WEBVTT - Hour 3: Being Prepared

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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show on Don't Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. How

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<v Speaker 1>the CDC coordinated with big tech to censor Americans. This

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<v Speaker 1>is from Freebeacon. I'm not gonna read it. I always

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<v Speaker 1>found that to be very boring, but probably worth noting

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<v Speaker 1>that the Center for Disease Control coordinated with Twitter, Facebook, Google,

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<v Speaker 1>and many others so they would censor out vaccine disinformation

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<v Speaker 1>that all turned out to be true. All the disinformation

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<v Speaker 1>came from the CDC that was not censored. Instead, they

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<v Speaker 1>censored you. So yes, Folcie should be investigate your reaction

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<v Speaker 1>to Rampaul and others saying they're going to investigate you

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<v Speaker 1>if they take power. Well, there's no reason to do that,

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<v Speaker 1>but if they want to, it's way more than Falchie.

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<v Speaker 1>The CDC needs to be investigated. People need to go

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<v Speaker 1>to prison. People's lives were ruined, people's lives were ended

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<v Speaker 1>because of these lies. They knew they were lies, they

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<v Speaker 1>pushed them anyway, and they told the people who were

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<v Speaker 1>telling the truth to shut up. That has to be punished,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I got a bunch of questions on this

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<v Speaker 1>final hour, Jesse. I'm struggling with something, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any friends or relatives who I can ask for advice.

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<v Speaker 1>My firstborn, who's now twenty, has just a high school diploma,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem to have much of a direction in life.

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<v Speaker 1>He is much like I was. I have to admit

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<v Speaker 1>he's very good with technology. He's using a computer. He

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<v Speaker 1>was using a computer before he could even read. You

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<v Speaker 1>cannot tell this by looking at him, because he's built

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<v Speaker 1>like an oak tree, but definitely not infantry material. I

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<v Speaker 1>am wondering whether I should talk to him about maybe

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<v Speaker 1>joining the LGBT Air Force and be some computer guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I would obviously go with him to the recruitment office,

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<v Speaker 1>because no one came with me when I joined the Navy.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were different times. What do you think I would

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<v Speaker 1>tell him not to mind the CRT LGBT climate talk.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you think it would be a good idea?

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<v Speaker 1>Or should I keep my mouth shut? Thanks as I

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<v Speaker 1>can say his name, his name as Antonio, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think you should keep your mouth shut. It's your firstborn.

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<v Speaker 1>I think a conversation with him about doing something with

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<v Speaker 1>his life. Certainly ain't the under the world probably worth

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<v Speaker 1>noting a twenty year old who doesn't know what he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to do in life isn't exactly new either. I'll shoot,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thirty five and still didn't know what I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do in life. I was selling RVs and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know whether that's what I was going to do

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of my life. I just didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know. I don't think that that's the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Look, if you want to, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to guide your child into this military, that's your call.

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<v Speaker 1>I am guiding my children away from it because of

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<v Speaker 1>all the LGBT, anti white to all the all that

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<v Speaker 1>crap that's going on, plus the vaccine mandate. My kids

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<v Speaker 1>aren't vaccinated. I wouldn't guide my kids into it. But

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't mean I'm not trying to dissuade you from

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<v Speaker 1>doing so. That's your business. Here's an interesting question, Hey, Doc,

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<v Speaker 1>I've always been taught to never hit women, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a rule I live by in life. But I've always

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<v Speaker 1>wondered what my reaction would be if one of those large, loud,

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<v Speaker 1>abusive women hit me, He says, I'm five nine, about

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<v Speaker 1>one eighty five. I'm in decent shape from my age,

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<v Speaker 1>but there are many women out there who are physically

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than I am. They outweigh me by over one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred pounds. They're taller, bigger shoulders, bigger arms, bigger legs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's called They're called feminists anyway, he said. Physically, they're

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<v Speaker 1>way bigger than I am. Said, I'm sure you've seen

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<v Speaker 1>women like that, seen women like that. The age old

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<v Speaker 1>rule of not hitting a woman is there to protect

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<v Speaker 1>for girls from someone who's larger and stronger, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a great thing. But does that rule apply where the

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<v Speaker 1>rules are reversed? Curious what the oracle's thoughts are on

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<v Speaker 1>the topic. I'm six eight, two thirty and I was

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<v Speaker 1>taught to never lay your hands on a woman, So

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<v Speaker 1>that's a universal, ironclad rule for me. It's just not

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<v Speaker 1>something that ever enters my head. If she has an

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<v Speaker 1>Adams Apple, that's different, Chris, anyway, that's different for me

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<v Speaker 1>because of my size. I do know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen some of the larger, larger ladies out there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know you've seen the videos on the news

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<v Speaker 1>and you've seen them online and they're they're acting like

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<v Speaker 1>absolute idiots, and they're tearing a part of fast food

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<v Speaker 1>joint and beating each other up and throwing chairs and

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<v Speaker 1>just acting like general savages. I know I've seen the

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<v Speaker 1>same videos out there. I think the rule still needs

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<v Speaker 1>to apply. Look, look, you're five five. If some three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty pound woman genuinely has you afraid for

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<v Speaker 1>your physical safety, I mean, I guess that's possible. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>assuming you can get some weight behind one of them punches. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you do what you have to do to survive. I

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<v Speaker 1>think in general, we should pretty much abide by the

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<v Speaker 1>ironclad rule we don't lay our hands on a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise you come off sounding like Sean Conry and this

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<v Speaker 1>classic of an old interview, an interview in which you said,

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<v Speaker 1>not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then,

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<v Speaker 1>as I remember, you said, you don't do it with

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<v Speaker 1>a clenched fist. It's better than do it with an

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<v Speaker 1>open hand. Yeah remember that? Yeah, Yeah, I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't changed my opinion. You haven't. No, you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to slap a woman. No, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. I think I don't think it's that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and

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<v Speaker 1>if it merits it, what would merit it? Well, if

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<v Speaker 1>you have tried everything else, and women are pretty good

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<v Speaker 1>at this, they can't leave it alone. They don't They

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<v Speaker 1>want to have the last word, and you give them

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<v Speaker 1>the laugh last word, but they're not happy with the

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<v Speaker 1>last word. They want to share it again and and

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<v Speaker 1>get into a really provocative situation. Then I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely right to give a good slap. Yeah. Absolutely, Wait

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<v Speaker 1>will people see this interview? Are you going to get mail?

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<v Speaker 1>Might get some female? That is unbelievable. Chris brought up

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<v Speaker 1>that old interview and I was always a Sean Conrie fan,

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<v Speaker 1>right because James Bond's and stuff like that and the Untouchables,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was such a great actor to actually went

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<v Speaker 1>on television and championed hitting women. That is it is

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<v Speaker 1>un Honestly, the first time Chris played me that, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was the most jaw dropping thing I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was just so standing by it too. While

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<v Speaker 1>if she's trying to get the last word, and what

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<v Speaker 1>are you out of your mind? What? Jesse? I listened

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<v Speaker 1>to your Thursday show and came across the email about

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<v Speaker 1>wanting a civil war. Remember I was the one who

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<v Speaker 1>said that's the last thing you should want. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>you are right when you say Americans have an American

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<v Speaker 1>view of civil wars. Our view was generally two professional

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<v Speaker 1>armies facing off while maintaining the Geneva Convention. Civil wars

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<v Speaker 1>and revolutions tend to be chaotic affairs. A more accurate

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<v Speaker 1>picture would be you getting into gunfights and blood feuds

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<v Speaker 1>with your communist neighbors, and a civil war both sides

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<v Speaker 1>see the others as traders, and no one is treated

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<v Speaker 1>worse than a trader. I believe we need to show

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<v Speaker 1>we are willing to to fight to avoid a fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I see what the system is doing is far worse

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<v Speaker 1>than civil war. They're looking to wipe out billions in

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<v Speaker 1>the eight years. Only a strong resistance will hold the

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<v Speaker 1>wolves back. He says, Listen, thank you, and I can

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<v Speaker 1>say his name, Rob. Look what I've said before, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will always maintain it. Non violent, non violent, non violent.

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<v Speaker 1>That this talk about civil war and revolution and uprising

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<v Speaker 1>in these things, Man, I know you get angry. I

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<v Speaker 1>get angry. You get angry and desperate about about where

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<v Speaker 1>we're headed and what these people are doing and why

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing it and you want it to stop. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand just how truly, truly terrible that would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever hear the tai Ping rebellion? You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll do a little history you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I might do a little history show on the

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<v Speaker 1>Tai Ping rebellion next week. I'll do it next week.

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<v Speaker 1>You have any idea how many Chinese people died during

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<v Speaker 1>the Taiping rebellion? Twenty million, twenty million people. These things

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<v Speaker 1>where countries turn against themselves and they split the country,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just more horrible than you can imagine. And things

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<v Speaker 1>like revolution always sound good, man. Generally, revolutions turn out really,

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<v Speaker 1>really badly. Russia wanted a revolution really badly to get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of that stupid Tsar, and they sure got one,

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<v Speaker 1>and they got rid of that dumbs are, and then

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<v Speaker 1>about fifty to sixty million of them were starved to

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<v Speaker 1>death or taken out and shot underneath the people who

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<v Speaker 1>took over afterwards. The grass ain't always greener. Always remember

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<v Speaker 1>that we Americans are spoiled. We fought a revolution and

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<v Speaker 1>ended up with something better. That is not the norm

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<v Speaker 1>throughout history. All Right, somebody has something really mean to

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<v Speaker 1>say about the eagles and my potential mustache and what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like to own a snake, and yeah, we're all

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<v Speaker 1>over the place, but let's talk about something good. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Tunnel to Towers came to be right after the towers fell,

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<v Speaker 1>and they are on a mission, have been on a

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<v Speaker 1>mission to do good ever since. And it's one thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say that, right, that sounds catchy. Oh, it sounds nice,

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<v Speaker 1>and their mission sounds nice. Right. Ah, They're gonna pay

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<v Speaker 1>off mortgages for gold Star widows and first responder families.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds nice. But all the charities sound nice, what

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<v Speaker 1>do they actually do? I would encourage you to go

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<v Speaker 1>look up. Don't take my word for it. I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to go look up Tunnel to Towers. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>the various charity rating sits, and look at what Tunnel

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<v Speaker 1>to Towers does. Look at their rating. When they say

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<v Speaker 1>they're helping widows and orphans, they're helping widows and orphans.

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<v Speaker 1>When you give your money to Tunnel to Towers, it

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<v Speaker 1>goes exactly where they say it's going to go. All

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<v Speaker 1>the charities sound nice, They all sound nice. And you're

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<v Speaker 1>helping widows and puppies. Many of those charities are not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Tunnel to Towers is wonderful, the best I've ever worked with.

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<v Speaker 1>They ask you for eleven bucks a month. Go to

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<v Speaker 1>T the number two T dot org and sign up

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<v Speaker 1>to give eleven dollars a month T two T dot org.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It

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<v Speaker 1>is the Jesse Kelly Show. On an Asked Doctor Jesse Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'd still have a ton of Asked Doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse questions to get to it, and we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of time. I did think this was pretty funny, though,

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<v Speaker 1>you remember, I think it was last week week before

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<v Speaker 1>I did all the days blend together. When you're my age,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that kind of thing. But you remember when

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<v Speaker 1>I said, with the Latino voters in this country going

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<v Speaker 1>Republican horror, I think Biden's at like nineteen percent approval

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<v Speaker 1>with latinos. Somebody's drowning. Well, they've been flooding the country

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<v Speaker 1>with latinos on purpose for years assuming they were always

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<v Speaker 1>going to vote Democrat. Well, Latinos are not down with

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<v Speaker 1>Black Lives matter, they're not down with the LGBTQ Air

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<v Speaker 1>Force stuff, they're not down with open borders, and so

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<v Speaker 1>they're just fleeing the Democratic Party. And I came on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio and I said, you watch, We're finally gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get a wall. Democrats are gonna build that wall, because

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<v Speaker 1>that sayings as old as time. It's not my saying.

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<v Speaker 1>If Democrats thought illegal immigrants were voting Republican, you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>able to see the wall from outer space. Headline Biden

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<v Speaker 1>administration to complete more of Trump's border wall project. They're

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<v Speaker 1>closing four gaps get in. Why U can guys, as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as they heard you were going Republican, they decided to.

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<v Speaker 1>They decided all of a sudden, we're a sovereign country,

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<v Speaker 1>who should no how illegals to flood in here. Dear

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<v Speaker 1>ruggedly handsome flower, oracle of the obvious, Why do you

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<v Speaker 1>even give the guests a choice of intro music if

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<v Speaker 1>you're just going to make fun of their choice, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they should choose good music. It's not my fault. Music

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<v Speaker 1>is subjective, as surely you can tell by the trashy

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles songs you like. Now, that's not nice. A man

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<v Speaker 1>that lives in a glass house should never amplify. Hotel California.

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<v Speaker 1>Let the machine Gun Eat says, his name is Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand this Eagle's hate. I don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't support it. This Eagles hate. It grind it

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<v Speaker 1>really grinds my gears. Chris Dear handsome showgun j Steele,

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<v Speaker 1>the third future dictator of the world, Buenos Tardez. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to weigh in on your mustache. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you need the input of a dime. A handlebar mustache

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<v Speaker 1>is the superior mustache of all mustaches. It's badass in

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<v Speaker 1>a biker kind of way and very manly. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>proven fact that a man's testostero levels increased by at

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<v Speaker 1>least twenty five percent with it when they grow a

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<v Speaker 1>handlebar mustache. Of course, that would mean your testosterone level

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<v Speaker 1>would be in one hundred and seventy five percent range

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<v Speaker 1>of you grew one because you're the pinnacle of what

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<v Speaker 1>a man should be. Can't wait to see it on

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<v Speaker 1>your OsO symmetrical face. Listen, Thank you, thank you, Katie,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Handle Bar Chris, Oh, I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go Handlebar. You know, I think I have to

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<v Speaker 1>go magnum Pi though if I lose the bed. If

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<v Speaker 1>I lose the bed, I think I have to go

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<v Speaker 1>magnum Pi. You seriously don't know what magnum Pi is.

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? Tell me you've at least

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<v Speaker 1>seen the Western movie Quickly down Under. Oh, totally underrated movie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great movie. Doctor Jesse, It's Friday and I've

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<v Speaker 1>had enough politics for the week. Can you give us

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<v Speaker 1>an update on the life of a snake owner. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you don't didn't know what it would mean, but

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<v Speaker 1>freedom isn't free. Listen, thank you? Um okay, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why p will have to keep bringing up old stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But as you may remember, I told my son he's

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with snakes. I told him he was never going

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<v Speaker 1>to have a snake. He's never going to have a snake.

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<v Speaker 1>So of course now we actually do we have. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a snake. We have a snake. He has a

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<v Speaker 1>ball python. And I will tell you it's really not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, it's kind of cool. And here's why my

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<v Speaker 1>son is obsessed with it. Totally responsible with it all

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<v Speaker 1>the food, all the cleaning, all the everything, all the

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<v Speaker 1>care he does, all that he does. Everything it needs

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<v Speaker 1>remarkably little. It just doesn't need very much. Apparently the

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<v Speaker 1>things only eat like once a week or once every

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<v Speaker 1>ten days or something like that. And I'll be frank

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<v Speaker 1>with you, and this is going to be hard for

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<v Speaker 1>people to hear. It's very difficult for my wife. My

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<v Speaker 1>wife can't handle it at all. It's kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 1>When they eat, you have to go. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>go get them alive rat. It's alive. It's a little

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<v Speaker 1>mini rat. Because a snake itself so only like a

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<v Speaker 1>foot and a half long. You go get him a

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<v Speaker 1>live rat. Cost a couple bucks. Come home with the

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<v Speaker 1>live rat, and you have to drop that rat in there.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's just say the snake does not exactly let

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<v Speaker 1>him hover around a lot. That rat. Generally, in about

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds, she'll see that snake working its way over there,

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<v Speaker 1>and then why, I mean, nails him and then coils

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<v Speaker 1>him up and sits there and chokes him out. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's a little morbid. And right now people

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<v Speaker 1>were squealing, and there are all kinds of little girls

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<v Speaker 1>across the America, screaming at the radio. And believe me,

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<v Speaker 1>the wife, she won't be in the house when it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll go lock herself in the room, all Chris, she

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<v Speaker 1>can't take it. If she hears the rat. She'll want

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<v Speaker 1>to keep the rat and think it's the most adorable

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<v Speaker 1>thing and the one. She can't deal with it at all.

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<v Speaker 1>But me and the boys, I'm not gonna lie. We

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<v Speaker 1>think it's pretty cool. What Chris, I didn't say I

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<v Speaker 1>get any other benefit. I don't give a crap about

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<v Speaker 1>the snake. I don't ever take it out. I never

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<v Speaker 1>look at it. It's in there, it's in their rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>It's totally there's I don't ever have to deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't affect me at all, except to have to

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<v Speaker 1>drive to the store and get a two dollar rat. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you I'm not that pleased about having

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<v Speaker 1>to spend two dollars every single week on the food.

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<v Speaker 1>But what Chris, Yeah, that's well, that's the way I

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<v Speaker 1>looked at it. It's cheaper than the dog. Two bucks

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<v Speaker 1>for a rat ain't bad. Although we ought to just

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<v Speaker 1>turn that thing loose in the yard and see what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of work he can put in out there. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we got rats in the yard. Jesse red Lobsters secret

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<v Speaker 1>menu oracle. Have any thoughts or insights on MK ultra

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<v Speaker 1>and what role it's still plays today, He said, let's

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<v Speaker 1>not use my name since we know you're already on

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<v Speaker 1>the government's radar. All right. For those who do not

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<v Speaker 1>understand this, mk ultra is real. It's not something from

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<v Speaker 1>the movies. And here's what it was. We are in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of During the MK Ultra, we were hot

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<v Speaker 1>and heavy in the Cold War era. Now you have

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<v Speaker 1>to understand the Cold War was all about spying and

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<v Speaker 1>getting people to switch over to your side from their side,

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<v Speaker 1>and trying to gather information. And the tension involved in

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<v Speaker 1>that was it was. It was high because there were

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<v Speaker 1>so many unknowns and we were dealing with nuclear weapons

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<v Speaker 1>at the bottom. And really, honestly, the main driver of

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<v Speaker 1>this Cold War thing. It wasn't even ideology, although that

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<v Speaker 1>was a big thing, us versus communism, It was the

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<v Speaker 1>nuclear portion of it. We now have these weapons in

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<v Speaker 1>our hands and they can wipe out the earth. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>the Soviets had the same weapons and they can wipe

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<v Speaker 1>out the earth. How many of them do they have? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are they Are they going to use them? And

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<v Speaker 1>they were thinking the same thing about us. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we picture in our mind, oh, we know where every

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<v Speaker 1>single missile is and every submarine. That's not true. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not true at all. There's still all kinds of secrets

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<v Speaker 1>around the world. We didn't know, they didn't know. And

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<v Speaker 1>so the spy game became a very very interesting game.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the CIA decided to experiment with some things.

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<v Speaker 1>And I apparently just ran up against a break completely

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<v Speaker 1>on accident, and you're gonna have to wait till I

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<v Speaker 1>get back. So hang on a second. It is the

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show on an ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Don't forget Monday. Monday coming up is a

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<v Speaker 1>Medal of Honor Monday where we'll be reading another Medal

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<v Speaker 1>of Honor citation an hour into the show. You really

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<v Speaker 1>do have to appreciate Peter Doocey. I'll get back to

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<v Speaker 1>the MK Ultra stuff in a second. Peter Doocey, going

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<v Speaker 1>after corin Diversity High. You've been in regular touch with

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<v Speaker 1>Mayor Bowser and her team. And I said this before

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<v Speaker 1>I said this last week about Republicans using migrants as

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<v Speaker 1>a political tool, and that is shameful and that is

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<v Speaker 1>just wrong. There is a process in place for managing

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<v Speaker 1>migrants at the border. This is not it what they're

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<v Speaker 1>doing currently. That that includes expelling migrants as required by

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<v Speaker 1>court order under Title forty two, transferring them to ice custody,

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<v Speaker 1>or placing them in the care of local NGOs as

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<v Speaker 1>they await for the processing. Again, so what Republicans are doing,

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<v Speaker 1>the way that they're meddling in the process and using

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<v Speaker 1>migrants as a political pond is just wrong. So the

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<v Speaker 1>White Houses preference would be for small towns in Texas

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<v Speaker 1>and Arizona to have to take care of these migrants

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<v Speaker 1>rather than a large metropolity, is what I said. Boy

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<v Speaker 1>a little salty, all right, All right, right back to

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<v Speaker 1>mk Ultra. So I was talking about the Cold War

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<v Speaker 1>and how the tensions were super high. We became obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with the idea, and so do the Soviets of mind

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<v Speaker 1>control of interrogation methods. How do we Is there some

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<v Speaker 1>way we can control them? Is there some way we

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<v Speaker 1>can we can make them give up critical information? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there some way we could maybe program a super assassin

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<v Speaker 1>to do things we want them to do, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>brainwashing type stuff. So the CIA started diving into LSD. Acid,

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<v Speaker 1>the drug, yes, the one that. Look, I've never done it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't exactly describe what it's like. But apparently

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<v Speaker 1>you take it and then you see a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>things that really aren't there. Kids don't do acid, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>complete Honestly, it's called acid. Do you think you should

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<v Speaker 1>do it? Does that sound like something you should do? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>This is not some internet conspiracy theory. This is something

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<v Speaker 1>that actually happened, And the only reason we don't know

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<v Speaker 1>more about it is the CIA destroyed most of the

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<v Speaker 1>documentation of it, Otherwise we'd never know it even happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Understand this, They were giving LSD two prisoners. Famously, Whitey

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<v Speaker 1>Boulger shout out to the Great w. RKO. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Whitey Boulger, the Boston mobster. Whitey Boulger claims, you never

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<v Speaker 1>know if these things are true, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>there's been a real hard denial. Claims he was in

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<v Speaker 1>a federal peditentiary in Atlanta and they gave it to

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<v Speaker 1>him and he claimed it messed him up the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of his life just dreams and hallucinations and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And how crazy is that? This is again, this is

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<v Speaker 1>not some internet conspiracy theory that happened. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think they're doing today? I think they're done with all

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:42.560
<v Speaker 1>that nonsense. Hey, doctor Jesse, Let's pretend all conspiracies are true,

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<v Speaker 1>and in the middle of the day, in the non

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<v Speaker 1>so distant future, the power is cut due to a

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<v Speaker 1>cyber attack or something like that. Three days later, FEMA

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<v Speaker 1>trucks roll through town and try to pick everyone up

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<v Speaker 1>and bring them to a camp, promising food and shelter

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<v Speaker 1>courtesy of the government. Do you go? And if not,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you pair for that? Buddy? I've got I've

0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:07.320
<v Speaker 1>got water. I have these drinking straws. You can get

0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:09.200
<v Speaker 1>them on a bunch of different websites where I can

0:23:09.240 --> 0:23:12.000
<v Speaker 1>walk up to a mud puddle and I can strain

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clean water out of it. I have my Patriot Supply.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a three month emergency food kit. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get one of those. I have food. I have ammunition. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is amos so expensive right now that I've

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<v Speaker 1>been really doing probably the worst thing you can do

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<v Speaker 1>in slow buying it by buy a little AMMO here,

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<v Speaker 1>buy a little AMMO there. So Also, I've been practicing

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<v Speaker 1>with my Mantis X, so I don't spend the AMMO

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<v Speaker 1>I'm buying. I slow by the AMMO. I practice with

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<v Speaker 1>mantzis sex. Remember, Mantis X allows me to practice inside

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<v Speaker 1>the house without firing a shot. And I like Mantis

0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:52.359
<v Speaker 1>because it puts me through drills. It'll tell me, I

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<v Speaker 1>get feedback. I'm a better shooter with Mantis Sex. But

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<v Speaker 1>I highly recommend one of those. By the way, especially

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<v Speaker 1>to save money on Ammo, go to mantis x dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>It attaches to your weapon. You just practice right inside

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<v Speaker 1>your house. Mantis x dot com. So again, food, water, ammunition,

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<v Speaker 1>Get a mantis X system again, your whole family practices

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<v Speaker 1>without firing a shot. Mantis x dot com. Gold. You

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<v Speaker 1>need something in your possession that's worth something, something that's

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<v Speaker 1>worth something, something you can barter with. All right, We're

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<v Speaker 1>not just talking about the collapse of a dollar or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. These apocalyptic scenarios. We're talking about what

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<v Speaker 1>if there's a cyber attach, what if there's a legit one,

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<v Speaker 1>what if the power does go down? You understand your

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store is going to close. Right Eventually, you are

0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:46.639
<v Speaker 1>going to need things. Maybe you're going to need ammunition.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna need food. Get some gold in your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold coins are always worth somethings. Just just look nothing drastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you to build a bunk or a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand feet deep in your backyard, although that be sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Basic preparations, Basic preparations, right, all right, hello, oracle. To

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<v Speaker 1>what extent may women wear flats if they travel to

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<v Speaker 1>Israel with you next July? A climb up the Mount

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<v Speaker 1>of Olives would be tough and heels, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>it if necessary. Mazzoltov tardez. Okay, one, remember I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>told you about this in a while. Next summer, next July,

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<v Speaker 1>we the Jesse Kelly show Me, Chris, Michael, the wife kids,

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<v Speaker 1>We're all going on a big Jesse Kelly expedition, like

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<v Speaker 1>a history expedition through the Holy Land. You're gonna walk

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<v Speaker 1>where Jesus walked. We're gonna go see the Roman fortress Masada.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go. We're it's a ten day trip in Israel.

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<v Speaker 1>You can come along, if you want, you can come.

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<v Speaker 1>com slash jesse that's where you go sign up for

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<v Speaker 1>that if you're interested. It's good. Look, it's gonna be sick, right,

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:58.040
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a blast. But that aside, I think

0:25:58.080 --> 0:26:02.359
<v Speaker 1>flats are probably kay in Israel. Chris, you don't think so,

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:05.919
<v Speaker 1>you know what, Chris, that's a good call. Sneakers. Remember,

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.040
<v Speaker 1>sneakers are not flats. Sneakers are not flats. Women the

0:26:10.160 --> 0:26:13.680
<v Speaker 1>great in sneakers, absolutely great in sneakers. Put those sneakers

0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:16.560
<v Speaker 1>on the ballet flats. Those are the ones you should

0:26:16.560 --> 0:26:19.480
<v Speaker 1>throw away. Anyways, when it comes to the Israel thing,

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<v Speaker 1>there's still um some debating going on within the Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>home about what I'm going to wear. I have been

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<v Speaker 1>emphatic that I want to wear one of the old

0:26:31.760 --> 0:26:35.160
<v Speaker 1>school looking shepherd outfits with the head thing on there,

0:26:35.160 --> 0:26:37.639
<v Speaker 1>and I want the big staff with the curve on

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<v Speaker 1>the end of it, and I want to I want

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<v Speaker 1>to dress like Jesus dressed as what Chris as before

0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:44.960
<v Speaker 1>you people killed him. Well, I want to dress like

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Jesus dressed while we walked through the Holy Lands. And

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>the wife says, that's so embarrassing. And she's she's freaking

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:52.920
<v Speaker 1>out and saying no, I'm not, No, you can't know,

0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:56.159
<v Speaker 1>you can't. I'm going to. I'm going to and I'm

0:26:56.200 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna wear sandals. Two what, Chris, I'm gonna get the

0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:02.040
<v Speaker 1>full experience. I want to wear sandals and I'm gonna

0:27:02.080 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 1>have that staff and the whole time on the trip,

0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:06.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll be reaching over with the hook and hooking people

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 1>with the staff and pulling them to me. It'll be great.

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 1>What Chris. Oh, that's a good point about the sandals.

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I would get sand in my toes. Okay, in my

0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 1>robe will be so long flowing you won't see the

0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:23.680
<v Speaker 1>A six sneakers I have underneath it. But I'm still

0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:27.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna have the staff. Gosh, it's gonna be sweet. Dear

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Senor Kelly, I heard you dis I heard you dis

0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:34.520
<v Speaker 1>sour cream on your show. It's clear you've never had

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:38.640
<v Speaker 1>a delicious, loaded baked potato or potato skins with crispy

0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 1>bacon and sour cream. Do you eat dry, boring baked

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:47.119
<v Speaker 1>potatoes or none at all? Listen, thank you? Well. Baked

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 1>potato is one of the lowest forms of potato right.

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:53.159
<v Speaker 1>It's right up there with mashed potato as being an

0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 1>absolutely disgusting be an adult and have tater tots or

0:27:57.080 --> 0:28:00.919
<v Speaker 1>something like that, or seasoned curlies or something. But no

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.200
<v Speaker 1>matter what it is, whether it's Mexican food or baked

0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:07.439
<v Speaker 1>potatoes or what, why would I go find cream that

0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 1>has gone bad and apply it to my food? Do

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:14.560
<v Speaker 1>you set your milk out on your doorstep for three

0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 1>days in the summer before you go in and pour

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 1>yourself a bowl of cereal sour cream? It's cream that

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>has gone bad? What's wrong with you people? I don't understand.

0:28:25.440 --> 0:28:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand this way of thinking. And don't compare.

0:28:28.800 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 1>Don't compare. Don't you dare compare sour cream to mayonnaise.

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Those are two totally different things. They taste completely different

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:39.280
<v Speaker 1>from each other. They're not the same thing at all.

0:28:40.200 --> 0:28:43.120
<v Speaker 1>All right, we only have gosh, we only have one

0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 1>segment left, one more segment of asked Doctor Jesse questions,

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 1>and then it is often to the sunset until Monday.

0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:57.120
<v Speaker 1>Hang off the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns

0:28:57.160 --> 0:29:00.520
<v Speaker 1>next segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Are you not

0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>having fun? Gosh? This is the best I just I'll

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 1>tell you, just puts me in a mood. Chris. During

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:08.440
<v Speaker 1>the break, Chris said something really hurtful. Everyone should know

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>about it. He said, I shouldn't have a board that

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:14.960
<v Speaker 1>it gives me quote too much power. That's what I

0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>have to think about it. That's what I have to

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>say about that, Chris. It's looked Chris, this board. It's

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>the greatest thing. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>in the history of radio. Changing. We are, we're changing

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:29.560
<v Speaker 1>people's lives. Alf here, Chris, all right, before I get

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:32.480
<v Speaker 1>to emails. I didn't get to I brought it up

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 1>last segment. I guess I probably should have explained a

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:40.640
<v Speaker 1>little bit more. Food. We are spoiled. We are spoiled

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 1>into thinking that food is always just a grocery store

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:47.400
<v Speaker 1>drive away. Hopefully that will always be the case. Honestly,

0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I hope that never changes, and it might never change,

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 1>but man, if you're paying attention, it really might change.

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Just get an emergency food kit, all right. My Patriot

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Supply has been doing these things for a lot long time.

0:30:01.000 --> 0:30:03.560
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to know anything about what you're doing.

0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Go to prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. They knock

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty dollars off a three month supply. Look,

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say three years that I three decades. Get

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:17.160
<v Speaker 1>a three months supply. It's two thousand calories a day

0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 1>and one hundred fifty dollars off. It's pretty tough to

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:22.880
<v Speaker 1>beat that, right, Just make sure you have a three

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 1>month food supply for everyone in your immediate home. It's

0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 1>just you just get one, right if there's four, if

0:30:29.160 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>you get four of them, but prepare with Jesse Kelly

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.720
<v Speaker 1>dot com, they're one hundred fifty dollars off. So that's

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 1>very different. Cult to beat. Food is one of those

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 1>things we've been so blessed to not have to stress that. Man,

0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:45.880
<v Speaker 1>if you pay attention to what's happened in the history

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 1>of the world and what's going on right now around

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:51.440
<v Speaker 1>the world. Ask them in Sri Lanka if they would

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 1>prefer to have a My Patriot Supply three month food kit. Yeah,

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 1>every one of them would. They're starving to death. Prepare

0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:01.560
<v Speaker 1>with Jesse Kelly dot com. All right, all right, and

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 1>now here's a headline. You know emails we didn't get

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 1>to you, doctor j Steele Kelly, the Chris what's the

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 1>V and two two eyes? I know the VS. Five,

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 1>it's seven. That's the third. I thought the third was

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:27.480
<v Speaker 1>it's v I I it's seven, doctor the seventh that

0:31:27.640 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I like that, the seventh we're going with that. Eating

0:31:30.640 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 1>a chili cheese halapino tater tots from Sonic with what

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 1>a burger ketchup and drinking a chocolate shake from Dairy

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Queen is the pinnacle of fast food achievements. I think

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 1>it could be improved if I was able to work

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 1>taco bell in somehow, but I haven't been able to

0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 1>figure out so far. Please share some of your wisdom

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:51.160
<v Speaker 1>to get me to the next level. Okay, so you

0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:56.160
<v Speaker 1>got the tots, you have what a burger ketchup? You

0:31:56.240 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 1>don't actually have a main course. So here's what you

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:02.960
<v Speaker 1>need to mix in you No, no, not a crun trap, Chris,

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>although no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, I

0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:08.360
<v Speaker 1>won't be painted as anti crunch trap. I support you

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:11.479
<v Speaker 1>in your crunch trap. Even there's no way that's kosher, Chris,

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 1>there's no way you people can't eat crun traps. Whoa, whoa,

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Someone get a hold of Chris's Rabbi. No, why anyway?

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I think what you need to mix in if we're

0:32:22.360 --> 0:32:27.400
<v Speaker 1>talking tebell here the cheesy Gordie to crunch. Make sure

0:32:27.400 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 1>you get it with extra spicy ranch. It has his

0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 1>spicy ranch inside of it. Oh gosh, that'll me. That'll

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:38.400
<v Speaker 1>maximize your fast food experience. Dear Oracle, I was just

0:32:38.440 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>getting ready to elevate you to hero status. You told

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 1>us Van Halen is overrated and the Beach Boys are better.

0:32:44.720 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Then to add insult to injury. Your very next bumper

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:51.760
<v Speaker 1>music selection was Kokomo. If not for we built this

0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 1>city might be the worst song of the rock era.

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 1>He says, listen, thank you, and of course I can

0:32:57.400 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 1>use his name. His name is Joe Cocomo. Is a

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:02.240
<v Speaker 1>great songow it don't be such a square greeting's Oracle.

0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:04.959
<v Speaker 1>In nineteen ninety six, my girlfriend went to New Jersey

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:07.840
<v Speaker 1>to have an abortion. We lived in Pennsylvania. I had

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:10.600
<v Speaker 1>to say no and that decision. But every day I

0:33:10.640 --> 0:33:13.240
<v Speaker 1>had no say in that decision. But every day I

0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:15.960
<v Speaker 1>wonder what it would be like if my child was alive. Gosh,

0:33:16.000 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 1>that's sad. Instead, I know my child was discarded as

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.440
<v Speaker 1>medical waste and is now resting in a New Jersey landfill.

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I cry often, knowing I should have a child by

0:33:25.520 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>my side, but I do not. Why don't they care

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 1>about the men that are hurt for a lifetime due

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 1>to abortion. I have an unending sense of loss because

0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>of abortion. Why are men just thrown aside in this

0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>It took both of us to create that child, he said,

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I can say his name. His name is Jeff. Jeff.

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:46.400
<v Speaker 1>My heart goes out to you, my brother. You will

0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:49.120
<v Speaker 1>see your baby again one day, my friend. As far

0:33:49.200 --> 0:33:51.360
<v Speaker 1>as why men are just chucked aside, Look, men are

0:33:51.400 --> 0:33:54.080
<v Speaker 1>chucked aside in every single part of this society now

0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:58.200
<v Speaker 1>as we have completely re engineered this society. For we've

0:33:58.240 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>decided men are evil, stupid scumbags, and women are these

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:06.240
<v Speaker 1>patron saints of everything. Even the laws are all set

0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:08.480
<v Speaker 1>up against men now. And I'll tell you what the

0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:12.239
<v Speaker 1>abortion stuff isn't It's just a disgrace. And you know

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:14.920
<v Speaker 1>what I was thinking about. I was thinking about this

0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:19.359
<v Speaker 1>last night, that we don't talk near enough about what

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>abortion has done in the black community, how it was

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:27.120
<v Speaker 1>set up specifically to attack the black community in this country,

0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 1>and it has attacked the black community for decades in

0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 1>this country. And what has happened with abortion and the

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 1>black community in America is honestly one of the worst

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:40.239
<v Speaker 1>genocides I've ever seen in the history of mankind. And

0:34:40.320 --> 0:34:43.800
<v Speaker 1>that is so sad, every single one of those precious

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:47.200
<v Speaker 1>lives gone. I just think that it's just freaking unjust

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Yo Jesse, my seven year old daughter, Liberty wants to

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:53.080
<v Speaker 1>know who caught the biggest fish on the Alaska trip.

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:55.319
<v Speaker 1>We love the show, Buddy, and it would be great

0:34:55.360 --> 0:34:57.560
<v Speaker 1>if you could play the fart sound in her honor.

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:02.720
<v Speaker 1>Dan and Liberty, you the biggest fish. I am so

0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:06.600
<v Speaker 1>upset about this. So the biggest fish we were catching.

0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Remember we were catching salmon in the rivers and halibit

0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:13.399
<v Speaker 1>out in the ocean, and we are on the final day.

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 1>We're on the final hour, I kid you not, of

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:19.680
<v Speaker 1>the final day, and up to this point in time,

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<v Speaker 1>I have caught the biggest fish. I think it was

0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:24.080
<v Speaker 1>like a fifty pound halibit. I forget exactly what it

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:26.839
<v Speaker 1>was it was. I mean, for look, hallibit get much

0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:28.799
<v Speaker 1>bigger than that, But that's a big fish. You got

0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:31.319
<v Speaker 1>a struggle getting that thing off the bottom. And I'm

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:34.120
<v Speaker 1>feeling pretty confident at this point in time that I'm

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 1>going to go home with the title well, I found

0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:41.239
<v Speaker 1>this to be very fascinating. They took a chumbag just

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 1>this like mesh bag, and they put a bunch of

0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:45.799
<v Speaker 1>fishheads and fish guts in it right when we got

0:35:45.840 --> 0:35:49.239
<v Speaker 1>to this spot, and they dropped the chumbag down with

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:52.319
<v Speaker 1>the anchor to the bottom of the ocean. I didn't

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:54.360
<v Speaker 1>think about it, but we sit in this spot for

0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:57.359
<v Speaker 1>an hour, hour and a half and there's not even

0:35:57.400 --> 0:36:00.840
<v Speaker 1>a nibble. It's just dead. So much so looking around,

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:03.680
<v Speaker 1>and we're looking at the two guides who were on

0:36:03.719 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 1>the bottom, We're thinking, we're ever gonna move. There's nothing here.

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:08.759
<v Speaker 1>We're ever gonna move. Oh gosh, why aren't we moving?

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 1>We don't move. We don't move. It don't move. And

0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:16.320
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, the boys both their poles boom,

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:19.520
<v Speaker 1>just bend in half. I mean, within two minutes of

0:36:19.520 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 1>each other. They get monsters on the ends of theirs,

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:25.880
<v Speaker 1>both of which were bigger than mine. Turns out the

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 1>experts knew what they were doing. That he explained after that,

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:31.439
<v Speaker 1>he said, listen, you gotta be patient. When you drop

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 1>a chumbag, you drop a chumbag to the bottom. What

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:38.000
<v Speaker 1>it does is the current at the bottom carries those

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 1>smells far away, the huge halibit at the bottom somewhere

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:46.120
<v Speaker 1>else will catch whiff of it and follow the smell.

0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:50.600
<v Speaker 1>They'll slowly start swimming back towards the chumbag. You might

0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:53.480
<v Speaker 1>not catch anything for two hours. Little did you know

0:36:53.840 --> 0:36:57.359
<v Speaker 1>there's a couple monsters making their way back towards you

0:36:57.360 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 1>who might bite it on the way through. Right, Pretty big, Chris,

0:37:02.320 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 1>How big were they? I have showed you the pictures,

0:37:04.000 --> 0:37:05.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't I show you a picture. I'll show you a

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:08.359
<v Speaker 1>picture after this. I would say the big ones were

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 1>I would guess four feet long, just kind of doing

0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:14.760
<v Speaker 1>this from memory. And really heavy, dude, We're talking sixty

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>seventy pounds they were. They were huge. The boys. It

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:22.360
<v Speaker 1>got so bad the boys couldn't turn the reel because

0:37:22.400 --> 0:37:24.640
<v Speaker 1>they were so heavy and they were so big. But

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:26.959
<v Speaker 1>my boys didn't want help. They wanted to know, feel

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:29.319
<v Speaker 1>like men. They were doing it themselves. So at one

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 1>point in time, my youngest had his chin on the

0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:35.240
<v Speaker 1>reel trying to use his chin to turn the reel

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:37.280
<v Speaker 1>over to get the thing up there. I'm like, step

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:40.400
<v Speaker 1>aside and let someone else have a turn. And probably,

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>in hindsight, wasn't the safest thing in the world. But

0:37:42.480 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna do? All right? I want you

0:37:46.520 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 1>to smile this weekend, enjoy your family. There's plenty of

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:53.320
<v Speaker 1>crappy news out there. There'll be plenty more crappy news

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday. Everyone knows it. It's not like we're about

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<v Speaker 1>to come out of this whole mess, Old Pee Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>and the White House is still gonna be there Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Grandma Vodka will still be the Speaker of the House.

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<v Speaker 1>Dome will still be Vice President, The Rear Admiral will

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<v Speaker 1>still be heading up transportation. So forget about all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Put your chin up. Life is good. Every day above

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<v Speaker 1>ground is a good day, all right. That's all