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Speaker 1: So this is embarrassing. Had to show my husband that

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Speaker 2: To download it.

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Speaker 1: So Michael, honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's time, and don't forget to follow the podcast too.

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Speaker 1: All right, the show starts now.

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Speaker 3: Gosh, I've realized that although I've been a pretty good

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Speaker 3: lead host for the show, I don't think I've been

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Speaker 3: a very good friend to you guys.

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Speaker 1: All right, I don't feel anybody I do.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like Alexis, never once have I offered to

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Speaker 3: be your designated driver when you get crunk on White

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Speaker 3: Claw and vodcast point.

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Speaker 1: It was uber, I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: Jose, even though I know I gave you a plant

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Speaker 3: as a housewarming gift the other day, and I definitely

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Speaker 3: opted for the cheapest one. It was on the clearance

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's going to live very long anyway.

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Speaker 3: And then Brook, what don't even get me started with you?

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Speaker 3: Do you know how much crap I've talked behind your back.

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Speaker 3: It's a bunch of some of my old coworkers. I

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Speaker 3: can tell you that your kids too good chimes.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say butt.

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Speaker 3: It not a good friend, but I feel like.

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Speaker 1: You're still finding joy.

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Speaker 3: That it's wrong of me. That's why I'm saying you

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Speaker 3: feel bad. I found so much joy in this wow,

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Speaker 3: but I realized then I'm a bad person. So I

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Speaker 3: want to make it up to all of you today,

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Speaker 3: and that's why I'm gifting everyone in this room.

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's your present from me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it scared me. A bird.

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Speaker 1: Raven statue.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't expect you guys to know anything about birds.

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Speaker 3: It's a crow. Oh it is the show crow.

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Speaker 2: The show crow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you guys can pass it around your desk,

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Speaker 3: share it. If you ever need somebody to talk to.

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Speaker 3: Don't talk to me, talk to the show crow. So always.

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Speaker 1: Do you like my children?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: God, I don't think he's not a fan.

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Speaker 3: But maybe we could start a new tradition here. Whoever

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Speaker 3: singing during the shock caller should be holding the show crow.

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Speaker 3: Because it's time for the shot collar of the day.

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Speaker 3: We have a bucket full of names, are going to

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Speaker 3: draw one ouncing who gets asked a trivia question. If

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Speaker 3: you answer wrong, the punishment is to be shocked while

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Speaker 3: singing a song. So text into seven eight, five, nine,

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Speaker 3: to tell us which one you'd like to hear. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna draw a name out because I had the shot

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Speaker 3: collar last. Can I just say, did you buy this pro?

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Speaker 1: Just because it I'm gonna say it right now. It

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Speaker 3: It may have been a regift.

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Speaker 3: Like you said, Bro, it's the thought that counts. I

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Speaker 3: drew a name out and it's Alexis e Walk.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, job, yes Ah.

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Speaker 3: Alexis is gonna put on the shot collar while that happens,

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Speaker 3: Digital Jake, please read us the shot collar question of

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Speaker 2: When you're dumping someone, you're probably not gonna tell them

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Speaker 2: I think your eyes are beautiful, I just can't see

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Speaker 3: I'm going to use that.

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Speaker 2: It can happen. But most of the time you'll say

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Speaker 2: or we're moving in different directions. Well, a new survey

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Speaker 2: ask people for the real reasons they've broken up with someone.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would think of real reason someone

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Speaker 1: It's so easy though.

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Speaker 2: Meeting someone else is not on.

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Speaker 7: The who.

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Speaker 4: Asked?

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Speaker 1: I want to put that number one too.

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Speaker 3: Well, you guys are cheating.

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's like breaking up with someone because

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so what other reasons?

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Speaker 1: What if they're just like not really going anywhere. I

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Speaker 1: I stayed with him through his open heart surgery and

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Speaker 2: That was the moment.

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Speaker 5: This is brutal.

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Speaker 3: A question one more time.

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Speaker 2: Breaking up with someone is difficult, and being honest with

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Speaker 3: I hate to be brutally honest, but like, I'm not

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Speaker 1: Like, but the brutal reason would be, like they gained weight.

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Speaker 3: Guess a number.

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Speaker 2: Number four is they weren't funny enough.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know if it's something specific.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, what about annoying?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Think of me and we'll get all these

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Speaker 3: That's actually you know, oh yeah, or their pets? Would

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Speaker 3: Like you know, if their pets too needy every day?

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Speaker 5: Right, all right, have my four answers. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 9: You break up with them because they're boring, you lost

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Speaker 9: attraction to them, they're not funny, and they're cleaning.

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Speaker 2: they weren't funny enough. Was on the list? You said

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Speaker 2: was you're much better looking than them, So I'll give

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Speaker 2: Number two on the list you said they were boring. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: that's not on the list. You were too good for them.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're just yea, get it. I'm too pretty for

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Speaker 2: And number one on the list, it's kind of harsh.

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Speaker 2: They weren't smart enough.

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Speaker 3: Oh what does that mean? Yeah, explain to you later

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Speaker 3: to break out cringey didn't get that right, because we're

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Speaker 3: just good people. That's what I'm gonna get smart.

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Speaker 1: We're just too good for other people.

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Speaker 3: We're above them. Yeah, so you're gonna get shocked while

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Speaker 3: singing Karma Chameleon by the Culture.

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Speaker 9: My god, what a good song.

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Speaker 1: Karma Comma Comma comma comma come, you.

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Speaker 9: Come and go, you come and go.

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Speaker 7: The rain good.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy for someone texted in last week that you

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Speaker 1: sound like Olivia Rodrigo.

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Speaker 3: That person have ears. That's your shot collar question.

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Speaker 7: Another day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: All right, we played Free Phone Friday last week, which

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Speaker 3: you know, honestly did go as well as I thought,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, androids, nobody owns them.

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Speaker 3: Jose, we're looking for a little more juice on this

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Speaker 3: morning show, and that's why I promised last week that

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Speaker 3: two names out of a hat before this, and turns

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Speaker 3: out it was Jose and Alexis. Again, you're going to

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Speaker 3: something interesting.

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Speaker 5: I think this is so Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: It could be interesting conversation, strange matches, a catfishing photo

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Speaker 3: that one of them is using, whatever it is. All right,

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Speaker 7: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Are we talking about?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: I mean? We're just looking for the one interesting thing

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Speaker 3: that you're going to find on there? Okay, wait, you're

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Speaker 3: not trying to swipe to find matches. Want to look

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Speaker 3: at find some find some juice on there, find some

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Speaker 3: conversations people. Yeah, like, is there a conversation someone?

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Speaker 5: No, it is profile?

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Speaker 3: Are we learning that neither of you have had any

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Speaker 3: Tinder matches recently? I never talked to me.

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Speaker 1: I thought mean single was more fun than this. I

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Speaker 1: know I'm not a loser.

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Speaker 3: I don't talk to anybody. I just work and go home.

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Speaker 3: I know no looks of disgust from Alexis yet, So

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Speaker 3: I have ten seconds a bunch of dudes who really

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Speaker 3: really want Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you going to write that's a type, that's

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Speaker 1: for sure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, what is the most interesting thing that

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Speaker 3: you found on there? Jose what white dudes? You need

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Speaker 3: to branch out a little bit. I think it's interesting

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Speaker 3: your profile because you're sitting on Santa's lap.

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Speaker 5: Another one of you.

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Speaker 3: Shirtless on Ninja Warriors.

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Speaker 5: It's just like an interesting pic of what you know?

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Speaker 3: Wait, should I switch those? Is that not good funny?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess there's a lot of attractive guys

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Speaker 3: that like you, though, I'll give you that harmandos Jose's

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Speaker 3: considering switching teams if they're going into.

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Speaker 1: Alexis City, Like, why does she have such better options?

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Speaker 3: Why don't you guys just hold onto each other?

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Speaker 1: Who's in here?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: You guys, you guys enjoy that. We're gonna do laser stories.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, twelve million.

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Speaker 3: Never break up with anybody. This next Lazer story is

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Speaker 3: out of Winnipeg. The man named Rick Shoan is running

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Speaker 3: But just over an hour later, his own bike was stolen.

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Speaker 1: Now if even we're talking about his bike?

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Speaker 3: Maybe sounds like a typical selfish politician to me. Okay,

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Speaker 3: this next Laser stories out of the Country of Countries.

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Speaker 3: Music icon Dolly Parton just launched a new line that's

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Speaker 1: Oh give it to me.

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Speaker 3: I love her and also wagging some tails. Huh that's right.

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Speaker 3: It's a fashion line for dogs called Doggy. Parton is awesome.

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Speaker 1: Why is everything she to which is just amazing?

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Speaker 3: She is just wholesome. She is just a pure angel.

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Speaker 1: What do you get?

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Speaker 3: The line will feature shirts dresses, squeaky toys, and even

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Speaker 1: I was hoping for a part and bust yeah.

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Speaker 3: With nine to five, And in true Dolly fashion, a

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Speaker 1: I love you, Dolly Carton.

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Speaker 3: So you can shop the collection now on Amazon and

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Speaker 3: pick out toys shaped like doggy stilettos and rhinestone and

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Speaker 1: there's no way.

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Speaker 3: Dolly said in a statement, Puppy Love was my very

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Speaker 1: Six decades.

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Speaker 3: Wow, and she doesn't look it, No, and she's still

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Speaker 3: of doggy part and apparel, accessories and toys more with

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't wait to TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Yeah great, you need to get it for your roommates store.

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Speaker 3: Oh my God, yeah, probably the right size for her

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Speaker 7: True.

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of food News. Everyone

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Speaker 3: knows fast food isn't exactly the healthiest option for you

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Speaker 3: to have, but we keep on eating it anyway.

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Speaker 2: It tastes so good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yep. So here's a question. How many years of

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Speaker 11: Duh?

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Speaker 3: Well online food blog pulled over three thousand adults and

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Speaker 3: the average answer was four.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you would give up four years of

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Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: If I don't want to sound like snotty, but I

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Speaker 2: I crave it.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, you sounded naughty. Most of the rest of

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Speaker 3: That's just the average. In America. Three states would be willing.

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Speaker 3: Three states would be willing to give up more than

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Speaker 6: Give me all.

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Speaker 3: Montana, North Dakota, and Hawaii. All of them said twelve

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Speaker 3: a dozen years. They're willing to give up the amazing food.

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Speaker 3: The Pole also found most people would rather give up

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Speaker 5: It does when you're hungover.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, scientists, I mean honestly, it may be true, because

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Speaker 3: I know this guy's been working on a lettuce ley

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Speaker 3: Big Mac. It sounds like he's doing just one. It's

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Speaker 3: that special man gets going. That sound means laser story

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Speaker 3: just come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 3: it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Let's take a moment to shine a light on one

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Speaker 3: of the most underappreciated things in our lives.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are we talking about filters? Oh?

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Speaker 3: We use them for everything, but they never get the

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Speaker 1: I have a filter on my mouth every day to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't forget Instagram filters, which I never have

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Speaker 3: to use because I'm so pants. Oh right, I mean,

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Speaker 3: if anything, I do use them to make myself look uglier,

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Speaker 3: so I don't break the internet with my striking good luck.

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Speaker 1: That's why Instagram was going to start that Jeffrey filter

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Speaker 3: Else exactly zombie. Yeah, and I bet you didn't know.

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Speaker 3: We actually have a very important filter that we use

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Speaker 3: on our show. It's called the loser Line. It filters

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Speaker 3: out all the undesirables trying to hit on you. So

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Speaker 3: time to clean out the filter and play a brand

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Speaker 3: new batch of loser line messages coming up?

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Speaker 7: What's would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 10: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's the loser line? Good by, Just call.

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Speaker 3: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 1: Else but me, Batman, I mean without the voice, I

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't call the good people at Arkham

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Speaker 3: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: Next Messa, Yo, Cheryl, go.

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Speaker 11: Come on. It's like, uh, but it is like ten

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Speaker 11: o'clock or something where you at Joel, you got to call.

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Speaker 10: Me back.

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Speaker 3: Next annoying, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: It really sounds like he's at a party by himself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think it was just him o'clock.

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Speaker 3: On New Year's Eve, and you'll never guess, but it

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Speaker 6: Next message, Jero, it's it's New Year's New Year's e.

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Speaker 11: You gotta give me a call back. What do you

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Speaker 9: I'm alone.

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Speaker 2: I'm not so bad as out there.

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Speaker 3: That's the only time you'll ever hear somebody cheer after

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Speaker 12: Yeah, they're good for you, man.

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Speaker 3: It definitely sounds like Brooke on just a normal night.

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Speaker 1: Support this guy.

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Speaker 3: What do you say if we do this one more time?

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Speaker 3: Because yes, he did call back again.

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Speaker 6: Next me jero, come.

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Speaker 10: On now, we come on, h go on't go.

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Speaker 4: Next mesage.

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Speaker 3: I love them so probably the best lose one of

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Speaker 12: It really is, and it's every year's ef I've ever experienced,

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Speaker 3: It's a real journey, and you know that five minutes

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Speaker 6: Message, Hi, this is I just wanted to call you

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Speaker 6: back again and talk to you about these solar panels

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Speaker 6: we were talking about. I know you had mentioned you

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Speaker 6: and you know there's these solar panels. They'll really help

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Speaker 6: Mother Nature will really appreciate it. And on top of that,

451
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Speaker 6: you'll stay so much money, hundreds and hundreds of dollars

452
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 6: every month on your electricity bill. It's a win win situation.

453
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Speaker 6: It's actually not just an investment in yourself, it's an

454
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Speaker 6: investment in mother Nature as well, you know, And I

455
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 6: think that's that's the biggest thing.

456
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Speaker 9: You know.

457
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Speaker 6: We're all just trying to respect the land that we

458
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Speaker 6: live on and give back to everybody. So let me

459
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 6: know we are ready to go whenever you are for

460
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Speaker 6: the environment. You have a great day, now, bye bye the.

461
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Speaker 1: Next does anyone else feel like Mother Nature is involved

462
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: in a pyramid scame?

463
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Speaker 3: It's possible. I don't know why this guy got the

464
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 3: loser line, though, I feel like women are so jaded.

465
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Speaker 4: Now.

466
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Speaker 3: This sounds like a and that cares about the environment.

467
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 3: And he went to some girls like do you care

468
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 3: about saving Mother Nature? And the woman was like, okay, perv,

469
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 3: all right, I'm giving you the loser line.

470
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,959
Speaker 1: I still think he's a perv. Okay, there's something he's not.

471
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 9: No, it was not sincere next message.

472
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Speaker 5: Since you've been gone. I can't read the first time, Henry.

473
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 5: I'm so moving on. Yeah, yeah, thanks to you.

474
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Speaker 8: Now I get what I want.

475
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Speaker 5: Oh my god, Henry. I know it's only been like

476
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 5: twenty minutes since you left my apartment, but I just

477
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 5: want to say I really miss you, and hopefully you

478
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 5: really liked hanging out with me, and you liked that

479
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 5: little song that I did, because I can keep singing

480
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 5: it for you over and over again. Since you've been gone.

481
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Speaker 5: I can read saw the first time. I'm so moving. Yeah, yeah,

482
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Speaker 5: thanks to you, Hi hand that great night since you've

483
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Speaker 5: been gon Oh wow.

484
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Speaker 1: I love the craziest I love that, I don't.

485
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Speaker 3: She grasps the purpose of that song. It's a breakup song.

486
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's glad that you're gone. Jealous I could finally

487
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: bring okay.

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Speaker 3: At least he's a good singer though. Yeah, but I

489
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 3: would not want to be stuck in a room with

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Speaker 3: that woman for more than ten minutes.

491
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Speaker 1: She's living her own musicales we walk in.

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Speaker 3: She's like, guessing is bad?

493
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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's you.

494
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 3: We need to hook her up with the New Year's guy.

495
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Speaker 4: Lean.

496
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 3: Listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week.

497
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 3: Your phone taps coming up right after this.

498
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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

499
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Speaker 3: When it comes to the hardest, most thankless jobs, one

500
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Speaker 3: of them near the very top has to be caregivers

501
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 3: for the elderly. Oh yeah, your angels and saints. If

502
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 3: you're listening. I mean, they provide such a critical service,

503
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 3: giving all their time and their energy and their compassion

504
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 3: to do things that frankly, most people probably wouldn't have

505
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 3: the patience to do them.

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Speaker 1: So that's why family sent them to homes.

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00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 3: So we just want to thank them for all their

508
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 3: amazing work that they do in the community, and that

509
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 3: now that we've praised caregivers, it's time to prank one.

510
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 3: She was set up by her friend because she's about

511
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 3: to start helping with a brand new family tomorrow. Okay,

512
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 3: and she'll need to talk with the family first. I

513
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 3: don't think it's going to go very well. You'll hear

514
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 3: it in your phone. Tap right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

515
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 3: I'm looking to speak with Crystal.

516
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 4: Yes, this is she.

517
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 3: Hey Crystal, this is Will. I think you just got

518
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 3: hired to do some caregiving work for my family.

519
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, hi, Will, how are you.

520
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 3: Hey? I'm good. I just spoke with the agency that

521
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 3: recommended you, and they were telling me some pretty great things.

522
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

523
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Speaker 8: I mean, I've been doing this for four years for

524
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 8: a lot of different families, so I'm looking forward to

525
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 8: walking with you.

526
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know if the agency told you

527
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 3: about the duties that are going to be involved with

528
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 3: my grandpa and everything.

529
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 8: Just the standard meal planning, medication reminder, helping him get

530
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 8: things done, stuff like that.

531
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Speaker 3: Yeah, did they mention the nocturnal chowdownia situation?

532
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 9: No?

533
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 3: Sorry, what was that nocturnal chowdownia? They didn't tell you.

534
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,239
Speaker 8: No, would you mind filling me in?

535
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 3: I'm kind of surprised that I mentioned this. So Grams

536
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 3: only eats when he sleeps, so the medical term is

537
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 3: nocturnal chowdown ya, So when he closes his eyes, then

538
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to get to work.

539
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 8: Is that through like an IV then I'm assuming No,

540
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,239
Speaker 8: it's not like that.

541
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 3: We're not at that point yet. But basically, he won't

542
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 3: eat when he's awake, and obviously he needs food, so

543
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 3: whenever he takes his five minute power naps, you need

544
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 3: to be cramming a banana down in there.

545
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm sorry, I need to get this straight. So

546
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 8: he has to be fully asleep like to I'm sorry,

547
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 8: can you just explain it one more time?

548
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 9: I've just never heard of this.

549
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's actually pretty easy. So, like he'll be

550
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 3: in the middle of watching Wheel of Fortune and then

551
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 3: he'll counk out. And so as soon as you see

552
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 3: that happen, then you need to be microwaving hot pockets

553
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 3: like Martha Stewart on crap, get him heated up, stuff

554
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 3: him in his mouth before he wakes up.

555
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 8: And I think that's what I'm confused about, the stuffing

556
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 8: in his mouth.

557
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 3: You're going to have to do it as quiet as

558
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 3: you can, so I recommend maybe sneaking up from behind

559
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 3: and then tie his hands to the chair.

560
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 8: Oh I don't think it will be necessary to restrain him.

561
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 3: Oh, trust me, it is because he can actually get

562
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 3: pretty intense feeding him. Sometimes we'll try and fight it

563
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 3: in his sleep, you know, yeah, because his subconscious doesn't

564
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,479
Speaker 3: want him to eat, and he'll be throwing karate chops,

565
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 3: fists will start flying. But that's why the restraints are there.

566
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Speaker 3: Use any force necessary to make it happen.

567
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know if I'm really comfortable using force

568
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 8: to feed a patient.

569
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 3: Okay, well, no one is really comfortable at first. But

570
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 3: just to know that we have a closet full of

571
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 3: rope and restraints and wires, all shapes and sizes in there.

572
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 3: Whatever you need, we're behind you, all right, And Okay,

573
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 3: it's not for anything weird. It's just for restraining Grandpa.

574
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 8: Right right. I'm sorry, this is so much information all

575
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 8: at once.

576
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 3: Okay, you do you want to write it down?

577
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 4: You know what?

578
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 8: No, I don't think i'm the right person for this job.

579
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 8: I don't know if I'm going to be able to

580
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 8: be a caregiver for your grandfather.

581
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: That you have a problem feeding old people. No on

582
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 3: your resume.

583
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 8: What I said is that I am not the right

584
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 8: person for this position, and I have never dealt with

585
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 8: this condition, and I just want the best care for him.

586
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 3: But but you're starting tomorrow though, and the agency said

587
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: that you were willing to help with whatever we need.

588
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 8: Well, the agency didn't tell me that I need to

589
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 8: be tying up Grandpa and shoving food down his throat.

590
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 8: So I'm just I'm trying to tell you that I

591
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 8: will not be able to start.

592
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: You mean spitting it in his mouth. Excuse me, you'd

593
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 3: be spitting it in his mouth because Grandpa doesn't chew

594
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,479
Speaker 3: since he's sleeping, so you'll pre chew his food and

595
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 3: then baby bird it into his mouth.

596
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 4: And it's oh my god, that is not how that

597
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 4: is done.

598
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but like you can eat some of it too,

599
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 3: if you want. Excuse me, Like the peanut riddle that

600
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 3: he has is pretty good, so when you chew it up,

601
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 3: you just spit some to him and then swallow whatever

602
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 3: you don't.

603
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 8: I can't think of a worse food than peanut riddle

604
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 8: to feed this man in this condition. Excuse me?

605
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 4: Are you?

606
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 8: Are you laughing?

607
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 3: I mean trying not to, it's so funny. I'm sorry.

608
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 3: I just you know, your friend Mason said that you

609
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 3: were into this kind of stuff, so I don't know,

610
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 3: maybe she was wrong.

611
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 8: How do you know my friend Mason?

612
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 2: Who are you?

613
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: I only know her because she's the one who set

614
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 3: you up for this prank phone call.

615
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 10: Holy cry, Oh there's no Wishard did this.

616
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not from the family who hired you. My

617
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 3: name's actually jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

618
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 3: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.

619
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

620
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Way, your best friend Mason said that you set

621
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 3: her up on a bad blind date recently, and this

622
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 3: was her way of getting revenge.

623
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, that didn't go well.

624
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 3: Honestly, though, I think you'd get a lot more jobs

625
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 3: if you put baby birding on your resume, or maybe'd

626
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 3: get more dates, right.

627
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 9: You know, I don't think I've seen that one.

628
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 8: I'm tinder, but.

629
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 4: You never know.

630
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 8: It's out there.

631
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 3: Trust me, it works.

632
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm sure it does.

633
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 7: Weeke up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

634
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 7: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

635
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 3: We all have our favorite athletes on a team, yeah,

636
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 3: our favorite characters in a TV show, or our favorite

637
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 3: ballgag in the dungeon. And I'll admit on this radio

638
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 3: program we have a list of favorite listeners who've called

639
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 3: in for our help before.

640
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 4: Oh.

641
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: Normally we figure out a way to drive those people

642
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 3: away forever. Yeah, but there is one of them who

643
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 3: keeps coming back for more, including today. It's gonna be

644
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 3: his fourth appearance on the radio airwaves. We call him

645
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 3: Matt Many a mission to get action.

646
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: He sounds like Matt Man, but like a lot less

647
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: Testosterolan exactly.

648
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: We'll refresh your memory with your secondary update next second

649
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: date update. It's a record breaking fourth time this person

650
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 3: has been on the show requesting our help. It's none

651
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 3: other than the Caped Crusada of Romance. When I say caped,

652
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: I mean he's got his extra long jammies on this morning,

653
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 3: Matt Man. Is that Welcome.

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00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 9: Back, Matt, Hey, thanks for having me.

655
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: You guys, it's like we're starting to be the superheroes

656
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: of your life. We're helping so much.

657
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 3: You know, we're not super maybe mediocre hero Clearly we're

658
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 3: not very good at it. But real quick, for those

659
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 3: of you who have not heard of Matt Man before,

660
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: he's a friend of the show. And we call him

661
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: matt Man because on one of the very first dates

662
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 3: we ever heard from him, he went out to a

663
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 3: movie premiere dressed as the Dark Knight, and ever since then,

664
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 3: his legend has lived on Yes, along with his ever

665
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 3: active dating profile.

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00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Matt, last.

667
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 3: Time that we heard from you, I thought, tell me

668
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 3: if I'm wrong, I thought we you had a girlfriend before?

669
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 3: Is that right?

670
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

671
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 9: That that one didn't really work out too well?

672
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Speaker 1: But just because what doesn't mean it wasn't a success. Sure,

673
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure you learn from it, grew from it.

674
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 3: So now we're doing another second date update. So you

675
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 3: must have met someone new, right?

676
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 4: I did? Yeah?

677
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 9: I met I met a girl Jackie on the app.

678
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, would you like about Jackie?

679
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 9: I mean right off the bat, she was great. I

680
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 9: mean she looked just like her pictures.

681
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: Was that a bat pun?

682
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 7: Or no?

683
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 3: Right off the bat? Gotcha? I he was going to

684
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 3: call her jack her like joker. Yeah, okay, Well she

685
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 3: looked like she said she was going to look like.

686
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: The standards are still very high.

687
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 3: All right? What did you end up doing with Jackie?

688
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 9: Well, Jackie, she wanted me to pick her up, so

689
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 9: I just said, hop in my mapmobile?

690
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 4: Is it?

691
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 3: What's the actual card?

692
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,959
Speaker 9: It's a It's a Hyundai.

693
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 4: Just like.

694
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 3: Classy? All right? And how are you feeling heading into

695
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 3: the day.

696
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 9: I was maybe a little nervous at the beginning, so

697
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 9: I just thought, yeah, So I thought i'd bounce it

698
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 9: out with some of my patented, world famous mat Man humor.

699
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what do you mean? What'd you go with

700
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 3: a knock knock joke?

701
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 9: I started with one of the classics, the old parallel trick.

702
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 3: What's that if I'm familiar with that one?

703
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 9: So I thought it would be funny if I pretended

704
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 9: like I couldn't parallel park. So I asked Jackie if

705
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 9: she could go outside and maybe spot me and like

706
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 9: tell me if I was getting close, or I was

707
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 9: going to hit the curb. Like around like the third

708
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 9: or fourth time, I decided I'm just going to pretend

709
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 9: to drive away, So like I drove away.

710
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 5: What the curb?

711
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: There's no way she was laughing.

712
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 9: I was only gone for like ten seconds. Like the

713
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 9: look of horror on her face was.

714
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 3: I could see that. I could see how that could

715
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 3: do for you.

716
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 1: And it's funny, Like six months into a relationship, it's

717
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: not funny the first like literally, you haven't even had

718
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: dinner with this person yet, laughing funny.

719
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 9: It's just like, oh, she said something like, don't ever

720
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 9: do that again, but I need that too.

721
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 3: Funny. She doesn't want to laugh to.

722
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 1: But I will say if she says don't do that again.

723
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: Her mindset is that there could be a next time

724
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: you hang out.

725
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 4: Like that.

726
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: Even in her anger, there's some hope there.

727
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 3: Okay, this is good so far. I think, where did

728
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 3: you end up taking Jackie?

729
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 9: So you know, I mean, I'm starting to get a

730
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 9: little bit of dating experience, so.

731
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you better every time, man.

732
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 9: I think so. So I thought i'd step up my

733
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 9: game and I don't know, you guys might think I'm

734
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 9: a nube, but I took her to sushi.

735
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.

736
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 3: That's a great first date to go.

737
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 9: It was good. I mean, there are so many good flavors,

738
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 9: so I thought.

739
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 3: I've never thought of them as flavors.

740
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 9: Okay, so I ordered thirteen year olls.

741
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: What did you just woo?

742
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 3: Came with an appetite rolls.

743
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, because I've never done sushi, So I just thought,

744
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 9: like the roles were like this.

745
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 3: You thought the individual pieces was a role, but one

746
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: role has like six to eight slices exactly.

747
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 9: They had to put the waiter, had to bring like

748
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 9: a whole nother table just to attach it so we

749
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 9: could have all this food. It's like cascading off this side.

750
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: But like I would be dying of embarrassment. You're sitting

751
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: there as more and more plates keep being delivered, Like

752
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: it would be so cross.

753
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 5: Like a guy to eat, Like I wouldn'tant a guy

754
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 5: that eats less than me.

755
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 3: So yeah, and it's kind of ball anything you want.

756
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 3: Every role in the restaurant just dollars sushi night end.

757
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 9: It's kind of a mess. We laughed about it and

758
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 9: it was fun. Later I had to take a picture

759
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 9: with her out front.

760
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that a bad.

761
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: Alexis doesn't like that.

762
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 3: It's a nice thing to take a picture with someone, like, Hey,

763
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 3: let's remember this really, Okay, maybe that was a mistake

764
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 3: of yours, Matt, I don't know.

765
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 9: She let me touch her waist. She posted the picture. Yeah,

766
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 9: but she cropt me out of the photo.

767
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't think you should be insulted by that. It

768
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: would be weird.

769
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 8: She couldn't really just take a selfie.

770
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 9: So, I mean, I never heard from her, like I

771
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 9: thought it was a great date.

772
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, there has to be some sort of logical

773
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 3: explanation for this, and we're just going to ask her directly.

774
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 3: All right, we'll come back and do your second date

775
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:57,439
Speaker 3: update next. We're in the middle of another second date

776
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 3: update with friend of the show Matt Man. Yeah, just

777
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 3: a quick recap if you missed the first part. Matt

778
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: did a sushi date with a woman named Jackie, gave

779
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 3: her a little parallel parking humor before that, and then

780
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 3: at dinner ordered thirteen different sushi rolls. Oh, because he

781
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: didn't know. He thought a role meant the individual pieces

782
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 3: of sushi.

783
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: He really needed to have done sushi trade. Then he

784
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 1: could have just picked one plate at a touch.

785
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you know, it would have been better he

786
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 3: tried to go fancy and go to a nice restaurant.

787
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: I can't imagine the bill.

788
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 3: Things were looking up at the end of the night, though,

789
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 3: when they took a photo together in front of the

790
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 3: restaurant and Matt, you said you touched her waist. Did

791
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 3: she touch your grappling hook in return or was there

792
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 3: a kiss or any sort of sign of intimacy.

793
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 9: Well, a true hero keeps his belt on at all times.

794
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 9: But I did get to put your waist and it

795
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 9: was pretty awesome.

796
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: Okay, nice dude. Didn't know that you've done a lot

797
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: of these, Matt, Like, what do you think went wrong?

798
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: Why is she not calling you back?

799
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 9: I don't know. I I think maybe because I didn't

800
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 9: know about the roles and the individual pieces. Maybe that, okay,

801
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 9: we're off. Maybe she thought I was trying to show off.

802
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: You didn't explain it was your first time at a

803
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: sushi restaurant.

804
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 9: No, you know, I was just trying to be mister cool.

805
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I can see that.

806
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 3: But okay, let's just call Jackie and see if that

807
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 3: really was the case, if she was intimidated by how

808
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 3: many roles you can afford in one dinner.

809
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 9: I mean, I still have some. So if she wants toushi, throw.

810
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 3: That in at the end. We want to send you

811
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 3: guys out on the day. First we got to call her.

812
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Jackie.

813
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 4: Ye, hey Jackie.

814
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 3: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook

815
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

816
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: Hi Jackie, how are you doing?

817
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 4: Oh the Hi everyone?

818
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 3: Yes, Hi, whole show wanted to talk to you.

819
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 4: Oh.

820
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: We love people that are happy right off the bat.

821
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

822
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 3: It's a breath of fresh air for us because we're

823
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 3: doing something called a second date update. And oh yeah,

824
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 3: it sounds scarier than it is. We're calling because you

825
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 3: went out on a date with one of our listeners.

826
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: I would call the good friend of the show.

827
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's honestly a VIP member of our

828
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 3: listening audience. His name is Matt.

829
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah.

830
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 3: Okay, Matt. Like hearing you laugh about it because we

831
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: heard you guys had a great sushi date the other night.

832
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 4: It was an experience.

833
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 2: That's good.

834
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean, if I saw it was an experience, I'd

835
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: give that a five stars.

836
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 3: That's a good thing. Like IMAX calls themselves an experience

837
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 3: better than.

838
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 4: Right and for the most part, yeah, some of them

839
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 4: were a little quirky, but yeah, it was all. It

840
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 4: was all pretty fun.

841
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: Oh why did you call it him back? He's been

842
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you. He wants to

843
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: see you again.

844
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 4: Well at the end of the night, okay, so he

845
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 4: took a picture of us, which was a little different

846
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 4: for a first dape.

847
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 3: But if we know anything about Matt, it's that he's

848
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 3: a bold man and he goes for what he likes

849
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 3: and that he just really wanted to commemorate the night with.

850
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,280
Speaker 4: You, right right. And it was a really cute picture.

851
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 4: And so when I got home, I showed my roommate

852
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 4: the picture and she was like horrified, I guess, Like

853
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 4: so we had one of his hands was like, you know,

854
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 4: like around my waist, and he said that he was

855
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: making like a gang sign like with his hand, and

856
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 4: I don't know, like.

857
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: Like what like throwing west side up.

858
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know. I had no idea idea what

859
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 4: it was, and I kind of thought she was kidding

860
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 4: at first, but she had us look it up. And

861
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 4: I'm not going to say, like what it was, but

862
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 4: yeah it was. It was like it was a gang

863
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 4: sign and.

864
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a street gag.

865
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?

866
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it was. It was like an actual streak gang,

867
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 4: like a.

868
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: Famous street game.

869
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 3: It was like ears.

870
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: Bunny feels more, Matt.

871
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 3: What's up? I had no idea Matt was in a

872
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: gang like that.

873
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: She is. Are you sure it couldn't have been something

874
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: he did on accident that happened to be similar.

875
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 4: That's what I was trying to like say to her,

876
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 4: but she was like no, like she was so sure,

877
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 4: and she got to freak me out, so I I

878
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 4: I'll just play it face just in case.

879
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 6: So I was just like, no, Zank, what if he's

880
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 6: like an og gang member?

881
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 3: We have no idea, That's what I'm saying. I just

882
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 3: want to ask him right now because I got to

883
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 3: let you know, Jackie, Matt is on the other line

884
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 3: right now.

885
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 4: Oh what was it a gang? Now I'm in trouble.

886
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 4: I think it's.

887
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: Probably good gangs don't call radio?

888
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 9: Are you there?

889
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

890
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 9: Oh my god, like gang signs? Do you really think

891
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 9: I'm a gang banger?

892
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 4: It was my roommate. She freaked me.

893
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 9: Out, even like seriously, like do I look like a

894
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 9: gang banger? Do I sound like stereotype?

895
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 1: It's not stereotype, Matt.

896
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 3: Do you know what she's talking about? What hand signals

897
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:31,720
Speaker 3: she's talking about?

898
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, I do it all the time.

899
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you do it all the time if

900
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: you know it's a gang symbol?

901
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 7: Matt.

902
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 9: It's not a gang symbol. It's the bat symbol.

903
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: Jackie, Likeman, is that what you're saying?

904
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jackie, you might. I didn't tell you this mostly

905
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 9: for your safety, but.

906
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 4: Wow, right, that's what that sounds like.

907
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 3: The gang that he's talking about is like a superhero

908
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 3: league that type.

909
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 9: Of gang, what like D and D No Justice League.

910
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 9: I'm a huge fan. I'm part of the bat family.

911
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 9: It's not a gang.

912
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he loves Batman. Yeah he's He's a big Batman

913
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 3: fand know that like comic books.

914
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 4: I mean I knew that, but I know a lot

915
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 4: of people who are like into that stuff and they

916
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 4: don't have like weird hand symbols.

917
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 3: And like I do think a gang member is hotter.

918
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 9: But yes, it's like it's like a sign I'm trying

919
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 9: to make popular with my posse, Like I guess you know.

920
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 4: You made it up?

921
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I'm I'm trying to get it started,

922
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 9: you know, like because my hand is like the wig,

923
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 9: and then if I move my thumb it's kind of

924
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 9: like the head.

925
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. I kind of like that. That way you can

926
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 3: be out on the street and secretly know who else

927
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 3: is a Batman fan, and rather than having to go

928
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 3: up and.

929
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 7: Ask you to get like a gang.

930
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, flash it when you're walking down the street and

931
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 3: you're like.

932
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 12: Mad dance with my feet shod the same time I'm

933
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 12: with hose on this one.

934
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: You gotta drop it. It's going to give you in trouble.

935
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: It's already getting you in trouble.

936
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 3: That someone sees that in the wrong neighborhood.

937
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: Not even a joke.

938
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 12: You want to have to actually defend your woman just

939
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 12: because you're being a silly.

940
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: Or you become the coolest guy in that neighborhood. Just

941
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,959
Speaker 3: street cred.

942
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 9: I like it, but I mean, I don't want to

943
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 9: get I don't want to get beat up.

944
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 3: I doubt anybody could beat up matt Man. You're just

945
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 3: being nice.

946
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 4: Who's ma Man? Is that you?

947
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: So? I didn't mean to out there we call him

948
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: mat Man.

949
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, that's my secret identity. Is blown now.

950
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 2: Listeners, he's popular.

951
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, he makes us laugh a lot.

952
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 4: No, that you absolutely were making me laugh the whole time.

953
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 4: I swear that's all it was.

954
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 3: Well, that's great. I mean, if you take out the

955
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 3: hand signal, it sounded like you guys had a really

956
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 3: good night together.

957
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 4: And I mean, yeah, minus am not really being able

958
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 4: to parallel park that well.

959
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: Actually there's a funny story to that.

960
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 4: He told me it was a joke, but I don't know.

961
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 4: After like the fourth or fifth time, I was like,

962
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 4: I don't know.

963
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: Maybe you drive to the next day. Yeah, maybe that.

964
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 3: I think that might be best and will pay for

965
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 3: that date if you agree to go on it.

966
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine. All of these secrets are not gang

967
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 4: related and sounds great.

968
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, congratulations Matt Man.

969
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 4: One request though, if we get sushi again, please don't

970
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 4: order so many roles. I don't think that was necessary.

971
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 9: I just thought the roles were I mean, it's like

972
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 9: a bread roll, isn't like.

973
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,720
Speaker 2: Just say yes, Matt, yes, Matt.

974
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: All right, you know what, We're just gonna call it

975
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: a win. Good job brooking Jeffrey in the morning, and

976
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 3: I'm really happy that we were able to get another

977
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,479
Speaker 3: date from Matt Man.

978
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: I liked her a lot too. I think they could

979
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: be a really cute couple.

980
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was actually pretty chill, and honestly, that was

981
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 3: maybe one of the easiest second date updates we've ever

982
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 3: had to do for him before.

983
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: All it takes is calling into our show four times

984
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: for us to get good at helping you out.

985
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the bat sign gang sign mixed up?

986
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 3: That one's actually pretty easily explainable. Really stop doing that. Honestly,

987
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 3: I think if we would have stayed on the phone

988
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 3: with her longer, the more likely she would have and

989
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 3: ultimately said no. The more that she learned, you know

990
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 3: about in dressing up like a superhero, going to the movies,

991
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: hanging upside down from pipes and dark alley ways, Yeah,

992
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 3: that's where it could have gotten weird. But luckily we

993
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 3: didn't bring any of that up, didn't have time to.

994
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 3: So I'm proud of us bring the weird himself that

995
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 3: he just did.

996
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: Again, I'm hoping she's not.

997
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 3: No matter what, best of luck, Matt's a good guy.

998
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 3: If you want to be like Matt and email the

999
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 3: show over and over and over for help, We're always here.

1000
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: We'll call that person who isn't.

1001
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 7: Calling you back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1002
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 3: Real quick. I just want to give a shout out

1003
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 3: to all the bathroom besties out there. Yeah, those friends

1004
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 3: that you make just for while you're.

1005
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 12: In the bathroom.

1006
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: They make you feel so good. They pumped you up,

1007
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: they tell you look.

1008
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 3: I remember four years ago I was using the little

1009
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 3: boys room at a Mexican restaurant and this dude came in,

1010
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 3: stood right at the journal next to mine and he said, Hey,

1011
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 3: I like your hat. Bro. I was like, oh, well, thanks, dude,

1012
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:53,720
Speaker 3: I like your shirt. And we just had this instant bondy.

1013
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 3: Next thing, I know, we're laughing together, we're joking. I'm like,

1014
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 3: oh my god, you have a freckle there too.

1015
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: One is mine different.

1016
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 3: And then ultimately we had this big hug and then

1017
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 3: we zipped up and walked out, never to see each

1018
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: other ever again. And I've always wondered what happened to

1019
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 3: that guy. But you know, there is a special website

1020
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 3: where I guess I could potentially find him and reconnect.

1021
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 3: It's on Craigslist, where a lot of people are looking

1022
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 3: for their missed bathroom besties or maybe missed bathroom romances.

1023
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 3: We may even hear from a few of those when

1024
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 3: we do a brand new edition of Craigslist Misconnections coming up,

1025
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 3: Cuty Misconnections.

1026
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 7: That was me staring there's.

1027
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 3: Only two places where you can find true love in

1028
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 3: this world. One is inside the tiny air vent that

1029
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 3: peeks down onto your parents' bedroom on their anniversary.

1030
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: Now, oh gosh, that is disturbing.

1031
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 3: Better take some notes so the others. On the highly

1032
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 3: respected scholarly website craigslist dot org.

1033
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 8: There it is.

1034
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 3: We searched through it every week to find the best

1035
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 3: misconnections it has to offer, like this first one titled

1036
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,959
Speaker 3: I heard you screaming at the divorce lawyer's office man

1037
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 3: for a woman forty one?

1038
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: Well, at least you know she's single, so or soon to.

1039
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 3: Be right, it says I was as I was waiting

1040
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 3: to speak with my attorney. I couldn't help but hear

1041
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 3: you shouting through the conference room plexiglass. You were yelling

1042
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 3: something about how your husband was a Neanderthal moron with

1043
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 3: a tiny venus.

1044
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: Yep, that's where go you keep it there.

1045
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 3: It was hard to hear, however, it was clear you

1046
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 3: were extremely upset with him. For attempting to keep the

1047
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 3: lawn gnomes. Apparently they've been in your family for years

1048
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 3: and love them more than your own children.

1049
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: Interesting.

1050
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 3: This may sound strange, but somehow your primal screaming turned

1051
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 3: me on strange, so I lingered near the door just

1052
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 3: so I could hear more.

1053
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: He just wants to be berated like her husband.

1054
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 3: That's when my attorney then motioned for me to walk

1055
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 3: down the hall to my own fate. When I walked away,

1056
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 3: I could faintly hear you yelling about how you wanted

1057
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 3: to destroy his DVD box set of King of Queens.

1058
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: Someone owns that.

1059
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kevin James is amazing.

1060
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 3: Okay, it's probably a good idea to destroy that, even

1061
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: if you're not getting divorced.

1062
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1063
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 3: So, I don't really know anything about you or your ex,

1064
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 3: but I hope you do burn those DVDs. He doesn't

1065
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 3: deserve a passionate woman like yourself, and I think Kevin

1066
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 3: James would agree with me. Contact to me if you

1067
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 3: need to commiserate or consummate or just mate. Okay.

1068
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: I kind of like the idea of consummating a divorce

1069
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: for some reason.

1070
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 3: Greg. This next misconnection is titled horse lover dripping with mystery.

1071
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: Ew why we got to use that.

1072
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 3: Verb for Man forty three east Side Stables. As I

1073
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 3: walked into the barn this morning, I saw you eyeing

1074
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 3: the horses with admiration. I casually introduced myself and I

1075
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 3: mentioned I hadn't seen you around here before. That's when

1076
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 3: you told me the owners recently employed you as their

1077
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 3: horse whisperer. Ah, yeah, I was intrigued as you walked

1078
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 3: over to Sebastian ever so gently. Then you revealed an

1079
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 3: apple from somewhere on your body and gave it to him.

1080
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 3: I was impressed. As Sebastian was feeding on that crisp,

1081
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,359
Speaker 3: juicy orb, you leaned in and whispered something into his ear.

1082
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 3: Whatever you said got him all hot and bothered. Oh.

1083
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him get up on two hoofs in years, Oh, whisperer.

1084
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: I thought that's a good reaction or a bad reaction

1085
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: from Sebastian. Yeah.

1086
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 3: I had an incredible ride that day, and when I

1087
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 3: was trotting back to the barn, I witnessed Sebastian mounting

1088
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 3: a philly with authority.

1089
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow.

1090
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 3: Cow boy, Okay, I thought we.

1091
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: Were going to train the horses to do something different.

1092
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 3: But apparently I found out later you were not a

1093
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 3: horse risper like you said, but a drifter who had

1094
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 3: snuck onto the property from midnight of a warm meal.

1095
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: It's like, I feel like people don't give horses apples

1096
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: because they're.

1097
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 3: If you see this, no one thing. Whoever you are,

1098
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 3: you have a gift, and that gift is using your

1099
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 3: voice to get animals to mate. Yeah, I was.

1100
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: That's that's the next superhero and.

1101
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 3: I have the same exact gift. So this next misconnection

1102
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 3: is titled We met at the sleep disorder clinic man

1103
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 3: for woman thirty three, me short, dark hair, silver vest,

1104
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 3: black pants, and told you I was fighting off night terrors.

1105
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: Oh you saw?

1106
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 3: That's ever happened to you?

1107
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 2: Guys were like two three nights in a row.

1108
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 3: You're just constantly. You also had dark hair, ponytail, wearing

1109
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 3: tan shorts, and dealing with high grade narcolepsy.

1110
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: Ah wow, So how much of the conversation did she hear?

1111
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 3: Over the next five minutes, we shared sleep disorder stories

1112
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 3: and giggled like school children. I don't know, sometimes I

1113
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: wake up screaming like sometimes he goes on. When you

1114
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 3: told me you fell asleep at the DMV four times

1115
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 3: while they tried to take your license picture.

1116
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm gonna say that's understandable. But during the picture,

1117
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1118
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 3: I l o led so hard I almost touted py

1119
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 3: rights in parentheses. Okay, to be honest, I actually did.

1120
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 9: Okay, sneak out.

1121
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 3: Why would you share that at one point you really

1122
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 3: did not off during one of my story, But that's okay.

1123
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 3: I wasn't offended. I know with one hundred percent positivity.

1124
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 3: My story wasn't boring. It was just your condition.

1125
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: That's just keep telling yourself that, buddy.

1126
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, you don't know this, but as you were

1127
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 3: in dreamland, I took a picture of you with my

1128
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 3: phone as you drove on a pile of doctors magazines.

1129
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 3: As I gently shook you, you screamed, where am i?

1130
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: Oh Shao.

1131
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 3: I smiled and thought to myself, I always wanted to

1132
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 3: be with a screamer.

1133
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,479
Speaker 1: Oh okay, she was terrified, sir.

1134
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 3: That's when the nurse called your name and I never

1135
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 3: saw you again. I'm hoping someday I can find someone

1136
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 3: like you who understands me, and maybe if I learned

1137
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 3: to trust you, I'll let you chain me to the

1138
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 3: bed so I don't hurt others.

1139
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: How did we get there? He was talking about farts

1140
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: two seconds ago.

1141
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 3: The night terror is apparently really bad. Yeah, okay, that's

1142
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 3: signed Diggle.

1143
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: It's not a name. You're going to be screaming out

1144
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: to the Sexy Way.

1145
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 3: No challenge exception. Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

1146
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1147
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 3: Brook is going for three wins in a row today

1148
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 3: and it's going to be a rubber much against Brian

1149
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 3: from Takeoma. What's up, Brian?

1150
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 2: Bryan?

1151
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 9: What's up?

1152
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 11: You guys can call me Brook's worst nightmare.

1153
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're coming in hot.

1154
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 3: And Brian, the last time you played Brook, you lost?

1155
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: Is that correct?

1156
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 4: I didn't lose? How about that?

1157
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: Okay? Okay? I like I like your positive attitude.

1158
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 3: It's the spirit of a winner.

1159
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: What's different today than that other time we played?

1160
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 11: I don't have to pay.

1161
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, no, I couldn't plan the bushes.

1162
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just go the hallway. When I'm out there

1163
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: and you're answering questions garbage can Why don't.

1164
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 3: You go relieve yourself right now?

1165
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 8: Brooke?

1166
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I can actually stand up while I do it?

1167
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 2: Too.

1168
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

1169
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 11: Wowsive.

1170
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I sit down, Brook's going to soil the

1171
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 3: outside of the studio. And while that happens, Brian, you

1172
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 3: know the game's played. You have thirty seconds to answer

1173
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible if you don't know, and

1174
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 3: just say pass, and you have to beat Brooke outright

1175
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 3: to win.

1176
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 2: You're ready, I'm ready, all right?

1177
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Popcorn Day. What

1178
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 3: state produces the most popcorn each year? What decade did

1179
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 3: the exclamation point become the standard on the typewriter?

1180
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 4: Sixty?

1181
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 3: The Amazon River starts in Peru and empties into what

1182
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 3: famous body of water?

1183
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 8: Oh?

1184
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's the ocean.

1185
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 3: What's the last name of the family in the TV

1186
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 3: show Family Guy?

1187
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 9: Oh?

1188
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 3: Do bears poop while hibernating?

1189
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:01,919
Speaker 1: No?

1190
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 3: All right, emphatic cancer on the last one. Let's bring

1191
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 3: Brook back into the studio. And so, Brian, have you

1192
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 3: set any goals for yourself for the new year?

1193
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: Yet?

1194
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 4: Yes? I have.

1195
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 11: I'm bringing back the old term yolo.

1196
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 2: You only live once.

1197
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 5: Gotta have that attitude in your basement.

1198
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: In your basement, Why in your basement, Brian, your.

1199
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 3: Apartment, the balcony, wherever, you only live once, partly like.

1200
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 7: A rock star.

1201
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: All Right, feel like there's a lot of bumper stickers

1202
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: that just came out of Brian's.

1203
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 4: Car.

1204
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to start, thank you, brook Yeah there, yo, yolo.

1205
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 3: All right, Broke, you're ready? Yeah, your time starts now.

1206
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 3: Today is National Popcorn Day. What state produces the most

1207
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,959
Speaker 3: popcorn each year?

1208
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 2: Iowa?

1209
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 3: What decades did the exclamation point become the standard on

1210
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 3: the typewriter?

1211
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: Forties?

1212
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: The Amazon River starts in Peru and empties into what

1213
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 3: famous body of water?

1214
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 7: Uh?

1215
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: In the Caribbean?

1216
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 3: C what's the last name of the family in the

1217
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 3: TV show Family Guy Pass? Do bears poop while hibernating?

1218
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 1: No?

1219
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 3: At over twelve thousand feet? What mountain is the tallest

1220
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 3: point in all of Japan?

1221
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: You can see it, Fuji.

1222
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 3: You can see it in my head? Oh okay, looking

1223
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 3: out the window. I mean, I know you have big glasses,

1224
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 3: but I didn't know that that much. Soon on, Yeah, anyway,

1225
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 3: let's go to the scoreboard and find out how you

1226
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 3: both did with Jose.

1227
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 12: Thanksgiving right around the corner, and this pilgrim is feeling

1228
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 12: pretty proud.

1229
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that close to Thanksgiving unless you're Brook

1230
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 3: and you can see that far into the future. Anyway,

1231
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 3: how we doing, Jose, Brian, you did good. You got

1232
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 3: to correct today.

1233
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: That's respectable, Brian.

1234
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 3: For Brook's worst nightmare, that's respectable.

1235
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 7: Brook.

1236
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: Yep, you also got to take it last second. Well,

1237
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: you can see that mountain.

1238
01:00:58,880 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 4: I didn't.

1239
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: That's right, Brian. You can up that positive attitude.

1240
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 3: Yo, Loo, you only lose once. All right, let's go

1241
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 3: over the answers for everybody here. Today's National Popcorn Day.

1242
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 3: The state that produces the most popcorn would be Nebraska.

1243
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 3: Two and fifty corn corn. That's a corn corn in Nebraska,

1244
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 3: then they pop it. The decade that the exclamation point

1245
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 3: became standard on the typewriters the nineteen seventies.

1246
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh again, I wasn't alive during that decade, so I

1247
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 1: didn't know.

1248
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 3: Okay, Amazon River starts in Peru and empties into the

1249
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 3: Atlantic Ocean. The last name of the family in the

1250
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 3: TV show Family Guy is Griffin.

1251
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: I knew that.

1252
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 3: Do bear's poop while hibernating, No, they do not. They

1253
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 3: create a fecal plug to reabsorb the urine and the feces.

1254
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 3: I do that too, sometimes when.

1255
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 2: We're in studio.

1256
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 1: That is it. I can't use the most terrible thing

1257
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: to call it.

1258
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 3: And at over twelve thousand feet, Mount Fuji is the

1259
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 3: tallest point in all of Japan. So Brian, I'm sorry

1260
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 3: no cash today, but we're going to be black to

1261
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 3: play Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow

1262
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.