Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on Don't Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Remember
Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. How
Speaker 1: the CDC coordinated with big tech to censor Americans. This
Speaker 1: is from Freebeacon. I'm not gonna read it. I always
Speaker 1: found that to be very boring, but probably worth noting
Speaker 1: that the Center for Disease Control coordinated with Twitter, Facebook, Google,
Speaker 1: and many others so they would censor out vaccine disinformation
Speaker 1: that all turned out to be true. All the disinformation
Speaker 1: came from the CDC that was not censored. Instead, they
Speaker 1: censored you. So yes, Folcie should be investigate your reaction
Speaker 1: to Rampaul and others saying they're going to investigate you
Speaker 1: if they take power. Well, there's no reason to do that,
Speaker 1: but if they want to, it's way more than Falchie.
Speaker 1: The CDC needs to be investigated. People need to go
Speaker 1: to prison. People's lives were ruined, people's lives were ended
Speaker 1: because of these lies. They knew they were lies, they
Speaker 1: pushed them anyway, and they told the people who were
Speaker 1: telling the truth to shut up. That has to be punished,
Speaker 1: all right. I got a bunch of questions on this
Speaker 1: final hour, Jesse. I'm struggling with something, and I don't
Speaker 1: have any friends or relatives who I can ask for advice.
Speaker 1: My firstborn, who's now twenty, has just a high school diploma,
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to have much of a direction in life.
Speaker 1: He is much like I was. I have to admit
Speaker 1: he's very good with technology. He's using a computer. He
Speaker 1: was using a computer before he could even read. You
Speaker 1: cannot tell this by looking at him, because he's built
Speaker 1: like an oak tree, but definitely not infantry material. I
Speaker 1: am wondering whether I should talk to him about maybe
Speaker 1: joining the LGBT Air Force and be some computer guy.
Speaker 1: I would obviously go with him to the recruitment office,
Speaker 1: because no one came with me when I joined the Navy.
Speaker 1: Those were different times. What do you think I would
Speaker 1: tell him not to mind the CRT LGBT climate talk.
Speaker 1: But do you think it would be a good idea?
Speaker 1: Or should I keep my mouth shut? Thanks as I
Speaker 1: can say his name, his name as Antonio, I don't
Speaker 1: think you should keep your mouth shut. It's your firstborn.
Speaker 1: I think a conversation with him about doing something with
Speaker 1: his life. Certainly ain't the under the world probably worth
Speaker 1: noting a twenty year old who doesn't know what he
Speaker 1: wants to do in life isn't exactly new either. I'll shoot,
Speaker 1: I was thirty five and still didn't know what I
Speaker 1: wanted to do in life. I was selling RVs and
Speaker 1: didn't know whether that's what I was going to do
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. I just didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I don't think that that's the end of
Speaker 1: the world. Look, if you want to, if you want
Speaker 1: to guide your child into this military, that's your call.
Speaker 1: I am guiding my children away from it because of
Speaker 1: all the LGBT, anti white to all the all that
Speaker 1: crap that's going on, plus the vaccine mandate. My kids
Speaker 1: aren't vaccinated. I wouldn't guide my kids into it. But
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean I'm not trying to dissuade you from
Speaker 1: doing so. That's your business. Here's an interesting question, Hey, Doc,
Speaker 1: I've always been taught to never hit women, which is
Speaker 1: a rule I live by in life. But I've always
Speaker 1: wondered what my reaction would be if one of those large, loud,
Speaker 1: abusive women hit me, He says, I'm five nine, about
Speaker 1: one eighty five. I'm in decent shape from my age,
Speaker 1: but there are many women out there who are physically
Speaker 1: bigger than I am. They outweigh me by over one
Speaker 1: hundred pounds. They're taller, bigger shoulders, bigger arms, bigger legs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's called They're called feminists anyway, he said. Physically, they're
Speaker 1: way bigger than I am. Said, I'm sure you've seen
Speaker 1: women like that, seen women like that. The age old
Speaker 1: rule of not hitting a woman is there to protect
Speaker 1: for girls from someone who's larger and stronger, which is
Speaker 1: a great thing. But does that rule apply where the
Speaker 1: rules are reversed? Curious what the oracle's thoughts are on
Speaker 1: the topic. I'm six eight, two thirty and I was
Speaker 1: taught to never lay your hands on a woman, So
Speaker 1: that's a universal, ironclad rule for me. It's just not
Speaker 1: something that ever enters my head. If she has an
Speaker 1: Adams Apple, that's different, Chris, anyway, that's different for me
Speaker 1: because of my size. I do know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I've seen some of the larger, larger ladies out there,
Speaker 1: and I know you've seen the videos on the news
Speaker 1: and you've seen them online and they're they're acting like
Speaker 1: absolute idiots, and they're tearing a part of fast food
Speaker 1: joint and beating each other up and throwing chairs and
Speaker 1: just acting like general savages. I know I've seen the
Speaker 1: same videos out there. I think the rule still needs
Speaker 1: to apply. Look, look, you're five five. If some three
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty pound woman genuinely has you afraid for
Speaker 1: your physical safety, I mean, I guess that's possible. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming you can get some weight behind one of them punches. Look,
Speaker 1: you do what you have to do to survive. I
Speaker 1: think in general, we should pretty much abide by the
Speaker 1: ironclad rule we don't lay our hands on a woman.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you come off sounding like Sean Conry and this
Speaker 1: classic of an old interview, an interview in which you said,
Speaker 1: not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then,
Speaker 1: as I remember, you said, you don't do it with
Speaker 1: a clenched fist. It's better than do it with an
Speaker 1: open hand. Yeah remember that? Yeah, Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: I haven't changed my opinion. You haven't. No, you think
Speaker 1: it's good to slap a woman. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's good. I think I don't think it's that bad.
Speaker 1: I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and
Speaker 1: if it merits it, what would merit it? Well, if
Speaker 1: you have tried everything else, and women are pretty good
Speaker 1: at this, they can't leave it alone. They don't They
Speaker 1: want to have the last word, and you give them
Speaker 1: the laugh last word, but they're not happy with the
Speaker 1: last word. They want to share it again and and
Speaker 1: get into a really provocative situation. Then I think it's
Speaker 1: absolutely right to give a good slap. Yeah. Absolutely, Wait
Speaker 1: will people see this interview? Are you going to get mail?
Speaker 1: Might get some female? That is unbelievable. Chris brought up
Speaker 1: that old interview and I was always a Sean Conrie fan,
Speaker 1: right because James Bond's and stuff like that and the Untouchables,
Speaker 1: and he was such a great actor to actually went
Speaker 1: on television and championed hitting women. That is it is
Speaker 1: un Honestly, the first time Chris played me that, I
Speaker 1: thought that was the most jaw dropping thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: And he was just so standing by it too. While
Speaker 1: if she's trying to get the last word, and what
Speaker 1: are you out of your mind? What? Jesse? I listened
Speaker 1: to your Thursday show and came across the email about
Speaker 1: wanting a civil war. Remember I was the one who
Speaker 1: said that's the last thing you should want. He said,
Speaker 1: you are right when you say Americans have an American
Speaker 1: view of civil wars. Our view was generally two professional
Speaker 1: armies facing off while maintaining the Geneva Convention. Civil wars
Speaker 1: and revolutions tend to be chaotic affairs. A more accurate
Speaker 1: picture would be you getting into gunfights and blood feuds
Speaker 1: with your communist neighbors, and a civil war both sides
Speaker 1: see the others as traders, and no one is treated
Speaker 1: worse than a trader. I believe we need to show
Speaker 1: we are willing to to fight to avoid a fight.
Speaker 1: I see what the system is doing is far worse
Speaker 1: than civil war. They're looking to wipe out billions in
Speaker 1: the eight years. Only a strong resistance will hold the
Speaker 1: wolves back. He says, Listen, thank you, and I can
Speaker 1: say his name, Rob. Look what I've said before, and
Speaker 1: I will always maintain it. Non violent, non violent, non violent.
Speaker 1: That this talk about civil war and revolution and uprising
Speaker 1: in these things, Man, I know you get angry. I
Speaker 1: get angry. You get angry and desperate about about where
Speaker 1: we're headed and what these people are doing and why
Speaker 1: you're doing it and you want it to stop. You
Speaker 1: don't understand just how truly, truly terrible that would be.
Speaker 1: Do you ever hear the tai Ping rebellion? You know what,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll do a little history you know what, I
Speaker 1: think I might do a little history show on the
Speaker 1: Tai Ping rebellion next week. I'll do it next week.
Speaker 1: You have any idea how many Chinese people died during
Speaker 1: the Taiping rebellion? Twenty million, twenty million people. These things
Speaker 1: where countries turn against themselves and they split the country,
Speaker 1: they're just more horrible than you can imagine. And things
Speaker 1: like revolution always sound good, man. Generally, revolutions turn out really,
Speaker 1: really badly. Russia wanted a revolution really badly to get
Speaker 1: rid of that stupid Tsar, and they sure got one,
Speaker 1: and they got rid of that dumbs are, and then
Speaker 1: about fifty to sixty million of them were starved to
Speaker 1: death or taken out and shot underneath the people who
Speaker 1: took over afterwards. The grass ain't always greener. Always remember
Speaker 1: that we Americans are spoiled. We fought a revolution and
Speaker 1: ended up with something better. That is not the norm
Speaker 1: throughout history. All Right, somebody has something really mean to
Speaker 1: say about the eagles and my potential mustache and what
Speaker 1: it's like to own a snake, and yeah, we're all
Speaker 1: over the place, but let's talk about something good. You know,
Speaker 1: Tunnel to Towers came to be right after the towers fell,
Speaker 1: and they are on a mission, have been on a
Speaker 1: mission to do good ever since. And it's one thing
Speaker 1: to say that, right, that sounds catchy. Oh, it sounds nice,
Speaker 1: and their mission sounds nice. Right. Ah, They're gonna pay
Speaker 1: off mortgages for gold Star widows and first responder families.
Speaker 1: That sounds nice. But all the charities sound nice, what
Speaker 1: do they actually do? I would encourage you to go
Speaker 1: look up. Don't take my word for it. I want
Speaker 1: you to go look up Tunnel to Towers. Look at
Speaker 1: the various charity rating sits, and look at what Tunnel
Speaker 1: to Towers does. Look at their rating. When they say
Speaker 1: they're helping widows and orphans, they're helping widows and orphans.
Speaker 1: When you give your money to Tunnel to Towers, it
Speaker 1: goes exactly where they say it's going to go. All
Speaker 1: the charities sound nice, They all sound nice. And you're
Speaker 1: helping widows and puppies. Many of those charities are not good.
Speaker 1: Tunnel to Towers is wonderful, the best I've ever worked with.
Speaker 1: They ask you for eleven bucks a month. Go to
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Speaker 1: All right, we'd still have a ton of Asked Doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse questions to get to it, and we don't have
Speaker 1: a ton of time. I did think this was pretty funny, though,
Speaker 1: you remember, I think it was last week week before
Speaker 1: I did all the days blend together. When you're my age,
Speaker 1: you know that kind of thing. But you remember when
Speaker 1: I said, with the Latino voters in this country going
Speaker 1: Republican horror, I think Biden's at like nineteen percent approval
Speaker 1: with latinos. Somebody's drowning. Well, they've been flooding the country
Speaker 1: with latinos on purpose for years assuming they were always
Speaker 1: going to vote Democrat. Well, Latinos are not down with
Speaker 1: Black Lives matter, they're not down with the LGBTQ Air
Speaker 1: Force stuff, they're not down with open borders, and so
Speaker 1: they're just fleeing the Democratic Party. And I came on
Speaker 1: the radio and I said, you watch, We're finally gonna
Speaker 1: get a wall. Democrats are gonna build that wall, because
Speaker 1: that sayings as old as time. It's not my saying.
Speaker 1: If Democrats thought illegal immigrants were voting Republican, you'd be
Speaker 1: able to see the wall from outer space. Headline Biden
Speaker 1: administration to complete more of Trump's border wall project. They're
Speaker 1: closing four gaps get in. Why U can guys, as
Speaker 1: soon as they heard you were going Republican, they decided to.
Speaker 1: They decided all of a sudden, we're a sovereign country,
Speaker 1: who should no how illegals to flood in here. Dear
Speaker 1: ruggedly handsome flower, oracle of the obvious, Why do you
Speaker 1: even give the guests a choice of intro music if
Speaker 1: you're just going to make fun of their choice, Well,
Speaker 1: they should choose good music. It's not my fault. Music
Speaker 1: is subjective, as surely you can tell by the trashy
Speaker 1: Eagles songs you like. Now, that's not nice. A man
Speaker 1: that lives in a glass house should never amplify. Hotel California.
Speaker 1: Let the machine Gun Eat says, his name is Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this Eagle's hate. I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: I don't support it. This Eagles hate. It grind it
Speaker 1: really grinds my gears. Chris Dear handsome showgun j Steele,
Speaker 1: the third future dictator of the world, Buenos Tardez. She says,
Speaker 1: I want to weigh in on your mustache. I think
Speaker 1: you need the input of a dime. A handlebar mustache
Speaker 1: is the superior mustache of all mustaches. It's badass in
Speaker 1: a biker kind of way and very manly. It's a
Speaker 1: proven fact that a man's testostero levels increased by at
Speaker 1: least twenty five percent with it when they grow a
Speaker 1: handlebar mustache. Of course, that would mean your testosterone level
Speaker 1: would be in one hundred and seventy five percent range
Speaker 1: of you grew one because you're the pinnacle of what
Speaker 1: a man should be. Can't wait to see it on
Speaker 1: your OsO symmetrical face. Listen, Thank you, thank you, Katie,
Speaker 1: thank you. Handle Bar Chris, Oh, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I'll go Handlebar. You know, I think I have to
Speaker 1: go magnum Pi though if I lose the bed. If
Speaker 1: I lose the bed, I think I have to go
Speaker 1: magnum Pi. You seriously don't know what magnum Pi is.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Tell me you've at least
Speaker 1: seen the Western movie Quickly down Under. Oh, totally underrated movie.
Speaker 1: That's a great movie. Doctor Jesse, It's Friday and I've
Speaker 1: had enough politics for the week. Can you give us
Speaker 1: an update on the life of a snake owner. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you don't didn't know what it would mean, but
Speaker 1: freedom isn't free. Listen, thank you? Um okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know why p will have to keep bringing up old stuff.
Speaker 1: But as you may remember, I told my son he's
Speaker 1: obsessed with snakes. I told him he was never going
Speaker 1: to have a snake. He's never going to have a snake.
Speaker 1: So of course now we actually do we have. We
Speaker 1: have a snake. We have a snake. He has a
Speaker 1: ball python. And I will tell you it's really not bad.
Speaker 1: In fact, it's kind of cool. And here's why my
Speaker 1: son is obsessed with it. Totally responsible with it all
Speaker 1: the food, all the cleaning, all the everything, all the
Speaker 1: care he does, all that he does. Everything it needs
Speaker 1: remarkably little. It just doesn't need very much. Apparently the
Speaker 1: things only eat like once a week or once every
Speaker 1: ten days or something like that. And I'll be frank
Speaker 1: with you, and this is going to be hard for
Speaker 1: people to hear. It's very difficult for my wife. My
Speaker 1: wife can't handle it at all. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: When they eat, you have to go. You have to
Speaker 1: go get them alive rat. It's alive. It's a little
Speaker 1: mini rat. Because a snake itself so only like a
Speaker 1: foot and a half long. You go get him a
Speaker 1: live rat. Cost a couple bucks. Come home with the
Speaker 1: live rat, and you have to drop that rat in there.
Speaker 1: And let's just say the snake does not exactly let
Speaker 1: him hover around a lot. That rat. Generally, in about
Speaker 1: thirty seconds, she'll see that snake working its way over there,
Speaker 1: and then why, I mean, nails him and then coils
Speaker 1: him up and sits there and chokes him out. And
Speaker 1: I know that's a little morbid. And right now people
Speaker 1: were squealing, and there are all kinds of little girls
Speaker 1: across the America, screaming at the radio. And believe me,
Speaker 1: the wife, she won't be in the house when it happens.
Speaker 1: She'll go lock herself in the room, all Chris, she
Speaker 1: can't take it. If she hears the rat. She'll want
Speaker 1: to keep the rat and think it's the most adorable
Speaker 1: thing and the one. She can't deal with it at all.
Speaker 1: But me and the boys, I'm not gonna lie. We
Speaker 1: think it's pretty cool. What Chris, I didn't say I
Speaker 1: get any other benefit. I don't give a crap about
Speaker 1: the snake. I don't ever take it out. I never
Speaker 1: look at it. It's in there, it's in their rooms.
Speaker 1: It's totally there's I don't ever have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't affect me at all, except to have to
Speaker 1: drive to the store and get a two dollar rat. Now,
Speaker 1: I will tell you I'm not that pleased about having
Speaker 1: to spend two dollars every single week on the food.
Speaker 1: But what Chris, Yeah, that's well, that's the way I
Speaker 1: looked at it. It's cheaper than the dog. Two bucks
Speaker 1: for a rat ain't bad. Although we ought to just
Speaker 1: turn that thing loose in the yard and see what
Speaker 1: kind of work he can put in out there. You know,
Speaker 1: we got rats in the yard. Jesse red Lobsters secret
Speaker 1: menu oracle. Have any thoughts or insights on MK ultra
Speaker 1: and what role it's still plays today, He said, let's
Speaker 1: not use my name since we know you're already on
Speaker 1: the government's radar. All right. For those who do not
Speaker 1: understand this, mk ultra is real. It's not something from
Speaker 1: the movies. And here's what it was. We are in
Speaker 1: the middle of During the MK Ultra, we were hot
Speaker 1: and heavy in the Cold War era. Now you have
Speaker 1: to understand the Cold War was all about spying and
Speaker 1: getting people to switch over to your side from their side,
Speaker 1: and trying to gather information. And the tension involved in
Speaker 1: that was it was. It was high because there were
Speaker 1: so many unknowns and we were dealing with nuclear weapons
Speaker 1: at the bottom. And really, honestly, the main driver of
Speaker 1: this Cold War thing. It wasn't even ideology, although that
Speaker 1: was a big thing, us versus communism, It was the
Speaker 1: nuclear portion of it. We now have these weapons in
Speaker 1: our hands and they can wipe out the earth. Oh no,
Speaker 1: the Soviets had the same weapons and they can wipe
Speaker 1: out the earth. How many of them do they have? Oh?
Speaker 1: Where are they Are they going to use them? And
Speaker 1: they were thinking the same thing about us. You know,
Speaker 1: we picture in our mind, oh, we know where every
Speaker 1: single missile is and every submarine. That's not true. That's
Speaker 1: not true at all. There's still all kinds of secrets
Speaker 1: around the world. We didn't know, they didn't know. And
Speaker 1: so the spy game became a very very interesting game.
Speaker 1: And so the CIA decided to experiment with some things.
Speaker 1: And I apparently just ran up against a break completely
Speaker 1: on accident, and you're gonna have to wait till I
Speaker 1: get back. So hang on a second. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on an ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Remember
Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. Don't forget Monday. Monday coming up is a
Speaker 1: Medal of Honor Monday where we'll be reading another Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor citation an hour into the show. You really
Speaker 1: do have to appreciate Peter Doocey. I'll get back to
Speaker 1: the MK Ultra stuff in a second. Peter Doocey, going
Speaker 1: after corin Diversity High. You've been in regular touch with
Speaker 1: Mayor Bowser and her team. And I said this before
Speaker 1: I said this last week about Republicans using migrants as
Speaker 1: a political tool, and that is shameful and that is
Speaker 1: just wrong. There is a process in place for managing
Speaker 1: migrants at the border. This is not it what they're
Speaker 1: doing currently. That that includes expelling migrants as required by
Speaker 1: court order under Title forty two, transferring them to ice custody,
Speaker 1: or placing them in the care of local NGOs as
Speaker 1: they await for the processing. Again, so what Republicans are doing,
Speaker 1: the way that they're meddling in the process and using
Speaker 1: migrants as a political pond is just wrong. So the
Speaker 1: White Houses preference would be for small towns in Texas
Speaker 1: and Arizona to have to take care of these migrants
Speaker 1: rather than a large metropolity, is what I said. Boy
Speaker 1: a little salty, all right, All right, right back to
Speaker 1: mk Ultra. So I was talking about the Cold War
Speaker 1: and how the tensions were super high. We became obsessed
Speaker 1: with the idea, and so do the Soviets of mind
Speaker 1: control of interrogation methods. How do we Is there some
Speaker 1: way we can control them? Is there some way we
Speaker 1: can we can make them give up critical information? Is
Speaker 1: there some way we could maybe program a super assassin
Speaker 1: to do things we want them to do, you know,
Speaker 1: brainwashing type stuff. So the CIA started diving into LSD. Acid,
Speaker 1: the drug, yes, the one that. Look, I've never done it,
Speaker 1: so I can't exactly describe what it's like. But apparently
Speaker 1: you take it and then you see a bunch of
Speaker 1: things that really aren't there. Kids don't do acid, all right,
Speaker 1: complete Honestly, it's called acid. Do you think you should
Speaker 1: do it? Does that sound like something you should do? Anyway?
Speaker 1: This is not some internet conspiracy theory. This is something
Speaker 1: that actually happened, And the only reason we don't know
Speaker 1: more about it is the CIA destroyed most of the
Speaker 1: documentation of it, Otherwise we'd never know it even happened.
Speaker 1: Understand this, They were giving LSD two prisoners. Famously, Whitey
Speaker 1: Boulger shout out to the Great w. RKO. By the way,
Speaker 1: Whitey Boulger, the Boston mobster. Whitey Boulger claims, you never
Speaker 1: know if these things are true, but I don't think
Speaker 1: there's been a real hard denial. Claims he was in
Speaker 1: a federal peditentiary in Atlanta and they gave it to
Speaker 1: him and he claimed it messed him up the rest
Speaker 1: of his life just dreams and hallucinations and things like that.
Speaker 1: And how crazy is that? This is again, this is
Speaker 1: not some internet conspiracy theory that happened. What do you
Speaker 1: think they're doing today? I think they're done with all
Speaker 1: that nonsense. Hey, doctor Jesse, Let's pretend all conspiracies are true,
Speaker 1: and in the middle of the day, in the non
Speaker 1: so distant future, the power is cut due to a
Speaker 1: cyber attack or something like that. Three days later, FEMA
Speaker 1: trucks roll through town and try to pick everyone up
Speaker 1: and bring them to a camp, promising food and shelter
Speaker 1: courtesy of the government. Do you go? And if not,
Speaker 1: how do you pair for that? Buddy? I've got I've
Speaker 1: got water. I have these drinking straws. You can get
Speaker 1: them on a bunch of different websites where I can
Speaker 1: walk up to a mud puddle and I can strain
Speaker 1: perfectly clean water out of it. I have my Patriot Supply.
Speaker 1: I have a three month emergency food kit. By the way,
Speaker 1: prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com if you want to
Speaker 1: get one of those. I have food. I have ammunition. Now.
Speaker 1: The problem is amos so expensive right now that I've
Speaker 1: been really doing probably the worst thing you can do
Speaker 1: in slow buying it by buy a little AMMO here,
Speaker 1: buy a little AMMO there. So Also, I've been practicing
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Speaker 1: need something in your possession that's worth something, something that's
Speaker 1: worth something, something you can barter with. All right, We're
Speaker 1: not just talking about the collapse of a dollar or
Speaker 1: something like that. These apocalyptic scenarios. We're talking about what
Speaker 1: if there's a cyber attach, what if there's a legit one,
Speaker 1: what if the power does go down? You understand your
Speaker 1: grocery store is going to close. Right Eventually, you are
Speaker 1: going to need things. Maybe you're going to need ammunition.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need food. Get some gold in your hands.
Speaker 1: Gold coins are always worth somethings. Just just look nothing drastic.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you to build a bunk or a
Speaker 1: thousand feet deep in your backyard, although that be sweet.
Speaker 1: Basic preparations, Basic preparations, right, all right, hello, oracle. To
Speaker 1: what extent may women wear flats if they travel to
Speaker 1: Israel with you next July? A climb up the Mount
Speaker 1: of Olives would be tough and heels, but I do
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Speaker 1: We're all going on a big Jesse Kelly expedition, like
Speaker 1: a history expedition through the Holy Land. You're gonna walk
Speaker 1: where Jesus walked. We're gonna go see the Roman fortress Masada.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go. We're it's a ten day trip in Israel.
Speaker 1: You can come along, if you want, you can come.
Speaker 1: You can sign up right now at Christian Expedition dot
Speaker 1: com slash jesse that's where you go sign up for
Speaker 1: that if you're interested. It's good. Look, it's gonna be sick, right,
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a blast. But that aside, I think
Speaker 1: flats are probably kay in Israel. Chris, you don't think so,
Speaker 1: you know what, Chris, that's a good call. Sneakers. Remember,
Speaker 1: sneakers are not flats. Sneakers are not flats. Women the
Speaker 1: great in sneakers, absolutely great in sneakers. Put those sneakers
Speaker 1: on the ballet flats. Those are the ones you should
Speaker 1: throw away. Anyways, when it comes to the Israel thing,
Speaker 1: there's still um some debating going on within the Kelly
Speaker 1: home about what I'm going to wear. I have been
Speaker 1: emphatic that I want to wear one of the old
Speaker 1: school looking shepherd outfits with the head thing on there,
Speaker 1: and I want the big staff with the curve on
Speaker 1: the end of it, and I want to I want
Speaker 1: to dress like Jesus dressed as what Chris as before
Speaker 1: you people killed him. Well, I want to dress like
Speaker 1: Jesus dressed while we walked through the Holy Lands. And
Speaker 1: the wife says, that's so embarrassing. And she's she's freaking
Speaker 1: out and saying no, I'm not, No, you can't know,
Speaker 1: you can't. I'm going to. I'm going to and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wear sandals. Two what, Chris, I'm gonna get the
Speaker 1: full experience. I want to wear sandals and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have that staff and the whole time on the trip,
Speaker 1: I'll be reaching over with the hook and hooking people
Speaker 1: with the staff and pulling them to me. It'll be great.
Speaker 1: What Chris. Oh, that's a good point about the sandals.
Speaker 1: I would get sand in my toes. Okay, in my
Speaker 1: robe will be so long flowing you won't see the
Speaker 1: A six sneakers I have underneath it. But I'm still
Speaker 1: gonna have the staff. Gosh, it's gonna be sweet. Dear
Speaker 1: Senor Kelly, I heard you dis I heard you dis
Speaker 1: sour cream on your show. It's clear you've never had
Speaker 1: a delicious, loaded baked potato or potato skins with crispy
Speaker 1: bacon and sour cream. Do you eat dry, boring baked
Speaker 1: potatoes or none at all? Listen, thank you? Well. Baked
Speaker 1: potato is one of the lowest forms of potato right.
Speaker 1: It's right up there with mashed potato as being an
Speaker 1: absolutely disgusting be an adult and have tater tots or
Speaker 1: something like that, or seasoned curlies or something. But no
Speaker 1: matter what it is, whether it's Mexican food or baked
Speaker 1: potatoes or what, why would I go find cream that
Speaker 1: has gone bad and apply it to my food? Do
Speaker 1: you set your milk out on your doorstep for three
Speaker 1: days in the summer before you go in and pour
Speaker 1: yourself a bowl of cereal sour cream? It's cream that
Speaker 1: has gone bad? What's wrong with you people? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this way of thinking. And don't compare.
Speaker 1: Don't compare. Don't you dare compare sour cream to mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: Those are two totally different things. They taste completely different
Speaker 1: from each other. They're not the same thing at all.
Speaker 1: All right, we only have gosh, we only have one
Speaker 1: segment left, one more segment of asked Doctor Jesse questions,
Speaker 1: and then it is often to the sunset until Monday.
Speaker 1: Hang off the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns
Speaker 1: next segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Are you not
Speaker 1: having fun? Gosh? This is the best I just I'll
Speaker 1: tell you, just puts me in a mood. Chris. During
Speaker 1: the break, Chris said something really hurtful. Everyone should know
Speaker 1: about it. He said, I shouldn't have a board that
Speaker 1: it gives me quote too much power. That's what I
Speaker 1: have to think about it. That's what I have to
Speaker 1: say about that, Chris. It's looked Chris, this board. It's
Speaker 1: the greatest thing. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened
Speaker 1: in the history of radio. Changing. We are, we're changing
Speaker 1: people's lives. Alf here, Chris, all right, before I get
Speaker 1: to emails. I didn't get to I brought it up
Speaker 1: last segment. I guess I probably should have explained a
Speaker 1: little bit more. Food. We are spoiled. We are spoiled
Speaker 1: into thinking that food is always just a grocery store
Speaker 1: drive away. Hopefully that will always be the case. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I hope that never changes, and it might never change,
Speaker 1: but man, if you're paying attention, it really might change.
Speaker 1: Just get an emergency food kit, all right. My Patriot
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Speaker 1: You don't have to know anything about what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Go to prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. They knock
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars off a three month supply. Look,
Speaker 1: I didn't say three years that I three decades. Get
Speaker 1: a three months supply. It's two thousand calories a day
Speaker 1: and one hundred fifty dollars off. It's pretty tough to
Speaker 1: beat that, right, Just make sure you have a three
Speaker 1: month food supply for everyone in your immediate home. It's
Speaker 1: just you just get one, right if there's four, if
Speaker 1: you get four of them, but prepare with Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: dot com, they're one hundred fifty dollars off. So that's
Speaker 1: very different. Cult to beat. Food is one of those
Speaker 1: things we've been so blessed to not have to stress that. Man,
Speaker 1: if you pay attention to what's happened in the history
Speaker 1: of the world and what's going on right now around
Speaker 1: the world. Ask them in Sri Lanka if they would
Speaker 1: prefer to have a My Patriot Supply three month food kit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every one of them would. They're starving to death. Prepare
Speaker 1: with Jesse Kelly dot com. All right, all right, and
Speaker 1: now here's a headline. You know emails we didn't get
Speaker 1: to you, doctor j Steele Kelly, the Chris what's the
Speaker 1: V and two two eyes? I know the VS. Five,
Speaker 1: it's seven. That's the third. I thought the third was
Speaker 1: it's v I I it's seven, doctor the seventh that
Speaker 1: I like that, the seventh we're going with that. Eating
Speaker 1: a chili cheese halapino tater tots from Sonic with what
Speaker 1: a burger ketchup and drinking a chocolate shake from Dairy
Speaker 1: Queen is the pinnacle of fast food achievements. I think
Speaker 1: it could be improved if I was able to work
Speaker 1: taco bell in somehow, but I haven't been able to
Speaker 1: figure out so far. Please share some of your wisdom
Speaker 1: to get me to the next level. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: got the tots, you have what a burger ketchup? You
Speaker 1: don't actually have a main course. So here's what you
Speaker 1: need to mix in you No, no, not a crun trap, Chris,
Speaker 1: although no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, I
Speaker 1: won't be painted as anti crunch trap. I support you
Speaker 1: in your crunch trap. Even there's no way that's kosher, Chris,
Speaker 1: there's no way you people can't eat crun traps. Whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: Someone get a hold of Chris's Rabbi. No, why anyway?
Speaker 1: I think what you need to mix in if we're
Speaker 1: talking tebell here the cheesy Gordie to crunch. Make sure
Speaker 1: you get it with extra spicy ranch. It has his
Speaker 1: spicy ranch inside of it. Oh gosh, that'll me. That'll
Speaker 1: maximize your fast food experience. Dear Oracle, I was just
Speaker 1: getting ready to elevate you to hero status. You told
Speaker 1: us Van Halen is overrated and the Beach Boys are better.
Speaker 1: Then to add insult to injury. Your very next bumper
Speaker 1: music selection was Kokomo. If not for we built this
Speaker 1: city might be the worst song of the rock era.
Speaker 1: He says, listen, thank you, and of course I can
Speaker 1: use his name. His name is Joe Cocomo. Is a
Speaker 1: great songow it don't be such a square greeting's Oracle.
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety six, my girlfriend went to New Jersey
Speaker 1: to have an abortion. We lived in Pennsylvania. I had
Speaker 1: to say no and that decision. But every day I
Speaker 1: had no say in that decision. But every day I
Speaker 1: wonder what it would be like if my child was alive. Gosh,
Speaker 1: that's sad. Instead, I know my child was discarded as
Speaker 1: medical waste and is now resting in a New Jersey landfill.
Speaker 1: I cry often, knowing I should have a child by
Speaker 1: my side, but I do not. Why don't they care
Speaker 1: about the men that are hurt for a lifetime due
Speaker 1: to abortion. I have an unending sense of loss because
Speaker 1: of abortion. Why are men just thrown aside in this
Speaker 1: It took both of us to create that child, he said,
Speaker 1: I can say his name. His name is Jeff. Jeff.
Speaker 1: My heart goes out to you, my brother. You will
Speaker 1: see your baby again one day, my friend. As far
Speaker 1: as why men are just chucked aside, Look, men are
Speaker 1: chucked aside in every single part of this society now
Speaker 1: as we have completely re engineered this society. For we've
Speaker 1: decided men are evil, stupid scumbags, and women are these
Speaker 1: patron saints of everything. Even the laws are all set
Speaker 1: up against men now. And I'll tell you what the
Speaker 1: abortion stuff isn't It's just a disgrace. And you know
Speaker 1: what I was thinking about. I was thinking about this
Speaker 1: last night, that we don't talk near enough about what
Speaker 1: abortion has done in the black community, how it was
Speaker 1: set up specifically to attack the black community in this country,
Speaker 1: and it has attacked the black community for decades in
Speaker 1: this country. And what has happened with abortion and the
Speaker 1: black community in America is honestly one of the worst
Speaker 1: genocides I've ever seen in the history of mankind. And
Speaker 1: that is so sad, every single one of those precious
Speaker 1: lives gone. I just think that it's just freaking unjust
Speaker 1: Yo Jesse, my seven year old daughter, Liberty wants to
Speaker 1: know who caught the biggest fish on the Alaska trip.
Speaker 1: We love the show, Buddy, and it would be great
Speaker 1: if you could play the fart sound in her honor.
Speaker 1: Dan and Liberty, you the biggest fish. I am so
Speaker 1: upset about this. So the biggest fish we were catching.
Speaker 1: Remember we were catching salmon in the rivers and halibit
Speaker 1: out in the ocean, and we are on the final day.
Speaker 1: We're on the final hour, I kid you not, of
Speaker 1: the final day, and up to this point in time,
Speaker 1: I have caught the biggest fish. I think it was
Speaker 1: like a fifty pound halibit. I forget exactly what it
Speaker 1: was it was. I mean, for look, hallibit get much
Speaker 1: bigger than that, But that's a big fish. You got
Speaker 1: a struggle getting that thing off the bottom. And I'm
Speaker 1: feeling pretty confident at this point in time that I'm
Speaker 1: going to go home with the title well, I found
Speaker 1: this to be very fascinating. They took a chumbag just
Speaker 1: this like mesh bag, and they put a bunch of
Speaker 1: fishheads and fish guts in it right when we got
Speaker 1: to this spot, and they dropped the chumbag down with
Speaker 1: the anchor to the bottom of the ocean. I didn't
Speaker 1: think about it, but we sit in this spot for
Speaker 1: an hour, hour and a half and there's not even
Speaker 1: a nibble. It's just dead. So much so looking around,
Speaker 1: and we're looking at the two guides who were on
Speaker 1: the bottom, We're thinking, we're ever gonna move. There's nothing here.
Speaker 1: We're ever gonna move. Oh gosh, why aren't we moving?
Speaker 1: We don't move. We don't move. It don't move. And
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the boys both their poles boom,
Speaker 1: just bend in half. I mean, within two minutes of
Speaker 1: each other. They get monsters on the ends of theirs,
Speaker 1: both of which were bigger than mine. Turns out the
Speaker 1: experts knew what they were doing. That he explained after that,
Speaker 1: he said, listen, you gotta be patient. When you drop
Speaker 1: a chumbag, you drop a chumbag to the bottom. What
Speaker 1: it does is the current at the bottom carries those
Speaker 1: smells far away, the huge halibit at the bottom somewhere
Speaker 1: else will catch whiff of it and follow the smell.
Speaker 1: They'll slowly start swimming back towards the chumbag. You might
Speaker 1: not catch anything for two hours. Little did you know
Speaker 1: there's a couple monsters making their way back towards you
Speaker 1: who might bite it on the way through. Right, Pretty big, Chris,
Speaker 1: How big were they? I have showed you the pictures,
Speaker 1: didn't I show you a picture. I'll show you a
Speaker 1: picture after this. I would say the big ones were
Speaker 1: I would guess four feet long, just kind of doing
Speaker 1: this from memory. And really heavy, dude, We're talking sixty
Speaker 1: seventy pounds they were. They were huge. The boys. It
Speaker 1: got so bad the boys couldn't turn the reel because
Speaker 1: they were so heavy and they were so big. But
Speaker 1: my boys didn't want help. They wanted to know, feel
Speaker 1: like men. They were doing it themselves. So at one
Speaker 1: point in time, my youngest had his chin on the
Speaker 1: reel trying to use his chin to turn the reel
Speaker 1: over to get the thing up there. I'm like, step
Speaker 1: aside and let someone else have a turn. And probably,
Speaker 1: in hindsight, wasn't the safest thing in the world. But
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? All right? I want you
Speaker 1: to smile this weekend, enjoy your family. There's plenty of
Speaker 1: crappy news out there. There'll be plenty more crappy news
Speaker 1: on Monday. Everyone knows it. It's not like we're about
Speaker 1: to come out of this whole mess, Old Pee Paul,
Speaker 1: and the White House is still gonna be there Monday.
Speaker 1: Grandma Vodka will still be the Speaker of the House.
Speaker 1: Dome will still be Vice President, The Rear Admiral will
Speaker 1: still be heading up transportation. So forget about all that.
Speaker 1: Put your chin up. Life is good. Every day above
Speaker 1: ground is a good day, all right. That's all