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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on Don't Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Remember

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Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. How

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Speaker 1: the CDC coordinated with big tech to censor Americans. This

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Speaker 1: is from Freebeacon. I'm not gonna read it. I always

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Speaker 1: found that to be very boring, but probably worth noting

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Speaker 1: that the Center for Disease Control coordinated with Twitter, Facebook, Google,

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Speaker 1: and many others so they would censor out vaccine disinformation

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Speaker 1: that all turned out to be true. All the disinformation

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Speaker 1: came from the CDC that was not censored. Instead, they

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Speaker 1: censored you. So yes, Folcie should be investigate your reaction

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Speaker 1: to Rampaul and others saying they're going to investigate you

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Speaker 1: if they take power. Well, there's no reason to do that,

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Speaker 1: but if they want to, it's way more than Falchie.

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Speaker 1: The CDC needs to be investigated. People need to go

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Speaker 1: to prison. People's lives were ruined, people's lives were ended

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Speaker 1: because of these lies. They knew they were lies, they

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Speaker 1: pushed them anyway, and they told the people who were

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Speaker 1: telling the truth to shut up. That has to be punished,

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Speaker 1: all right. I got a bunch of questions on this

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Speaker 1: final hour, Jesse. I'm struggling with something, and I don't

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Speaker 1: have any friends or relatives who I can ask for advice.

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Speaker 1: My firstborn, who's now twenty, has just a high school diploma,

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem to have much of a direction in life.

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Speaker 1: He is much like I was. I have to admit

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Speaker 1: he's very good with technology. He's using a computer. He

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Speaker 1: was using a computer before he could even read. You

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Speaker 1: cannot tell this by looking at him, because he's built

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Speaker 1: like an oak tree, but definitely not infantry material. I

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Speaker 1: am wondering whether I should talk to him about maybe

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Speaker 1: joining the LGBT Air Force and be some computer guy.

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Speaker 1: I would obviously go with him to the recruitment office,

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Speaker 1: because no one came with me when I joined the Navy.

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Speaker 1: Those were different times. What do you think I would

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Speaker 1: tell him not to mind the CRT LGBT climate talk.

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Speaker 1: But do you think it would be a good idea?

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Speaker 1: Or should I keep my mouth shut? Thanks as I

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Speaker 1: can say his name, his name as Antonio, I don't

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Speaker 1: think you should keep your mouth shut. It's your firstborn.

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Speaker 1: I think a conversation with him about doing something with

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Speaker 1: his life. Certainly ain't the under the world probably worth

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Speaker 1: noting a twenty year old who doesn't know what he

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Speaker 1: wants to do in life isn't exactly new either. I'll shoot,

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Speaker 1: I was thirty five and still didn't know what I

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Speaker 1: wanted to do in life. I was selling RVs and

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Speaker 1: didn't know whether that's what I was going to do

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Speaker 1: didn't know. I don't think that that's the end of

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Speaker 1: the world. Look, if you want to, if you want

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Speaker 1: to guide your child into this military, that's your call.

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Speaker 1: I am guiding my children away from it because of

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Speaker 1: all the LGBT, anti white to all the all that

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Speaker 1: crap that's going on, plus the vaccine mandate. My kids

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Speaker 1: aren't vaccinated. I wouldn't guide my kids into it. But

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Speaker 1: that doesn't mean I'm not trying to dissuade you from

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Speaker 1: doing so. That's your business. Here's an interesting question, Hey, Doc,

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Speaker 1: I've always been taught to never hit women, which is

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Speaker 1: a rule I live by in life. But I've always

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Speaker 1: wondered what my reaction would be if one of those large, loud,

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Speaker 1: abusive women hit me, He says, I'm five nine, about

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Speaker 1: one eighty five. I'm in decent shape from my age,

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Speaker 1: but there are many women out there who are physically

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Speaker 1: hundred pounds. They're taller, bigger shoulders, bigger arms, bigger legs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's called They're called feminists anyway, he said. Physically, they're

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Speaker 1: way bigger than I am. Said, I'm sure you've seen

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Speaker 1: women like that, seen women like that. The age old

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Speaker 1: a great thing. But does that rule apply where the

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Speaker 1: rules are reversed? Curious what the oracle's thoughts are on

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Speaker 1: the topic. I'm six eight, two thirty and I was

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Speaker 1: taught to never lay your hands on a woman, So

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Speaker 1: that's a universal, ironclad rule for me. It's just not

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Speaker 1: I've seen some of the larger, larger ladies out there,

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Speaker 1: assuming you can get some weight behind one of them punches. Look,

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Speaker 1: ironclad rule we don't lay our hands on a woman.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise you come off sounding like Sean Conry and this

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Speaker 1: classic of an old interview, an interview in which you said,

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Speaker 1: not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then,

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Speaker 1: as I remember, you said, you don't do it with

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Speaker 1: open hand. Yeah remember that? Yeah, Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 1: I haven't changed my opinion. You haven't. No, you think

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Speaker 1: it's good to slap a woman. No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's good. I think I don't think it's that bad.

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Speaker 1: I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and

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Speaker 1: if it merits it, what would merit it? Well, if

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Speaker 1: you have tried everything else, and women are pretty good

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Speaker 1: at this, they can't leave it alone. They don't They

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Speaker 1: want to have the last word, and you give them

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Speaker 1: the laugh last word, but they're not happy with the

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Speaker 1: absolutely right to give a good slap. Yeah. Absolutely, Wait

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Speaker 1: will people see this interview? Are you going to get mail?

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Speaker 1: Might get some female? That is unbelievable. Chris brought up

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Speaker 1: that old interview and I was always a Sean Conrie fan,

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Speaker 1: right because James Bond's and stuff like that and the Untouchables,

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Speaker 1: and he was such a great actor to actually went

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Speaker 1: on television and championed hitting women. That is it is

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Speaker 1: un Honestly, the first time Chris played me that, I

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Speaker 1: thought that was the most jaw dropping thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: if she's trying to get the last word, and what

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Speaker 1: are you out of your mind? What? Jesse? I listened

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Speaker 1: to your Thursday show and came across the email about

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Speaker 1: wanting a civil war. Remember I was the one who

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Speaker 1: said that's the last thing you should want. He said,

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Speaker 1: view of civil wars. Our view was generally two professional

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Speaker 1: armies facing off while maintaining the Geneva Convention. Civil wars

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Speaker 1: and revolutions tend to be chaotic affairs. A more accurate

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Speaker 1: picture would be you getting into gunfights and blood feuds

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Speaker 1: with your communist neighbors, and a civil war both sides

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Speaker 1: see the others as traders, and no one is treated

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Speaker 1: we are willing to to fight to avoid a fight.

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Speaker 1: I see what the system is doing is far worse

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Speaker 1: than civil war. They're looking to wipe out billions in

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Speaker 1: the eight years. Only a strong resistance will hold the

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Speaker 1: wolves back. He says, Listen, thank you, and I can

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Speaker 1: say his name, Rob. Look what I've said before, and

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Speaker 1: I will always maintain it. Non violent, non violent, non violent.

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Speaker 1: That this talk about civil war and revolution and uprising

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Speaker 1: in these things, Man, I know you get angry. I

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Speaker 1: get angry. You get angry and desperate about about where

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Speaker 1: we're headed and what these people are doing and why

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Speaker 1: you're doing it and you want it to stop. You

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Speaker 1: don't understand just how truly, truly terrible that would be.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever hear the tai Ping rebellion? You know what,

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Speaker 1: maybe I'll do a little history you know what, I

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Speaker 1: Tai Ping rebellion next week. I'll do it next week.

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Speaker 1: You have any idea how many Chinese people died during

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Speaker 1: the Taiping rebellion? Twenty million, twenty million people. These things

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Speaker 1: they're just more horrible than you can imagine. And things

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Speaker 1: like revolution always sound good, man. Generally, revolutions turn out really,

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Speaker 1: really badly. Russia wanted a revolution really badly to get

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Speaker 1: about fifty to sixty million of them were starved to

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Speaker 1: took over afterwards. The grass ain't always greener. Always remember

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Speaker 1: that we Americans are spoiled. We fought a revolution and

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Speaker 1: throughout history. All Right, somebody has something really mean to

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Speaker 1: say about the eagles and my potential mustache and what

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Speaker 1: it's like to own a snake, and yeah, we're all

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Speaker 1: over the place, but let's talk about something good. You know,

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Speaker 1: Tunnel to Towers came to be right after the towers fell,

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Speaker 1: and they are on a mission, have been on a

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Speaker 1: mission to do good ever since. And it's one thing

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Speaker 1: to say that, right, that sounds catchy. Oh, it sounds nice,

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Speaker 1: and their mission sounds nice. Right. Ah, They're gonna pay

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Speaker 1: off mortgages for gold Star widows and first responder families.

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Speaker 1: That sounds nice. But all the charities sound nice, what

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Speaker 1: do they actually do? I would encourage you to go

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Speaker 1: you to go look up Tunnel to Towers. Look at

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Speaker 1: When you give your money to Tunnel to Towers, it

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Speaker 1: goes exactly where they say it's going to go. All

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Speaker 1: helping widows and puppies. Many of those charities are not good.

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Speaker 1: Tunnel to Towers is wonderful, the best I've ever worked with.

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Speaker 1: a ton of time. I did think this was pretty funny, though,

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Speaker 1: you remember, I think it was last week week before

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Speaker 1: I did all the days blend together. When you're my age,

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Speaker 1: I said, with the Latino voters in this country going

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Speaker 1: with latinos. Somebody's drowning. Well, they've been flooding the country

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Speaker 1: they're just fleeing the Democratic Party. And I came on

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Speaker 1: the radio and I said, you watch, We're finally gonna

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Speaker 1: If Democrats thought illegal immigrants were voting Republican, you'd be

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Speaker 1: able to see the wall from outer space. Headline Biden

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Speaker 1: administration to complete more of Trump's border wall project. They're

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Speaker 1: grocery store is going to close. Right Eventually, you are

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Speaker 1: going to need things. Maybe you're going to need ammunition.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna need food. Get some gold in your hands.

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Speaker 1: Gold coins are always worth somethings. Just just look nothing drastic.

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you to build a bunk or a

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Speaker 1: thousand feet deep in your backyard, although that be sweet.

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Speaker 1: Basic preparations, Basic preparations, right, all right, hello, oracle. To

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Speaker 1: what extent may women wear flats if they travel to

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Speaker 1: Israel with you next July? A climb up the Mount

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Speaker 1: of Olives would be tough and heels, but I do

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Speaker 1: it if necessary. Mazzoltov tardez. Okay, one, remember I haven't

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Speaker 1: told you about this in a while. Next summer, next July,

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Speaker 1: we the Jesse Kelly show Me, Chris, Michael, the wife kids,

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Speaker 1: We're all going on a big Jesse Kelly expedition, like

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Speaker 1: a history expedition through the Holy Land. You're gonna walk

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Speaker 1: where Jesus walked. We're gonna go see the Roman fortress Masada.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go. We're it's a ten day trip in Israel.

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Speaker 1: You can come along, if you want, you can come.

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Speaker 1: You can sign up right now at Christian Expedition dot

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Speaker 1: com slash jesse that's where you go sign up for

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Speaker 1: that if you're interested. It's good. Look, it's gonna be sick, right,

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a blast. But that aside, I think

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Speaker 1: flats are probably kay in Israel. Chris, you don't think so,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Chris, that's a good call. Sneakers. Remember,

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Speaker 1: sneakers are not flats. Sneakers are not flats. Women the

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Speaker 1: great in sneakers, absolutely great in sneakers. Put those sneakers

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Speaker 1: on the ballet flats. Those are the ones you should

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Speaker 1: throw away. Anyways, when it comes to the Israel thing,

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Speaker 1: there's still um some debating going on within the Kelly

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Speaker 1: home about what I'm going to wear. I have been

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Speaker 1: emphatic that I want to wear one of the old

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Speaker 1: school looking shepherd outfits with the head thing on there,

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Speaker 1: and I want the big staff with the curve on

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Speaker 1: the end of it, and I want to I want

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Speaker 1: to dress like Jesus dressed as what Chris as before

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Speaker 1: you people killed him. Well, I want to dress like

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Speaker 1: Jesus dressed while we walked through the Holy Lands. And

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Speaker 1: the wife says, that's so embarrassing. And she's she's freaking

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Speaker 1: out and saying no, I'm not, No, you can't know,

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Speaker 1: you can't. I'm going to. I'm going to and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna wear sandals. Two what, Chris, I'm gonna get the

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Speaker 1: full experience. I want to wear sandals and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have that staff and the whole time on the trip,

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Speaker 1: I'll be reaching over with the hook and hooking people

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Speaker 1: with the staff and pulling them to me. It'll be great.

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Speaker 1: What Chris. Oh, that's a good point about the sandals.

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Speaker 1: I would get sand in my toes. Okay, in my

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Speaker 1: robe will be so long flowing you won't see the

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Speaker 1: A six sneakers I have underneath it. But I'm still

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Speaker 1: gonna have the staff. Gosh, it's gonna be sweet. Dear

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Speaker 1: Senor Kelly, I heard you dis I heard you dis

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Speaker 1: sour cream on your show. It's clear you've never had

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Speaker 1: a delicious, loaded baked potato or potato skins with crispy

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Speaker 1: bacon and sour cream. Do you eat dry, boring baked

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Speaker 1: potatoes or none at all? Listen, thank you? Well. Baked

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00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: potato is one of the lowest forms of potato right.

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Speaker 1: It's right up there with mashed potato as being an

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Speaker 1: absolutely disgusting be an adult and have tater tots or

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Speaker 1: something like that, or seasoned curlies or something. But no

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Speaker 1: matter what it is, whether it's Mexican food or baked

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Speaker 1: potatoes or what, why would I go find cream that

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Speaker 1: has gone bad and apply it to my food? Do

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00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: you set your milk out on your doorstep for three

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Speaker 1: days in the summer before you go in and pour

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Speaker 1: yourself a bowl of cereal sour cream? It's cream that

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Speaker 1: has gone bad? What's wrong with you people? I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand this way of thinking. And don't compare.

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00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: Don't compare. Don't you dare compare sour cream to mayonnaise.

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00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: Those are two totally different things. They taste completely different

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Speaker 1: from each other. They're not the same thing at all.

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Speaker 1: All right, we only have gosh, we only have one

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Speaker 1: segment left, one more segment of asked Doctor Jesse questions,

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Speaker 1: and then it is often to the sunset until Monday.

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Speaker 1: Hang off the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns

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Speaker 1: next segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Are you not

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Speaker 1: having fun? Gosh? This is the best I just I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you, just puts me in a mood. Chris. During

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Speaker 1: the break, Chris said something really hurtful. Everyone should know

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Speaker 1: about it. He said, I shouldn't have a board that

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Speaker 1: it gives me quote too much power. That's what I

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Speaker 1: have to think about it. That's what I have to

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Speaker 1: say about that, Chris. It's looked Chris, this board. It's

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Speaker 1: the greatest thing. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened

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Speaker 1: in the history of radio. Changing. We are, we're changing

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Speaker 1: people's lives. Alf here, Chris, all right, before I get

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Speaker 1: to emails. I didn't get to I brought it up

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Speaker 1: last segment. I guess I probably should have explained a

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Speaker 1: little bit more. Food. We are spoiled. We are spoiled

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Speaker 1: into thinking that food is always just a grocery store

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Speaker 1: drive away. Hopefully that will always be the case. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I hope that never changes, and it might never change,

515
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: but man, if you're paying attention, it really might change.

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Speaker 1: Just get an emergency food kit, all right. My Patriot

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00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: Supply has been doing these things for a lot long time.

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00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: You don't have to know anything about what you're doing.

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00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: Go to prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. They knock

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars off a three month supply. Look,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say three years that I three decades. Get

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Speaker 1: a three months supply. It's two thousand calories a day

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Speaker 1: and one hundred fifty dollars off. It's pretty tough to

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Speaker 1: beat that, right, Just make sure you have a three

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Speaker 1: month food supply for everyone in your immediate home. It's

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Speaker 1: just you just get one, right if there's four, if

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Speaker 1: you get four of them, but prepare with Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: dot com, they're one hundred fifty dollars off. So that's

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Speaker 1: very different. Cult to beat. Food is one of those

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Speaker 1: things we've been so blessed to not have to stress that. Man,

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Speaker 1: if you pay attention to what's happened in the history

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Speaker 1: of the world and what's going on right now around

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Speaker 1: the world. Ask them in Sri Lanka if they would

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Speaker 1: prefer to have a My Patriot Supply three month food kit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: every one of them would. They're starving to death. Prepare

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Speaker 1: with Jesse Kelly dot com. All right, all right, and

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00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: now here's a headline. You know emails we didn't get

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Speaker 1: to you, doctor j Steele Kelly, the Chris what's the

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Speaker 1: V and two two eyes? I know the VS. Five,

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Speaker 1: it's seven. That's the third. I thought the third was

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Speaker 1: it's v I I it's seven, doctor the seventh that

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Speaker 1: I like that, the seventh we're going with that. Eating

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Speaker 1: a chili cheese halapino tater tots from Sonic with what

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Speaker 1: a burger ketchup and drinking a chocolate shake from Dairy

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Speaker 1: Queen is the pinnacle of fast food achievements. I think

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Speaker 1: it could be improved if I was able to work

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Speaker 1: taco bell in somehow, but I haven't been able to

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Speaker 1: figure out so far. Please share some of your wisdom

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Speaker 1: to get me to the next level. Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: got the tots, you have what a burger ketchup? You

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00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: don't actually have a main course. So here's what you

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00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: need to mix in you No, no, not a crun trap, Chris,

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00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: although no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, I

554
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: won't be painted as anti crunch trap. I support you

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00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,479
Speaker 1: in your crunch trap. Even there's no way that's kosher, Chris,

556
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: there's no way you people can't eat crun traps. Whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: Someone get a hold of Chris's Rabbi. No, why anyway?

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00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: I think what you need to mix in if we're

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Speaker 1: talking tebell here the cheesy Gordie to crunch. Make sure

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Speaker 1: you get it with extra spicy ranch. It has his

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Speaker 1: spicy ranch inside of it. Oh gosh, that'll me. That'll

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Speaker 1: maximize your fast food experience. Dear Oracle, I was just

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Speaker 1: getting ready to elevate you to hero status. You told

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Speaker 1: us Van Halen is overrated and the Beach Boys are better.

565
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: Then to add insult to injury. Your very next bumper

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Speaker 1: music selection was Kokomo. If not for we built this

567
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: city might be the worst song of the rock era.

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Speaker 1: He says, listen, thank you, and of course I can

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Speaker 1: use his name. His name is Joe Cocomo. Is a

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Speaker 1: great songow it don't be such a square greeting's Oracle.

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Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety six, my girlfriend went to New Jersey

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Speaker 1: to have an abortion. We lived in Pennsylvania. I had

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Speaker 1: to say no and that decision. But every day I

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Speaker 1: had no say in that decision. But every day I

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Speaker 1: wonder what it would be like if my child was alive. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: that's sad. Instead, I know my child was discarded as

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Speaker 1: medical waste and is now resting in a New Jersey landfill.

578
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: I cry often, knowing I should have a child by

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Speaker 1: my side, but I do not. Why don't they care

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Speaker 1: about the men that are hurt for a lifetime due

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Speaker 1: to abortion. I have an unending sense of loss because

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Speaker 1: of abortion. Why are men just thrown aside in this

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Speaker 1: It took both of us to create that child, he said,

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Speaker 1: I can say his name. His name is Jeff. Jeff.

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Speaker 1: My heart goes out to you, my brother. You will

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Speaker 1: see your baby again one day, my friend. As far

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Speaker 1: as why men are just chucked aside, Look, men are

588
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Speaker 1: chucked aside in every single part of this society now

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Speaker 1: as we have completely re engineered this society. For we've

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Speaker 1: decided men are evil, stupid scumbags, and women are these

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Speaker 1: patron saints of everything. Even the laws are all set

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Speaker 1: up against men now. And I'll tell you what the

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Speaker 1: abortion stuff isn't It's just a disgrace. And you know

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Speaker 1: what I was thinking about. I was thinking about this

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Speaker 1: last night, that we don't talk near enough about what

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Speaker 1: abortion has done in the black community, how it was

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Speaker 1: set up specifically to attack the black community in this country,

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Speaker 1: and it has attacked the black community for decades in

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Speaker 1: this country. And what has happened with abortion and the

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Speaker 1: black community in America is honestly one of the worst

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Speaker 1: genocides I've ever seen in the history of mankind. And

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00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 1: that is so sad, every single one of those precious

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Speaker 1: lives gone. I just think that it's just freaking unjust

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Speaker 1: Yo Jesse, my seven year old daughter, Liberty wants to

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Speaker 1: know who caught the biggest fish on the Alaska trip.

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Speaker 1: We love the show, Buddy, and it would be great

607
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Speaker 1: if you could play the fart sound in her honor.

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Speaker 1: Dan and Liberty, you the biggest fish. I am so

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Speaker 1: upset about this. So the biggest fish we were catching.

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Speaker 1: Remember we were catching salmon in the rivers and halibit

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Speaker 1: out in the ocean, and we are on the final day.

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Speaker 1: We're on the final hour, I kid you not, of

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Speaker 1: the final day, and up to this point in time,

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Speaker 1: I have caught the biggest fish. I think it was

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Speaker 1: like a fifty pound halibit. I forget exactly what it

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Speaker 1: was it was. I mean, for look, hallibit get much

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Speaker 1: bigger than that, But that's a big fish. You got

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Speaker 1: a struggle getting that thing off the bottom. And I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling pretty confident at this point in time that I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go home with the title well, I found

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Speaker 1: this to be very fascinating. They took a chumbag just

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Speaker 1: this like mesh bag, and they put a bunch of

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Speaker 1: fishheads and fish guts in it right when we got

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Speaker 1: to this spot, and they dropped the chumbag down with

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Speaker 1: the anchor to the bottom of the ocean. I didn't

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Speaker 1: think about it, but we sit in this spot for

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Speaker 1: an hour, hour and a half and there's not even

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00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: a nibble. It's just dead. So much so looking around,

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Speaker 1: and we're looking at the two guides who were on

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Speaker 1: the bottom, We're thinking, we're ever gonna move. There's nothing here.

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Speaker 1: We're ever gonna move. Oh gosh, why aren't we moving?

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Speaker 1: We don't move. We don't move. It don't move. And

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the boys both their poles boom,

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Speaker 1: just bend in half. I mean, within two minutes of

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Speaker 1: each other. They get monsters on the ends of theirs,

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Speaker 1: both of which were bigger than mine. Turns out the

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Speaker 1: experts knew what they were doing. That he explained after that,

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Speaker 1: he said, listen, you gotta be patient. When you drop

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Speaker 1: a chumbag, you drop a chumbag to the bottom. What

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Speaker 1: it does is the current at the bottom carries those

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Speaker 1: smells far away, the huge halibit at the bottom somewhere

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Speaker 1: else will catch whiff of it and follow the smell.

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Speaker 1: They'll slowly start swimming back towards the chumbag. You might

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Speaker 1: not catch anything for two hours. Little did you know

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Speaker 1: there's a couple monsters making their way back towards you

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Speaker 1: who might bite it on the way through. Right, Pretty big, Chris,

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Speaker 1: How big were they? I have showed you the pictures,

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Speaker 1: didn't I show you a picture. I'll show you a

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Speaker 1: picture after this. I would say the big ones were

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Speaker 1: I would guess four feet long, just kind of doing

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Speaker 1: this from memory. And really heavy, dude, We're talking sixty

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Speaker 1: seventy pounds they were. They were huge. The boys. It

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Speaker 1: got so bad the boys couldn't turn the reel because

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Speaker 1: they were so heavy and they were so big. But

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Speaker 1: my boys didn't want help. They wanted to know, feel

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Speaker 1: like men. They were doing it themselves. So at one

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Speaker 1: point in time, my youngest had his chin on the

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Speaker 1: reel trying to use his chin to turn the reel

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Speaker 1: over to get the thing up there. I'm like, step

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Speaker 1: aside and let someone else have a turn. And probably,

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Speaker 1: in hindsight, wasn't the safest thing in the world. But

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? All right? I want you

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Speaker 1: to smile this weekend, enjoy your family. There's plenty of

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Speaker 1: crappy news out there. There'll be plenty more crappy news

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Speaker 1: on Monday. Everyone knows it. It's not like we're about

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Speaker 1: to come out of this whole mess, Old Pee Paul,

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Speaker 1: and the White House is still gonna be there Monday.

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Speaker 1: Grandma Vodka will still be the Speaker of the House.

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Speaker 1: Dome will still be Vice President, The Rear Admiral will

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Speaker 1: still be heading up transportation. So forget about all that.

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Speaker 1: Put your chin up. Life is good. Every day above

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Speaker 1: ground is a good day, all right. That's all