1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor sex 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reese Show, the Good 4 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: Doctor talks to a man who got burned trying to swing, 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: a podcaster drops a bombshell, and a naughty nanny has 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: money on our mind. And now the Doctor Sex Reath 7 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: Show with your host, Dr Robert sex Reese. This is 8 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: the Doctor Robert sex re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: How can I help you today? Every caller that calls me, 10 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: I take as it's me or them. I don't like 11 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: that either, honestly, now that I'm hearing it come from you, 12 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: very excited to talk about this, Can you give me 13 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: a second? I'm choking on a walnut. Do you know 14 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 1: you're on the air. Can we just put aside our 15 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: differences and agree that I was right, very impatient to 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: hear your question, but also living in fear of I'm 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: throwing gems at you and you just keep dropping them 18 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 1: in the river. My situation is I'm doing what I love, 19 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,199 Speaker 1: I'm free from human touch, and I'm here to give 20 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: what I have to you. Hello, everyone, Welcome to the 21 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: Doctor Sex re show. I'm your host, Dr Robert sex Reese. 22 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: Today's topic. I do not know what I did to 23 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: deserve this nightmare of a topic, but it is swinging. 24 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,119 Speaker 1: As if one couple trying to rub or shove things 25 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: into each other is not enough. The thought of multiple 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 1: couples engaging in this is truly sickening. But I don't 27 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: have as much control over the show as I once did, 28 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: and I'm not complaining about that. But I gotta say, 29 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: in terms of swinging, the thing that really pardon my 30 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: French burns, my biscuits is that I used to love 31 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: going to my favorite city park under a full moon, 32 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: just sitting on a swing set and going to town 33 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: the gentle resistance to grab the only thing that gave 34 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: me a sense of calm in this world. But then, 35 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: about two years ago, I learned that swinging means also 36 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: to have multiple sexual partners, and that tiny sliver of 37 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: pleasure was drowned in a bucket of turpentine, which is 38 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: my least favorite way to drown and also my least 39 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: favorite way to pronounce turpentine. Also, I guess, as Shelley 40 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: points out, there's an important, uh topical, sort of timely 41 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: reason for this with you know, everybody is so involved 42 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: in politics and elections, the very important swinger vote, which 43 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: I guess from year to year can turn an election 44 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: on its head. I had no idea that's such grotesque. 45 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: People had such an influence on politics. So if you 46 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: are a swinger voter, thank you for thank you for 47 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 1: tuning in. But I do want to bring in our 48 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: first caller. We have someone here by the name of 49 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: Michael Demewski. Michael Demewski, you're on the air with Door 50 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: Sex Reese. What's your question? J Yeah, Hi, Hi, My 51 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,639 Speaker 1: I'm calling because my fiance and I we were going 52 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: to swing with a couple, but we were misky. Your 53 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: full name Michael Arthur Demevski. Yeah, okay, because we generally 54 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: only give first names. But the way I read it here, 55 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,240 Speaker 1: the way Shelley wrote it, I thought maybe Michael Domeski 56 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 1: was your full first name. No, Michael's fine. Okay, Well 57 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: it's the cats out of the bag already, Mike. So 58 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to call back with 59 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 1: a different identity or if you just want to keep 60 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: rolling through this because what you're about to say is 61 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: going to be on public record for all time. I'm 62 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: not worried about having my full name out there. I'm 63 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: I'm proud member of the community. And uh, it doesn't 64 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: What are you worried about? What? What are you worried about? 65 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, climate change? Change? Are you talking 66 00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:00,080 Speaker 1: about in relation to swinging? No? No, just I I 67 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: already have had enough, honestly of swinging. Well can I 68 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: say my questions still? Yes? But then can we get 69 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: to climate change after? I mean, I guess I'd really 70 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: love to have my question and I'd really love to 71 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: have an inhabitable planet for my grandchildren. I mean, I 72 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: think you can. I'm worried about it. Okay, so maybe 73 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: that's a bigger issue than whatever you're about to bring up. 74 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: But I guess I don't know because, in fairness to 75 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: you haven't heard your question yet, So go ahead lay 76 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: it on me. My, my fiance and I were we 77 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: were going to swing with this couple new to the scene, 78 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: and uh so we decided to, you know, make a 79 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: night of it, and we wanted to rent out a big, 80 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: expensive hotel room for the night. Um so we rented 81 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 1: out the Starlight Casita suite at the Laquinta in and 82 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: uh that's pronoun Lakinah might be Laquinta. I don't I 83 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 1: don't speak Spanish, but I I but we were ghosted. 84 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: The other couple doesn't show up, and uh, you know, 85 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: he left us with no fun. And you know, I 86 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 1: was kind of annoyed because we had you know, we 87 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: had kind of fronted a lot. And so I this 88 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: is where my fiance and I had a disagreement because 89 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: I wanted to write these people in angry note my 90 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: fiance says, we we shouldn't be bothering them, We should 91 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: be understanding about an inexperienced couple, someone new to the 92 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: scene getting cold feet. So I just wanted to ask you, 93 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 1: who do you think is right? She's right? No, you're right. 94 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: That was a very quick Well I'm a little confused 95 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: about a lot of stuff. First of all, how did 96 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: you land on the hotel that you chose? What? What 97 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:40,799 Speaker 1: was it about this place that you thought, yes, this 98 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: is the right environment for breaking God's law. I mean, doctor, 99 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 1: I feel a little I feel a little attacked, but 100 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: you are, Yes, you're being attacked. Yes, but well, if 101 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: you'll let me explain. Uh, the the lacina in in 102 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 1: our town is uh is sort of markedly nicer than 103 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 1: the Best Western, which is the other hotel that's near us. 104 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: So you really wanted to impress these people, or you 105 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: wanted to you wanted to give them, you want to 106 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: show them a good time to say to kind of 107 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: kind of pardon the expression, swing your dink a little 108 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: bit and be like, look, I'm ready, I'm ready to 109 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: lay down some sawbucks. I've never heard either of those expresses, 110 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 1: so that we can really get it on swing wise. Yeah, 111 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 1: sawbuck is a is a is a very cool, very 112 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: hip term for a ten dollar bill. Oh okay, well, yeah, 113 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,320 Speaker 1: so I did want to lay down some sawbucks. How 114 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,360 Speaker 1: do you know these guys? Where? How did you get 115 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: to the point where you felt comfortable enough to humiliate 116 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: you and your fiance to ask them to do this? 117 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: And then, of course I have to live through the terrible, 118 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: even worse humiliation of them not showing up. And now 119 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: you're on the air with everyone knowing your name. Well, 120 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,840 Speaker 1: I'm totally comfortable having everyone know my name. I'd rather not, 121 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: you know, say too much about personally. I met them 122 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 1: at a work mixer. Specifically, we met the guy at 123 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: uh this work mixer, and sort of right away I 124 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he's you know what, this guy's 125 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: sort of a prime cut. And then when we met 126 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 1: his wife, uh, we felt the same, and my fiance 127 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 1: sort of started to initiate This is something I don't understand. 128 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: How do you even do you have to play it cool? 129 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: Are you guys constantly referring to swinging? This is the 130 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 1: thing that I don't like. It's it's a it's a 131 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: thing with any kind of community that gets way too 132 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: into anything, whether it's pokemon or bird watching or swinging. 133 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: Just like, yeah, we're part of the community. We swing, 134 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: We love to swing. Everything is about swinging. Do you 135 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: Are you always talking about swinging when you're swinging or 136 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: you're saying like, hey, we're swinging now, don't you enjoy 137 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 1: the swinging? I also love skiing, you know, we go 138 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 1: on ski trips. Let's get down to the brass tax. 139 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: How much did the hotel room cost for this night? 140 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: A night? Wow? So how did you get into swinging? 141 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: What's missing? What? What are you? What are you lacking here? 142 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: I feel like something's lacking well mostly other sexual partners. 143 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 1: Can you describe how they look without without giving without 144 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: giving away who they are even though you've practically shared 145 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: with me your social security and routing numbers. Just my name, 146 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: There's there's got to be other Michael Domevski's around me. 147 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: I don't think so. That's a very particular Macedonian sounding 148 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,559 Speaker 1: name to me. I mean, it is a Macedonian name. 149 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: But there are just a decent Macedonian population where around 150 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: the country. Well, for one, Spokane, Washington. Is that where 151 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: you're calling from? Not for not necessarily. So you work 152 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: in logging, I'm trying to deduce a little bit more 153 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: about you here to figure out what is going on 154 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: with you. I work in HR for a logging company. Yes, 155 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: so this guy that you this prime cut of meat, 156 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 1: is he a lum ber jack? Well, again, I'm not 157 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: saying whether or not he works with me, but yes, 158 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: he is a lumberjack. Do you and your fiancee whose 159 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: name I don't want to know, do you to fight 160 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,600 Speaker 1: about money a lot? No? We we generally live within 161 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: our means. We we do, okay, we do like to 162 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: splurge if we're gonna swing with people. That is a 163 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 1: disgusting sentence, which part of it is discussed. Well, splurge 164 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,439 Speaker 1: didn't thrill me. What's wrong with splurge. I'm disgusted by 165 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,959 Speaker 1: anything that has to do with intimacy, bodily function, all 166 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: of that stuff. There's other four. Look, intimacy is one 167 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:42,599 Speaker 1: of the most overrated human conditions, right. It breeds contempt, 168 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: it breeds disappointment, it breeds bacteria. You're a sex therapist. 169 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 1: This is on me. I should have listened to an episode. 170 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,560 Speaker 1: So what does this come down to for you? You You 171 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:57,199 Speaker 1: you want you want these people to what pay you 172 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,719 Speaker 1: the to split the four hundred sixt plus tax. Do 173 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 1: you want them to merely acknowledge that you spent all 174 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: this money and to apologize. What is it that you 175 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: want out of the situation, little Mikey d It's more 176 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,560 Speaker 1: the second thing. I we were never going to ask 177 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: them to pay for half or anything like that. But 178 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: I was under the impression that I'd be, you know, 179 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: going to town on these two people that we met, 180 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,400 Speaker 1: and you know, I'm disappointed that we didn't get to 181 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: and well, look here's what I think. I don't like 182 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: what this couple did to you. Tell them right now, 183 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:41,560 Speaker 1: Tell them right now on the air. Assume they're listening 184 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: what you want them to feel? Fine, when you guys 185 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 1: did not show up to the star like casita suite 186 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: that my fiance and I reserve for us. It hurt 187 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,640 Speaker 1: our feelings. Frankly, you didn't give us any notice. You do, 188 00:10:57,679 --> 00:11:01,280 Speaker 1: you just didn't show up. But it's just it, especially 189 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,840 Speaker 1: it doesn't feel good you guys. Well, I'm mighty sorry, Michael. 190 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: I didn't realize your feelings will be hurt. We had 191 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 1: a family emergency we had to intend to. I guess 192 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 1: it just slipped my mind, and I do rightly apologize, 193 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: Timber all right, we feel good now, weirdly, yes, okay, 194 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: And you know what, I gotta tell you, it felt 195 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 1: kind of good to embody that kind of a character 196 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: for a little bit. There is that a thing you 197 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: do on the show? I mean, I'll do whatever it takes. 198 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 1: At first, it felt like you were mocking me, and uh, 199 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,840 Speaker 1: I actually never thought of it that way. That I 200 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 1: don't know, you know, yeah, what their circumstances were, maybe 201 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,719 Speaker 1: you can, maybe you can reach out to them and 202 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,920 Speaker 1: do it through a lens of Hey, is everything okay 203 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 1: with you? Guys? Don't even bring up the swinging or 204 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: the substantial hotel bill that you're now stuck with, and 205 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,480 Speaker 1: just make it about him. Make sure that everything's going 206 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: all right with him, and I think I would. I 207 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: think you're right, doctor, I think I will reach out. Okay, 208 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 1: So thanks Michael. I hope this was something for you. 209 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,560 Speaker 1: I think it would thank you. All right. That was 210 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,679 Speaker 1: Michael Demevsky of Spokane, Washington, works in HR for a 211 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: major logging company, and um, maybe I just helped him 212 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,920 Speaker 1: stop being such a coward. We'll find out. This is 213 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 1: the Doctor sex re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. Alright, 214 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,439 Speaker 1: I want to take a second here to thank one 215 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: of our sponsors. Guys, phones are filthy. They are just 216 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 1: crawling with bacteria, spit, and sewage vapor. That's why I 217 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 1: never used my phone without the Doctor sex Reese phone tongs. 218 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,600 Speaker 1: Just pull out the tongs, use them to pick up 219 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 1: your smartphone out of your pocket or purse, and you 220 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 1: can talk to anyone from your therapist to the Pope, 221 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: confident that you are far away from that disease written 222 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 1: rectangle the Doctor sex Reese phone talks. You'll never have 223 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:19,319 Speaker 1: to touch your phone again. Speaking of phones, let's go 224 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: back to the phones for our next caller. We have 225 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:27,080 Speaker 1: someone on the line by the name of Amy. Hello, Amy, 226 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 1: or on The Doctor Sex Reese Show. The topic today 227 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:34,200 Speaker 1: is swingers. How can I help you? Hi, Amy Reese. 228 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, Hi Amy, I'm Dr sex Reese. Oh interesting. 229 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: Why would you choose such a disgusting middle name? I 230 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,920 Speaker 1: didn't actually choose it, but it is. It's legally I 231 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 1: have to go by that name when I'm on the air. 232 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't like saying it, um, but I 233 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: guess I learned a long time ago how to how 234 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: to bury that deep down. You know. I'm glad that 235 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 1: you buried it, and it's not something that you wear 236 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 1: on your sleeve, because you live in a world that 237 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 1: is severely too horny for its own good, and that 238 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 1: is something that I'm trying to take a stand against. 239 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,280 Speaker 1: Oh you are, Yeah, in your in your personal life, 240 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,439 Speaker 1: you've been taking a stand against horny nous. Oh completely. 241 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: It's refreshing to talk to a young person who's who's 242 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: so revolted by sex. Can I ask how old you are? Yeah? 243 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 1: I am twenty two. I like I like you, Amy. 244 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: I rarely say that to uh, to a caller or 245 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 1: a person, but I like you. I like your attitude 246 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,600 Speaker 1: right right off the bat, You're coming out swinging and uh, 247 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,880 Speaker 1: and I happened to uh to agree with the direction 248 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,720 Speaker 1: you're punching in And speaking of swinging, that is today's topic. 249 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: Did you have a question about that? I actually prefer 250 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,520 Speaker 1: seesaws as opposed to swings. Oh, I see, so you're 251 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: talking about the act of swing, like a swing on 252 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: a playground. What else recurring to? Okay, well, in the again, 253 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: it's a sex related term. But um, sometimes married overweight 254 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 1: couples will get together with other married overweight couples and 255 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 1: they will have sex with each other. Yeah. Oh, it's 256 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: an interesting thing, Dr Reese that you like Amy Reese's personality, 257 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:30,520 Speaker 1: Amy Reese, do anything for you. I'm hoping this is 258 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: not related to that interesting thing happened on a previous show. 259 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: Somebody called and accused me of being the father to 260 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 1: a woman named Amy Reese, who now that I'm just 261 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: make an eye contact with Shelly is twenty two. Did 262 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,520 Speaker 1: you ever work at the tc B? Y that? Okay? 263 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: I'm I'm assuming a man, a nefarious man by the 264 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: name of Jeff f contacted you and filled your head 265 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,400 Speaker 1: with lies? Is that is that pretty close? What do 266 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: you want to know, Amy Reese? Listen? I have a 267 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: questionnaire here that will confirm that you are, not, in fact, 268 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 1: my father. I like where you're going with this, that 269 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 1: it's going to confirm that I'm not your dad. Yeah, 270 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,080 Speaker 1: this is the dumb asked daddy quiz. It is to 271 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 1: confirm that you are not mine or anyone's father. You 272 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: take this, we prove you're not my dad, and we 273 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 1: all go home happy. How does that sound? That sounds great? 274 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: I would love to go home happy. Has not happened 275 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: in twenty three years, but maybe tonight's tonight. Let's do 276 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: the questionnaire. All right, Daddy's dear cast listeners, here we go. Name. 277 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: My name is Dr Robert Ruth Sex Reese. Are you 278 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 1: now or have you ever been? My father? No? Do 279 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 1: you consider yourself emotionally open? No? Do you know? Have 280 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: you ever enjoyed sexual relations with my mother Genevieve Reese? 281 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: Absolutely not. When is the last time you read someone 282 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,920 Speaker 1: to sleep? I have had a very distraught listener just 283 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:03,240 Speaker 1: last week. Actually, I had to read, uh read this lye. 284 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,120 Speaker 1: I read the d S M five to him? Did 285 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 1: they want you to read that to them? Unclear? Have 286 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 1: you ever blacked out? Yes? I blacked out for a 287 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: six month period in When is the last time you 288 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,080 Speaker 1: changed to tire? If I get a spare tire, I 289 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,240 Speaker 1: leave the car there and I walk away and then 290 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,760 Speaker 1: somebody takes care of it. Have Triple A? I do 291 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,200 Speaker 1: have Triple A? Are you aware that Triple A is 292 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,639 Speaker 1: currently running a special promotion for qualified customers to upgrade 293 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: to a Platinum membership for the low annual rate of 294 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 1: That actually sounds really good, Triple A Piece of mind, 295 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 1: mile after mile, Welcome back to the Daddy Dear Cast. 296 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,520 Speaker 1: How was that for you? Dr Reese? Are you literally 297 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:56,639 Speaker 1: recording a podcast right now? Yeah, the Daddy Dear Cast podcast. Okay, Well, 298 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 1: I mean I know what I I understand the grind. 299 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm hosting a day the show here. But 300 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,680 Speaker 1: don't you think there's some ethical concerns with recording a 301 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: podcast while somebody else is having you on their own show. 302 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,160 Speaker 1: When you have a podcast and you get a call 303 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 1: saying that your father is Dr sex Reese, I think 304 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,160 Speaker 1: you jump at the chance for a good podcast. Okay. 305 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: I have to ask you, Amy, how it was that 306 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 1: you came to be in touch with me and to 307 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: call in today. Was this something you did of your 308 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 1: own volition? Or did one of my producers, maybe Shelly, 309 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,440 Speaker 1: track you down and try to get you to call Yeah, 310 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 1: really sweet lady she got in touch with me, said hey, 311 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,919 Speaker 1: I think this guy is your dad. And I said, okay, okay, 312 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 1: Well she is not a sweet lady. She's one of 313 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,400 Speaker 1: the great deceivers. And I'm gonna put you on hold 314 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,879 Speaker 1: for just a second. Amy, I'll be right back. I 315 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:59,040 Speaker 1: just gotta remount my producer real quick. Okay, Shelly, what's 316 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 1: happening here? Please tell me? Tell me on air, explain 317 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 1: to the listeners what's happening here? Okay, Um, you had 318 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 1: a caller a few weeks ago who brought up this claim, 319 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 1: and as a producer of this show, it is my 320 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:18,639 Speaker 1: job to research that claim. And my research led me 321 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,119 Speaker 1: to Amy, who you were just talking to. Yes, but 322 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,040 Speaker 1: you did it in such a way that I feel deceived, 323 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:30,320 Speaker 1: and I think, and I think the audience probably feels deceived. Well, 324 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,840 Speaker 1: I apologize that you feel deceived. So you thought that 325 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:37,080 Speaker 1: you would just have her call in, watch me melt down, 326 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 1: and then laugh your way to the bank. Somehow, I'm 327 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 1: not laughing. And you also didn't melt down. You guys 328 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: had a really genuine connection. But I'm about but I'm 329 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 1: in the midst of melting down right now. I'm seething. 330 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: I'm seething. Well, I'm I'm sorry that you think I'm 331 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,720 Speaker 1: the source of that. You are clear, there's no You're 332 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 1: definitively the source of it. I was listening to the 333 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:09,440 Speaker 1: conversation and I think, with almost no shadow of a doubt, 334 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: that that girl is your daughter. No way, you're wrong. 335 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,120 Speaker 1: It seems as though you want to move on. Yes, 336 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 1: So let's get our next caller in here, please. Okay, 337 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:25,440 Speaker 1: So the options are a couple who hosted an orgy 338 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,239 Speaker 1: at their home and after everyone left and they were 339 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 1: cleaning up, they realized someone had pooped in their jacuzzi. Well, 340 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,560 Speaker 1: you know, I can't do that, Shelly, I don't know that. 341 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,119 Speaker 1: It's a it's an episode about swinging, and they hosted 342 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,320 Speaker 1: a party and they had property. Damn. I don't like swinging, 343 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:46,760 Speaker 1: I don't like parties, and I don't like defecation. These 344 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 1: are like the three main things. That's the first thing 345 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: we talked about, Okay, at our very first meeting. I 346 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: like with that, Okay, crossing them off. No poop in 347 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 1: the hot tub, that's it. Those are all the calls. 348 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,560 Speaker 1: Well there's Amy, fine, Amy, can you hear us right now? 349 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 1: I can hear you, but I haven't really been listening. Okay, 350 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 1: that's terrific. That's terrific. So you're so Shelly betray me 351 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 1: and you don't even know how to operate aboard. Weren't 352 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,919 Speaker 1: you the one saying you were going to put her 353 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,680 Speaker 1: on hold? Yeah, but I don't know what I'm doing here. Okay, Sorry, 354 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,920 Speaker 1: I didn't realize you don't know anything. Um, Hi, Amy, 355 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,800 Speaker 1: it's Shelly. We we met earlier. Yeah, you're the reason 356 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 1: this whole, uh, this whole story that is turning into 357 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: a very non story happened. How's it going? Thank you? 358 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 1: It's going well. So, now that I have both of you, 359 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:45,399 Speaker 1: I thought it might be interesting, fun, illuminating, or at best, 360 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 1: really end this controversy. If if I could just ask 361 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 1: you Bill some questions and then we can just put 362 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: this whole thing to bed right now. I mean, I'm 363 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:01,080 Speaker 1: totally okay with doing a question air type quiz um, 364 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,080 Speaker 1: but before we do that, I would just love for you, 365 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 1: Shelly to say how much you enjoy the Daddy Dear 366 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 1: Cast podcast. I do enjoy it. I'm a new listener. 367 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 1: I mean I I strenuously object to this ethically, but 368 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,320 Speaker 1: I think Shelly, what Amy's asking for is for you 369 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 1: to I d yourself so that you can use it 370 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: as a promo in the in the podcast. I'm Shelly 371 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 1: from The Doctor Sex Show. I got it. I got it. Hello, 372 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,920 Speaker 1: I'm Shelly from the Doctor Sex Reese Show. And I 373 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: know amazing content when I hear it, and that is 374 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:41,080 Speaker 1: what I found with Amy's podcast. I think you probably 375 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,880 Speaker 1: have to say the name of the podcast, right, Daddy 376 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: deer Cast, Daddy deer Cast, Daddy dear Cast. Do you 377 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,359 Speaker 1: want me to do one for you just so you 378 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 1: have it? Oh? That would be amazing. So this is 379 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,160 Speaker 1: a big moment. I hope my listeners are have their 380 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,439 Speaker 1: ears personal. I'm just gonna do it as one pro 381 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,639 Speaker 1: to another. You're listening to the Daddy Deer Cast, the 382 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: only podcast that delves into the father complex hidden beneath 383 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,760 Speaker 1: each man. I'm Dr Sex Reese. Keep on listening. That 384 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: was better than your promos for your own show. Do 385 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:16,399 Speaker 1: you stop? Thank you so much? I think we're good. Okay, 386 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: so you guys want to answer some fun questions? Yeah, 387 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,520 Speaker 1: I mean I've completely lost any control of the show, 388 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,800 Speaker 1: so why not hand it over now to my producer. 389 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I've just done a promo for for you know, 390 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 1: I guess a rival, right, um? Question Number one favorite hobby, Amy, 391 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: I like to knit schalls for friends. I like to 392 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,159 Speaker 1: do I like to do a string art for friends. 393 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 1: Favorite potato, Yeah, sweet potatoes. Isn't it funny how at 394 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,879 Speaker 1: the grocery store sometimes like the yams and the sweet 395 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 1: potatoes are all together and you're like, I don't even 396 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,880 Speaker 1: know which one I want. Yeah, they're totally different, though 397 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. I find confusing and very negligent on 398 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,439 Speaker 1: the part of the grocery store. I've complained numerous times. 399 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,359 Speaker 1: See Shelley, this is like, are you feeling silly yet? No? 400 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,159 Speaker 1: I think you guys are something like you're having a 401 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,200 Speaker 1: nice time doing this questionnaire. To be honest, your greatest fear? 402 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:25,440 Speaker 1: What was that again? Okay, Well that was all my 403 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,160 Speaker 1: questions and you didn't have a single and I don't 404 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: think we had a single answer that was the same. Well, Amy, 405 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 1: unless you know, you have anything else you need to 406 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,959 Speaker 1: get done for your show during my show, I'd kind 407 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,639 Speaker 1: of like to wrap up this call. What do you think, Shelley, 408 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,399 Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's pretty clear to everybody out 409 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,639 Speaker 1: there that I think it's crystal clear that we have 410 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: common that I may like her as a person and 411 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 1: feel a kind of a connection to her, But in 412 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,480 Speaker 1: terms of any of that sort of genetic or or 413 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 1: personality workers and traits that you might look for and 414 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,360 Speaker 1: a father and a daughter, they're just not here. They're 415 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 1: just not here. And you tried to set up a 416 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,160 Speaker 1: trap for us, Shelly, you betrayed me, and you tried 417 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,200 Speaker 1: to set up a tiger trap, and it failed. The 418 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,160 Speaker 1: tiger jumped over the trap. And Amy, if you want 419 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 1: to keep in touch, I would love to. If you 420 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,800 Speaker 1: need a mentor, or if you just want somebody to 421 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 1: bounce some ideas off of, or you know, I do 422 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,240 Speaker 1: have this anti kissing club at my college that I 423 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 1: think that you would be a great speaker for I 424 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,119 Speaker 1: would actually love to. Okay, Well, hopefully, Amy, thank you 425 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:39,200 Speaker 1: so much. Hopefully this puts an end to this ridiculous controversy. 426 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:45,920 Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes, I feel very relieved that the father 427 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,879 Speaker 1: once again um eludes me. Yeah, the search for the 428 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 1: father goes on. I wish you the best of luck 429 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: with that or maybe the worst of luck. Shelley, you 430 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: and I are going to talk again during the during 431 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: the commercial break. Looking forward to it. Okay, me too. 432 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break now, Thank you all. We'll 433 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:12,320 Speaker 1: be back in a minute. I would like to take 434 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 1: a minute to think one of our sponsors, ex Caliber Condoms. 435 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 1: Fantasy Swinger Knights just got epic thanks to Excalibur Condoms 436 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 1: make your penis look like the famed weapon that pooled 437 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,159 Speaker 1: a nation. 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Yeah, Yeah, let's welcome our 447 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:13,000 Speaker 1: third and hopefully final caller of the show. I have 448 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,480 Speaker 1: Sasha on the line. Sasha, thanks for calling The Doctor 449 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 1: Sex Reese Show. Today's topic is swinging. How can I 450 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:27,159 Speaker 1: help you? Hi? So my question, I've been working as 451 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:33,360 Speaker 1: a nanny and one of the notable profession to bring 452 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: someone into your home and to trust them with that 453 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,399 Speaker 1: degree of certainty. Uh wow, I could never do it. 454 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 1: I could never trust anyone that much. But I applaud 455 00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 1: you on your work. Thank you. So one of the 456 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,800 Speaker 1: things that I offer is, in an effort to bring 457 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,480 Speaker 1: the flame back into their marriage, I enter the marital 458 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 1: bed with the parents. Um, I think I've saved. I've 459 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 1: been doing this for ten years. I think I've saved 460 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,920 Speaker 1: like six marriages. Sasha, back up a second. Okay, you 461 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,480 Speaker 1: said you enter the marital bed. Yeah, what does that 462 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:23,080 Speaker 1: mean the parents? All right, go on, what's your question? 463 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,399 Speaker 1: I take back, by the way. I take back, by 464 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,199 Speaker 1: the way, my compliment to you on your noble craft. 465 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:34,359 Speaker 1: But my question is should I be charging extra for 466 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:39,000 Speaker 1: this or does that like does that get into prostitution. 467 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 1: So you're leaving a trail of satisfied, more emotionally enriched 468 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,680 Speaker 1: couples behind you everywhere you go, and you're emerging from 469 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,640 Speaker 1: each of these relationships not only emotionally unscathed, but seemingly 470 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: more happy and fulfilled than you entered them. What I 471 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: need to ask you is, where's the rub here? Where 472 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 1: you have to be miserable? Some air? There's got to 473 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,600 Speaker 1: be something that you're hiding from, obscuring, covering up. No 474 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: one is this fully sexually embodied and confident in real 475 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: life like there must be have. Did you sustain any 476 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 1: head injuries as a child, Not that I can remember. 477 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,200 Speaker 1: Were you brought up in any sort of in an 478 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: experimental environment, like perhaps in a laboratory or strict it's 479 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,600 Speaker 1: a solitarian regime. No. What do you look like? Can 480 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: you describe yourself to me? I look just like the 481 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,720 Speaker 1: girl next door, I would say, you know, I'm five six, 482 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 1: average American lady hight. I have a little brown hair bob. 483 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,240 Speaker 1: Do you have a little gap between your teeth that 484 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 1: reminds people of youth but also has a kind of alluring, 485 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 1: enigmatic erotic quality. But I like it when you say 486 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: it like that. What's your appeal? I don't know. I 487 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,800 Speaker 1: think I just have like a really positive look on life. 488 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,360 Speaker 1: How how do you have a positive outlook on life? 489 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 1: How are you able to look at this life and 490 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,760 Speaker 1: feel positive? Probably because I'm sexually fulfilled. Don't you have 491 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,240 Speaker 1: to have a positive outlook on life to be sexually 492 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,640 Speaker 1: fulfilled in the first place. I mean, it's kind of 493 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,800 Speaker 1: a chicken and egg I guess. Please don't drag chickens 494 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 1: into this. Chickens are a noble bird, a noble species, 495 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 1: and a famously monogamous species. I think that there's a 496 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,720 Speaker 1: lot of good in the world. Well, I think there's 497 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 1: more going on here. I think there's got Usually when 498 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 1: people call me, and this is something we always get into, 499 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: they have the question, but then they have their real question, 500 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 1: which is the one that they haven't even asked themselves. 501 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 1: Right now, you're asking me something about transactional and I 502 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 1: guess potentially having to do with state statutes as well, 503 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: whether or not you would technically be considered a prostitute 504 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: for charging specifically for those services, although I guess if 505 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,400 Speaker 1: you're a freelancer, I would just send an invoice for 506 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 1: consultancy and then probably be able to write off you 507 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,720 Speaker 1: could probably even right off any of the sexy lingerie 508 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 1: or lubricant or whatever it is that you may bring 509 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,000 Speaker 1: into the bed down. Yeah, I can recommend an accountant 510 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,600 Speaker 1: for you. Believe me. I did the freelance thing for 511 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,960 Speaker 1: a long time. I'm salaried now, which you know has 512 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: its disadvantages, But it was sometimes you gotta get in 513 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 1: bed with the devil to wake up in heaven. I 514 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 1: don't love talking about the devil. But let's talk about 515 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,800 Speaker 1: like a ballpark number, Like what would you pay for 516 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,080 Speaker 1: you and your wife to sleep with if I were 517 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,720 Speaker 1: your nanny? Well again, I mean you, uh, you your 518 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 1: your girl next door? What do I look like in 519 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 1: this scenario? Am I me? Or am I a more 520 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 1: muscular version of me? Am I? Am I disgusted? Like? Like, 521 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,240 Speaker 1: have you ever slept with a disgusting father or a 522 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 1: or a disgusting mother? No, everyone's pretty sexy. Well, then 523 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: I would say, I mean, I don't know what people 524 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,520 Speaker 1: charge for um for nanny ing. The last time I 525 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,480 Speaker 1: really had any kind of interaction UM with a kid 526 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: was we did a show live from a petting zoo 527 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,400 Speaker 1: and it was a debacle. I'm a little out of 528 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: the loop in terms of of kids. So what do 529 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: you kids? No, I don't want to have kids. You 530 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: don't want to be a dad? No, I don't want 531 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: to be a dad. I'm not a dad. I'm not 532 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,640 Speaker 1: anyone's dad. I just want to know what kinds of 533 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:31,320 Speaker 1: problems are all these marriages having. What are you seeing 534 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,800 Speaker 1: where you feel the need to step in and help 535 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:39,920 Speaker 1: with your your your love hammer. Sometimes they just like 536 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,560 Speaker 1: lose their spark. Well you say that you have injected 537 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,960 Speaker 1: spark back into the relationship or what have you. You're 538 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 1: depriving them of the natural evolution of marriage, which is 539 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,960 Speaker 1: they drift apart, and while they may despise each other 540 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 1: for the spoken resentments that they've all shared, they have 541 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,760 Speaker 1: to stay together because of the child. This is what 542 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,200 Speaker 1: marriage is supposed to be, Sasha. It's not designed to 543 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:17,520 Speaker 1: be a fully intimately realized communing of the divine spirit 544 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: in all of us. That it's a contract between two people. 545 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 1: But that's that's a really outdated view of marriage. That's 546 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,000 Speaker 1: like you know our parents stuff. Yeah, and our parents 547 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: were married, and their parents before they were married, and 548 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,800 Speaker 1: their parents before them were married, and they all hated 549 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,520 Speaker 1: each other by the end, and you know what, though, 550 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 1: they stayed together. That's what marriage is. That's why you 551 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,200 Speaker 1: have to promise in front of a whole group of 552 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,160 Speaker 1: your friends and family, Yeah, we're gonna do we know 553 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 1: this is gonna get bad right, sickness, health, all kinds 554 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,480 Speaker 1: of other things that we have not even thought of yet. 555 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 1: And we are going to stay together despite the fact 556 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,719 Speaker 1: that we don't like each other. And we're gonna promise 557 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,960 Speaker 1: you right now because you will shame us. That's what 558 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,560 Speaker 1: it's about. It's a great American tradition, and you are 559 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 1: interjecting yourself into something that has existed this way from millennia. 560 00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,080 Speaker 1: Is it possible that you jumping around from couple to couple, 561 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,120 Speaker 1: relationship to relationship, feeling that you have fixed it the 562 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,799 Speaker 1: only thing that's keeping you going. And as soon as 563 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,399 Speaker 1: you run into a couple who you're unable to fix, 564 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,960 Speaker 1: because hello, there's not a problem to begin with, the 565 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,839 Speaker 1: problems with you, you're gonna realize that instead of fulfillment, 566 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,279 Speaker 1: you have a great, big cavern of darkness that you've 567 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,840 Speaker 1: been hiding from your entire life. Oh my god, I 568 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 1: never thought about it that way. Yeah, well that's the 569 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: only way I think about anything. So did I help 570 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:55,320 Speaker 1: you with your with your with your problem? It's Leo 571 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,360 Speaker 1: Green is my accountant. You can use him or his 572 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,200 Speaker 1: You can do Leo at renaccounting dot com or actually 573 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 1: his son Ron at Green Accounting dot COM's who I use. 574 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,239 Speaker 1: You might have more luck uh getting through to him. 575 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,360 Speaker 1: He can set you up with all the s corps stuff. 576 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: Um you can, you can incorporate yourself. Trust me. In 577 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,040 Speaker 1: the long run, it's a lot to get used to 578 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,279 Speaker 1: it first. In a long run, you're gonna find it 579 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: helps you out. The freelance life is tough. Uh, okay, Sasha, 580 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,080 Speaker 1: all right, well, okay, thank you for your call, Sasha. 581 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:34,400 Speaker 1: Let's move on. All right, thank you very much. All right, 582 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,560 Speaker 1: let me take a minute to thank one of our 583 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:41,279 Speaker 1: sponsors here. Uh. One of today's sponsors Public Enemies Chuck 584 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,560 Speaker 1: d N A home testing kids, the only d N 585 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,160 Speaker 1: A kid that will make you say yeah boy when 586 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,080 Speaker 1: you see the results, and as part of their funky 587 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,200 Speaker 1: fresh ad by, I have personally agreed to test my 588 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,800 Speaker 1: own d N. A pretty excited about that. Going to 589 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,920 Speaker 1: find out how swag I am. 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Because my 599 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:48,560 Speaker 1: emotions swung rapidly from highs to lows over the course 600 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,080 Speaker 1: of this very dramatic half hour. It was difficult to 601 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,480 Speaker 1: hold in my vomit, and I will say, you know, 602 00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,480 Speaker 1: it was worth the emotional ups and down just to 603 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:06,440 Speaker 1: be able to prove to that jerk Jeff f that 604 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,279 Speaker 1: he was wrong and I was right. It's nice that 605 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,839 Speaker 1: this was finally put to rest and we were at 606 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,640 Speaker 1: last able to prove once and for all that I 607 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,600 Speaker 1: do not have a daughter. And that's not just my opinion. 608 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,960 Speaker 1: You can also take it from Amy Reese, who agreed 609 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,359 Speaker 1: with me wholeheartedly that there was no way we could 610 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: be related. There was no ah hereditary bond between us. 611 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 1: There was no familial similarity between us, and I think 612 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,160 Speaker 1: anybody who listened to the show would be able to 613 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,200 Speaker 1: draw a similar conclusion. So that's gonna do it for 614 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,560 Speaker 1: this show. I don't know if I was able to 615 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 1: help anybody out there. I know that I've been helped 616 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,920 Speaker 1: having a little bit of closure to this terrible, terrible, 617 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,239 Speaker 1: terrible chapter in my life. And I'm glad that this 618 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 1: daughter business can be put to rest forever. So until 619 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,200 Speaker 1: next time, keep your mind open and your eyes closed. 620 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:14,920 Speaker 1: I'm doctor Robert sex Reese. Make sure to rate, review, 621 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,560 Speaker 1: and subscribe to The Doctor sex re Show wherever you 622 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,239 Speaker 1: listen to your favorite podcasts.