Speaker 1: Second date, update date. We've been doing these long enough
Speaker 1: to know that people fib on their dating profiles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and sooner or later they're probably gonna get caught. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if that happens on your first date
Speaker 1: or four months into the relationship when you say, Hey,
Speaker 1: so those noises upstairs aren't actually rodents. It's my other
Speaker 1: secret family. So I just got to go back up
Speaker 1: there for dessert in like five minutes, and then I'll
Speaker 1: come back down. We can go out holding just like
Speaker 1: I promised.
Speaker 2: I thought they were going to be living with their
Speaker 2: parents Jeffrey, not a whole other family eventually.
Speaker 1: And today our listener Ray says he's worried his lie
Speaker 1: may come back to Biden and he wants to nip
Speaker 1: it in the bud today. We're gonna figure out what's
Speaker 1: going on in a second. But first, Ray, welcome to
Speaker 1: the Showy.
Speaker 2: How you doing, oh Man, Probably better than you, Ray,
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're coming on, you admit that you
Speaker 2: lied about something.
Speaker 3: How are you feeling?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I just kind of have like all this guilt,
Speaker 4: and I know this isn't really like the normal process.
Speaker 1: Are you talking in hush tones? Because your secret family
Speaker 1: is in the other room and they're going to hear this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, just a little nervous. I guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a safe space. You can be honest
Speaker 1: with us and we'll try not to judge you. But
Speaker 1: before we get into the whole thing, what is this
Speaker 1: girl's name that you went out with? Why do you
Speaker 1: think she's not calling you back?
Speaker 4: Well, well, she calling me back.
Speaker 3: Oh she is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she wants to definitely continue in.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's her name?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry, I heard her name is Zoe?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So you're you're excited about that piece, right
Speaker 2: that she wants to see you again?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, excited about that.
Speaker 1: We don't do a lot of second date updates where
Speaker 1: the other person wants to go out on another date
Speaker 1: but they're calling us anyway. This is like a big, big,
Speaker 1: crazy lie, like I'm a completely different identity, or just like,
Speaker 1: oh I have a six toe I didn't talk about.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess you'll have to be the judge of that.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe maybe we're asking too many questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted you to be on record. He just
Speaker 2: asked us to judge him. Okay, So whatever happened next,
Speaker 2: you asked me.
Speaker 1: Let's maybe start at the beginning with how you and
Speaker 1: Zoe we met and what you did for your date.
Speaker 4: So we met online? Yeah, I mean we started talking
Speaker 4: and we went out to this like this real fancy
Speaker 4: Italian restaurant.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you want to do impress or was that
Speaker 3: your idea?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was kind of the goal. But I think
Speaker 4: I made a mistake. You know, I just on my
Speaker 4: online profile, you know, I had this little section that
Speaker 4: says that I won the lottery. Oh god, and I
Speaker 4: actually did. I won the lottery a couple of years back.
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 5: How much?
Speaker 4: Around two million dollars oralations?
Speaker 1: Man, I was expecting like a technicality, like I won
Speaker 1: the lottery, the genetic lottery.
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be like five bucks
Speaker 2: scratch ticket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but two million dollars that's some serious cast.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was great while it lasted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, already blown through two million dollars.
Speaker 5: Buy a house.
Speaker 4: Well I wish, I wish I bought a house.
Speaker 3: So you're one of those lottery ruined my life, Candada.
Speaker 1: You blew the money on something else?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bought this really cool hovercraftcraft. It's a boat
Speaker 4: that can like drive on like land and water.
Speaker 5: Like one of those swamp boats things.
Speaker 1: I would I would show up to work in a
Speaker 1: hovercraft and feel pretty good about myself. Practical. I mean no,
Speaker 1: I didn't say it was practical. I would just feel cool.
Speaker 2: Okay, But you don't have a house to store the
Speaker 2: hovercraft at.
Speaker 3: So what else did you get?
Speaker 4: So I would? I hit another boat? And then I
Speaker 4: got sued.
Speaker 1: Oh you crashed your okay, okay, and I'm guessing you
Speaker 1: didn't have insurance on it.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my gosh, it.
Speaker 3: Was kind of a vehicle thing. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Why would you put this on your dating profile if
Speaker 2: you don't have any money left?
Speaker 3: But there's funny prompts like true in a lie and stuff.
Speaker 5: I think this would be good for that.
Speaker 2: Don't you think it's sending out the message that I
Speaker 2: am rich?
Speaker 5: Well, maybe I'm not financially responsible.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny to say you.
Speaker 5: Crash something out.
Speaker 1: It's a good question from Brooke there. Why did you
Speaker 1: put it on your profile?
Speaker 4: It's not a lie? I mean I did win it,
Speaker 4: and I guess maybe if I want it once before,
Speaker 4: I might be prone to winning it again.
Speaker 1: You're a lucky guy and girls should should know that
Speaker 1: about you. So how does all of this relate to
Speaker 1: your date or whatever happened between you and Zoe?
Speaker 4: Wow, that's the thing is because you went to this
Speaker 4: bougie place and that she might, you know, have this expectation.
Speaker 5: You know, did you guys talk about it on your date?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, we talked about it, but you know, I
Speaker 4: didn't say that I'm basically broke now, you know.
Speaker 1: I think it's a cool story, like, how did you
Speaker 1: win in?
Speaker 5: What was your reaction?
Speaker 1: What's the first thing you buy?
Speaker 5: It's a good conversation.
Speaker 2: I think it's a huge red flag that he spent
Speaker 2: all the money, that there's nothing left.
Speaker 3: I mean, just that you're not very fiscally responsible.
Speaker 1: It's the cool start of a story, but with a
Speaker 1: very very sad ending.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I could have done a lot more with that.
Speaker 1: And so now clearly you're worried that she's going to
Speaker 1: find this out about you, that you blew your two
Speaker 1: million dollars.
Speaker 3: I hope he's worried that he has to tell her
Speaker 3: the truth.
Speaker 4: Jeff, Well, yeah, I'm really not worried about any of that.
Speaker 4: I'm just worried about her expectations and more expensive dates
Speaker 4: that I really can't afford.
Speaker 3: Okay, so did you actually call it? Because you know,
Speaker 3: we give a free gift card at the end of
Speaker 3: is that what's going.
Speaker 4: On the gift card wouldn't hurt right now, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: What are we doing here though? Because she already wants
Speaker 2: to go out with you? So what's our question for her?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm hoping that when you ask her about the date,
Speaker 4: she likes me for me and not really my money,
Speaker 4: and that's the case that we can continue. And that's
Speaker 4: what I'm hoping for.
Speaker 3: A questions get the vibe you're trying to read the room.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call Zoe and try to get her
Speaker 1: to vastly lower her expectations on you and still want
Speaker 1: to go out with you when we come back and
Speaker 1: do your second date update right after this.
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, man, hold on second date update if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us. We got a lottery winner on the
Speaker 1: phone with us right now who took home two million
Speaker 1: bucks a few years ago. Unfortunately, he blew pretty much
Speaker 1: all of it, quote a bunch of dumb crap, including
Speaker 1: a hovercraft that he ended up crashing into a boat. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: with their insurance. So but look, he seems like a
Speaker 1: really good hearted dude who met a nice woman recently
Speaker 1: named Zoe. She already wants to see him again, but
Speaker 1: he's a little bit worried that the expectations of dating
Speaker 1: a millionaire because she doesn't know that he blew all
Speaker 1: the money yet. Yeah, that could break them before they
Speaker 1: even get started on this relationship.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing. It does kind of feel like
Speaker 3: a lie.
Speaker 2: Even though you did win the lottery, Like the way
Speaker 2: you're portraying isn't fully honest.
Speaker 1: But Brooke, he shouldn't be on his profile like, hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm broke after winning the lottery. I
Speaker 1: mean honest, you wanted to be funny but not romantic, Like,
Speaker 1: no girl's gonna swipe on that.
Speaker 3: I know, But don't you feel like, I mean, let's
Speaker 3: be honest.
Speaker 1: Oh god, see if you have a net worth of
Speaker 1: under five million dollars. She refuses to remember.
Speaker 4: Who you are.
Speaker 1: I don't think I remember either. No, it's h I
Speaker 1: got this, it's Ray.
Speaker 5: Look at his notes.
Speaker 2: I wrote it down right, job, Ray, I heard lottery
Speaker 2: winner and everything else went blank. Ray.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have to see. Most people, that's all they
Speaker 4: could think about.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Just for the record, I never lied.
Speaker 3: I know. I'm just saying you kind of misrepresented the fight.
Speaker 3: She thought he only won ten dollars.
Speaker 4: We didn't.
Speaker 1: We stop doubling down on Ray here and call Zoe.
Speaker 1: And remember, we're trying to figure out if she really
Speaker 1: likes Ray for Ray or if she was just mesmerized
Speaker 1: by the lottery winner.
Speaker 2: If she thought she won the dating lottery a lottery winner.
Speaker 1: All right, So here we are. I'm in the dillary
Speaker 1: number right now. Hello, Hi, We're looking for Zoee. Hey, Zoe.
Speaker 1: I'm calling from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Zoe on the air with us.
Speaker 1: You might see my face up on a billboard in
Speaker 1: a city near you. We have been on billboard.
Speaker 5: Upside down on a billboard one time.
Speaker 2: It was an accident, but do you know what, I thought,
Speaker 2: I got more intention than we were right side.
Speaker 1: Everyone remembers that one, but Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: And we're good friends with a guy that you know
Speaker 1: named Ray.
Speaker 6: Okay, Hi, Yeah, hello, Hi, I.
Speaker 3: Know Ray, cute Ray that you went on a date with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, And we heard a little bit about
Speaker 1: the date. Ray said he had a blast with you
Speaker 1: at dinner the other night and wants to see you again.
Speaker 6: Well that's great, but he's not showing it because I've
Speaker 6: been trying to hang out with him again and he's
Speaker 6: not responding.
Speaker 3: I see, Yeah, I know he actually had a really
Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he knows that you've been wanting to see him.
Speaker 1: Ray is just kind of like a reserved type of
Speaker 1: guy though, and he needs like a third party to
Speaker 1: come and help engage. Like what you really think about him?
Speaker 6: So you guys are like his assistants, like for.
Speaker 2: Him here than our own and this is free, but yeah,
Speaker 2: we're paid.
Speaker 1: We're doing this out of the kindness of our hearts.
Speaker 3: He just seems like a nice guy who's interested in you.
Speaker 1: And so what do you think about Ray?
Speaker 6: I mean, I had a good time. I've been wanting
Speaker 6: to get together with him again.
Speaker 3: Okay, Can I ask what did you like about him?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: He just like was nice and normal and he had
Speaker 6: some really interesting things about himself, you know other people
Speaker 6: don't have and so he was unique in that way. Well,
Speaker 6: it was cool. He told me that he won the
Speaker 6: lottery at some point, and you know, I played thrash
Speaker 6: off like every week and I was just like, Oh,
Speaker 6: that's so cool that someone actually won like you exist.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't find that part very interesting about him. I
Speaker 1: was more focused on his personality, Like if him and
Speaker 1: I were like best friends, that wouldn't be the first
Speaker 1: thing that I would mention about Ray.
Speaker 5: Really, I feel cold came up when'm drunk.
Speaker 4: If I.
Speaker 5: Make money.
Speaker 1: That just speaks to the type of person. That's the
Speaker 1: thing is, Zoe. Ray has had some bad experiences before
Speaker 1: with women who maybe were in it for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean at this age in our lives, we've all
Speaker 6: had bad experiences with people.
Speaker 4: And sure, so.
Speaker 1: Let's say that Ray was the same exact guy that
Speaker 1: you went out with to dinner the other night, but
Speaker 1: he did not have the lottery attached. Would you still
Speaker 1: like him?
Speaker 6: I mean, that's like part of who he is, and
Speaker 6: that's like part of his story.
Speaker 1: Like I true, that's a small part though if you
Speaker 1: cut that part out, would you still love Ray?
Speaker 4: For Ray?
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't love anyone yet. Let's just be clear.
Speaker 6: I enjoyed getting to know him, and I wanted to
Speaker 6: go on another date with him.
Speaker 2: So, but if you took I think what Jeffrey's asking is,
Speaker 2: if the lottery wasn't involved at all, would you still
Speaker 2: want to go out another day with him?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 6: Are you telling me that he didn't win a lottery?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, that's totally true.
Speaker 5: He won the lottery a while ago.
Speaker 3: Some of the expectations that come with winning aren't what.
Speaker 1: I know, it's complicated. It's kind of hard for us
Speaker 1: to tell you. It'd be easier to just let Ray
Speaker 1: explain it himself because he's on the other line listening
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 6: What in the world is going on?
Speaker 4: This is like super weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the second day calls do get kind of weird sometimes,
Speaker 1: but Ray really is there and he wants to speak
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 4: Ray, Zoe, how you doing super confused?
Speaker 6: How are you doing right?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry for all this, you know, I just wanted
Speaker 4: to really just try to, you know, understand how genuine
Speaker 4: you are in liking me. Yeah, okay, you know, so
Speaker 4: it's true I did win the lottery, but I also
Speaker 4: you know, I don't have any any of the money
Speaker 4: left over. Employ it not a.
Speaker 5: Lot you we're just going to drop that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't have any of it at all.
Speaker 3: There's the truth.
Speaker 1: Okay. We put it all out there for you, Zoe.
Speaker 3: Okay, which is admirable that.
Speaker 1: He lost all his money, I guess fun money anyway.
Speaker 3: And he's coming clean. So he's coming clean.
Speaker 6: No, that's nice, Like I appreciate that he's coming clean,
Speaker 6: but like, why did you lie to me? Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: like if I put a profile picture up of me
Speaker 6: weighing fifty extra pounds than I do now, Like at
Speaker 6: one point I was that skinny, you mean less.
Speaker 1: Should he have sent you a picture of his wallet
Speaker 1: before you guys met up, just to prove it.
Speaker 3: I think she's saying he's sending himself wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's more of like a fun story
Speaker 4: that I have. You know, I never once said that
Speaker 4: I still had the money.
Speaker 6: Well, you took me out to a beautiful restaurant and
Speaker 6: acted like you had a bunch of money. And I'm
Speaker 6: not I'm not trying to say that I'm after your money,
Speaker 6: but like when you sweep a woman off of her feet,
Speaker 6: you're giving her an expectation.
Speaker 4: Well, you can't be after my money because I don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think she said she wasn't after your money,
Speaker 6: Like I'm being honest, I'm more concerned about your character.
Speaker 1: Why why are you serious because he's a former millionaire
Speaker 1: and not a current millionaire.
Speaker 2: Because he's representing himself as a millionaire and he's not.
Speaker 1: She's got a nice first date.
Speaker 3: What do you want?
Speaker 5: Well, Chipotle, how.
Speaker 3: Much of the conversation was about the lottery?
Speaker 6: It wasn't like the first thing that we talked about,
Speaker 6: but you know, you talk about things that are on
Speaker 6: the profile. So it was like, how did you win?
Speaker 6: What game did you play?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 6: What were your numbers?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 6: I play. I want to know.
Speaker 5: It's a fun game to play.
Speaker 1: Even when you don't win.
Speaker 5: Guys like, if you want to know what it's about?
Speaker 4: Though, Well, hey, you know, I'm just letting you know
Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not done playing the lottery. I mean
Speaker 4: there's a chance that I still really could win again.
Speaker 4: And that's your selling point again, bro, you know, I
Speaker 4: mean a couple of hundred bucks a week or something much.
Speaker 3: You told us you were broke.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm broke after I buy the tickets, but
Speaker 4: not before.
Speaker 1: You're putting all of your financial future into the lotto.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I said, before I got lucky. Once, it'll
Speaker 4: happen again.
Speaker 5: That's what they say.
Speaker 1: Lightning always strikes in the same place two times every time.
Speaker 2: Always, And I'm sure that's what any financial advisor would
Speaker 2: would tell you.
Speaker 1: And this is just like your first date. It's going
Speaker 1: to strike a second time as soon as we offer
Speaker 1: to send you guys out on another date.
Speaker 4: And they promised the gift cards too, so we don't
Speaker 4: have to worry about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if I'm being honest like Ray, I would want
Speaker 6: you to become an adult before we ever want on
Speaker 6: a second date again.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Ray, I'm sorry. Man, looks like she doesn't
Speaker 1: want to go out with you after all.
Speaker 4: That's what I called the kind of figure should be
Speaker 4: a gold digger.
Speaker 6: You're an idiot, got it?
Speaker 3: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I feel really bad for and for all of the
Speaker 1: listeners who have reached out for help lately, because this
Speaker 1: is the fourth listener in a row Brooks called a liar.
Speaker 3: Here's a liar. I never said that he told the truth.
Speaker 3: He just misrepresented himself.
Speaker 1: That is different to represent himself.
Speaker 3: He pretended like he was rich.
Speaker 1: No he didn't, Yes, he did.
Speaker 3: He took her out to a nice restaurant.
Speaker 5: He bragged that he won the lottery.
Speaker 1: I mean he didn't brag. He told the truth that
Speaker 1: he won the lottery. Once. The app is meant to
Speaker 1: tell funny, like a captivating story to catch somebody's interest,
Speaker 1: to get the party started. That's how it works. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, he just wanted a genuine call to
Speaker 1: gauge like how this woman really felt about him as
Speaker 1: a person, and she didn't really care about him as
Speaker 1: a person. She just cared. No, she didn't. Yes, I
Speaker 1: gut if we had called her and said that he
Speaker 1: took his two million dollars and invested it wisely, so
Speaker 1: he's not worth two million, he's worth ten million. That
Speaker 1: would be a different type of live.
Speaker 2: She was okay with it till he said he gambles
Speaker 2: every day. I don't know why you're like sticking up
Speaker 2: for him so much, because somebody needs.
Speaker 1: To stand up for our listeners, whether or not they're
Speaker 1: in the right. Nobody's perfect, and we understand that at
Speaker 1: least three fourths of us do. So come on this
Speaker 1: show if you need help with your dating life, or hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I won the lottery.
Speaker 2: Once I got two bucks off a scratcher, so now
Speaker 2: I could claim that as well, right, Jeffrey, under your
Speaker 2: under yours.
Speaker 1: And you are kind of but we promise will help you.
Speaker 1: Email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
Speaker 1: you back
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning