WEBVTT - Why are we so Obsessed with Slime?

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to Part Time Genius, the production of Kaleidoscope

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<v Speaker 2>What's that mano?

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<v Speaker 1>So you know how sometimes after it rains you see

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<v Speaker 1>snails on the ground, uh huh. And you know how

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you pick up those snails and collect that trail

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<v Speaker 1>of clear, slimy stuff they leave behind and rub it

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<v Speaker 1>all over your face as a moisturizer.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're like fifteen seconds into this episode and you

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<v Speaker 2>have already lost me. Is that actually a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Well, I don't know about the DIY version of it,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's definitely a whole industry around snail musin and

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, snail slime might be our most valuable of

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<v Speaker 1>the slimes. If you're going to put money in slime,

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<v Speaker 1>it is probably the top slime to put money into

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<v Speaker 1>right now. But some forecasters believe that the market for

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<v Speaker 1>snail slime beauty products will actually top seven hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>seventy million dollars in the next year, and that's in

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<v Speaker 1>the US alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's more than we brought in in advertising for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that amazing? I can't believe we've been stepping over

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<v Speaker 2>this primost line for all these years.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's embarrassing, but from smearing it on our

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<v Speaker 1>faces in the name of beauty to getting it dumped

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<v Speaker 1>on our heads on kids shows in the name of comedy,

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<v Speaker 1>Today's episode is all about trying to figure out why

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<v Speaker 1>humans are so obsessed with slime.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's dive in. Welcome back to Part Time Genius. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Will and as always, I'm here with my good friend Mango,

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<v Speaker 2>and somewhere back behind that big booth is our pal Dylan,

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<v Speaker 2>who many of you know Moonlights is a snail beauty

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<v Speaker 2>influencer because of his beautiful dewey scan. We were just

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<v Speaker 2>talking about it before we started recording.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we get it, Dylan. Your skin is beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>and glowing. You're better than us, all of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's move on. I'm getting I'm getting upset. But Mango, what,

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<v Speaker 2>why are we talking about slime today again?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, in addition to complimenting Dylan, it's it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>a weird topic. But you know, I live in Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>right and we have this little fence in backyard and

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason there's a hole in the fence and

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<v Speaker 1>it was there when we moved in. But it's great

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<v Speaker 1>because our kids, and the neighbors kids use it to

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<v Speaker 1>sneak over to each other's houses. So I'll throw my

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<v Speaker 1>kids in the backyard and suddenly they're like three more

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<v Speaker 1>kids playing in the backyard with them. And it's really

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and kind of Americana to me. But we have

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<v Speaker 1>this one little neighbor, Yuki, and when it rains, he

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<v Speaker 1>comes over in his little raincoat and he just goes

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<v Speaker 1>snail hunting in our flower beds. Yuki is just the best. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>even does this like little hand civil for snails. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, have you ever seen this? Okay, he does that,

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<v Speaker 1>and so partly that and then part of the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that Ruby is just on an age where like kids

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<v Speaker 1>are always playing with slime and making slime at home

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<v Speaker 1>because of like science or something. It's just around my

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<v Speaker 1>house all the time, and I hate it, Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>hate slime so much, so I wanted to do this

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<v Speaker 1>episode to try to understand why slime exists and why

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<v Speaker 1>some humans are so attracted to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, I want to go back, though, Why do you

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<v Speaker 2>hate slime so much?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it sounds fussy, but I don't like my

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<v Speaker 1>hands being like wet and sticky, right right? I like putty,

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<v Speaker 1>like silly putty. I can get behind it and you

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<v Speaker 1>can bounce it, you can transfer images, it can erase stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know it's not slime.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we're going to change this episode is now

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<v Speaker 2>about putty. Now I'm actually glad we sort of that.

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<v Speaker 2>But because you've done a lot of thinking about this,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe we should start with what slime is, like what

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<v Speaker 2>counts as slime.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so slime is a pretty broad term. Even scientists

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<v Speaker 1>will use the word slime without specifying exactly what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's basically anything that's kind of saw and creepily fluid.

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<v Speaker 1>So in nature, slimes act as one of three things.

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<v Speaker 1>They can be a lubricant or a barrier, or they

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<v Speaker 1>can be in adhesive. And one really common slime is

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<v Speaker 1>egg white or albumin, which is a hydrogel. So egg

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<v Speaker 1>whites are actually ninety percent water, and they provide protein

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<v Speaker 1>and water for bird embryos and also cushioning inside the egg.

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<v Speaker 1>But one of the most important things they do is

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<v Speaker 1>that they act like a firewall against microbes. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually this very sophisticated thing, and human embryos are protected

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<v Speaker 1>by a similar a very similar slime, amniotic fluid. It's

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<v Speaker 1>strange to think about, but yeah, I guess that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean kids are born, they're basically covered in egg white. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean for century, slime was especially associated with women

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<v Speaker 1>because of pregnancy and childbirth.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of that weird extension of those four humors and those

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<v Speaker 1>old theories like blood and phlegm and bile. Plus there's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously all this ignorance about women's anatomy. But slime plays

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<v Speaker 1>this weird role in our imagination because it's almost this

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<v Speaker 1>boundary between health and sickness, right Like, on one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>it can be this protective layer and on the other

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<v Speaker 1>hand excessive puss or mucus, which are also slime's signal

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<v Speaker 1>disease to us. And in fact, I can read you

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<v Speaker 1>this little quote from a book by Suzanne Wedlock. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called Slime and Natural History. She says, humans are quote

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<v Speaker 1>probably hardwired to find signs of their own mortality and

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<v Speaker 1>animality disgusting and to shrink from contamination.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so we're kind of hardwired to be grossed

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<v Speaker 2>out by slime. But I feel like that's definitely changed

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<v Speaker 2>some over the years, and we now have a working

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<v Speaker 2>definition of slime. So why don't we get back to

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<v Speaker 2>that slimy gold you were talking about at this start.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is snail musin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this is really cool and probably the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that makes me like snails so much more. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>snails secrete slime is actually for movement. I always thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like this disgusting evolutionary mistake, but snail

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<v Speaker 1>slime is also referred to is pedal mucus because snails

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<v Speaker 1>use it to move. They're basically generating their own waves

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<v Speaker 1>or surfing them in slow motion. So snails are they're

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<v Speaker 1>basically like surfing their own.

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<v Speaker 2>Snot Yeah, that is awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to read you the exact quote from Wedland's

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<v Speaker 1>book because it's so fun. A series of contractions sends

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<v Speaker 1>numerous little waves across their souls. Every elevation presses directly

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<v Speaker 1>on the slime below, causing its molecular framework to break

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<v Speaker 1>or shift. If the pressure is strong enough. The snail

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<v Speaker 1>foot then glides on the more fluid slime. Once the

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<v Speaker 1>wave has passed, the pressure abates and the molecular framework recovers.

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<v Speaker 1>The slime hardens again, and the snail foot pushes away

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<v Speaker 1>until the next surge.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so that's why snails make their slime, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still missing this leap of why people are scooping it

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<v Speaker 2>up and putting it on their faces.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, snail musin has actually been used in Asian beauty

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<v Speaker 1>products for years, but it got super trendy in global

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<v Speaker 1>skincare around twenty seventeen. Advocates say snail musin hydrates the

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<v Speaker 1>skin and reduces wrinkles, but you know, the science on

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of mixed. But whether or not it works,

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<v Speaker 1>there's been a huge boom in the snail slime industry

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<v Speaker 1>or hellicic culture I guess it's called that wasn't familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>In Italy, there are more than four thousand snail farms

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<v Speaker 1>and they've seen a forty six percent increase in snail

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<v Speaker 1>slime in the last ten months, all due to demand

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<v Speaker 1>from the cosmetics industry.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I will say I think when people hear

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<v Speaker 2>cosmetics industry and they hear animals of any kind, we

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<v Speaker 2>do get a little bit concerned. For good reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, the industry doesn't have the best track record,

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<v Speaker 1>but several companies say they've actually developed processes to extract

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<v Speaker 1>the slime that doesn't injure the snails. So there's a

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<v Speaker 1>South Korean company it's called cause RX, and they say, quote,

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<v Speaker 1>the snails are placed over a mesh in a dark

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<v Speaker 1>and quiet room for about thirty minutes. The snails are

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<v Speaker 1>left alone to freely roam the net, leaving musin in

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<v Speaker 1>their trails. There's no external process applied to the snails

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<v Speaker 1>or the mesh to force muse and production.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had this great mental image when you said

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<v Speaker 2>the snails are free to roam the net, surfing, turfing

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<v Speaker 2>the web, the darkness. Yeah, exactly, all right, Well, so

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<v Speaker 2>far slime is three for three and it protects fetuses,

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<v Speaker 2>you can surf it, and you can wear it on

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<v Speaker 2>your face, which I know people are looking for things

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<v Speaker 2>to put on their face. So one thing I'm kind

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<v Speaker 2>of fascinated by recently is slimy foods.

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<v Speaker 1>Though so things like okra.

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<v Speaker 2>I love some good slimy ochre, I actually really do.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also things like Nato, which is a Japanese

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<v Speaker 2>fermented soybean that's delicious when you eat it with rice,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's very gooey, and in fact, that guy texture

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of common in Japanese food. You find it

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<v Speaker 2>in stuff like seaweed and mountain yam, and the Japanese

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<v Speaker 2>have a word for it. It's neba neba, which translates

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<v Speaker 2>to sticky or slimy, and it's it is supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be on a monopoia for the noise your mouth makes

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<v Speaker 2>while enjoying these slimy foods.

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<v Speaker 1>Never neva, never neva.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's definitely fun to say. All right, well you

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<v Speaker 2>keep working on your neva's. Let's take a quick ad break.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Part Time Genius where we're talking slime,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think it's time to veer into slime of

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<v Speaker 2>pop culture because of course it's one of the most

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<v Speaker 2>popular places where we encounter slime. You'll see these in

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<v Speaker 2>TV and movies. Of course, there's Ghostbusters with Slimer, that

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<v Speaker 2>green floating slime.

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<v Speaker 1>Who became such a fan favorite. I mostly remember him

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<v Speaker 1>from High Seed Juice Box.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Slimer was such a big deal in here, like

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<v Speaker 2>like Todd It was like Michael Jordan's Slimer Madonna, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. It was just Slimer was a

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<v Speaker 2>big deal. And then there's the Blob, which features, of

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<v Speaker 2>course a blob, this expanding, massive red gelatinous material which

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<v Speaker 2>just grows and it eats, and it like pulls human

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<v Speaker 2>victims into itself from all directions. And some of this

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<v Speaker 2>imagery actually goes back to the nineteen thirties. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>writers like HP Lovecraft and Corell Chappek, and they actually

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<v Speaker 2>who wrote War with the Newts.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I feel like I read a good bit

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<v Speaker 1>in college, and I'm not familiar with that literature.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to do a little bit more reading. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's about slimy neutes that quote wage war on

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<v Speaker 2>humanity and strive toward world domination. It's famous because it's

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<v Speaker 2>basically this allegory, Like what you find out is the

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<v Speaker 2>Newts were peaceful and kind until humans started abusing. So Cheppek,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, was writing this in nineteen thirty six Czechoslovakia,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's basically about fascism. So you saw that coming

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<v Speaker 2>right clearly about that. Yeah, And of course there's this

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<v Speaker 2>slime from Nickelodeon, which we knew we had to get

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<v Speaker 2>to at some point, which is actually kind of messed

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<v Speaker 2>up when you hear the origin story. I did not

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<v Speaker 2>know this origin story before this, Yeah, but it's actually

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<v Speaker 2>messed up in a fun way, I promise. So back

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<v Speaker 2>in nineteen seventy nine, which side note the ar you

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<v Speaker 2>and I were both born, You Can't Do That on

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<v Speaker 2>television premiered in Canada and it was such a big

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<v Speaker 2>hit that Nickelodeon picked it up. But in a twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twelve interview with Vulture, co creator Jeffrey Darby explained that

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<v Speaker 2>the slime was actually a total accident. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you remember this, but there was this funny dungeon

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<v Speaker 2>set on the show. Do you remember this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I do. When Cable and Nickelodeon came to our

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood in third grade, all the kids in our neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>were completely obsessed totally that and doubledare h Double?

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<v Speaker 2>There? For sure? That was another show with slime. But

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<v Speaker 2>back to You Can't Do That on television, the set

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<v Speaker 2>had a chain hanging down, and the whole day they

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<v Speaker 2>were shooting, there was this running joke between producers where

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<v Speaker 2>they'd say, whatever you do, kids, don't pull on the chain.

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<v Speaker 2>So as bits go. Eventually someone decided to commit and

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<v Speaker 2>they went to the cafeteria asked for all the day's

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<v Speaker 2>plate scrappings. They collected these all in one bucket, and

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<v Speaker 2>their play was to dump it on a kid when

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<v Speaker 2>he or she inevitably pulled the.

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<v Speaker 1>Chain because you know, as we both know, when you

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<v Speaker 1>tell a kid not to do something, he or she

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much has to do it. Of course, so slime

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<v Speaker 1>was originally just food scraps.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they actually ran out of time to shoot the

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<v Speaker 2>scene that day, and you can't go to overtime with kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, but you can dump food scraps.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet that seems to be seems to be fine, So

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<v Speaker 2>they come back the next week to get the shot.

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<v Speaker 2>But the prop guys like, I didn't get a new

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<v Speaker 2>bucket of food slop. I just have the old one

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<v Speaker 2>from last week. And we all know what happens to

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<v Speaker 2>a bucket of food slop if you leave it backstage

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<v Speaker 2>for a week, it turns it a compost. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it got all green and gooey and moldy. And I

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<v Speaker 2>guess this is because it was the eighties and they

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<v Speaker 2>actually dumped this gooey mold on a child and it

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<v Speaker 2>got such positive response from Nickelodeon that they wrote a

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<v Speaker 2>show with nothing but slime in it. And that's how

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<v Speaker 2>Nickelodeon's Greens was invented.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm guessing they've changed that recipe over the years.

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<v Speaker 2>They did just a little bit. Yeah, it's proprietary, so

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<v Speaker 2>we don't know exactly what it is. But Darby says

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<v Speaker 2>it's all edible and non toxic, so that's good. But

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<v Speaker 2>he also has this really insightful thing to say about

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<v Speaker 2>the nature of sliming someone. So here's what he had

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<v Speaker 2>to say. Slime is a leveler. It's violent, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>not violence. It's safe. That's why it resonated with kids.

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<v Speaker 2>You're pulling these people who are on pedestals down green

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<v Speaker 2>Slime was about trying to give this come upance to

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<v Speaker 2>kids on TV so audiences at home wouldn't feel so

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<v Speaker 2>jealous of them. And of course plenty of adults started

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<v Speaker 2>getting slimed too.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's something I actually hadn't thought of, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you get all the fun of dropping something on someone's

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<v Speaker 1>head looney Tune style, but because it's slime, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>an anvil, and no one's getting hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of a great evolution for comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it kind of reminds me of this one journalist

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<v Speaker 2>what he said about the prevalence of slame and more

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<v Speaker 2>adult movies, especially in the nineteen eighties. Also, it captures

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<v Speaker 2>these feelings of uncertainty of the times, like I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>honestly even like fears of radioactive threats.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, slime is I guess pretty versatile in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>what he plays on at philosophically, here's something that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fun. Did you know mid pandemic? HuffPo actually looked

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<v Speaker 1>into claims that slime has mental health benefits and it's

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<v Speaker 1>something I've seen more and more like this idea that

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<v Speaker 1>we like slime because it's both distracting and calming. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>HuffPo talked to Jack Turbin, who's a doctor and chief

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<v Speaker 1>Fellow and Child and Adolescent Psychiatry at Stanford and while

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<v Speaker 1>he said he's not aware of any peer reviewed studies

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the impact of slime on mental health, things

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<v Speaker 1>like slime and putty have interesting textures which make it

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<v Speaker 1>easier to capture our attention and draw ourselves into our senses,

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<v Speaker 1>which can make it easier to take a moment away

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<v Speaker 1>from our thoughts and anxieties about the past or future.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's not the only one who thinks this. There's

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<v Speaker 1>this author Britney Johnson, who's also a licensed mental health counselor,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said soothing sounds and soft textures have been

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<v Speaker 1>known to be a great coping skill for people of

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<v Speaker 1>all ages. Touching slime can actually trigger calming signals in

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<v Speaker 1>your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>That is pretty interesting. So it feels like one minute

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<v Speaker 2>you're catching slime in a ghost trap and the next

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<v Speaker 2>minute you're squeezing him like a therapy dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a wet green you can see therapy dog. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, slime has plenty of negative connotations too, Like

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<v Speaker 2>we've talked a little bit about the health benefits and

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<v Speaker 2>nature our mental health, I guess, and possibly magically deaging

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<v Speaker 2>your skin like your Benjamin button. But slime is still gross,

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<v Speaker 2>and especially when you're talking about pink slime.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd actually forgotten about pink slime and food, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what it is exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So, pink slime has an official name. It's called lean

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<v Speaker 2>Finely Trimmed Beef or LFTB, and in the nineteen nineties

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<v Speaker 2>it was in a ton of pre made beef patties

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<v Speaker 2>in the US. And the term pink slime was actually

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<v Speaker 2>coined by a micro biologist named Gerald Zernstein in two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and two, but most of us became aware of

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<v Speaker 2>pink slime from the two thousand and eight documentary Food Ink.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember all the noise it made.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just remember like thinking at the time it

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<v Speaker 1>was so gross. It was on like magazine covers and things.

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<v Speaker 2>Everywhere everywhere, and it's not appetizing. I mean, pink slime

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<v Speaker 2>got a lot of bad press for that. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a two thousand and nine New York Times expos and

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<v Speaker 2>it reported that BPI, the company who made LFTB, had

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<v Speaker 2>been lowering the levels of ammonium hydroxide it used to

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<v Speaker 2>treat it in response to complaints of the strong ammonious

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<v Speaker 2>smell in meat. But the reduction of ammonium hydroxide caused

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<v Speaker 2>several batches of burger destined for school lunches to test

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<v Speaker 2>positive for E. Coli and salmonella.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's this twenty twelve ABC News report that ran

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<v Speaker 2>about LFTB. BPI eventually sued ABC and its parent company,

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<v Speaker 2>Disney for defamation, but the damage was done by that point,

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<v Speaker 2>so grocery chains said they would know longer carry pink slime.

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<v Speaker 2>Sales plummeted for maybe five million pounds per week to

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<v Speaker 2>less than two million pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, pink slime is legitimately disgusting. Be careful, though,

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<v Speaker 1>because we don't want to get sued, so don't tell

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<v Speaker 1>see too much. Yeah, I mean, pink slime is delicious

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<v Speaker 1>right right in Cereal. But I think we're allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>safely say that sea snot is gross? Is that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know what sea snot is,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, sure, I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Sea snot are these thick, slimy, gray brown sheets known

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<v Speaker 1>as marine mucilage, and they are made of dead and

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<v Speaker 1>living organic material, but a lot of it is phytoplankton.

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<v Speaker 1>And these microscopic algae usually help fill the ocean waters

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<v Speaker 1>with oxygen, but when they're stressed, they can grow out

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<v Speaker 1>of control and produce this sticky mucus like substance that

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<v Speaker 1>can span miles. In twenty twenty one, turkeys Marmara sea.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually overrun with sea snot, boosted by global

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<v Speaker 1>warming and also from an overload of pollutants like wastewater

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<v Speaker 1>and also pesticides.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh goodness, so ce snot could talk, it would probably

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<v Speaker 2>say stop dumping poison on me, and I'll chill out

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, it's funny you say that, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>something we tend to do with slimes, right, Like we

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<v Speaker 1>treat them like they're sentient. And it seems like we've

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<v Speaker 1>done this for a while. So back in nineteen seventy three,

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<v Speaker 1>a woman in Garland, Texas named Marie Harris, she found

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<v Speaker 1>a mysterious slime oozing from the ground in her backyard,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said it was reddish and foamy, it had

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<v Speaker 1>this black mucus inside when it was punctured, and it

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<v Speaker 1>also released this purple goo, so really really gross, And

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<v Speaker 1>eventually she hacks it in half with a garden hoe,

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<v Speaker 1>but two days later it's back, and it's doubled in size,

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<v Speaker 1>and over the course of a couple of weeks it

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<v Speaker 1>grew to sixteen times its original size.

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<v Speaker 2>It definitely makes it sound like it's a lie, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And a Dallas paper called it, quote the brooding and

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<v Speaker 1>inscrutable organism, and it set off this minor media frenzy,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course rumors start to spread that it had

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<v Speaker 1>come from outer space, and it turns out it was

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<v Speaker 1>just a slime mold, which you know, is gross, but

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<v Speaker 1>soil dwelling amiba, these brainless, single celled organisms that you

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<v Speaker 1>see growing on forest litter and decaying wood. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>slime molts don't have brains, but they actually are kind

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<v Speaker 1>of smart mango, So how do you mean, Well, like

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<v Speaker 1>you said, they don't have a brain, but slime molds

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<v Speaker 1>can make really strange and sophisticated shapes, including.

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<v Speaker 2>Add this to the list, a replica of the Tokyo

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<v Speaker 2>subway system. I mean that's pretty smart. They connect it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is actually true. A group of researchers

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<v Speaker 2>from the Hokkaido University in Japan placed FI serum policy fallum.

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<v Speaker 2>Say it with me now, FI serum policyfallus in a

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<v Speaker 2>petri dish scattered with oat flakes, and they sprinkled the

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<v Speaker 2>food scraps in a pattern meant to replicate the locations

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<v Speaker 2>of some of the most visited sites in Tokyo. So

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<v Speaker 2>first the slime mold size grew exponentially, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>branched out, and then the the size of the branches

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<v Speaker 2>started to shrink and eventually recreated this complex, interconnected network

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<v Speaker 2>made of slimes that looks almost exactly like the Tokyo

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<v Speaker 2>subway system.

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<v Speaker 1>See super smart, which is cool, but it also sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you can just like mold slime molds to look

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<v Speaker 1>like art or architecture.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, it's so easy to endow this inanimate

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<v Speaker 2>growth with intention. Actually, the original the Blob movie from

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen fifty eight was probably inspired by slime molds because

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<v Speaker 2>it's fun to imagine that the slime is actually thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's just a movie. It's not like slime can

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<v Speaker 2>actually become aware and kill people, so you can relax.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Actually, in twenty sixteen, there's a mass migration of

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<v Speaker 1>snails that left a trail of slime on a German

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<v Speaker 1>motorway and it caused a car crash. Or I guess

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<v Speaker 1>a car surfing out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of control always comes back to the snails.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's one other thing about snail slim. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say, snails actually leave molecular messages, were potential mating

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<v Speaker 1>partners in their trails, So it's not only a wave,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like uh tinder for snails.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's pretty awesome. All right, Well, we've got a

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<v Speaker 2>few more facts to get to, but before that, let's

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<v Speaker 2>take a quick break. Welcome back to part time Genius,

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<v Speaker 2>where we're still talking slime. Mengo and you know who

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<v Speaker 2>loves slime mango cool youths.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool youths is not what they call themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. They don't talk to me, but cool

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<v Speaker 2>youth do love slime. In twenty seventeen, everyone on the

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<v Speaker 2>Internet was trying to make their own slime. According to Google,

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<v Speaker 2>the number one how to question of the year was

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<v Speaker 2>how to make slime. Slime is even part of the

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<v Speaker 2>cool youth secret internet slang mango.

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<v Speaker 1>The more you say it, the cooler. And yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, cool youth.

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<v Speaker 2>Because everyone was so obsessed with making slime, a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of these slime tutorial videos popped up on YouTube. So

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<v Speaker 2>now when someone uploads a bootleg of a popular movie,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll put in a slime tutorial in the title to

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<v Speaker 2>bury the bootleg and a sea of legit slime tutorial videos.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's I guess pretty smart because YouTube's much

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<v Speaker 1>less likely to find and take down those videos. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so if you type like slime tutorial and for instance,

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<v Speaker 2>mean Girls, you might get a bootleg of Mean Girl's

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<v Speaker 2>movie musical. Not that we're condoning bootlegs. I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>that was interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course we're not. But as far as slime's involvement.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty incredible that people are so obsessed with it,

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<v Speaker 1>and slime tutorials are so prevalent that it's a good

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<v Speaker 1>hiding place for like illegal recordings of comad movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I gotta say that, after all these

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<v Speaker 2>impressive slime facts, I have one remaining question, and that

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<v Speaker 2>is what can't slime do?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's a good cue for one of our old

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<v Speaker 1>fashioned fact offs.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I kick this off?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know that slime has actually been to space?

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<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty, Nickelodeons sent about two leaders of slime

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<v Speaker 2>to the International Space Station, where astronauts played with it

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<v Speaker 2>to figure out how slime acts in weightless environments. That's

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<v Speaker 2>actually so cool that they got to do this. According

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<v Speaker 2>to Nickelodeon, scientists shot it out of a giant syringe,

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<v Speaker 2>popped a giant slime balloon, and plopped it on the

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<v Speaker 2>ground to see if it would break apart and create

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<v Speaker 2>a mess or stay clung together, Which is a super

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<v Speaker 2>fun way to get kids interested in how materials react

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<v Speaker 2>in these microgravity environments.

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<v Speaker 1>It's made me change my stance on slime. Now we

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<v Speaker 1>can play with it in space.

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<v Speaker 2>All they want.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's a gross one. I'm not sure if you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen a hagfish. Have you ever thing?

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>There are these like eel like creatures. There are delicacy

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<v Speaker 1>in some parts of the world. But one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most amazing things about hagfish is the way that they

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<v Speaker 1>create an enormous amount of slime. So this is according

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<v Speaker 1>to The Atlantic science writer Ed Yong, hagfish produced slime

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<v Speaker 1>the way humans produce opinions, he said, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>great line. But according to Yong, basically, when they're scared

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<v Speaker 1>or stressed, they release a teaspoon of gunk, and in

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<v Speaker 1>a fraction of a second, when that mixes with water,

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<v Speaker 1>it expands ten thousand times and that single teaspoon can

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<v Speaker 1>fill buckets. Wow, that goog can actually protect hagfish from

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<v Speaker 1>sharks because it stops them from being able to like

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<v Speaker 1>breathe I guess. But there's actually a photo of Yong's

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<v Speaker 1>Atlantic piece when a truck full of hagfish overturned and

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<v Speaker 1>they spilled on a road in South Korea, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a car that's just covered in gunk. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>it is like slimed and it can't move. It is

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<v Speaker 1>so funny and so horrific, you have to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely have to see that. All right, here's another

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<v Speaker 2>quick one. So toy slime first became a thing in

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<v Speaker 2>the nineteen seventies, and in nineteen seventy six Mattel released

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<v Speaker 2>the first line. It was called Slime and it was

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<v Speaker 2>sold in these little trash cans. I feel like it

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<v Speaker 2>was sold in trash cans for years, right like, even

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<v Speaker 2>when we were kids. And from there it slowly got

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<v Speaker 2>incorporated into other nineteen eighties franchises, from Masters of the

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<v Speaker 2>Universe to of course Ghostbusters. But my favorite slime toy,

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<v Speaker 2>which I first learned about doing through you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of research sought on Wikipedia, there's this board

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<v Speaker 2>game called Slime Monster, and the rules are amazing. So

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<v Speaker 2>let me just read you this directly from the box.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, the slime Monster has invaded the town. You've

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<v Speaker 2>got to stop him. You must get from the high

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<v Speaker 2>school to the armory, pick up a landmine and knock

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<v Speaker 2>the slime monster over. But be careful that the slime

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<v Speaker 2>Monster doesn't knock you over with his slime. So basically,

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<v Speaker 2>you keep trying to move this super gross, weird monster around,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's standing over another player, and then you get

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<v Speaker 2>to slime them, and if the slime knocks them over,

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<v Speaker 2>they have to move back to the beginning. It actually

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<v Speaker 2>makes no sense, so we just stopped playing this game.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was a funny description.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's a sweet one. It's about Slimy the Worm

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar the Grouches pet from Cemer. So I've always seen

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar the Grouch. I known about Slimy, but this is

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<v Speaker 1>the origin story. So apparently the first time Slimy met

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar was on a rainy day when Oscar went to

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<v Speaker 1>the park to see mud puddles and he saw these

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<v Speaker 1>other worms playing in one place, but there was this

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<v Speaker 1>one baby worm playing alone, and then Slimy climbed up

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<v Speaker 1>onto Oscar's shoulder and falls asleep, and Oscar takes them

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<v Speaker 1>back to his trash can and feeds him strawberry sodas.

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<v Speaker 1>That is where the friendship was born, which is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>almost too sweet a story for Oscar the Grouch, but

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<v Speaker 1>I really like it. But the funniest thing about the

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<v Speaker 1>whole mythology is that Slimy actually has his own family.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got parents, named Dusty and Eartha and a cousin

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<v Speaker 1>named Squirmy, and also Rachel.

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<v Speaker 2>No it right, Rachel makes perfect sense. All right. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want any indication of just how big the

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<v Speaker 2>DIY market is for slime, take a look at the

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<v Speaker 2>growth of Elmer's glue. According to The Washington Post, the

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<v Speaker 2>trend really kicked off in twenty seventeen, like we were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about earlier, partially inspired by social media and YouTube,

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<v Speaker 2>but also because of the varieties of slime you could make,

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<v Speaker 2>from sequence slime to glitter slime to cloud slime, and so,

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<v Speaker 2>as Elmer's marketing director told The Washington Post, we shipped

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<v Speaker 2>more glue in the month of July of twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we shipped the entire year of twenty sixteen. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a wild and crazy time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's insane, considering like they supplied glue to like every school.

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<v Speaker 2>In the game, everywhere. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So how about this one to closes out. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to make slime a career, why not consider becoming

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<v Speaker 1>a slime tender at the Slumu Institute and twelve thousand

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<v Speaker 1>foot Slime Museum in Manhattan. In addition to guiding kids

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<v Speaker 1>through glow in the dark, slime caves, making their own

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<v Speaker 1>slime at slime bars and slime waterfalls. You get to

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<v Speaker 1>rev kids up by saying, when I say slime, you

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<v Speaker 1>say times slime.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Wait, I have never heard of this place.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>I have thought about taking Ruby and their friends to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just feels like a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really does. But when they say slime and

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<v Speaker 2>you say time energizing, I think for that, I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you're gonna win the fact off today. So congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so honored, and I think the cool youth

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<v Speaker 1>are really gonna the cool youths.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well that's it for this week's Part Time Genius.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so excited to be doing this show again. Thanks

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