker 1>if you frequent only the West coast, you know, Texas

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<v Speaker 1>or Chicago, and then you go out easier like oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You go to Florida. It's that cool Cubano food man,

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<v Speaker 2>which is fire. It's fire, for sure, but it's different.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's totally different.

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<v Speaker 1>In Chicago, we actually got a we actually got. We

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<v Speaker 1>got Puerto Ricans in Hombo Parking neighborhood, and we got

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<v Speaker 1>Puerto Rican Chicago food that's not even available in Puerto Rico.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 2>Puerto Rican Chicago, a style of Puerto Rican food in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>Only specific specifically, they created this like text mes yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like text mex but they got this thing. It's called

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<v Speaker 1>the head Etho. I always found it out. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's basically like a state sandwich when instead of bread

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<v Speaker 1>they use planteens. And it's just I mean a one

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to Heids and Mons in Chicago and Humble Park.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gas bro. I recommend you guys to go there.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's why Chicago is different, Like the food is

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<v Speaker 1>just I think we got the best food in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard. I've heard it's amazing. My friend is radio

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<v Speaker 2>out there. Uh so, north side of Chicago's Cubs yep,

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<v Speaker 2>south side obviously white sox So did you grow up

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<v Speaker 2>a Cubs fin? You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>The people we used to live in a basement, me

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<v Speaker 1>and my family and the people that the landlord that

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<v Speaker 1>lived above us, which is kind of like our family

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<v Speaker 1>now that we consider them. But they were like huge

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<v Speaker 1>coach fans, so I just I just remember like Sammy

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<v Speaker 1>Sosa during his prime and all that, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>They never took me to a game, and I still

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<v Speaker 1>to this day have never been to a Cubs game.

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<v Speaker 1>But they grew up liking the Cubs. You know, as

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<v Speaker 1>I got older, I kind of fell off of baseball

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<v Speaker 1>and I started wearing a lot of black. So I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just buy a whole bunch of socks gear.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, white Sox, the cleanest hat in all sports. Yeah, definitely,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I think I probably owned three hundred white Sox

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<v Speaker 2>fitted in the last ten weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>They go with everything.

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<v Speaker 2>You can wear white Sox fitted with anything, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And then but I've been to white Sox games, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually been to more Dodgers games and then anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess I consider myself with Dodgers right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But but yeah, yeah, I grew up a Cubs fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh when you were growing up, because obviously, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when we think of Chicago from like the hip hop perspective,

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<v Speaker 2>at least in the last decade, we think like the

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<v Speaker 2>shy Iraq quote unquote, the drill scene. Obviously the North

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<v Speaker 2>Side is a lot not near that where you were

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<v Speaker 2>at and obviously moved out, But did you did you like,

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<v Speaker 2>were you like being in your hometown during that era

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<v Speaker 2>of like drill and everything that was happening out of Chicago,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what would like? Was that like dope just to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of be around for Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Bro, it's it's like, you know what this is?

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<v Speaker 1>How inspiring that shit is. This weekend, Chief Keith was

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<v Speaker 1>back in.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicago first time in twelve years for Summer Smash.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was literally considering canceling my show

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<v Speaker 1>to fly back to Chicago because I got I'm friends

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<v Speaker 1>with the people that own speaker Box, So I was

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<v Speaker 1>shout out my homie, even Caronza so he always looks

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<v Speaker 1>me up with tickets and like it was such a

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<v Speaker 1>monumental movement for s like I'm watching the goddamn tiktoks.

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<v Speaker 1>My eyes are watery and shit, my fucking I'm getting goosebumps.

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<v Speaker 1>If you follow me on Instagram, it's Ken Flores's three

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<v Speaker 1>zero zero, It's three hundred because we were so like

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<v Speaker 1>it just inspired Chief keefs just I'm not a beady

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a black disciple, right, but but we all,

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<v Speaker 1>like all he had the Mexicans, the Blacks, the white

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<v Speaker 1>everybody was beaty around that time twenty twelve when like

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<v Speaker 1>Back from the Dead came out Fredo Santana and me

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<v Speaker 1>one time. One time, me and Fredo Santana. He had

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<v Speaker 1>a concert and I was up there just game banging.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not evenna say what I was saying, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was game banging and he saw me, so we started

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<v Speaker 1>game banging on each other. It was it was like

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<v Speaker 1>like I was a huge fan of the whole glow,

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<v Speaker 1>like the Glory Boys and all that little dirt when

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<v Speaker 1>he came up, I mean, and then like following g

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<v Speaker 1>Herbel Baby right after all that, Like that whole time

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<v Speaker 1>was like they made it seem like even me as

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<v Speaker 1>a comedian because like Kanye made it out of Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. But I was too young at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I was born ninety six for sure, Like I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>even like into hip hop around that time, like because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my parents Mexican, I didn't even know hip

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<v Speaker 1>hop was a thing or whatever. So when I got

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<v Speaker 1>into hip hop it was a little bit later. But

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<v Speaker 1>just being able to witness that whole era of love foe,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like these guys like for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>they made their whole their friends famous, like like Fredo

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<v Speaker 1>Santana had like the Savage Squad, Little Dirt and his

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<v Speaker 1>OTF crew. You know, it's sad. Obviously, they also ignited

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<v Speaker 1>a war in Chicago, and you know a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people lost their life. Yeah, but I mean just like

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<v Speaker 1>the as far as the motivation too, Like it made

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like, oh shit, this dude is from here,

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<v Speaker 1>like the same place I'm from. Not necessarily the same place,

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<v Speaker 1>right because it's a completely different world the South Side

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<v Speaker 1>compared to the North Side or the suburbs, but just

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<v Speaker 1>just like him, Like damn, he lived like out here,

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<v Speaker 1>he walked these streets and he fucking made it. He

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<v Speaker 1>blew up. He's a multi millionaire, huge innerscope deal. Sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>years old. I'm sixteen years old, you know, like at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and it just motivated me to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I could make it, and what I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>if he can do it, you know, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna lie. Like it was really inspirational, like and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people started rapping. Has a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>rappers from Chicago came up.

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<v Speaker 2>He's probably I mean, I mean, look when you break

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<v Speaker 2>it down, like the last you know, ten to fifteen years,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like him future.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as the most influential influencing other artists, sound like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably those two, like you know, because.

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<v Speaker 1>It was I mean, it was just completely like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know, man to.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, it was I was dope. It was dope. I

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<v Speaker 2>was at I was at Rolling Loud, uh and I

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<v Speaker 2>was on stage while he was performing because Sexy Red

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<v Speaker 2>cave out. We were up there were that ship was

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<v Speaker 2>a free for all on stage. They had the whole

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<v Speaker 2>goddamn everybody from Rolling Loud was was just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>come and see him perform because like he don't perform

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<v Speaker 2>like like that, you know, like for for and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like to see him go back to Chicago was dope.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even realize that they're like your first time

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<v Speaker 2>in twelve years somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And so there are songs like, for example, like

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<v Speaker 1>like Fernido who you know you put it at a

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<v Speaker 1>club at any concert, it's gonna play and people crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's the first time he gets to perform that,

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<v Speaker 1>which is crazy. I mean, it's insane, Like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like I said, I just wish I was there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely a crazy moment.

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<v Speaker 2>So how did you kind of break it down?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? Obviously you know you're you're obviously killing it, You're

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<v Speaker 2>you're torn, you've you've been killing it as a comedian,

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<v Speaker 2>But how did all all this start for you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, shout out to the internet. You know, Internet

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<v Speaker 1>definitely changing a lot of people's eyes right now if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a content creator. But as far as I put

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<v Speaker 1>me in the game, you actually just had my big one,

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<v Speaker 1>Rene Baka here not too long ago. The way the

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<v Speaker 1>way I kind of started getting on the road was

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<v Speaker 1>I I came across some of his videos. He was

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<v Speaker 1>actually one of the first people to start like with

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<v Speaker 1>those with those viral stand up clips. Now I know

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<v Speaker 1>that they're all over the internet. You know, most of

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<v Speaker 1>them are trashed, but he was like, everybody's doing them,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's doing them, but they don't. Everybody don't.

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<v Speaker 2>And also they're forcing crowd work to try to get

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<v Speaker 2>one of those moments as opposed to just focusing on

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<v Speaker 2>the comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it sucks to see a comedian performed looking for

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<v Speaker 1>a clip or chasing the clip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Like it's like, dude, just do do as it

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<v Speaker 2>gets set, that'll happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it happens. It happens. If it don't, it

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<v Speaker 1>don't is way more organic, you feel me. But Renee

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<v Speaker 1>was one of those guys that like he was never

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<v Speaker 1>looking for the clip. He's just a fucking crazy motherfucker

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<v Speaker 1>on stage. His energy is insane, so his videos would

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<v Speaker 1>automatically go viral, you know. And I remember me and

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<v Speaker 1>my homeboy Chin's at the time were watching them and

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, dude, whenever this kid, I don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>this kid is, but we need to go see him

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<v Speaker 1>whenever it comes to Chicago, And he had booked a

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<v Speaker 1>show at the Laugh Factory out there. At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>Rene only had like forty thousand followers, So I messaged him.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey man, you know, I'm a comedian

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<v Speaker 1>in Chicago. At that point, I was had like a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand followers or something. I was I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>open for you, We would love to work with you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're from San Fernando Valley, I got families,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I was trying to like relate to hev

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<v Speaker 1>you feeling like so he give me a spot, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, bro, I already got people coming with me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm sorry, I can't really give you a spot.

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<v Speaker 1>And I understand him because now I get people that

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<v Speaker 1>message me that, and you're like, what, I put you

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<v Speaker 1>up everybody? You know, So I get him now. But

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<v Speaker 1>at that time, and I was like, damn, Luckily I

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<v Speaker 1>had a relationship with the club. So then the club

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<v Speaker 1>ended up hitting me up there like you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody dropped out so he'd come through five minutes open

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<v Speaker 1>for him. I was like, all right, fuck it. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went up first before all his openers, and I look,

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<v Speaker 1>he killed that shit. And it was only like forty

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<v Speaker 1>people there. Like he wasn't that big at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>so we could. We didn't really sell tickets. It was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of empty, but we rocked the show that night.

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<v Speaker 1>We drank and then and then he started telling me like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>put your content out. Put your content out, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start to blow up. People follow you, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, fucking I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we started me in my roommate at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I told him, I was like, I'm gonna pay for

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<v Speaker 1>your half of the rent. Just do me a favor, like,

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<v Speaker 1>just cut out clips for me, and that's all I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to do. He was my video guy at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, all right, fuck it, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we started putting out clips every week and I

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<v Speaker 1>started growing when they started blowing up like Max, like

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<v Speaker 1>to the Max. Then he was gonna come back to Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>The time he came back to Chicago, he actually hit

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<v Speaker 1>me up. He's like, hey, man, I see you've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing your thing. I'm about to go back. Help me

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<v Speaker 1>promote the show. Let's sell it out. I'll let your

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<v Speaker 1>feature for me and you'll give you twenty minutes instead

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<v Speaker 1>of fine. I was like, all right, fucking we announced

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<v Speaker 1>the show. It sold out like in two days. There's

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<v Speaker 1>like three hundred people. So I was like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 1>like we got something going here. So then we did

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<v Speaker 1>the show, rocked that well. He actually his feature. Something

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<v Speaker 1>had happened. We had overbooked the show, so they had

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<v Speaker 1>to have me host instead, which hosting kind of sucks

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<v Speaker 1>because then you got to go first.

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<v Speaker 2>And in the middle of everybody, in the middle of everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, you know what, I'm instead of

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<v Speaker 1>looking at it like fuck you know, I got the mooted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna look at it like opportunity. I get to

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<v Speaker 1>go up there multiple times, so I'm gonna make them

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<v Speaker 1>love me. So I went up there. I fucking rocked

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<v Speaker 1>that shit, and they got to a point where the

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<v Speaker 1>people were waiting for the comedians to hurry up and

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<v Speaker 1>finish just so they can see me again. So then

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<v Speaker 1>Renee obviously went up there and rocked that shit. And

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<v Speaker 1>then from there he told me, he's like, hey, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>call off work tomorrow and let's go to Detroit. I

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<v Speaker 1>got another tour stuff up there. Shit. I was like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>say lez I call working.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing leasing for an apartment complex that over

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<v Speaker 1>there and back home, and I was like fuck it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I called off work and we went up to Detroit.

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<v Speaker 1>We drove all the way up to Detroit. We did

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<v Speaker 1>the show, and from there we went out to drink

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<v Speaker 1>to a buffalo Wowings. I remember, this is the relationship

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<v Speaker 1>somebody ever did for me in comedy. We were drinking

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<v Speaker 1>at the be Doves and he's like, bro, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to come to La. Have you ever performed in La?

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<v Speaker 1>And at that time, I already was kind of building

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<v Speaker 1>a following and people would tell me like, are you

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<v Speaker 1>from La, You need to come to La. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know nobody in Labor, so I've never performed

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<v Speaker 1>out there, but I know I got people that's waiting

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<v Speaker 1>on me. So he's like, how about this, you and

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<v Speaker 1>me go to the Haja Comedy Club. Well co headline,

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<v Speaker 1>so you will go fifty fifty on the door. You

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<v Speaker 1>can have fifty, I'll keep fifty. And he didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. He could have just been like, you

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<v Speaker 1>could open for me.

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<v Speaker 2>And you'd been like, I'm in hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fuck, I don't give a shit if I would

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<v Speaker 1>have been negative, like I'm coming so, but instead he

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<v Speaker 1>did that for me, And before we left the be Duves,

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<v Speaker 1>he had already got on the phone with the owner

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<v Speaker 1>of ha haa comedy club, shot out to Terry and

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<v Speaker 1>we already had the link up before we left. Ken

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<v Speaker 1>Flores and Renee Vaka like co headline in Haha Comedy Club,

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<v Speaker 1>North Hollywood. So that to me was like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's he's like he like he's doing it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not just talking out his ass because in this business,

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<v Speaker 1>motherfuckers be talking out the ass. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking we gone. Then. So from there he went back

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<v Speaker 1>home and we didn't really speak until like the week

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<v Speaker 1>of the shows the show started selling out. We started

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<v Speaker 1>with one show, ended up with four total. And I

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<v Speaker 1>remember that weekend we did the show and this motherfucker

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<v Speaker 1>pulled out. He did on purpose, but it was cool

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<v Speaker 1>of him. He pulled. He got the money in cash

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<v Speaker 1>and he gave me. You know, it was like like

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<v Speaker 1>six seventh grand, big old stacker cash and I had

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<v Speaker 1>never had that much bread, like legal money like like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, Like this motherfucker just changed my

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<v Speaker 1>life literally, like this seven thousand, I'm able to quit

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<v Speaker 1>my job and move out here. And then he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got Boston, New York and he gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a list of like eight cities. Following weeks, he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>let me know. So I fucking I didn't even call

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<v Speaker 1>my boss. I just went back home. I dropped my

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<v Speaker 1>keys off in the office. I got a one way

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<v Speaker 1>back to LA and I never went back. This is

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<v Speaker 1>last year. At the beginning of the year twenty twenty three, January,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck yeah, and I was Janet and that was what

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<v Speaker 1>June twenty twenty four I'm on my own tour, I

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<v Speaker 1>got my own agents, my own management is because every

0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:10.560
<v Speaker 1>time he was in the room, that's my dope. Hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like people don't be putting on like that

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<v Speaker 2>like they like they should. Man, I feel like, obviously

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<v Speaker 2>you always hear guys like Joe Rogan bringing people up,

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<v Speaker 2>but like you know, I feel like I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>there's the other side of comedy where people are very

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<v Speaker 2>like stingy with the yeah you like.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing about Renee, the way he moves, He's very confident,

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<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't just appear to be confident. He is

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<v Speaker 1>confident in his material, in his work, so he don't

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<v Speaker 1>mind putting me up before him a lot. There is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times where I would do shows in

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago and people be like, oh, I'm not gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>after Cans because he can's gonna rip it up right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm gonna have to go fucking suck so so,

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<v Speaker 1>and he don't. He's not scared of having to follow somebody. Funny. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you want somebody to kill it. Hell yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that should be the mindset, but it isn't for a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people, you know, so he they.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to be the funniest person of the night no

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<v Speaker 2>matter what.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, even if it means booking people, that's sucking

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<v Speaker 1>having the crowd have to sit through the bullshit, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, he did that for me, and because he

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<v Speaker 1>is confident in his material, he don't mind me getting

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of the pine. And then you realize in

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<v Speaker 1>this game is fucking money everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Now when I saw you, guys, I saw you and

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<v Speaker 2>him and Concrete pulled up that ship was dog. That

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<v Speaker 2>was one of the funnier nights. And you were roasting

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<v Speaker 2>this dude in the front row you. The whole crowd

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<v Speaker 2>was chating Frank is gay. Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Frank sucks, Dick Frank sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah, that you gotta be careful about

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<v Speaker 1>because you never know.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're like, who do you want to do? I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, damn, I was like ship but being ben bother,

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<v Speaker 2>like what the fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to say? It's like a new age of comedy,

0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:42.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, like it was cool though.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny dude, Yeah it was, it was, It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a good night. So before you met Renee,

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<v Speaker 2>how long was your comedic journey before that? Like, were

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<v Speaker 2>you just doing open mics.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I mean, so my license got revoked because I

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<v Speaker 1>was driving. Yeah, okay, So and I was already living

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<v Speaker 1>on in the in the Aura, so it's about like

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<v Speaker 1>a thirty five minute drive into the city, so I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really have rides to go into the city. So

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't really do open mics like that I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was only doing open mics in my hometown, which

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<v Speaker 1>only be like once a month. I did comedy about

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<v Speaker 1>five years before I've ember day. Wow, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>five years in.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was very much like a hobby. Were you

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<v Speaker 2>super like in it? Like, Yo, this shit's gonna work.

0:20:21.080 --> 0:20:23.840
<v Speaker 1>It had to work, Like I was. I was like,

0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.880
<v Speaker 1>it's it has to work because I know I ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go work at a factory. No

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<v Speaker 1>more warehouse. I'm done with that ship. I was into drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Really bad too, doing them or selling them?

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<v Speaker 1>Doing them? No, I was not selling nothing. I was

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<v Speaker 1>doing all my products.

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<v Speaker 2>But what drugs were you doing?

0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Cocaine? Man? Oh? Yeah, yeah, that's the one to fuck

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<v Speaker 1>you up?

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<v Speaker 2>Explain why your friends with our good buddy Alexis.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh but anyway, so yeah, that and and I

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<v Speaker 1>ended up doing I was doing open mics or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was I kind of had to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>I killed every show I was on to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to leave with another booking from that show because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have time to hang out or the politics hang

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<v Speaker 1>out exactly. I just couldn't do it because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to ride it. I was fucked, so I had

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<v Speaker 1>to work with what I had. So only in my

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<v Speaker 1>whole life is kind of weird to say, and people

0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:11.959
<v Speaker 1>don't believe me when I say it, but I've only

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<v Speaker 1>ever done like eight or nine open mics ever. From there,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just shows that I was booking, shows that

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<v Speaker 1>I was booking, and then the Internet just put the

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<v Speaker 1>Internet and they just took everything off. But luckily, like

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<v Speaker 1>I was ready and I you know, it also takes talent.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not hard work is hard work, but there's also

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<v Speaker 1>got to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a little you can do. You could work really

0:21:30.440 --> 0:21:33.880
<v Speaker 2>hard at putting out shitty music. No one's gonna like it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but like if you suck, you suck, like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it is where it is now. If you have a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of talent, you know, maybe you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we see some subpar comedians doing well but

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<v Speaker 2>they have great fucking work ethics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, exactly, so you will get better. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I've been doing on the road because I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't ready because a lot of comedians, especially like the Ogs,

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<v Speaker 1>like the burg Christis Thompson girls, like most of them,

0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:58.000
<v Speaker 1>they got to feature for years before they started headlining,

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<v Speaker 1>So they walked into a lot of these venues already.

0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.360
<v Speaker 1>So when you walk it somewhere that you've already been

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<v Speaker 1>to before, it's different. It's a completely different confidence. Even

0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:07.280
<v Speaker 1>if the status you know it, you know the player,

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<v Speaker 1>you know where the backstage is, where the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Peop kind of have an idea about the people who

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<v Speaker 2>come to the shows in those cities.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly exactly, and you're not iffy about like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're about ship you know. But yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>with me, it's like a lot of these places I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to is I'm going there for the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know I'm gonna get treated right, but

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<v Speaker 1>so so it kind of like the first night's always

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like uh, kind of rubbing the dust stuff

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. But but yeah, man, I mean sure, fuck it.

0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:35.280
<v Speaker 1>We live in a time where it's like it's either

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<v Speaker 1>now or never. So I'm not gonna be like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it because I'm I'm fucking you. Gotta

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<v Speaker 1>learn as we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you on the on the Cooking Show with

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<v Speaker 2>with Burt Kreischer, have any of those those kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like that kind of gang of comedians. Uh, embraced you,

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<v Speaker 2>looked out for you because I know you say you

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<v Speaker 2>you go to Austin, your girls from Austin, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I'm not. I'm not. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>got into that circuit though. The way the Burt Chrisier

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<v Speaker 1>thing came about was because Filippe was supposed to do

0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:10.080
<v Speaker 1>that show with I believe it was a actor or

0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Latino actor, uh, and he actually got a part last minute,

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<v Speaker 1>so he had to fly out. So Bert just I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not I don't even know, I mean sorry, Philippe hit

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<v Speaker 1>me up. I don't know if I was the second option,

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<v Speaker 1>third fourth, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Better hit you and you were like I'm there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm in la and where they shot it,

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<v Speaker 1>and there seven minutes from the house. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there, so I show I showed up and

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<v Speaker 1>luckily man I knocked that out the park and me

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<v Speaker 1>and Bert. You know, we built a relationship from there

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. We exchanged info. Yeah, I got I

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<v Speaker 1>got his number and everything. But I'm not one of

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<v Speaker 1>those guys that like reaches out to people just because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I don't know, I just I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>That I say, they just how hard Like some of

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<v Speaker 2>those guys work with like so many show ideas like

0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:53.200
<v Speaker 2>that damn motherfucker's does so much. I'm like brown, Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>he drinks so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I mean, I dude, I'd be like, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be so goddamn tired just flying to the damn shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get off that plane, like, yeah, well I need

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:01.920
<v Speaker 2>a nap.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they get off planes and they go do podcasts

0:24:04.480 --> 0:24:06.840
<v Speaker 1>and then they go do performances. I'm like, hey, I

0:24:07.119 --> 0:24:09.479
<v Speaker 1>want something. If it's a travel day, it's a travel day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. All I'm gonna do is travel.

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<v Speaker 2>You said it on that So you are still with

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<v Speaker 2>the girl who moved out with you immediately after pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much knowing her.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct Yeah, yeah, we broke up, but she came back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So was it you they got a tattoo or

0:24:21.000 --> 0:24:23.119
<v Speaker 2>she got a tattoo or we both got a tattoo,

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<v Speaker 2>So each of you got a tattoo. How how soon

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<v Speaker 2>after initial penetration where the tattoos tattooed?

0:24:29.800 --> 0:24:31.720
<v Speaker 1>The tattoos came before the penetration.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait wait wait wait wait wait, So before you had

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<v Speaker 2>sex with your girl, you got her name tattooed on you. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>and she got your name tattooed on her.

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<v Speaker 1>She got my initials.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, you got the full name. So she had like

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<v Speaker 2>a nice out you're all. I mean it's small so

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<v Speaker 2>you could get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well you know what, Like I was, we're

0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:52.920
<v Speaker 1>supposed to get the initials, but I was, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if I get the initials kind of

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<v Speaker 1>gay like, And she was like, got to go get

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<v Speaker 1>the name. Like, as a guy, we're gonna be the decision.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Okay, how about they you guys hadn't fucked yet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>both of you tattooed. How how long from Hi? I'm

0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:12.399
<v Speaker 2>ken Hi? Whats your girls? Name? Starts with the T?

0:25:12.520 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I C Talia Taliah, It's nice to meet you to

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<v Speaker 2>the tattoos? Was it was it a week? Was it

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<v Speaker 2>four days? Was it two weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? Bro, there's like a Nicholas sparking story because I

0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:26.680
<v Speaker 1>had met her. Her homegirl was fucking my homie Renee

0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:29.800
<v Speaker 1>and oh shit, but anyway, it was a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Ago, long time ago, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, it was last year, the first time I

0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>was in the first time I was in Austin around May.

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:40.240
<v Speaker 1>Her homegirl came to see my boy, and I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of was just like the oh, well, you're like ages.

0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:46.119
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's the two man machine feel me. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm talking to O girl whatever, and we just

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<v Speaker 1>talked the whole night. But I'm trying to be cool,

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<v Speaker 1>so I keep buying drinks and shit, Like I'm buying

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<v Speaker 1>drinks and we're still on Sixth Street, so like people

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<v Speaker 1>are there from the show, so they're asking me for pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't even get to see my comedy because she

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<v Speaker 1>had to late, but she's seen the people take pictures

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<v Speaker 1>and shit. So I'm feeling like I'm on one. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm buying her drinks. I end up overdoing it. Bro

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<v Speaker 1>she ends up getting like fucked up. I ended up

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<v Speaker 1>getting fucked up. So we get into like a petty

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:15.480
<v Speaker 1>cab those like bike cabs or whatever, and we went

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<v Speaker 1>to our Airbnb that was right there because her homegirl

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<v Speaker 1>was going with my boy. So we get to the

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<v Speaker 1>BnB and she's getting off the off the petty cab.

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<v Speaker 1>She busts her ship like she fell off. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>picking her up and I got it like over my shoulder.

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<v Speaker 1>The dude just looking at me, like.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening, dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Want to commit a crime like dolf of.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine to scroll?

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<v Speaker 1>She saying like she passed out bro right. So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>so I didn't realize I looked.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like whatever, it looks real crapy, yeah right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck my career, she hasn't even started yet.

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:49.600
<v Speaker 1>So I ended up taking it too. The BnB, I

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<v Speaker 1>put her in my room actually, who was right in

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<v Speaker 1>the entrance, and I just, you know, I just I

0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:56.800
<v Speaker 1>was like all right, I closed the door. I went

0:26:56.880 --> 0:26:58.520
<v Speaker 1>and partied all night, knocked out. You know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>no weird shit or whatever. So from there, we finally

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I found her on Instagram and I kind of just

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.600
<v Speaker 1>clowned her a little bit, like damn, like you knocked

0:27:05.600 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 1>the hell out whatever, and we kind of kept talking.

0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, I'll be back next time. Next time,

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm back, like I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna just bring

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:14.200
<v Speaker 1>you with me to LA and I just kind of

0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like the running joker or whatever. Then I

0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:19.120
<v Speaker 1>did end up going back. I did a sold out

0:27:19.160 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 1>show in Austin at Catch City Comedy Club, and the

0:27:22.119 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 1>whole time like I'm performing, I'm killing it, but I'm

0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:26.840
<v Speaker 1>looking for her, you know, I'm like, I'm looking for

0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:28.919
<v Speaker 1>because she had like red hair at the time. And

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:31.479
<v Speaker 1>then I end up finishing the show, I never find her.

0:27:31.520 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I do the meet and greet, I don't see her.

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Then I go look at my phone and she's like, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>they won't let me in, like I got here late.

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:40.520
<v Speaker 1>So she missed my ship again. Bro missed my whole

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 1>show again, so she still hadn't seen me do comedy

0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 1>and h But we kicked it that night after the show,

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:48.399
<v Speaker 1>and from that night she was we just kicked it.

0:27:48.480 --> 0:27:51.639
<v Speaker 1>But she ended up like I said, she didn't. We

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:54.639
<v Speaker 1>didn't even fuck before the tattoo. So she went home

0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 1>and then she's like, if you push your flight back,

0:27:57.119 --> 0:27:59.200
<v Speaker 1>we'll hang out again tomorrow. So I'll push my flight back.

0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Then I was Friday. We kicked it again, so we

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:04.600
<v Speaker 1>kicked it twice after we after I went back, and

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:06.040
<v Speaker 1>then when I was gonna come back to LA, I

0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, fuck it, just come with me, and I

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:11.560
<v Speaker 1>got her a ticket and she came and she never

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:12.000
<v Speaker 1>went back.

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Did you guys get the tattoo in La.

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:19.119
<v Speaker 1>Night? One the reason I had to fly back to

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 1>La was because I had a spot at the comedy

0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:24.280
<v Speaker 1>store and I'm like barely trying to work my way

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 1>into the comedy store was one of the best stories

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:28.159
<v Speaker 1>in the world, of course, so so so I was like,

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't misto the spot, Like I gotta go back.

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, if you come with me, like

0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:33.639
<v Speaker 1>I'll make sure I got enough time to pick you

0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 1>up and then we'll go through the spa and then

0:28:35.080 --> 0:28:37.439
<v Speaker 1>i'll show you lay. So sure enough, I got there

0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:39.440
<v Speaker 1>first that morning, then she got there that afternoon. I

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 1>picked her up, went straight to the comedy store, rocked

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 1>my set. Then from there we went to the Boulevard

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Hollywood Bulevard.

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:48.680
<v Speaker 2>All the tattoo shops are open all night, yep.

0:28:48.760 --> 0:28:50.479
<v Speaker 1>And like I just said it as a joke, like

0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'll get your name ted and she's like

0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 1>I would do it, and I was like hell no.

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 1>She's like yeah, I'll put I'll put your inities toxics.

0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, I was for real. So we go to

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 1>the first tattoo shop, bro, and then at the first

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:08.040
<v Speaker 1>tattoo shop. At the first tattoo shop, they're like, now

0:29:08.080 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 1>we're busy, like and I was like, oh, that's a sign,

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:12.479
<v Speaker 1>like let's not do it. Let's not do it. And

0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.719
<v Speaker 1>then she's like, noah, there's another one right there. So

0:29:14.760 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 1>we had to walk all the way up there. And

0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 1>then I was walking at the time. I had like

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:21.520
<v Speaker 1>health issues and shit, so I was I ain't gonna

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 1>walk that far. So I got an uber and then

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 1>the uber we got like an suv because I'm trying

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:28.760
<v Speaker 1>to like show off and I put on Blame Me

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 1>by o GZ and he's got a line in there

0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, uh somethingbout tying your name on me

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 1>or some ship. So she was like, oh, see it

0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 1>is a sign we gotta do it.

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Did you do that on purpose? Did you play that song?

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Really? No? I just liked the song. But anyway, so

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 1>we walked in and sure enough, the dude had time.

0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:47.920
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, well, if you go first, and

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it. If you go first and get my initials.

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll do your whole name on my hand if you

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:55.560
<v Speaker 1>go first, though, but I'm not going first. So she

0:29:55.720 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>did it. She laid down, put my initials on her

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:01.080
<v Speaker 1>back ofver ear, and then I went and got this.

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 1>And it was a lot thinner because they know, like

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:07.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's boulevard tattoos, like they're gonna regret this ship. Yeah,

0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 1>so the tattoo was very thin. I feel like I

0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like I would have washed my hand enough times.

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 2>When it came out, it had already been gone.

0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 1>So my dumb ass got drunk. Is fucking Saffron the

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 1>valley with the homies one time and one of them

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 1>is like practicing how to do tattoos and thiking my

0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>ship up. Yeah, he thinking my ship up. My ship

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:24.960
<v Speaker 1>was all swollen for a minute and now it looked

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 1>like a prison tab. But fucking had to go big

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 1>or go home.

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 2>So did The first was the I mean with the tattoos,

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:33.600
<v Speaker 2>the first time you guys have in text or so much,

0:30:33.640 --> 0:30:35.840
<v Speaker 2>it's like it's like it's like the detox, Like it's

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 2>like so much anticipation.

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it wasn't that. It wasn't nah, man, we

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:42.840
<v Speaker 1>were drunk as fuck. We knocked out halfway through it.

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 1>We didn't even finish, I swear god. We both passed

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 1>the work out, woke up pants around our ankles, and ship. Yeah.

0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:53.400
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't good, but we made up for it.

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:54.480
<v Speaker 2>And she's still with you.

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bro, we had broken up for like a month.

0:30:57.800 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Bro. She went back home.

0:30:59.720 --> 0:31:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, you went back home. We just got into

0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 1>it one time because they pulled a gun on us

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:07.640
<v Speaker 1>in Raleigh, North Carolina, and and she was like, I

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:09.480
<v Speaker 1>don't care why you ain't taxt me all day. I'm like,

0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 1>they pulled the gun on us. So we got into

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>a big argument. But but anyway, we got back together.

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>To you, man, that's I wish you luck. Yeah.

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Now it's cool. I'm telling you, bro, she saved my life.

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I was I was doing. I was. I was like

0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I was in La by myself, you know, when I

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.000
<v Speaker 1>moved out here. Me and they were supposed to get

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>a place together, but he actually had got with his wife.

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:33.120
<v Speaker 1>So obviously I'm not working man, I'm your roommate, you know.

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:35.120
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, all right, now it was cool, man.

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Let me. I was runting a room for my uncle

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:39.840
<v Speaker 1>and sian Fernando Valley and then when I got my apartment,

0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 1>I was by myself, so I would just be drinking

0:31:42.680 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 1>the whole time, getting fuck the cold, getting faded, and

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:48.520
<v Speaker 1>it was just like I was just going to like

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 1>spiral out of control.

0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Sounds like somebody.

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I ended up going to the hospital. It was bad.

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:55.160
<v Speaker 1>It was bad.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>You were a fucking on one, yeah, Bro, it was.

0:31:57.640 --> 0:31:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, I didn't give my body a break. I'll

0:31:59.920 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 1>go to the hospital for cocaine and then I'll come

0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:03.480
<v Speaker 1>down from the cocaine, but then I'll eat a whole

0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 1>pizza so that my heart would be like having to

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:08.320
<v Speaker 1>digestive pizza. Like it was just I was just killing.

0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 2>My wasting away, committing slow suicide in an apartment in

0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:11.520
<v Speaker 2>the valley.

0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I was on my Chris Farley, Shit, I ain't gonna lie, bro.

0:32:14.040 --> 0:32:16.520
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, now that she's there, you know, it's not

0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:18.560
<v Speaker 1>even like just having somebody in the apartment.

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:20.239
<v Speaker 2>It kind of keeps you in chest, somebody that can

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:21.800
<v Speaker 2>give you, hold you accountable exactly.

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I'm not gonna eat the who pizza because

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 1>she right here.

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:26.920
<v Speaker 2>You know, have you cut down on the cocaine use?

0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one hundred percent, I mean not one hundred percent.

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 1>That would be a lie. But yes, a lot, but

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 1>a lot.

0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the only thing is like there was those

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:37.320
<v Speaker 2>comedians who uh it was it last year? There was

0:32:37.400 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 2>like two or three of them that died.

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't.

0:32:40.440 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember in LA I forget. I don't want to,

0:32:42.240 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, obviously I don't. I don't remember their names.

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:45.560
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that ship that it was crazy.

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah man, that ship does you.

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Never know what you're fucking putting up your nose, dude.

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Like that's the thing that sucks about doing drugs in

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty four is that shits is cut.

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, But you know the crazy thing is too,

0:32:56.000 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not sure if you ever that, but like

0:32:57.480 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 1>that like that. But the thing is, like I canna

0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>say that right now because I'm sober, like right now,

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm sober at this moment, Like I'm sober this week.

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 1>But uh, I'll be like, yeah, man, I could tell

0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 1>you I can sit right here and bullshit be like, yeah,

0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 1>I ain't never know what they put in there, but

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:14.400
<v Speaker 1>if I get four beers in me, bro, I won't

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:17.680
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck you feel me, like, like, just give

0:33:17.720 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 1>me that ship, like what you got, We'll figure it. Out, yeah,

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 1>like it doesn't matter, like fucking you feeling like like

0:33:24.200 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 1>it's so crazy how fast the mind.

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Changes changes and not just with that decision.

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>It could be like with like cheating on your wife,

0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:32.440
<v Speaker 1>and it could be anything.

0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'd be like, oh shit, I was in the moment.

0:33:36.000 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah.

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. People kill people like that, you know, like oh

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I saw red and you know or whatever.

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Eveen like getting into a car, Like we had a

0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 2>homemad of ours who went on a sick ass bender

0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 2>last week and this fool was like black the fuck

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:51.640
<v Speaker 2>out and got all like emotional, jumped in his car,

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 2>drove to Runyon Canyon and went for a fucking hike

0:33:54.880 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 2>at like eleven pm at night. Fell fucked himself up, survived,

0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 2>thank god, but I was like, bro, I talked to

0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 2>him the next day. I was like, bro, you could

0:34:05.840 --> 0:34:09.279
<v Speaker 2>have died, Like you couldn't killed somebody dog Like he

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:11.719
<v Speaker 2>was like blacked out, Like why would you go to hike?

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:14.480
<v Speaker 1>And the pitch black Like, but why would you go

0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:15.160
<v Speaker 1>to hike at all?

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:22.440
<v Speaker 2>You should probably you try going to hike, So talk

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:25.080
<v Speaker 2>to me, like for you, like obviously, I feel like

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:27.920
<v Speaker 2>comedy is like you know, it's like with anything, you know,

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:33.480
<v Speaker 2>like DJing, wrapping. With technology, it's made it a lot

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:35.960
<v Speaker 2>easier for people to label themselves as something that they

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:41.120
<v Speaker 2>might not necessarily fully respect or be. Does that make sense?

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Like I've been seeing so many people pop up doing

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:47.120
<v Speaker 2>like quote unquote comedy and they well, I could put

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:48.960
<v Speaker 2>a reel up, I could put an Instagram clip up

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:53.120
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. For you, Like, is it when you blow

0:34:53.200 --> 0:34:57.080
<v Speaker 2>up on the internet? Is it harder to get like

0:34:57.400 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 2>peer respects when it comes to like some of these guys,

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:01.800
<v Speaker 2>has it been doing it for like twenty years? Do

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:03.320
<v Speaker 2>they look at you a little different or do you

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:05.920
<v Speaker 2>think that that has kind of like passed because I

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:07.640
<v Speaker 2>feel like there was a time or that was a thing.

0:35:08.400 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, bro, I think that right now

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 1>we live in a time where people are like the

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Internet has made a soul self centered. We only think

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:20.120
<v Speaker 1>about ourselves right as comedians. We comedians are people that

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:24.480
<v Speaker 1>need reassurance. We need instant gratification. That's why we do

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:27.080
<v Speaker 1>what we do. And whether it was because of trauma

0:35:27.160 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 1>or whatever the fuck it is, you need that validation,

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you know. And I feel like back then, you weren't

0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>on the internet all day, so all you have to

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 1>do is look at other motherfuckers when you wasn't looking

0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:40.360
<v Speaker 1>at yourself. So yeah, there would be more peer I

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 1>guess peer comments or you know, it'd be other people

0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:46.480
<v Speaker 1>will talk about you more than anything. Nowadays, we live

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 1>in a time where people are more like they respect

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 1>art more and they realize like everybody's a little bit different,

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 1>So we're not gonna talk shit about it, you know,

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:56.239
<v Speaker 1>and if they do, it's not gonna be as I.

0:35:56.280 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Would just say it, like, yo, funny, it's funny. I

0:35:58.400 --> 0:35:59.799
<v Speaker 2>don't care if it's a skit. I don't care if

0:35:59.840 --> 0:36:02.239
<v Speaker 2>it's the stand up. If I laugh, I laugh, like.

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:04.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but but but yeah, like right now, we don't,

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, And then me, it's like I definitely don't

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:08.879
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck because it's like shit, I'm making money,

0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm selling tickets, like my life.

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Was life shame.

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I had my car repossessed, I got kicked out of

0:36:13.560 --> 0:36:16.080
<v Speaker 1>my house, like I was doing drugs, like I was

0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 1>in the hospital about to die from heart failure, like like, bro,

0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even supposed to be here now. Like so

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:22.000
<v Speaker 1>being the fact that I'm able to go to Reno

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:26.080
<v Speaker 1>and do six shows Denver, Detroit and have a whole tour. Yeah,

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm already. I live in l A. Like I used

0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:29.640
<v Speaker 1>to come out here broken ship. I used to save

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:31.600
<v Speaker 1>up five hundred dollars, used to come out here and

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 1>sleep on my uncle's couch and just like look at

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:35.839
<v Speaker 1>like the houses down my hole and drive and shit.

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Now should I live out here? You know? I live

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 1>right over the hill. I work the clothes that like

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 1>the Club of my dreams, Hollywood. Uh, you know, the

0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 1>comedy Store, the improv.

0:36:44.480 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Hot like like for people. I don't think people understand,

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 2>like the how legendary the comedy Store is. So are

0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:52.120
<v Speaker 2>you like a regular there now?

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not a regular, but I am in the

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.960
<v Speaker 1>development programmers what they call it. So basically you just go,

0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 1>do you do your spots as they give you spots,

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>and eventually, you know, once you I'm not sure there's

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>like a chart or of how many you gotta do

0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:06.080
<v Speaker 1>or what you gotta do, but eventually they make you

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:08.800
<v Speaker 1>paid regular. Your name goes on the wall, which to me,

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I was a comedy nerd before I was a comic anyway,

0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:13.960
<v Speaker 1>So just to have that on there it does mean

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:14.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot to me.

0:37:14.600 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 2>So that's a big deal. Yeah, it's such a big deal,

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 2>and I feel like it's such a cool place just

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:19.720
<v Speaker 2>to hang out in network.

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I mean I'm still one of those guys

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:24.320
<v Speaker 1>like every time I walk into any of these comedy

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:26.360
<v Speaker 1>clubs here, like I take it in, you know, and

0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 1>I still get stars strict. I don't give I'll ask

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.799
<v Speaker 1>a comedian for a picture. I give, like because I'm like, dude,

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I could not be here tomorrow. You feel like I'm

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:34.839
<v Speaker 1>a fan of the funk out. I don't give a ship.

0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Who's your who's your like Mount Rushmore, who's your favorites

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:37.799
<v Speaker 2>all time?

0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean of all time that are alive, the dead

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:45.839
<v Speaker 1>or live Patrise O'Neil, Patrise O'Neil, Cat Williams Chronicles Part

0:37:45.880 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>one like Earlie Cat Williams. Yeah, banger Philippe Sparsa I

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:52.359
<v Speaker 1>I I you know, I'm definitely influenced by him a lot.

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:57.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Reneve, I can change my life. So that's

0:37:57.360 --> 0:37:58.360
<v Speaker 1>for right there, my Rushmore.

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shout out to uh. I feel like Patresea O'Neills

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 2>one of the more influential guys nowadays, Like how crazy

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 2>how big would he be right now? Like with the Internet.

0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's I mean shit, he would be the biggest

0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 1>because because he would be like he's like the father

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I guess of like what the Shane Gillis is now, right,

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, because he's like the guy of being himself

0:38:15.320 --> 0:38:17.319
<v Speaker 1>and that's something that I aspire to be. That's why

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 1>I like Shane Gillis is fucking hilarious, one of my favorites,

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:22.280
<v Speaker 1>you know. But yeah, you know, it's about being yourself

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:23.759
<v Speaker 1>and that's what I want. Like, I never want to

0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:25.879
<v Speaker 1>have to go on stage and pretend. I never want

0:38:25.920 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 1>to have to turn it on. I want to be myself.

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>And I feel like Patrisa's that person. And Philippe was

0:38:31.000 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 1>the first person to talk about, like I feel like

0:38:33.320 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 1>dark stuff on stage as a Mexican, you know, because

0:38:36.000 --> 0:38:38.880
<v Speaker 1>most Latinos were just doing like Mexican moms be like

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, you can hear with the Chandola. Philippe was

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 1>ok there talking about I was addicted to cocaine, you know,

0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:47.560
<v Speaker 1>so that also like inspired me a lot related Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 1>but that's that's that's what I like.

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:52.560
<v Speaker 2>That's fire man. Have you been working on a YouTube

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 2>special or anything like that?

0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 1>No? Not.

0:38:55.680 --> 0:38:58.480
<v Speaker 2>That kind of feels like the you know the new

0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:00.719
<v Speaker 2>thing guys are doing, dropping you specials.

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:04.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well the thing is right now again with the whole,

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:06.840
<v Speaker 1>with the whole jumping getting in the game and like

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:10.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of getting catapulted into headlining and touring the country.

0:39:11.120 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 1>It's not that's not the normal pass exactly. So I

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:16.640
<v Speaker 1>don't have years of material that I've been working, right,

0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I was barely You're like, yo, I gotta get through

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:23.359
<v Speaker 1>next weekend, right. I was developing my Hour as all

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:25.680
<v Speaker 1>this happened. So I'm still doing my Hour. I'm touring

0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 1>a lot of these places for the first time, so

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm barely using that material. So I don't want to

0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:32.239
<v Speaker 1>have to like put it out already because I still

0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:33.959
<v Speaker 1>got like a year left of tours.

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Right, Like, I can't be out everywhere. I need people

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:37.440
<v Speaker 2>to be able to come and see that hour, and

0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like the first time.

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I and I am writing on the road

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:43.080
<v Speaker 1>and putting stuff to the side and everything. Now that

0:39:43.200 --> 0:39:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I know that it's it's it came so fast, and

0:39:45.680 --> 0:39:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be ready because obviously I still got to

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:48.920
<v Speaker 1>eat next year, so I still got a tour, so

0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:50.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of these cities I'm gonna go back to

0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:52.840
<v Speaker 1>and I can't go back with the same shit exactly.

0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:54.799
<v Speaker 1>So I am I am trying. It is a little

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:57.160
<v Speaker 1>bit more pressure on me now, but but it keeps

0:39:57.520 --> 0:39:59.399
<v Speaker 1>my pen hot. You feel me, and I don't get

0:39:59.400 --> 0:40:00.759
<v Speaker 1>to be lazy. How do you write?

0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Like when you have an idea, you're writing it down?

0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Is it in your notes?

0:40:03.560 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Like? How do you the good The good thing about

0:40:05.680 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 1>headlining is that you get like an hour to perform.

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:10.240
<v Speaker 1>So in that hour, you're not gonna You're not gonna

0:40:10.320 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 1>just do. There's gonna be especially like somebody who just

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:16.120
<v Speaker 1>started like me, you might have a different cadence one

0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>day where you're like, oh shit, I got an extra

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.320
<v Speaker 1>five minutes with the try some shit out, yeah, or

0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I forgot some shit so yeah. I Usually I usually

0:40:22.080 --> 0:40:24.640
<v Speaker 1>try to do all the new stuff up top, just

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:26.759
<v Speaker 1>to kind of see if I can get something, or

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:30.560
<v Speaker 1>usually i'll do local stuff first, which is new stuff

0:40:30.600 --> 0:40:32.480
<v Speaker 1>because I just learned that in the city as I

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:34.600
<v Speaker 1>got there that day. But I'll do that and if

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:36.320
<v Speaker 1>it's working, then I'll throw in some new ship and

0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:38.080
<v Speaker 1>then I'll go into my and if the new shit

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:39.880
<v Speaker 1>don't work, then I'll go into my material, which I

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:42.040
<v Speaker 1>know is gonna work, you know, so I always try

0:40:42.080 --> 0:40:45.279
<v Speaker 1>to hide it in the middle somewhere or or towards

0:40:45.280 --> 0:40:47.360
<v Speaker 1>the beginning, right before I know I'm gonna have a

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:50.880
<v Speaker 1>good one right after that. But yeah, yeah, I use

0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:53.080
<v Speaker 1>That's how I kind of write on stage. As far

0:40:53.160 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 1>as like not being on stage, I don't sit down

0:40:56.200 --> 0:40:59.319
<v Speaker 1>and write anymore, just because I don't even I don't

0:40:59.320 --> 0:41:00.640
<v Speaker 1>even think I got pens was at home, to be

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:03.640
<v Speaker 1>honest with you. But I just usually write and bullet

0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 1>points in my iPhone notes and then I'll go on

0:41:05.880 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 1>stage and I'll.

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Work work through it. That's fire. What was it like

0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:12.560
<v Speaker 2>doing the shots to the Coyote Boys. They did a

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:16.320
<v Speaker 2>video with Mario Lopez that you were in, which just crazy.

0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Man, it was crazy to me. Like, I mean,

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:21.200
<v Speaker 1>obviously shout out at the homies and Coyotes are the homies.

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:24.200
<v Speaker 1>That's why we did it. Yeah, just seeing Mario Opez

0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:25.960
<v Speaker 1>was like what the fuck because he's like it was

0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>like his ageless yeah, first of all, and then it

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:31.319
<v Speaker 1>was just kind of like it's such a random ass person,

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:33.840
<v Speaker 1>like to me, like super Ran because like it's like

0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Mario rap video. Yeah, like because I know he's from

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:40.399
<v Speaker 1>here cally, so you get more love, more people know him.

0:41:40.680 --> 0:41:42.400
<v Speaker 1>But over there back home, I just remember like the

0:41:42.440 --> 0:41:44.920
<v Speaker 1>people used to watch the Baby sent me upstairs. They

0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 1>saved by the bell Slater, you know. So then like

0:41:47.680 --> 0:41:49.840
<v Speaker 1>seeing him, I was like, what the hell like And

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy because like he is a celebrities famous, but

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:54.399
<v Speaker 1>it's just like you're the guy from like the TV

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 1>guy you feeling like like.

0:41:56.160 --> 0:41:57.919
<v Speaker 2>But he's cool for the gas station.

0:41:58.480 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he's everywhere. It's funny now because like every

0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 1>time I go into a hotel room, he's there, and like,

0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:05.520
<v Speaker 1>my girl, I'm like, oh, that's my homeboy, you know,

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I know he likes all my ship now. But he's

0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:10.960
<v Speaker 1>the coolest bro. Shout out to Mario Lopez.

0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Real motherfucker whatever he'd be eating and drinking. Everybody should

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 2>practice because he's not aged.

0:42:15.480 --> 0:42:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Bro, that motherfucker. It just like for real, yeah, bro,

0:42:18.120 --> 0:42:21.279
<v Speaker 1>literally he's Mexican for real, for real. But yeah, that

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:23.960
<v Speaker 1>was It was insane, man. But I just realized that

0:42:24.440 --> 0:42:26.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could ever be an actor. Bro.

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I had like a fucking a three second scene and

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:33.279
<v Speaker 1>it took us like maybe like forty minutes an hour

0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 1>to film because they got to get like every angle.

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I was so goddamn like tired of that shit.

0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I were like, yeah enough. I was like, man, how

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:40.759
<v Speaker 2>many times we gotta do this shit?

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Like do it one more time and then do it

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:44.560
<v Speaker 1>one more time? And I was just like, what the

0:42:44.800 --> 0:42:47.319
<v Speaker 1>fuck am I doing it? Right? I never really done

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:49.400
<v Speaker 1>it before. I remember one time I got hired to

0:42:49.480 --> 0:42:51.920
<v Speaker 1>be in a movie and they stay emailed me the

0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:55.040
<v Speaker 1>script six months prior to the first table reading. I

0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 1>printed it out the first day of the table read.

0:42:57.560 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I never looked at that moment, not once, not one time.

0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Then I went to the table reading. I thought we

0:43:02.280 --> 0:43:03.759
<v Speaker 1>were gonna read it, but obviously everybody had.

0:43:03.840 --> 0:43:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Everybody already memorized their ship.

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Everybody shit was highlighted.

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:08.279
<v Speaker 2>I was like, what the fuck, You're like, hold on

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:09.240
<v Speaker 2>where we Atah?

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:11.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then at the table reading, they were like, yeah,

0:43:11.960 --> 0:43:12.319
<v Speaker 1>you're done.

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, this isn't gonna work.

0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:15.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna work for you. So I got fired.

0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:17.759
<v Speaker 1>So from there I was like fuck acting. And then

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I actually did it for the music video and then

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, I don't think I like this

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:23.080
<v Speaker 1>ship at all. I feel like it's like having a job.

0:43:23.160 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>All over again. And that's why I do comedy, so

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:25.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a job.

0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:30.279
<v Speaker 2>Tell me, Uh, obviously, it could be cocaine, it could

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 2>be shrooms, it could be edible. What's the highest you've

0:43:32.160 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 2>ever been in your life? Highest where you were just

0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:40.400
<v Speaker 2>like fucking ship bro, whether you were tripping balls or

0:43:40.640 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 2>you thought you were gonna die.

0:43:42.000 --> 0:43:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've told this story on a few podcasts already.

0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I could do that one, or I could do a

0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:46.239
<v Speaker 1>different one.

0:43:46.520 --> 0:43:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Give me a new one, a new one.

0:43:48.000 --> 0:43:49.759
<v Speaker 1>Man. I remember one time I used to do my

0:43:49.840 --> 0:43:52.480
<v Speaker 1>own podcasts and uh before you know, before going on

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:54.400
<v Speaker 1>the road or whatever, and I was doing a podcast

0:43:54.440 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 1>and I was interviewing some young kids who had like

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:59.879
<v Speaker 1>a Mexican musician band locals or whatever. And the whole time,

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm just doing coke, like I got an eight ball

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 1>on me. And every time the camera's you know, obviously

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:07.239
<v Speaker 1>we got the producer, so when they're talking, I know

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:09.320
<v Speaker 1>the camera is gonna pan that way, so I'm just

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:13.600
<v Speaker 1>doing fat bumps. And throughout the whole interview, the whole interview,

0:44:14.480 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I damn near finished, like the whole ball throughout the enemy.

0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:19.600
<v Speaker 1>It was like forty minutes by the way they were.

0:44:19.600 --> 0:44:20.880
<v Speaker 2>They looking at you like you were crazy.

0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these kids were like I mean at the time,

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I was probably like twenty five, I'm twenty eight now

0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:29.080
<v Speaker 1>they're probably like eighteen. So they're just looking at me

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 1>because it's funny because they brought they brought me a gift.

0:44:32.200 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 1>They brought me like a tequila bottle, and they brought

0:44:34.280 --> 0:44:37.319
<v Speaker 1>me two cigars or two cigars, and I like, they're

0:44:37.320 --> 0:44:39.960
<v Speaker 1>smoking cigars, like you can tell they're just like fighting

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:42.840
<v Speaker 1>for their life smoking this fucking cigar, and I'm just like,

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 1>coke the fuck out on my mind. So yeah, it

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:47.400
<v Speaker 1>was just like an awkward ass internet shit on YouTube.

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 1>It is, bro, Yeah, I sure got to be on

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:51.280
<v Speaker 1>YouTube somewhere.

0:44:51.320 --> 0:44:52.520
<v Speaker 2>That's it's hilarious.

0:44:52.680 --> 0:44:55.840
<v Speaker 1>And then like at one point they're telling me like

0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:59.040
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah man, but as far as music or motivation,

0:44:59.680 --> 0:45:01.920
<v Speaker 1>I think or something that's more, I was like, all right,

0:45:01.960 --> 0:45:04.600
<v Speaker 1>that's enough, thank you guys for coming to the podcast.

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:06.640
<v Speaker 1>I just cut him off, had them. I cut him

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:09.319
<v Speaker 1>off halfway through the dam podcast. I was like, all right, bro,

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you, thank you. I kicked them the

0:45:11.239 --> 0:45:12.839
<v Speaker 1>funk out because I wanted to keep drinking. I didn't

0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:15.960
<v Speaker 1>want to talk anymore. I kept drinking and I kept

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:20.000
<v Speaker 1>geeking after they left. And then I used to live

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:23.000
<v Speaker 1>in the apartment that was first floor apartment, and it

0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:25.160
<v Speaker 1>had a sliding door in the back, but right behind

0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:27.600
<v Speaker 1>it was a train track, so the train would just

0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 1>That's why I ran with Cheapers Hill because was just

0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:32.320
<v Speaker 1>the fucking train was just zoomed by, and it was

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:36.720
<v Speaker 1>just like every night, every night. So so my homeboy,

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:39.279
<v Speaker 1>my roommate, he's knocked out on the couch in the

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:41.400
<v Speaker 1>living room and I'm in my room. I'm just like

0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:43.879
<v Speaker 1>trying to come down from like this fucking like I'm

0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 1>like sweating and shit, like I'm trying to write jokes

0:45:46.600 --> 0:45:49.640
<v Speaker 1>but like I can't, but I'm just not like I'm

0:45:49.719 --> 0:45:53.239
<v Speaker 1>just not like still, you know. So at this point,

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:55.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, ah, something's wrong, Like something is wrong

0:45:55.960 --> 0:45:58.279
<v Speaker 1>with me, something's wrong with me, Like I don't know, man,

0:45:58.360 --> 0:46:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know. I started like my fingers are

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:01.800
<v Speaker 1>like gang banging and ship like I'm looking like my

0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:05.360
<v Speaker 1>homie Lefty gun planes sh Bro. I tell said, oh, bro,

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:09.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking me, So I'm looking all so but I never,

0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:12.279
<v Speaker 1>like I never I've done like I had done coke

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 1>a long time already from that point, but I had

0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:17.080
<v Speaker 1>never like I think I had never done it in

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:19.239
<v Speaker 1>that short period of time that much. And that ship

0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:21.560
<v Speaker 1>was strong as fuck. It was like something butter shout

0:46:21.600 --> 0:46:24.680
<v Speaker 1>out to the blood almost killed my ass. But that's

0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:26.440
<v Speaker 1>so we end up doing. I ended up doing all

0:46:26.440 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 1>this ship. Then I start getting like a brain freeze.

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:33.439
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, oh, ship, Like I'm cold, but I'm hot.

0:46:33.680 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 1>But I also got like a brain freeze. So I

0:46:35.960 --> 0:46:37.840
<v Speaker 1>started looking ship up and it's like, oh, you're like

0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 1>like a heart attack, like overdosing. Like so it's like

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:41.319
<v Speaker 1>the worst ship ever.

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:42.920
<v Speaker 2>So you were like borderline overdosing.

0:46:43.080 --> 0:46:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bro. So then I'm tweaking the fuck out. So

0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:48.160
<v Speaker 1>I go to the back into the sliding door ship

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.399
<v Speaker 1>and I pop open the door. We got the wooden stick,

0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:53.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, take that ship out, open the sign door

0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:55.759
<v Speaker 1>we go. I go to the back and the wind

0:46:55.840 --> 0:46:58.319
<v Speaker 1>hits me. So I'm just like I start coming down.

0:46:58.360 --> 0:47:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I start coming down. I start coming down. Bro, I

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know where the bitch ass trained. Bro, my heart

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:07.719
<v Speaker 1>just started it went crazy again. So it gets to

0:47:07.760 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 1>a point where I'm just kind of like like this

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 1>is ship, Like zombie mode and the neighbor from next door,

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:15.719
<v Speaker 1>he was in his balcony upstairs and he's like, hey,

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:17.560
<v Speaker 1>like you all right here, and I'm just looking at

0:47:17.640 --> 0:47:23.319
<v Speaker 1>him like this like I'm on thriller and he ends

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:25.759
<v Speaker 1>up sucking. Uh, He's just looking at me, right, But

0:47:25.920 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 1>he don't like we hate each other because we bullshit

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 1>like throwing the treasures at each other or whatever. But

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:34.320
<v Speaker 1>so he was just kind of like damn, he about

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:36.520
<v Speaker 1>to go, you know. So I go back in the house.

0:47:36.520 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I close the door. Then I locked myself in the bathroom.

0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I just turned the water on. Bro. I didn't get

0:47:41.040 --> 0:47:42.759
<v Speaker 1>in the water. I just wanted to like hear it,

0:47:43.480 --> 0:47:46.400
<v Speaker 1>like hear something, you know, like something peaceful. And I

0:47:46.560 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 1>just like I was like I just put my hand

0:47:47.960 --> 0:47:50.799
<v Speaker 1>on the wall, like like I was like this is bro,

0:47:50.960 --> 0:47:53.879
<v Speaker 1>like on the wall. I think about it. I was like, damn,

0:47:53.960 --> 0:47:58.239
<v Speaker 1>bro the wrong with me? But from there, I ended

0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:01.720
<v Speaker 1>up going into my bedroom. I take off my shirt

0:48:02.200 --> 0:48:05.200
<v Speaker 1>and I was like like it just it wouldn't stop,

0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:08.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, like shit was just tweaking. And my dumb

0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:11.200
<v Speaker 1>mass thought that if I had a bong rip, bring

0:48:11.320 --> 0:48:14.799
<v Speaker 1>me down. So I hit a bong rip that shit

0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 1>just made me more paranoid. So now I'm paranoid. My

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:22.239
<v Speaker 1>heart's beating, like bro I made up on the downers. Yeah,

0:48:22.280 --> 0:48:23.880
<v Speaker 1>I was like, should I call try to go to

0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:26.359
<v Speaker 1>the hospital. I should I wake up my roommate because

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:28.200
<v Speaker 1>my roommate, by the way, the whole time, he's passed out,

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm mad as hill because I want to wake

0:48:30.000 --> 0:48:31.640
<v Speaker 1>him up, like bitch, help me out. But at the

0:48:31.680 --> 0:48:33.000
<v Speaker 1>same time, I'm like, what the fun I'm gonna do

0:48:33.000 --> 0:48:36.040
<v Speaker 1>any of them? Yeah? What you gonna do? So so

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:38.279
<v Speaker 1>I never wake them up, And then I'm just like,

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:39.960
<v Speaker 1>should I just called nine one one? Should I call

0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:41.879
<v Speaker 1>n W one? But I was like, hell not, because

0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:44.520
<v Speaker 1>then my mom is gonna find out they're gonna call her.

0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 1>She does go to the hospital, she don't find out

0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:48.799
<v Speaker 1>I've been doing all these drugs. Like I was like, fuck,

0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather die, and I was I'd rather I rather

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:52.720
<v Speaker 1>overdose it. I rather have them to find my body

0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:54.879
<v Speaker 1>before my mom. I have to face my mom about

0:48:54.920 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 1>this ship.

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Does your mom watched podcast that you're on?

0:48:56.920 --> 0:49:00.239
<v Speaker 1>Now? She knows? Now? She knows now I can't cleaned

0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:02.560
<v Speaker 1>about a lot of shit. But so then from there,

0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck that. So I fixed my bed.

0:49:05.200 --> 0:49:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I put a whole bunch of pillows like I was.

0:49:07.239 --> 0:49:08.799
<v Speaker 1>I kind of cleaned my room up a little bit

0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:10.400
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, you know, they're gonna find me here.

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I got pistols and cups and ship. I got a

0:49:13.040 --> 0:49:15.200
<v Speaker 1>ship around. Like, shit was horrible.

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:16.839
<v Speaker 2>You were pissing the cups next to the bed.

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because sometimes my roommate wul take forever in the bedroom.

0:49:19.120 --> 0:49:21.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship, sick ass fool.

0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:23.439
<v Speaker 1>I was depressed, man.

0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:26.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you ever actually spilled a couple of piss?

0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Man? Yeah, that shit sucked.

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:30.359
<v Speaker 2>I remember I had to piss in a bottle while

0:49:30.440 --> 0:49:35.600
<v Speaker 2>driving once and that was rough because I'm driving and

0:49:35.680 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 2>then like I think my first squirt went out and

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:39.399
<v Speaker 2>like hit the steer wheel on my hand.

0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:43.560
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, bro, fuck that, bro, I fucking

0:49:43.600 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 1>shipped myself trying to piss in a bottle in the car. Yeah,

0:49:47.080 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 1>loose ass booty. But pause on that, pause on that.

0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Whoa blood thinners? I'm blood thinners.

0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:55.000
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, yo, you got to get your health together.

0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm doing it now. I'm on the way.

0:49:57.200 --> 0:49:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Now are you working out?

0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean nah, just go for walks. Yeah, that's what

0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I started doing now, go for like an hour walk

0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:05.520
<v Speaker 1>every day. Hell yeah, I started doing.

0:50:05.560 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 2>What about food?

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Are you like? Yeah, I definitely eat a lot less.

0:50:08.120 --> 0:50:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm on the right medication, less on the drugs drinking.

0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:11.879
<v Speaker 2>That's good.

0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:13.880
<v Speaker 1>So it's going, it's going really well. I'm doing a

0:50:13.920 --> 0:50:16.719
<v Speaker 1>lot better than I was before you got you got

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:18.840
<v Speaker 1>a lot to lose, bro, Hell yeah, now, but you

0:50:18.920 --> 0:50:21.080
<v Speaker 1>know what I ended up like Chris Farley, Yeah, I know.

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:23.080
<v Speaker 1>So I had done my bed, I was ready to die,

0:50:23.440 --> 0:50:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and I put on your Mom's House podcast Times of Girl,

0:50:26.880 --> 0:50:28.600
<v Speaker 1>and I was like my comfort show and I put

0:50:28.640 --> 0:50:30.040
<v Speaker 1>it on and I was just like, well fuck it,

0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:32.960
<v Speaker 1>like I'm gonna lay right here and we'll see what happens.

0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:35.719
<v Speaker 1>And I just closed my eyes, bro, And I don't

0:50:35.800 --> 0:50:36.239
<v Speaker 1>know how.

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:37.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how.

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I think I was so in shock that I'm knocked

0:50:40.480 --> 0:50:42.480
<v Speaker 1>out because I was so coked up, Like people like,

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:45.000
<v Speaker 1>how did you go to sleep? Though? And I still

0:50:45.000 --> 0:50:46.400
<v Speaker 1>don't know how to explain to myself. I don't know

0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:48.040
<v Speaker 1>because I would never I'm one of those guys where

0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:49.839
<v Speaker 1>if I do it, I'm not going to sleep that night.

0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know how I did it. But I

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:53.000
<v Speaker 1>knocked the funk out. I think it might have been

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:56.200
<v Speaker 1>the bunk hit. It just overpowered to coke and eventually

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I passed out and I woke up the next day.

0:50:58.320 --> 0:51:01.759
<v Speaker 1>The sun was beaming in my fucking face and my

0:51:02.080 --> 0:51:04.239
<v Speaker 1>arm hurt. I just remember my arm like hurting like

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:06.520
<v Speaker 1>a ship, a little like like somebody just punched me.

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.360
<v Speaker 1>All of them shit. But it was just like I

0:51:08.400 --> 0:51:10.440
<v Speaker 1>think all the stress I was doing heart, all the

0:51:10.440 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>stress that was on it and ship. Bro, I fucking

0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:16.000
<v Speaker 1>took a shot. I went to work. That was it.

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 2>Have you met Tom Sigor yet?

0:51:17.760 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 1>I've never met him, Bro, I was you got to

0:51:19.560 --> 0:51:19.920
<v Speaker 1>tell him?

0:51:20.000 --> 0:51:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Hey, you know, I thought I was in an overdose

0:51:21.360 --> 0:51:22.400
<v Speaker 2>and I put your podcast on.

0:51:23.160 --> 0:51:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, can be like, oh yeah, he probably

0:51:25.520 --> 0:51:25.920
<v Speaker 1>like it though.

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Is he he's done stand ups in full Spanish? Is

0:51:28.880 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 2>he Mexican or what?

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Is he's half Peruvian?

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Yeah, because I know he's done like Spanish versions

0:51:35.880 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 2>of his specials.

0:51:36.719 --> 0:51:39.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he's well, he's working on I think he's

0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 1>got a Netflix deal for one right now. I think

0:51:41.000 --> 0:51:44.760
<v Speaker 1>he's recorded it yet, but he's already done shows in Spanish.

0:51:44.840 --> 0:51:47.239
<v Speaker 1>But I think, uh so he's half Peruvian, so his

0:51:47.320 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 1>mom spoke Spanish, but he also went to school abroad

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:52.600
<v Speaker 1>in Spain, so he learned his Spanish is kind of

0:51:52.680 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 1>like spainiard it's proper. Yeah, it's real proper Spanish. But

0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's pretty cool.

0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:59.839
<v Speaker 2>Sing I'm gonna do a lingo yeah, day eighteen.

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Eighteen for Spanish.

0:52:01.239 --> 0:52:01.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Man, in l A, you definitely need like, it's definitely

0:52:04.440 --> 0:52:05.200
<v Speaker 1>a w Well.

0:52:05.200 --> 0:52:07.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, my wife's Mexican, so I needed just to

0:52:08.880 --> 0:52:12.320
<v Speaker 2>she speaks English. But but you know, like I fucking

0:52:12.400 --> 0:52:14.520
<v Speaker 2>I go to Tijuana for my dentists and ship and

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Denna's yeah, the Dennis and they gave great food.

0:52:19.640 --> 0:52:22.239
<v Speaker 1>Dog okay, Chinese in Hong Kong out there.

0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Never, I don't even know.

0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 1>What that is. You know that you said never before

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:28.520
<v Speaker 1>he said, I don't know what that is.

0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:32.160
<v Speaker 2>I have to brothel Hong Kong. Yeah, is that like

0:52:32.200 --> 0:52:33.759
<v Speaker 2>a never heard of Hong Kong in China?

0:52:34.560 --> 0:52:38.000
<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, in Tijuana. No, Hong Kong is a brothel.

0:52:38.040 --> 0:52:38.840
<v Speaker 1>It's very famous.

0:52:39.080 --> 0:52:43.399
<v Speaker 2>I had never been anyway, you got me there. I'm

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:47.799
<v Speaker 2>glad you're alive. To what's your next l A show?

0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, I got a in l A.

0:52:52.520 --> 0:52:53.239
<v Speaker 2>You just pop up.

0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:57.280
<v Speaker 1>I got Pasadena in August twenty ice house. Yeah, Pasadena

0:52:57.320 --> 0:53:01.600
<v Speaker 1>ice House, we got them August ninety team or most

0:53:01.640 --> 0:53:04.239
<v Speaker 1>of beach August twenty ninth, and then we're doing ox

0:53:04.320 --> 0:53:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Ned July nineteenth. So I'll be all over like the

0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 1>ie and down.

0:53:07.719 --> 0:53:10.839
<v Speaker 2>Tons of lettuce out there in Oxnard, they have tons

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:11.280
<v Speaker 2>of lettuce.

0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Lettuce.

0:53:11.960 --> 0:53:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's where all the farms are.

0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I remember driving there a couple of times

0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:15.920
<v Speaker 1>and it was.

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Just nothing, just lettuce.

0:53:17.440 --> 0:53:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's it.

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Shouts at eight oh five, shout out to eight o five. Yeah,

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I love them out there. They go hard out there,

0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:24.400
<v Speaker 2>for sure, they do. They're good, good folks in eight

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:25.759
<v Speaker 2>o five. All right, Well look, but I appreciate you

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 2>pulling up many thanks for having me go. Follow this guy,

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:32.440
<v Speaker 2>which is Kemp Floor's three hundred yep on Instagram. Uh,

0:53:32.640 --> 0:53:35.840
<v Speaker 2>and make sure you go. You got the YouTube channel popping?

0:53:36.400 --> 0:53:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Not yet, bro, not yet. No, I gotta get get

0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:40.840
<v Speaker 1>it going. I know, I know I'm sleep on the

0:53:41.280 --> 0:53:44.960
<v Speaker 1>You need the YouTube shorts, Yeah, shorts, a few of them,

0:53:45.000 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and it is Kemp Flooris's three zero. But no, I'm

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 1>not active.

0:53:47.760 --> 0:53:49.840
<v Speaker 2>You're not active on there. You got to get the

0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 2>guy and off from free rent again. Yeah, for really,

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:55.000
<v Speaker 2>you need to come back or tell your girl, and

0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:56.800
<v Speaker 2>I need you to get on that premiere cut or

0:53:57.400 --> 0:53:58.520
<v Speaker 2>cap cut or whatever it is.

0:53:58.880 --> 0:53:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, be on the road with me. We could be

0:54:01.120 --> 0:54:02.960
<v Speaker 2>flooding these hotel rooms together. I mean, you add some

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking videos on your phone.

0:54:04.760 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 1>You gotta edit something.

0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Man, there it is my guy. I appreciate you pulling up.

0:54:07.480 --> 0:54:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Yes, sir, let me appreciate it.