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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's encouraging two powerhouse companies to

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Speaker 1: come together for a new product, The Door Ruggy, a

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Speaker 1: collab between Dorito's and the Snuggie Oh.

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Speaker 2: The Ugguggy Door Road.

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Speaker 1: The dough is very important, same comfortable blanket feel, but

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Speaker 1: everywhere you go you leave a trail of nacho cheese

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Speaker 1: dust behind you.

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Speaker 2: Lick your couch clean.

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Speaker 1: During Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other dairy fairies just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first Laser story is out of the Sunshine State.

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Speaker 2: Our fave.

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Speaker 1: Second annual Florida Man Games were a big success again

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Speaker 1: and if you've never heard of it, it's like if

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Speaker 1: a drunk guy was in charge of the Olympics. So

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Speaker 1: they brought back a few popular events from last time,

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Speaker 1: including the Evading Arrest Obstacle course where you escape from handcuffs,

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Speaker 1: throw an alligator through a drive through window, and steal

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Speaker 1: a catalytic converter, all while being chased by actual cops.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing to me that nobody got arrested at that

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Speaker 3: last year, Like just forgot about the actual warrant that

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Speaker 3: they had.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 1: Then another popular one called the Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud

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Speaker 1: Duel was back in effect.

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Speaker 4: That sounds fun to me, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Along with the Florida Sumo Cage Match and beer Chug,

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Speaker 1: where you wear an inner tube and fight someone while

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Speaker 1: holding a picture of beer.

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Speaker 3: Beer out of the jug winds or I mean, I

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Speaker 3: think there's not a lot of rules.

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Speaker 2: I don't think there is a loser in that event.

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Speaker 1: But the new events were the ones that had the

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Speaker 1: crowd buzzing. One was called human Beer Pong and the

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Speaker 1: other was titled Hurricane Party Prep Grocery Aisle Brawl. Okay,

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Speaker 1: apparently that one's similar to medieval jousting, but instead you

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Speaker 1: use shopping carts while you fight it out for leftover

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Speaker 1: hurricane supporters. Other attractions this year included lawnmower races, a

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Speaker 1: mechanical gator instead of a bull, and a best mullet contest.

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Speaker 1: If you missed out this time, you're gonna get another chance,

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Speaker 1: because they already announced that they're doing it next year,

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Speaker 1: bringing it back, so it's gonna be bigger than the Olympics.

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Speaker 4: The whole thing should happen in a Walmart parking lot.

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Speaker 2: I can we just wonsor it?

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of California, twenty five years

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Speaker 1: after the song, we finally know who let the dogs out.

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Speaker 1: Apparently it was some lady in San Bernardino the Baha men. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I say that because an unidentified woman who lived in

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Speaker 1: that area used bolt cutters to break into an animal

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Speaker 1: shelter the other night and set two dozen dogs free.

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody got tempt it.

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Speaker 4: They're not in dog prison like the shelter is the help.

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Speaker 1: It happened around three point thirty in the morning and

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Speaker 1: a security guard saw loose dogs running around and called

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Speaker 1: the cops, so they arrested that woman nearby after they

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Speaker 1: found several of the dogs with her.

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Speaker 3: The security guard of the shelter didn't help get some

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Speaker 3: of the dogs back.

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Speaker 1: She gave no reason for why she did it, so

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Speaker 1: the cops took her to jail. As for the shelter itself,

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Speaker 1: volunteers managed to round up all but one of the

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Speaker 1: dogs and says the break in might turn out to

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Speaker 1: be a good thing. A ton of people saw the

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Speaker 1: story in the news and reached.

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Speaker 2: Out to adopt he there you go.

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Speaker 1: So that brings me to the question did they do

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Speaker 1: this on purpose just to get some press. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have our team investigate Jose, fly down to Sam Bernardino

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Speaker 1: and interview some dogs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm on it. Let me know what you find.

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Speaker 1: Sure this next Lazer Stories out of the Bizarre Bite Bistro.

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Speaker 1: Twenty two year old Timothy Lander bought a bag of

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Speaker 1: flaming hot Cheetos and when he opened it, he noticed

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Speaker 1: something strange.

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Speaker 2: Inside.

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Speaker 1: There was a Cheeto that looked exactly like a Pokemon character.

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Speaker 3: I thought, for sure, you're gonna say, Jesus, that's been

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Speaker 3: done before.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's corn tortilla.

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Speaker 1: Char host the picture of it, but you could see

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Speaker 1: it on the Brook and Jeffrey Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Many fans agree with Tim.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a charizard, Yeah, one of the rarer characters.

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Speaker 2: So he nicknamed it Cheetos.

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Speaker 1: Are it really looks like a dragon?

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Speaker 4: Its got the tail?

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's really defined.

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Speaker 1: And he got a lot of feedback online, including a

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Speaker 1: message from a place called First and Goal Collectibles. So

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Speaker 1: he got with them and put the Cheetos ard.

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Speaker 2: Up for auction.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, how much?

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Speaker 2: How much? Well?

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Speaker 1: It began with a starting bit of two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty pricey for a single cheetah.

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Speaker 4: I mean it will last a lifetime. It's not like

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Speaker 4: that thing it's gonna get or go bad.

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Speaker 1: Not everybody thought it was pricey, though, because it ended

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Speaker 1: up selling for eighty eight thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: One ways from the break room?

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Speaker 2: Are you.

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Speaker 1: Whoever bought it apparently thinks it'll be worth even more

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Speaker 1: than that someday down the road.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look in Pokemon Trading is a collection. This

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Speaker 2: Cheeto Pokemon Trading collection too.

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Speaker 4: I gotta eat a Cheeto slower.

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Speaker 1: It would be way cooler if they bought it just

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Speaker 1: so that they could eat it either way. Timothy got

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Speaker 1: a fat payday and says he is more than thrilled.

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Speaker 2: Wow, are you looking through every cheeto now? Character?

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Speaker 4: What is? Yes?

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of career corner.

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Speaker 1: There's apparently a new workplace term kicking around called task masking,

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Speaker 1: which is where employees spend a lot of time and

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Speaker 1: effort just trying to look like they're working hard when

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Speaker 1: in reality they're hardly doing anything.

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Speaker 4: It's just because everybody's having to go back to the office.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably something to do with it. And then deleting whatever.

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Speaker 2: Big surprise.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it's most popular with young gen Z workers.

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Speaker 4: No way, it was most popular with me when I

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Speaker 4: was here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, fish it we finished our work in

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Speaker 3: two hours, or you just don't know what.

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Speaker 4: Else to do.

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Speaker 1: There are videos on TikTok that offer advice for task

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Speaker 1: masking stuff like walking fast with the laptop stuff under

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Speaker 1: your armpit and also typing really unnecessarily loud.

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Speaker 4: Or just sign a lot like oh god.

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Speaker 1: It sounds a little corny, but some managers are saying

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Speaker 1: that it's a trend that they're actually seeing trickle into

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Speaker 1: their workforce. Others are saying, isn't this something that's all

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Speaker 1: the thing will do? But now we just give names

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Speaker 1: to everything like quiet quitting and quiet firing, And.

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Speaker 4: Don't you feel like the managers are the ones that

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Speaker 4: do with the most.

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Speaker 3: Let's be honest, how many meetings are actually useful?

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Speaker 2: Cat called out our shots fired? Either way, we did

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Speaker 2: have a meeting about this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, task masking is the latest hot term out there,

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Speaker 1: so consider yourself informed. Hey, as for this guy, he

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Speaker 1: considers himself a flask tasker.

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Speaker 2: Oh hides it in Michelle during work hours and then

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Speaker 2: falls asleep at his desk before he wakes up and

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Speaker 2: rolls on home.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and that sound means Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same

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Speaker 1: time on Friday

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,