1 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to the minisode. 2 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 2: It's our five hundredth minisode. 3 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: Oh is that even possible? 4 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 2: It's quite an accomplishment, it is. 5 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: I'm proud of us. I'm breaking the cute little five hundred. 6 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 2: I'm proud of Corey for this design. So cute, incredible, 7 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,319 Speaker 2: all of it. 8 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 3: But we're doing a very fun thing for like, especially 9 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 3: for this episode. Our producers thought it would be fun 10 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 3: to take all of the different subcategories of minisodes that 11 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 3: we've asked you all to send in over the years, 12 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 3: and the ones that they know we like the best. 13 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 2: They've tried to get two for ones, two subjects in 14 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 2: one email for us. 15 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: So like a random hero pet meets treasure in the 16 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: wall kind of a thing. 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: A grandma meets al Capone. 18 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 1: That's the only example, the grandma and al Capone, Grandma 19 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: and al Capone. But then you have to have another 20 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: one meets a deathbed confession. 21 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 2: Glitchen, the matrix, Glitchen the matrix. 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: Those are my favorite. So yeah, that's what. 23 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 3: But here's an even more fun part is that these 24 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 3: are complete surprises to us. Usually we pick our own 25 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 3: emails to read to each other. Yeah, but this time 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 3: they've been chosen for us by us. 27 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: Right, So I'm going to read three from Karen that 28 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: Karen chose specifically for me and vice versa. So I've 29 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: never seen these, so they better not be embarrassing. That 30 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: would be really Eryl. 31 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 2: There are all three emails about your butt. 32 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: I don't know how I did it, but I did it. 33 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. Okay, so yeah, let's do it. 34 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: Let's get and do it. Who goes first? 35 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 2: What do you think you want to go first? Sure, 36 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 2: they're pure surprises, so we can't even wait. 37 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: Hold on because I have a good one for your 38 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: last one. So if I go, then you go, then 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: I go, then you go, then I go, then you go. 40 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: So yeah, me counting, I've got I can't count five 41 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: because you're so good at this. That's right that you've 42 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: done it. 43 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 3: Also, just for everyone at home, Georgia thought this up 44 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 3: the first. 45 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 2: Week we did this podcast. 46 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,880 Speaker 3: What mini soots were an immediate It was a great idea. 47 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: I'm so happy that we did it. It's it's brought 48 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: so much joy I think into our lives. Oh yeah, 49 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: this is you know, it's my favorite. What better than 50 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: to read other people's grandma's adventures? Totally or whatever. We've 51 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:27,399 Speaker 1: read so many great stories over the years, the latch 52 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: Key children, Jude, That's just everything that we learn about 53 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: ourselves and our listeners has been so much fun. Okay, 54 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: So the first one that you picked for me is 55 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: a grandma vengeance story with cats. So it's the Sassy 56 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: Grandma's and cats. Those two topics as one one. Sassy 57 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 1: Grandma's chocolate, cat's vanilla, and you get here. We love 58 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: I want that, okay, Hi all, but especially cats for 59 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: reasons that will soon be clear. Before I begin my 60 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: sincerest apologies to anyone I know irl who listens to 61 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: this podcast, because I've definitely already told you this story. Anyways, onwards. 62 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: My grandmother garepa on the beach in Tampa, Florida, and 63 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: every kid in her neighborhood had their own little row boat. 64 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: It was the thirties, so child safety was not a thing. 65 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 1: How fun would that be? 66 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 2: How old did you have to be to get your 67 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 2: own rowboat? 68 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: Eight? Probably? 69 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 2: What if it's fine? 70 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,799 Speaker 1: Y'd so easy. One day, when she was about eight 71 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: or nine, Oh, she looked outside and saw another kid 72 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 1: out in his rowboat, holding a cat by the tail 73 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: and swinging it over the water. Filled with a righteous rage, 74 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: my grandmother jumped into her boat, rowed out to the 75 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: boy with the cat, stood up, and started beating him 76 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: over the head as hard as she could with one 77 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: of her oars. I thought I was gonna say, with 78 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: one of her cats, thinking of the cat. This apparently 79 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: went on for quite a while, but eventually my grandmother 80 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: decided that the boy had been suitedly punished, and she 81 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: grabbed the cat and rowed back to the shore. A 82 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: new home was found with the cat, and the story 83 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: of the boy and the oar passed into family legend. 84 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: That is amazing. Now, my grandmother was known to exaggerate things, 85 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: so my mom and her siblings always took the story 86 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: with several grains of salts. But years and years later, 87 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: my grandparents decided to retire back down to the Tampa area. 88 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: My mom, being a youngest and the only kids still 89 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 1: at home, got dragged along on various errands. One of 90 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: these errands was to the local bank. When they walked 91 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 1: into the bank manager's office, he took one look at 92 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: my grandmother's maiden name and started edging around to the 93 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: other side of a desk. It was the same boy 94 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: and he was a fairly still very scared of my grandmother. 95 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 1: Fifty years later. Fuck yeah, my mom obviously lost her 96 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: entire mind, but my grandmother just laughed and reassured him 97 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 1: that as long as he didn't have any cats and 98 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:46,039 Speaker 1: she didn't have any ores, he was probably safe. My 99 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 1: grandparents opened a new bank account without further incident, and 100 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 1: they proceeded to have a very happy retirement, and as 101 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: far as I know, the bank manager didn't torture any 102 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: more animals. Thanks for all you do and for getting 103 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: me through many long hours in the lab because I 104 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: work on my PhD. Stay sexy and believe your grandmother 105 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 1: when she tells you that she wants to meet up 106 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: a kid on behalf of a cat, Cassie. The generations 107 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: of cats that owe their life to this grandmother, Yeah, 108 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: is such a beautiful thing. 109 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 3: Actually, the cat she saved birth over five thousand kittens. 110 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: That's right, five hundred five hundred kittens. Oh it was 111 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: not a good one. Yeah, okay, I can't remember what 112 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: it picks for you. 113 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 3: It's so funny that I picked that one for you 114 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 3: but didn't eat because I was just like trying to 115 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 3: get it right. And it's like children in little rowboats 116 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 3: the cutest. There's got to be pictures of that. I mean, like, 117 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 3: I need to go into that world. Want a tiny 118 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,720 Speaker 3: rowboat that's just for me, Yeah, for me in that ocean. 119 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 1: Put snacks in it the ocean. 120 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 3: Okay, ooh, here's my first one. The subject line is 121 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 3: hidden things in walls. Yes, surprise, it's Grandma Grandma's and walls. 122 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, okay, I'm over this one now. 123 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 2: It starts a hoioi pals. 124 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 3: My grandparents live in an adorable nineteen fifties Cape cod 125 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 3: split level house. Those two styles put together give you 126 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 3: a lot of odd little nooks and crannies and places 127 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 3: you wouldn't expect, which makes for a great hide and 128 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 3: seek house for the grandkids. Eventually we found all the 129 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,159 Speaker 3: really good hiding places in our hide and seek games 130 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 3: turned into hide and scare the shit out of each other. 131 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 3: My dad has always really been interested in old timey shit, 132 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 3: and I was a poor middle child who just wanted 133 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 3: some attention for crying out loud, So we would often 134 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 3: go into my grandparents' attic and spend rainy Saturday afternoons 135 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,119 Speaker 3: looking through old family photos, trinkets, and trasures. This attic 136 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 3: was more like a hall closet that led to unfinished 137 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 3: crawl space in the eaves of them. 138 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: I love for the imagination of a kid is like, 139 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: this is a hidden room. 140 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 3: It was a beautiful Now that was just don't step 141 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 3: on the pink part exactly. 142 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: It's golation. 143 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. 144 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 3: One afternoon, when the two of us were up there, 145 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 3: I pulled out a box and uncovered a small door 146 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,560 Speaker 3: that neither of us knew. I mean. 147 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,679 Speaker 2: Just a door, a small door. 148 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 149 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 3: We had just gone to see National Treasure. So my 150 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 3: eleven year old self instantly yelled, oh my god, the 151 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,840 Speaker 3: Declaration of Independence might be in there, and then in 152 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 3: parentheses it says, what a fucking nerd. 153 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 2: But friends, I am. 154 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 3: Here to tell you it was way more practical than that. 155 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 3: What we found was the plumbing access space behind the bathroom. 156 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 3: You could get into the bathroom from the crawl space 157 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 3: simply by pushing out the built in wall hamper. Oh. 158 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 3: I had found the holy grail of hiding places that 159 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 3: my sister and cousins knew nothing. 160 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 2: But I could not wait to use it. Holy shit, 161 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 2: this is awesome. 162 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 3: My twisted little mind started thinking of the perfect way 163 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 3: to scare the ever loving shit out of them, and 164 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 3: play the best prank ever. I had to make sure 165 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,679 Speaker 3: my plan would work, so I picked the best guinea 166 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 3: pig I could think of. 167 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 2: Grandma. 168 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 3: Now I wasn't a complete lunatic, so I made sure 169 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 3: she wasn't in the shower where she could slip and fall, 170 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 3: thank you. But while she was cleaning the bathroom, I 171 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 3: snuck into the crawl space through the attic and started 172 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 3: lightly tapping on the walls of the shower, then pushing 173 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 3: on the hamper, and topped it off by making quiet 174 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 3: groaning sounds. 175 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 1: Kids think they're so sad, I'll let you know. Grandma 176 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: was like. 177 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 2: You think one of them's on the wall. 178 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 3: Then just as I'm ready to jump out and scare her, 179 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 3: she yanks the hamper out of the wall and scares 180 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 3: me first. Yes, I couldn't understand how she knew it 181 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 3: was one of her grandkids when I so clearly sounded 182 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 3: like a ghost. Apparently this was a prank she would 183 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 3: play on my Grandpa when they first moved in the house. Grandma, 184 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 3: relationship goals, Grandma, you have to find someone that you 185 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 3: can scare constantly. Oh no, this was their empty Nestor's house. 186 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,679 Speaker 3: So the thought of my grandma, in her late fifties 187 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 3: hiding in the crawl space to scare her husband of 188 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,560 Speaker 3: thirty some years tickles me me too. Just when I 189 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 3: think she couldn't get any cooler, she says, did you 190 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 3: know this goes all the way back to the guest 191 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,440 Speaker 3: room closet. 192 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 2: We could really get them good. 193 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 3: My oldest sister and cousin were hanging out in the 194 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 3: guest room being cool teenagers and not letting me in 195 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:18,199 Speaker 3: because sisters. So my grandma decided to go to that 196 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,720 Speaker 3: end of the crawl space and start tapping on the walls. 197 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,560 Speaker 3: They began screaming and ran to the only room with 198 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 3: a lock on the door. 199 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 1: The veg Yeah motherfuckers, Yeah, big sisters, where. 200 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,680 Speaker 2: I was still hidden in the wall making spooky noises. 201 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 3: Needless to say that two of them had the scare 202 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,400 Speaker 3: of their lives and still have no idea that their 203 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 3: ghostly encounter was just me and Grandma creeping in the walls. 204 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 3: That's how hilarious. People were, like, what's your ghost story? 205 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,480 Speaker 3: And it's just their sibling that they don't know. 206 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 4: I was looking at a copy of Stephen king Rice's 207 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:56,079 Speaker 4: pet seminary and all of a sudden, no, your shitty 208 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,200 Speaker 4: like little sister, it's your middle sister getting revel right. 209 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,840 Speaker 4: Grandma still loves a good prank and is always down 210 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 4: for a game of anything with one of her twenty 211 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 4: two grandchildren or eleven great grandchildren. Her and my grandpa 212 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 4: just celebrated their sixty first wedding anniversary. When I asked 213 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 4: how they have stayed together this long, my grandpa says, 214 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 4: she has the most amazing laugh I've ever heard. And 215 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 4: I decided a long time ago, Oh. 216 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: No, I know. I was like, Oh, Karen's gonna cry. 217 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 3: She has the most amazing laugh I've ever heard, And 218 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:26,719 Speaker 3: I decided a long time ago I wanted to hear 219 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 3: that laugh every day. 220 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,720 Speaker 5: For the rest of my life, so long as she 221 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 5: lets me. Oh keep making your laugh, you son of 222 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:38,600 Speaker 5: a bit. You made me cry on the first That 223 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 5: is so perfect. 224 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 1: I know, my god, I'll take that over. I don't 225 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,560 Speaker 1: think I could be in a relationship that scares each 226 00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:46,560 Speaker 1: other like I can't jump out to me jumping out 227 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:50,320 Speaker 1: and scaring someone's abuse. Really, yeah, that's not They can't 228 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 1: do it to me, and I won't do it to 229 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,680 Speaker 1: them like that snows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like we'll be 230 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 1: like I'm right behind you, just to be like, I'm 231 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 1: not trying to scare you. 232 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,960 Speaker 3: It's the opposite of what you would enjoy. Like my 233 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,840 Speaker 3: cousin Stevie and well it's with his daughter's Kim. His 234 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 3: wife would never have it, right. Uh, that's all they 235 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,319 Speaker 3: do is try to find a place. If that's agreed upon, 236 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 3: it's great, it's hilarious. And I know Vince too, we 237 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,439 Speaker 3: want no part of it whatsoever. 238 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,320 Speaker 2: They're so bad. 239 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,320 Speaker 3: They do things where it's like you're we're like we 240 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,079 Speaker 3: just went to Dollywood, like we're all walking and they 241 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 3: always have their eyes out of like I could. 242 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: Run ahead and just get in there, or even if 243 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,280 Speaker 1: you go, what's that like, then they get scared, like 244 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: don't don't do that to me. I don't want that. 245 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 2: No, I know it's not where you're. 246 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 1: Enjoying that and tickling, like unless we specifically said that 247 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,960 Speaker 1: those things are okay and enjoyable, like don't fucking. 248 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 2: Actually, I think that's a good rule for everybody. 249 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, don't don't tickle people unless you have an express, written, 250 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 3: direct written permission. Okay, stay sexy and check your cross 251 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:52,439 Speaker 3: space for grandma's before going to the bathroom. See she her, 252 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:59,239 Speaker 3: and it says, ps, grandma's name is Zilla. So good, Priscilla, 253 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,319 Speaker 3: so good grandmothering her ass off? 254 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 1: Great? 255 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 2: That was awesome. See thank you, well, it's so good. 256 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:12,120 Speaker 1: Let's see what your next one for me is. Okay, 257 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 1: this is a combo of or so we thought, and cats. 258 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 1: So I love it. 259 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 2: Okay, of course you guessed that I did that to you. 260 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 1: Oh you did. Of course you didn't do that. Okay. 261 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: The time my husband found our lost cat, dot do dot, 262 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 1: or so we thought, Georgia, Karen, love your gorgeous faces. 263 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,480 Speaker 1: A couple of years ago, a stray cat snuck into 264 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 1: one of the vans at my husband's work and gave 265 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:40,199 Speaker 1: birth to a litter of kittens. Oh my god, my dream. 266 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,520 Speaker 1: We had to keep them. 267 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,319 Speaker 2: It's they picked us right. 268 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,480 Speaker 1: Several weeks later, each kitten went home with a different coworker, 269 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: and their mama became the shop kitty. That is how 270 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,199 Speaker 1: we came to own our second cat, Hazel, a brown 271 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,080 Speaker 1: tabby who was afraid of almost nothing. She holds her 272 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 1: own against our eighty five pound dog. She runs a 273 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 1: laps around the house with our two wild boys, like children. 274 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,080 Speaker 1: That's funny, and she's a great addition to the family. However, 275 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: Hazel has always been an indoor cat, despite her best 276 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 1: efforts otherwise. At around a year old, Hazel went through 277 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: a phase where she would run full speed toward any 278 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 1: door that was opened, just for a taste of the outdoors. 279 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,719 Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god. Well, one Sunday evening, before going 280 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,240 Speaker 1: to bed, I realized I hadn't seen Hazel in a while. 281 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 1: This is me all the time. Have you seen mo? 282 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 1: I haven't seen mo in a while. I searched the house, 283 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,199 Speaker 1: so tabby right, yeah, yeah, I searched the house in 284 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,439 Speaker 1: the yard and couldn't find her anywhere. It was clear 285 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: she had snuck out at some point, with Adis realizing it. 286 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: I was so worried about her. The next morning, as 287 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: we drove around looking for her, my husband called to 288 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 1: tell me he had found her in a neighbor's yard, 289 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 1: but she was hiding from their dogs and was too 290 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,880 Speaker 1: scared to come out. I grabbed some cat treats and 291 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,800 Speaker 1: headed that way to help coax her out of her 292 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 1: hiding spot. And at work, she crept out from under 293 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: the shed, and when she did, my husband grabbed her, 294 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 1: except then she went absolutely wild, biting, scratching, twisting around 295 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,960 Speaker 1: and doing everything she could to get away. It was 296 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 1: nothing like her, and she was such a sweetheart, so 297 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 1: it was very unexpected, but she was obviously terrified. The 298 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,960 Speaker 1: neighbor who lived there grabbed a cage and my husband 299 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,200 Speaker 1: somehow managed to put the writing cat inside. His hand 300 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: was bleeding everywhere. There was a deep puncture wound in 301 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 1: his pinky finger and scratches up his arms. He headed 302 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 1: to urgent care to get bandage and injected with an antibiotic. 303 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 1: Then finally we brought Hazel home, or so we thought, 304 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 1: Oh my god, we seen the meme of like I 305 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: found my cat three months ago. It came home today 306 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 1: and it's just too large, black and white, exactly like that. 307 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 1: Looked identical. When we opened the cage, she immediately went 308 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 1: into our laundry room, hid behind our dryer and would 309 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: not come out. As I stood looking at her cowering 310 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: in the corner, I turned to my husband and said, 311 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 1: I don't think that's Hazel. My husband wasn't sure either, 312 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 1: so we started the process of getting the cat back 313 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 1: into the cage and managed to do it without further injury. 314 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: We took her to a nearby vet and had her 315 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,400 Speaker 1: scam for a microchip. She didn't have. Hazel has a microchip. 316 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,280 Speaker 1: This was not our cat. My husband drove back to 317 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 1: the neighbor's house where he had found this cat and 318 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: talked to the neighbor's wife. He explained the situation and 319 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,840 Speaker 1: the wife responded, yeah, that's our cat. The neighbor's only 320 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: explanation for why he assisted in the cat napping of 321 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 1: his own pet was that they had several cats. He 322 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,360 Speaker 1: said he thought it looked like one of theirs, but 323 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,560 Speaker 1: my husband seemed so sure that he didn't want to disagree. Wow, 324 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: that's therapy. Got to go to therapy. Yeah, that's right. 325 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,880 Speaker 1: Needless to say, my husband was not happy about the 326 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 1: injuries he sustained retrieving the wrong cat. Meanwhile, I continued 327 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,960 Speaker 1: the search for Hazel. I did everything I can think of, 328 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: posted online, put up flyers, talked with neighbors, and got 329 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: permission to search their yards, and put out a trap 330 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: that managed to catch two more incorrect cats. Then, a 331 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: couple days later, I walked into her kitchen and Hazel 332 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: was sitting at our back door waiting to be let in. 333 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: After three nights of doing god knows what. I guess 334 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: she was ready to come home. 335 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 3: That's amazing. It sounds like it was too much totally. 336 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: She was covered in cobwebs. I fucking love that. Hungry 337 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,480 Speaker 1: and thirsty, but none the worse for wear. My husband's 338 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,120 Speaker 1: hand healed, but he still doesn't have complete feeling in 339 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 1: his pinky finger and does not find the story nearly 340 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 1: as entertaining as most people do. Oh Thankfully, Hazel has 341 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: mostly outgrown her taste for freedom. She still makes the 342 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 1: occasional break for an open door, but has mostly accepted 343 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,440 Speaker 1: that she is strictly an indoor cat. I have attached 344 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: a photo of her to share. Thanks for reading my story. 345 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 1: Stay sexy and don't aid an a bet in catnapping 346 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 1: your own pet. Josie she her, Oh my goodness, he 347 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: looks just like mo, Just like, look at that's a 348 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 1: that's a smart, bad cat. 349 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,760 Speaker 2: So cute. She's like, what, I was just under the deck. 350 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we gonna do? 351 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 2: Why are you guys. 352 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 3: Freaking out all the time? Stop grabbing all the cats 353 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 3: that look slightly similar to me? 354 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: God, I love that story so much. 355 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,400 Speaker 2: It's so good. 356 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: So we thought good love cats? 357 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 2: Oh what the subject line of this. 358 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,440 Speaker 1: I forgot. 359 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 3: This is a combo hero dog celebrity sighting. Oh yeah, okay, 360 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,400 Speaker 3: I remember now incredible. Should I hold this subject line? Yeah? 361 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I wish I hit it from you. 362 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 2: Too, perfect though. 363 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 3: Okay, this starts MAM's Hi, I'm obsessed with true crime, 364 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,399 Speaker 3: but his fate would have it. I grew up in 365 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,479 Speaker 3: a quiet southern Californian neighborhood no one's ever heard of, 366 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,720 Speaker 3: which seems like the perfect spot to dig up some 367 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 3: murder history or should I take a sinkhole? But alas 368 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:35,640 Speaker 3: here I am. 369 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,320 Speaker 1: Oh wait, this one is so well written. I just 370 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,639 Speaker 1: I thought it was a different one. Okay, so well written. Okay, 371 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,560 Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. 372 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 3: I'm super thankful my parents plopped us down in the 373 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,679 Speaker 3: most boring and safest of surroundings, but it leaves me 374 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 3: very limited on content to send in to super casually 375 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,119 Speaker 3: say hey, and for that, I'm resentful. 376 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:52,680 Speaker 2: And then it happened. 377 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 3: I have been summoned in a recent minnesot You guys 378 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 3: asked for the weirdest celebrity run ins, and I am 379 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 3: here to answer the call. Imagine it's nineteen eighty eight. 380 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,120 Speaker 3: I'm a teeny tiny baby. Fuck you, I'm graduating from 381 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 3: high school. 382 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,400 Speaker 2: What were you in sixth grade? You're eight third grade. 383 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,880 Speaker 3: I'm a teeny tiny baby ten months maybe in one 384 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 3: of those adorable eighties baby onesies with the feet. They've 385 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,280 Speaker 3: literally been around since State of fifteen hundreds. The nineties 386 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 3: are upon us. Simple times, Growing pains is in full 387 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 3: teen swing. Everyone's swooning over Kirk Cameron, including my half sister, 388 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,399 Speaker 3: who's fifteen or sixteen at the time, so it's a 389 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,880 Speaker 3: baby and then half sister. My parents have gotten our dog, 390 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 3: Sarah from some dog breeder trainer who I guess also 391 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,640 Speaker 3: had some sort of celebrity connections. He calls my dad 392 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 3: and says, hey, Steve, Kirk Cameron is looking for someone 393 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,439 Speaker 3: to watch his dog while he goes off and shoots 394 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 3: a movie. Would you be interested? Why he chose my 395 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 3: parents rather than someone entirely more qualified is beyond me, 396 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,480 Speaker 3: and why my parents agreed to do it he's even 397 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:05,200 Speaker 3: more strange. But wouldn't you know, Kirk Cameron himself delivered 398 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:11,119 Speaker 3: his sweetheart, fluffball Tibetan mastiff Rex to our house shortly. 399 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 1: After, Like we fucked that guy, But back then, like, oh, 400 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,080 Speaker 1: she was the heart throb of heart throb. 401 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,200 Speaker 3: This is Timothy shallow May coming and dropping a basset 402 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 3: hound off at your heart. I mean, it's just like, 403 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,200 Speaker 3: what are we talking about? Yeah, he was the biggest. 404 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:29,479 Speaker 3: And also Kirk Cameron is from a Hollywood family. His 405 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 3: sister is also Like it was like they were famous. 406 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,760 Speaker 3: They were famous about being famous. 407 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 2: Am It was just such a. 408 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 3: Different It was Okay, my parents have a video of 409 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:43,120 Speaker 3: baby me sitting in his lap on my sister's bed, who, 410 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 3: to her simultaneous relief and disappointment, had been. 411 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 2: At her mom's that day. Oh my god. 412 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: Can you imagine I should have told her and had 413 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,320 Speaker 1: her come home? Don't you saying? 414 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, it really sucks. I mean I bet she would 415 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,879 Speaker 3: have stepmom. That's a stepmom's fault. 416 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 2: It seems, yeah, start some shit. 417 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 418 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 3: But also, like I used to I think I admitted 419 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,920 Speaker 3: this to you before, I also had this pict where 420 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 3: we had when we admit things to each other, we 421 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 3: had to say welcome to Shamtown, and then we can 422 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 3: do all segment called welcome to Shreamtown. 423 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 2: Here's mine. 424 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 3: I used to get ready just in case Scott bo 425 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 3: was going to be like we were going to the beach. 426 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,320 Speaker 3: We were going to the beach in northern California. 427 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,440 Speaker 1: This isn't like when you were already in Hollywood and 428 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,360 Speaker 1: maybe he'd be at a. 429 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 3: Party, couldn't be further away. We'd be like, well, we're 430 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 3: going out to stint and be fucking Bo's there and 431 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 3: I'd just be like trying so hard to curl my hair. 432 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,160 Speaker 1: Was he ever there? 433 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 2: He was never once there. 434 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,440 Speaker 1: Guess who I have for her five hundred to minisode Karen. 435 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,400 Speaker 2: The Great Maga, Republican Scott. 436 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,240 Speaker 1: And Pert Cameron two for Maga. 437 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,360 Speaker 3: Listen we love the heart wants what it wants when 438 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:55,119 Speaker 3: you're twelve. Okay, So the video is of Kurt with 439 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,640 Speaker 3: the holding the baby, sitting on her bed and saying, Hey, Shannon, 440 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,199 Speaker 3: sorry I missed you. I get to hang out with 441 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 3: your sister. She told me all about you. Hope we 442 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,480 Speaker 3: meet one day. 443 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 2: End quote. She was mortified. I was charming. 444 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 3: The VHS tape proves such as I wouldn't stop touching 445 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,760 Speaker 3: his face and grabbing. 446 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 2: At those curls. 447 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 3: From what I gathered later from my mom, we weren't 448 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,679 Speaker 3: told when he'd be back for Rex, but we assumed 449 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 3: it was going to be for a few months. We 450 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,160 Speaker 3: didn't hear from this motherfucker for years. 451 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 1: He fucking rocks his dog off, just like New Home Bye. 452 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 3: I said what I said, Gal's all caps, four period, 453 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,439 Speaker 3: years period later, four years, We're just left to assume 454 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,320 Speaker 3: Rex is our dog. Now when all of a sudden 455 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 3: we get a phone call that someone will come and 456 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,439 Speaker 3: pick up this sweet monster bear of a dog the 457 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,199 Speaker 3: next week. 458 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,640 Speaker 2: I was heartbroken. 459 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,960 Speaker 1: Unless you specifically say something a year tops, then it's 460 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,080 Speaker 1: their dog. No, maybe a year and a half. 461 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 3: I would love for all of the film nerds to 462 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,960 Speaker 3: come and tell me what movie has shot that last 463 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,000 Speaker 3: four that you would, as a lead or second lead 464 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 3: be shooting this movie for four year. 465 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,719 Speaker 1: You're going to abandon your dog and then get it 466 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,679 Speaker 1: back Star Wars made like also, you left it with 467 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,520 Speaker 1: children who now have grown. 468 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,199 Speaker 3: You held that baby that you then weaned onto the 469 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,120 Speaker 3: company of this dog. 470 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:18,680 Speaker 1: This is all. 471 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 2: I was heartbroken. 472 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 3: I rode that good boy like a horse every goddamn 473 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,440 Speaker 3: day of my dog. 474 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 1: All the dogs like, thank fucking God. 475 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 2: The dog's like see you. 476 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 3: Our dog had died a few months earlier. Rex was 477 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 3: my best friend, and now this asshole had the audacity 478 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 3: to not even show up and take his dog himself, 479 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,040 Speaker 3: the dog he hadn't seen in years, but sent someone 480 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,840 Speaker 3: to take him away from me. And then in parentheses 481 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 3: it says, I'm thirty two now, and obviously I haven't 482 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,880 Speaker 3: moved on full circle. It's twenty and five. I'm seventeen 483 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,560 Speaker 3: and sitting in church with some friends from youth group. 484 00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 3: Whose dumb fucking curly gray haired head. 485 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,359 Speaker 1: So angry? 486 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,639 Speaker 3: And who's dumb fucking curly, graying haired head do I 487 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 3: suddenly realize I'm sitting directly behind the same guy who's 488 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,360 Speaker 3: become more famous in this group of friends for breaking 489 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,359 Speaker 3: my tiny toddler heart than he ever than he was 490 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,679 Speaker 3: or ever will be for growing. I look down the aisle, 491 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,840 Speaker 3: and every single one of my pals is staring at me, 492 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,800 Speaker 3: wide eyed and unexpectant, as if timid, shy high school 493 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 3: choir nerd me is going to stand up in the 494 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,360 Speaker 3: Lord's House, surrounded by Grandma's in the spirit himself mid 495 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 3: holy communion and splash that thimble sized plastic cup of 496 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,680 Speaker 3: wine in his face and scream fuck you, Kirk Cameron, 497 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,159 Speaker 3: which is honestly the biggest regret in my life. I 498 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,400 Speaker 3: love you both, stay sexy, and for fuck's sakes, don't 499 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,880 Speaker 3: give Kirk Cameron back his dog Amber. 500 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:53,480 Speaker 1: I want. I feel like my mom sometimes being a cunt, 501 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 1: would have been like, fuck you, my daughter is attached 502 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,960 Speaker 1: to him. Now we haven't heard from you in four years. Yes, 503 00:23:59,240 --> 00:23:59,960 Speaker 1: it's our dog now. 504 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 3: I feel like that's pure reasonable because totally four years, Like, 505 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,920 Speaker 3: how do you not get an end date? And then 506 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,160 Speaker 3: how does that discrepancy? How does anyone believe that they 507 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 3: had a four year window? 508 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: I hope Kurt Cameron gave him a big, fat, fucking 509 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: growing pains check for that, you. 510 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,399 Speaker 2: Know, yeah, really, because that's dog sitting for four years. 511 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,359 Speaker 3: Seriously, as a person that pays a dog sitter, that's expensive. 512 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,280 Speaker 1: All right. So the last one is Sassy Grandma's and cats. 513 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,199 Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Karen. It's like you know me, 514 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,240 Speaker 1: Ladies Day one listener here. My grandma lived in Queens, 515 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 1: New York, and when I was a little girl, I 516 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: would spend parts of the summer with her, and sometimes 517 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,119 Speaker 1: long weekends. She would drag me all over the city 518 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,160 Speaker 1: and we'd see all the Broadway shows. In total. She's 519 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,880 Speaker 1: taken me to see twenty four musical lucky. I haven't 520 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,240 Speaker 1: even seen one. Is that true? I think so. Oh 521 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,639 Speaker 1: I saw cats when I was a little kid. 522 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,560 Speaker 3: Oh right, little that would have turned you off of it. 523 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,680 Speaker 3: They've gotten so much better. 524 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 1: I came out in the audience. It was terrifying. I okay. 525 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,399 Speaker 1: For my fourteenth birthday, she took me to see cats. Hey. 526 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 1: We sat in the mezzanine section, right at the edge 527 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,399 Speaker 1: where I could lean over and see the stage. No 528 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,960 Speaker 1: one told my grandma's what the fuck? 529 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,160 Speaker 2: Yeah what? 530 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,640 Speaker 1: No one told my grandma that the actors would climb 531 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,040 Speaker 1: out into the audience and interact with them. That's fucking weird. 532 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 1: Like a whole generation of children were traumatized. Yeah. So 533 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,200 Speaker 1: she was very surprised, as was I when one of 534 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 1: the cats crawled into my lap and licked my face, 535 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,679 Speaker 1: all while purring and having me fully believe he was 536 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,120 Speaker 1: in fact a cat. That one came up to me too. Yeah, 537 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,160 Speaker 1: my grandma wouldn't have it and reached out and slapped 538 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,960 Speaker 1: this poor actor. It edged through the theater and yelled, 539 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,480 Speaker 1: get the hell off my granddaughter, and continuing to stay 540 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,280 Speaker 1: in character, this actor hissed at her, jumped off my 541 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,440 Speaker 1: lap and crawled back down to the stage for exactly 542 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,080 Speaker 1: four seconds, you could hear a pin drops a fucking professional. 543 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, holy shit, someone slapped him. 544 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:08,120 Speaker 1: Across the faces. She then turned around, fluffed up her hair, 545 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,280 Speaker 1: and sat back in her seat to finish the show, 546 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,720 Speaker 1: holding my hand the whole time. She has taken me 547 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,880 Speaker 1: to see countless shows, but this is the only one 548 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 1: where she physically assaulted one of the actors. It's a 549 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,400 Speaker 1: story that we've retold over and over again for many 550 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 1: many years. 551 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 5: Now. 552 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 1: I take my own grandchildren to the theater with the 553 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: promise that I will keep my hands on my lap 554 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,639 Speaker 1: and not try to hurt Anyboddy, my grandmother was a 555 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,640 Speaker 1: redheaded ball of fire. No one could touch her. In fact, 556 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,440 Speaker 1: there's one story where she was mugged and was able 557 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,880 Speaker 1: to fight him off with a stapler that she, for 558 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:44,240 Speaker 1: some reason kept in her purse. That's amazing because it's heavy. 559 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,000 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, her name was Fay and she was my 560 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 1: bestest friend. Forever, stay sexy and don't ever let a 561 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,359 Speaker 1: full grown man dressed as a cat sit in your lap. 562 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:58,639 Speaker 1: Then runs Stacy in New Jersey. Stacy, I feel you, 563 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 1: Let's have a group therapy session, because like I remember 564 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: that too. 565 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,240 Speaker 3: Also how seventies eighties is it for them to be like, yeah, 566 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 3: you guys, go find children in the audience to. 567 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,000 Speaker 1: Do ry and like, don't put a sign anywhere warning 568 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,040 Speaker 1: the littlest children who are scared of a lot of 569 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,679 Speaker 1: fucking things and don't really like fully comprehend. They're kind 570 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 1: of like like they're on psychedelics basically all the time. 571 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 2: Children of just like whoa, this is crazy, Like. 572 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: Get a little warning. 573 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,240 Speaker 2: Don't lick them, don't like them. 574 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 1: Lick them, don't lick don't like children. 575 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,000 Speaker 2: Don't make us say it, don't make Stacy say it. 576 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, this one is Sisters and winning contest Leur 577 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:44,199 Speaker 3: Money Machine. Okay, yay, kind of okay, kind so good Karen, Georgia, 578 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,600 Speaker 3: Stephen and furry friends. 579 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,560 Speaker 2: I am so glad. 580 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,760 Speaker 3: I listened to my friend Sarah and started to listen 581 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 3: to this podcast and became a murder. You know, I've 582 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,199 Speaker 3: passed my love of you onto my friend Morgan, and 583 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,440 Speaker 3: it's great to have others to talk about you, ladies. 584 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,040 Speaker 2: Oh, okay, keep it. 585 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 3: I no longer listen to the radio, and I need 586 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 3: to invest in a pair of wireless headphones so I 587 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 3: can listen to you while I cook dinner. Do the 588 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 3: dishes so that I don't have to constantly keep hitting 589 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,640 Speaker 3: pause when one of my three young boys walks into 590 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 3: the kitchen. Yeah yeah, I'm glad you worked that out 591 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 3: on paper, en he do it. One of the great 592 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:24,200 Speaker 3: joys of life for me is doing the dishes while 593 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,720 Speaker 3: I listen to podcasts. 594 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,360 Speaker 1: Like I don't think I would do the dishes otherwise. 595 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that is what gets me to do 596 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:33,760 Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, hey, are you a hoarder? We recommend podcasts. 597 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,520 Speaker 1: So true. 598 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,560 Speaker 3: So, even though I'm the oldest of four siblings, I 599 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 3: was always picked on growing up because I was very 600 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 3: gullible and easy target. During the fall of sophomore year 601 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 3: in high school around two thousand and one, there was 602 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 3: a contest going on that Tasty Cake was promoting if 603 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,360 Speaker 3: you found green icing in their crimpets, you want to 604 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 3: meet and greet with one of the Philadelphia. 605 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 2: Eagles players at the. 606 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 1: So specific some girls just link. I don't care. 607 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 2: To preface this. 608 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 3: I was not a huge football fan and I never 609 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,160 Speaker 3: enter contests because I never win. Well, you can't win 610 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,479 Speaker 3: if you don't play. So people don't know Tasty Cakes 611 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,160 Speaker 3: are East Coast. 612 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:17,960 Speaker 1: Hostess. 613 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, snack cakes, but they're a brand that if you're 614 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,360 Speaker 3: from California, you didn't grow up with them. Usually, so 615 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,680 Speaker 3: I usually don't have dessert after dinner, but one school 616 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 3: night I had a taste for a tasty cake crippet. 617 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 3: I go to open the freezer to grab one. It 618 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 3: tasted way better when they were frozen. But my sister, 619 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 3: who was sitting at the kitchen table, tells me there's 620 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 3: one in the pantry. She said she went and opened 621 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 3: it the day before and changed her mind. That's where 622 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 3: you know the lie is. That's a fucking lie. So 623 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 3: she just put it in a baggie and put it 624 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 3: back in the closet. I didn't really care that it 625 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 3: wasn't frozen, so I grabbed that one. You can tell 626 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,240 Speaker 3: I was the youngest of what was essentially, at the 627 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,200 Speaker 3: end of the day, five kids, because I had three 628 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 3: teenager cousins next door and my. 629 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: Older starter trust anything immediately. 630 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 3: No, I'm already looking for how are they trying to 631 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,680 Speaker 3: summones nowhere? There's no world where my sister would have 632 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,800 Speaker 3: just nicely and kindly offered me. 633 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 1: Something oh I did, and also a child not wanting 634 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,680 Speaker 1: to eat a tasty cake. 635 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 3: Oh, I opened it and I changed my mind. You 636 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,719 Speaker 3: never have in your life. Why would you know? Okay, 637 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 3: I was standing at the island in the middle of 638 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 3: the kitchen enjoying my crimpet. A couple bites in, I 639 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 3: noticed the icing inside is green. I start to freak out. 640 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 3: My sister couldn't believe that I won. I immediately stopped eating 641 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 3: the crumpet. I quickly start looking for a box to 642 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,560 Speaker 3: find the phone number or contest rules. But of course, 643 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 3: when we put them in the freezer, my mom takes 644 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 3: them out of the box. 645 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 1: Classic. 646 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,360 Speaker 3: So I log on to the computer and find a 647 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,240 Speaker 3: customer service phone number and leave. 648 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,959 Speaker 2: Them a message. 649 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,200 Speaker 3: In the meantime, I'm planning on who I'm taking to 650 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,120 Speaker 3: this meet and greet and which one of my friends 651 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 3: would enjoy the experience the most. The next day at school, 652 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 3: I told my friend Tom, who was a huge Eagles fan, 653 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,520 Speaker 3: that I take him with me. Everyone is so excited 654 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,400 Speaker 3: that I want a contest like this. Think Charlie from. 655 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,280 Speaker 2: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory finding the Golden Ticket. We 656 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,680 Speaker 2: get it, you want a contest. 657 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 3: I get home from school and my mom tells me 658 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,880 Speaker 3: the tasty Cake called and left me a message don't know. 659 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,600 Speaker 2: Oh no. 660 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,960 Speaker 3: I immediately call them back and explain to them, I 661 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,840 Speaker 3: save the crimpet, but I don't have the box, and 662 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,720 Speaker 3: that's the only way that I can prove that I won. 663 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,600 Speaker 3: The lady tells me that I didn't win. All the 664 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 3: winning boxes have already been claimed, and she apologized for 665 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,560 Speaker 3: the confusion. I just didn't understand there was green icing 666 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,400 Speaker 3: inside my crppet. 667 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 2: I hung up the phone. 668 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,640 Speaker 3: All I hear is laughter coming from my mom and 669 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 3: sister in the kitchen. Through tears of laughter, they explained. 670 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 1: To me them, even the mom. 671 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 2: The mom, which is just like an of course you prank. 672 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,080 Speaker 1: To child, hahaha, hilarious, can't be. 673 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,240 Speaker 2: Satisfying, okay. 674 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,960 Speaker 3: Through tears of laughter, they explained to me that my 675 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 3: sister used a straw, sucked out the white icing and 676 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,080 Speaker 3: blue fucking green icing. 677 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: That she sucked it out, put it into a dish 678 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,000 Speaker 1: mixed in green food colorings. 679 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:15,320 Speaker 2: And her slide back in got a cold. Oh gross, 680 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 2: and then it for inheseason. It says q vomiting. 681 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,400 Speaker 1: I feel like the joke's on them, because that's fucking disgusting. 682 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,040 Speaker 2: They're gross. 683 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,440 Speaker 1: They went too. They went too far. 684 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 2: They really did. 685 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 1: Uh. 686 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,200 Speaker 3: She then wrapped it back up, put it in the pantry, 687 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,760 Speaker 3: hoping I would eat them, but no see. 688 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,000 Speaker 1: And also you should have put it back in the 689 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: original packaging, put a little glue on there, just to seem. 690 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 3: Like, you know, grab a curling iron, I straightener z 691 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,280 Speaker 3: daren listen. I'm not saying I'm not a devious motherfucker, 692 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 3: but it's so good it worked anyway. I'm not sure 693 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,480 Speaker 3: if I was more disturbed as to what she did 694 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 3: or that I actually ate it. Either way, I didn't win. 695 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,520 Speaker 3: Into this day, I will never believe I want anything, 696 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 3: especially a lottery ticket for fifty five thousand dollars. And 697 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,800 Speaker 3: then in parentheses it says different story for a different day. 698 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: Send us your lottery stories, send us your tricking children stories, 699 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,920 Speaker 1: or being tricked as a child by an. 700 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,720 Speaker 3: Adult, or catching an adult trying to trick you and 701 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 3: then outsmarting them. 702 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,280 Speaker 1: That's right. 703 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,520 Speaker 2: My favorite word of email could be fun. Wait here's 704 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,040 Speaker 2: the sign off. 705 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,240 Speaker 3: Okay, anyways, thanks for reading this, and remember stay sexy 706 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,840 Speaker 3: and don't eat food that's not in its original packaging. 707 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 2: Very true, and that is from jen A. 708 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 3: We can only assume it's Jennifer Anniston writing into the show. 709 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,800 Speaker 2: Thank you, Jennifer, it means the world. 710 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,560 Speaker 1: Does this make you hungry for a tasty cake? Yes? 711 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,960 Speaker 1: Well guess what did you? 712 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 3: Suck out the frosting and open? I'm sorry, can't eat this. 713 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,480 Speaker 3: Jen told me I can't. 714 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: Cut one in half. And I'll eat one and trust 715 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,640 Speaker 1: me and we'll see who wong here? You want to fork? 716 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,160 Speaker 2: Yes, my snack cake. 717 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,800 Speaker 1: This is our five hundredth anniversary cake. It's beautiful. 718 00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,520 Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much. Oh cheers, tears. 719 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,640 Speaker 3: My aunt Jeane used to bring these back from New 720 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,160 Speaker 3: Jersey when she visit her family. 721 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:11,799 Speaker 1: I've never had one that's fucking good. Crumpits, Oh yeah, 722 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,239 Speaker 1: I want raspberry? Do you have inside of it? 723 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 2: The cake is so cakey good. 724 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: It's not super sweet. That's good. 725 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,439 Speaker 2: It seems like a real little cake. 726 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: All right. Well, happy East Coast kids were so lucky. 727 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 3: Let's not talk about mouthful well happy, well, happy tasty cake, 728 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:36,839 Speaker 3: all right? 729 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,360 Speaker 1: Happy five hundredth. 730 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 2: Hey, great job these past five hundred mini. 731 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,960 Speaker 1: So that's right, five hundred more and I'll get you 732 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,480 Speaker 1: a hostess. Also, I think that what was her name? Jen? 733 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,000 Speaker 1: Jennifer jen a if we could get the what was 734 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 1: the sports team, the Eagles? We get the Eagles, Like, 735 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,239 Speaker 1: give her that prize or tasty Cake to like fulfill it, 736 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,319 Speaker 1: to get back at her siblings and her mood, Like 737 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,239 Speaker 1: how fucking great would that be? Gener all of us. 738 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,960 Speaker 3: It's called prank reversal. Yep, this is a new segment 739 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 3: on the show Tasty Cake. We would love to talk 740 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,799 Speaker 3: to anybody whoever's manning the one eight hundred hotline. Got 741 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,520 Speaker 3: to be a murdering now, please, somebody in this in corporate, 742 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,879 Speaker 3: let's make it happen. We've got to turn it right 743 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,040 Speaker 3: for Jennifer Aniston. She's had a hard time. 744 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll meet her. If the football player or whatever 745 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,840 Speaker 1: team it is, whatever sport it is, doesn't want to 746 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 1: meet her, will do it. I'll meet her. 747 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,319 Speaker 3: We're just like making here's what we're gonna do. We're 748 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 3: gonna get some of the most famous people on the planet. 749 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,080 Speaker 1: Well, thanks for listening to five hundred episodes of these 750 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,920 Speaker 1: been if it's your first one. 751 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 3: And truly we want to thank every single person who's 752 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,000 Speaker 3: written in, even if we never used your email, even 753 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,240 Speaker 3: if you've written in twenty times and we've never picked yours. Yeah, 754 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,600 Speaker 3: the idea that we get to feature your guys stories 755 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:58,719 Speaker 3: and your guys' families and your experiences, and then Nick 756 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,160 Speaker 3: Terry turns around and does animations of them. 757 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 2: It's just such a joy. 758 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,799 Speaker 1: It is the fact that we've been able to do 759 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,719 Speaker 1: five hundred and can do five hundred more is such 760 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: a testament to the people listening yes, and us getting 761 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,959 Speaker 1: to read them their stories back. 762 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for playing this game with us. It's been 763 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,600 Speaker 3: very fun. It has stay sexy and don't get murdered. 764 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,480 Speaker 1: Goodbye, Elvis, Do you want to cookie? 765 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,200 Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production. 766 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 1: Our managing producer is Molly Smith. 767 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,400 Speaker 2: Our consulting producer is Kate Shellenbach. 768 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,640 Speaker 1: Our creative lead is Alison Agousti. 769 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,239 Speaker 3: Our associate producer is Tessa Hughes, and our editor is 770 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,560 Speaker 3: Aristotle Acevedo. 771 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,880 Speaker 1: This episode was mixed by Leona s. 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